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00:00I know, mate, there's something to come up, that we'll break ground in a day, max two.
00:20Don't worry, I'm on it. Stand on, mate.
00:25Oh, my little king fancies capturing a knight!
00:30Oh, it's a shame I got a migraine. I make a great wingwoman.
00:33Oh, well, I'm not out of the game yet. I don't need a wingwoman. I've got an inside man.
00:38Hello, chaddy boy. Bill. Honey.
00:42Diddy. Fancy a cuppa?
00:44No, I'm good.
00:49Still playing happy families, then?
00:52Well, at least Mum's suitcase is unpacked. For now, anyway.
00:56I'll be in my room revising for GCSEs if anyone wants me.
01:00All right. Me and you are going to get off.
01:04Yeah. Well, I hope your head feels better soon.
01:07Yeah. Thanks.
01:09Thanks for the party. See you.
01:10See you.
01:11Grab one.
01:15Right.
01:16I'll leave you two to round 1200, shall I?
01:20Ding, ding.
01:21Fight!
01:28Well, how'd you get on?
01:30We need to talk about Benji.
01:31Hey, look, whatever this peace offering is, I ain't interested, OK?
01:37All right, just give her a chance, yeah?
01:39I have to give her both barrels yesterday. She deserves it.
01:42All right?
01:43OK.
01:43OK.
01:43Welcome to the Your Mum's an Idiot and She's Sorry Apology Night.
01:56This is non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea,
01:59but I do reserve the right to put some rum in mine in your dad,
02:02so just remember yours is the one with the blue straw, OK?
02:05And this is a selection of the finest local cuisine in Walford.
02:10Don't let the hygiene rating put you off,
02:12cos that's guide, not gospel.
02:14Do you really think that E. coli and food poisoning
02:17is going to get you off the hook?
02:19Look, I know I went off on you yesterday,
02:21but it's cos you really hurt me, Mum.
02:24I know I ain't been the best, Mum,
02:27but I love you more than anything in this world.
02:30I was stupid.
02:32You know, I was just...
02:34I was trying to protect you.
02:37I've let you down, and I am sorry.
02:42Just...
02:42Just let me know how to make it right, yeah?
02:45Yeah, you was being stupid,
02:47but you're a good mum, and I'm sorry too.
02:52And...
02:53I...
02:53I don't regret making that complaint.
02:57I just need some space.
02:59That's all.
03:00Space from talking about it, thinking about it,
03:03I'll get space from you two,
03:04asking me every two minutes if I'm OK.
03:07All right.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Why don't you have your mates around tonight?
03:12Yeah?
03:13Amy, that...
03:14that expat mate of yours, whoever.
03:16We'll just leave you to have a laugh, yeah?
03:18A sober laugh,
03:20without any hammers and drug dealers, obviously.
03:21Yeah, obviously.
03:24If space is what you need from all of this,
03:28space from us,
03:29then...
03:30then have it.
03:32We just want you to be happy.
03:35Yeah?
03:36That's all.
03:36I can only push the work back a day,
03:45so you need to get him round in now,
03:46and we make him an offer he can't refuse.
03:48It's the only way.
03:49We know where she's buried.
03:50We don't need someone else.
03:52We can do it ourselves.
03:54He killed that girl.
03:55It's his mess.
03:56And too many people know too much as it is.
03:59We offer him 60 grand,
04:00and bracelet or no bracelet,
04:01he won't risk her getting found.
04:04Look, I told you we could fix this,
04:06as long as you did exactly what I said.
04:08So are you listening?
04:10Why am I walking away?
04:13Make the call.
04:15Clear the safe for the deposit.
04:17I'll sort the rest.
04:27He'll be ready for tomorrow.
04:28Great, there's the keys.
04:29A beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:32Oh, thank you.
04:35Smooth as you like, coach.
04:37I love it.
04:38I didn't even talk about her eyes.
04:40She had coffee.
04:42Don't want to get burnt.
04:44Are you ever going to let that go?
04:46Right, then.
04:47Now that the apprentice is the master,
04:49I was wondering if I could buy you a cuppa,
04:51and then you could help me out with Gina.
04:55Oh, I told you we shouldn't mix our drinks.
04:58I paid for the reheaters this morning.
04:59I thought it was a good night.
05:01Oh, not a very good night, from what I remember.
05:09Right, I'll catch you later, then.
05:11Hey, what are you doing later?
05:13Do you, like, fancy grabbing some food or something?
05:16I can't tonight.
05:18I've been swerving this one for a week.
05:20It really takes catches to Felix, I'm afraid.
05:23Why don't you try again tomorrow?
05:25I mean, who knows, you might get lucky.
05:27Again.
05:28There you are, son.
05:32There we go.
05:34Look, I know that I'm asking for a lot, all right?
05:38I was just thinking that you could, you know, talk me up a bit to Gina.
05:43I'd be my man on the inside, you know?
05:47Coach, this ain't a bet to me, mate.
05:49Yeah?
05:50You had your Molly Foy back home, right?
05:53Well, I had someone like that, too.
05:56Shireen.
05:57I told you about her.
06:00Yeah, well, Gina, she's the first girl I've, you know, properly liked since her.
06:10I just thought you could help give me half a chance.
06:16Thank you, mate.
06:17Just make sure you're subtle, yeah?
06:20Subtle?
06:21Yeah.
06:22If Gina finds out you're my man on the inside, she will bury us both.
06:25Don't worry.
06:27I've got him back, mate.
06:28Cheers, coach.
06:33Look, you don't have to be here, you know.
06:35I can handle him.
06:43And there was me thinking it was just going to be us two gorgeous.
06:48Shame.
06:50Sit down, yeah?
06:52We've got a proposal for you.
06:54No.
06:55I think I'll stand, if that's all right with you.
06:57And just so as you know, I've let the right people know where I am.
07:04I know everything.
07:07So there are no secrets in this room now, okay?
07:11Everything, yeah?
07:13Look, 60 grand to move the body.
07:15There's no point dragging this out, is there?
07:16We've got a day till the team roll, and then we're all in trouble.
07:19So 60 grand for your freedom don't sound too bad to me.
07:23Our freedom?
07:26It's your missus going to be fighting for the top bunk, mate, not me.
07:30I know your connections, and that's why I'm being respectful here.
07:34But bracelet or no bracelet, you killed that girl, and they'll find your DNA, and you'll both go down.
07:40My old mum warned me about girls like her.
07:44Clearly yours didn't.
07:4660 grand's an insult, so let's say 150, shall we?
07:53That way all our secrets stay buried, right?
07:59Deal.
08:00I'll take 20 as a deposit, and the rest on completion.
08:06I'll be in touch.
08:09Lovely doing business again, gorgeous.
08:18There's these as well, yeah.
08:20These are so.
08:25Avani, what is this?
08:26Mocktail.
08:27Mocktail?
08:28I thought I was having a cocktail.
08:30What the hell?
08:33So you're telling me your mum invited us all round, even me, after I grasped her up?
08:39Yeah, I mean, I'm going to take my wins where I can.
08:41I might have long-term emotional damage, but at least I have a three-yard tonight, so.
08:46Your mum's heart was in the right place.
08:48She cares about you.
08:49Yeah, I know.
08:51That's why tonight I am Angelic Avani.
08:54This halo is firmly on.
08:55What were you thinking?
08:59I just wanted it done with.
09:02And how are we going to get it done when we ain't got 150 grand to give him, Nick?
09:05Nick, you know the type of man Benji is.
09:09What do you think he's going to do?
09:11Let us pay him on the never-never.
09:12I will sort it.
09:13How, Nick?
09:14Just tell me how, because you heard what the man said.
09:16He told people where he was today.
09:19You know his connections.
09:21And if he disappears, he's only going to blow back on us.
09:23Maybe even the boys.
09:30I'll sell this place.
09:32All right?
09:32I'll sell it, and then he can have the money, and we'll be done with it all.
09:36For good.
09:37This is Harry's place.
09:39It's his future.
09:41Oh, it's a bar, Teddy.
09:43What do you think's going to hurt him less?
09:45Shireen turning up dead, me going to prison, or losing this place?
09:49Eh?
09:50Look, I'll open the safe, and you see what you can scrape together, yeah?
09:58Let's get this done with.
10:06These corn balls are elite.
10:08You've got to try some.
10:09Right, I'll throw you something earlier on baby TV later.
10:11Save more for us, mate.
10:13Hey, listen, Avani, your mum, honestly, she's class.
10:19She's fit.
10:20So fit.
10:22No offence, no offence.
10:24Offence taken.
10:26Look, go get that door for me, please.
10:28And stay out at my mum's room.
10:29I make no promises.
10:31How much did you do?
10:33All right.
10:34Are you good?
10:35Yeah, man.
10:36What?
10:37I can go get you a plate if you need it.
10:41How's it going?
10:43Yeah, I mean, I haven't had a hammer pulled on me yet, so I say good.
10:46Yeah, exactly, which is why tonight's going to be a chill fun.
10:49Well, not too chilled, I hope.
10:50Oh, he's brought the goods.
10:52No, we are not drinking tonight.
10:54Who's we?
10:55Yeah, what?
10:55I mean, I could do with a drink.
10:57Yeah.
11:00But this halo's too tight tonight.
11:02Well, I am right now.
11:03You know what I'm saying?
11:04Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:13It's only short term.
11:16Lovely.
11:16I'll see you outside mine in ten, yeah?
11:21Oh, Billy tells me that your missus is still about.
11:25Shame you never took that bet.
11:27Yeah.
11:27I should have.
11:28I could do with the money.
11:31She has got herself in an hole.
11:33We're going to have to sell the bar.
11:36Must be a big hole.
11:38You don't want to know.
11:40Shame.
11:40Because Harry's coming to his own with our place.
11:44We ain't the Wartons, but he's brought us together.
11:47And I just hope selling it is worth keeping us together.
11:51Well, all I know is what I told myself when I sold it.
11:54But it's only bricks and mortar.
11:57Family comes first.
11:58And as long as you're putting your family first, that's all that matters, right?
12:04We take our way to where we can.
12:07I'll try to go.
12:10I'll tell you what, I'm feeling old.
12:14Do you remember the house parties we used to throw?
12:16Back in the day.
12:17I mean, I don't remember too much, if I'm honest.
12:20Do you remember what you were like?
12:22Come on.
12:23What was I like?
12:26Oh, shut up and have a drink.
12:27Come on.
12:28Go on, let your air down.
12:29You can count your macros tomorrow.
12:34Oh, look at that.
12:35Police academy on a night out.
12:37Lucky I didn't wear my granny pads tonight, isn't it?
12:39I'll make a pretty much sense.
12:40I'll make you think of this, yeah?
12:42Yeah.
12:43I ain't making things.
12:56What are you doing now?
12:58Chickpeas.
12:59Bloke at the gym says that vinegar helps the body absorb protein better.
13:05Mind you, he does think that the government controls the weather, but it's worth a shot,
13:08isn't it?
13:09I've got to keep lean to reel Gina in.
13:11She's a tricky one, mate.
13:14Listen, I've got some bad news.
13:15Oh, let me guess.
13:16It's you and Mum.
13:18Leave it out, Dad.
13:18Give it a week and you'll be golden.
13:20It's the bar.
13:22We might need to sell it.
13:25What?
13:26Why?
13:26Well, it's complicated, all right?
13:29But it can't be helped.
13:31It's Mum, isn't it?
13:33She's in trouble.
13:35I thought you was just having words, but I should have known that she's got herself into something.
13:40Come on.
13:41I'm a big boy.
13:42Tell me what it is.
13:43Maybe I could help.
13:43You can't help, H.
13:45Not with this.
13:45All right.
13:50Well, you've got to do what you've got to do, isn't it?
13:53Look, I'm sorry, mate, but I just don't want you getting down on it.
13:57Keep your chin up, yeah?
13:58Give it a couple of years and we'll find something else out for you, eh?
14:03It's all right, Dad.
14:05It's not like it was really mine anyway.
14:09You want to know the truth?
14:12After everything happened with Shireen and that,
14:14I didn't want people to think I was hiding.
14:19And with my name above the door, it was like saying I'm here.
14:22You know?
14:23Nothing to hide.
14:27And if she ever turned up, she could find me.
14:32It's stupid, isn't it?
14:36Nah.
14:37It ain't stupid.
14:40Maybe...
14:41maybe we can
14:43sort something out for you, right?
14:56You boys are lightweight, Sonia.
14:59I had half of it.
15:00Yeah, don't worry.
15:01We can tell, mate.
15:02And so will Lily when she sees you.
15:04Right, right.
15:04We can't have a party without a spinner bottle, can we?
15:06I am not kissing my brother and the odds are against me, so I'm out.
15:10Nah, come on, Hayes.
15:11I'm worth a 41 shot, eh?
15:12Yeah, count me out as well.
15:14I don't want it to land on any of yous.
15:18Yeah, I'm out too.
15:19No, no.
15:20Come on, Tommy.
15:22Listen, you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no more.
15:24No.
15:25You have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up, mate.
15:28Wait, you seriously ain't kissed a girl before?
15:30You're fucked up, yeah?
15:31All of you.
15:32All right.
15:33Chill out, mate.
15:40Feels a bit light to me.
15:42You'll be in in a minute with the rest.
15:44What, the bloke who thinks there's no secrets left in the room, right?
15:47You're only digging up one secret tonight.
15:50So you take the money and you keep your mouth shut.
15:55You're something else you are, girl.
15:59Oh, there he is.
16:01Your ears must be burning.
16:04You've got the rest.
16:05He's got work to do.
16:06You won't give us a minute, would you?
16:19Don't tell me.
16:21You couldn't find ten grand, Ted.
16:23You've had watches worth more in your time.
16:25Sell this place.
16:26We've discussed this.
16:27We have to sell it or...
16:29We can't sell it.
16:30It means too much to Harry.
16:32More than you know.
16:34I'll talk to Benji.
16:36I'll convince him to take less.
16:37No, you won't!
16:40We made a deal.
16:43Do you want me to go back to prison?
16:44Is that what you want?
16:46What, you want to be the poor single dad with the evil ex-wife again?
16:51Is that it?
16:53I'm not going anywhere, Ted.
16:55Do you hear me?
16:57I did this for Harry.
17:00I did this for all of us.
17:03I'm selling this place for the sake of our family.
17:06Because without me, we'd break into pieces.
17:09Have you got the money?
17:12Or not?
17:12I'm sorry.
17:25We got no choice.
17:26Yes.
17:42Listen, darling, do not worry.
17:45As soon as you're ready, the right man's just going to fall into your lap, just like me.
17:49And you'll be whispering sweet nothings, running your fingers through his hair, and making us so, so jealous.
17:54That's a day.
17:55Oi.
17:56Who needs a barnet when you've got the solar panel of passion?
17:59Tell me about it.
18:00Look, look.
18:01All right?
18:01If it happens, it happens.
18:03You know, as long as he's nice and kind and...
18:05Six foot two, six figure salary, and a bum you can bounce a pancone off all day.
18:09I wish you'd do that.
18:13Oh.
18:15Anyway, babe, did you serve Felix a plate or what?
18:19A plate of what?
18:20Don't ask me.
18:22Uh, no, he's got a date tonight, so I'm guessing he still prefers a buffet.
18:26Well, his loss.
18:28And please remind me to boo him when he next has his wig on.
18:31Some people just aren't ready to settle down.
18:33But don't you settle for less than you deserve, eh?
18:36Both of you.
18:37Oh.
18:37Harry's ready to settle down.
18:41He's got short hair.
18:43I think he'll grow it.
18:44He's about six foot one, nearly.
18:47I'm not sure about the pancone thing, but he likes cars.
18:51He's funny.
18:53He's ready to settle down.
18:55Listen, darling, I don't think Johnny's quite Harry's type.
18:57And my daughter, well, she's the only blonde who's not a cougar in this postcode.
19:00No, not damn.
19:03But Gina...
19:03He thinks you're lovely eyes.
19:07Thank you for coming along.
19:20Look, I know you ain't my biggest fan, but this is an opportunity for you.
19:25Even if it is just for revenge.
19:28She'll get offers, and I'll make sure she takes yours.
19:31For less than what you sold it for.
19:32But whatever you think of her, she's turned that place around and it's making money.
19:37So that's a no-brainer for me.
19:38But there is one condition, though.
19:41You keep Harry on as licensee.
19:44Look, you can have final say on everything, and he won't even be there half the time.
19:48Just keep it at Harry's barn, and keep his name above the bar.
19:52He needs it.
19:54At the end of the day, we're family, right?
19:57And that has to mean something.
20:00As far as I'm concerned, Sharon, she's ancient history.
20:04And you can't help her, you're falling in love with.
20:10This, uh...
20:11This hole she's dug.
20:15How much does she need?
20:17A hundred grand.
20:21Oh, well, um...
20:22I can either buy the bar back, or...
20:26Or I'll lend you a hundred grand.
20:28It's up to you.
20:30You paid that scumbag Reese's Delve, so I know you're good for it.
20:33You're right.
20:35You're right, you can't choose who you fall in love with.
20:38You can choose to do what's best for your family.
20:41So whatever you do, you put them boys first.
20:44Because when I'm in a woman like that, there's always going to be more holes to dig her out of.
20:50And you don't want to end up being a lonely old man holding a shovel on your own, dear.
20:55It's up to you.
20:56Look, mate, it's not a big deal.
21:07Some 40-year-olds are virgins.
21:08They made a film about it.
21:09Just leave me alone.
21:10I remember being like you.
21:15Scared of even thinking about it.
21:17I'm scared.
21:18I'm not scared.
21:19I don't care what anyone thinks.
21:21Okay.
21:21Well, I did.
21:23I admit it.
21:23I just don't want people taking the mick.
21:31Well, then you know you've got the answer right in front of you, don't you?
21:38I ain't watching that.
21:40Oh, come on.
21:40Don't tell me you ain't seen stuff like this before.
21:42I was a lot younger than you when I first started.
21:49Look, if you ain't got the courage to, you know, try it out on goals in real life, then it's how you learn, innit?
21:57You've got to learn sometime.
21:59Okay.
21:59Okay.
22:12Don't rush me.
22:27I'm going to win anyway.
22:30Get in there.
22:34Oh, there you are.
22:36I was just schooling our youngest in how to play Queen of Arts.
22:39And as the Queen of the House, I always win.
22:42I've still got revising to do.
22:44Yeah, of course.
22:45I mean, you're never going to make it as a card shark, so you might as well get that doctorate.
22:54You okay?
22:55Yeah.
22:56It's just, er...
22:58We can trust Benji to walk away, can't we?
23:05Yeah.
23:07Yeah.
23:07Just pay him his money and he'll keep his mouth shut.
23:11We'll never see him again.
23:14Look, tomorrow, this will all be over.
23:19And we can start again, yeah?
23:22Don't worry.
23:26Oh, that would be the offer I was waiting for.
23:28Queen of Arts strikes again.
23:31Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:32Hello?
23:34I bet all the drug dealers and handbag snatchers are breathing a sigh of relief tonight.
23:50All right.
23:51Enough's enough.
23:52I think we're done.
23:53Come on, Priya.
23:54Let's go.
23:55Yeah?
23:56Get off me.
23:57Do you know they're doing this on purpose because they want to make me leave?
24:00No, Priya.
24:01They're just having a night out.
24:02Yeah?
24:03Now, come on.
24:04It's time to go.
24:05I know.
24:06It's time I introduce myself.
24:10All right, boys.
24:11You having a good night?
24:12No, Priya.
24:13Sorry about yesterday.
24:14I think she's...
24:15Sorry.
24:16You don't look sorry.
24:17Been a long day, has it?
24:18Priya, come on.
24:19We need to go.
24:20Yeah?
24:21You've only just gone over on his good side.
24:22I ain't going anywhere.
24:23You make me sick, you lot.
24:25Oh, big man, is it?
24:27Bullied at school, so now you want to take it out on women and children.
24:30You coppers are all the same, aren't you?
24:31No, that's enough.
24:32Enough.
24:33I told you yesterday, we are just doing our job.
24:35Oh, your job?
24:36Your job?
24:37Is that what you call it?
24:38Priya, Priya, that's enough.
24:39Take her home, Ravi, will ya?
24:40Now.
24:41Whatever.
24:51Hi, you all right?
24:52Hey.
24:53So, I'm not using my uncle to try and get in my pants.
24:56What, really?
24:58Never mind women, I need to give them a lesson on subtlety.
25:00Yo, what's wrong with ya?
25:01You know that he struggles with this stuff.
25:03What?
25:04He's smarter than all of us.
25:06I ain't using him, he's my mate.
25:08He was trying to do me a favour.
25:11Okay, so what's the plan?
25:12You're trying to get my family on side, aren't you?
25:14Do you really think my dad's going to be happy if I bag a blackmailer as a boyfriend?
25:17All right, I told you I was sorry about that.
25:19Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I ain't going to be your boss anymore.
25:23Yeah, my mum's in trouble, she's got to sell up, so at least you won't have to deal with me at work anymore, eh?
25:28Okay, well you're not my boss, and all I have to do is put all your cheesy one-liners so I wouldn't flatter yourself, yeah?
25:33This ain't a bet, you know.
25:35I ain't just trying to get in your pants.
25:37I like you.
25:39I like the way you carry yourself.
25:44I like that you don't put up with me, you know, being me.
25:49I just wanted you to like me too.
25:52And Kojo, well I know you love him, so I thought he might sway you.
25:58Would have been better off trying the ice thing, eh?
26:04Okay.
26:09Er, one day, and I reserve the right to fry a drink in your face if you mess it up, all right?
26:13All right.
26:14Nice to see you again, gorgeous.
26:34Oh, no.
26:51Nicola Mitchell!
26:52That's who you want!
26:54Do you hear me?
26:56Nicola Mitchell!
26:58That's the one you want!
27:00Not me!
27:01Nicola Mitchell!
27:03No!