Pickles the Gorilla! The guys get into googling gorillas fighting after the viral topic unfolds this weekend... Can 100 men take on ONE gorilla?
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00:00nothing says intangibles like brass monkey that's true play this for a reason though for no
00:07i need to know i just got it but wait that's not so here i i was there's a thing on the internet
00:15biggest thing on the internet biggest thing on the internet oh i i know we're gonna we're gonna do
00:20that topic too i need to know i need to know because leroid's wrong already no i'm not of
00:26course you are you want to do 100 men versus a gorilla one silverback is there any with no
00:32weapons i don't think there's any other kind of gorilla with no with no weapons yeah i don't
00:36think it said that no it said no weapons yeah no weapons no weapons all right so who it's easily
00:43100 men no it's not king kong it's just a gorilla dude how much you think go the average size of
00:51a gorilla go he said we killed 30 to 40 people but we're gonna win wait when he killed the first
00:59one the other 99 gonna get that depends what kind of like dude is it men picked at random or can i
01:04pick the 100 best men for no we're not going you're gonna pick ufc guys you got your best gorilla i
01:11can't pick 100 yeah that's what i'm saying if i'm not picking the gorilla gorilla yeah if i get john
01:17jones francis and gano come on steep a you know i'm talking like heavyweights i get some shack in
01:24there like a shack tyson fury dwight howard there is a there is a path to this there's a path but i
01:30don't like there's gonna be casualties there's gonna be there's gonna be casualties there's gonna
01:33be nuts ripped off here let me explain something that's what i was here's where it gets interesting
01:41with human beings you gonna sacrifice your ass for the other 99 so they can win you are uh i think the
01:52thing is if you're just going for the win we're just going for the win if you have pride like i think
01:57the the original tweet says you just got to be committed to it so if you say hey this is for the the
02:03the existence of mankind otherwise the gorillas take over this is a final you know in planet
02:09planet of the apes the apes won i didn't watch that movie yeah okay well they cheated that wasn't just
02:15one there's a lot of it okay but the main one he seemed to caesar yeah you would caesar was good
02:24smart smart we understand smarter than some people i know we understand the first people are going to
02:30take a lot of casualties but you know like we said if we're committed to the cause he's not getting
02:35through 100 of these bad dude have you met him have you met a male i've watched my ain't nobody that
02:41committed to nothing i think 100 is too many too many i think it's too many i think the gorilla could
02:46get weighed down on you could you could you could you know start bashing its face in really yeah i think
02:51so 100 men do they go 100 men what's the size of the gorilla well it's just hard because like
02:58just give me what's the average size of a silverback gorilla but like they're kind of hunchback so
03:02they're only four foot four but no just give me the weight dude the weight nobody has the body type
03:07all right dude you said the height of it no i said weight no i said how high it's only 300 why are you
03:13asking about weight huh 350 pounds 350 to 40 wait wait 350 pounds yes 300 in a four a four foot four
03:25frame i know but all apes are vicious like would you do the same thing with a chimp like a chimp would
03:30is is crazy chimp is just as vicious for sure but it's smaller we're killing that 350 75 men on the
03:38chimp he's three wait 350 five foot 350 with a seven foot wingspan because you know they got them
03:49long arms how you gonna rush him let me ask you this if you could teach a gorilla to play football
03:55oh right okay you're telling me that it would be untackleable no he wouldn't be able to run he
04:02would be a tackler no i'm saying you you teach a gorilla to hold that to hold that rock he's not
04:08fleet of third and one they're not fleet of foot they're not not fleet of foot they're fleet of him
04:12because they're kind of just like yeah that's what i'm saying would he be down down by contact if
04:16that's how he ran every time you're down could we solve fourth and one no by having pickles the
04:23gorilla if pickles the gorilla played nose guard nose tackle then like you never get the first day
04:30yeah wingspan 25 miles per hour he can run 25 miles an hour yeah that's faster than human
04:37no definitely uh also capable of lifting 4 000 pounds how fast are they that's a lot of weight
04:43now you think 100 men gonna take that down i you got i have to specify like if i just had 100
04:49minute drawing like if you just gave me if it was like uh jeopardy keep in mind that's the average
04:57size of a silverback like if i am not taking the biggest baddest silverback i know i'm saying like
05:02if i end up with a bunch of you know kickers i can't do anything with it but if i'm allowed to go
05:08if i'm allowed to pick my 100 men and i could have zach sealer caesar pick his silverback well yeah this
05:16caesar the king yeah the tallest silverback was six or five how about you how much do you weigh eight
05:23foot wingspan is that like a prehistoric one uh it's in 1938 they they found him in 1938 he had
05:31it he was six foot five he had an eight foot ten wingspan and he weighed 483 pounds good god no
05:37super gorilla we can't be average gorilla he's gonna get tired we're talking about the average so
05:44you look what is he conor mcgregor like he can only go one round okay no he's gonna kill let's do it this
05:49but what is the average size of a male what's the average size of a gorilla the silverback gorilla
05:55no if it's average man no way like if it's 100 that's what you're doing because but if i'm allowed
06:00to have pick the average size of the gorilla yeah if i'm allowed to have if i'm allowed to pick my
06:04hundred men and i can have zach sealer and caesar pick the gorilla he can't pick a super gorilla
06:10it has to be a regular zoo gorilla why are you picking all pros because i do feel like we're the
06:19dogs here has anybody put a betting line on somebody's had to put a betting line out on
06:22this well is that legal no but i they always we get sent these emails all the time hypotheticals
06:28of like the betting line i'm sure somebody's had to put it and i imagine the gorilla is the favorite
06:32yes oh for sure for sure because he's a gorilla do you think you're thinking about he think about
06:38getting home do you think we'd lose by less than 55 huh would we lose by less than 55 when we finish
06:4355 men no no how many men will we finish with if we won 14 10 wow so you think 90 men die yes i
06:55trying to beat this gorilla because what shape are they i think you're gonna pick up one one one
07:00and beat the other one's ass with that one yeah but then while he's doing that
07:04yeah really and then does the does he know jiu-jitsu like if i brought damian maya no he's a
07:11grounded pound guy no no but if i get his back right and and and damian maya gets on the
07:16backpacking wait no do you do you understand wait do you understand how long his arms are
07:22he would just reach back and i don't know i don't know yeah do you know what do you know
07:27how to do that he just said the biggest one had a wingspan of eight feet that's a fair point
07:31that is crazy you'd have to trap his arm all right so first you got to get him an arm bar
07:33got to get a snap on the go after the we are missing the point here the acl have you
07:41pull up video of a silverback fight you're going back to me that's what you need to see okay we're
07:49not talking about a hockey fight go pull up a silverback fighting or two silverbacks fighting
07:55and watch how they fight against each other then take that and put a man in place see you ain't
08:00got to beat but if i had like bigfoot silver he made fade or tap come on yeah but okay what if i
08:05get bigfoot bigfoot silver back you're getting the biggest yeah you're you're you're making like
08:11you're you're coming with king kong like you're not allowed to pick kong yeah i'm gonna pick a
08:15gorilla okay run-of-the-mill gorilla i'm allowed to have some what the average yeah the average you
08:21gotta have some fighters like no one's gonna like putting isn't gonna sign up for this that's the
08:26whole argument you know who a hundred random no the argument was a hundred men who are committed
08:32and committed people are going to need fighting yep look i just got to tell you okay so if i had
08:37a hundred fighters would you would you do would they win no really so you think they still lose
08:41no way have you seen animals in the animal kingdom and how they fight i have pull up but no but they
08:48get a hundred people though that's 20 000 pounds dude i saw caesar take down the whole race of
08:57people if we had a hundred people versus the calves yesterday a hundred heat fans could we score more
09:02points in the first quarter no but we get to play a hundred versus five they're nba players it doesn't
09:09matter we could just bombs away do you think we could hit it average was average what did we finish
09:13last night with marcos in the first quarter it's a very crowded well the court is very crowded we
09:18scored i'm so it finished i think 43 to 17 if i gave a hundred people and we all had basketballs
09:28that may make it worse because oh my goodness they'll just steal it and i'll find basketball
09:37hey you're the guy that y'all sitting around the tv or outside drinking and y'all start a random
09:45conversation and he's the guy but what if i but what if i like no have you seen the silverback fight
09:53you seen yoel romero dude i actually did see yoel romero come on yoel romero he goes at the body at
09:59this gorilla it's toast yeah he'll take a couple of gorillas he just was a six seven guy wait
10:05but that six seven guy couldn't touch you from here a gorilla's reach is unbelievable
10:11yeah i watched some right now it's scary no it's i'm telling you they're big i think y'all
10:18listen you misunderstand nature see i understand nature that's why i don't go pet sharks that's
10:24why i don't put my head in the mouth of an alligator no i understand what's wendy's wingspan
10:31oh that's good what would be come on he'd beat the 100 minute and pick his teeth with wendy
10:36literally what are you doing reach of a gorilla is seven seven to eight foot six there wingspan of
10:43wendy is eight feet there okay so wendy is so we need wendy on the team yeah no you don't at bay
10:50he's a windsock and chet yeah they're windsocks they have a purpose it's to keep him at bay
10:56with the chicken wings they keep him at bay john jones jumps on the back stipe starts kicking the
11:04legs dude you and know who we can't have pull up with it do you have you seen him fight i'm watching
11:10right now well and you think that that's how that's going to end short arms they're a little sloppy with
11:16their punches right they just they kind of just swing and stuff dude what do you expect the gorilla
11:22to faint you gotta be honest with you i'm watching it right now mind you i've watched a lot of fighting
11:28yeah it's less impressive than you think i'm telling you we can definitely get it done plus if we all just
11:34really work together sloppy right okay told you that's what he'd fight another big Tyson fury would
11:40pick him up from the outside really yeah he's the gypsy king dude switch hands look at that
11:46three misses is that a female on the right i don't know it says two alpha gorillas i don't know how
11:54they determine that's at the zoo
11:55you