Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 18 Where The Wild Things Are
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00:00toward. They don't even know I exist, right? I just like having something that's just, you know, mine.
00:11I am, you know. What? Yours.
00:30I am, you know.
01:00Okay, you get Fang, I'll get horny. I mean...
01:30Vampire Demon Tag Team. Who says we can't all get along?
01:55Don't recall ever seeing that before.
01:58Well, because it never happens. Vamps hate demons. It's like stripes and polka dots. Major clashing.
02:08So, uh, I guess we should tell Jaws about this. Right.
02:16I mean, it's the kind of thing he'd want to know about.
02:21Uh-huh.
02:21Like, as soon as possible.
02:24As soon as possible.
02:27I mean it now. First thing on the morning, we go to Jaws.
02:34First thing. Good plan.
02:35Next thing.
02:41Next thing.
08:15Well, there must be.
08:18I saw that wrinkled man on TV talking about erectile dysfunction.
08:23Whoa, hey.
08:24All systems go here.
08:26All systems go here.
08:31You want sex?
08:33Let's have sex.
08:35Right here.
08:36Hot, sweaty, big sex.
08:38There's always been great.
08:51There's always been great discord between them.
08:59giving each other little pats on the behind extraordinarily hard as a rule demons have no
09:08empathy for any other species other than their own in fact you know most think vampires as um
09:17abominations mixing with human blood and all so what brought these two together not what
09:24who hadn't think about it who better to bring together a bunch of demon types than someone
09:33who's made out of a bunch of demon types so he's um bridging the gap between the races
09:40like martin luther king um i suggest that uh you know over the next several nights you two
09:49concentrate your patrol in that same area if there's any other peculiar pairings or groupings
09:55you let me know i'll let the squad know as well they're patrolling we'll have a uh reserve unit
10:01out during the party party tomorrow night we're having a thing at a time like this whose idea was
10:08that mine boys are pretty ragged need to let off steam point taken you're welcome to come
10:19uh much as i uh you know long for a good kegger i uh i have other plans for the espresso pump
10:28what are you doing there i'm um it's it's a meeting of of grown-ups it couldn't possibly be of any
10:37interest to you look puffy hey look at the time don't you have a class yeah in about 20 minutes
10:44yeah but i have that thing right that thing we could squeeze in before yeah bye
10:59you're probably going yes thank you willow i did attend university in the metazoic era i
11:05do you remember what it's like
11:17didn't we just get the furnace fixed it's freezing i'll call in the air it'll be somewhere to come
11:21oh you gotta be kidding me when did these two come up for air slays to the rhythm
11:43you should have warmed up by now i've been building this thing for an hour it's still a nice box in
12:01here don't bother mason we've got a couple of heat generators pumping away upstairs
12:15oh
12:17oh
12:21oh
12:29oh
12:31oh
12:35oh
12:37oh
12:41Oh, my God.
13:11Oh, it's you.
13:28Spike, what are you doing?
13:31You made me yell really high.
13:33Hey, yeah, I did.
13:35I scared you.
13:39Give me money.
13:41I'm not paying you for scaring me.
13:44You're not paying me.
13:46I'm robbing you.
13:48Oh, well, no, that's just through the cross.
13:50You can't hurt me because you've got that chip in your brain.
13:53Also, I like my money the way it is, and it's mine.
13:59Oh, now, come on.
14:00You're not even bumpy anymore.
14:04Oh.
14:06It was just a minute ago.
14:07Hang on.
14:09Get me mad again.
14:10Does this really work?
14:13Scaring people into giving you their money?
14:16Yeah, it works.
14:17Keeps me in blood and beers.
14:19Plus, you know, funny, watching the little humans quail.
14:22I'm beginning to understand why you're so friendless.
14:24Look who's talking.
14:25I don't see droopy boy on your arm.
14:31Do they have better things to do?
14:33You're kidding.
14:41You're kidding.
14:55mason requested to go on patrol they just didn't want the girls to see him with his
15:00eyebrows all burnt off he's lucky that's all he's awesome you should have seen it ron it was weird
15:06as hell how many kids i don't know a whole herd of them and some parents to boot it's kind of
15:19embarrassing which welcomes their life with anya so you don't even know if she's coming tonight
15:24i'm thinking no she was pretty upset which makes me wonder is it me am i the crazy one uh-huh
15:34absolutely
15:36hey buffy this might be a good time to mention that someone so not me spilled something purpley on
15:47your new peasant top which i would never borrow without asking still love me uh-huh
15:53huh what about my peasant top nothing xander was just talking about anya
16:03uh-huh that's nothing much just feeling pretty glad right now that a certain ex-demon doesn't have
16:10any powers boy i miss those powers
16:13yeah tell me about it a year and a half ago i could have eviscerated him with my thoughts
16:24now i can barely hurt his feelings things used to be so much simpler you know you take the killing for
16:35granted and then it's gone and you're like yeah i wish i'd appreciated it more
16:46stopped and smelled the corpses you know yeah now everything's complicated it's a terrible thing love
16:53it is i've been there myself i did badly of course it did it always does i've seen a thousand relationships
17:05first there's the love and sex and there's nothing left but the vengeance that's how it works
17:13you and i should just go do the vengeance both of us you eviscerate xander and i'll state true
17:25like a project
17:27i don't know i just can't
17:34but you can go do true though yeah i will
17:45maybe later
17:52see the thing that they're afraid to teach us about is the inherent sensuality of language
17:58and you you learn french and they make it all about conjugations and fronted bowels but nobody
18:04ever really talks about
18:08you know the way language tastes
18:12you know the the way it feels rolling over your tongue i mean just think about car versus what you
18:21are you all right
18:30are you all right i'm fine
18:35oh my god wow wow
18:42you really like french
18:51lowell house 1962
19:00yes
19:02um just
19:05you know impressing you with my knowledge of local history
19:10or my knowledge of reading and you didn't even have to sound anything out
19:15you should see me add short columns of small numbers
19:23you're funny
19:26thanks
19:29that is funny how i'm using or
19:33funny back away and avoid eye contact
19:37kind of both
19:38who are you here with
19:45right now i seem to be here with you
19:53hey uh can we i um need you to take a look at an essay for a class
20:01that essay right here i'll catch you guys in a minute
20:08essay
20:12i'm the one who got a d in covert ops
20:19hey evan evan come here you've got to see this i'm getting a beer
20:23no no wait first just put your hand right here okay somehow this is a trick i know it
20:35now stay don't move
20:41whoa
20:41what is that
20:48what kind of fuel
20:55oh god
21:00horses like big tall teeth that can take your arm off horses
21:07well sure i learned to ride when i was a kid it's fun
21:11and by the way most horses don't like arm very much
21:17i had a bad birthday party pony thing when i was four i look at horses and i see really big ponies
21:25you should ride with me sometime i guarantee safety and fun
21:29well if you promise she'll look after me don't touch me that's just disgusting
21:44what's the matter
21:47i don't know i don't know i'm sorry i i didn't mean to
21:51are you feeling okay i'm fine i just want to go to the bathroom
22:09hey i know these guys from somewhere initiative soldiers they live here
22:16experiments happen in the lab under the house it's where they kept you and put in your chip
22:21let's have fun what are you doing you brought me here anya what are you doing you brought him
22:28here that's what i said only i hit the here part anya this is crazy we had a little fight
22:37it just means that we have to work our way through some stuff it doesn't mean that we rebound with the
22:42evil undead and what have we been doing with them anyway oh who's the puffed up manly man all splotchy
22:53possessive it's not very convincing is it yeah i see now what you said about them earlier
22:59uh no follow through hey what a surprise hostile 17 can i get you a drink hostile 17
23:09well maybe some fun to be having the lines done after all you two keep scraping off under the gut
23:29anya what are you doing with him didn't have sex if that's what you mean that's all i do now not have
23:38sex you're overreacting we had a fight but see it's okay it's normal yes it's the normal part of
23:48ending a relationship right before the vengeance begins right no vengeance relax i'm not going to do it
23:57i'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis
24:02and now i don't even have that so i get to say when it's done and it's done okay you know what you
24:10don't deserve to be the one to walk away from this i put up with a hell of a lot from you much of that in
24:16the last minute and if anyone gets to be the one to leave it's me you're leaving me yes i am where are
24:24you going to enjoy the party well then then i'm staying too to to show you how much i'm not bothered
24:34by you having fun because i'll be having more fun i'm having fun already me too
24:41huh sometimes i just don't get the sophisticated college lifestyle
25:07who's got spin i got spin i'm spinning
25:20go ahead go ahead
25:32jeez good thing mom's out we'd be in trouble
25:34hey buddy look familiar yeah i get that a lot
25:50hey xander
26:06julie
26:06okay this then would be the kissing
26:19very smooth cheek you have there do you exfoliate
26:22whoa
26:36what
26:39i'm sorry i didn't know i'm sorry
26:52i don't want to see what's going on
26:57i mean
27:01out there yeah
27:03Hi, um, you okay?
27:33Julie?
27:37I'm bad.
27:39I'm bad.
27:42I'm bad.
27:44I'm bad.
27:47I'm bad.
27:49I'm bad.
27:53Tara?
27:55It's me.
28:01Tara?
28:03Tara?
28:08Tara?
28:09Tara?
28:10Tara?
28:11Tara?
28:12Tara?
28:13Tara?
28:14Tara?
28:15No.
28:16No.
28:18No.
28:19Yeah.
28:20æž—oke.
28:22Tara?
28:23He told me you're gone.
28:24Watch this thing.
28:25I thought you were accountable.
28:26Okay.
28:27I don't know.
28:57I don't know.
29:27It doesn't matter.
29:35Hey, guys.
29:41The girl, Julie, she's freaking out.
29:44Is anyone friends with Julie?
29:47I don't know.
29:52Xander?
29:54Tara?
29:58Xander.
30:00Ghost boy drowning in a tub.
30:02I tried to save him, but being a ghost already, well, I was way too late.
30:09A ghost?
30:11What's the deal?
30:13Is every frat on this campus haunted?
30:15And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties?
30:18Because it's not the snacks.
30:22Tara, how are you?
30:25I'm okay, but I don't like it here.
30:29This house?
30:30I think we should go.
30:34Hey!
30:40I need Buffy.
30:52Buffy?
30:52Buffy?
30:54Quietly?
31:04Buffy?
31:11Buffy?
31:11Buffy?
31:17Buffy?
31:17Buffy?
31:18Do you want to go back?
31:47Never.
31:51Buffy?
31:52Riley?
31:53Buffy?
31:55You've got to get him out of there.
31:56You've got to go back.
32:15Wait.
32:15When was the understand?
32:16Well, this putty's starting to liven up after all.
32:46But it's not an impure thing, for ye shall perish, find salvation in the cross of our
33:02Lord and Savior, crash!
33:14It's not an impure thing, for ye shall perish!
33:29Oh, my God.
33:59I know. I gave her. Come on.
34:17Please, God. Help me.
34:19I've got trouble upstairs.
34:30No.
34:31So do disembodied presence in the house.
34:34We've been paging you.
34:36Whatever this thing's out,
34:37they must be scrambling all the frequencies.
34:39Dark section two, level five precautions.
34:42Zildo locking mechanisms malfunction.
34:45You know what to do.
34:46Got it.
34:48You with me?
34:50I'm good.
34:51Let's lock it down.
34:59We have to go back in there.
35:01Why?
35:03Because Buffy and Riley are trapped.
35:05So?
35:07She's a slayer.
35:08He's a big soldier boy.
35:09What do they need you for?
35:10Anya, look around.
35:13There's ghosts and shaking
35:15and people are going off Felicity with their hair.
35:18We're fresh out of super people
35:19and somebody's got to go back in there.
35:22Now, who's with me?
35:23I am.
35:28I know I'm not the first choice for heroics.
35:31And Buffy's tried to kill me more than once.
35:35And I don't fancy a single one of you at all.
35:38But.
35:43Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing.
35:44I wonder if Asian house is open.
35:51Sandra, let's get out of here.
35:54You want to bail?
35:55Fine.
35:56I'm going back in there
35:57and I'm not coming out
35:58until I bring my friend with me.
35:59Or it could be watcher time.
36:19We'll go to Giles.
36:21No, no, wait.
36:22He isn't there.
36:23He was going to the espresso pump.
36:25Right.
36:25He told us not to come.
36:27He needed some grown-up time.
36:29No one knows what it's like
36:36To be the bad man
36:39To be the sad man
36:44Behind blue eyes
36:49No one knows what it's like
36:56To be heated
36:58Um, could we go back to the haunted house?
37:05Because this is creeping me out.
37:08Does he do this a lot?
37:10Sure.
37:12Every day the earth rotates backward
37:14and the skies turn orange.
37:15Now I remember why I used to have such a depression.
37:40Of his vengeance
37:41Well, he is pretty good.
37:44That's never free
37:46His voice is pleasant.
37:50No one knows what it's like
37:53Oh, come on, man.
37:55He's kind of sexy.
37:56I'm fighting total mental breakdown here, Will.
38:00No more fuel in the fire, please.
38:03And I blame you
38:06Fear.
38:35Fear.
38:36You're too far away from me.
38:39I'm right here.
38:42You have to keep touching me.
38:47When you caught Buffy and Riley,
38:51didn't cry out or respond in any way?
38:55No.
38:56They're probably dead.
38:57Unless they're too busy doing it to answer.
39:00Doing what?
39:03You know, for a guy to the acoustic rock,
39:05you're kind of naive.
39:09I didn't think you meant...
39:11In the midst of all that,
39:14do you really think they were keeping it up?
39:19How for a different phrasing?
39:21Well, see, that's the thing.
39:23People all over the party were starting to act weird sexually.
39:28In what ways?
39:31You know, race.
39:33Well, it could be some form of succubi or a satyr's prank.
39:39It could even be energy coming from the lab beneath Lowell Fraternity.
39:46It wasn't always a fraternity.
39:47Look.
39:49Between 1949 and 1960,
39:51the Lowell Home for Children housed upwards of 40 adolescents,
39:58runaways, juvenile delinquents,
40:00and emotionally disturbed teenagers from the Sundaydale area.
40:04Children?
40:05Did any of them, um, die in there?
40:11If there were deaths,
40:12then perhaps we're dealing with a fairly standard haunting.
40:17It doesn't say.
40:19It's mostly about the old house director, Genevieve Holt.
40:23Sunnydale Children's Aid.
40:25Third years of community service.
40:28Giving disadvantaged kids the love and care they deserve.
40:32When did she die?
40:36She didn't.
40:39No, no, I don't mind at all.
40:41I was up.
40:43Early morning prayer, of course.
40:45And I like talking about my kids.
40:48I still call them that, my kids.
40:51I suppose you were just like a mother to them.
40:54You did everything for them.
40:55Oh, yes.
40:57I fed them and clothed them.
41:00Educated them in the way of the Lord.
41:02I was given a medal.
41:04Yes, wonderful.
41:06Um, congratulations.
41:08Um, this will sound a little strange,
41:10but, uh, did you notice, uh,
41:13any odd disturbances in the house?
41:17I don't understand.
41:20Well, um, like furniture moving of its own accord,
41:25or objects appearing out of nowhere,
41:28or, um, perhaps you saw someone appear one moment
41:32and then they were gone the next inexplicably.
41:36Boy, that sounds like crazy talk.
41:38Yes, it does, doesn't it, yes.
41:42Um, well, uh, forgive me for asking this,
41:46but, uh, the children in your care,
41:49were any of them ever ill,
41:51or did anything ever happen to any of them?
41:54Well, some had the flu and such.
41:58No one died, if that's what you mean.
42:01The engraving on the middle says
42:03how good I was with the children.
42:05Oh, yes.
42:06I treated them as I would my own flesh and blood.
42:10Gave them hugs and praise when they were good,
42:14and punished them when they were dirty.
42:18Well, uh, children will be children.
42:20They, you know, they do like to play in the, uh, the muck.
42:26You didn't mean muddy, dirty.
42:29My kids didn't think I knew, but I did.
42:32Very, uh, perceptive of you.
42:38Without me, they would have been shot out of the kingdom.
42:44Lost to lust.
42:48But you helped them.
42:50The girls felt a vanity more than the boys.
42:55I'd see them preening like Jezebel,
42:59doting over their pretty hair.
43:01So you'd hack it off?
43:03I'd removed the temptation to admire themselves.
43:08They were better for it.
43:11What about the bathtub?
43:12Something happened there.
43:14I performed baptisms on the most unclean.
43:18Those who were tainted with impure thought and deed.
43:22You held them under.
43:25They needed to be reborn.
43:30You'd choose to pass judgment on me.
43:33Well, someone ought to.
43:35You traumatized and abused these children.
43:40Children who, who have no doubt become extremely disturbed adults.
43:44You have ruined lives, Mrs. Holt.
43:48Furthermore, what you did has now manifested itself
43:50as a, uh, a level and presence
43:52which threatens still more lives.
43:54You have a great deal to answer for.
43:56I refuse to listen to this
43:58when I can smell the sin on each and every one of you.
44:02Yeah?
44:03You smell sin?
44:04Well, let me tell you something, lady.
44:06She who smelt it, dealt it.
44:09It's like what you said, but faster.
44:10So this totally adds to my old people-the-crazy theorem.
44:17I don't get it.
44:18I mean, those kids were tortured, but they weren't killed.
44:21So where are those ghosts coming from?
44:22I don't believe there are any ghosts.
44:26One ran right through me.
44:28Not a ghost, an apparition.
44:30I believe we're dealing with a, uh, kind of poltergeist.
44:34A whole cluster of them, in fact.
44:35Born out of intense adolescent emotion and sexual energy.
44:41Both of which were totally penned up
44:43during Mrs. Holt's reign of repression.
44:46So with Buffy and Riley having...
44:50You know, acts of nakedness around the clock lately,
44:54maybe they set something free.
44:56Like a big burst in poltergasm.
44:58Yes.
45:00And now the poltergeists are drawing more and more energy out of them.
45:05Feeding on them, in fact.
45:07Buffy and Riley are powering this whole thing.
45:10Okay, they're the battery in the boot factory.
45:12So what happens when the battery is drained?
45:15They die.
45:16Don't stop.
45:38Never stop touching me.
45:40Oh.
45:46What good are weapons against disembodied spirits, Xander?
45:56They have no ass to kick.
45:58She's right.
46:00You should just stay outside.
46:02We'll buy the spirits long enough for you to get Riley and Buffy out.
46:06How much time are you buying us?
46:07Could be tricky.
46:08We're calling upon the communal spirit of a certain time and place.
46:15Let's go.
46:16What do you feel?
46:25I'm sad, afraid of being without you, and a little hungry.
46:30I meant about the house.
46:32Oh.
46:33Still haunted.
46:36Give me your hands.
46:38Form a circle.
46:44Children of the past.
46:46Spirits of Lowell.
46:52Be guided by our light.
46:55Come forth and be known to us.
47:05How will we know when it works?
47:07Well, no.
47:16Well, no.
47:16Well, no.
47:16House is clean.
47:35Let's go.
47:39You first.
47:39We need to work fast.
47:58Never know how long before the munchkins get homesick.
48:01To the human battery, Kongsard.
48:03Watch your fingers.
48:04We implore you.
48:10Be still.
48:12Be still.
48:14Find it in your hearts to leave our friends' passage.
48:19Transform your pain.
48:22Release your past.
48:23Get over.
48:28Get over.
48:32You okay?
48:34You okay?
48:34You okay?
48:34You okay?
48:36Find here the serenity you seek.
48:57The peach, you okay?
48:58The peach, you!
49:03What's happened?
49:05We lost them.
49:08Xander.
49:10Xander!
49:15Xander!
49:16Xander!
49:36Xander!
49:36Xander!
49:37Xander!
49:40Xander!
49:41Yander!
49:43Shut up!
49:57Press, cry babies!
50:13Come on, we'll just go.
50:35Xander!
50:43We can make it through this.
50:50Xander, get up!
51:00Xander, get up!
51:06It's a push.
51:11Xander, don't you knock?
51:26I can't believe it really happened.
51:30I just had no idea.
51:32It's so creepy.
51:35He was really singing?
51:38I'd say it was more like crooning.
51:41If we were old together, remind me to skip the midlife crisis.
51:46Okay.
51:47Come on, you have to admit, it was kinda sexy.
51:50Please stop saying that.
51:52I'm willing to offer cash incentives.
51:54We're just lucky no one got injured.
51:57No thanks to us.
51:59Don't be too hard on yourself.
52:01He's right, Will.
52:03And if Riley and I hadn't gotten so wrapped up in each other, none of this would've happened.
52:09True.
52:10Feel shame.
52:11My girlfriend, mistress of the learning plateau.
52:15Really, it wasn't your fault.
52:17You were under the influence of powerful magics.
52:20We were like zombies.
52:22I had no control over myself at all.
52:25Must have been horrible.
52:28Yeah.
52:29Horrible.
52:30Uh-huh.
52:31Mm-hmm.
52:32It's bad.
52:33Yeah.
52:34Horrible.
52:35Uh-huh.
52:36Mm-hmm.
52:37It's bad.
52:58Grrr.
52:59Arrgh.
53:04Arrgh.
53:09laughter.
53:11Ayaq.
53:20There she is.
53:21You're stupid.
53:23Don't die.
53:24Errgh.