A presidential bodyguard (Charles Bronson) is assigned to protect an objecting first lady, as repeated attempts are made on her life.
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00:03:43Tries to keep wearing a job strap I've been reading and hearing about her just
00:03:49Let's say that you're gonna miss the hell out of Nancy Reagan in any case. It's nice to be back
00:03:54Hi, nice to see you. How's it going? Good. Good. Good to have you back, Kelly. Thanks. Hey, Charlie
00:04:24Hey, Kelly. Looks good. You know our duty. When mama. I hear she takes no prisoners. You know, I used to hang out with a dame like that once. She was a real equal rights nut. But it got embarrassing. Opening doors for me, lighting my cigarette, patting me on the ass. Well, this is the way it will go. Briggs, you and Weems ride the point car. Tyler, you and Zipper ride the chase car. Charlie, you ride the chase car.
00:04:54You ride with me in one mama's limo. Here we are at the steps of the White House. It's a crisp 22 degrees. The president-elect has just entered his limousine. Bye. So it's a cold day in Washington, but the people say the new president's hot. Stay tuned for later details and the president's wife.
00:05:14She's coming down. We've been assigned a second car. Let's go. Good morning, Mrs. Craig. Who are you? My name is Killian, ma'am. Don't call me ma'am. I haven't seen you before, have I? No, ma'am. I've been... I just told you not to call me ma'am.
00:05:31I've been on sick leave. I see. I'm replacing Lee Barstow as chief of security. This is Miss Chang. And I must impress upon you, Mrs. Craig, how important it is that you do everything I say.
00:05:42It's very important, Mr. Killian, that you do everything I say. Today's the first day of a new administration. And I, for one, I'm not going to be coerced by your chauvinistic rules.
00:05:53Do you understand?
00:05:54I'm afraid not.
00:06:09What the hell is this? First lady. No way. Tell her.
00:06:15Miss Sims, you're in the chase car? Mrs. Craig, we can't use this car.
00:06:20Of course we can.
00:06:21We haven't used an open car since 1963, Mrs. Craig, when President Kennedy was assassinated.
00:06:27Don't be an ass. That was different. I'm not a president. I'm a first lady.
00:06:32And in the whole history of our country, there has never been an attempt on a first lady.
00:06:37Uh, in 1815, the British laid some grapes shot on Dolly Madison's buns.
00:06:41Yes, dear, that was war. And as you know, war is hell.
00:06:46Now, either get in or get lost.
00:06:49Now, there's a mugging if I ever saw one.
00:06:57Further updates will follow.
00:06:59This is Mary Andrew Lewis reporting.
00:07:01To the ingredients.
00:07:13All right.
00:07:13All right.
00:07:14vasas.
00:07:15Well, right now.
00:07:18Yeah.
00:07:19Oh, God.
00:07:21Oh, boy.
00:07:23Oh, boy.
00:07:24There she is.
00:07:52This is great.
00:07:53It's not safe to sit up that night.
00:07:55Mind sitting back down on the seat?
00:07:57You're a real wart, Killian.
00:07:59If you don't get down, I'll have to pull you down.
00:08:09Killian, these are Italian shoes.
00:08:13They qualify as a lethal weapon.
00:08:16You lay one finger on me and you'll get one in the Southern Hemisphere.
00:08:20That wouldn't work with me, boss.
00:08:23You want me to take her?
00:08:24Let's do it.
00:08:25I'll take her.
00:08:26Thanks, Drew.
00:08:27All right.
00:08:28Let's do it.
00:08:29Let's do it.
00:08:31Take care.
00:08:32Thanks, Drew.
00:08:33All right.
00:08:34You'll be right in the front.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:38My eyes!
00:08:39Oh, my God, my eye!
00:08:58What happened to the cop?
00:09:00In the crowd.
00:09:02He may have been hurt.
00:09:04Oh, God, my eye.
00:09:07We'll get you to a hospital.
00:09:09Like hell.
00:09:10I'm not missing Cal's inauguration if this eye turns red, white, and blue.
00:09:15Well, you're a cinch for one of those colors.
00:09:18Can somebody lend me a pair of sunshades?
00:09:22Anyone but you.
00:09:25As for you, Killian, out.
00:09:28You can walk the rest of the way.
00:09:29I'll take care of myself.
00:09:31It'll be much safer.
00:09:37I solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States.
00:09:50I solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States.
00:09:56And will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
00:10:03So help me God.
00:10:04And will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
00:10:11So help me God.
00:10:12Congratulations.
00:10:12I'm so tired that my hair aches.
00:10:34My teeth itch.
00:10:37Charlie, give me the file on a man named Reno Bracken.
00:10:40Aren't you overplaying it a bit?
00:10:43I came to congratulate you, Killian, for being on your toes.
00:10:46Thanks.
00:10:47Accidents do happen.
00:10:48If it was one?
00:10:50Meaning?
00:10:50I don't believe it was an accident.
00:10:52Did that cop report into his headquarters?
00:10:55Not yet.
00:10:55But we'll keep checking it.
00:10:57Killian, are you suggesting it was an attempt?
00:11:00I only got a brief look, but I'd swear it was this bastard.
00:11:03Which bastard?
00:11:04Reno Bracken.
00:11:06You look at the network tapes, keep an eye on the front tire of that bike.
00:11:10You'll find it wasn't blown normally.
00:11:11If you're serious, you better be careful.
00:11:14Could have been you he was after.
00:11:15Will somebody please?
00:11:17Well, it's Reno Bracken, American terrorist, trained in Libya.
00:11:21He had a team of 11 murderous mercenaries.
00:11:23For a price, he'd waste anybody.
00:11:25I mean anybody.
00:11:27A king, president, prime minister.
00:11:30That's when President Carter sent in a Delta Force with Killian at the head of it.
00:11:34Okay, I'll take the file.
00:11:36And I'll check out the tape.
00:11:40And keep clear of Madame Battleaxe while she's wearing that shiny you laid on her.
00:11:45Still shining, is it?
00:11:46Like the color purple.
00:11:48Like the selects.
00:12:07Hi.
00:12:07hi hi oh are those pants going on or coming off going on damn this needs help in the closet
00:12:28when did you take the vow of poverty meaning what how how long have you been calling this rat trap
00:12:37home oh for about 10 days since my final decree you're finally divorced from available imaging
00:12:45yep that makes my day and i hate that tie so she got a bucket of alimony and put you on welfare
00:12:56no it didn't go like that when the judge heard she was patriotically trying to serve as the entire
00:13:02united states senate he even cut her off from green steps then why this stuff ah she already
00:13:10looted our joint bank account killie i've got a great idea don't you ever give up never
00:13:23you know what the rules are we don't mix business with that other stuff
00:13:28that other stuff he calls it poor man it's getting late and we're going to be late get my check
00:13:36you wanted to see us you got a problem you're not going to assign me back to the president the
00:14:03president's of camp david meanwhile one mama is having a first press conference 1400 east room
00:14:09it's an order
00:14:12ladies and gentlemen of the press meeting the first lady of the united states
00:14:24thank you thank you thank you well first of all i'd like to thank the press call for the very warm
00:14:37reception i certainly hope the feeling lasts yes claire about your dark glasses everyone's very
00:14:44curious about them since the rumor is that the president gave you a little black eye
00:14:48the president wouldn't dare he knows i can take him two out of three falls
00:14:52and we gave it to you a very clumsy bodyguard i mean one more like him and i'd be safer in cuba
00:15:01is that why you missed all those inaugural walls
00:15:04claire would you go out into the world wearing this medal of honor
00:15:08oh
00:15:10oh
00:15:12oh
00:15:14yes miss sally moore cbs miss craig exactly what happened with that explosion yesterday
00:15:19was that an accident maybe i'll let mr killian explain that to you
00:15:24yes it was an accident tire blew up then it wasn't connected with the first lady no way whatsoever
00:15:34mrs craig mrs craig please interviews over here yes her name mrs craig isn't it true that you and
00:15:40the president haven't shared the same bed since your arrival in washington would you mind identifying
00:15:47yourself derrick finney national gazette isn't it also true mrs craig that as a matter of fact
00:15:53you and the president haven't been together since the convention does the gazette qualify as press
00:15:59i had the impression it was manufactured strictly as wallpaper for local outhouses
00:16:05are you evading the question mrs craig no mr finney just the answer because i know
00:16:10that no matter what i say you've already written your libelous version
00:16:17mrs craig june merkel washington daily tribune
00:16:21do you intend to involve yourself in government like ross and carter did
00:16:25her staff cost nearly a million dollars a year
00:16:29oh i expect i'll stick my nose in my husband's business every day and night especially to push
00:16:33the passage of e-ra
00:16:42where'd you get that line on the first lady mr finney yeah you fellas know i don't have to reveal my
00:16:47sources to you but it's straight from a horse's mouth you know yokels who shoot off their mouths
00:16:54get their mouths shot off are you threatening freedom of the press no just you i warn you boys
00:17:03you all will be reading about this you better not
00:17:16our ship of states developed a leak thank you let's make sure it didn't come from our team
00:17:21so
00:17:30hey killian you've been to more of these clam bakes than i have how did you think it went
00:17:34very well you're very fast on your feet incidentally how did i draw you again i specifically asked
00:17:42fitzroy to replace you well now that's a coincidence because i was talking to fitzroy about replacing you
00:17:49In four years.
00:18:00Kelly?
00:18:02Kelly!
00:18:03Come on, Kelly, wake up!
00:18:12Come on.
00:18:13What?
00:18:14Get with it, Kelly.
00:18:15Huh?
00:18:16Kelly, wake up.
00:18:17What the hell's going on?
00:18:18One mama broke out of the White House without any security.
00:18:22That's impossible.
00:18:23Sure it is.
00:18:24That's why she's being held at Andrew's Air Force Base.
00:18:28Marine One is picking us up on the South Lawn.
00:18:41I don't know how the hell she got out.
00:18:43Where is she going?
00:18:44California.
00:18:48That's probably gonna go there.
00:18:50You know what she's catching up?
00:18:51I don't think that's hung up.
00:18:52Yeah!
00:18:53Oh no!
00:18:54Maybe we go after that.
00:18:55I don't know where they're from today.
00:18:56I don't know why.
00:18:58They can haveUPT caronsθεa or Amazon!
00:19:00That would crash him but when they got off.
00:19:02Nooooooo!
00:19:02Nooooooo!
00:19:03The setups of America were Best.
00:19:04Nice to meet you!
00:19:07No very fast.
00:19:08John Hammond.
00:19:33Jay Killian.
00:19:35You did well.
00:19:36Thanks.
00:19:37Where is she?
00:19:38Inside.
00:19:39I'd approach her from the side.
00:19:41She's a high kicker.
00:19:42I've been there.
00:19:44Who is he?
00:19:44Pilot.
00:19:45We checked.
00:19:45He's been cleared.
00:19:55Oh, you again.
00:20:00Yes?
00:20:00No use arguing, Kelly.
00:20:02President's cleared up for the flight.
00:20:03I'll have a limo for you at the John Wayne Newport Beach.
00:20:07Go.
00:20:08Oh, boy.
00:20:10Oh, boy what?
00:20:11Oh, boy.
00:20:12Am I going to miss Nancy Reagan?
00:20:14This is November Charlie 4339 calling Marine Operator, San Pedro, California.
00:20:32This is Marine Operator calling Spread Eagle.
00:20:34Marine Operator calling Spread Eagle.
00:20:36This is Spread Eagle.
00:20:37Over.
00:20:38Kathy, you're a rumpot.
00:20:40I'm three hours out and I'm on the way in.
00:20:42That's fine, Miss Laramie.
00:20:43I want Dad's yacht all fueled and ready for two weeks at Catalina for the time I get there.
00:20:48The hell you say.
00:20:51What's wrong, Cappy?
00:20:52I called Dad at Tahoe and he said it was okay.
00:20:55Hell, girl.
00:20:55We're high and dry on the ways of getting the bottom scraped and painted.
00:20:59To hell with that.
00:21:00Just drop her in the drink and send her on home.
00:21:03The fuel tanks are sucking air.
00:21:05Cappy, you fuel up by stores for two weeks at sea.
00:21:09You'll be at the house by the time I get there.
00:21:12Or I'll have your guts for guarders.
00:21:15Washington hasn't sweetened that temper of yours, girl.
00:21:18Spread Eagle is clear.
00:21:19I'll be back.
00:21:49Mrs. Craig, could I sit with the pilot a while?
00:22:00Yes, dear.
00:22:00You do that.
00:22:01Let Wally teach you how to fly.
00:22:02I already know how to fly, ma'am.
00:22:07Oh, there you are, Killian.
00:22:09I thought we'd lost you.
00:22:10When light becomes you.
00:22:12Best seat in the house.
00:22:14And the most appropriate.
00:22:19All right, let's go, let's go.
00:22:44Okay, let's move.
00:22:45Have you been to Newport before, Killian?
00:23:01Since I was 17.
00:23:03Used to go there on summer vacations.
00:23:05From where?
00:23:06Arizona State.
00:23:08Prison.
00:23:09After that, I spent a lot of time there during the Nixon years.
00:23:13When the Western White House was at San Clemente.
00:23:16Where are you from, anyway?
00:23:17Tombstone, Arizona.
00:23:19You ever hear of Kirk, Killian?
00:23:21Yeah, Western writer.
00:23:23My father.
00:23:24I read a lot of his books, Killian.
00:23:25He was very good.
00:23:27Thanks.
00:23:28He brought us to Tombstone because he wanted to do some research on Wyatt Irving.
00:23:32My father's buried there.
00:23:34On Boot Hill.
00:23:36Where else?
00:23:36Sandy!
00:24:03Hey, Mrs. Craig.
00:24:05Welcome home.
00:24:06Where's the boat?
00:24:08She's coming down the bay right now.
00:24:13Ahoy, Cappy.
00:24:15Ahoy, Mr. Irving.
00:24:16Get the stores on board.
00:24:17Get the top of the tanks right now.
00:24:20No, no, wait a second.
00:24:21Why don't you pull alongside right now and we'll all go with you?
00:24:24The hell we will.
00:24:25Never mind, Captain!
00:24:28Well, for Pete's sake, Killian,
00:24:29I've been climbing on and off that boat for the past ten years
00:24:32without so much as a hangnail.
00:24:34You cannot go on the board of that boat until it's been inspected.
00:24:41I take care, mister.
00:24:42She knows karate.
00:24:44Thanks.
00:24:44Hold on up.
00:24:59That's good.
00:24:59All right.
00:25:01Put on that board, please.
00:25:02Got it.
00:25:03Ma'am, are you planning to go to sea on that boat?
00:25:15That's what one generally does with boats, Killian.
00:25:18One goes to sea in them.
00:25:19I wish you had told me earlier.
00:25:22Why?
00:25:23I have to call in a team from the local branch of the service
00:25:25to go over with a fine tooth comb.
00:25:27That'll take hours.
00:25:30Maybe days.
00:25:32Damn you, Killian.
00:25:33You have no right.
00:25:35Yes, I do, ma'am.
00:25:36But Calvin himself gave me permission.
00:25:39He said it was okay.
00:25:40The president gave you permission?
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44He knows better than that.
00:25:46Oh, come on, Killian.
00:25:48Have a heart.
00:25:49This is Dad's place.
00:25:50I used to live here.
00:25:52I practically grew up on that boat.
00:25:55She's perfectly safe.
00:25:56I used to live here.
00:26:26Are you all right, Mrs. Creight?
00:26:40I think so.
00:26:43Charlie?
00:26:44I'm okay, Killian.
00:26:46Gee, look at that.
00:26:49How's that for luck of the Irish?
00:26:56Briggs, get on over there and see if anybody's alive.
00:26:59Right.
00:26:59Kyler, call Fitzroy.
00:27:01Tell him what happened.
00:27:11Poor Cappy.
00:27:13I've got to go see if there's something I can do.
00:27:16Ma'am, I'm sure your friend the captain is dead.
00:27:19We're in luck.
00:27:20Fitzroy says the vice president's in Los Angeles.
00:27:22Craig gives us Air Force Two for the turnaround.
00:27:24Rendezvous John Wayne Airport in one hour.
00:27:26You and Briggs will stay here.
00:27:28You'll have to go without me.
00:27:29Can't do that, ma'am.
00:27:30The president's ordered his home, ma'am.
00:27:32Especially you.
00:27:33To hell with that.
00:27:34Mrs. Craig, it's my belief that somebody just tried to kill you.
00:27:41That's ridiculous.
00:27:43You're overreacting.
00:27:45What happened down there was a tragic accident.
00:27:47It's not the first time a boat's blown up while taking on fuel.
00:27:52A gasoline-powered boat, yes.
00:27:54But your boat was a diesel.
00:27:56And they don't explode without some help.
00:27:58Mrs. Craig, they're sending you in a helicopter back to Washington.
00:28:23Lee Boston and his team are going with you.
00:28:25She called the president from the plane.
00:28:30He's not too happy.
00:28:32I don't give a damn.
00:28:34I'm not too fond of her myself.
00:28:55Killie?
00:29:03Yeah?
00:29:04I have a great idea.
00:29:07I'll bet you do.
00:29:09Your place or mine.
00:29:12Your place.
00:29:16That's wonderful.
00:29:18What happened to you?
00:29:19You just outlasted me.
00:29:49You enjoyed last night.
00:30:03I had never slept better in my life.
00:30:06Slept?
00:30:07Did I miss something?
00:30:10Sailor, you didn't miss nothing.
00:30:15Charlie, get some clothes on.
00:30:18That's not what you said last night.
00:30:24Kelly, why don't you move in here permanently?
00:30:27I don't want to die from a terminal orgasm.
00:30:33Hello?
00:30:35Oh, hi, Tyler.
00:30:37Yes, he's here.
00:30:40Finally.
00:30:42Tyler, where are you?
00:30:43Yeah, I just got in from the coast.
00:30:44Find out anything?
00:30:45Yeah, you bet.
00:30:46The first thing I did was to hire a diver to check out the boat.
00:30:49He was sitting in 10 feet of water, so he had to go down to the engine room.
00:30:52There was one explosion that came from the keel up.
00:30:54C4 plastic, not limpette.
00:30:57I called a Dr. Hoxley at the Orange County coroner's office,
00:30:59and he said that Captain Ogilvy and the cook were killed by shrapnel and debris.
00:31:03There was no water in their lungs.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:06Better get some sleep.
00:31:07Right.
00:31:07Oh, one other thing.
00:31:09Um, Sandy Yacht identified the barnacle man.
00:31:11Who is he?
00:31:13His name was, uh, Pritchard Young.
00:31:16No one seems to know anything about him around here.
00:31:19I'll be talking to you later.
00:31:20Right.
00:31:20The yacht was definitely blown up premeditatedly.
00:31:29And there's no doubt someone is trying to kill one mama.
00:31:36Kelly, do you think this is Reno Bracken's own idea?
00:31:39No, not a chance.
00:31:42This is big, Charlie.
00:31:44Treason?
00:31:44The highest, I'm afraid.
00:32:00Thanks for a really nice night.
00:32:03I think you deserve two in a row, don't you?
00:32:07Maybe.
00:32:10And I'll get even better after the wedding.
00:32:12Nobody mentioned marriage.
00:32:19This is the number two man to Bracken, Pritchard Young.
00:32:26Yes?
00:32:27Senator Bunsen of Hawaii wants to see you in his office as of right now.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:35That was Fitzroy.
00:32:39Seems like Bunsen wants to see me.
00:32:42Presidential advisor and chief of staff.
00:32:45We got trouble.
00:32:46Aloha.
00:32:47Aloha, Senator.
00:32:48Mahalo, Nui.
00:32:49Ahole, Pilikia.
00:32:51Spoken like a native brother.
00:32:53Been to my islands?
00:32:54Yep.
00:32:55What do your friends call you?
00:32:56Just Kelly.
00:32:58Well, Kelly, I'm afraid we've run into some stormy weather.
00:33:01Doesn't matter whether the first lady is right or wrong.
00:33:04The point is, she doesn't like you, and she's colored the president's point of view.
00:33:08Well, I didn't mean to plunge the new administration into the abyss of despair.
00:33:15That's very funny.
00:33:16Fact is, with my seniority, I should be attached to the president, not the first lady.
00:33:22Well, that's true, but not possible right now.
00:33:25You see, I've had a few run-ins with the Iron Maiden.
00:33:27She doesn't forgive very easily.
00:33:29She likes to lift my wrists.
00:33:31Madam prefers castration.
00:33:34No, thanks.
00:33:35As I said, I've had a few tilts with the lady.
00:33:37She's a very difficult woman and a bad influence on the president.
00:33:41Somebody else feels like that.
00:33:43I don't follow.
00:33:44I think somebody's trying to kill her.
00:33:47I've thought of that myself.
00:33:49No, no, Senator, I'm serious.
00:33:53Well, that's pretty unlikely, but...
00:33:56Coming from a man with your experience?
00:33:59I have to say it's a fact.
00:34:04I'll look into it, Kelly.
00:34:05In the meantime, you stay away from her.
00:34:07We'll put another team on her.
00:34:08I'll see the president and give him your point of view.
00:34:10Thanks.
00:34:11I'll be in touch.
00:34:12Laudermilk called with some screwball message.
00:34:17897-1600.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:22Don't okay me.
00:34:23What does it mean?
00:34:24There are 897 steps to the top of the Washington Monument.
00:34:281600 means 4 o'clock.
00:34:30So why the cloak and dagger routine?
00:34:33When we were going through our divorce,
00:34:34Imogene bugged all the telephones.
00:34:36That was the only way I could have a private conversation.
00:34:39Ingenious.
00:34:42Okay, Kelly.
00:35:00Find out in a day.
00:35:02I don't know, but I found a cockroach in my phone.
00:35:04I thought this might be more private than anything else right now.
00:35:07Totter, I have to go on leave for a few days.
00:35:10I want you to take over until I get back.
00:35:12What's up, Kelly?
00:35:13I wish I knew.
00:35:15Listen, let's keep using this system in the meantime.
00:35:18Be talking to you.
00:35:19Yes?
00:35:25Kelly, are you on a rescue or what?
00:35:29Why, Senator Bunsen ordered me to take a week or so off.
00:35:33That one mama's suggestion.
00:35:34Senator Bunsen doesn't run this office.
00:35:36Neither does Madame Battleaxe.
00:35:39I run it.
00:35:40So that means you should consider coming down to my office for a powwow at 8 a.m.
00:35:44How are you planning to come?
00:36:04Hey, Kelly.
00:36:05It's your layoff, huh?
00:36:07I mean, you mind sitting down?
00:36:08One mama is going to make a speech in front of the student body at Washington Lee University in Lexington, Virginia, tomorrow afternoon.
00:36:17Our Barstow team is her security. She'll be flying out on Marine One Shop.
00:36:21Isn't it awful we missed her?
00:36:23Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Jokes, Miss Chang. This mission may not turn out to be so damn funny.
00:36:31I'm sure that you're all aware that we maintain a skywatch on the roof of the old executive building.
00:36:37To shoot down any aircraft that invades White House airspace.
00:36:41Now, right, we keep an arsenal up there, rockets, with two-man sentries.
00:36:44Right after midnight, those sentries were taken out with tasers, and four rockets were stolen.
00:36:51Are you guessing Reno Bracken took them?
00:36:54Now, for security reasons, the flight will proceed from the White House to Round Hill, Virginia, then over to Winchester.
00:37:05Well, then we turn south to Newmarket, which is down here.
00:37:13And Stanton, down here.
00:37:16And then finally, to Lexington, Virginia.
00:37:20Isn't Robert E. Lee buried right there in the chapel?
00:37:22Yes, he is.
00:37:23Now, we have over 200 miles where the bad guys can get loose one of these heat-seeking missiles.
00:37:31Any ideas?
00:37:32Well, you'll have the usual pair of gunships on perimeter.
00:37:36They won't go over the gunships.
00:37:37Instead, we could use Marine One as a scout ship with ammonia guns.
00:37:43Which are what?
00:37:44Only monkeys and man emit ammonia in their sweat.
00:37:48And it can be detected from long distances.
00:37:51It gives us early warning.
00:37:52Killian, are we risking the First Lady's life in a chopper?
00:37:55She won't be on it then.
00:37:57Let me explain it.
00:38:58I should have known it would be you.
00:39:19What the hell's going on?
00:39:21I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:39:22I should have known it.
00:39:22No, not you.
00:39:23Let him tell me.
00:39:24And don't call me ma'am.
00:39:26Well, ma'am.
00:39:28Majesty.
00:39:30Somebody doesn't like you and they're going to try to shoot the bird down.
00:39:33We thought you'd be safer on the ground.
00:39:35Would you mind getting in the car, please?
00:39:42My horoscope said it was going to be a rotten day.
00:39:46And you've just made it that.
00:39:48Honestly, Killian, with your sense of paranoia, shouldn't you see a shrink?
00:39:52If you feel the same way tomorrow, ma'am, I'll even let you make the appointment.
00:40:00How do you like Lee Barstow and his team?
00:40:28About the same.
00:40:32Male arrogance, invasion of privacy, using security to push me around.
00:40:38But he's more of a gentleman than Mr. Killian.
00:40:41Well, I was raised in a poor neighborhood.
00:40:44How can you stand him?
00:40:46I've got a very strong stomach.
00:40:50Kelly, the red barn up ahead.
00:40:53We have a positive reading on the sniffer.
00:40:55Take a defensive position.
00:40:57Hold on.
00:40:57Hey, Mr. Pullman.
00:40:59He was a bad idea.
00:41:05I'm not wrong, sir.
00:41:15What?
00:41:16What?
00:41:17Let's go.
00:41:47Let's go.
00:42:17Let's go.
00:42:18Let's go.
00:42:19Let's go.
00:42:20Let's go.
00:42:21Let's go.
00:42:22Let's go.
00:42:23Let's go.
00:42:24Let's go.
00:42:25Let's go.
00:42:27Let's go.
00:42:28Let's go.
00:42:30Let's go.
00:42:31Let's go.
00:42:32Let's go.
00:42:33Let's go.
00:42:34Let's go.
00:42:35Let's go.
00:42:36Let's go.
00:42:37Let's go.
00:42:38Let's go.
00:42:39Let's go.
00:42:40Let's go.
00:42:41Let's go.
00:42:42Let's go.
00:42:43Let's go.
00:42:44Let's go.
00:42:45Let's go.
00:42:46Let's go.
00:42:47Let's go.
00:42:48Let's go.
00:42:49Let's go.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:51Let's go.
00:42:52Let's go.
00:42:53Let's go.
00:42:54Let's go.
00:42:55Let's go.
00:42:56Let's go.
00:42:57Let's go.
00:42:58Let's go.
00:42:59Let's go.
00:43:00Let's go.
00:43:01Let's go.
00:43:02Let's go.
00:43:03Let's go.
00:43:04Let's go.
00:43:05Well, screw you.
00:43:08Well, that won't be necessary, ma'am.
00:43:18Hey, Kelly, you're not falling for that bimbo, are you?
00:43:23Charlie, the First Lady can be many things.
00:43:27She can be a dipsomaniac or a kleptomaniac.
00:43:31She could even be a nymphomaniac, but she can never be a bimbo.
00:43:34Nevertheless, are your salmon swimming upstream?
00:43:41Just having the last word, Killian. Thank you.
00:43:50Senator, I have no time for your not doing it.
00:43:51Leg time.
00:43:52I don't like your tone.
00:43:53You said you'd call me after you spoke to the President.
00:43:56Now, the President has ordered you off the First Lady's protection.
00:43:59I happen to agree with him.
00:44:00If these terrorist attacks are aimed at you,
00:44:02anyone in your vicinity is automatically in danger.
00:44:34You ought to play the ponies, Mr. Killian.
00:44:47Your hunch was right.
00:44:48Body was booby-trapped.
00:44:53Well, there goes the neighborhood.
00:44:55Back up. They're coming through.
00:45:06Why kill the kid?
00:45:08All he said was the people upstairs weren't getting it on.
00:45:12Well, maybe somebody up there doesn't like the news.
00:45:16Then why kill him?
00:45:17If I were you, I'd worry about Bracken.
00:45:23I need a change of address.
00:45:26You need a food taster.
00:45:27You volunteering?
00:45:28I'm going to reassign you to a new surveillance.
00:45:31I want a 24-hour watch on one mama's secretary, Polly Sims.
00:45:35Have all heart, Fitz.
00:45:37No crap, Kitty.
00:45:38That's an order.
00:45:39What about my seniority?
00:45:40Well, that'll get you the day shift with Charlie Chan to cover.
00:45:44Just in case Miss Sims goes somewhere that you can't.
00:45:48And I get the moonlit nights in hugger-mugger heaven, I suppose.
00:45:52I'm only trying to keep your ass out of the war zone for watching.
00:45:55Come on.
00:46:25Where do you think she's going?
00:46:34National Museum of American History.
00:46:37How do you know that?
00:46:39Because that's where they exhibit all the inaugural ball gowns from Martha Washington to Nancy Rachel.
00:46:45And today, one mama is gifting them with her gown.
00:46:49I'm sorry, so you're not going to be able to do it.
00:46:58Sir, let me stand up there.
00:47:00Yeah, yeah, man.
00:47:01Oh, my God.
00:47:04Hey, man, please.
00:47:05All right, one.
00:47:08Woo!
00:47:09Woo!
00:47:10Woo!
00:47:27Thank you, Sam!
00:47:29Woo!
00:47:31Woo!
00:47:31Woo!
00:47:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:48:02She went into the lady's room, came out, she left her bag in there.
00:48:07Go back and keep an eye on the bag.
00:48:32She went into the house and she left her bag, right there?
00:48:50She went straight, she walked in there.
00:48:54She left her next to me.
00:49:26So you made me.
00:49:47What the hell are you up to?
00:49:56It's been fun on the merry-go-round, but I'm running out of tickets, ma'am.
00:50:14Oh, please, don't call me ma'am.
00:50:16Okay, but what are you up to this time?
00:50:18I'm running.
00:50:20You know I can't let you do that.
00:50:22Yes, you can.
00:50:23You must.
00:50:25Oh, I know you were angry when they assigned you to watch Polly,
00:50:28but I ordered that because I knew I'd soon be playing Polly,
00:50:31and you're the only one left I can trust.
00:50:33You arranged this?
00:50:34Killian, I had to.
00:50:36I was desperate.
00:50:38Please, bear with me.
00:50:40Leave your car here and come with me in mine.
00:50:46Please.
00:50:46Okay.
00:51:16Just sign for one room.
00:51:18What?
00:51:19You know what the media could make out of that?
00:51:22For God's sake, Killian, you don't think I'm making a pass for crying out loud.
00:51:28No, I guess not.
00:51:30A married couple will attract less attention.
00:51:33They'll be looking for a single woman to sign for one room.
00:51:37You're right.
00:51:42You can't just disappear.
00:51:44You're the first lady.
00:51:46I'll call Cal.
00:51:47He'll cover for me.
00:51:48Till when?
00:51:49Till the Secret Service find out who's trying to kill me.
00:51:53I don't like saying this,
00:51:54but has it ever occurred to you that the president might be the one who wants you dead?
00:51:59Never.
00:52:01It's your life you're betting on it.
00:52:03I know that.
00:52:04I know that.
00:52:06Killie?
00:52:09Will you help me?
00:52:14Please?
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:28I'll do it.
00:52:32Well, you're going to have to do as I say.
00:52:35Starting now, you make no telephone calls to anybody at any time.
00:52:40I don't see why.
00:52:42It's either that or else.
00:52:45If you say so.
00:52:47You ever handle a gun?
00:52:49I've done skeet shooting.
00:52:52I want you to keep this with you in case you need it.
00:52:54It's loaded.
00:52:55The safety's on.
00:52:56All you have to do is pull back the hammer and then the trigger.
00:53:00Looks awfully little.
00:53:01Maybe little, but it shoots a .410 shotgun shell that'll take a man's face off.
00:53:07I'm going out to make a telephone call.
00:53:09There's a phone right here.
00:53:12Internal phones can be listening on.
00:53:14If you're calling about money and stuff like that, I've got $25,000 in traveler's checks.
00:53:22In whose name, Mrs. President?
00:53:24My maiden name, Laramie Royce.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:28That's smart.
00:53:29Hello?
00:53:42Oh, Charlie, you don't have a hell of a lot to tell you.
00:53:44I'll call you again Thursday, 897-10.
00:53:47Roger that information.
00:53:50897-10.
00:53:52But don't hang up on me.
00:53:55Damn you.
00:53:56Kelly?
00:53:59Get dressed.
00:54:20What?
00:54:21It's Pritchard Young, the number two man.
00:54:22Get dressed.
00:54:23Get dressed.
00:54:29Ah!
00:54:54Ah!
00:54:54Ah!
00:54:55Ah!
00:54:56Ah!
00:54:58that was really horrible yes but necessary well we've made it to pick its charge 15 000 men were
00:55:13killed here well now it's 15 000 and one
00:55:28charlie where are you chuck don't ask questions just listen when mama's running for cover and i'm
00:55:49going with her and about your car i paid a guy a hundred dollars to drive it back to d.c
00:55:54he's going to leave it at the watergate parking lot i'll call you again wednesday 897-12 wait a second
00:56:02are you trying to melt that iceberg ah charlie consider who she is
00:56:24mr mr did anyone ever tell you that your wife looks sort of like the president's wife
00:56:44shh her head is big enough without any help
00:56:51so
00:56:58so
00:57:01so
00:57:06so
00:57:10Greyhound again?
00:57:32You ever ride a motorbike?
00:57:34Of course.
00:57:35I don't think $6,000 is such a bargain for a pair of used bikes.
00:57:39I'll never look for you on one of these.
00:58:09How do you like me as a redhead?
00:58:22You look like a cross between little Orphan Annie and Lassie.
00:58:25That's not very nice.
00:58:30Actually, you could wear Medusa snakes and still look good.
00:58:34Why, thank you, Killy.
00:58:36I thought you were immune.
00:58:38No, it's just that when a sign says keep off the grass, I keep off the grass.
00:58:44I obey the rules.
00:58:46Can we change the subject?
00:58:47I'd like some answers.
00:58:48I guess I owe you that much.
00:58:51Derek Finney was murdered because he asked you a question.
00:58:54A simple question.
00:58:56Oh?
00:58:56Yes.
00:58:58Everybody knows that your husband, the president, was a hero when he was in the Air Force.
00:59:02When his F-111 had a flame out over Atlanta, Georgia, rather than bail out and risk the lives of a lot of people, he rode the plane down.
00:59:11You check records?
00:59:12Yes, especially the hospital records.
00:59:15And because of the crash and as a result of the injuries...
00:59:18Cal was my first lover.
00:59:24We met at UC Berkeley.
00:59:28Killian.
00:59:30In politics, a bachelor has a poor future.
00:59:34Calvin needed a wife.
00:59:36Otherwise, he'd have been passed by as the candidate.
00:59:40He's a good man.
00:59:42I've always had faith in him.
00:59:45I wanted to help.
00:59:46So we got married.
00:59:50We made it as romantic as we could politically, nationally.
00:59:54Yes, you two did clown that up for the public.
00:59:56It was agreed that once Cal was safely in the catbird seat, I could do as I pleased.
01:00:02I could either go along for the joyride or get a discreet divorce.
01:00:07That ties it up.
01:00:09That's the hitch.
01:00:10There's no hitch.
01:00:11Yes, it's enough of a hitch for them to chase you across the country trying to kill you.
01:00:17Don't you see?
01:00:18If you divorced the president, he wouldn't stand a chance of being re-elected.
01:00:23But as a widower...
01:00:24Cal would never hurt me.
01:00:25Cal would never hurt me.
01:00:27I am
01:00:50Let's go!
01:01:20Let's go.
01:01:50Let's go.
01:02:20Let's go.
01:02:50How could he possibly have known where to find us?
01:03:08Are you okay?
01:03:10I'm still shaking.
01:03:12Is he dead?
01:03:16I don't know and I'm not going to risk your life finding out.
01:03:18We'll go.
01:03:20Oh, what a relief.
01:03:28I'm glad to see the back of those bikes.
01:03:38What?
01:03:48What?
01:03:58What?
01:04:00What?
01:04:02What?
01:04:04What?
01:04:12What?
01:04:14You folks have a good night's sleep.
01:04:24You folks have a good night's sleep.
01:04:36What are you grinning at?
01:04:38What are you grinning at?
01:04:48The way you jumped up there you would have thought you sat on a snake.
01:04:52Well, I didn't want to get you all excited.
01:04:54I don't need secret service.
01:04:56Was it?
01:04:57Was it exciting?
01:04:58No, just heavy.
01:04:59Goddamn you, Killian.
01:05:00You could have lied just this once.
01:05:01Oh, well.
01:05:02I did lie.
01:05:03You weren't just heavy.
01:05:04You felt like a ton.
01:05:05You are an insufferable ass.
01:05:06You are an insufferable ass.
01:05:07What are you grinning at?
01:05:08What are you grinning at?
01:05:09What are you grinning at?
01:05:10The way you jumped up there you would have thought you sat on a snake.
01:05:12Well, I didn't want to get you all excited.
01:05:13I don't need secret service.
01:05:14Was it?
01:05:15Exciting?
01:05:16No, just heavy.
01:05:17Goddamn you, Killian.
01:05:18You could have lied just this once.
01:05:19Oh, well.
01:05:20I did lie.
01:05:21You weren't just heavy.
01:05:22You felt like a ton.
01:05:23You are an insufferable ass.
01:05:25You are an insufferable ass.
01:05:30And since you like to be top dog, you take the top bunk.
01:06:00I was wondering about where you got your name, Lara.
01:06:05Was your mother reading Dr. Zhivago?
01:06:10No.
01:06:11It was nothing like that.
01:06:13My father was making a movie in White House.
01:06:15When my mother went into labor.
01:06:16He had to drive her 70 miles into Laramie, where I was born.
01:06:20So they dubbed me Laramie.
01:06:22Which eventually was whittled down to Lara.
01:06:25I was wondering about where you got your name, Lara.
01:06:28Was your mother reading Dr. Zhivago?
01:06:30No.
01:06:31It was nothing like that.
01:06:32My father was making a movie in Wyoming when my mother went into labor.
01:06:36I was born.
01:06:37So they dubbed me Laramie.
01:06:39Which eventually was whittled down to Lara.
01:06:49Good night, Killian.
01:06:50Good night.
01:06:52Gonna be on historical day.
01:07:05Why?
01:07:06First lady returns to the city of her birth, Laramie, Wyoming.
01:07:11You're right.
01:07:12It's the first time I've been back since that fateful day.
01:07:20Is that trouble?
01:07:22Could be.
01:07:23Is it Raku?
01:07:24Damn right.
01:07:27Conductor.
01:07:28Hey, Conductor.
01:07:31How are we stopping?
01:07:32Some sort of an emergency, sir.
01:07:39We're getting off the train.
01:07:40We're getting off the train.
01:08:10Get in there.
01:08:23Get in there.
01:08:34Get in, take this.
01:08:40I don't know.
01:09:10How'd they know you were on this train?
01:09:18Did you call anybody?
01:09:19Only Cal.
01:09:22You dumb little...
01:09:24Don't watch it, Killian.
01:09:27You've been reporting our whereabouts to the president.
01:09:30Well, after all, he is my husband.
01:09:32I trust him.
01:09:35Lord!
01:09:40What are we going to do now?
01:10:07We'll hitchhike.
01:10:12Get in!
01:10:40Good morning, Chief. Thank you for picking us up.
01:10:52That goes for me, too. That's real nice of you to pick us up.
01:10:58Do you speak English?
01:11:01Do I look like some goddamn foreigner?
01:11:03I'm sorry.
01:11:06Of course I speak English.
01:11:07Also, Crow, French, Spanish.
01:11:11I'm a native-born American Indian.
01:11:13Not some half-breed immigrant like you all.
01:11:16Why all this...
01:11:20And the, uh, the war paint.
01:11:23Tools of the trade, Tenderfoot.
01:11:25I'm a native-born American Indian.
01:11:26I don't know why I've got this shipping.
01:11:28I don't know.
01:11:29Well, I can't stay dressed for dancing on that day.
01:11:30I live by you as a descent, signing off.
01:11:41Let me go.
01:11:41Hey, ho, hey, ho, my husband.
01:11:45Hey, ho, hey, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:11:49Hello.
01:11:50Hello.
01:11:51Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
01:11:54Your husband said I could use the cannon phones around the side.
01:11:58And that crazy kickapoo ain't my spouse.
01:12:02Hey, hey, hey.
01:12:07Hey, hey, hey.
01:12:09Woo, woo.
01:12:10Woo, woo.
01:12:12Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:12:17Hey, ho, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:12:20Hey, ho, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:12:23Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:12:32We'll take this one.
01:12:34My nose tells me somebody's holding your tail.
01:12:38What makes you say that?
01:12:39You didn't ask how much.
01:12:41If I was a white man, I'd overcharge you for a mistake like that.
01:12:45Pretty smart.
01:12:46Dune buggy can go across country.
01:12:48Two grand.
01:12:49I'll throw in a couple of license plates.
01:12:51What about that nose, Joe?
01:12:53Don't worry.
01:12:54Didn't get this long by poking at other people's business.
01:12:58Mama, give the man $2,000.
01:13:01Bracken's probably figured out we got off the train back there at Lodgepole.
01:13:11So?
01:13:12He'll be looking for us on all the main highways.
01:13:15Well, where the hell are we going?
01:13:17We're gonna take the back roads.
01:13:19Once we get to Nevada, we'll be home free.
01:13:21God, in this awful rig, I won't have a facelab.
01:13:24A million dollars is a lot of money for near misses.
01:13:38Terror is a very expensive game, Senator.
01:13:43Get on with it, or I'll hire a hitman to hit you.
01:13:47You got a big mouth, Senator.
01:13:50Big enough to swallow a short fused grenade.
01:13:53I don't ever try to mug me.
01:14:08I don't know.
01:14:11Killian, I've been thinking.
01:14:12That we're heading into a trap.
01:14:14Well, if Bracken's been getting information about what we're doing,
01:14:18he's gonna know we're coming here and be waiting for us.
01:14:21Well, I'd rather he were here because I've sent for part of my team to meet me.
01:14:25Hmm.
01:14:27Isn't that rather exposing the First Lady to some risk?
01:14:30Lying for the slaughter?
01:14:32Oh, Killian, what a way with words.
01:14:34Couldn't you put it another way?
01:14:35What about warm wriggling on a horse?
01:14:37Forget it.
01:14:38I'll take the lamb.
01:14:45What did you say was coming down?
01:14:47Loud a milk and a missed change.
01:14:49Oh, God, Daddy, and have a fit.
01:15:07You look good to me.
01:15:08You think you're that bad?
01:15:09It wasn't the yellow brick road.
01:15:10Daddy, I'd...
01:15:11And you'd be Killian.
01:15:12Yes, sir.
01:15:13Carry.
01:15:14Think we ought to get under cover, sir.
01:15:15Sure thing.
01:15:16Sure thing.
01:15:17You have a very great father.
01:15:18You've got a great father.
01:15:19You have a great father.
01:15:20You've been like,
01:15:21what's going on,
01:15:22what's going on?
01:15:23And you'd be Killian.
01:15:24Yes, sir.
01:15:25Harry.
01:15:26You think we ought to get under cover, sir.
01:15:27Sure thing.
01:15:28you have a very great father here about a drink sure I'll get it usual daddy thank you
01:15:58something bothering you kill you oh yeah I'm concerned about this whole thing I heard a
01:16:08rumor that you didn't like people very much he seemed friendly enough to me I never met a man
01:16:12I couldn't corrupt but you might be an exception now how about damn it daddy don't start killian's
01:16:20staying at the White House with me and the president oh now why all this sudden affection
01:16:25didn't kill you expect you called and talked to your father about all this why the hell didn't
01:16:33you go on the TV oh easy killian I'm the only one she could trust any idea who is responsible for
01:16:40all this without a doubt chief of staff Hector Bunsen my big problem is proving it why would
01:16:46Hector want to destroy my daughter well he knows the president is impotent and he knows that your
01:16:54daughter might divorce him in a year or two and as a divorced man he wouldn't stand a chance for
01:17:00re-election but as a widower he'd be a shoe it and Bunsen would continue as the man behind the throne
01:17:08my son-in-law is nobody's stooge oh we have some visitors that's part of my team
01:17:16it's good to see you killie same here come on over and meet mr. Royce what's new on Bunsen he's still a
01:17:44Washington under Fitz's Hawkeye Fitz take out a warrant that won't help this is agents Chang and
01:17:52Loudermilk meet mr. Royce sir what do you do sit down getting award work you're dealing with a very
01:18:00powerful satrap and even if you had all the proof in the world he'll take it to the highest court and
01:18:07embarrass this administration into total obscurity what would you do oh I might take him to the dirty
01:18:18tricks department of the CIA they give great heart attacks
01:18:22Charlie get mr. Royce in the house
01:18:38me
01:18:45the
01:18:50me
01:18:52so
01:18:53me
01:18:55me
01:18:57me
01:19:01Cover me.
01:19:31Cover me.
01:20:01Cover me.
01:20:31Cover me.
01:21:01Cover me.
01:21:31It looks like Bunsen hired the right man.
01:21:36You're damn right, he did.
01:21:38You're damn right.
01:21:43You're damn right.
01:21:48You're damn right.
01:21:50You're damn right.
01:21:55You're damn right.
01:22:02You're damn right.
01:22:03You're damn right.
01:22:07You're damn right.
01:22:16You're damn right.
01:22:17Senator Bunsen, Joshua Paul, FBI.
01:22:20Would you come with me, please?
01:22:25Good morning, Senator.
01:22:27You're damn right.
01:22:28You son of a bitch!
01:22:32You son of a bitch.
01:22:33You son of a bitch.
01:22:35You son of a bitch.
01:22:37You son of a bitch.
01:22:38You son of a bitch.
01:22:39You son of a bitch.
01:22:40You son of a bitch.
01:22:41You son of a bitch.
01:22:42You son of a bitch.
01:22:43You son of a bitch.
01:22:44You son of a bitch.
01:22:45gentlemen ladies as you've known for some time chief of staff senator bunsen has been
01:22:55in failing health it saddens me to relate that yesterday he died in his sleep
01:23:02the president wants me to tell you how grieved he is at the loss of the senator
01:23:08and how much we shall miss his statesmanship here in the white house as well as up on the hill
01:23:15killie killie is the rumor true which rumors that you've been assigned to protect the president
01:23:38now that you're fit again no it's the other rumor that's true i don't understand the rumor that i'm
01:23:42going to resign from the service that's the one that's true oh no yes killie i'm going to miss
01:23:47you well it won't be for long i'm going to be out there in nevada working for your father my father
01:23:53you mean he hired you away from the white house that he did that lowdown conniving wicked see you
01:23:58in tahoe ma'am au revoir killie don't call me ma'am
01:24:05don't call me ma'am
01:24:12now you're sure you never had a roll with that tootsie no charlie no tootsie rolls
01:24:20and there'll be no googly eyes after we're married nobody said anything about marriage
01:24:41so
01:24:48so
01:24:54so