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00:00Look up to the ocean, look up to the stars
00:03I want to watch you believe when this season goes
00:09You can still believe, still believe in your dreams
00:16In your dreams
00:19In your dreams
00:23In your dreams
00:30After her
00:31Quickly, she mustn't get away
00:40There's no escaping, princess
00:52You will marry me
00:54Never
00:55After her
00:56It's a dead end up there
01:14She's trapped, you better be right
01:17It's pointless to defy me, Teresa
01:30Now come, do your duty and return to our wedding
01:34If I can't marry the one I love, then I'll never marry at all
01:37I command you
01:37Stay where you are
01:38Stupid girl, what do you think you're doing?
01:40I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago
01:42I'm getting away from you
01:43This time you'll never catch me again
01:44Ever
01:45No!
01:53Cut!
01:54That was pathetic
01:55Where's Ben?
01:58What's the problem?
01:59The problem is that the dummy looks like a dummy
02:01It is a dummy
02:02I know it's a dummy
02:03But it's supposed to fall like it's a person
02:05I mean, look at it
02:06It didn't even sink
02:07It's just floating around like some cheap plastic doll
02:11No!
02:13No, darling
02:13It's actually quite accurate
02:15Bodies do float in real life
02:16It's the end side them, you see
02:19Daddy
02:19You're missing the point
02:21This is a film
02:22It's not real life
02:23If we want to save this castle
02:25We have to show the drama
02:26Not give people a biology lesson
02:28Yes
02:28Yes, of course, darling
02:30Alright, let's try this again
02:32And this time, can we please put some weight in the dummy?
02:35Lily, I have to get something to eat
02:37I'm starving
02:37Honestly, Sam
02:39Can't you hold it for 20 more minutes?
02:41No one else is hungry
02:42I am
02:43Me too
02:44I'm famished
02:45I'm sorry, sweetie
02:46But I have to go too
02:47It's nearly three
02:49And we've got tourists coming in
02:50I don't believe it
02:52Alright
02:53Anyone who feels like filling their stomachs
02:55Is more important than this film
02:57Feel free to leave now
03:00Traitors
03:03Here, Lily
03:03Relax, you're too stressed
03:05What am I going to do, Marcus?
03:09What's wrong with these people?
03:10Well, it has been eight hours since they've eaten
03:13Eight hours?
03:15What's eight hours?
03:16Don't they know we have a crisis on our hands?
03:18Don't they understand that what I'm doing is for them?
03:20You're an artist, Lily
03:21Artists are always misunderstood
03:23Tim, Marcus
03:24Thank goodness someone around here cares
03:26Can I get you something to eat?
03:28Right now I couldn't even look at food
03:30Okay
03:31Maybe a salad
03:34A few bits of lettuce or something
03:36No problem
03:37And pasta?
03:40A small bowl on the side would be lovely
03:41With bread, of course
03:43And a couple of eggs
03:44But make sure they've boiled for at least five minutes
03:47Got it?
03:48And a cake
03:48But just a small one
03:50It'll never work
03:58What?
03:59This film
03:59It's doomed
04:00Do you have to be so positive?
04:02I am positive
04:03Positive bits of turkey
04:04In case you're interested
04:06Although I understand completely if you aren't
04:08Mr Smarty Pants here
04:09Is my non-identical twin brother, Ben
04:12Actually, non-identical seriously understates it
04:16No one could be less like me than Ben
04:18Sometimes I can't even believe we're brother and sister
04:21Let alone twins
04:23Why won't it work?
04:25Who's going to pay good money to watch a second-rate amateur video
04:28About a princess no one's ever heard of
04:29And no one cares about?
04:31Apart from that?
04:32There is no apart from that
04:33There doesn't need to be an apart from that
04:35This whole thing is a waste of time
04:37Well, do you have any better ideas?
04:39Do you have any ideas?
04:41Give me time
04:41I've only been here a week
04:42That's still no reason to criticise the only person who's so far come up with something
04:46Good enough reason for me
04:47You know, Ben, you really should text and say
04:49Oh, Sophie, wait
04:50Let me help
04:51It's okay, I can manage
04:53In Australia, it's against the law not to help beautiful girls
04:56And which lucky dude gets his fodder prepared by the fairest hands in all Germany?
05:00Pudder?
05:01Who's it for?
05:02I think it's mine
05:02Marcus?
05:05Since when did you develop such a huge appetite?
05:07It's for Lily
05:07All this is for Lily?
05:09Directing a film takes enormous energy, you know
05:11Physically, emotionally
05:13It's like running a marathon
05:14Yeah, with all this inside her
05:15She could run to Africa
05:16Take good care of it, my man
05:18It's being personally prepared by a very close and dear friend of mine
05:22Look out!
05:31Ben, are you alright?
05:32I think so
05:33Yeah
05:34Yeah, I'll be fine
05:36What am I gonna tell Lily?
05:39By now you're probably thinking that this is the kind of place where very little goes right
05:44Right?
05:45Well, you'd be wrong
05:46The truth is, nothing goes right
05:48You don't believe me?
05:50Okay, check this out
05:52Welcome everyone
05:57Welcome to the home of the Van Haasburgs
06:00Where history meets the present
06:01And the present meets history
06:03Come along everyone
06:06Don't be shy
06:07Our castle ghosts are really quite tame
06:11Come along
06:14The castle tour awaits
06:16Where's everyone else?
06:23Walter, I pay you good money to bring busloads of tourists up here from the town
06:27Two people are not a busload
06:28No one else wanted to come
06:30Of course people wanted to come
06:32But they have to be told, we're here, don't they?
06:34Did you head out the leaflets?
06:36Did you display the poster?
06:37Did you talk to people?
06:38Sure
06:39So?
06:40Where are they?
06:42Well, that's them
06:43No one else was interested
06:44Incredible
06:45What's happening to this country?
06:48Doesn't anyone believe in culture?
06:50In history anymore?
06:54I'm sorry about the delay
06:55I'm sure you're both very eager for the two to get underway
06:58Ten euro seats, please
06:59Ten?
07:00You said five
07:01What?
07:02The driver said it was five euros each
07:04Why are you telling people the tickets are five euros?
07:11You know very well they cost ten
07:12Well, I had to drop the price
07:14Otherwise even they wouldn't come
07:16Walter, you and I are going to have a serious talk later
07:21I'm sorry
07:24I completely forgot that today is our special mid-month discount day
07:28Five euro seats, please
07:29It's not mid-month
07:30I'm sorry?
07:31Today's the fourth
07:32Why would you have a mid-month discount on the fourth?
07:35Well
07:35You got the prices of the tickets wrong
07:38You got the dates wrong
07:39Does anyone know how to do math around here?
07:42As you may know, the castle was built by the von Hasenborgs
07:46They had a special family tradition
07:49Of celebrating the middle of the month on the fourth
07:51What a stupid idea, can you believe that?
07:54Trust me, they did
07:55Five euro seats, please
07:57Thank you
08:00After you
08:01So, are you beginning to get a feeling about this place?
08:13Which, I guess, leads to the next question
08:15How did two, basically, normal teenagers from the Australian suburbs
08:20end up in a place like this?
08:22Oh, oh, ow
08:23Don't you think we should call a doctor?
08:26No, no, it's fine
08:28No doctor could give better treatment than you, Sophie
08:30Are you sure?
08:32Positive
08:32A couple of hours in your care and I'll be perfect
08:35Better than perfect
08:37Okay, let me rephrase that
08:40How did one, basically, normal teenager
08:43along with a totally shameless brother
08:45end up in a place like this?
08:47The answer to that coincides with one of my many hugely optimistic attempts
08:51to create the next global smash hit
08:54It feels so dangerous
08:57Hanging out with the enemy
09:01Don't it feel dangerous
09:05Playing around with me
09:09With me
09:12In the middle of the night is when we meet
09:23See, I've got one goal
09:26Gonna get you reach down deep in your soul
09:29Reach down deep in your soul
09:32Reach down deep in your soul?
09:36What kind of a line is that?
09:37I think it's a good line
09:38Oh, so what does it mean?
09:40Well, she's really into him
09:42But she's not sure he's been completely open with her
09:45So she's trying to reach him on a deeper level, right?
09:48Yeah, but his soul
09:49I mean, it's not like some sort of a bucket she can just reach into
09:52You are so literal minded
09:54Welcome to a typical Saturday afternoon in my LBE
09:57That's life before Europe
09:59My best friends, Lucy and Jack
10:01Are helping me write another one of our so far
10:03Not hugely appreciated songs
10:06I sit here and write the lyrics
10:07While they argue about them
10:09And try and come up with the tunes
10:10It looks chaotic
10:11Mainly because it is
10:13But it's kind of fun
10:14And sometimes we even actually finish a song
10:16We don't write based on opinion polls
10:18We write based on what we feel
10:20That's exactly what I'm saying
10:21Then why didn't you just say that?
10:22I just did
10:23Excuse me, creative ones
10:25You cannot interrupt now
10:26We are almost there
10:27That's what you said two weeks ago
10:29How come I'm still hearing the same tune?
10:30Ben
10:31You can't rush creativity
10:33Yeah, well, sorry guys
10:35But creativity is going to have to go on hold
10:37Mum wants to see us
10:38What for?
10:39Well, if I knew that
10:40I wouldn't have to drag you out here, would I?
10:45Since when does mum ask to see us?
10:47She's got something to say
10:48She just drops it on us at dinner or something
10:50Stop sounding so paranoid
10:51She probably just wants to tell us how fabulous we are
10:54In your dreams
10:55Sorry to pull you away from your friend, Sam
10:58We need to have a small talk
11:00What's the problem?
11:01There's no problem
11:02Quite the reverse, actually
11:04I've won the lottery
11:05What?
11:06What?
11:07That's unbelievable
11:08How much did you get?
11:09Not that lottery
11:10A much better one
11:12There's a better one?
11:13Will you stop teasing?
11:14What's going on?
11:15That research grant in Switzerland I applied for
11:17It's come through
11:18Oh, Brian, that's amazing
11:20Cool
11:20How good is that?
11:22Four whole months for me to be up close and personal
11:24With some of the planet's nastiest microbes
11:27Maybe not so cool
11:28Get out, it'll be a research scientist's paradise
11:30Yes, we are going to have a great time
11:33Sorry, did you say we?
11:35That's right, I'm going to
11:37We haven't had a holiday together for years
11:40It'll be a second honeymoon
11:41In a laboratory?
11:43It's in paradise
11:44Have you ever seen a prettier little town than this?
11:48Wow
11:48It's gorgeous
11:51I'm almost jealous
11:52This calls for a celebration
11:54Let's break out those chocolates you got for your birthday
11:57Hey, get your hands off those
11:58Hang on a minute, you two
12:00Aren't you forgetting something?
12:01As in?
12:02As in how this will affect you two?
12:05You don't have to worry about us
12:06You just go and have a good time with the bugs
12:08And we'll look after the house as if it's our own
12:10It is our own
12:11I know that
12:12You know what I mean
12:13Yeah, we do
12:14But we'd also like you to have a seat while we explain
12:16Explain what?
12:18Look, we know how capable you both are
12:20But unfortunately the law doesn't permit people of your age to live on your own
12:23Especially for four months
12:26You're not going to get someone to come and look after us, are you?
12:29Honestly, we don't need that
12:30We'd hate it
12:30No, it's something much more exciting
12:33Exciting?
12:35How exciting?
12:37Exactly
12:38Germany
12:39Germany
12:40Germany
12:41Why Germany?
12:42We have this kind of distant cousin there
12:44He's a relative of our father's
12:45I didn't know Brian was German
12:47Not Brian, a real father
12:48Before he died, obviously
12:50I still don't get it
12:52Why send you all the way to Germany
12:54When you could just come and stay at my place?
12:56We could
12:56Except the fact is, my dear Lucy
12:59You've got no culture
13:00Forget him, Liz
13:01I'm sorry?
13:01It's true
13:02Mum said so herself
13:03She did not
13:04And you are the last person to bag anyone about having no culture
13:07Our parents think we need to escape the narrow insular confines
13:11Of parochial Australian suburbia
13:13But we're not narrow and insular
13:14Are we?
13:15Don't ask me
13:16I don't even know what that means
13:17The point is
13:18The tickets are booked
13:19The stay's confirmed
13:20Everything's organised
13:21But won't this cost a bomb?
13:23How will you pay for it?
13:24That's exactly what I asked
13:25Won't this cost a bomb?
13:27How will you pay for it?
13:28Out of the savings for your education
13:29But this isn't an education
13:31You won't get a certificate for it
13:32But you will get an education in a broader sense
13:35What does that mean?
13:37That's exactly what I asked
13:39What does that mean?
13:40You won't know till you've experienced it
13:42Uh, you couldn't be a little more precise, could you?
13:44What if it's terrible?
13:45I don't want to experience something terrible
13:46Oh, come on
13:47It'll be an adventure
13:48You're going to have more fun than you could possibly imagine
13:52You know what?
13:54I hate to say this
13:55But I'm actually envious
13:56Lucy
13:57I am
13:58I'd love to spend four months in another country
14:00I think it'd be amazing
14:02Yeah, okay
14:02But you don't need to say that
14:03I mean, we are losing a songwriting partner here, you know
14:05Oh, yeah
14:06But not for a while, though
14:08Like
14:08When do you leave?
14:10The day after tomorrow?
14:13What?
14:15What are we going to do about our assignment?
14:17We're supposed to submit it in six weeks
14:20Mum spoke to the school
14:21They've agreed to an extension till the end of the year
14:23She's thought of everything, hasn't she?
14:25Everything
14:26Jack, Lucy and I do music class together
14:29The good thing is that we can work on our songs
14:31The bad thing is that we actually have to finish something in order to pass
14:34We aren't exactly what you'd call great finishers
14:38Come on
14:39Four months is such a long time
14:42It's going to be hard without you around
14:44But I will be around
14:46We'll still talk
14:47Send notes
14:48Sort files
14:49I'll still keep working on things while I'm away
14:52But it won't be the same, though, will it?
14:56I'm so going to miss you
14:57Me too
14:59But hey
15:01Four months is nothing
15:04Four months is just
15:06Well, you know
15:09A lifetime
15:12The good thing about leaving for a trip quickly
15:26Is that you don't have time to dwell on any sad feelings
15:29Come to think of it
15:36You don't have time to dwell on any feelings
15:38Before we knew it
15:41We were out the door
15:42We weren't on our way to
15:42Actually, we weren't really sure what we were on our way to
15:46Do you really think it's going to be an adventure?
16:04It better be
16:05Otherwise, we'll sue
16:06Not even you would sue your own mother
16:09You're right
16:10We'll trade her in for a new laptop
16:11A lot less paperwork
16:13So, here we are
16:20One week into our adventure
16:22At least, I think it's an adventure
16:24It's definitely different to anything else I've ever done
16:26That's for sure
16:27Back to work, everyone
16:29Lily wants to get started
16:30Sorry, gotta go
16:31When Princess Lily calls, no one disobeys
16:34Ben, that includes you
16:37Sorry Marcus, I don't think I can make it
16:41My head's killing me
16:42Stand by for one of my brother's more embarrassing performances
16:45You have to get the dummy ready for take two
16:47I can barely move
16:48It's okay Ben, I'll help you
16:51Are you sure?
16:52I hate to burden you
16:53Honestly, it's not a problem
16:54Here, lean on me
16:56We'll go together
16:57Comfortable?
16:59In your hands, I couldn't be anything else
17:01Don't say I didn't warn you
17:03Service please!
17:07It's okay
17:08I'll be alright
17:09You go
17:10I'm sorry
17:11What are you doing?
17:17Helping you
17:18Yeah, put your armour up my shoulder
17:20Actually, Marcus, my head's much better
17:21Thanks
17:22So quickly
17:23Yeah, yeah
17:23It's an oxygen thing, you know
17:25Now I'm full of it
17:27You're full of it, alright
17:33You are such a fake
17:34Sam, I've just had a very traumatic experience
17:37So the least you could do is give me some sympathy
17:39Yes, the crew are here, finally
17:43What about Ben and Sam?
17:45They should be with you any minute
17:46I don't want them here, Marcus
17:47They're supposed to be up on the balcony
17:49Where's Daddy?
17:50He's still with us tourists
17:51We'll find him, will you?
17:52And tell him we need him, now
17:54On my way
17:55Sam, why are you here?
17:58Uh, Marcus said to...
18:00Never mind
18:00Why isn't Ben with you?
18:02He's gone to the loo
18:03He's had the whole lunch break to go to the loo
18:05Please, up on the balcony
18:07All of you
18:09Amateurs, I'm surrounded by amateurs
18:13Oh, I'm sure this will interest you
18:21The Princess Therese
18:23In order to escape the clutches of the Duke of Saxony
18:27Threw herself off the castle walls
18:29Into the moat below
18:30Let us now move forward 50 years in time
18:43To when the von Hasenburgs became one of the most famous families in all year
18:46You'll notice some extremely fascinating changes in the architectural styles
18:51Here is a particularly marvelous example of what I'm talking about
18:56Look at the detail in this ceiling
18:59I'm sure you've never seen anything like this before
19:02Hello?
19:07Hello?
19:11Hello?
19:22Look at this
19:23We'll help the princess in distress
19:27Please hurry
19:31We'll start to stay there soon
19:33Have you seen the Baron?
19:35No, sorry
19:35Are you sure we have enough tape left?
19:41Yeah, I'm sure
19:41Where is everyone?
19:43Come here, my love
19:45Oh no, Ivetoo
19:46I will never be yours
19:48Well, there's Sam now
19:49Good
19:50Stand by, please
19:52Standing by
19:53You haven't seen the particularly obnoxious-looking teenagers, have you?
19:59No, no one
20:00Pity
20:00I was hoping they'd fallen downstairs
20:03Lily wants to shoot the next shot now
20:05Are you ready?
20:07Why not?
20:09Roll camera
20:09Rolling
20:10Action
20:12Brilliant, did you get it?
20:28Got it
20:28That's what I call a real fall
20:30I think that was a real fall
20:32Help, please
20:35You have to help him, he can't swim
20:38What?
20:38Help, please
20:40Ben!
20:44Take it easy, I've got the extra weights
20:46You have to help the guy in the water
20:47Help, please
20:49I'm not doing that
20:51I'm not even in costume
20:52Forget the film, he can't swim
20:54You have to help him, hurry
20:56Help
20:57That's hard
21:00Please help
21:02I can't swim, please
21:05Help, please
21:06This is getting better and better
21:07Are you getting all this?
21:08Getting here
21:09Please help
21:10Help
21:11Please help somebody
21:13You're okay
21:15Let's relax
21:17Actually, Lily, this rescue isn't historically true
21:24Marcus, it's the drama of the history that matters
21:27Not the facts
21:28Is that really ethical?
21:30Who cares?
21:31Everyone else does it
21:32Stop being such a fuddy-duddy, Marcus
21:35I can't believe it
21:48This is more than we could hope for in our wildest dreams
21:50I'm afraid not, darling
21:51That ghastly boy's father is one of Germany's top lawyers
21:54He says he's going to sue us for everything we own
21:56And have me sent to prison
21:58What?
21:58He says it's our fault that he fell
22:00It wasn't our fault
22:01He shouldn't even have been on the balcony
22:03Unfortunately, he doesn't see it that way
22:04This is terrible
22:06What can we do?
22:07Leave it to me
22:07I'll talk to him
22:09Good stuff, Ben
22:13You were great
22:14Not bad for a faker, eh?
22:15Well, you have to admit
22:17You were laying it on pretty thick with Sophie
22:18True
22:19But you can't blame me for trying
22:21You're terrible
22:22You know that, don't you?
22:23No, but he's perfect
22:24So
22:29We have a deal, then?
22:32Okay
22:32What happened?
22:38What did he say?
22:39There won't be any problems
22:41But how can you be so sure?
22:43I pointed out that he's now the star of the climax to a film that will be seen for many years to come
22:48He agreed to drop charges if we provide him with a free copy of the film once it's finished
22:53Well, that's brilliant
22:55Thank you
22:56Marcus, I had no idea you could be so forceful
22:59I'm truly impressed
23:00Thank you
23:01When will the film be finished, by the way?
23:03Oh
23:03This year
23:05Next year
23:06Maybe the one after
23:06You can't wish creativity, Marcus
23:09So welcome to our world for the next four months
23:13The question is, can we survive it?
23:16There's only one answer to that
23:17Watch this space
23:19We're not doing this
23:23Because there's only a question is
23:23Don't shoot me
23:25Hello
23:26You
23:26You
23:26Please
23:27Please