Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 11 Doomed
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00:00It's you and Riley.
00:01Every time we talk, I have to lie.
00:04I wish I could just come clean.
00:06Well, you can't.
00:08Yeah, I know I can't.
00:10We're both special.
00:22I guess we have to talk.
00:25I guess we do.
00:30Somebody should speak before one of us graduates.
01:00What are you?
01:18Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius.
01:20You?
01:21I'm sorry.
01:25It came out a little blunder than I intended.
01:29It's just...
01:31You're amazing.
01:33Your speed, your strength.
01:34How so passionate, artistic, and inquisitive.
01:37The hell are you?
01:42You know who I am.
01:44The rest, what I do...
01:47I can't tell you.
01:51Well, then, let me.
01:58You're part of some military monster squad that captures demons, vampires.
02:06Probably have some official sounding euphemisms for them.
02:09Like unfriendlies or non-sapiens.
02:14Hostile subterrestrials.
02:17So, you deliver these HSTs to a bunch of lab coats who perform experiments on them,
02:24which, among other things, turn some into harmless little bunnies.
02:29How am I doing so far?
02:31A little too well.
02:33Meanwhile, by day, you pretend to be Riley Finn.
02:37Riley Finn.
02:38Corn-fed Iowa boy.
02:42Ever been to Iowa, Riley?
02:44God, if that's even your name.
02:47It is.
02:48Born and raised.
02:50And, hey, Bulletin.
02:52I'm not the only one who's been a little less than honest here.
03:01I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would have figured it out by now.
03:05I'm the slayer.
03:14Slayer.
03:15Chosen one.
03:18She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries?
03:23You're kidding.
03:28Ask around.
03:30Look it up.
03:31Slayer.
03:32Comma.
03:33The.
03:35And you fight demons.
03:38I mean, you wailed on those guys.
03:41You did pretty well yourself.
03:43Yeah, but I'm a walking bruise today.
03:47You see me with my clothes off, I look like I'm...
03:53I mean, I have bruises.
03:56I don't see a scratch on you.
03:59You're not looking hard enough.
04:00I'm looking pretty hard.
04:14So then, uh...
04:16What do we do?
04:20I don't know.
04:22I don't know.
04:26I just...
04:29I really thought that you were a nice, normal guy.
04:34I am a nice, normal guy.
04:36Maybe by this town's standards, but I'm not grading on a curve.
04:39I think we both need a little time to process everything.
04:53Maybe then...
04:54Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
05:09No.
05:11I don't think I need to tell you.
05:12I won't say a word.
05:14Good.
05:16It'll be safe as well.
05:17Over here.
05:31Wow.
05:46That was some ride.
05:55Sorry, I'm so excited.
05:58It's my first earthquake.
05:59It's my first earthquake.
06:01It's not mine.
06:04It's not mine.
06:31I don't know.
06:33It's my fourth earthquake.
06:34It's my third earthquake.
06:35It's mine.
06:36It's my third earthquake.
06:46I don't dare move on.
06:46It's my third earthquake.
06:48It's my third earthquake.
06:51I don't see you.
06:52I promise you.
06:55Somebody bust my third earthquake.
06:57I don't know.
06:59A sudden-sleeping chism, bloody sudden.
07:22The quake just knocked a couple of pipes loose.
07:25There's a wrench hanging up over there by the workbench.
07:27Try tightening the coupling.
07:30I look like a plumber to you.
07:32No, you look like a big mooch who doesn't lift a finger around here.
07:35But I have to get to work.
07:37Yeah. Delivering melted cheese on bread.
07:41Doing your part to keep America constipated.
07:44Mock not. Remember who pays for the plasma around here, pal.
07:48You earn your keep, or you don't get kept.
07:51When you're done fixing that leak, try cleaning up this mess.
07:59And doing a little laundry for once wouldn't kill you.
08:03Unfortunately.
08:04Hey. I was in the library during the quake.
08:19Almost got buried in some 19th century literature.
08:22Man, I don't have to tell you how hard it is to dig through some of that stuff.
08:28You okay?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Um, a couple of broken knick-knacks, but no biggies.
08:34Well, quarter dorm is completely blacked out.
08:37So naturally, they're dealing with a crisis the only way they know how.
08:41Aftershock party.
08:43Ah.
08:44It's from the dorm that brought us the somebody-sneezed party and the day-that-ends-in-why party.
08:49They do seem to be pretty generous with the milestones.
08:53Hey, you should ask Riley to come.
08:55Much carousing by flattering candlelight.
08:58Uh, Riley's, um, busy.
09:03I'm pretty sure.
09:03But, you know, you go on ahead and I'll catch up with you there.
09:08I'm on my way for a little Giles one-on-one.
09:11Anything wrong?
09:14Wrong?
09:15No.
09:16Mm-mm.
09:17Not at all.
09:24Something horrible's gonna happen, Giles.
09:27It was an earthquake, Buffy.
09:29A not uncommon occurrence in Southern California.
09:31No reason to think it was anything more.
09:34Oh, I still have a reason.
09:36A darn good reason.
09:38The last time we had an earthquake, I died.
09:40Yes, I know that, and therefore I completely understand your anxiety.
09:46Oh, good.
09:48Because I'd hate for my little untimely horrible death concern to be ambiguous.
09:52But unless evidence suggests otherwise, I think we can assume that it's shifting landmasses and not a portent of some imminent doom.
10:01Now, in the meantime, I've got a few theories about our mysterious commando friends.
10:07Oh.
10:09Oh.
10:11Really?
10:11Yes.
10:12Now, based on the locations of our various sightings and Spike's reluctant description of their underground installation...
10:20What if the quake was a sign, a bad omen, and we just ignore it?
10:24There's gonna be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end.
10:27Buffy, if the quake heralded some such catastrophe, I'm sure there will be other signs to follow which will afford us plenty of time to avert it.
10:38Now, I believe the commando installation is either very close to or directly underneath your school.
10:45Now, if that is the case, I'm convinced that one or more of them may be in your very midst.
10:50Plague.
10:51What?
10:52What if the end of the world is coming in the form of a plague?
10:55Then too many people may be infected by the time we actually decide...
10:58Buffy, will you stop worrying about what may be and concentrate on what is?
11:04Vigilance is all very well and good, but as I feel we're getting close, there is a much more pressing question.
11:10What's a slayer?
11:12Slayer?
11:13Thrash band.
11:15Anvil heavy guitar rock with delusions of laxac.
11:17No, a girl.
11:18Powers.
11:21Oh, the slayer.
11:23Oh, yeah, I've heard it's slayer.
11:25Fill me in.
11:26Well, the way I got it figured, slayer's like some kind of boogeyman with subterrestrials.
11:32Something they tell a little spawn and make them eat their vegetables and clean up their slime pits.
11:36You're telling me she doesn't exist?
11:38Oh, wait a sec.
11:40Am I bursting somebody's bubble here?
11:43Maybe this is a bad time to tell you about the Easter bunny.
11:46Blue team.
11:47Sorry, sorry.
11:51It's myth, Ryan.
11:53All a part of that medieval folklore garbage kooks dream up to explain things we deal with every day.
11:58How do you explain the things we deal with forests?
12:05They're just animals, man.
12:07Fine and simple.
12:08Granted, a little rarer than the ones you grew up with in that little farm in the small barn.
12:12What are you trying to tell me?
12:34Never mind.
12:49Like I said,
12:52animals.
12:55Sunwreck.
12:58Animals rattling in their cages.
13:00Doing it all day.
13:02It's got them all worked up.
13:04Earthquakes, man.
13:06Make everybody crazy.
13:23What?
13:24Yeah.
13:25This shit is the one.
13:27Look at the sky where it's dead.
13:30Yeah, I've got my way out of it.
13:33It's sure to confirm to me.
13:37This might be on my head too.
13:40I'll find a light on your arms.
13:42You're a doctor.
13:43You're a doctor.
13:50Percy!
13:52Hi.
13:53Hey, Willow.
13:55What's going on?
13:56Stop.
13:58I thought you got that football scholarship to USC.
14:01I did.
14:02Glory goes here.
14:04Hey.
14:05Hey.
14:08Some party, huh?
14:10Hmm, it's okay.
14:19How's Oz?
14:21Oh, actually Oz.
14:31Um, listen, we're gonna go get some drinks.
14:34Cool to see you.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Catch you later.
15:00Woo!
15:02Woo!
15:02Woo!
15:04Woo!
15:04Woo!
15:07Hey, you guys serious about Naked Limbo?
15:16I'm in.
15:37Buffy, where are you?
15:54Why, so I can't want you to flirt with that redhead?
15:57What?
15:58Rosenberg?
15:59Yeah, right.
16:00She's just some egghead who tutored me a little in high school.
16:03I mean, she's nice, but come on.
16:05Kepner the Nerd Squad.
16:07Well, I don't know.
16:08Maybe you have a thing for geeks.
16:10Uh, no.
16:12I like more women hot.
16:15Call me old fashioned.
16:30Hello?
16:32Anyone in here?
16:35Go, sir.
16:36No.
16:37Let's go.
16:39I don't know.
16:40I don't know.
16:41You know what I'm talking about.
16:42Bye.
16:43I don't know.
17:13I don't know.
17:23Oh, no.
17:29Spike, the place was worse than when I left.
17:33You didn't even fix the drip.
17:36Don't turn around.
17:39Spike, what is it? What happened?
17:41Look at me.
17:51I shrunk them.
17:57Bleeding shirt, trousers.
18:01I hate this place.
18:03You know, I'm not any happier about you wearing my stuff than you are.
18:05Go out.
18:07Get me some decent stuff.
18:09And I want more blood.
18:11You're not a guest.
18:13You want me to tear this place apart, you bloody poof?
18:16That's it.
18:17I am way past through with you.
18:19I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore.
18:25You're not even the kind of naughty.
18:27You're nothing but a waste of space.
18:30My space.
18:32And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny white bum,
18:37and as much as I know I can give you a little bum kicking myself right now,
18:41I'm here to tell you something.
18:42You're not even worth it.
18:46I'm out of here.
18:51Buffy, over here.
19:08Wow.
19:10I wasn't sure where the party was, and then I saw the flashing lights and the ambulance,
19:15and I was like, right, of course.
19:18Death, carnage.
19:20It's a Buffy party.
19:22I'm so glad you're here.
19:25What happened?
19:26I found him.
19:28This guy on the bed with me.
19:31Dead.
19:32Not me dead, he dead.
19:35God, are you okay?
19:38Vampire.
19:40There's so much blood.
19:43And there was a symbol.
19:46Percy said I was a nerd.
19:48Percy called you a nerd?
19:52I guess we should report to Giles.
19:55Get with the demon tracking.
20:03Does Percy even go here?
20:05Okay, that makes $04 billion.
20:12You don't got game, son.
20:14What's going on in that head of yours?
20:16I'm just trying to make up my mind about something.
20:23Buffy, she's pretty cool, isn't she?
20:26Yes, already.
20:27She's cool.
20:28She's hot.
20:29She's tepid.
20:30She's all temperature Buffy.
20:31Now, can we concentrate on the game here?
20:41Good block.
20:42You should use your face more often.
20:43We have an Alpha Code Blue situation.
20:46One of ours?
20:47Negative.
20:48Civilian at the Porter Hall party.
20:50HST attack?
20:52Can I confirm that?
20:53I couldn't get close without drawing attention myself.
20:57Should we mobilize?
20:59No.
21:00I'll go.
21:01Do a little recon.
21:02See if it falls in our domain.
21:04You alert Professor Walsh.
21:05Tell her we have a casualty of an indeterminate nature.
21:08Let's not make a move until we get the whole story.
21:14It just made me feel like it was right back in high school.
21:18Dumb jock.
21:19If it wasn't for you, he still would be.
21:21Yeah.
21:22I mean, I know the Percy thing isn't really important.
21:27It's the dead guy on the bed.
21:30Yeah, that's bad, too.
21:32Oh, and something else.
21:34He, the dead guy, was propped up like whatever killed him wanted to drain the blood out of him.
21:42So I'm thinking the whatever took a bunch of the guy's blood with him.
21:48And I haven't been a nerd for a very long time.
21:52Hello, dating a guitarist.
21:55Or I was.
21:58Tell them about the symbol.
21:59Right.
22:00Um, it was carved into his chest.
22:04Like a big, creepy eye.
22:07It's kind of the CBS logo.
22:10Hey, could this be the handiwork of one Mr. Morley Safer?
22:14I'm telling you, I've seen this somewhere before.
22:17I just can't remember where.
22:19I mean, it's like...
22:20It's the end of the world.
22:23Again?
22:25It's, um, the earthquake.
22:27That symbol is, um...
22:29I told you.
22:31I said end of the world.
22:33And you're like, poo-poo, Southern California, poo-poo.
22:36I'm so very sorry.
22:38My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.
22:42No, it can't be.
22:45We've done this already.
22:48It's the end of the world.
22:49Everyone dies.
22:50It's rather important, really.
22:51So, what do we do?
22:55I stop it.
23:06I wonder where I've seen this before.
23:09Where else?
23:11The place I spend most of my waking hours memorizing stuff off the sides of mausoleums.
23:16Big, freaky cereal boxes of death.
23:37Door is open.
23:46I tell you...
23:47I still need one more of a
24:13Oh, my God.
24:43Wow, that flippy thing that you did was...
24:51Where did it go?
24:53It's gone. I saw it take off toward the woods.
24:56And you didn't follow it?
24:59No weapons, no backup. You don't go after a demon that size by yourself.
25:04I do.
25:06Yeah, well, I'm no slayer.
25:12Base one, this is Lilac one?
25:14Lilac?
25:15Go.
25:17Confirm sighting of an unidentified Sub-T.
25:20Mobilize patrol team for debriefing at 0800 hours.
25:23Copy that.
25:29Very commander-y.
25:32Lilac notwithstanding.
25:34What are you doing here?
25:40Looking for you.
25:42She who hangs out in cemeteries.
25:44Well, I have to get the demon.
25:53Don't sweat it. We'll bag it.
25:57It's not that simple.
25:59Yeah, but...
26:01Look, I really think...
26:02Riley, I just...
26:05I can't.
26:08You can't talk?
26:10Can't any of it.
26:14I can't be with you.
26:16It's a huge black pit of a mistake, and I can't go there again.
26:23Again?
26:23You dated me before?
26:25No.
26:26Look, I was involved...
26:28You don't know what my life is like.
26:35And I'm dying to find out.
26:36Dying being the operative word here.
26:39Okay, there's too much risk.
26:41There is too much...
26:42It's just doomed.
26:46And I can't do doomed again right now.
26:50Sorry.
26:51I don't understand where this is coming from.
26:54I know you like me.
26:57And it's not like we don't have anything in common.
26:59But that's not enough.
27:01Buffy, I'm thrown by this.
27:04I'm confused.
27:08But I can feel my skin humming.
27:10My hands, my every inch of me.
27:16I've never been this excited about anybody before.
27:21I'm not trying to scare you, and I'm not going to force myself on you.
27:25But I am, by God, not going to walk away because I think it might not work.
27:31I don't know what's happened in your past.
27:34Pain.
27:36Death.
27:38Apocalypse.
27:40None of it fun.
27:45Do you know what a hell mouth is?
27:47Do you have a fancy term for it?
27:50Because I went to high school on it.
27:52For three years.
27:54We do not have that much in common.
27:59This is a job to you.
28:01It's not just a job.
28:02It's an adventure.
28:03Great.
28:05But for me, it's destiny.
28:08It is something that I can't change.
28:11Something that I can't escape.
28:12I'm stuck.
28:13You don't have to be.
28:15You're not in high school anymore.
28:18You can change things.
28:20Riley, no.
28:21I know it may seem...
28:23Riley.
28:25My answer is no.
28:27I don't know.
28:40Goodbye.
29:10Three meters tall, approximately 100, 120 kilograms, based on my visual analysis.
29:20Special hazards?
29:22Unknown. Probably nothing we haven't handled before.
29:27There's no pattern that we can discern yet, so we've got to assume it's on a basic kill-crush-destroy.
29:33The thing isn't digging up the bones of a child for fun.
29:36Well, Demon's got some pretty hilarious ideas about fun.
29:40The bones of a child, though.
29:43I saw that.
29:51An ancient ritual.
29:54It uses the blood of a man, the bones of a child, and something called the word of Valios.
30:01It's all part of a sacrifice. The sacrifice of three.
30:08Let me guess. Ends the world.
30:11Well, yeah.
30:12It's not big with the details, though. It doesn't say how the world ends or what the ritual entails exactly.
30:23The sacrifice of three.
30:26Three people are going to die?
30:27No, I won't.
30:31Because Claw Boy is not getting all of his ingredients.
30:34We have to find that third one, the word of Valios. Keep him from getting it.
30:38If he doesn't already have it, I mean, who knows where he's been?
30:42Here's one for the good guys. This thing's got a pheromone signature a mile wide.
30:48Agent Gates has been working with the detection system the lab's developing.
30:52Can't tell where it's going, but I've got to beat him where it's been.
30:57Residual traces showing up in populated areas.
31:00Thing's not shy.
31:01We're going out in civvies. Day close only, guys.
31:04Weapons stowed in packs. Keep him out of sight till nightfall.
31:07Remember, this isn't a capture, it's a kill.
31:12Pick up quadrant assignments from me. We'll blanket the town.
31:15I'll check the magic shop. See if they've heard of a book called The Word of Valios.
31:19Will Xander have at the book archives at the museum?
31:22We'll stop by my house in the way, get some weapons, and I'll change into something that isn't quite as anchovy scented.
31:28You guys, this thing takes Wigget very seriously. Be careful.
31:33I couldn't stand anybody getting hurt.
31:36Goodbye, Drew. See you now.
31:43What are you doing?
31:46Bloody rot.
31:49What kind of person you can knock?
31:51What are you doing?
31:52You were trying to stake yourself.
31:56Faggle!
31:56It's no concern of yours.
32:00It is, too.
32:01For one thing, that's my shirt you're about to dust.
32:04And for another, we've shared a lot here.
32:07You should have trusted me enough to do it for you.
32:10Xander.
32:11What? He wants to die? I want to help?
32:14Hey, it's Uki.
32:15We know him.
32:16We can't just let him poof himself.
32:18Oh, but you can.
32:20You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.
32:23And besides, I'm beyond pathetic.
32:27Stuck in this basement washing skivvies for a blighter, I wouldn't have bothered to bite a few months ago.
32:32Hey.
32:33I mean, am I even remotely scary anymore?
32:38Tell me the truth.
32:39Well, the shirt is kind of not very threatening, and the short pants.
32:51But, you know, it could also be because I know you can't bite, which I guess isn't what you really need to hear right now.
32:57Stop. Just clear on it, okay?
32:58Fine. But you break anything else while we're gone, and you'll be sleeping in the garage, Buster.
33:04We can't leave him here like this. We'll have to take him with us to the museum.
33:09Oh, you go on.
33:11I won't do anything. I feel better now.
33:15Promise.
33:18Think of the happy.
33:20If we don't find what we're looking for, we're facing an apocalypse.
33:23Really? You're not just saying that?
33:25Oh, here we go.
33:36Hey.
33:49Buffy?
33:51Is this really the time for Donkey Kong?
33:54What?
33:55Oh.
34:01It, uh, takes trace readings of the creature's pheromones.
34:06And?
34:08And it's either mating season for this thing, or it's moving all over town.
34:15You know, Buffy...
34:16Actually, I need to go.
34:18Big bad needs to be squished.
34:20Right.
34:21Right. I'm on it, too.
34:23It's just...
34:24This thing, this you-and-me thing, it's stupid.
34:29I know.
34:30Which is why we can't do it, the you-and-me thing.
34:35No, I mean you're stupid.
34:39I mean, I don't mean that.
34:41No, I think maybe I do.
34:44Well, once we talk like that, you'll definitely melt my reservations.
34:50I'm serious.
34:51You have this twisted way of looking at things.
34:54This, this doom-and-gloom mentality.
34:57You keep thinking like that, and things are probably gonna turn out just the way you expect.
35:02You know, there's nothing more dangerous than a psych grad student.
35:07Buffy, where is the bad here?
35:11It just turns out that we're even more well-matched than we thought we were.
35:16I mean, you're a...
35:17Thanks.
35:18Fry cook?
35:20And so am I.
35:21Yes, but you're an amateur fry cook, and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
35:29Which is exactly the attitude I'm talking about.
35:32Look, I know the risks in what we do.
35:35I also know it's more rewarding than any other job on the planet.
35:39And fun!
35:40Fun?
35:41The last person I know that believed that is in a coma right now because she had so much fun on the job.
35:48Look, I'm not saying you shouldn't take your work seriously.
35:52That I should just turn my frown upside down?
35:55Is that it?
35:56I wish I could.
35:59Well, this isn't the kind of gig where you can just hang it up at the end of the night and snuggle with your honey.
36:04But why?
36:05Why can't it be?
36:06Because I tried it.
36:07Okay?
36:08And every time it just fell apart.
36:11And then I get sucked right back into the uber evil.
36:14Well, welcome to the story of the world.
36:16Things fall apart, Buffy.
36:18And evil, it comes and goes.
36:21But the way people manage is, they don't do it alone.
36:25They pull each other through.
36:28If you weren't so self-involved, you'd see that.
36:30You have no idea what you're talking about.
36:36You barely know me.
36:41I know that it's not just the job thing.
36:43I'm sure that there's some good-looking guy who'd done you wrong in there, too.
36:48But mostly, I think you want to stay down in the dark place.
36:51Because maybe it's safer down there.
36:55You're so out of line.
36:57No.
36:58See, I don't think so.
37:00Look, we have an opportunity here, you and me.
37:05The fact that you're too scared to even give it a try.
37:08It's my business.
37:11So why don't you just leave me alone?
37:18Fair enough.
37:21Great.
37:35No word of valios.
37:37Not even a syllable of valios.
37:39Which means I'm one step closer to melting in a sea of molten hellfions, yeah?
37:43You shouldn't talk like that.
37:46You're okay so you can't kill anymore.
37:48But there's all the fun things you can do.
37:50You'll adjust.
37:52Adjust.
37:54And what?
37:56End up like the two of you?
37:58No, thank you.
37:59Here it goes.
38:00We can't just leave him here to stake himself.
38:02It's not right.
38:04I should think you would be glad to greet the end of days.
38:07I mean, neither one of you is making much of a go at it.
38:11I mean, you, kids your age are going off to university, you've made it as far as the basement, and red here, you couldn't even keep dog boy happy.
38:23I mean, you could take the loser out of high school, but...
38:26I see what you're doing.
38:27You're trying to get us to dust you.
38:30Am not.
38:31I just don't want pity from geeks more useless than I am.
38:35We're not useless.
38:37We...
38:38We help people.
38:40We fight the forces of evil.
38:43Buffy fights the forces of evil.
38:46You're her groupies.
38:49She'd do just as well without you.
38:51Better, I'd wager, since she wouldn't have to go about saving your hides all the time.
38:56That is so not true.
38:58We're part of the team.
38:59She needs us.
39:00Or, you're just the same 10th grade loser as you've always been.
39:06And she's too much of a softie to cut you loose.
39:26Oh, as usual, dear.
39:56What happened?
40:24It's my fault.
40:27I should have known.
40:30Giles.
40:31The word of Valios is the name of a talisman, not a book.
40:37I blame myself entirely.
40:39I had it here.
40:40You had it here?
40:42Okay, first I thought you were being too hard on yourself, but...
40:45Oh, thank you.
40:46I bought it at a sorcerer's estate sale.
40:50I really only glanced at it once.
40:52I thought it was a knockoff.
40:53Well, they have it.
40:55And they probably have their sacrifices by now, too.
40:58They're on their way to perform the sacrifice now.
41:01On their way where?
41:03You found out what the ritual is for?
41:06The Hellmouth.
41:08They're gonna open the Hellmouth.
41:09The one in the library.
41:22Looks like we're going back to high school.
41:24Be careful, you guys.
41:46Place doesn't look too stable.
41:48Fine by me.
41:51Hope we all go under.
41:53Why is he even here?
41:55It's not like he can fight.
41:56If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself.
42:01And that's bad because...
42:04Fine.
42:05Whatever.
42:06Just keep him out of the way.
42:08I do not have time for this.
42:12Okay, when we get to the library,
42:14keep a lookout for victims they're keeping alive for the sacrifice.
42:17Getting them out is the first priority.
42:20Will do.
42:20Let's rock and roll.
42:32Let's rock and roll.
42:40Sunnydale High.
42:42If these walls were still walls,
42:45what stories they could tell.
42:49Ew.
42:50I think we're near the library.
43:07I think we're near the library.
43:19Whoa.
43:21Check out the new floor plan.
43:24Three of them.
43:28I don't see any sacrificed people.
43:33They must be around here somewhere.
43:38The ritual's not finished.
43:41It's not gonna be.
43:42Get the talonsmith.
44:07They can't do the ritual.
44:08I've got the bones.
44:15I've got the bones.
44:20Here.
44:21You're making me on the run there, dude.
44:30I've got a lot of practice.
44:31This is my lunchtime.
44:34Spike!
44:35Spike!
44:36Right.
44:37Perfect.
44:38Perfect.
44:38Okay.
44:55Okay, I guess I won.
45:01The demons!
45:02They are the sacrifice.
45:04They are the sacrifice.
45:18No pain.
45:23I can hurt that demon.
45:25That's right.
45:39I'm back.
45:40And I'm a bloody animal!
45:42Yeah!
45:48No!
45:50Spike, not in the hole!
45:51What?
46:00I was helping.
46:10Get out of here!
46:12The building's gonna come down!
46:13I'm a-
46:42Yeah!
46:42Don't let him jump in the hill, Matt.
46:49If he does, we're finished.
47:12I'm going in.
47:20You're coming back out.
47:42I'm going in.
48:12I'm Buffy.
48:42Well, hey, Willow.
48:45It's Xander, right?
48:47He's one of the chances, huh?
48:50Yeah, I was just passing by, and I thought I heard people inside.
48:54You were just passing by in your G.I. Joe outfit?
49:03No offense, but you do look wicked conspicuous.
49:07I do?
49:11Paintball.
49:12Yeah, I was playing paintball.
49:14And then the aftershock, and I can't...
49:15Sir, you're one of the commando guys, huh?
49:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
49:20Commando, no, I mean...
49:23Do I know you?
49:24Me?
49:25No.
49:27No, sir.
49:27I'm just an old pal of Xander's here.
49:32Oh, that's nice.
49:34It's kind of weird being back, isn't it?
49:44Yeah.
49:46Everything seems so small.
49:49And more charred.
49:51And ruining.
49:51Come in.
50:19Come in.
50:21You never called.
50:30That's how I didn't know.
50:31Oh, hey.
50:32Sorry.
50:33I'm just...
50:35I'm a dead man.
50:38Secret.
50:39Highly.
50:40Where it's supposed to be.
50:43Yeah, and then you find out.
50:45I can deal.
50:46You're special.
50:48The last night with your friends was a disaster.
50:51I mean, could I have been less convincing?
50:53I was trained to be sneaky and stuff, and I'm like, hi, paintball, just passing by.
50:58I soon have just given them my security code and rank.
51:01Do you have a security code and rank?
51:03No.
51:05Did I just say, this is so not good.
51:16Everybody knows about me.
51:17I'm finished.
51:19It's the end of the world.
51:21Hold on.
51:29No.
51:31It's not.
51:32It's not.
51:32It's snowing out there.
51:50What's this?
51:51Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot.
51:54It's not very industrious of you.
51:58I say, we'll go out there and kick a little demon ass.
52:04What, can't go without your Buffy?
52:07Is that it?
52:08Two chicken.
52:08Let's find her.
52:11She is the chosen one, after all.
52:14Come on, vampires.
52:17Urgh, nasty.
52:19Let's annihilate them.
52:21For justice and for the safety of puppies and Christmas, right?
52:27Let's fight that evil.
52:29Let's kill something.
52:35Oh, come on.
52:37Come on.
52:59Grr, argh.