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00:00It became evident from a very early age that there was something different about me.
00:10By the time I was 10, the attraction that females had for me was becoming of some concern to my mother.
00:16At the age of 21, I have fulfilled fantasies of men three times my age.
00:22My name is Don Juan Di Marco.
00:24I am the world's greatest lover.
00:30What's the costume?
00:33He's Don Juan.
00:34This kid is severely delusional and believes he's Don Juan.
00:40Who wants him?
00:42Don.
00:43Don Juan.
00:44Here's my proposal.
00:46Ten days, I will have told you everything you wish to know.
00:49What if I don't believe you, Don Juan?
00:51And you may commit me for as long as you like.
00:53Don Juan is having a distracting influence on the female staff.
00:57In his hacienda, there are more nurses on Valium than patients.
01:00There are only four questions of Valium in life, Don Octavio.
01:03What is sacred?
01:05Of what is the spirit made?
01:06What is worth living for?
01:08And what is worth dying?
01:09The answer to each is the same.
01:12Only love.
01:13When were you just now?
01:21In Mexico.
01:24Have you never met a woman who inspires you to love until your every sense is filled with her?
01:34I've been treating this kid.
01:36He thinks he's Don Juan.
01:38So who is he really?
01:40I don't know.
01:41He's given to me.
01:43But who are you saving?
01:45Him?
01:46Or you?
01:50Jack, what's going on?
01:51I've come to realize that after 52 years of marriage, I'm in love with my wife.
01:58You are my angel.
02:00And this earth is our paradise.
02:04Muchas gracias, señorita.
02:06No, no.
02:13I am the world's greatest lover.
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