Another Simple Favor

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00:00Emily, how are you here?

00:11I'm getting married.

00:15Will you be my maid of honor?

00:17Did I mention it was in Capri?

00:19Capri? Yes, she is in. We're all in.

00:23Why am I here?

00:26Do you think I want to make you pay for stealing my life?

00:32Who's the lucky guy?

00:34Dante Versano. Old money.

00:37I miss a great deal that you're here.

00:38I would rather shave my balls with a rusty knife than be at this wedding.

00:43What did she say to convince you to come to this farce?

00:47Rattricide, identity fraud, girlfriend stuff.

00:50I have a surprise. Your own true family.

00:54You probably don't remember me. It's your auntie Linda.

00:57You brought your sister into our wedding?

00:59She's in insurance policy.

01:01Because I won't tell you both?

01:06This was simply a tragic accident.

01:10I'm not going to throw you off a cliff, baby.

01:22I've got to figure out what she's up to.

01:25We all process the happiest day of our life differently.

01:31What aren't you telling me?

01:33I knew I would be the best PTA president, so I stuffed the ballot box with my name, but it shouldn't be a popularity contest.

01:39Don't trust her for a minute.

01:44What is the game here?

01:45To old friends, new beginnings.

01:54And not getting poisoned.

01:55Hmm.

02:05How long?

02:07Two minutes, 37 seconds.

02:09Best one yet.

02:10Two minutes, 37 seconds.