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00:00The New Yorker
00:06The New Yorker
00:10I'm here for the autumn
00:13The New Yorker
00:19The New Yorker
00:20The New Yorker
00:23The New Yorker
00:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:55Oh, oh, oh.
01:57Oh, oh, oh.
01:59Oh, oh, oh.
02:01Oh, oh, oh.
02:03Oh, oh, oh.
02:05Oh, oh, oh.
02:07Oh, oh, oh.
02:09Oh, oh.
02:11Oh, oh, oh.
02:13Oh, oh.
02:15Oh, oh.
02:19Oh, oh, oh.
02:23Take a look at the edge of the wall
02:27Take a look at the product for a matter of time
02:30Take a look at the job of a complete job
02:34The easy way to do a combination
02:53So, today's show is the first one for the first year D-Cum,
02:58from your request from Yamaguchi-akane from the request.
03:02I'm going to go home.
03:06Oh,小賀さん, are you still feeling bad?
03:12Well, that kind of thing.
03:15Then...
03:16I'll take care of you.
03:18Oh
03:27Oh ninja no 行き倒れだ
03:30Yeah
03:34Just a moment that I can't get it to the end of this time
03:40I'm going to show you what I'm going to do
03:44Oh
03:46I don't know if I'm saying that.
03:48I don't have to eat anymore.
03:50I don't have to do that.
03:52I didn't even know what to do.
03:54I didn't know what to do.
03:56I didn't know what to do.
03:58I didn't know what to do.
04:06I'm waiting for you.
04:08I'm from the chicken南蛮.
04:10What?
04:12What?
04:14What?
04:16What is this?
04:18Is it good?
04:20I'm going to do it.
04:22I'm going to do it.
04:24What?
04:26What?
04:28What?
04:30What?
04:32What?
04:34I'm just dead.
04:36What is this?
04:38What is this?
04:40I'm taking care of it.
04:42What?
04:44What?
04:46What?
04:48What?
04:54What?
04:55What?
04:57What?
04:58What?
04:59Thank you so much. I am the Kusagakure Satoko. Can you tell me about your name?
05:08Konoha
05:09Konoha-san, that's a good name. Konoha-san is a human being.
05:14Hmm.
05:16So, why did the忍者 live?
05:20That's...
05:22I don't want to know the world every day!
05:28I want to know why you have to go to the hospital!
05:32Konoha-san!
05:34Konoha-san, that's not fair.
05:38Konoha-san!
05:39Konoha-san isn't here yet.
05:41Konoha-san's still there.
05:43Konoha-san, I just have to come.
05:44Konoha-san!
05:46Konoha-san! I made it so bad!
05:48Konoha-san-san!
05:49Konoha-san, I have all kinds of hope!
05:52Konoha-san.
05:53Konoha-san.
05:55Konoha-san, I will be here!
05:56Konoha-san!
05:57All right, let's go!
06:03I'm going to be able to reply to you.
06:07So...
06:09I don't think so.
06:11Can I take care of you?
06:22Thank you!
06:25I've always been looking for you.
06:28Why is it?
06:30I don't think so.
06:34Next, I'm going to eat it!
06:37What? Next?
06:43How did you do it?
06:48I found it, Sato!
06:50S-S-S-P-I!
06:52You know what?
06:53I'm going to kill you.
06:55I'm going to kill you!
06:56I'm going to kill you!
06:58I'm not going to kill you!
06:59You know what?
07:00You know what?
07:01You know what?
07:02You know what?
07:03Three...
07:04Eight...
07:05Eight...
07:06It's really different!
07:07It's like...
07:08You know what?
07:09I'm going to give a message to help you!
07:10You definitely have to know what you want!
07:11You obviously have to be a who you are.
07:12You're going to kill you.
07:13You're too...
07:14We're going to die today!
07:17You know what I'm talking about.
07:18I can only kill you.
07:19You must have to let the girl out!
07:20You know what I'm talking about?
07:21youけど 悪い歩くれんとか国から秘密に依頼を受けて暗殺やスパイ活動をしている忍びの集団だということを知る人間は
07:29行かさておけ先輩全然そんなこと話してませんでした
07:35区内の先に毒花塗っちゃうのか
07:39思えいつのまにでもその毒の使い手にも聞いちゃうのどうかと思うな
07:46このレベルで私よりランキングが上なのか
07:51That's what it's ranking.
07:55You're just a normal person, man.
07:58I didn't get it.
08:05...
08:07...
08:08...
08:09...
08:10...
08:11...
08:12...
08:13...
08:14...
08:15...
08:16...
08:17...
08:19...
08:25...
08:29...
08:33...
08:39...
08:41...
08:43Oh, yes. I just thought I was thinking about this, but you didn't have something like that?
08:51Well, it's okay. I'm going to go to the殺し屋, right?
08:58殺し屋? Really?
09:00I'm going to go to the ninja. You're just kidding.
09:04Was that the先輩?
09:06I'm probably going to go to the殺し屋, right?
09:08殺し屋のランキングってのがあるんだけど、上位の人間みんな草隠れって名前だし、里子ちゃんの里から結構殺し屋出てるんじゃないかな。
09:17へぇー。
09:18へぇーって。
09:19私はランキングの上位に行きたいんだけど、順位の評価には殺しだけじゃなくて現場の後処理とかも関わってくるんだよね。
09:27私はそういうの得意じゃないから順位が低いままなわけ。
09:32私がここまで話した意味、わかるかな?
09:36え?
09:36へぇー、そうなんですよね。私、なんか昔から話しやすいってよく言われるんです。
09:43わかってないなぁ。
09:46私と組んで、お仕事しな。
09:50にんころ
09:51にんころ
09:54里子ちゃんには追手である上位ランキングの忍者が来るわけでしょ。
10:01私はそれから守ってあげる。
10:02その代わり、私のお仕事の手伝いをして欲しいの。どうかな?
10:08あの、もし断ったらどうなるんですか?
10:13へぇー、なんか痛ぇー。
10:15けんこ
10:20チェーンパーイ、どこですか?
10:25くみこチェーンパーイ。
10:27ミチルが来ましたよ。
10:29わぁ!
10:30わっ、わっ、わっ、わっ…
10:31わ、抜け忍者。
10:33What? What's the goal?
10:35Hmm...
10:37Let's go!
10:57You can't escape!
10:59I'll do it once again!
11:01Don't move!
11:02I'll do it!
11:04Come on!
11:05Come on!
11:06Let's go!
11:10Can you do it once again?
11:12Of course!
11:17It's amazing!
11:19I'd like to ask you a reply, but...
11:22What?
11:24You can't do it!
11:26You can't do it once again!
11:28You can't go back to the city!
11:29You can't do it once again!
11:30You can't do it once again!
11:32You can't do it!
11:33Please!
11:34What?
11:35Why are you doing it?
11:37No...
11:38I thought I'd kill you...
11:39You're too bad!
11:41You can't do it!
11:42You can't do it!
11:43You can't do it!
11:44I'll do it once again!
11:45I'll do it once again!
11:46You can't do it!
11:47You're so good!
11:48I'm here.
11:55I'm hungry.
11:59I'm a good cook.
12:01You're a good cook.
12:03I'm so hungry.
12:05I'm so hungry.
12:08I'm so hungry.
12:10I'm hungry.
12:13I'm hungry.
12:16私の家。
12:18汚っ。
12:22適当にこの辺のゴミを葉っぱに変えて捨てといてくれない?
12:28あとご飯もよろしく。
12:30人使いが早速洗い。
12:32美味しい。
12:35いやー、こんな美味しいご飯が食べれるなんて思わぬ広いものだな。
12:39ところで、コナハさん。
12:41ポストにお手紙類がたくさん溜まっていたのですが、全部宛名が違うし、コナハさんの名前もどこにもないんです。
12:48これって一体…
12:50コナハ…あ、私の名前か。何?
12:53えっ、名前決め!?
12:55本当の名前なんて言うんですか?
12:57冷蔵庫にあるケーキ持ってきてくれない?
13:00教えてくれないんだ。
13:04美味しい。
13:06大事だ。
13:08これは私の血と汗を流して稼いだお金で買っておいたものだから。
13:12サトコちゃんにはあげられないよ。
13:14だって、まだ仕事一緒にしてないじゃないですか。
13:17それに、今日のご飯作りましたよ。
13:19ああ、そっか。
13:21じゃあ、はい。
13:22えっ。
13:23美味しい。
13:24明日お弁当も作ってね。
13:26来い!任せてください!
13:29逃げません。
13:31来い!
13:43Then I'll go to school
13:47What? You were really a student?
13:50What did you think?
13:52I didn't think I was a kid
13:55What? What?
13:57I was just a student, I was a student, but I was a student, but I was a student
14:04What? What?
14:06What? What?
14:07No, I don't have a reaction
14:09What?
14:13I thought I was a student, so I was a student
14:19I thought I was a student
14:25I thought I would like to go back to school
14:27No, I didn't forget to go back to school
14:32Where did I go?
14:35Where did a classroom leave?
14:37No! I'm Yours Bee for the
14:39so soon!
14:40I'm going to get the
14:44to drink.
14:46Woo!
14:50Theta sake of this fürs.
14:54These Oh.
14:59I didn't remember that.
15:00Oh.
15:00How was that, Ik코?
15:01Oh.
15:02Sorry.
15:03I forgot to leave for that.
15:05Oh, that's amazing. Did you see me in the morning?
15:08Well, I'm here with my friends, and I'm going to work with you.
15:13Oh, that's the same thing?
15:15I'm not sure now.
15:16I'm not sure now.
15:18Who is the想像?
15:19I've finally found it!
15:22Konoha! I forgot my dinner!
15:26Oh, I was able to get here.
15:28I've already been here.
15:30Yes!
15:31Konoha-san's smell smell!
15:35Are you sure that this girl is Sato Ko-chan?
15:41Please, please!
15:43Yeshida-san, classmate.
15:45Yeshida-san!
15:47It's nice to meet you.
15:49I was always thinking about it.
15:51Why did you do忍者 look like this?
15:54Yeshida-san!
15:55It's a fun thing to do.
15:57Well, it's a fun thing to do.
15:59Well, it's a fun thing to do.
16:07Well...
16:09Sato Ko-chan?
16:11Sato Ko-chan.
16:13Sato Ko-chan.
16:17Sato Ko-chan.
16:23Sato Ko-chan.
16:40Sato Ko-chan.
16:41Well, it's a bad thing.
16:43I'm sorry.
16:44Do you know what I'm trying to do?
16:48Then I will send this girl to my daughter to my daughter.
16:53Then I will return to my daughter.
16:56Sooko-chan, we will meet you again.
16:58Yes, we will meet you again.
17:03Then I will go back to my daughter.
17:06We will eat dinner together.
17:08Just wait.
17:09I'll wait for school.
17:11What?
17:12Then I will work.
17:14Is it possible to do it?
17:18I was supposed to be able to come together.
17:21I was supposed to be able to do it.
17:22I was able to do it.
17:23I was able to do it.
17:24I'm sorry.
17:25I'm going to be able to go to school until I can't see any time.
17:27What do you mean?
17:30I'm not sure.
17:33I'm not sure.
17:37I'm not sure.
17:38I'm not sure.
17:40I'm not sure.
17:41What is it?
17:42I'm not sure.
17:43I'm not sure.
17:44I'm not sure.
17:49I'm not sure.
17:50I am going to be.
17:53I have no idea what an iPad is making me like this.
17:55It's all everything.
17:58But I'm not sure if it's on the right.
18:01I'm not sure what it is.
18:04I'm not sure what it is.
18:07I can't wait to see me.
18:08So when I was taking a look at the first time,
18:10I didn't have to look at it properly.
18:13Ah, the target was the one that was before that girl's father.
18:21Ah, I'm not going to do it.
18:26That's what I'm going to do, I'm going to do it.
18:29Then, please.
18:30Ah, I'm going to cut it out.
18:33Eh?
18:34I'm not sure what you're going to do.
18:37Ah, I'm going to cut it out.
18:57wow…
19:03I understand how it confuses a lot.
19:06How many people review it, and it's a ranking style?
19:09Wow, that's amazing! I've had such a small TV show!
19:14What do you think of Ninja Sato?
19:21Wow, it's delicious! I'm hungry!
19:25So, what do you think of the KOROSHIO RANKING?
19:30Let's see. Just wait.
19:33Look, this is the 210位眼鏡.
19:37Oh, I'm getting ready.
19:40What's the difference?
19:46My job is hard to do.
19:48Yes, I'm hard to do.
19:50The ranking is good.
19:52Well, there are 200 people, so it's going to be the future.
19:56Yes, let's do it.
19:59It's too late!
20:03Wow!
20:04Yea, I am a dame ninja
20:06I bet I am a dame ninja
20:20Dame ninja, look ninja
20:23There's no part of the memory, it's time to take
20:25Luck, junior position, die
20:27God'sην journey
20:27God's feito
20:28God ordering
20:29You should rest
20:29You should do it
20:30UI, UI, UI
20:32Ah, what I see
20:33Turn around the dance
20:35This job will establish a new job
20:37We'll be careful
20:39When I tell you that he didn't look like it
20:41Don't be a little by me
20:42Just do a little by me
20:44Just do a little by me
20:46It's pretty cute
20:48Just do a little by me
20:50Good?
20:51Just do a little by me
20:53I don't care
20:55Just do a little by me
20:57I'll take a minute
20:59I'll take a minute
21:31何やってんの?
21:40何って掃除ですけど?
21:42もう片付いてるじゃん
21:43え?いや汚いですよ!
21:47ほら!
21:47古住棟?
21:49里にいる頃掃除させられた後よくこうやって怒られてたんですけど
21:53それが染み付いちゃったんですかね
21:55でも住んでるところは綺麗な方がいいじゃないですか
21:59私は別にどっちでもいいけどね
22:02コノアさんは何見てるんですか?
22:08殺し屋ランキング
22:10ああこの前の…そういえば殺し屋ランキングって1位になったらどうなるんですか?
22:16たくさん依頼が来やすくなるし、こっちも依頼を選べるようになるかな
22:20へぇ…
22:22だから今はまだ仕事を選べる立場じゃないの
22:25でもランキングってどうやったら上がるんですか?
22:30前も言ったけど、ただ殺せばいいってわけじゃなくて
22:33依頼主の希望通りに殺せたかどうかが評価ポイントだね
22:37だいたいの依頼主は受験性が高い殺し方を望んでないからさ
22:41さとこちゃんの忍術はいい感じにこの仕事にはまるんだよね
22:45私も役に立てて嬉しいです
22:48あとは報酬額とか殺し屋ランキング側のサービスを利用しないほどいいとか
22:53へぇ… サービスってどういうのがあるんですか?
22:58いろいろあるよ
22:59怪我した時に治療してくれたり、身分証を偽造してくれたり
23:03死体片付けてくれたり、部屋片付けてくれたり、ご飯作ってくれたりとか
23:09一人で入りづらいお店に一緒についてきてくれたりとかもあるね
23:13なんか後半、今の私のやってることっぽくないですか?
23:17ほんといい拾い物したな
23:19もしかして私のこと、ただで使えるサービスだと思ってます?
23:30殺す方がこの葉で
23:32葉っぱにする方がさとこ
23:33よく間違われるんだよね
23:34この葉って名前忍者っぽいし
23:36さつこって名前も殺し屋っぽいし
23:38さとこですさとこ