The New Guy (2002) is a comedy about second chances and reinventing yourself. The story follows Dizzy, a high school student who gets a fresh start by transferring to a new school, where he transforms his image from awkward outcast to confident cool guy. With the help of a prison inmate's advice and his own creativity, Dizzy wins over classmates, challenges social expectations, and discovers the value of being true to oneself. Packed with laughs, energetic performances, and a fun soundtrack, this feel-good film is a favorite among teen comedies.
The New Guy, 2002 movie, teen comedy, high school film, self-discovery, new identity, feel-good movie, second chances, funny teen movie, school life, coming-of-age comedy, transformation story, youth comedy, cool guy makeover, comedy with heart
The New Guy, 2002 movie, teen comedy, high school film, self-discovery, new identity, feel-good movie, second chances, funny teen movie, school life, coming-of-age comedy, transformation story, youth comedy, cool guy makeover, comedy with heart
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00:22:34Oh, my God.
00:23:04What the hell is that?
00:23:29Good luck, kid.
00:23:34I'm in the truck!
00:23:45Whoa.
00:23:47Is that...
00:23:48Deez?
00:23:53Oh, my God.
00:23:54He's got kind of a Brad Pitt thing going there.
00:24:12From bitch to bull, baby.
00:24:13I saw a little Anne Heche there, too.
00:24:25Does that sound gay?
00:24:26Find the biggest, fattest mother in the yard and knock his ass out.
00:24:30I think I'm going to kill you, coach.
00:24:41Use it!
00:24:42Keep looking at the horse's ass and run!
00:24:44All those Saturdays when kids go out and play, yo, I was up in my room, I let the stereo play.
00:24:50What's the thing that you can ride?
00:24:51Just a kid with a pen and a pen and a big imagination.
00:24:55All this...
00:24:56Biggest and baddest, baby.
00:24:58A-T-T-A-C-K, the leader of the pack.
00:25:01Punch, A-T-T-A-C-K.
00:25:03Harmon, more cheer, less bull dancing, okay?
00:25:05We don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties.
00:25:07A boy's panties.
00:25:21Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend?
00:25:23And make sure everybody sees him go down.
00:25:27Be careful.
00:25:30Hey, you mind if I sit down?
00:25:32Wrong level, bitch.
00:25:34Bitch, say what?
00:25:37Well, I think we got a real serious problem here.
00:25:44Yeah?
00:25:45Well, if it's you, there's no problem.
00:25:47Come on, come on, come on!
00:25:52No!
00:25:53Ah!
00:25:54Ah!
00:25:55Ah!
00:25:56Ah!
00:25:57Ah!
00:25:58Ah!
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00:26:39Ah!
00:26:40Ah!
00:26:41Ah!
00:26:42God!
00:27:02Ah!
00:27:03What are you doing, freak?
00:27:10Knocking you into the hole and me into the history books.
00:27:14Who's the biatch now?
00:27:26You've got to be kidding me!
00:27:33Don't go that way!
00:27:54What?
00:27:56What the hell?
00:28:08Who's the bitch now?
00:28:24Look out! Look out! Look out!
00:28:31Coming through! Take your head off this book!
00:28:35Come on!
00:28:42We all have a round of applause for Conor McGuire.
00:28:46Everyone? Come on!
00:28:50Everyone? You? Yeah.
00:28:52Come on! Don't be shy!
00:28:54Come on!
00:28:56All of you!
00:29:02Hello, son.
00:29:04No, I told you last time.
00:29:05You start something, you're what?
00:29:07You're gone!
00:29:09Well, my friend, looks like it's last call, huh?
00:29:12Last call?
00:29:13He didn't start it. I did.
00:29:20Who the hell are you?
00:29:22I'm the new guy.
00:29:24Hey, man. How's the nose?
00:29:35Shut up!
00:29:40Look at that freak sitting on top of the teller.
00:29:43Boo!
00:29:44I think we should unroll the welcome mat.
00:29:47Yeah? I think we should go over there and kick his ass.
00:29:49Oh, that's great.
00:29:50I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy.
00:29:52The expelled guy's a rock.
00:29:54Later.
00:29:58Later.
00:29:59You're not going over there.
00:30:02Well, I wasn't. Now I am.
00:30:04Later.
00:30:10Hey, man. She just dissed you.
00:30:12Dude, shut up!
00:30:22Hey, new guy. Got a name?
00:30:28Harris. Gil Harris.
00:30:30I'm Courtney. That's Carmen Nespaniel.
00:30:33So, how do you like our little slice of paradise?
00:30:36Well, I gotta tell ya.
00:30:38Nice to be somewhere without bars.
00:30:42You were in jail?
00:30:44Did they give you a full body cavity search?
00:30:47Forgive my friends.
00:30:48They get really shy around strangers.
00:30:50My fault. I talk too much.
00:30:53That's hot.
00:30:55Well, there's a party tonight at my house.
00:30:58If you can come.
00:31:03I don't make plans.
00:31:08Not my style.
00:31:09Here.
00:31:11Come on, General.
00:31:14Some toys and fulves.
00:31:16Right?
00:31:17Time to have Sonic.
00:31:18Oh, lord.
00:31:19Well, I'm all the way for this moment for all my life.
00:31:22Oh, lord.
00:31:23Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh, Lord.
00:31:32I, I, I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you.
00:31:38I'm just a love machine, yeah, baby.
00:31:43A hug and kiss and be.
00:31:48Woo! We love you, Rocky Creek! We'll be here all week!
00:31:51We love Texas, and we love you too!
00:31:55So I'm guessing that it went well.
00:31:57For the first 18 years of my life, things were one way, and in 10 minutes, it completely changed.
00:32:02You mean they bought it? Things have changed.
00:32:05Yo, my man, you know you just made it to the 50s level of canard, right?
00:32:08Better. I got invited to a party. Me, Dizzy Gillespie Harrison.
00:32:12Excuse me while I do the boogaloo.
00:32:16Well, slow down, funky white boy.
00:32:18Do they invite you or Gail Harris?
00:32:21Whatever. Listen, the point is, today, nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass here.
00:32:27Oh, no offense, Kirk.
00:32:29Hey, are you saying these chicks party on a school night?
00:32:33Courtney does.
00:32:34That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
00:32:43I know. You did great.
00:32:45You have to do her. And while you're with her, think of me.
00:32:49Okay, that sounded gay.
00:32:51See, that's the thing. Courtney's expecting Gil at the party tonight.
00:32:55You know what? She's right. I mean, how would Gil Harris party?
00:32:57I think the question is, how would Gil get jiggy with this Courtney chick and make her say,
00:33:02Who's your daddy?
00:33:04While respecting her as a woman.
00:33:06Diz, you ready for this?
00:33:09Now, look, my dad loves his black morning. He loves me.
00:33:13That's not true.
00:33:15No, it is. He wrote it in my birthday card.
00:33:18So, please be very careful.
00:33:25This is a vintage black track racing bike.
00:33:30It's very powerful.
00:33:32Have to know what you're doing.
00:33:35Stand back.
00:33:37I'm starting for you.
00:33:48Now, remember, I won't always be around to do that, buddy.
00:34:07Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party?
00:34:15There's nothing cooler than that.
00:34:18It's crazy.
00:34:32Hey, man, these are dockers.
00:34:35I made it.
00:34:38Ah! Busch!
00:34:43Hey!
00:34:44Courtney.
00:34:45See that ND360?
00:34:46that Indy 360? Tony, please. Rainy, did you see that Indy 3? I could do it again.
00:35:04Have any trouble finding the house? Um, well, aren't you the strong, silent type?
00:35:12Well, I... You want to come upstairs with me?
00:35:15Uh, well, I... Want to take my clothes off with your tea?
00:35:25Okay, you talked me into it. Aren't you coming? Almost.
00:35:34Courtney is such a slut. Which didn't stop you. You've been dating her for two months.
00:35:39This was four.
00:35:51Thank you, guys.
00:35:53You want to dance here, guys?
00:36:03You want to dance here, guys?
00:36:04What's going on?
00:36:05Jaden V's in the place.
00:36:06Anything less than all they use, it's a reason it's crazy.
00:36:08We got a lot of money.
00:36:09We got a lot of money.
00:36:10We got a lot of money.
00:36:11We got a lot of money.
00:36:12We got a lot of money.
00:36:13We got a lot of money.
00:36:14We got a lot of money.
00:36:15You know why I like it out here?
00:36:21The view?
00:36:22Nope.
00:36:23It's because there's all these people around.
00:36:26Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we could be caught at any moment?
00:36:30Yeah, well, that, um, does make things interesting.
00:36:35Mm-hmm.
00:36:36Want to make out?
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:39Oh, I forgot something.
00:36:45Ready for dessert?
00:36:49Gil?
00:36:53Hello?
00:36:59Courtney, what's the matter?
00:37:00I can't believe it.
00:37:02What?
00:37:03What happened?
00:37:04Gil blew me off.
00:37:07Sucks to be you.
00:37:08Carmen put it away.
00:37:09Honey, I knew that boy was trouble.
00:37:11Shh.
00:37:12It's okay.
00:37:15Hey, girls, I know what you're thinking.
00:37:16He's too good looking for me, right?
00:37:18Right?
00:37:19Hola.
00:37:20Habla ingles?
00:37:21Hello.
00:37:23Ah!
00:37:24Where'd you come from?
00:37:25I'm exercising.
00:37:26You got a problem?
00:37:27No, no, no.
00:37:28It's cool.
00:37:29Hey, what does that hit?
00:37:30Your, uh, lats?
00:37:31Delts?
00:37:32Tries?
00:37:33Some bad curls.
00:37:34Great cabs.
00:37:35Habs?
00:37:36Cool.
00:37:37So what's the story?
00:37:38Did you really blow off Courtney?
00:37:39Huh?
00:37:40Come on, you can tell us.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:42You blow her off?
00:37:43Hey, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:37:44Stop right there.
00:37:45Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth.
00:37:50Whoa!
00:37:51Whoa!
00:37:52Hey, what can I say?
00:37:53What can I say?
00:37:54You are the man!
00:37:56You are the man!
00:37:58You say you're a fraud?
00:38:00I don't think you've been with anyone.
00:38:01Yeah, you're right.
00:38:03She's not just anyone.
00:38:05Dude, this babe's got it all.
00:38:06Yes, she does.
00:38:07I bet she knows how to make a guy happy, huh?
00:38:08Hey, I'd love to stay and chat, but, um, Josefina's waiting for me.
00:38:13You're not going anywhere.
00:38:14Don't make me do crazy eyes.
00:38:18Josefina!
00:38:23He's not.
00:38:24He's not.
00:38:25He's not.
00:38:26He's not.
00:38:27You're not.
00:38:28I'm not.
00:38:29He's not.
00:38:30I'm not.
00:38:31I'm not.
00:38:32He's not.
00:38:33I'm not.
00:38:34He's not.
00:38:35I'm not.
00:38:36I'm not.
00:38:37I'm not.
00:38:38I'm not.
00:38:39I'm not.
00:38:40You're not.
00:38:41Exotic, me gusta Josefina!
00:38:43Guys!
00:38:44Don't you see what's going on here?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47If we want to get chicks, we got to work on our abs.
00:38:49Let's go.
00:38:50Come on.
00:38:57I got it! I got it!
00:38:58He took me out, baby!
00:38:59Bat weeks!
00:39:00Hey, chump change, get down!
00:39:04Watch, everyone.
00:39:06That bike won't even start.
00:39:08He trashed him when he landed.
00:39:10Please turn, please turn, please turn.
00:39:33It's a full-time job trying to save his butt.
00:39:41I almost got laid!
00:39:44Did he say break?
00:39:50Whoa!
00:39:54I almost got laid!
00:39:56Whoo-hoo!
00:39:57Whoo-hoo!
00:39:58He's a bad man, Madonna
00:40:01Just as fine as she can be
00:40:06Hey!
00:40:07She's a bad man, Madonna
00:40:10Just as fine as she can be
00:40:18Hey, waiting up for me, Dad?
00:40:20Yes, we are.
00:40:21Yes, we are.
00:40:22We?
00:40:27Uh, Dad?
00:40:28What is Miss Pierce doing here?
00:40:30Kiki's here to help us.
00:40:33Help us with what?
00:40:35An intervention.
00:40:37We're surrounding you with love.
00:40:40Now sit.
00:40:41Okay.
00:40:44Dramatic change in appearance?
00:40:46Lack of communication?
00:40:48Altered patterns of behavior?
00:40:51What are you on?
00:40:53Is it crystal meth?
00:40:55Is it the crank?
00:40:56Are you riding the white pony, son?
00:40:58Um...
00:41:00No.
00:41:01I'm not on drugs, Dad.
00:41:02I'm-I'm happy.
00:41:03You know, for the first time
00:41:04and I-I can't remember
00:41:05when I'm actually happy.
00:41:08It occurs to me to tell you
00:41:10that denial is not just a river in Egypt.
00:41:14Look, son.
00:41:15It's all my fault.
00:41:17I've been so worried about alarms
00:41:18going off at work,
00:41:19I miss the alarms going off right here at home.
00:41:22But I'm gonna make sure
00:41:23you're not on drugs, Dad.
00:41:25I miss the alarms going off right here at home.
00:41:28But I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:41:29Come Monday, I'm quitting my job
00:41:30so we can be together 24-7.
00:41:33But, Dad, how will you pay the mortgage?
00:41:35I'll sell the house.
00:41:37Dad?
00:41:39Do not.
00:41:40I repeat.
00:41:41Do not do that.
00:41:42Look, son.
00:41:43There's no possible way
00:41:44for you to understand this.
00:41:46But when things get truly bad,
00:41:48sometimes you have to make a drastic change.
00:41:50Completely revamp everything in your life
00:41:53just to get what you want.
00:41:55But I do understand that.
00:41:56I'm not sick.
00:41:58I'm revamped.
00:41:59I'm revamped.
00:42:00I'm revamped.
00:42:01It's very sweet.
00:42:03It's underneath the Tourette's and the crank.
00:42:06He still wants to be like his daddy.
00:42:13I am so onto you.
00:42:15You are?
00:42:17Pretend to not want to be a part of this school.
00:42:19But you totally get off on being a badass.
00:42:21Oh.
00:42:23You caught me.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25And that's why I want to use you.
00:42:27Okay, but, um, only for a couple of years.
00:42:33Come to the football game this weekend.
00:42:36Our team sucks.
00:42:37Nobody shows.
00:42:38I mean, it's more socially acceptable to sit in a car hood
00:42:40and drink beer and puke than it is to actually watch a game.
00:42:42It's hard work pretending not to care.
00:42:45Yeah, but if you showed up, maybe some of these other fools would too.
00:42:49I'm in.
00:42:51You yum, boy, Julie.
00:42:53You yum what?
00:42:55My grandmother's Albanian.
00:42:57It means I owe you one.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:02What was that about?
00:43:04Just asking the new guy a favor.
00:43:05And what could you possibly need from him?
00:43:08Oh, just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
00:43:10I'm not getting elsewhere.
00:43:31Two, three, one, two, one, two, one.
00:43:35Here we go, guys.
00:43:37Chicken, come on.
00:43:39Silence.
00:43:41Okay.
00:43:42Ready?
00:43:43How funky is your chicken?
00:43:45How loose is your goose?
00:43:48So come on.
00:43:49So Danielle finally dragged you out to one of these football games.
00:43:52Dude, I'm not at the game.
00:43:53I'm with you guys.
00:43:55Plus, I just like to watch her jump around.
00:43:59Yeah, right.
00:44:04Boosh!
00:44:05Right'em, cowboy!
00:44:06Boosh!
00:44:08Man, that's not funny.
00:44:13East Highland fans, and shake.
00:44:14You're convinced!
00:44:16Woo!
00:44:18Hey, wet!
00:44:19Come on, East Highland!
00:44:20Come on!
00:44:21Come on, people, guys!
00:44:23Hello.
00:44:30One, two, three, two!
00:44:34You guys, this is bullshit.
00:44:36We haven't won a game in five years.
00:44:38We might as well forfeit.
00:44:40We're dead anyway.
00:44:42Ten, hut!
00:44:44He's out of his mind.
00:44:50He's out of his mind.
00:44:52He's out of his mind.
00:44:54He's out of his mind.
00:44:58He's out of his mind.
00:45:00He's out of his mind.
00:45:02He's out of his mind.
00:45:12Dead?
00:45:14Did you say dead?
00:45:16All this hoo-ha about being dead
00:45:18and not wanting to fight
00:45:20and staying out at the game
00:45:22is a load of crap!
00:45:24Did we give up
00:45:26when Pearl Harbor was bombed?
00:45:28I thought that movie made money.
00:45:30We didn't give up then
00:45:32and we're not gonna give up now!
00:45:36American high school students traditionally
00:45:38love to fight!
00:45:40All real football players
00:45:42love the sting of battle!
00:45:44The only thing we have to fear is...
00:45:50Fear itself!
00:45:52What is wrong with you people?!
00:45:56Where's the hunger?!
00:45:58Where is the school spirit?!
00:46:02Washington high!
00:46:04We're gonna beat them!
00:46:06Lincoln high!
00:46:08We're gonna beat them!
00:46:10Hardin high!
00:46:12We're gonna beat them!
00:46:14Hardin high!
00:46:16We're gonna beat them!
00:46:18Yes!
00:46:20Let's do it!
00:46:22Let's do it!
00:46:24Let's do it!
00:46:32Cole!
00:46:34That's my goddamn horse!
00:46:36To the bone!
00:46:38To the bone!
00:46:40To the bone!
00:46:42To the bone!
00:46:44Let me, let me put you down!
00:46:45To the bone!
00:46:46To the bone!
00:46:47Let me, let me!
00:46:48Get him, Jay!
00:46:50Get him,
00:47:04Jay!
00:47:05Why do you rag!!
00:47:07Yeah! Touchdown! Touchdown!
00:47:22Yes! How about that, Highlander fans?
00:47:25That's our first victory since the last Bush was president.
00:47:29No!
00:47:30We won a game! We won a game!
00:47:33Can you believe it? We actually won a game!
00:47:36Go Highland!
00:47:48Danielle, what the hell's going on?
00:47:50You're insane, but thank you.
00:47:52You lose him.
00:47:54How'd you learn how to say you're welcome?
00:47:56From the only other person in the Albanian chatroom.
00:47:59Oh, what, you're impressed because this guy showed up on a horse?
00:48:02No, I'm impressed because he showed up for me.
00:48:05Let's go.
00:48:08She just dissed you again.
00:48:10Dude, do you ever shut up!
00:48:18Most guys wouldn't be caught dead shopping.
00:48:20Well, I'm not most guys.
00:48:22You did say swimsuits, right?
00:48:24Yeah!
00:48:25Yeah!
00:48:26Absolutely!
00:48:27Yeah!
00:48:28And yeah!
00:48:29Yeah!
00:48:30Yeah!
00:48:31Yeah!
00:48:32Yeah!
00:48:33Yeah!
00:48:34Yeah!
00:48:35Yeah!
00:48:37Tell me can you handle it, show me how you work it, and maybe you can go with it, I know that you want it, tell me can you handle it, show me how you work it, and maybe you can go with it.
00:48:54Girl, you messed up when you let me in, told your best friend you wanted me, then she caught me up and hit me to your knees, told me you were looking for a guy like me, so I said, oh, no, I ain't the one, the less shorty really wanna have some fun, but she said that you told her I was what you want, when I thought you don't try to run.
00:49:12Girl, you messed up.
00:49:42that i've been in prison a long time now this is real music so you're saying if i listen to
00:49:51all this i'll get you that's what i'm talking about i
00:49:56danielle i didn't see you come in oh hey emily how's it going uh great how about you great
00:50:05uh hey do you have a creed cd yeah i'll check for you
00:50:18who's that emily we used to be friends when we were younger
00:50:23what happened i don't know started dating connor and you know how things go
00:50:29i understand oh come on you're not the type who would drop your friends
00:50:33all right time to go i'm shopping here you're not shopping you've been listening to this same
00:50:39song for six hours you're squatting listen bro i've had a bad day so squat on this puke face
00:50:47that's it you're tossed set you're not a bouncer anymore you've moved up come on man who can
00:50:53toss her better than me would you relax come on man i'm sick of this
00:50:56this you made it perfect timing man i'm starting to think you never check the eq message boards
00:51:06anymore kill do you know these people
00:51:17uh no
00:51:27let's go
00:51:43if anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them wait there's a name here
00:51:48dizzy harrison please pick your balls up in scrotal that's balls in scrotal i'm at counter five
00:51:56you know what i have all these
00:52:00that's my microphone oh no please don't stop
00:52:13harris get your punk ass in here
00:52:14i don't know what are you doing here you stole my horse maggot
00:52:30do you have any idea what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse
00:52:34death this is not rat son but i can tell you it's probably a hefty fine you know what this is
00:52:46it's a bill for manure cleanup resodding the football field and to top it all off somebody urinated
00:52:52all over mrs campanella's rose garden that was me sir
00:52:58and you want to know something else
00:52:59that was our first victory in five years and it's all because of you
00:53:15you uh i love you more than my own good for nothing son
00:53:24we got a problem we got a homecoming dance coming up in a month or so and it has been the most
00:53:27god-awful experience for everyone involved right coach i mean you have any ideas how you might turn this
00:53:34thing around
00:53:40good music music
00:53:43hey that is a fantastic idea son you see that hey what kind of music
00:53:49the only music worth being called music i'm talking about the funk
00:53:57is
00:54:02mr big stuff
00:54:06who do you think you are mr big stuff
00:54:11you're never gonna get my love
00:54:15hello singing
00:54:18who are we kidding i mean we can't play fun out of baseline black guys hey
00:54:22we'll find someone we don't need dates
00:54:24oh you don't so somebody else is getting you paying gigs
00:54:30we're headlining at homecoming two weeks from tonight
00:54:33someone talking to us i don't hear anything
00:54:37it was this what's wrong with you people look i was an asshole at the mall
00:54:41world-class asshole they're scouting me for asshole olympics i'm carrying the torch
00:54:47come on you guys i'm sorry look i got no good excuse for what i did it's not easy being the big bull
00:54:58you're the big bull shit gills the big bull
00:55:01yeah but that's me is it so what makes you any different from any other high school thug since the
00:55:07beginning of time
00:55:21when they read what we may so i am there for you
00:55:26well you're there for me
00:55:31i stopped believing
00:55:39quit it wasn't me then who was it
00:55:42hmm hi guys ed liggett
00:55:45tuba sorry to bother you guys but the marching band's collecting bottles and cans for the homeless
00:55:50ironically taking away the only job the homeless have any donations would be greatly appreciated
00:55:56hey buddy you know what the homeless need
00:55:59a midget why would the homeless need a midget shut up hey win it
00:56:07what the hell
00:56:28hello ed are you okay yeah i'm from a rodeo family
00:56:32you remembered my name
00:56:39come on
00:56:50what's gill doing he's taking him up the tower ed liggett's gonna get his little ass kicked
00:57:02are you waiting for
00:57:11who's that little jake
00:57:17hey connor what did ed ever do to you
00:57:20all right freak
00:57:32you don't call people that here
00:57:37danielle
00:57:38she's going down there with the geeks
00:57:45i know
00:57:47look and me
00:57:48i know
00:57:49i know
00:57:59you backed him instead of me you caught that did you this is bullshit danielle my girlfriend's supposed
00:58:05to back me up you're right your girlfriend should back you up find one
00:58:13i don't need you i could have anyone
00:58:16look man i'm really really sorry i mean the guy's pissed on you too but
00:58:23you did
00:58:25yeah
00:58:25i thought it tasted funny
00:58:27well that's another win for the highlanders
00:58:42mark's gonna help you pass trick hey
00:58:44you don't remember me do you stop please your ass is crushing my head
00:58:53oh was that you
00:59:10that's what i'm talking about
00:59:11okay
00:59:17courtney um i'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine
00:59:20hi i'm honk
00:59:23and i'm apache
00:59:27yeah um hawk apache and i spent time in prison together mostly in the shower
00:59:32can you just smell the blood
00:59:40before i met gil i probably would have just looked at you with disgust and walked away
00:59:44wiggling my ass just so you'd know what you were missing
00:59:47yeah well the universe is upside down
00:59:50and in a few minutes you will be too
01:00:02we're going to whip on whip
01:00:04we're going to whip on
01:00:05let's whip it baby child let's whip it right
01:00:09let's whip it baby let's whoop it all night no trip trip no no
01:00:14child hey i finally understand this song all right
01:00:32let's whip it
01:00:34let's whip it all night
01:00:47let's whip it all night
01:00:53no no
01:00:55we're going to the state championship
01:01:17the highlanders are on fire
01:01:28whoa a little spill
01:01:31remember turn don't burn
01:01:34let's whip it all night
01:01:40son i just want you to know that when you go after college me and this house roll with you
01:01:48dad do not i repeat do not do that
01:01:53just roll around dad you'll be all right
01:02:14close hey it's okay he's with me
01:02:19well i spent a lifetime looking for you
01:02:37single bars you're really good at that
01:02:40this is the best part about working at this place i get to ride the bowl for free
01:02:43and they get a lot of good tips for wearing a bandana as a shirt
01:02:48watch it who though that's estelle she must like you
01:02:53hi estelle oh hi
01:02:58don't mind estelle she's like my big sister she worries
01:03:02what could she possibly be worried about that i'll end up like my mom working the day shift here
01:03:07and raising three kids by myself i didn't know all that yeah well it's hard to keep track of all the
01:03:12white trash cliches around here well i'm not worried about you you're not huh no that's a relief
01:03:18you want a pad for what oh oh tell look uh danielle if i can do what i've done you can do anything
01:03:28i wish i had the confidence you have don't ever wish that why you know exactly who you are
01:03:34ah you don't know who i am yeah danielle before i came to east highland
01:03:46you get good distance with the skin he was kill are you okay
01:03:50it's just it i'm not hermano
01:03:54they killed paco paco ah paco um amigo grande
01:04:08like spiders
01:04:29hey
01:04:29Danielle, you see this tattoo?
01:04:34I don't need to hear it.
01:04:38There's some things about me that I need to tell you,
01:04:41and you're not gonna like it.
01:04:42Gil, it doesn't matter.
01:04:43I mean, anything you did in your past, I don't need to know.
01:04:46Let's just think about it now.
01:04:51But I'm really dizzy.
01:04:54So am I.
01:04:56She's going to college, punk.
01:04:59Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her.
01:05:02Well, that's a buzzkill.
01:05:04Night of stealth.
01:05:05So, you ready for state finals tomorrow?
01:05:07Yeah, all I do is ride a horse.
01:05:09Yeah, well, I'm worried.
01:05:10Those drillers can be brutal.
01:05:12The drillers?
01:05:14Yeah, Rocky Creek High. You know where it is?
01:05:17I do.
01:05:19Um...
01:05:20Look, Danielle, I can't go to that game.
01:05:24I hate that school.
01:05:26Wait a minute. How can you not come?
01:05:29It's complicated.
01:05:31Look, I hate that school, too.
01:05:33But if you don't show up, nobody will.
01:05:35Please don't fail now.
01:05:39Let's welcome...
01:05:40I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't going to show up.
01:05:57I can't believe those kilt-wearing wussies aren't going to show up.
01:06:27What's going on?!
01:06:46What's going on?
01:07:16Come on, come on, come on, come on, go, go, hurry, go, go!
01:07:34My, oh, my!
01:07:36What a miraculous, momentous occasion in Highlander history,
01:07:40sports fans, with just eight ticks left on the clock.
01:07:43The score is tied, 24-all.
01:07:46The drillers have the ball on the 50-yard line,
01:07:49and there's only time for one last play.
01:07:51If the Highlanders can stop the drillers,
01:07:54we're looking at overtime!
01:07:59Who's that little dude?
01:08:05Let's go Highland!
01:08:08Let's go Highland!
01:08:11This is the biggest game for Texas 5A football
01:08:15since back in 93, when Johnson killed Kennedy!
01:08:24Archie! Archie! Archie! Archie!
01:08:28Come on Highland!
01:08:29Highland! Highland! Highland! Highland! Highland!
01:08:34Highland! Highland!
01:08:35Highland!
01:08:36Do you really understand what's going on here?
01:08:38The team isn't killing us!
01:08:39The fans are!
01:08:41Woo!
01:08:42Woo!
01:08:43Get your hands in the game and let's concentrate!
01:08:45Okay, man, we got a split left.
01:08:47Quick toss, 29 on one-on-one.
01:08:49Duncan gets the ball.
01:08:51No way, asshole, not Duncan!
01:08:53My team, my game, my championship, my ball!
01:08:56Just do your job and I'll do the Reds!
01:08:59Watch the bat! Watch the bat!
01:09:03Reds! 71! Down!
01:09:05Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek!
01:09:11Yeah! Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek!
01:09:15Woo!
01:09:16Woo!
01:09:17Rocky!
01:09:18Get out of here!
01:09:20Rocky Creek!
01:09:21Get out, get out of here!
01:09:24Drop it!
01:09:26Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:31Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:51Defense!
01:09:53No!
01:09:54Come on!
01:09:55Let's get it!
01:09:56Go! Go!
01:09:58Go!
01:10:04Go!
01:10:21This wins!
01:10:23Go!
01:10:24Go!
01:10:25Go!
01:10:26Go!
01:10:27Go!
01:10:28Go!
01:10:29Go!
01:10:30Go!
01:10:31Go!
01:10:32Go!
01:10:33Go!
01:10:34Go!
01:10:35Go!
01:10:36Go!
01:10:37Go!
01:10:38Go!
01:10:39This is for you, son.
01:10:47Go, Hiley!
01:10:49Go!
01:10:50Go!
01:10:55No!
01:11:01Is that...
01:11:19...to finally talk to a girl that'll call in with me.
01:11:22But now it's known that she's a rocker with a nose ring.
01:11:25She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
01:11:30And when she walks, all the windows and the other things.
01:11:33Hi!
01:11:35Oh, baby!
01:11:36Hey!
01:11:37She doesn't know it's me
01:11:40Hey, dizzy dipshit!
01:11:45Where are you?
01:11:46Yo, dipshit!
01:11:50How you doing, buddy?
01:11:52How's it going, Barkley?
01:11:54Who is this guy, Gil?
01:11:55Just an old friend.
01:11:57Well, any friend of Gil's is a friend of mine.
01:11:59I'm Travis.
01:11:59I'm Lonnie.
01:12:00I'm Pete.
01:12:01Ed Liggett, tuba.
01:12:03How you doing, man?
01:12:07I'm better now.
01:12:09What is wrong with you, man?
01:12:10I'm so a toaster freak.
01:12:11Excuse me, but we discourage name-calling around here.
01:12:14What do you want?
01:12:15You stole my state championship, asshole!
01:12:19Again, let me remind you, if you must talk like that,
01:12:21I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:12:23Oh, I'm leaving.
01:12:24As soon as I tell you the truth about your leader.
01:12:26Oh, we know he was in prison.
01:12:27Will you forgive him?
01:12:28Prison?
01:12:29Are you shitting me?
01:12:30All right, buddy boy.
01:12:32That doesn't fly around.
01:12:35Okay, you guys, back it up.
01:12:37This is my fight.
01:12:41Oh, baby, come on.
01:12:43Make my day.
01:12:44Get out!
01:12:49I'm gonna go roll you on your ass.
01:12:52Take it.
01:12:54And then...
01:12:55Oh!
01:12:55Oh!
01:12:55Oh!
01:12:56Oh!
01:12:56Oh!
01:12:56Oh!
01:12:57Oh!
01:12:57Oh!
01:12:58Oh!
01:12:58Oh!
01:12:59Oh!
01:12:59Oh!
01:13:00Oh!
01:13:00Oh!
01:13:01Oh!
01:13:01Oh!
01:13:02Oh!
01:13:02Oh!
01:13:03Oh!
01:13:03Oh!
01:13:04Oh!
01:13:04Oh!
01:13:05Oh!
01:13:05Oh!
01:13:06Oh!
01:13:06Oh!
01:13:07Oh!
01:13:07Oh!
01:13:07Oh!
01:13:07I want to know what you know.
01:13:25Diz, somebody spread the word about our band.
01:13:27Hello.
01:13:28I think that was us.
01:13:29But half of Rocky Creek is out there.
01:13:31What?
01:13:31How did they hear?
01:13:32Hey, guys.
01:13:34Check this out.
01:13:35Freed?
01:13:35What idiot would fall for this?
01:13:37There's a cafeteria menu on the other side.
01:13:40Hey, anybody know where the VIP room is?
01:13:42Excuse me.
01:13:42Ladies.
01:13:43Hello.
01:13:46Who did that?
01:13:47A fat ass!
01:13:48Quiet, though.
01:13:49Uh, hi.
01:13:50Uh, well, I didn't think I'd live to see us win the state championship.
01:13:55Yep.
01:13:56Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Suburban Funk!
01:14:08Uh, we can do this.
01:14:09Uh, we can do this.
01:14:11Uh, we can do this.
01:14:27Hey, do it now.
01:14:34Hey, do it now.
01:14:36Hey, do it now.
01:14:40Yeah, hey.
01:14:45Once I was a boogie singer
01:14:51Playing in a rock and roll band
01:14:56I never had no problems, no
01:15:01Burning down the one night stand
01:15:05And I decided quickly, yes I did
01:15:09To just go down and check out the show
01:15:13And they were dancing and singing
01:15:16And moving to the grooving
01:15:19And just when it hit me
01:15:21Somebody turned around and shouted
01:15:23Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:27Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:31Play that funky music, white boy
01:15:35Lay down the boogie and play that funky music
01:15:40Till you die
01:15:43Ladies and gentlemen, Creed
01:15:45Will not be here tonight
01:15:51Repeat, will not be here tonight
01:15:53And drop curtain
01:15:55Q
01:15:57Mrs. Whitman
01:16:00It's my um
01:16:01My
01:16:03It's mine now
01:16:05No, Mrs. Whitman
01:16:06Yo, East Highland
01:16:09You know Gil Harris
01:16:11Hey Rocky Creek
01:16:15You're on the Diz Harrison
01:16:16Guess what folks
01:16:19Gil and Diz are the same guy
01:16:21He made fools of all of you
01:16:26You don't believe me, ask him yourself
01:16:29Maybe for once he'll tell the truth
01:16:31Hey, hey, hey
01:16:36It's alright
01:16:37I can handle this
01:16:39Um
01:16:41Look, I can explain
01:16:44Let the brother speak
01:16:58Luther
01:16:58It's not just Luther
01:17:00Spiders
01:17:01You play my kind of music
01:17:03Hey, Ray
01:17:05Hey, Ray
01:17:09Out of the way, Ray
01:17:10I've been in the pain quite a while
01:17:11Everything you saw on that screen
01:17:15Was completely true
01:17:19They're right
01:17:23I'm a liar
01:17:24I don't know what I was thinking
01:17:26Well, actually
01:17:28I do know what I was thinking
01:17:29I was trying to become
01:17:32Something more than just a blip
01:17:34On the radar screen
01:17:35So I made someone up
01:17:37Someone I thought you'd all like
01:17:40And all because
01:17:44I cared more
01:17:46About what other people thought of me
01:17:47Than about what I thought of me
01:17:50But I'd be willing to bet
01:17:52I'm not the only person here tonight
01:17:54Who's ever let that happen
01:17:56Brogue dick
01:18:01There come scoop up your friend
01:18:17Move it!
01:18:26Anybody got a staple gun?
01:18:30Who's the bitch now?
01:18:32Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:18:35But who's the crowd out there? The animals.
01:18:38No, animals are kinder.
01:18:40They don't boo when they're killing something.
01:18:43Ow. Ow.
01:18:47Diz, you are amazing.
01:18:55What is that for?
01:18:57Can't I appreciate you?
01:19:00You're scaring me. What's going on here?
01:19:03You've inspired me.
01:19:05I have to do something that I've been wanting to do for the longest time.
01:19:09I have to let somebody know how I feel about it.
01:19:12Um, you know, Nora, I like to know...
01:19:16Better than PlayStation 2?
01:19:24Now it is.
01:19:26You know, I guess it's me and you, man.
01:19:29And us. And me.
01:19:32Would you two get a room?
01:19:42I'm sorry.
01:19:44I don't even know what to call you.
01:19:46Broke Dick seems to be popular.
01:19:48You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
01:19:50You're right.
01:19:52I'm a liar.
01:20:00You know, they called me Dan the Man.
01:20:02What?
01:20:03Yeah.
01:20:04Of course, that was before I lost the braces and grew my boobs.
01:20:06And then I became Danielle.
01:20:08The body.
01:20:09And I dropped all the friends I ever had because they looked like the old me.
01:20:13And, uh, I was selfish and mean.
01:20:16But, you know, I just wanted so badly to fit in.
01:20:21Been there.
01:20:23Do you even ride the motorcycle?
01:20:26Yeah, actually I do.
01:20:29But it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me.
01:20:32So, what do we do now?
01:20:36Don't ask me.
01:20:37The last plan I had grew up pretty badly.
01:20:40Yeah, no kidding.
01:20:42I'm going to blow a chili.
01:20:43I'm going to blow a chili.
01:20:44I'm going to blow a chili.
01:20:45I'm going to blow a chili.
01:21:07So, you see, I saved his narrow behind.
01:21:11And he got to kiss the girl.
01:21:14I hope that inspires you.
01:21:16It has.
01:21:17It's taught me a lot.
01:21:19It's easy for a man like myself to forget what most poor slobs will do to get a woman.
01:21:28My fault.
01:21:29I talk too much.
01:21:30Damn, it really did burn me throat.
01:21:32Nobody cares cause I'm alone and the world is.
01:21:37Nobody wants to be alone.
01:21:39Oh, God.
01:21:40That one clipped it, dude.
01:21:41And that's why I want to use you.
01:21:45No.
01:21:46No way, ma'am.
01:21:47Can we do that again?
01:21:48Cause you couldn't understand what the f**k I said.
01:21:49Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
01:21:53Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
01:22:00I'm sorry.
01:22:01That suck.
01:22:02Can I do that again?
01:22:03You couldn't understand what the f**k I said.
01:22:08Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
01:22:10I'm sorry.
01:22:14That suck.
01:22:17I'm sorry, that's suck.
01:22:22I'm gonna be here on my own, and here it goes.
01:22:26I'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare.
01:22:30I'm just a kid, and I know that it's not fair.
01:22:34No one's gonna be here on my own, and here it goes.
01:22:39Look at that!
01:22:40Look at that!
01:22:41Look at that!
01:22:42Look at that!
01:22:43Look at that!
01:22:44Oh God, I blew the line, I can't...
01:22:51Check me out, Bat League!
01:22:54Cut, cut!
01:22:57You know what I need?
01:22:59I need three gallons of mineral water, I need about 16 martini olives, and I need enough
01:23:05hummus to cover this beautiful girl's entire body.
01:23:09You got that?
01:23:11You got that?
01:23:14Who's the bitch now?
01:23:17Hey man, you got a smoke now?
01:23:28How are you doing?
01:23:30Better now.
01:23:32Oh!
01:23:33Okay, cut.
01:23:34Oh, my God.
01:24:04Oh, my God.
01:24:34Oh, my God.
01:25:04Oh, my God.
01:25:34Oh, my God.
01:26:04Oh, my God.
01:26:06Oh, my God.
01:26:34Oh, my God.
01:27:04Oh, my God.
01:27:06Oh, my God.
01:27:34Oh, my God.
01:27:36Oh, my God.
01:28:04Oh, my God.
01:28:06Oh, my God.
01:28:16Oh, my God.
01:28:22Oh, my God.
01:28:26Your bad self
01:28:28Get up on this