As a reward from a jilted millionairess, Barry Davis (Corey Haim) is given the $100,000 Porsche of the unfaithful husband. Unknown to Davis and the wife, the body of the husband is in the Porsche. The killer tries in vein to recover the body before it is discovered.
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00:06:00I'll stay out here all night if I have to.
00:06:02You want to tell me what this is all about?
00:06:28Oh, come on, Jack. You know exactly what this is about.
00:06:30I'm afraid I can't help you. You dug yourself in pretty deep.
00:06:37What the hell are you doing?
00:06:42Lance, Lance, we can fix this thing.
00:06:47I'll transfer the funds right into that account first thing in the morning. Nobody has to know.
00:06:51Really? You do that for me, huh?
00:06:53Yes. I don't think so.
00:06:55Of course I will.
00:06:56I think it's too late, Jack.
00:07:00Remember how you're always telling me how stupid I am?
00:07:02Lance.
00:07:03How I don't think big enough?
00:07:07Guess what, Jack?
00:07:09You're wrong.
00:07:10You're dead wrong.
00:07:13You're dead wrong.
00:07:13You're dead wrong.
00:07:17You're dead wrong.
00:07:18You're dead wrong.
00:07:19You're dead wrong.
00:07:19You're dead wrong.
00:07:20You're dead wrong.
00:07:20You're dead wrong.
00:07:21You're dead wrong.
00:07:22You're dead wrong.
00:07:22You're dead wrong.
00:07:23You're dead wrong.
00:07:23You're dead wrong.
00:07:24You're dead wrong.
00:07:25You're dead wrong.
00:07:26You're dead wrong.
00:07:27You're dead wrong.
00:07:28You're dead wrong.
00:07:29Oh, my God.
00:07:59Come on.
00:08:29Come on.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:29They're still here.
00:09:34I'll be right back.
00:09:36I'll move the car around.
00:09:37They're already gone.
00:10:04Why don't you take the Rolls home?
00:10:06I'll take the Porsche.
00:10:08It'll be over my dead body before he ever steps foot in that car again.
00:10:11Gentlemen, this next week is going to be absolute hell for you.
00:10:40There's a reason for that.
00:10:41See, nothing like the Marines.
00:10:44We're only looking for a few good men.
00:10:48So if you think you've been scared before, if you think that you've been humiliated before, and if you think you've been treated like crap before, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:10:59I realize this may make us sound like we're a bunch of crazed sadists.
00:11:06But gentlemen, nothing could be further from the truth.
00:11:12You see, we have a philosophy here.
00:11:15We believe the harder we believe the harder we make it for you to get in, the more you're going to love and remember epsilon, delta, sigma.
00:11:25And damn it, we don't want you guys to ever forget epsilon, delta, sigma.
00:11:31Right, guys?
00:11:32Yeah!
00:11:34Epsilon, delta, sigma!
00:11:36Epsilon, delta, sigma!
00:11:37Epsilon, delta, sigma!
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:39Woo!
00:11:40Yeah!
00:11:41Yeah!
00:11:42All right!
00:11:42Mr. Davis.
00:11:52Sir.
00:11:54Can you tell me what this is, please?
00:11:56Uh, it's a marshmallow, sir.
00:11:58Very good, Mr. Davis.
00:12:01But you're only half right.
00:12:04You see, this is not just a marshmallow.
00:12:08This is a memory.
00:12:10And I guarantee you, from now on, when you see one of these guys, you will never forget this night.
00:12:17And you will never forget epsilon, delta, sigma.
00:12:24And now, Tony Giussetti, last year's marshmallow open champion, will explain to you what we'd like you to do with your marshmallows.
00:12:36Tony.
00:12:36Tony.
00:12:37Tony.
00:12:40It's simple.
00:12:41You just bite down on the marshmallow with your bare cheeks and run all the way to the finish line.
00:12:47And then, after close observation by our judges,
00:12:52If they determine you first, across that line, with your passenger, you will be given the rare and distinctive opportunity of being declared this year's marshmallow open run champion!
00:13:08Thank you, and good luck.
00:13:14Thank you, Tony.
00:13:17There is one thing, however, gentlemen, that Tony forgot to mention.
00:13:20You see, as a club, we feel this need to be innovative, to be creative, so we decided we're going to add a little flavor to the race this year.
00:13:31And all losers must now eat their marshmallows.
00:13:39Gentlemen, drop your drawers to your ankles, and Johnson, give these boys their marshmallows.
00:13:45Is there anyone here who, uh, does not know what to do with their marshmallow now?
00:13:51All right.
00:13:52Let's go.
00:13:53Get ready, get set, go!
00:13:54Yeah!
00:13:55Woo-hoo!
00:13:56Yeah!
00:13:57Oh, man.
00:13:57Yeah!
00:13:58Yeah!
00:13:58Yeah!
00:14:14Still working on that thing?
00:14:16Yeah.
00:14:16Yeah.
00:14:24Hello?
00:14:42Hello?
00:14:43Who is this?
00:14:48How long are you two going to go on like this?
00:14:51Look, niece, you don't take a girl like Robin out in a bug.
00:14:54She doesn't work.
00:14:56Well, that's deep, Davis.
00:14:59So you, so you get a hot car, and all your problems are solved, right?
00:15:03Can't hurt.
00:15:04How do you know she's going for you, and not the car?
00:15:08Look, niece, I'll take Robin any way to get her.
00:15:12You're a very secure individual, Davis.
00:15:17You know, she's going to be rushing Lambda Delta Delta.
00:15:20There are teammates for the Ultra Bowl.
00:15:23I've got to figure something out.
00:15:24Where are you going?
00:15:31I've got to go home.
00:15:32I've got to drive my family to the airport in the morning.
00:15:34They're going out of town.
00:15:35I'm house-sitting.
00:15:35Want to come over?
00:15:37Ah, thanks, but I've got to get this paper done.
00:15:40So, um, how's the pledging coming?
00:15:43That's great.
00:15:44No, niece, you're rushed.
00:15:45I was going to, until I heard what they did to that guy they chased all the way up to Oregon last year.
00:15:50It's just a rumor, niece.
00:15:53Okay, it's true.
00:15:54I swear it.
00:15:56My cousin is best friends with the guy's girl.
00:15:59Those guys are sick.
00:16:00They're going to kill somebody one of these days.
00:16:03Uh, yeah, okay.
00:16:04I've got to go.
00:16:05I'll see you later, niece.
00:16:07Ziba?
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:38Jeannie.
00:16:48Who is this, honey?
00:16:49Honey, can you come change this to Channel 4?
00:16:51I want to catch Mark Eubanks' weather, and this remote thing's not working.
00:16:56Hey, you guys still up?
00:16:57Hi, honey.
00:16:59Can you stay your night?
00:17:00Yeah, Mike, I just have laundry to do.
00:17:03I'm glad you're here.
00:17:05So, hey, Dad, has, uh, has a new TV?
00:17:08Oh, it's great.
00:17:09I can't get this thing to work, though.
00:17:11A remote?
00:17:12Well, uh, I'll fix that over the, uh, weekend.
00:17:14Okay?
00:17:15You know, before I forget, could you tune the piano for us tomorrow?
00:17:22Um, uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:17:24Why, what's, what's going on?
00:17:25Oh, Chuck's nephew's getting married.
00:17:27He's got to go to the reception.
00:17:29Oh, well, yeah, sure.
00:17:30No problem, Dad.
00:17:31After you drop us off at the airport, it's in East Valley.
00:17:33You can just scoot on over from there.
00:17:35I'll give you all the info tomorrow.
00:17:37Okay.
00:17:38Thanks, Jan.
00:17:39Great kid.
00:17:40So how you doing, Mom?
00:17:42Honey, look it, I cooked you some food, so just pop it in the microwave whenever you get hungry, okay?
00:17:47Oh, great, thanks.
00:17:48Jeannie!
00:17:49What is it, honey?
00:17:50Hon, I'm missing Lee Roderick Sports.
00:17:53Would you be a doll and come turn us to Channel 5?
00:17:55Just a minute, honey.
00:17:57And you didn't forget the coffee, did you, and that great cake of yours?
00:18:00No, honey, it's coming.
00:18:02Brilliant, Mom.
00:18:03I'm going to crash, okay?
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05Okay, Mom.
00:18:07Good night.
00:18:08Good morning.
00:18:08Good morning.
00:18:11Gary?
00:18:12Yeah, Mom?
00:18:13Have you ever eaten marshmallows?
00:18:15Don't ask.
00:18:18Here, honey.
00:18:18Good night, Mom.
00:18:19Good night.
00:18:49Now, the car will be ready a week from Thursday, okay?
00:19:08Hey, Dad.
00:19:10Jeannie, could you help with the luggage, honey?
00:19:12I want to get Barry some last-minute instructions.
00:19:14Now, here's a map on how to get to the house.
00:19:16Do a real good job.
00:19:17We've been doing their pianos for listening to me.
00:19:19I am, Dad.
00:19:20We've been doing their pianos for a long time, and I want to continue.
00:19:22Now, these people are really loaded.
00:19:25You'll notice when you see the house.
00:19:27Good job.
00:19:27They give you a big tip.
00:19:28I will.
00:19:29Anything else, honey?
00:19:30Mom?
00:19:30You know where we're staying?
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:32You have enough money.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:34Oh, your dad forgot to take out the garbage, so take it out so the house doesn't stick.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:38Look, do your mom a favor and fix it, damn remote control, will you?
00:19:41I will.
00:19:41Let me help with you.
00:19:42No, no, no, champ.
00:19:43We got it.
00:19:43You've done it, girl.
00:19:45Have a good time.
00:19:46We love you.
00:19:46All right.
00:19:47I love you, too.
00:19:47Bye, Mom.
00:19:48I love you.
00:19:49Yes.
00:19:49All right.
00:19:50We'll call you.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:51I'll call you, too.
00:20:12Can I help you?
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14I'm here for the piano.
00:20:15Come on through, please.
00:20:16Thanks.
00:20:17I'm here for the piano.
00:20:46When you're done with that, you can get started on mine, okay?
00:21:15I guess not.
00:21:21Anyway, by the time I got there, they'd already gone.
00:21:26Your father never came home last night.
00:21:30Are you expecting somebody?
00:21:32Oh, I completely forgot the piano tuner?
00:21:35I completely forgot the piano tuner.
00:21:39Hi.
00:21:39I'm here to tune piano.
00:21:41Oh, of course.
00:21:42In the living room.
00:21:42I'm here for the cinema.
00:21:43Thanks.
00:22:12And he's never going to see any of it.
00:22:15Ever.
00:22:21You're not too bright, are you?
00:22:28Thank you for listening.
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:33And if we hear anything from Dad, I'll call you right away.
00:22:39You're fine.
00:22:40If I loved your family...
00:22:43I will.
00:22:57Finished?
00:22:58Yes, ma'am.
00:23:07Terrific.
00:23:08Oh, thanks.
00:23:10And your check.
00:23:11Great.
00:23:14Oh, Mrs. Chamberlain, this is way too much.
00:23:18Oh, nonsense.
00:23:19You did a fine job.
00:23:21Thanks.
00:23:24Listen, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop.
00:23:27I kind of heard what was said.
00:23:30I just thought I'd tell you, um, I think your husband's making a big mistake.
00:23:35You do, huh?
00:23:37Mm-hmm.
00:23:39That's very sweet.
00:23:42Let's see if we've got some jumper cables in here.
00:24:10I'll create things.
00:24:11I'll create things.
00:24:11I'll create things.
00:24:18I'll create things.
00:24:50This is what you need?
00:25:04Yeah, this is all I need.
00:25:06Oh, excuse me.
00:25:07Uh, yes, yes.
00:25:08These are, uh, these are fine.
00:25:12This thing is so hot.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:16It's quite a car, all right.
00:25:18It has an air-cooled...
00:25:19Boxer six-cylinder alloy engine.
00:25:22Yeah, I know.
00:25:22It, uh, reaches, uh, 0 to 16 in 6.1 seconds.
00:25:26You really do know a lot about this car.
00:25:29This thing is a dream machine.
00:25:31I had it specially designed for my husband.
00:25:35I gave it to him for his birthday last week.
00:25:39It's his prized possession.
00:25:41Would you like to have a car like this?
00:25:54Oh, yeah.
00:25:55And you, who wouldn't?
00:25:57I want you to have it.
00:26:01Excuse me?
00:26:02I'm giving you this car.
00:26:05You can't do that.
00:26:06Like hell, I can't.
00:26:08I paid $100,000 cash for it,
00:26:10and I'll be damned if he's gonna drive that slut all over hell in it.
00:26:15Well, do you want the car or not?
00:26:21Oh, she...
00:26:22I can't.
00:26:25All right.
00:26:26I'll just have to give it to somebody else.
00:26:28Why didn't I think of this before?
00:26:30Wait, wait, Miss Chamberlain, uh, you...
00:26:34You're serious?
00:26:36I've never been more serious in my life.
00:26:41Well, uh...
00:26:43Okay, I, uh, I accept your offer.
00:26:47Great!
00:26:51I'll get the paperwork.
00:26:52Stay here.
00:26:52Okay, uh, wait, wait, wait.
00:26:53Uh, tell you what.
00:26:55Uh, a pixel for a Porsche
00:26:57in exchange for a free piano tune-up.
00:27:00What do you say?
00:27:03You don't have to do that.
00:27:05I want to.
00:27:06It's my pleasure.
00:27:07I think it's only fair.
00:27:08Here you go.
00:27:11That's very sweet.
00:27:14Uh, yeah, yeah, you're welcome.
00:27:17Wait here.
00:27:18I'll be right back.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:23You're welcome.
00:27:25I got a Porsche.
00:27:30I got a dream machine.
00:27:34See you next time.
00:28:04The power shooting through me like I can't believe. I can feel the rhythm taking hold of me. It's more than just a dream in my dream I see. I'm still in a good dream. Better keep your eyes on me. I'm one last step away from how I want to be.
00:28:30From a romantic king used to be a fantasy. Dreams come true for me and my dream I see.
00:28:42No hard feelings, officer. I mean, I had no idea I was going that fast. Besides, you guys have a thankless job and I think I should be the one that says thank you. Besides, this is my first ticket. Feels kind of good. 100 miles power.
00:29:12The power shooting through the metal in my dream machine. Things are looking better than they've ever been.
00:29:24I can still remember how it used to be. Women only loving in my make-believe. But now it's the real thing. Thanks to my dream machine.
00:29:42Whoa, yeah!
00:29:44Whoa, yeah!
00:29:45Whoa, yeah!
00:29:47Whoa, yeah!
00:30:07Hello?
00:30:09Hey, Mese, Mese, Barry, check out the new Batmobile, pal.
00:30:12Where are you?
00:30:13Where do you think I am? I'm down here.
00:30:18Where the hell did you get that?
00:30:21I just happened to be at the right place at the right time.
00:30:26Sounds great.
00:30:28Whose is it?
00:30:30Mies, look.
00:30:31The thing is mine. Pink slips.
00:30:35Come on.
00:30:37You're kidding me.
00:30:39Look, Mies, I gotta go take care of a few things.
00:30:41I'll tell you what.
00:30:42I'll come back later, we'll pick up the bug, and I'll tell you all about it, okay?
00:30:46Uh, Barry?
00:30:47Bear?
00:30:49Guess what?
00:30:52Oh, Mies, what did you do?
00:30:54Your wonderful frat thought I was you.
00:30:57I'm gonna have those jerks thrown off campus.
00:31:00By the time they figured out I wasn't you, it was too late.
00:31:03Look at this.
00:31:05I look like a monk.
00:31:07Oh.
00:31:09They left a message.
00:31:10They got something real special planned for you.
00:31:14Well, you didn't tell them where I was staying, did you?
00:31:16Uh, no, but they'll figure it out.
00:31:21Well, it ain't that bad.
00:31:23I like it.
00:31:24I do.
00:31:27I look like Fryer Tuck.
00:31:32Hello?
00:31:33Hi, hi, hi, is Robin there, please?
00:31:35Uh, no, she's over at the school tennis court.
00:31:37Okay, thanks.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:58Come on, Danny, come on, Danny.
00:32:00Six-four.
00:32:01Ready?
00:32:02Pinkley.
00:32:02Yes.
00:32:03Come on, Danny.
00:32:05Okay, ladies, I don't need to tell you this is a tie match.
00:32:21The score is 6-5.
00:32:24It's Hinkley's advantage.
00:32:25Marchbank's, you serve.
00:32:30Hi, Robin.
00:32:33Ball.
00:32:34All right, nice backhand, Robin.
00:32:50Match.
00:32:51Pinkley.
00:32:52Thank you, ladies.
00:32:53Nice game.
00:32:57Nice match, Robin.
00:32:58Nice match, Robin.
00:32:58Nice match.
00:32:58Nice match, Robin.
00:33:04Do you realize that your little prank just cost me a trip to Hawaii with the team next weekend?
00:33:18You said you like my backhand.
00:33:20Wait till you see my overhead smash.
00:33:22Hey, what you got in that hunk of din?
00:33:45I know!
00:33:48Let's go!
00:34:18Hey, Miss. I'll be right back, okay? Thanks.
00:36:18Listen to me. I want another chance. I'll pay it all back. Whatever it takes, I'll make it right.
00:36:23You expose me, Jack. This is gonna make you look bad, too. Call me.
00:36:27Jack, what happened last night? Is something wrong? I love you. Call me.
00:36:35See the hood release.
00:36:47Hey, Dad. Dad, listen, listen. I've been wanting to speak to you all day.
00:37:13Hi, that's great, Barry. I don't have time to talk. We're running a little late. Listen, can you do me a favor? Your mom left a letter on the fridge that has to be mailed tonight. Can you get it out of express mail? You've only got about 20 minutes to think. That's a little tight, honey.
00:37:25I wish you'd learn to tie your own ties. I wish you'd learn to tie your own ties. I could shoot your mother for spoiling your kids, so...
00:37:29I'm with you, Barry. Yeah. It's a little tight, Jenny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, honey!
00:37:36Sorry.
00:37:37Let me help you with that, honey.
00:37:39Here.
00:37:39Hi, Barry. It's your mom. You didn't forget to take out the garbage. Okay. All right. Here's Daddy.
00:37:47Okay. Listen, Barry. You've only got 18 minutes. Yeah. All right. Dad, I'll speak to you later. Bye.
00:37:54Is everything okay at home?
00:37:55Oh, yeah. He said Mrs. Chamberlain gave me my turbocharged Porsche for turning the piano.
00:38:00A what?
00:38:02Porsche. I wonder.
00:38:03I wonder.
00:38:09I wonder.
00:38:39Hello.
00:38:43Is this where Barry Davis, the piano tuner, lives?
00:38:45You got the wrong number.
00:38:57Hello.
00:38:58Is this where Barry Davis, the piano tuner, lives?
00:39:01What? Who the hell is this?
00:39:07Sweetheart.
00:39:09Why aren't you in bed?
00:39:13I won't be much longer.
00:39:15You look so tired, honey.
00:39:18Why don't you come to bed?
00:39:21I'm sure whatever you're doing can wait until the morning.
00:39:23I'll be right there.
00:39:24You go back to bed.
00:39:29Lance, uh...
00:39:30I'm really worried about Mother.
00:39:34I've been trying for hours to reach her, and all I'm getting is a busy signal.
00:39:38You know how your mother is.
00:39:40Maybe she left the phone off the hook.
00:39:42Now, quit worrying and go back to bed.
00:39:44You're probably right.
00:39:50Okay.
00:39:52I'll hurry to bed, okay?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:55Yeah.
00:39:55I'll be right there.
00:39:56I'm sorry, honey.
00:39:58I don't know.
00:39:59I don't know.
00:40:00I don't know.
00:40:00I don't know.
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:01But it's time I need to go.
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:02I don't want to go.
00:40:02I don't know.
00:40:03I don't know.
00:40:33I don't know.
00:41:03What a sicko, man.
00:41:11What a sicko, man.
00:41:41Oh, I love my parents' bed.
00:41:46So comfortable.
00:42:11Oh, I love my parents' bed.
00:42:41Oh, I love my parents' bed.
00:43:11Oh, I love my parents' bed.
00:43:15Yes, Mr. Davis, what is it?
00:43:17I'm just curious to know if you guys really get a two-touchdown head start.
00:43:21That's correct.
00:43:22If any of you guys have a problem with that, please feel free to register your complaint with Thurman Williams.
00:43:26Thurman, could you come forward, please, so they can see who you are?
00:43:28Oh, I see.
00:43:33Oh, no, no, two-touchdown head start sounds fun to me.
00:43:38All right, great.
00:43:39So if you guys would turn in your valuables, form your teams and head to the center of the field, we can get started.
00:43:44Any questions?
00:43:44No, no, no, no, we're ready.
00:43:47Let's go.
00:43:48All right, let's go.
00:43:52Oh, hi, Robin.
00:43:56Come on, DC.
00:44:08Come on.
00:44:09Boom.
00:44:11Boom.
00:44:12Boom.
00:44:12Bye.
00:44:12Man, it's so deep that I can't scratch it.
00:44:19Never been to make those streets.
00:44:23It could be you.
00:44:29I've got a fever when we and you my catches.
00:44:34If there's a relief to this heat
00:44:40I think it could be you
00:44:42It could be you
00:44:46It could be you
00:44:49I got a feeling you feel it too
00:44:54It's got me to think it
00:44:56It could be you
00:44:59It could be you
00:45:04It could be you
00:45:06I get to feel you when you're all around
00:45:11Like I've been lost and found
00:45:14It could be you
00:45:34Guys, did you get it for me?
00:45:51Guys, shall we?
00:46:04Let's do it
00:46:05Hold on to your foot
00:46:07All right
00:46:12Bring your pig over
00:46:15Hey!
00:46:17What's going on?
00:46:19What do you think you're doing?
00:46:20Give me the keys
00:46:21Who are you to ask for these keys?
00:46:26I'm a friend of Barry's
00:46:27Give me the keys
00:46:28Oh, you're a friend of Barry's?
00:46:30You know, you should have just said that
00:46:31Takeaways
00:46:33All right, you little wise ass
00:46:41You've had your fun
00:46:42Now give them to me
00:46:44All right
00:46:45Relax
00:46:47If it means that much to you, just take them
00:46:48As well
00:46:49Four minutes to play
00:47:00Four minutes
00:47:01Four minutes to play
00:47:02Four minutes to play
00:47:03Four minutes to play
00:47:04Four minutes to play
00:47:05Four minutes to play
00:47:06Four minutes to play
00:47:07Four minutes to play
00:47:08I've got a niche so deep
00:47:11That I can't scratch it
00:47:13Never been an egg so sweet
00:47:19It could be you
00:47:21I've got the cure in reach
00:47:28But I can't grab it
00:47:31Only one thing it could be
00:47:37It could be you
00:47:39Two minutes
00:47:42Two minutes
00:47:43All right
00:47:44Second down
00:47:45We're going to fake pass
00:47:46I'm going to sweep left, okay?
00:47:47Come on now
00:47:48I've got to have a lot of blocking
00:47:49Let's go
00:47:49I'm free
00:47:50Ready?
00:47:51Break!
00:47:52Yeah!
00:47:58Look, there's no draw in this game, all right?
00:48:16If we don't score this possession, they win automatic
00:48:18Let's go for the gold
00:48:20Yeah
00:48:20All right, Robin, I want you in the end zone
00:48:23Hey
00:48:23Bear, I'm going to fake a sweep
00:48:25Turn around, throw back to you
00:48:26And I want you to hit her in the end zone
00:48:27You got it?
00:48:28Got it
00:48:28If we want to win this game, have someone else throw it
00:48:31Wait, wait, what's that supposed to mean?
00:48:33You can't throw that far
00:48:34Yeah, what do you want to bet?
00:48:36Name it
00:48:37Rest of the day with you
00:48:38Forget it
00:48:40Oh, so that means you think I can throw that far
00:48:43All right, come on, Robin
00:48:47Put up or shut up
00:48:48You're on
00:48:50Okay, on three
00:48:52Ready?
00:48:53Break!
00:48:54Let's go!
00:48:54Come on!
00:48:55Come on!
00:48:56Come on!
00:48:57Come on!
00:48:58Come on!
00:48:59Come on!
00:49:00Come on!
00:49:01Come on!
00:49:02Come on!
00:49:03Come on!
00:49:04Come on!
00:49:05Come on!
00:49:06Come on!
00:49:07Come on!
00:49:08Come on!
00:49:09Come on!
00:49:10Come on!
00:49:11Come on!
00:49:12Come on!
00:49:13Come on!
00:49:14Come on!
00:49:15Come on!
00:49:16Come on!
00:49:17Come on!
00:49:18Come on!
00:49:19Come on!
00:49:20Come on!
00:49:21Come on!
00:50:52I love you, Perry.
00:50:57I can hardly wait.
00:51:02Today you'll be mine.
00:51:11I love you.
00:51:16I can hardly wait.
00:51:21Today you'll be mine.
00:51:28Today you'll be mine.
00:51:33What's the boy's name?
00:51:41Mary Davis.
00:51:42He lives in that corner.
00:51:43I don't know how I let you talk me into this.
00:51:49Look, don't worry.
00:51:50You didn't pay for it.
00:51:54I don't know.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:03I don't know.
00:52:04Come.
00:52:07Hi. I brought the bug back.
00:52:28Nice. I'm glad it's you.
00:52:30Hey, listen, come on in. Today's the big day.
00:52:33It smells like something died out there.
00:52:35Oh, yeah, I know. I gotta take out the garbage.
00:52:37Well, if you love your family, you will.
00:52:43So, uh, what are you doing there?
00:52:45I'm just trying to fix this thing.
00:52:47Oh, I styled my hair different.
00:52:49You did style your hair, me.
00:52:51It's a definite style. Here, watch this. Watch this.
00:52:56I don't know. We're done this thing all day.
00:52:59This thing's no help. I'm gonna try it.
00:53:02It counts today that arm stocks will continue...
00:53:08Davis, it works.
00:53:14Hi.
00:53:15Hi.
00:53:16Are you Barry Davis?
00:53:17Yes, sir, I am.
00:53:18I'm Jack Chamberlain.
00:53:19Oh, hi.
00:53:20May I come in?
00:53:21Oh, yeah, sir. Come on in.
00:53:22Uh, Barry, uh, I need to talk to you alone.
00:53:27Uh, sure. Okay.
00:53:29All right.
00:53:31Let me get right to the point, Barry.
00:53:34I want my car back.
00:53:35My wife and I have been with our attorney all morning, you know, trying to resolve this thing.
00:53:41And he assures us that, legally, the car is still ours.
00:53:45And that we can get it back through the courts.
00:53:48But frankly, Barry, we don't want that any more than you do.
00:53:51And we're the kind of people that like to pay for our mistakes.
00:53:55In local news, Mrs. Margo Chamberlain was found dead at her palatial estate yesterday.
00:54:01Cause of death appears to be accidental, but police...
00:54:03$15,000 there.
00:54:06Well, uh, you don't have to do that.
00:54:08No, no, no, it's my pleasure.
00:54:10See, my main concern is that you feel okay about all of this.
00:54:14Uh, I mean, I'm starting to feel a little better.
00:54:17Mrs. Chamberlain was the only surviving heir to the Westerman fortune,
00:54:21the famous international hotel chain.
00:54:23She is survived by her husband, Jack Chamberlain, and a daughter, Mrs. Lance Harper.
00:54:28Mr. Chamberlain is reportedly out of the country on business and could not be reached.
00:54:33That ought to help with your college education.
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yeah, let me get your key here.
00:54:37Uh-huh.
00:54:38Oh, yes, uh, Mies, this is Mrs. Chamberlain.
00:54:40Mrs. Chamberlain, this is Mies.
00:54:42Hi.
00:54:43Mies?
00:54:44Hi.
00:54:45Uh, I'm really sorry about your wife.
00:54:47I just heard about it a second ago on the TV.
00:54:51Uh, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's your hair, Mies?
00:54:54She's dead.
00:54:55They, uh, found her body early this morning.
00:54:59Barry, I really have to go.
00:55:00Can I have the keys, please?
00:55:02You, you told me you were out with her this morning.
00:55:04Wait, what do you mean she's dead?
00:55:05Well, the TV also said he was supposed to be out of town.
00:55:09Something steams here, Barry, and, uh, it isn't your garbage.
00:55:12Barry, uh, do I get the key, or do I have to call the police?
00:55:16No way, no key.
00:55:18You're not Jack Chamberlain.
00:55:19I just saw Jack Chamberlain on the TV.
00:55:22That's not Jack Chamberlain.
00:55:23That man is uglier, and, Barry, call the police.
00:55:27Hey, what the hell you got me mixed up in?
00:55:30What are you talking about?
00:55:31Where's the keys?
00:55:32You want the keys, you get the keys.
00:55:34I didn't know you were mixed up in some kind of extortion.
00:55:37I'm out of here.
00:55:41The money.
00:55:43Where's the money?
00:55:44Hey, where's the money?
00:55:46Well, you did the right thing, Barry.
00:55:54Yeah, well, maybe you ought to park the car in the garage for a couple of days, and, you
00:55:58know, sort of, uh, lay low, you know, until this whole thing blows over.
00:56:05Uh, hon, could I have some more ice?
00:56:07I'm running a little low.
00:56:08Well, we'll be landing about 10 o'clock, so set the alarm on your watch.
00:56:16You know, we don't want you to be ready.
00:56:18Huh.
00:56:21Hi, hon, it's Mom.
00:56:24No, I'm fine.
00:56:25Oh, Dad just wanted some more ice.
00:56:28We'll be home tonight.
00:56:29Okay, I love you.
00:56:30Yeah, I love you, too.
00:56:31Bye.
00:56:34What did he say?
00:56:36All my death figures that this guy's a lawyer for the Chamberlain estate.
00:56:40I knew that.
00:56:41Yeah.
00:56:42Yes.
00:56:43Me.
00:56:43Me.
00:56:44No, I'm not.
00:56:44Me.
00:56:44Yes.
00:56:45Finish counting.
00:57:06No.
00:57:08No.
00:57:10No, no.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:12It's so like I'm left standing there with $15,000 in my hand, you know?
00:57:21No way, really?
00:57:22Yeah, I swear, it's true.
00:57:23So what are you going to do with the money?
00:57:26I don't know. Any ideas?
00:57:28Yeah, you could buy me a round-trip ticket to Hawaii.
00:57:32All right, goodbye to all of them.
00:57:36Look, Robin, I know we're going out because I won that bet on the football field.
00:57:39I sincerely believe that this date is going to be most unforgettable, though.
00:57:44I do.
00:57:45I wouldn't doubt it.
00:57:48You see?
00:58:09It's just like, where in my mind is that they're talking about love?
00:58:19I guess it could be something like that.
00:58:23It could be something like that.
00:58:27It could be something along that line.
00:58:32Could this be love?
00:58:36Could she be mine?
00:58:42It could be something like that.
00:58:45It's possibly something along that line.
00:58:50Could this be love?
00:58:53Or maybe it's something like that.
00:58:59You know, I had a really great day today.
00:59:02Today's not over yet.
00:59:03Today's not over yet.
00:59:20Uh, would you mind bracing yourself for half a second?
00:59:24What's the matter?
00:59:25Oh, no, nothing.
00:59:26It's just my fraternity.
00:59:27Oh, my God!
00:59:29You stole that, okay?
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:51Why are they chasing me?
00:59:53They stole friends.
00:59:59Why are they chasing me?
01:00:29Why are they chasing me?
01:00:59Why are they chasing me?
01:01:01Yes!
01:01:02Woo!
01:01:03I told you this would be an exciting day.
01:01:05Did I not tell you that?
01:01:06I'm excited if you will be.
01:01:11Yes, we'll have four cheeseburgers, four orders of fries, and four root beers to go.
01:01:16Very funny, son.
01:01:18Let me see your driver's license.
01:01:19I was just kidding with you.
01:01:26Yeah, well, I, I, I, I was scared.
01:01:30I'm scared.
01:01:31What is going on?
01:01:31What is going on?
01:01:40What is it with you?
01:01:44Who are these guys?
01:01:46Uh, just, uh, just, uh, just old friends.
01:01:48Nice friends.
01:01:49Just hold on, okay?
01:02:01This is a Porsche, and I can drive.
01:02:03Let's go.
01:02:04Let's go.
01:02:58Bummer.
01:03:00This is the most exciting date I've ever been on.
01:03:08I'll kill you!
01:03:13Man, you are crazy!
01:03:15Shut up! Shut up!
01:03:17You're not!
01:03:21I have to admit, it's been interesting.
01:03:26Interesting.
01:03:27All right.
01:03:29Are we ever going to do this again?
01:03:31I'll think about it.
01:03:33Good.
01:03:43Hey, where's Royal?
01:03:44He's upstairs.
01:03:45I would go up there if I were you.
01:03:47Why not?
01:03:48Hey!
01:03:49Hey!
01:03:50Where are you going?
01:03:51Hey!
01:03:52Where are you going?
01:03:53Where are you going?
01:03:54Hey!
01:03:55Hey!
01:03:56Hey!
01:03:57Hey!
01:03:58Hey!
01:03:59Where are you going?
01:04:00Hey!
01:04:01Hey!
01:04:02Hey!
01:04:03Hey!
01:04:04Hey!
01:04:05What are you doing in here?
01:04:07Barry, what are you doing in here?
01:04:10You're not allowed here.
01:04:11This is sacred ground to zeros, and you know that.
01:04:14Well, you take your sacred ground in your club and shove it, all right?
01:04:16Because I don't have anything to do with you guys.
01:04:18What is this all about?
01:04:19Oh, what it's all about?
01:04:21I mean, come on, Roy.
01:04:22You know, I take a girl out on a date.
01:04:24We almost get killed, and my Porsche almost gets totaled.
01:04:29I'm the one that got the ticket, and I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
01:04:32You know what, Roy?
01:04:33I used to think a story about that guy in Oregon was all fake, man.
01:04:37You guys are all fake.
01:04:38You're nothing.
01:04:39And I'm out, man.
01:04:40I'll see you later.
01:05:07Me, Spare.
01:05:29Hey.
01:05:30You want to go see a movie?
01:05:35Yeah, listen.
01:05:35I already dropped her off at home.
01:05:37I'll tell you all about it later.
01:05:38And there are your keys, sir.
01:05:55You'll find that back in slot number 27.
01:06:00Yes, sir.
01:06:00What can I do for you?
01:06:01I'd like a car with a big engine.
01:06:03I wish I could help you, Bill.
01:06:11I wish I could help you, Bill.
01:06:19I'm going to find these.
01:06:20I've got to look at them.
01:06:21I'm about to miss them.
01:06:23Look out!
01:06:24Stop!
01:06:25Phil!
01:06:26Phil!
01:06:27Phil!
01:06:28Phil!
01:06:29Phil!
01:06:30Phil!
01:06:31Phil!
01:06:32Phil!
01:06:33Phil!
01:06:34Phil!
01:06:35Phil!
01:06:36Phil!
01:06:37Phil!
01:06:38Phil!
01:06:39Phil!
01:06:40Phil!
01:06:41Phil!
01:06:42Phil!
01:06:43Phil!
01:06:44Phil!
01:06:45Phil!
01:06:46Phil!
01:06:47Phil!
01:06:48Phil!
01:06:49Phil!
01:06:50Phil!
01:06:51Phil!
01:06:52Phil!
01:06:53Excuse me.
01:07:14There's this weird guy in the bathroom.
01:07:17I think he's awesome.
01:07:23There's this weird guy in the bathroom, and he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:08:23you're the worst driver i've ever met where is he where is he
01:08:31kill behind us you could get us out of a paper bag if you want
01:08:34i am driving
01:08:56i'm not push you now
01:08:57you're driving like a black flag over there
01:09:02you're going to die
01:09:06relax
01:09:07relax
01:09:19i think
01:09:27i think i went with my pants
01:09:29no
01:09:29me
01:09:30no
01:09:31not in the car
01:09:32all right
01:09:36all right
01:09:36you're gonna be doing the third ready
01:09:38you're gonna lose
01:09:38what what what i think i think we lost him
01:09:52we lost him
01:09:53we lost him
01:09:53we lost him
01:09:54we lost him
01:09:55we lost him
01:09:56yeah
01:09:57we lost him
01:09:58we lost him
01:10:14It stinks.
01:10:44Look, Miss, I don't know how the thing got there, you know, I almost freaked out.
01:11:03Barry, I think you could be overreacting to this whole thing.
01:11:14Oh, boy. They, uh, they really got you going, don't they?
01:11:22Look, Miss, you know, I'm not so sure that it's, uh, it's a fraternity, you know?
01:11:26Okay? Who is it?
01:11:29I don't know, Miss, but, you know, it's pretty weird that Mrs. Chamberlain gives me a $100,000 Porsche for tuning her piano.
01:11:35I mean, come on.
01:11:37I follow you.
01:11:38She had her husband killed, stuck his body in the trunk of the car, and then got rid of the body by giving the car away.
01:11:46I guess, I don't know, maybe.
01:11:48Who killed her?
01:11:50I don't know, maybe what happened to her was, uh, a plane accident.
01:11:55Or, maybe Chamberlain killed somebody and stuck them in the back of the trunk.
01:12:00No, I thought about that.
01:12:03Then why didn't he show up to get the car himself?
01:12:06I thought about that, too.
01:12:08I don't know.
01:12:11You know what it sounds like to me?
01:12:13What's that, Miss?
01:12:15It's the fraternity.
01:12:17It is!
01:12:18Miss, it is not the fraternity, okay?
01:12:21Barra?
01:12:22Barra, look at me.
01:12:23It's the fraternity.
01:12:24It's the fraternity.
01:12:24What is that smell, Barry?
01:12:44Because you know what the smell is, all right? Would you look in the trunk, please?
01:12:46Miss, look in the trunk, Miss. Stop smiling.
01:12:49I'm not smiling.
01:12:51Come on, Miss.
01:12:52Well?
01:13:03Well?
01:13:04There's nothing here.
01:13:05Nothing here?
01:13:06What do you mean there's nothing here?
01:13:08There's nothing here.
01:13:09Where did the thing go?
01:13:10Miss, look, there was a dead body in here, okay?
01:13:12As soon as you left, they came and got it.
01:13:15Miss, who came and got it?
01:13:17The frat.
01:13:17The frat came and got the body.
01:13:19Trust me, Bear.
01:13:21They're really mad at you.
01:13:22I mean, you don't just walk into a frat house, tell the president to shove it, and expect to get away with it.
01:13:29This is just the beginning, pal.
01:13:32Hey, this is minor leaks compared to what they did to that poor, poor kid.
01:13:36You know, they chased all the way up to Oregon.
01:13:38I mean, that guy is still in therapy.
01:13:41Listen, um, I've had my fun for one night.
01:13:46Hey, uh, can I, um, take the bug home?
01:13:49I'll bring you back in the morning.
01:13:51You're gonna leave me right this second, Miss?
01:13:54Yeah.
01:13:56Great.
01:13:57Thanks.
01:14:16Lance Harper.
01:14:38Jack, it's Lance.
01:14:40Why the hell don't you...
01:14:41What the hell don't you...
01:15:00You're gonna leave me right here.
01:15:02I'll bring you back.
01:15:04Uh, Mies?
01:15:20Yeah, Barry?
01:15:21Uh, do you got that 357 Magnum?
01:15:25Uh, sure do, Barry. It's right here.
01:15:28Uh, is it, is it, uh, is it loaded?
01:15:30Uh, you bet, Barry. It's always loaded.
01:15:33Ready. Ready for action.
01:15:35Barry.
01:15:46Who's got the 44 and the 9mm?
01:15:48Leave him later.
01:15:54Toy!
01:15:56Tony.
01:15:56Father.
01:15:59selector when you gotten shot of him from 265-16 lure,
01:16:02guitar...
01:16:03Loaron, electrical Smith,
01:16:06Cassie famÃlia,
01:16:07Little Alexander.
01:16:08Jones,
01:16:09Jane!
01:16:09Oh, yes!
01:16:10hello
01:16:20I'm Mies
01:16:21I just figured this whole thing out
01:16:24let me finish
01:16:25alright we both know Royal
01:16:27he's in pre-med right
01:16:29would you shut up and let me finish
01:16:32alright
01:16:33he borrows a cadaver from the college lab
01:16:36to scare the hell out of you
01:16:38which he's done
01:16:39and then he returns it
01:16:40Lance Harper killed Jack Chamberlain
01:16:44he's Chamberlain's son-in-law
01:16:46yeah and I think Mrs. Chamberlain was on to him
01:16:50and that's why he killed her too
01:16:52you should listen I'll call you back
01:16:54okay let me call the police
01:16:55look Mies he's here right now
01:17:11call the police for me
01:17:12come on bear
01:17:13I think it's Fran
01:17:16I think it's Fran
01:17:16what this is going to be like
01:17:23the police for me
01:17:24is going to be a littleinho
01:17:24to be a little bit
01:17:29he's me
01:17:30this is my first time
01:17:31I think we're going to help you
01:17:32this is my first time
01:17:32and leaving me
01:17:33I think it's my first time
01:17:34he's in the middle of the day
01:17:35I think it's not my first time
01:17:36I think he's in the middle of the day
01:17:36it's my first time
01:17:37it's the matter
01:17:38I don't know.
01:18:08I don't know.
01:18:38I don't know.
01:19:08I don't know.
01:19:38Don't take one step or I'll shoot.
01:19:51Give me the gun.
01:19:52I mean it.
01:19:54You're gonna have to kill me, Barry.
01:19:55I got no choice.
01:19:57Now give me the gun.
01:19:58I don't know.
01:20:00I don't know.
01:20:02I don't know.
01:20:03I don't know.
01:20:05I don't know.
01:20:12I don't know.
01:20:17Hold it, don't shoot us.
01:20:33It's the kid.
01:20:34Hey, man.
01:20:34He's inside.
01:20:35He tried to kill me.
01:20:36Barry.
01:20:36Peace.
01:20:37Are you okay?
01:20:38Yeah.
01:20:39How'd they get here?
01:20:40Who else?
01:20:41Barry.
01:20:41I always knew there was something wrong.
01:20:43You fellas wait here out of the way.
01:20:45Rick, you and Barry and Kelly come around here and follow me.
01:20:47What is all that up there?
01:21:12I don't know.
01:21:13There's police cars that's around our house.
01:21:16Claude, there's an ambulance.
01:21:18They're bringing someone out of there.
01:21:19Where's Barry?
01:21:24Oh, he's gonna be fine.
01:21:25I don't know.
01:21:25No, it's fine.
01:21:26There's an ambulance, Claude.
01:21:27It's gonna be fine, honey.
01:21:29Where's Barry?
01:21:30It'll be fine.
01:21:31It'll be all right.
01:21:31What's happening?
01:21:32I don't know.
01:21:33Let's get out of this cab.
01:21:34Please stop the cab.
01:21:36This is it.
01:21:36Sir, stop.
01:21:37Let us out.
01:21:37What's going on?
01:21:41Please, I need the name.
01:21:42I just need the name.
01:21:43I'm sorry.
01:21:44There's enough confusion here already.
01:21:46We're looking for our phone.
01:21:48Just hold it back right there.
01:21:49All right.
01:21:49Can you give us any information?
01:21:50Is that my boy?
01:21:52Is that my boy?
01:21:52No, no.
01:21:53Are you Mrs. Davis?
01:21:54Yes, I am.
01:21:54Ma'am, your son's over here.
01:21:56Mr. and Mrs. Davis,
01:21:57Barry, what's going on?
01:21:58I just need to ask a few questions for you.
01:22:00I'm trying.
01:22:01I'm trying.
01:22:01I'm trying.
01:22:02Okay.
01:22:02What happened here?
01:22:03Sounds a long story.
01:22:04Yeah, excuse me.
01:22:05Are you Barry's parents?
01:22:06Yes, we are.
01:22:07Well, can you get a picture of you
01:22:08in front of this Porsche?
01:22:09Porsche?
01:22:09The Porsche.
01:22:10Look at the Porsche.
01:22:11It's incredible.
01:22:12Yeah.
01:22:12Hey, me.
01:22:12See a picture.
01:22:13Come on, get in here.
01:22:14Me?
01:22:14Yeah.
01:22:14Oh, Dad, you know what?
01:22:15What?
01:22:16I fixed the room.
01:22:17Yeah?
01:22:17Yeah.
01:22:18One, two, three.
01:22:33Hello?
01:22:37Oh, hey, ma.
01:22:37Oh, hey, ma.
01:22:37It's my mom.
01:22:41Huh?
01:22:42Yes, this is good.
01:22:43Yeah, OK.
01:22:45Great, Barry.
01:22:46Yeah.
01:22:47OK, six o'clock at the Coke.
01:22:48OK.
01:22:49Bye-bye.
01:22:50Bye-bye.
01:22:50Bye-bye.
01:22:50Bye-bye.
01:22:51Bye-bye.
01:22:52Bye-bye.
01:23:04Bye-bye.
01:23:05Bye-bye.
01:23:06Claude.
01:23:07Yeah, honey?
01:23:08Could you refresh my drink?
01:23:11Right now.
01:23:14OK.
01:23:14Honey?
01:23:16Yeah?
01:23:17I left my thongs up in the river.
01:23:20Boy, I'll run right now and get them, please.
01:23:33Something strange is going on here.
01:23:37Something I can't explain.
01:23:41Something's really turned me outside in.
01:23:51Something's happened lately and everything has changed.
01:23:59It's gotten me asking who I am and where you've been.
01:24:07And now my friends are all asking what's just.
01:24:13Like where my mind is out.
01:24:17They're talking about love.
01:24:21I guess it could be something like that.
01:24:25It could be something like that.
01:24:29It could be something along that line.
01:24:33Could this be love?
01:24:35Could she be mine?
01:24:39Could she be mine?
01:24:43It could be something like that.
01:24:45It's possibly something along that line.
01:24:47Could this be love?
01:24:49Or maybe something like that.
01:24:51Could this be love?
01:24:53Could this be love?
01:24:55Or maybe something like that.
01:24:57I'm talking like a wise man.
01:25:01I'm talking like a wise man.
01:25:05I'm a sinking ship of fools.
01:25:09I'm a total contradiction.
01:25:13Do you feel this way too?
01:25:15Do you feel this way too?
01:25:19Could this be love?
01:25:23Or maybe something like that.
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:27It could be something along that line.
01:25:31Could this be love?
01:25:35Could you be love?
01:25:37Could you be mine?
01:25:39Could you be mine?
01:25:41Could you be mine?
01:25:43Could you be mine?
01:25:45Could you be mine?
01:25:47It could be something like that.
01:25:49It's possibly something along that line.
01:25:51Could this be love?
01:25:53Or maybe something like that.