Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 22 Restless
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00:00build it last to ancient first we invoke thee because mind and heart and spirit join spiritus
00:08spirit animus heart surface mind and manis the hand you could never hope to grasp the source of
00:17our power
02:17Joyce was there in the clinch.
02:20Well, you guys had fun tonight.
02:22It was very nice meeting you.
02:23It was nice meeting you, finally.
02:27Bye.
02:28Bye.
02:28Do you notice how pointedly I said finally?
02:36No.
02:40Let the vid fest begin.
02:43You sure you won't join us?
02:45No, you guys have your fun.
02:47I'm tired.
02:48I can't believe you're not exhausted.
02:50Have you even slept since?
02:52I still feel a little bit too wide.
02:54Hmm.
02:55Yeah, that's well, that was, that was powerful.
02:59Don't think I could sleep.
03:00Well, we got plenty of vid.
03:03And I'm putting in a preemptive bid for Apocalypse Now, hey?
03:07Did she get anything less part of darknessy?
03:10Apocalypse Now is a gay romp.
03:12It's a feel-good movie of whatever year it was.
03:14What else?
03:16Don't worry.
03:17Got plenty of chick and British guy flicks, too.
03:20These puppies should last us all night.
03:45Oh, my God.
04:15I think it's strange.
04:22I mean, I think I should worry that we haven't found her name.
04:29Who?
04:30Miss Kitty?
04:35You think she'd let us know her name by now?
04:39She will.
04:41She's not all grown yet.
04:44You're not worried?
04:45I never worried here.
04:50I'm safe here.
04:53You don't know everything about me.
04:58Have you told me your real name?
05:02Oh, you know that.
05:04They will find out, you know.
05:19Not you.
05:19I don't have time to think about that.
05:27You know I have all this homework to finish.
05:31Are you going to finish in time for class?
05:34I can be late, but you've never taken drama before.
05:42You might miss something important.
05:44I don't want to leave here.
05:51Why not?
05:52Why not?
06:06It's so bright.
06:07It's so bright.
06:08Well, there's something happened there.
06:15I can be like a guest.
06:29hey hey guys heard you taking drama uh-huh it's a tough course you took it oh i've been here
06:42forever it's what you've been doing doing spells she does spells with harrah yeah i heard about
06:50that sometimes i think about two women doing a spell and then i do a spell by myself
07:20isn't this exciting our first production i can't wait till our scene i love you
07:31oh don't step on my cues production oh my god the place is packed everybody's here your whole
07:42family's in the front row and they look really angry there's a production oh somebody's got
07:47stage fright isn't this the first class well you showed up later you'd have a better part
07:54i'm cowboy guy your costume is perfect nobody's gonna know the truth you know about you costume
08:04you're already in character i should have done that
08:09but how come there's i mean i was given to understand that a drama class would have you
08:17know drama class we haven't even rehearsed well maybe some people have it i showed up on time
08:26so i got to be cowboy guy i just think it's really early to be putting on a play i don't even know
08:34what this isn't madame butterfly is it because i have a whole problem with opera all right everyone
08:40pay attention in just a few moments that curtain is going to open on our very first production
08:48now everyone that willow's ever met is out in that audience including all of us that means we have to
08:55be perfect stay in character remember your lines and energy energy energy especially the musical numbers
09:02the audience wants to find you strip you naked and eat you alive so hide stop that
09:13now costumes sets um the things that you uh you know uh you um you hold them you touch them
09:19use them um props no props yes it's all about subterfuge that's very annoying now go on out there
09:29lie like dogs and have a wonderful time if we can stay in focus keep our heads and if willow can
09:35stop stepping on everyone's cues i know this will be the best production of death of a salesman
09:40we've ever done stop it good luck everyone break a leg
09:44i've made a little space for the cheese slices
10:11we can stay in focus
10:12so
10:21what does it mean
10:23so
10:25Things aren't going very well.
10:48Well, no.
10:49This drama class is just...
10:52I think they're really not doing things in the proper way.
10:55And now I'm in a play and my whole family's out there.
10:58And why is there a cowboy in the death of a salesman anyway?
11:03You don't understand yet, do you?
11:07Is there something following me?
11:10Yes.
11:13Oh, what should I do?
11:17The play's going to start soon and I don't even know my lines.
11:21The play's already started.
11:23That's not the point.
11:25Why, hello, little lady.
11:34Can I hold those milk pails for you?
11:37Why, thank you.
11:39But they're not very heavy.
11:41Why have you come to our lonely small town
11:44which has no post office and very few exports?
11:48I've come looking for a man.
11:53A salesman.
11:56Everyone's starting to wonder about you.
11:59The real you.
12:00If they find out, they'll punish you.
12:04I can't help you with that.
12:07What's after me?
12:11Is it something I was supposed to do?
12:14Was I supposed to...
12:16What else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you?
12:30Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends.
12:33Your whole sex.
12:34Throw them in the sea for all I care.
12:36Throw them in and wait for the bubbles.
12:39Men with your groping and spitting all groin.
12:41No brain.
12:42Three billion, yeah, passing around the same worn-out urge.
12:45Men with your sails.
12:55Tara.
12:59Tara, can this really...
13:00Really?
13:12Will!
13:13It's Buffy.
13:15Oh, God.
13:17Come on.
13:20Stay low.
13:24What did it look like?
13:26I don't know.
13:27I don't know what's after me.
13:30You must have done something.
13:33No.
13:34I never do anything.
13:36I'm very seldom naughty.
13:39I just came to class and the play was starting.
13:43The play is long over.
13:46Why are you still in costume?
13:48Okay, still having to explain where in this is just my outfit.
13:53Willow, everybody already knows.
13:56Take it off.
13:57No.
14:00I need it.
14:02Oh, for God's sake.
14:03Just take it off.
14:07That's better.
14:08It's much more realistic.
14:12See?
14:13Is everybody very clear on this now?
14:16Oh, my God.
14:20It's like a tragedy.
14:24I tried to warn you.
14:28It's exactly like a Greek tragedy.
14:31We should only be Greeks.
14:32My book report.
14:38This summer, I read The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.
14:45Oh, who cares?
14:48This book hat has many themes.
15:01Help me!
15:07Help me!
15:08Help me!
15:08I'm awake.
15:30I'm good.
15:31Did I miss anything?
15:34Nothing much at all, really.
15:36I went for math scoring.
15:37We gotta keep going, man.
15:46We gotta take that help.
15:51Damn this war.
15:52I have to say, I really feel Apocalypse Now is overrated.
15:58No.
15:59No.
16:00It gets better.
16:02Man?
16:03I remembered that it gets better.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:08What's happening, my man?
16:15Want some corn?
16:18Butter flavor?
16:19New car smell.
16:21Cool.
16:23One third deal.
16:26Big faker.
16:27Oh, I'm beginning to understand this now.
16:29It's all about the journey, isn't it?
16:33Well, thanks for making me have to pee.
16:36You don't need any help with that, right?
16:39I got a system.
16:51Hey.
16:54Hey, Joyce.
16:56Mrs. Summers.
16:58We're not making too much noise down there, are we?
17:02Oh, no.
17:04Anyway, they all left a while ago.
17:06Oh, I should probably go catch up.
17:10Heard that before?
17:14I move pretty fast.
17:16You know, a man's always after...
17:18Conquest?
17:21I'm a conquistador.
17:25You sure it isn't comfort?
17:27I'm a confortador, also.
17:33I do know the difference.
17:35I've learned about boys.
17:38That's cool about you.
17:45It's very late.
17:47Would you like to rest for a while?
17:49Um, yeah.
17:55I'd like you.
17:57I'm just gonna go to the bathroom first.
18:01Don't get lost.
18:02Don't get lost.
18:10I'm a confortator.
18:16I'm not going to need a room for a minute.
18:16I'm not going to have this room for a while ago.
18:17I love you.
18:17You're about to be here.
18:18I love you.
18:18I don't do...
18:19I know I love you.
18:20I love you.
18:20I love you.
18:21I love you too.
18:21I love you.
18:21I love you too.
18:22Okay, I'm gonna find another bathroom.
18:52I didn't order any vampires.
19:17That's not the way out.
19:22Hey, there you are.
19:41Are you sure it's us you were looking for?
19:46Giles here is gonna teach me to be a watcher.
19:54He says I got the stuff.
19:56Spikes like the sun to me.
19:59That's good.
20:01I was into that for a while, but I got other stuff going on.
20:09You gotta have something.
20:19Gotta be always moving forward.
20:22Like a shark.
20:24Like a shark with feet and much less fins.
20:29And on land.
20:31Very good.
20:37Buffy, are you sure you want to play there?
20:41It's a pretty big sandbox.
20:43I'm okay.
20:45It's not coming for me yet.
20:47I just mean you can't protect yourself from some stuff.
20:55I'm way ahead of you, big brother.
20:59Brother.
21:11Come on, put your back into it.
21:13A watcher scoffs at gravity.
21:15You can't just go around on the other side, but it's hard.
21:17But it's just the truth.
21:18It's just the truth.
21:19And it's just the truth.
21:20To the future, you will hear the truth.
21:21Because the reality…
21:22I'm not sure if you're at the same time.
21:23I don't know.
21:24What are you guys talking about?
21:25I don't know.
21:27I don't know.
21:28I don't know if you're at the same frequency in the other side.
21:29You can't talk to a song.
21:31You've never seen it.
21:32Games.
21:33You're never seen it.
21:34I don't know.
21:36You're not sure.
21:37I'm not sure if you're at the same time.
21:38It's OK.
21:40I'm not sure.
21:41So if you're at the same time.
21:42Do you know where you're going?
21:59I've been thinking about getting back into vengeance.
22:05Is that right?
22:06Well, you know how I miss it.
22:08I'm so at loose ends since I quit.
22:10I think this is going to be a very big year for vengeance.
22:15But isn't vengeance kind of vengeful?
22:21You don't want me to have a hobby.
22:23Not a vengeance hobby, no.
22:26It's dangerous.
22:27People can't do anything they want.
22:30Society has rules and borders and an end zone.
22:33It doesn't matter if...
22:36Do you mind? I'm talking to my demon.
22:41Sorry.
22:44We just think you're really interesting.
22:48Oh, I'm going places.
22:51I'm way ahead of you.
22:52Is that right?
23:07Watch this.
23:08Do you want to come in the back with us?
23:31Oh, go on.
23:32I don't have to.
23:36I'll be fine.
23:37I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically.
23:41I don't have to.
23:42I don't have to.
23:43I don't have to.
23:44I don't have to.
23:44I don't have to.
23:45I don't have to.
23:45I don't have to.
23:45I don't have to.
23:46I don't have to.
23:46I don't have to.
23:47I don't have to.
23:47I don't have to.
23:47I don't have to.
23:48I don't have to.
23:48I don't have to.
23:48I don't have to.
23:49I don't have to.
23:49I don't have to.
23:50I don't have to.
23:50I don't have to.
23:51I don't have to.
23:51I don't have to.
23:52I don't have to.
23:53I don't have to.
23:54I don't have to.
23:55I don't have to.
23:56I don't have to.
23:57I don't know.
24:27I know what's up there!
24:57These will not protect you.
25:27Giles.
25:33Xander, what are you doing here?
25:37What's after me?
25:39It's because of what we did, I know that.
25:43What we did?
25:45The others have gone on ahead.
25:47I'll listen very carefully.
25:49Your life may depend on what I'm about to tell you.
25:53You need...
26:03What?
26:05Go where?
26:07I don't understand.
26:09Hey!
26:10It's not the time for the idiot.
26:13Xander.
26:14You have to come with us now.
26:16We'll wait.
26:17That's what I tried to tell you.
26:19Honey.
26:20I don't...
26:22I can't hear you.
26:24It's not important.
26:25I'm going to tell you.
26:27Well...
26:28Wait!
26:29Where are we going?
26:31What?
26:32Where?
26:33Hey!
26:34Let go!
26:35Hey!
26:36Hey!
26:37Hey!
26:38Hey!
26:39Hey!
26:40Hey!
26:41Hey!
26:42Hey!
27:03Where are you from, Harris?
27:07Well, the basement mostly.
27:10Were you born there?
27:15Possibly.
27:17I walked by your guidance counselor's office one time.
27:25A bunch of you were sitting there, waiting to be shepherded.
27:36I remember it smelled like dead flowers.
27:40I liked a key.
27:45And it hit me.
27:49The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch.
27:57You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake.
28:10Where are you heading?
28:13Well, I'm supposed to meet Tara and Willow.
28:16And possibly Buffy's mom.
28:29Your time is running out.
28:32You know, I'm just trying to get away.
28:38There's something I can't fight.
28:42Are you a soldier?
28:47I'm a confortador.
28:48You're neither.
28:55You're a whipping boy.
28:58Raised by mongrels and set on a sacrificial stone.
29:02I'm getting a cramp.
29:09Giles, it's here.
29:26It's more serious than me, fool.
29:28Giles?
29:28I can fight anything, right?
29:30Maybe we should slap him.
29:36Let me get some news.
29:39I think if I bring my angel.
29:53Buffy?
29:54Buffy?
29:54Buffy?
29:55Buffy?
29:56Buffy?
29:57Buffy?
29:58Buffy?
29:59Buffy?
30:00Buffy?
30:01Buffy?
30:02Buffy?
30:03Buffy?
30:04Buffy?
30:05Buffy?
30:06Buffy?
30:07Buffy?
30:08Buffy?
30:09Buffy?
30:10Buffy?
30:11Buffy?
30:12Buffy?
30:13Buffy?
30:14Buffy?
30:15Buffy?
30:16Buffy?
30:17Buffy?
30:18Buffy?
30:19Buffy?
30:20Buffy?
30:21Buffy?
30:22Buffy?
30:23Buffy?
30:24that's not the way out
30:34what the hell is wrong with you
30:40you won't come upstairs
30:42what are you
30:45ashamed of us
30:47your mother's crying her guts out
30:50you don't understand
30:52no
30:55you don't understand
30:58the mind ends here with us
31:02and you're not gonna change that
31:05you haven't picked the heart
31:22you have to stop thinking
31:28let it wash over you
31:33don't you think it's a little old-fashioned
31:36this is the way women and men have behaved since the beginning
31:40before time
31:42now look into the light
31:45step on up
31:52step on up
31:53come on
31:55come on
31:57yeah
31:58i'm gonna miss all the good stuff
32:01does she always want to train this badly
32:03it appears she's never heard the fable about patience
32:06which one is that
32:09the one with the fox and the um
32:11uh that's patient
32:13here
32:13i want to i want to
32:15yes
32:16i am a vampire
32:18buffy you have a sacred birthright to protect mankind
32:24don't stick out your elbow
32:27i am a vampire
32:31oh you stink
32:33i haven't got any treats
32:36not sacred but go easy on the girl
32:40this is my business
32:43blood of a lamb and all that
32:45how are you gonna get that all over your face
32:49i know you
32:55i know you
32:56hey
32:59come on
33:01you're gonna miss everything
33:04don't push me around you know i have a great deal to do
33:14i've hired myself out as an attraction
33:20sideshow freak
33:23well
33:26at least it's showbiz
33:27what am i supposed to do with all of this
33:38you gotta make up your mind rubes
33:40what are you wasting time for
33:42don't you figure it all out yet with your enormous squishy frontal lobe
33:49i still think buffy should have killed you
33:55i wear the cheese
34:02it does not wear me
34:03honestly meet the most appalling sort of people
34:07i'm so sorry i'm there
34:32there's a great deal going on
34:35and all at once
34:36don't we know it
34:38only at death's door over here
34:40look at sandra
34:41got the sucking chest wound swinging
34:44i promised on you i'd be there for a big night
34:47now i'll probably be pushing up daisy
34:50in the sense of being in the ground underneath them
34:52and fertilizing soil
34:53and i'll give you a little bit of a little bit of a decompression
35:00okay
35:00a man walks into the office of a doctor
35:03he's wearing on his head um
35:04there's there's a there's a duck is that right
35:07you suck
35:09quiet you'll miss the humorous conclusion
35:12conclusion she's doing quite well do you know this is your fault we have to think of the facts
35:21willow i'm very busy i have a gig myself you know something's after us it's like some primal
35:31some animal force that used to be us don't get linear on me now man and then the doc tells the
35:41doctor that there's a man that's attached to my ass see it was the duck and not the man that spoke
35:55rupert you've got to focus you must have some kind of explanation
36:01if we don't know what we're fighting i don't think we stand a chance
36:05it's strange it's not like anything we've faced before
36:14it seems familiar somehow
36:20of course
36:23the spell we cast with buffy must have released some primal evil that's come back seeking
36:33i'm not sure what willow look through the chronicles for some reference to a warrior beast
36:46i've got to warn buffy there's every chance she might be missed and zander and willow
36:57i'm trying not to bleed on my couch i just had it steam cleaned
37:05of course i'm trying to study another thing without you
37:06i-
37:15i-
37:17i-
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37:22i-
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37:25i-
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37:29i-
37:30i-
37:30Well, that was obvious.
38:00I know who you are, and I can defeat you, and my intellect, I can cripple you with my thoughts, of course, you underestimate me, you couldn't know, you never had a watcher.
38:30I can't do it.
38:31I can't do it.
38:32I can't do it.
38:34I can't do it.
38:37I can't do it.
38:38I can't do it.
38:39I can't do it.
38:40I can't do it.
38:41I can't do it.
38:42I can't do it.
38:43Buffy, wake up.
38:44Buffy, you have to wake up right away.
38:58I'm not really in charge of these things.
39:03Please wake up.
39:05Oh, please.
39:08I need my beauty sleep, so stop it, okay?
39:15Faith and I just made that bed.
39:27For who?
39:32I thought you were here to tell me.
39:40The guys aren't here, are they?
39:42We were gonna hang out and watch movies.
39:45You lost them.
39:47No.
39:49No.
39:52I think they need me to find them.
39:56It's so late.
39:57Oh.
39:58That clock's completely wrong.
39:59Here.
40:00I'm never gonna use those.
40:01You think you know what's to come?
40:17What you are.
40:18You haven't even begun.
40:23I think I need to go find the others.
40:38Be back before dawn.
40:45Have you seen my friends?
40:48They wouldn't just disappear.
40:52Mom?
41:08Oh, hi, honey.
41:11Why are you living in the walls?
41:14Oh, sweetie, no, I'm fine here.
41:17Don't worry about me.
41:21It looks dirty.
41:22Well, it seems that way to you.
41:27I made some lemonade and I'm learning how to play mahjong.
41:32You go find your friends.
41:34I think they might be in danger.
41:37I'm sorry, dear.
41:38Um, a mouse is playing with my knees.
41:49I really don't think you should live in there.
41:52Well, you could probably break through the wall.
42:05Hey there, killer.
42:07Riley?
42:08You're back.
42:09You're back?
42:10I never left.
42:11How did the debriefing go?
42:13I told you not to worry about that.
42:16It went great.
42:18It made me Surgeon General.
42:21Why didn't you come and tell me?
42:24Why didn't you come and tell me?
42:25We could have celebrated.
42:27Oh.
42:28We're drawing up a plan for world domination.
42:32The key element?
42:34Coffee makers that think.
42:37World domination?
42:40Is that a good?
42:43Baby, we're the government.
42:46It's what we do.
42:49She's uncomfortable with certain concepts.
42:52It's understandable.
42:54Aggression is a natural human tendency.
42:57Though you and me come by it another way.
43:02We're not demons.
43:05Is that a fact?
43:07Buffy, we've got important work here.
43:09A lot of filing.
43:11Giving things names.
43:16What was yours?
43:17Before, Adam?
43:21Not a man among us can remember.
43:23The demons have escaped.
43:25Please run for your lives.
43:27This could be trouble.
43:29We better make a fort.
43:30I'll get some pillows.
43:39Wait.
43:40I have weapons.
43:41Wait.
43:42I have weapons.
43:44I have weapons.
43:45I have weapons.
43:46I have weapons.
43:47I have weapons.
43:49You have weapons.
43:50I have weapons.
43:51I have weapons.
43:52There, but it's fine.
43:53I have weapons.
43:54I have weapons.
43:56What you do.
43:57You have many weapons.
43:58I have weapons.
43:59I have weapons.
44:00I have weapons.
44:01One day.
44:02Oh, it's gonna behurling.
44:03This is a perfect place.
44:04To be a small priest.
44:05This is the best place.
44:06The hell?
44:37I thought you were looking for your friends.
44:44Okay, killer.
44:46If that's the way you want it,
44:49I guess you're on your own.
45:07I thought you were looking for your friends.
45:37I thought you were looking for your friends.
46:07I thought you were looking for them here.
46:11Of course not.
46:14That's the reason you came.
46:19You're not in my dream.
46:21I was borrowed.
46:25Someone has to speak for her.
46:28Let her speak for herself.
46:31That's what's done in polite circles.
46:33Why do you follow me?
46:41I don't.
46:42Where are my friends?
46:43You're asking the wrong questions.
46:49Make her speak.
46:52I have no speech.
46:54No name.
46:56I live in the action of death.
46:58The blood cry.
47:00The penetrating wound.
47:01And I am destruction.
47:06Absolute.
47:08Alone.
47:11The slayer.
47:15The first.
47:16I am not alone.
47:28The slayer does not walk in this world.
47:30I walk.
47:35I talk.
47:37I shop.
47:38I sneeze.
47:40I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back.
47:44There's trees in the desert since you moved out.
47:47And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
47:52Now give me back my friends.
47:57No friends.
48:00Just a kill.
48:03We are alone.
48:10That's it.
48:12I'm waking up.
48:17It's over.
48:38We don't do this anymore.
48:47Enough.
48:56Enough.
48:56Enough.
48:56Are you Wyatt finished?
49:25It's over, okay?
49:28I'm going to ignore you, and you're going to go away.
49:33You're really going to have to get over the whole primal power thing.
49:40You're not the source of me.
49:46Also, in terms of hair care, you really want to say,
49:50what kind of impression am I making in the workplace?
49:53The first Slayer.
50:11Wow.
50:12I'm not big with the socialization.
50:14Or the floss.
50:15Somehow our joining with Buffy and invoking the essence of the Slayer's power
50:23was an affront to the source of that power.
50:27You know, you could have brought that up to us before we did it.
50:31I did. I said there could be a dire consequence.
50:33Yes, but you say that about chewing too fast.
50:36I'm guessing I missed some fun.
50:41The spirit of the first Slayer tried to kill us in our dreams.
50:46Oh, you want some hot chocolate?
50:48Yeah.
50:49Yeah, please.
50:50Xander?
50:51Yes, what choice?
50:53Duh.
50:54Buffy's mom.
50:56Be my kitchen buddy again?
50:58Help me carry?
50:58Yes, sure.
51:01Buffy's mom.
51:03You all right?
51:05Yeah.
51:07I think I might jump in the shower.
51:10You just seem a bit...
51:11A little.
51:14A little.
51:16The first Slayer.
51:19I never really thought about it.
51:23It was intense.
51:24I guess you guys got a taste of that, huh?
51:29Yeah, from now on,
51:30you keep your Slayer friends out of my dreams.
51:33Is that clear?
51:35She's not good for the sleeping.
51:40Yeah.
51:42Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese.
51:46I don't know where the hell that came from.
51:54You think you know
52:10what's to come?
52:13What you are?
52:17You haven't even begun.
52:19Yeah.
52:20What you are?
52:32What you are?
52:34What?
52:35What?
52:36What?
52:36What?
52:37What is this?
52:38What?
52:40What?
52:41What?
52:41What?