DinoGator.2024 full HD English Hollywood Blockbuster Michael Madsen movie
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00:05:31You guys!
00:05:32Yeah?
00:05:33You guys!
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00:05:36We are totally gonna go make this video in the totally badass, lover bumpin' swans!
00:05:42Woo!
00:05:43Woo!
00:05:44Woo!
00:05:45Woo!
00:05:46Woo!
00:05:47Woo!
00:05:48Cause we're what?
00:05:49The Swap Fixants from Uranus!
00:05:51We're who?
00:05:52The Swap Fixants from Uranus!
00:05:53The Swap Fixants from Uranus!
00:05:56And my man Dennis over here is gonna be like, black cow! I'm a filmmaker! And I'm gonna
00:06:02be like, wuzzah, wuzzah, wuzzah! I'm a lover-pumpin' rock star!
00:06:07Yeah!
00:06:08Woo!
00:06:09Woo!
00:06:10Woo!
00:06:11Who wants more drugs?
00:06:13We don't need drugs. We are drugs. You feelin' me?
00:06:18Yeah!
00:06:19You feelin' me?
00:06:20Yeah!
00:06:21That guy in the red car that tries about the past feelin' me?
00:06:25Yeah!
00:06:26Yeah!
00:06:30Ow!
00:06:38Woo!
00:06:42Very nice. You have to. Good number.
00:06:56You're about to meet the man.
00:07:11What's known as a man's man.
00:07:14He's a pragmatist. You know what a pragmatist is, son?
00:07:18No.
00:07:19Somebody who gets things done without asking questions.
00:07:22Understand?
00:07:24Is he a hunter?
00:07:26Yes, he is.
00:07:41There he is.
00:07:47Jake?
00:07:49What?
00:07:50My son Wyatt.
00:07:52How you doin'?
00:07:54Hi.
00:07:57So what are we after?
00:07:58Data?
00:08:01Partly.
00:08:09Aw, yeah.
00:08:10What's up?
00:08:13Check this place out.
00:08:14Get out!
00:08:16Yeah, Troy.
00:08:17Look at that lake.
00:08:19You take me to all the best places.
00:08:21Yeah, the people who own this place are true swamps.
00:08:24I support their existence.
00:08:25Come on.
00:08:26Let's do it.
00:08:27Okay.
00:08:28Yeah, let's do it.
00:08:29Yeah, let's go.
00:08:33Hey!
00:08:34I'm Troy.
00:08:35We booked the morning boat.
00:08:36Swamp vixens from Uranus.
00:08:37Woo!
00:08:38We're the vixens.
00:08:39And I'm Uranus.
00:08:40And I'm Uranus.
00:08:41Charming.
00:08:42Well, I'm Nathan Connors.
00:08:43I'll be your guide today.
00:08:44So, I take it you're the filmmaker?
00:08:47Wait.
00:08:48Just because he's the guy, he's the filmmaker?
00:08:50So you're the filmmaker?
00:08:51No, he is.
00:08:52Just don't be sexist.
00:08:53Wouldn't cross my mind.
00:08:55Well, daylight's a-wasting, guys.
00:08:56Let's go.
00:08:57You got any, uh, props or equipment?
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:00In the van.
00:09:01Well, that's my boat at the far end of the dock.
00:09:03So why don't you grab your gear, and we'll meet over there.
00:09:06Come on, ladies.
00:09:07Like the man says, daylight's wasted.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10All right.
00:09:13He's yours.
00:09:15Hey, I'm gonna go with, uh, Nathan here and size up the boat for shots.
00:09:18Oh, slacker.
00:09:23Let's go.
00:09:31Are you sure you lost them here?
00:09:40Yes, I'm positive.
00:09:41We were out here yesterday, and they must have fallen off my head or something.
00:09:44And what color are these sunglasses again?
00:09:46They're bluish.
00:09:47It's gonna be pretty hard to find in blue water.
00:09:50Why don't you just buy a new pair?
00:09:52They could not have been that expensive.
00:09:54They're not gonna let us have any fun until we find them.
00:10:02Nope.
00:10:03Let's go back.
00:10:24Well?
00:10:37Where's Jay?
00:10:40He must still be down or something.
00:10:43Jay!
00:10:45Huh?
00:10:46Did you see him?
00:10:48No.
00:10:54Um, they've been down there for way too long.
00:11:09What was that?
00:11:11I don't know.
00:11:13You guys aren't messing around with us, are you?
00:11:18Maybe we should call for help.
00:11:19Do you have your phone on you?
00:11:21No, it's too wet out here.
00:11:22I left it back at the dock.
00:11:23I left it back at the dock.
00:11:30Jay!
00:11:31Rudy!
00:11:48Here we go, guys!
00:11:49Oh, yeah!
00:11:50Oh, yeah!
00:11:51Yeah!
00:11:52Woo!
00:11:53Yeah!
00:11:54Woo!
00:11:55That was beautiful!
00:11:56Yeah!
00:11:57Woo!
00:11:58Woo!
00:11:59I love this place!
00:12:00Hi!
00:12:05Woo!
00:12:06Oh, yeah!
00:12:07Good weekend!
00:12:08Here we go!
00:12:09Here we go!
00:12:10Yay!
00:12:17So?
00:12:18So?
00:12:19We're not gonna find any missing drugs here.
00:12:20This place is a waste.
00:12:22What then?
00:12:23Enough for the tourism.
00:12:24Let's go back to the car.
00:12:25Guys, I think we can all get low parks!
00:12:26Oh, my!
00:12:27What would that be?
00:12:28Yeah!
00:12:29Woo!
00:12:30Let's be discreet with that.
00:12:31But, Dad...
00:12:32I don't want my license revoked.
00:12:33But, Dad...
00:12:34Okay, Dad, you're stuck on a desert island with me, Aubrey, Izzy, and Troy.
00:12:38Who do you love, who do you kill, who do you marry, and who do you dress up like a unicorn and have my little pony sex with?
00:12:58And who do you dress up like a unicorn and have my little pony sex with?
00:13:03Uh, I don't know. I'd probably just kill and love all of you.
00:13:09Oh!
00:13:10In that order?
00:13:12Why not?
00:13:13Serial killer. I'm getting a serial killer vibe here.
00:13:16That explains the fashion choices. Seriously, Nate, how old are you?
00:13:2033.
00:13:21Oh, that is so totally dad-core!
00:13:24Dennis is, like, older than that.
00:13:26And yet we are worlds apart.
00:13:30Yeah, it's fine!
00:13:32So, Nate, how did you get into this line?
00:13:35Uh, swamp, Captain?
00:13:38This is where I want to be.
00:13:41Love it down here.
00:13:43Dude, Nathan is probably more swamp punk than all of us could find.
00:13:47He's got semen in his bone!
00:13:50No ho-ho.
00:13:51And a bottle of rum!
00:13:52Back to topic. You don't really strike me as the outdoor type.
00:13:57And yet I am the outdoor type.
00:13:59You strike me as a proctologist?
00:14:03Watch out!
00:14:04Hey, I'm just riffing here. Don't shoot the messenger.
00:14:06Hey, mind if I spark up, Captain?
00:14:09The law minds.
00:14:09I don't see no law around here, Captain.
00:14:12Just swamp.
00:14:13Hey, do, do boglins originate in the bogs?
00:14:16And if so, are they affiliated with law enforcement?
00:14:19Is that something you would know as a swamp lord or boat wizard?
00:14:23Ha, ha, ha.
00:14:24Nate that totally rocks the petty side of die.
00:14:27Wouldn't that imply he has friends?
00:14:31Listen to me.
00:14:32This is my ship.
00:14:33My ship!
00:14:34And I will turn this boat around and leave you sneering turds at the dock
00:14:37if you don't cut the junior high crap right now.
00:14:40Get it?
00:14:41Swamp turds.
00:14:42That could totally be our album name.
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:44Totally right.
00:14:45What, just because I own a button-down shirt and read a book once in a while, I'm a dad?
00:14:49You guys want to film your little video like the grown children you are.
00:14:52You comply by my rules on this vessel.
00:14:54My rules!
00:14:56And maybe, just maybe, I'll allow you to continue to live in the illusion
00:15:00that you're unique and have something worth sharing with the world.
00:15:03Deal?
00:15:03Oh, snap.
00:15:06Nate's got cojones.
00:15:07Like a jaded substitute teacher.
00:15:09That's being a buzzkill.
00:15:11Oh.
00:15:12I tell you what, Nate, I will personally punch any one of these sneering turds in the face right now.
00:15:18I have no problem hitting women.
00:15:20I appreciate that, buddy, but I punch people in the face myself just fine.
00:15:24Nate, I respect the fire.
00:15:25Look, no more to bustin' on Nate or I'll toss you in the iron drink.
00:15:30Somebody, make out with Nate as apology.
00:15:33Hi, Mike.
00:15:36Well, there you go.
00:15:39Ew, you're gonna kiss your own dad?
00:15:41Hey, dads are kinda hot.
00:15:43What?
00:15:44They are.
00:15:45Dads are hot.
00:15:46Ask...
00:15:46Frodo or whatever.
00:15:48Frodo or whatever.
00:15:49Frodo!
00:15:50Guys, listen, listen, listen, we're getting off topic here.
00:15:53Izzy, why not sucking Nathan's face right now?
00:15:56Good point, Troy.
00:15:57Well said.
00:15:59I guess he has to earn it first.
00:16:02Challenge accepted.
00:16:03You know, I would just like to point out that I am also on this boat and I am way hotter
00:16:07than Nathan, so just saying.
00:16:09You've already tried to have sex with all of us.
00:16:12Remember when you were lurking around that art school we all went to, like Predator Preston?
00:16:16Well, missed opportunities on all fronts.
00:16:19Believe it.
00:16:19I don't think we will believe it.
00:16:21Oh, my God.
00:16:23Oh, yeah.
00:16:25I didn't like you did that.
00:16:27Onward!
00:16:28Into the drag!
00:16:47How are we lost with GPS?
00:16:49Must be country living.
00:16:50Most of these back roads aren't even on a map.
00:16:53So, where is this place anyway?
00:16:54You'd think a giant factory farm would be easy to find.
00:16:57Now, if I were a factory farm, where would I be?
00:17:00And everything is worse down here.
00:17:01I mean, everything in the South is backwards.
00:17:04Well, it's a moderate generalization.
00:17:06But is it?
00:17:07How do 50 gallons of experimental, non-FDA-approved, illegal growth hormones go missing?
00:17:13Of all this stuff, I mean, do you know how much trouble Fudron would be in if it gets
00:17:16out and we're juicing our cows with unauthorized growth hormones?
00:17:19Yes, I have a very good idea.
00:17:21Some toothless somebody in this god-forsaken county is no doubt trying to use them as drugs
00:17:26right now.
00:17:27We'll find them in the ER with a forearm the size of a wombat.
00:17:30God, did we just hit something?
00:17:33I don't see anything.
00:17:35Well, no harm, no foul.
00:17:37Well, if we did hit something, I should check it out.
00:17:44Relax.
00:17:45I'm sure nature will take its course.
00:17:46Samantha, if I hit something, I'm not going to leave it out here to die a slow death in
00:17:50the swamp.
00:17:52Kirk, we have other stuff to worry about.
00:17:54So maybe I get out and hunt for the animal, and in the process, we find the factory farm.
00:18:00Hey, Julie.
00:18:24Hey, it's me, Samantha.
00:18:26I am sorry.
00:18:36The reception out here is terrible.
00:18:44You want to know what's going on?
00:18:46I'll tell you what's going on.
00:18:47Everything down here is backwards.
00:18:50Julie?
00:18:51Hello?
00:18:52Hello?
00:18:56It all started back in 1894, when the tyrant Abraham sent 900 yanks to Mariana to crush
00:19:13our brave young men.
00:19:16You know, I resent northerners for big business coming in here in the swamp, disrespecting
00:19:24our privacy, our good nature here.
00:19:29I resent people not of this land, who come in here and rape this country physically, spiritually.
00:19:35Due to my extensive knowledge of DNA research and gene splicing, I realize there's only one
00:19:46way a man can combat these things.
00:19:49I created the perfect soldier.
00:19:52Huh.
00:19:53Really?
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:54World's deadliest snakes, combined with the better parts of an alligator.
00:19:58You wouldn't know it, but I graduated with honors from Georgia Tech.
00:20:04But it's man's God-given right to create scientific research.
00:20:10And that's what I did.
00:20:11Unfortunately, I must lament, due to my son's lack of recognition of my rules of confinement,
00:20:20we find ourselves on this hunt.
00:20:22The collar...
00:20:24It mal...
00:20:25Why'd you shut up?
00:20:26It didn't malfunction, you malfunctioned, damn it.
00:20:32Old DNA spliced you together, that's what I'd like to know.
00:20:35I told you what happened.
00:20:38I don't care what happened.
00:20:39What about you, you got kids?
00:20:41Not that I know of.
00:20:44Yeah, well, there it is, right?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47You know what?
00:20:48The money's right.
00:20:49I'm the best at what I do.
00:20:51Don't worry.
00:20:52I'll find your monster for you.
00:20:54He ain't a monster.
00:20:56He's like a son to me.
00:20:59The son I never had.
00:21:01I have a son.
00:21:02He knows who me.
00:21:02He ain't a monster.
00:21:04He lost.
00:21:04I'm the Son.
00:21:05He lost.
00:21:06He lost.
00:21:07He lost.
00:21:10He's like a son.
00:21:10He's like a son.
00:21:11He's like a son.
00:21:12He's like a son.
00:21:13I don't want an adult.
00:21:15Probably kind of can change.
00:21:18I don't want to learn anything again.
00:21:20And that's what I thought I would love to.
00:21:22These animals are like anybody else.
00:21:23Or to the ice.
00:21:24He's like a son.
00:21:25No, no, no.
00:21:26I don't want the carnival.
00:21:27Come on home, sonny boy.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:40Is that chum line gonna attract him?
00:21:42Yeah, well, the creature smells with his tongue.
00:21:45Snakes smell with their tongue.
00:21:47If snakes smell with their tongues, why do they have nostrils?
00:21:51Well, that's a good question.
00:21:53Why don't you answer that for us, son?
00:21:55Why do snakes have nostrils if they smell with their tongue?
00:21:59I asked the question.
00:22:00Slap a search on that.
00:22:06We're getting nothing over here.
00:22:08Attention, attention.
00:22:09Code 1032, 1032.
00:22:11Droning.
00:22:12Two bodies.
00:22:13Code 1032.
00:22:14That's my boy.
00:22:15That for sure is my boy.
00:22:16I know exactly where that is.
00:22:17Let's get out of here.
00:22:18Come on.
00:22:19Got it.
00:22:25We can't be far from here.
00:22:42You don't think Cobra Vader will eat us, do you?
00:22:47Do you?
00:22:48I'll tell you one thing.
00:22:49If that collar malfunctioned, that's a distinct possibility.
00:22:52I already told you what happened.
00:22:55The shock collar malfunctioned.
00:22:58It was gonna kill it.
00:23:00Maybe I should have let it.
00:23:01You provided me with a narrative.
00:23:03But like any narrative, it lacks credibility.
00:23:06Did you or did you not take off that collar?
00:23:08Maybe you had some infantile notion of emotional...
00:23:15Or maybe you just took it off for another reason.
00:23:18Maybe it was like an aggressive kind of a thing.
00:23:21Either way, it's probably gonna be hard for you to answer it then.
00:23:24Dad, sometimes when you talk, I feel bad.
00:23:29I know the feeling.
00:23:33Fern.
00:23:34Fern.
00:23:36Why is someone yelling Fern?
00:23:41Came from over there.
00:23:43Let's go.
00:23:44Fern!
00:23:45Fern!
00:23:46Fern, where are you?
00:23:49Mama's looking for you, Fern.
00:23:51Where are you?
00:23:52Come to Mama, Fernie.
00:23:54Fern!
00:23:55Fern!
00:23:56Oh, Fern, baby.
00:23:57Where are you?
00:23:59Fern!
00:24:00Fern, come to Mama.
00:24:01Fernie, you nasty little dog.
00:24:03Fern must be her dog.
00:24:05Is Fern or Fern?
00:24:07The logic tells me it's Fern, but my ears say Fern.
00:24:10Fern.
00:24:11Where did you go?
00:24:12Have your favorite toys, Fernie.
00:24:14Come to Mama, Fernie.
00:24:15Fern!
00:24:16Fern!
00:24:17Fern!
00:24:18Fern?
00:24:19Come to Mama, Fernie.
00:24:21Fern.
00:24:32Holy crap.
00:24:33We have to save her.
00:24:35If you hadn't taken off that shock collar, this wouldn't be happening.
00:24:37Man, I made one hell of a snake eater.
00:24:52Maybe after this meal, she'll be a little bit easier to catch, huh?
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:57Just like Thanksgiving.
00:24:59Yeah.
00:25:01You two stink.
00:25:03Shut up, scum boy.
00:25:07There he is.
00:25:14What do you think he's doing?
00:25:18Digesting.
00:25:19Make sure you get that dart right down his throat.
00:25:22That eater high, it's kind of hard to penetrate.
00:25:26What if I hit an eye?
00:25:27No, don't do that. He needs his eyes.
00:25:29Don't need both.
00:25:30You take out an eye, and I will adjust your compensation, sir.
00:25:35Fine.
00:25:36No eye.
00:25:37Any ideas how to get his attention?
00:25:41Sure.
00:25:46Work.
00:25:57I hit it right in the mouth.
00:25:58I'm going to take another dart.
00:25:59Another dart?
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:00I'll do it.
00:26:01Good, Dad.
00:26:01Good.
00:26:01Good.
00:26:01Did you get him?
00:26:23Yeah, I got him.
00:26:24Twice.
00:26:25Let's head it back to the water.
00:26:28Let's go back to the boat.
00:26:29All right, Izzy.
00:26:59Give it sexy.
00:27:00Give that cleavage.
00:27:02Yeah, girl.
00:27:12Can you get under the water?
00:27:13I know you hate it.
00:27:14Just get down.
00:27:15Nice.
00:27:24I don't know what you're doing, Troy.
00:27:29I hate it.
00:27:36Come on.
00:27:37Do it better.
00:27:38Do it again, but better.
00:27:43Don't tread on me.
00:27:44Cut!
00:27:47Troy, a moment?
00:27:48Yeah?
00:27:49Can you kind of play your air bongos a little bit more passionately, like stabbing westward?
00:27:53Did he really just say stabbing westward?
00:27:55More stabbing westward.
00:27:56Got it.
00:27:57Actually, you know what?
00:27:58Let's just do the intro again.
00:28:00More stabbing westward.
00:28:01Girls, you can take five.
00:28:02Hooray, beer!
00:28:03Beer and pills.
00:28:04Did you bring any sandwiches?
00:28:08You know it!
00:28:09All right, let's start again.
00:28:11Oh, I'm starving.
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:13I'm starving.
00:28:14Man, how far away did we leave the cooler?
00:28:16It's right up here around the corner.
00:28:20What happened here, Captain?
00:28:21That's an awful lot of scales.
00:28:23Alligator orgy, maybe?
00:28:25We should write a song called Alligator Orgy.
00:28:27You mean you haven't already?
00:28:28We haven't, by some gross oversight.
00:28:31Huh, because you would think of a swamp punk band.
00:28:34Not that swamp punk is a real genre.
00:28:36We exist, we think, and therefore, we am.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:40So, do you want to write it or co-write it?
00:28:44Who, me?
00:28:45Oh, no, my Alligator Orgy days are sadly behind me.
00:28:48I'll never say never, Captain.
00:28:52No offense, but you could totally be a doctor or something.
00:28:55Well, it's funny you should say that,
00:28:57because I jumped out of medical school to find myself.
00:29:00Where were you hiding?
00:29:02In the swamp.
00:29:03That's kind of a weird transition, don't you think?
00:29:05Well, sometimes you realize you're on this path,
00:29:07becoming someone you don't want to be,
00:29:09and you have to run in the opposite direction hard.
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:14Hey, shouldn't you be pretending to play guitar or something?
00:29:17Shouldn't you be rubbing yourself all over these alligator scales?
00:29:20I'm more into flamingos.
00:29:22Okay.
00:29:25Nice talking to you.
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:28Hey, Izzy.
00:29:29Yeah?
00:29:30You think you could play guitar more like you're in
00:29:32God Lives Underwater?
00:29:34I'll do my best.
00:29:35I'll do my best.
00:29:51Come on, baby.
00:29:52I'd know y'all out there.
00:29:56Oh.
00:29:57Yeah.
00:30:05Yes.
00:30:06Yes.
00:30:08Yes.
00:30:09Yes.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15I got it.
00:30:16Come on.
00:30:17Come on.
00:30:18Come on.
00:30:21Whoa.
00:30:22Baby.
00:30:23This is a big one.
00:30:24You ain't getting away from me.
00:30:25Holy fuck!
00:30:27Come on.
00:30:28No!
00:30:57Stop it, Izzy!
00:30:58Hey, Dennis, am I looking good?
00:31:07Is this okay?
00:31:08Yeah, it's fine.
00:31:13He's so cute.
00:31:21Are you six?
00:31:26Are you six?
00:31:27Over here peeping my girl, doing her mermaid thing
00:31:30like you're Baron Von Stroke-like?
00:31:31Okay, I'm not peeping, okay?
00:31:34Nathan likes Izzy.
00:31:37I do not, I do not, don't, you know...
00:31:39They're gonna make many babies.
00:31:41Don't, we're not...
00:31:42What is wrong with you guys?
00:31:46You flunkin' idiot.
00:31:47You should have seen you guys.
00:31:49You were like...
00:31:50Shut up.
00:31:52Is that all you got, little Missy?
00:31:55Shut up.
00:31:56Let me show you what I got.
00:31:59Shut up.
00:31:59Let's get wet.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Ha-ha-ha.
00:32:03Oh!
00:32:04Oh!
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:06Oh!
00:32:06Oh!
00:32:07Oh!
00:32:07Oh!
00:32:08Oh!
00:32:08Oh!
00:32:09Oh!
00:32:09Oh!
00:32:10Oh!
00:32:10Oh!
00:32:11Oh!
00:32:11Oh!
00:32:12Oh!
00:32:12Oh!
00:32:13Oh!
00:32:14Oh!
00:32:15Oh!
00:32:16Oh my God!
00:32:16Oh!
00:32:17Oh!
00:32:26You gotta start thinking like a perpetually hungry snake alligator.
00:32:29Keep your eyes open for something you might like to eat.
00:32:32Cut!
00:32:59That was so awesome!
00:33:00Was it good?
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:04I think it's important that we're all doing the same kind of zombie.
00:33:07I was doing Night of the Living, and Izzy was doing more of a Plan 9 from outer space.
00:33:12Uh, yeah, I was.
00:33:14Wouldn't you say swamp vixens from Uranus are more Plan 9 than Night of the Living?
00:33:18I'm just saying, I don't want to put us in a box.
00:33:20Maybe we want to do something different in the future.
00:33:23Air Director, can you settle this for us?
00:33:25I think you should do Plan of the Living Dead, but can we just do it again, okay?
00:33:30Yeah, fine.
00:33:32Night of the Living.
00:33:32Plan 9.
00:33:34Maybe Aubrey's right.
00:33:35Everyone would expect us to do Plan 9, so maybe that's why we should do Night of the Living.
00:33:39Sometimes less is more.
00:33:41Because we are so totally artists right now, having artistic conversations, this video is
00:33:46going to be so totally kick-
00:33:48Ah!
00:33:49Woo!
00:33:49Ah!
00:33:50Mega views on YouTube.
00:33:53Well, now that we've got that important issue resolved, we-
00:33:56Not great.
00:34:02What's happening here?
00:34:07What is that?
00:34:08All right, I say, Bob.
00:34:09Dad, look!
00:34:11Paypal!
00:34:18Nathan, can you get on your ship radio thingy and tell those guys to get the hell out of
00:34:21my shot?
00:34:22I can try, but that's Jake Dixon's boat.
00:34:30He's one of my least favorite people in the swamp.
00:34:32He runs some hunting tour and thinks I'm a competitor of his.
00:34:35Well, maybe you should fire off your gator rifle for emphasis.
00:34:38Not the right strategy for this guy.
00:34:42Tolome to Louie.
00:34:43Tolome to Louie was a question.
00:34:45Great.
00:34:46We got Nate Krantz with him.
00:34:47Is that going to be a problem?
00:34:48No, he likes making trouble for me and my hunting tours.
00:34:52Should I have a sponge to this mosquito?
00:34:53I'll leave that entirely up to your discretion, Mr. Dixon.
00:34:56Tolome to Louie.
00:34:57Tolome to Louie still.
00:34:59With a question.
00:35:00You see what I mean?
00:35:01He's like a gnat.
00:35:02Louie to Toilomay, what's your question?
00:35:04I'm requesting my party to move your vessel.
00:35:06They're shooting a rock video.
00:35:08And you're in their shot.
00:35:09He wants to move.
00:35:12Tell him, Fat Can for that.
00:35:14We'll move closer, but not farther away.
00:35:16Louie to Toilomay, we are not, repeat, not moving.
00:35:21Deal with it.
00:35:23Hey, move!
00:35:25No!
00:35:27What's the deal?
00:35:29Hey, what's going on, man?
00:35:31Hang on, we're about to head over there and have a little conversation.
00:35:36Dad?
00:35:37Do you think maybe they'd let me be in their rock video?
00:35:41Sure.
00:35:42If they want to ruin it.
00:35:44What are you thinking?
00:35:45I think we riled up the mosquitoes.
00:36:06One thing I can't stand is interlopers trying to tell me where I can and can't go, what I can and can't do.
00:36:12Don't worry.
00:36:13If these two are under the impression that they're men, I will quickly correct that.
00:36:24Hello, Jake.
00:36:25So you're the filmmaker, huh?
00:36:26Yeah, and I'm asking you to do me the very large favor of moving your ship about 500 feet that way.
00:36:34Well, I'm no filmmaker, but I do have a suggestion for you.
00:36:38Why don't you just point your little camera that way, hmm?
00:36:41This doesn't have to become a pissing contest.
00:36:43Why don't you shut up, Nathan?
00:36:46Don't escalate this, Jake.
00:36:48Hmm, why?
00:36:50You gonna do something about it?
00:36:52Listen, I promise you, your fishing trip or circle jerk will be just as awesome 500 feet that way as it is here.
00:37:00Circle jerk, that's a pretty intellectual statement there.
00:37:04A liberal tongue for a young man.
00:37:07Where are you born?
00:37:08Doesn't matter where he was born.
00:37:09Oh, it matters to me.
00:37:12Santa Fe, how's that?
00:37:14Do you even know the way Santa Fe?
00:37:15I sure do.
00:37:16It's right off the end of your boat, Greystoke.
00:37:19Where were you born?
00:37:20Where was I born?
00:37:21A museum?
00:37:22Yeah, of natural history.
00:37:24My whole family's born right here in the bayou.
00:37:27Back generations, all the way back to plantations.
00:37:30Now, that's certainly something to be proud of, but did your family lead its celebration-worthy life right here on this exact spot in the water?
00:37:38Matter of fact, they did, yeah.
00:37:40Oh, all right.
00:37:40I forgot swamp people can't move boats.
00:37:42Sorry.
00:37:43Listen, listen.
00:37:44I'm a man of the South.
00:37:45I love the South.
00:37:46My girls over there are also from the South, so from one southerner to another, why don't you just move your boat?
00:37:54Why don't you name one Confederate general?
00:38:01Lee.
00:38:02Everybody knows that one.
00:38:03One more.
00:38:05General Crispus Attucks.
00:38:07Well, you know, that's both ignorant and incorrect, which makes you not a true southerner.
00:38:11Well, I like grits.
00:38:13I'll give you that one.
00:38:14All right.
00:38:20What do you think they're doing over there, you guys?
00:38:23Probably talking about cool guy stuff.
00:38:25I think Nathan's probably talking about title patterns.
00:38:36You know, Nathan's not so bad.
00:38:42Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:38:44You're going to marry him.
00:38:46You always date the weirdest guys, Izzy.
00:38:48Um, out of us three, that is definitely not true.
00:38:57Izzy's right.
00:38:58Your dudes are always the weirdest.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:01They're neat.
00:39:03They are not neat.
00:39:06I was going to be like that.
00:39:07Yeah, you guys are just jealous because I always date the most interesting guys.
00:39:12If by interesting, you mean crazy.
00:39:15Hey.
00:39:16Hey.
00:39:17Okay, you guys.
00:39:18I think it's time we go get changed.
00:39:21Okay, let's go.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:22I'm just going to stay here and swim for a bit.
00:39:24You know what?
00:39:36Crazy idea.
00:39:38What if my friend Nathan here would have just...
00:39:41shoot you in the head?
00:39:42I mean, hypothetically.
00:39:43Nobody is shooting anybody in the head.
00:39:45Forgive my idiot companion.
00:39:47You know, Florida does have a stand your ground law.
00:39:50Oh, yeah.
00:39:50We remember how that worked out, huh?
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:54Hey.
00:39:54Yes, we did.
00:39:57Dad, stop embarrassing me.
00:40:00Shut up.
00:40:00There's no need for that.
00:40:01We're going to get out of your hair,
00:40:03and you don't need to make a mistake you can't take back, okay?
00:40:06I'm going to power up my boat.
00:40:07We're going to be gone, and that's the end of it.
00:40:09Start it up.
00:40:17Those guys don't mess around.
00:40:19You're lucky I got us out of there when I did.
00:40:21I need to touch a high point to make me feel better.
00:40:30Woo!
00:40:31Woo!
00:40:39How'd it go over there?
00:40:41Good.
00:40:42You didn't go berserker on them, did you?
00:40:44No.
00:40:45I'm worried you feel the love right now.
00:40:47You want to feel the love?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:48Go get me a beer.
00:40:50You serious?
00:40:51I'm thirsty.
00:40:52I'm thirsty.
00:40:54All right.
00:40:57Thanks.
00:40:58I'm thirsty.
00:40:59I'm thirsty.
00:40:59I'm thirsty.
00:40:59I'm thirsty.
00:40:59I'm thirsty.
00:40:59I'm thirsty.
00:41:00I'm thirsty.
00:41:00I'm thirsty.
00:41:01I'm thirsty.
00:41:01I'm thirsty.
00:41:01I'm thirsty.
00:41:02I'm thirsty.
00:41:02I'm thirsty.
00:41:03I'm thirsty.
00:41:03I'm thirsty.
00:41:04I'm thirsty.
00:41:04I'm thirsty.
00:41:05I'm thirsty.
00:41:05I'm thirsty.
00:41:06I'm thirsty.
00:41:07I'm thirsty.
00:41:07I'm thirsty.
00:41:08I'm thirsty.
00:41:08I'm thirsty.
00:41:09I'm thirsty.
00:41:09I'm thirsty.
00:41:10I'm thirsty.
00:41:11I'm thirsty.
00:41:11I'm thirsty.
00:41:12I'm thirsty.
00:41:13I'm thirsty.
00:41:14I'm thirsty.
00:41:15I'm thirsty.
00:41:16I'm thirsty.
00:41:17I'm thirsty.
00:41:18Oh, my God.
00:41:48I don't know, but we're not sticking around to find out.
00:42:15Here we go.
00:42:16We're going.
00:42:18There he is.
00:42:31He's coming.
00:42:33Grab the boat.
00:42:35Drive the boat.
00:42:36Move!
00:42:37Don't kill it.
00:42:47Use this.
00:42:48I'm just trying to slow it down.
00:42:50Jake, use the dark.
00:42:50When I have a shot with the dark, I'll use the dark.
00:43:10Get him!
00:43:11He went over.
00:43:11Look at him!
00:43:12Come on!
00:43:24He's coming for us.
00:43:34You got him?
00:43:43Yeah, I got him.
00:43:44You all right?
00:43:45I don't know.
00:43:46Let's get him short.
00:43:50You good?
00:43:52You been bit?
00:43:53What?
00:43:55You been bit.
00:43:56You need anti-venom right away.
00:44:04Dad.
00:44:20Oh, my.
00:44:28Oh, mighty hell.
00:44:34Oh, my son.
00:44:38Oh, my son.
00:44:40Oh, you damn fool.
00:44:42He's gone now.
00:44:45Put him in the water.
00:44:46What?
00:44:47Put him in the water.
00:44:49You want me to just leave him there?
00:44:51No, no.
00:44:52He's gone.
00:44:52It's just a shell.
00:44:55Put him in the water now, Jay, please.
00:44:58My boy.
00:45:01I love you, son.
00:45:04I truly do, but God bless you.
00:45:22Lord, give me the power to rise up and fight another day.
00:45:34Should I call this in or what?
00:45:45Should I call this in or what?
00:45:58You want to mess with this thing, be my guest.
00:46:00I'm just trying to get us as far away from that thing as possible.
00:46:03Is there a channel I'm supposed to be on or something?
00:46:05Just speak into it. I don't just talk into it. Channel one, channel one.
00:46:09Mayday! May... Am I supposed to say mayday or what?
00:46:12Yeah, say mayday, mayday.
00:46:13Mayday! S-O-S!
00:46:16It's coming, man!
00:46:20No! No! We're done!
00:46:24Police, there's an emergency. Keep in the situation.
00:46:28In the area, please. Help, help.
00:46:30No, S-O-S!
00:46:33Tor, get my rifle.
00:46:35Have either of you fired a gun?
00:46:36No, no.
00:46:37Tor, you first. Place the butt, the gun to your shoulder.
00:46:40Be ready for a kickback.
00:46:43Fire!
00:46:48Dennis, give it a try.
00:46:50Give yourself a wide stance,
00:46:51let the butt of the gun in your shoulder,
00:46:53and fire!
00:46:56I'm crapping this!
00:46:57Oh, God!
00:47:07There he is.
00:47:07I see him.
00:47:08There he is.
00:47:21And he's going to go.
00:47:27Fire!
00:47:29It's flying.
00:47:30They're following us!
00:47:31No, no, no.
00:47:33No, no, no.
00:47:33I'm going to go.
00:47:35What's that?
00:47:58An accident.
00:47:59This is when we get away when it feeds.
00:48:01We're going to head for dry land.
00:48:02Settle down now.
00:48:05This outing just got considerably more expensive.
00:48:19Whatever has to be done is going to be done.
00:48:26Go, go, go, go, go!
00:48:28Well, I think that beast is pretty well satiated by now.
00:48:46Looks like we have some time to strategize.
00:48:48Strategize?
00:48:49Like trying to figure out how to not spend the rest of our lives in prison?
00:48:52I don't know about you, but I ain't going to do any time.
00:48:53So what now?
00:48:57They say we head back to shore.
00:48:59Got it.
00:49:16Listen here, Mr. Dixon.
00:49:18And in addition to our primary guest, there's another set of circumstances that caused me problems.
00:49:23Yeah, and what's that?
00:49:24Well, there's a group of people out here in the woods, and they could press charges against me.
00:49:28In fact, they could report the existence of my beast.
00:49:31Pretty soon, they're going to be in cell phone range, and that could create problems for us both.
00:49:37And what do you suggest we do about that, huh?
00:49:39Well, what I'm trying to say is, you hunt and kill a variety of animals, don't you?
00:49:46Yeah, for the right price.
00:49:48Uh-huh.
00:49:50Ten thousand dollars a head, ease your conscience a little bit?
00:49:55Yeah, fine.
00:49:57Provided you get the cash to back it up.
00:49:59Well, you know I do. You know my family, right?
00:50:01Yeah, I do.
00:50:02Okay, then have at it.
00:50:03All right, fine. You stay here. I'll take care of this.
00:50:06It shouldn't take too long.
00:50:07And watch out for your little snake.
00:50:10Sure.
00:50:16Come on, you guys, hurry!
00:50:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:22Don't tell him we have to cross this tree.
00:50:24No, just...
00:50:25Just give me a second.
00:50:27Give him a second!
00:50:28I can't believe we're at serious risk of dying right now because of a stupid...
00:50:30Stop being so negative.
00:50:32I have every right to be negative.
00:50:33You know, your bad attitude doesn't help anything.
00:50:35Just chill out.
00:50:36You chill out.
00:50:37Down, down. Come on, come, come, come.
00:50:41Come here.
00:50:44Who was that? Why are they shooting at us?
00:50:46I don't know, but I'm a pretty good shot myself.
00:50:48I need you to draw fire for me.
00:50:50Me?
00:50:50Yes, you!
00:50:51Well, because I'm the guy? Is that it?
00:50:53Listen, Nathan, these women are feminists, which means they believe in equal opportunity.
00:50:55So I suggest, in all fairness, we draw straws.
00:50:59What?
00:50:59Come on, I came here as a favor for you guys.
00:51:02Okay, it was mutually beneficial for both of us.
00:51:04You are not a man, Dennis.
00:51:07I reject your gendered constructs.
00:51:08Come on.
00:51:09I need you to man up.
00:51:12Go!
00:51:12I'm not going.
00:51:13Do you want to know why?
00:51:14Because I am more important than these two stupid girls.
00:51:17I have things to do.
00:51:22Calm down.
00:51:24Calm down.
00:51:24Girls.
00:51:26Girls, calm down.
00:51:27I'm going to draw fire for you.
00:51:29About 300 yards that way is an old summer cottage.
00:51:32Are you sure?
00:51:33I'm sure.
00:51:34I need you to run under this log, run in a zigzag pattern.
00:51:38On three, I fire, you run, okay?
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:41Okay, we can do it.
00:51:43I'm so sorry, Dennis.
00:51:44It's sad, okay?
00:51:46But we're going to live.
00:51:46That is our focus.
00:51:47On three.
00:51:48One, two, three!
00:51:50Oh, my God!
00:51:59Dad!
00:52:00Dad!
00:52:01Run!
00:52:09Gotcha.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:14Come on.
00:52:16Come on.
00:52:18Hang on.
00:52:20Hang on.
00:52:40Listen to me, Nathan.
00:52:48You know who I am.
00:52:50You know who you are.
00:52:52You know this could only end one way.
00:52:54I can cut you a deal, though.
00:52:56The man I worked for, he'll believe anything I tell him.
00:52:58This could all end now.
00:53:00I'll go back to my boat.
00:53:02Look.
00:53:04Putting down my rifle.
00:53:06I'd like you to drop your gun, too.
00:53:08Come on, men.
00:53:10Go in our separate ways.
00:53:12You can go to your cabin.
00:53:14I'll go back to my boat.
00:53:16I'm putting my ass on the line for you, Nathan.
00:53:20Drop the knife.
00:53:24You didn't believe my lie for a second, did you?
00:53:30Come on, Nathan.
00:53:32Just go down that easy.
00:53:34Come on, boy. Get up.
00:53:36Come on. Right here.
00:53:38Let's go. Come on.
00:53:40What do you got, boy?
00:53:46You know, boy?
00:53:48I'm dumb playing around with you.
00:53:50I think it's time I put you out of your misery.
00:53:52Come on.
00:53:54I think that's what I do.
00:53:56Let's get your breath.
00:53:58Let it go.
00:54:00Here it is.
00:54:20Here.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:24You okay?
00:54:25Okay.
00:54:30Let's go.
00:54:34Let him go.
00:54:34What do you mean, let him go?
00:54:35Look, I know where he's going, and I'm the one that's going to kill him.
00:54:38I thought you were staying by the boat.
00:54:40I think I'm the best judge of my creature's habits.
00:54:43All right, fine.
00:54:43Look, stay close and stay quiet, all right?
00:54:45Let's go.
00:54:52Here he comes.
00:54:52What happened?
00:54:53Nathan.
00:54:55Nathan.
00:54:55She's been shot.
00:54:57What are we going to do?
00:54:58It's locked.
00:55:00Hurry up.
00:55:03She saw a slide of blood.
00:55:04Come on.
00:55:08Hurry.
00:55:09It's going to be all right.
00:55:09Come on, let's go to the couch.
00:55:11I need to get a tourniquet on this line.
00:55:14Izzy.
00:55:14Yeah.
00:55:15Go to the bathroom and check for a first aid.
00:55:17Great.
00:55:18Nathan, do you think they're still coming for us?
00:55:21Yeah, we're not out of the woods just yet.
00:55:23Quick, medicine cabinet.
00:55:24All right, I'm going to find some cloth and make a tourniquet.
00:55:27Just relax and breathe.
00:55:33I'm going to put this behind your hand.
00:55:36All right, we need to aim for the element of surprise.
00:55:47I think we're very much expected.
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51All right, let's settle from this direction.
00:55:52We're this way.
00:55:54Nathan.
00:55:55Boiled it.
00:56:01Here, take another squirt of this.
00:56:03You always get their back with the best of a margarine.
00:56:06Rock star times 5,000.
00:56:08I know this is going to hurt, but I've got to get that shard out of your leg.
00:56:18Whatever you've got to do, Doc.
00:56:20I'm not a doc, but I'm going to do what I can.
00:56:23Hey, did you find anything to sew her up with?
00:56:25Stitches?
00:56:26Uh, fishing line.
00:56:28Where did you learn about that?
00:56:29Izzy's super smart.
00:56:30I watch a lot of television, so.
00:56:32Listen, Doc, full disclosure, I'm on whiskey and Oxycontin.
00:56:41Oxycontin?
00:56:42It's my pill of choice.
00:56:44Well, it's a little stronger than aspirin.
00:56:46You do know what you're doing, right?
00:56:48Absolutely.
00:56:51Brace.
00:56:53Ah!
00:56:53Shh, shh, shh.
00:57:02You numb?
00:57:04A little.
00:57:05Well, wait a little until you can't feel anything, then we'll get started.
00:57:08Comfortably numb.
00:57:10Is that an indication of your status or a reference to a Pink Floyd song?
00:57:14You look super dad hot to me right now.
00:57:17Kiss me.
00:57:18We'll get to that later.
00:57:20For now, bite down on this.
00:57:23With everything you've got going on, hopefully it won't hurt too much.
00:57:26Yay!
00:57:27Yay!
00:57:32Well done.
00:57:43Now, it's just a matter of some stitches.
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:54What's that?
00:57:56Oh, please!
00:57:57Shoot!
00:57:58Please!
00:58:00Ah!
00:58:02Come here!
00:58:03I can't.
00:58:04I'm in the middle of this.
00:58:04What's going on?
00:58:05That thing's got someone else, and it's killing him in the trees.
00:58:08I think it's one of the guys from the boat.
00:58:10Better him than us.
00:58:13No!
00:58:14Ah!
00:58:17Please!
00:58:18Shoot him!
00:58:19Damn!
00:58:20Ah!
00:58:22Ah!
00:58:22Ah!
00:58:23Ah!
00:58:23Ah!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:27That's my boy.
00:58:29Ah!
00:58:29Ah!
00:58:30Ah!
00:58:30Ah!
00:58:30Ah!
00:58:31Ah!
00:58:31Ah!
00:58:32Ah!
00:58:32Ah!
00:58:32Ah!
00:58:43What's that?
00:58:44What's happening?
00:58:45Light flood!
00:58:45Light flood!
00:58:47Stay down!
00:58:48Stay down!
00:58:48Ah!
00:58:54Now what?
00:58:56Let me think.
00:58:56Let me think.
00:58:58Ah!
00:58:58Ah!
00:58:59Ah!
00:58:59Ah!
00:58:59Ah!
00:58:59Ah!
00:59:00Ah!
00:59:00Ah!
00:59:00Ah!
00:59:01Ah!
00:59:01Ah!
00:59:01Ah!
00:59:01Ah!
00:59:02Stay down.
00:59:08Here goes nothing.
00:59:29Is it gone?
00:59:31I suppose.
00:59:32For the moment.
00:59:34Can someone please get me off this table?
00:59:37Once I get you stitched up.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:45Almost done.
00:59:49What?
00:59:50Ow!
00:59:51What are we going to do?
00:59:53There's a cave nearby that's a shortcut to the main road.
00:59:57From there, we can flag down a car.
01:00:00And you're sure that it's gone?
01:00:03I'm not sure of anything.
01:00:04We'll need weapons.
01:00:06It has a healthy fear of fire right now.
01:00:10I have an idea.
01:00:11I have an idea.
01:00:12I have an idea.
01:00:12I have an idea.
01:00:12I have an idea.
01:00:13I have an idea.
01:00:14I have an idea.
01:00:14I have an idea.
01:00:14I have an idea.
01:00:15I have an idea.
01:00:15I have an idea.
01:00:16I have an idea.
01:00:16I have an idea.
01:00:16I have an idea.
01:00:17I have an idea.
01:00:17I have an idea.
01:00:18I have an idea.
01:00:18Great stuff.
01:00:45Can I have one?
01:00:47You sure you're up to it?
01:00:48Things are reversed.
01:00:49I'd want something to fight back with.
01:00:50Aubrey, this blowtorch is not a toy.
01:00:53It's a dangerous weapon.
01:00:54Is that clear?
01:00:55You can count on me.
01:00:56I got it.
01:00:57All right, but be careful.
01:01:00All right, let's roll.
01:01:02Nathan.
01:01:03Yeah?
01:01:10What was that for?
01:01:12Remember the challenge from the boat?
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:15You've earned it.
01:01:18Hey, I just had surgery.
01:01:20Where's my kiss?
01:01:23Let's roll.
01:01:24What was that?
01:01:25I don't know.
01:01:31What was that?
01:02:04All right, you're up and run, but I'll shoot you down.
01:02:11All three of yous.
01:02:12If you decide to die with honor, what's it gonna be?
01:02:16Shut up!
01:02:18This ain't up for discussion.
01:02:22What's it gonna be?
01:02:26I'll go first.
01:02:27Okay, big shot.
01:02:34Go, go!
01:02:36Red!
01:02:37Come on, Aubrey.
01:02:39Don't stop.
01:02:42Go!
01:02:44Go!
01:02:45Come on!
01:02:50Go, Aubrey, go!
01:02:52Come on!
01:02:55Follow me to the cave.
01:02:57Where?
01:02:57Not far.
01:02:58The cave?
01:02:59Trust me.
01:02:59Come on, come on.
01:03:01Come on, Nathan.
01:03:02Hurry.
01:03:04Hold on.
01:03:20Okay, here it is.
01:03:23Now keep long and watch your hands.
01:03:25Are you crazy?
01:03:26It's way too dark in there.
01:03:27No, no, no.
01:03:28Come on, Aubrey.
01:03:28It's gonna be okay.
01:03:29We got this.
01:03:30Come on, let's go.
01:03:37Watch your hand.
01:03:48Okay.
01:03:49There's one.
01:03:49Okay.
01:03:50There's one.
01:03:50There's one.
01:03:50There's one.
01:03:50There's one.
01:03:53Nathan, slow down.
01:04:10Go, go, go, go.
01:04:12Come on.
01:04:18Aubrey, you need to rest, huh?
01:04:20Okay, Nathan, wait.
01:04:22Just stop for a second.
01:04:26What's the plan?
01:04:27There's a back way out that hardly anyone knows about.
01:04:30It'll lead us right to the road.
01:04:31You're sure?
01:04:32I have it on good authority.
01:04:33So, like, you've never actually done it before?
01:04:36No, but I know a couple people who have.
01:04:38Why did you never do it?
01:04:40Because I'm not a cave guy.
01:04:41We're gonna die down here.
01:04:43We're gonna die.
01:04:46Come on, let's go.
01:04:47Keep moving.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:49Come on.
01:04:49Come on.
01:04:50Come on.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03Come on.
01:05:03Come on.
01:05:04Ow, my leg really hurts.
01:05:06Ow, come on.
01:05:12Is it close?
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:15Let's just keep moving.
01:05:16Come on.
01:05:16Come on.
01:05:16Come on.
01:05:17Come on.
01:05:18Come on.
01:05:20Come on, Nathan.
01:05:22Are we almost there?
01:05:23Yeah, seriously.
01:05:24How much farther?
01:05:25It's just around here.
01:05:25Let's keep moving.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:41Ladies?
01:05:42That's the exit?
01:05:43What?
01:05:43I know it looks small, but people have gone through it.
01:05:45It leads right to the road.
01:05:47Oh, God.
01:05:48Trust me.
01:05:48No, I'm claustrophobic, Nathan.
01:05:50I'm claustrophobic, too, but we don't have any other options.
01:05:52Okay, now, cell phones make good flashlights.
01:05:55Let's light the way and go.
01:05:56Oh, God.
01:05:56Come on.
01:05:57Oh, God.
01:05:57Okay.
01:05:58Okay, just go.
01:05:59Okay.
01:06:04Watch your step.
01:06:08Just do it here.
01:06:10I'll throw my hand.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:12Okay.
01:06:12Okay.
01:06:12Okay.
01:06:12Okay.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:14Okay.
01:06:14Okay.
01:06:14Okay.
01:06:15Nathan, I hope you know where you're going.
01:06:33Just keep your lights on.
01:06:35I see you in front of you.
01:06:37Everything is great.
01:06:37We're almost there.
01:06:38This is beyond belief.
01:06:39It could be worse.
01:06:40We could be going down the wrong tunnel.
01:06:42Wait, there are two?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:43Well, where does the other one lead?
01:06:45Nowhere.
01:06:46Oh, great.
01:06:47You sure you got the right one?
01:06:49Pretty sure.
01:06:58Oh, God.
01:07:02I think I hear something.
01:07:04It could be that guy.
01:07:05If I pass back the gun, do you want to shoot him?
01:07:07Uh, yes.
01:07:08No.
01:07:08No, no, no.
01:07:09No, I can't.
01:07:10I've never shot a gun before.
01:07:11What's that noise?
01:07:28Please, don't tell me those are rats.
01:07:30They're not rats.
01:07:33They're bats.
01:07:34You guys okay?
01:07:51Okay?
01:07:52No, I'm not okay.
01:07:54Oh, God.
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:57Let's get the hell out of here.
01:07:58Good idea.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:08:00Yeah.
01:08:00Yeah.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:04All right, ladies.
01:08:06Kill the phones.
01:08:06We got daylight.
01:08:13Careful, Abby.
01:08:14Careful.
01:08:14Okay.
01:08:15Careful.
01:08:16Ow.
01:08:16Okay.
01:08:17Where do we go?
01:08:18There's a road just east of here.
01:08:20Okay.
01:08:21Come on.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:22Okay.
01:08:25Okay.
01:08:26Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
01:08:27Hey.
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01:08:27Hey.
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01:08:28Hey.
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01:08:29Hey.
01:08:30Hey.
01:08:31Hey.
01:08:31Hey.
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Hey.
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01:08:35Hey.
01:08:35Hey.
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01:08:37Hey.
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01:08:38Hey.
01:08:38Hey.
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01:08:48Hey.
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01:08:50Hey.
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01:08:52Hey.
01:08:53Hey.
01:08:54Hey.
01:08:55Hey.
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:57Hey.
01:08:58Hey.
01:08:59Hey.
01:09:00Hey.
01:09:01Hey.
01:09:02Hey.
01:09:03Look, look. The campfire. We've got to be close now.
01:09:22We've still got a ways to go. Come on.
01:09:24You okay?
01:09:31Watch out!
01:09:33Oh, no! Come on!
01:09:39Come on!
01:09:41Aubrey, let's go!
01:09:43Aubrey, get back!
01:09:47Aubrey! Aubrey, get out of here!
01:09:56Take me!
01:09:58Aubrey, get out of here!
01:10:06She's laying up in the inside!
01:10:08It just... it just coughed her up.
01:10:20Oh, my God!
01:10:25She's not moving!
01:10:26Is he dead?
01:10:28Stay here. Stay here.
01:10:30Stay here.
01:10:32She's dead.
01:10:34We can't just walk away without her.
01:10:38Look, Izzy, I'm sorry. I really am.
01:10:40But we've got to leave that to the authorities.
01:10:42She gave her life.
01:10:44She's dead.
01:10:46We can't just walk away without her.
01:10:48Look, Izzy, I'm sorry. I really am.
01:10:50But we've got to leave that to the authorities.
01:10:52She gave her life.
01:10:54I know.
01:10:56We've got to get to town and let somebody know about this.
01:10:58There may be more than one of those things running around out here.
01:11:00Who the hell knows?
01:11:02I guess you're right, but...
01:11:04Only...
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06We're gonna get through this.
01:11:07I'm sorry.
01:11:08I'm sorry.
01:11:09I'm sorry. I really am.
01:11:10But we've got to leave that to the authorities.
01:11:11But she gave her life.
01:11:13I know.
01:11:14We've got to get to town and let somebody know about this.
01:11:16There may be more than one of those things running around out here.
01:11:18Who the hell knows?
01:11:20I guess you're right, but...
01:11:21Only...
01:11:22Come on.
01:11:23We're gonna get through this.
01:11:36Oh.
01:11:37The road.
01:11:38Finally.
01:11:39Never thought we'd make it.
01:11:41Yeah, but there's only one problem.
01:11:45What's that?
01:11:46Where are the cars?
01:11:48This road leads to Mariana.
01:11:50There's bound to be some traffic this way.
01:11:52Come on.
01:12:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:02Okay.
01:12:03Hey!
01:12:04Hey, buddy!
01:12:05Hey!
01:12:06Right here!
01:12:07Hey, hey!
01:12:08Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down, slow down.
01:12:09I need help.
01:12:10Hey, hey, hey.
01:12:11Hey.
01:12:12Slow down, slow down.
01:12:14What's up, buddy?
01:12:15Don't even ask.
01:12:16But the girl here is dehydrated bad.
01:12:18We need a ride into town.
01:12:19Maybe, uh, to a hospital or emergency room.
01:12:23Well, I just came from there, but y'all hop in the back.
01:12:25Oh, great.
01:12:26Thanks so much.
01:12:27My pleasure.
01:12:28You guys look like you've been through some sort of major ordeal.
01:12:44Well, that we have.
01:12:45Well, what happened?
01:12:46We ran into an animal.
01:12:47Well, what kind of animal?
01:12:48A snake.
01:12:49A gator.
01:12:50Well, which one was it?
01:12:51A gator or a snake?
01:12:52A gator.
01:12:53Well, which one was it?
01:12:54A gator or a snake?
01:12:55A gator.
01:12:56It was a gator, I think.
01:12:57I never known a little gator around these parts to be so aggressive.
01:12:59Oh, this one was definitely aggressive.
01:13:01You poor souls.
01:13:02You poor souls.
01:13:03You poor souls.
01:13:32All right, I'm gonna fill up my tank, and then we're gonna get you guys the medical
01:13:44attention or whatever y'all need.
01:13:46Wouldn't mind washing some of this, some of this filth off my hands.
01:13:50All right.
01:13:51Well, the bathroom's right over there, and I'm just gonna run inside.
01:13:58Come on, Izzy.
01:13:59Let's, let's freshen up.
01:14:00Nathan, I, I can't think about that right now.
01:14:03My friends, they're all dead.
01:14:15Give me your hand!
01:14:16Nathan!
01:14:19He's after him!
01:14:20He's after him!
01:14:21He's after him!
01:14:30What do we do?
01:14:31What do we do?
01:14:32What do we do?
01:14:33What do we do?
01:14:34There's an ATV out there.
01:14:39We're gonna make a run for it.
01:14:40No, it'll get us.
01:14:41You still have that lighter?
01:14:42Yeah.
01:14:43Why?
01:14:44Good.
01:14:45We're gonna create a little diversion.
01:14:46On three, we run.
01:14:49One, two, three!
01:14:51One, two, three!
01:14:58Hold on!
01:15:00Get out!
01:15:21It's gaining on us!
01:15:23Go faster, Nathan!
01:15:24It's gaining on us!
01:15:25Go faster, Nathan!
01:15:26It's gaining on us!
01:15:27Go faster, Nathan!
01:15:28Nathan!
01:15:29I really can't.
01:15:30What are we gonna do?
01:15:31Nathan!
01:15:32I really can't.
01:15:33What are we gonna do?
01:15:34Ah!
01:15:35Thank you!
01:15:36I really can't!
01:15:37What are we gonna do?!
01:15:38Ah!
01:15:39Ah!
01:15:40Ah!
01:15:41Ah!
01:15:42Ah!
01:15:43Ah!
01:15:44Ah!
01:15:45Ah!
01:15:46Ah!
01:15:46Ah!
01:15:47Ah!
01:15:48Ah!
01:15:49Ah!
01:15:50Ah!
01:15:53Ah!
01:15:54Ah!
01:15:55Ah!
01:15:56Ah!
01:15:57Ah!
01:15:58Ah!
01:15:59Ah!
01:16:00Ah!
01:16:01Ah!
01:16:02Ah!
01:16:03It's getting closer.
01:16:09Don't stop, Nathan.
01:16:24I've got an idea.
01:16:25There's no way out.
01:16:26Yes, there is, there is.
01:16:28You hear that?
01:16:32Go, go, go!
01:16:33Go, go, go!
01:16:48Hitch up your drawers.
01:16:49Go, go, go!
01:17:07Shoot it, Nathan!
01:17:12Shoot it!
01:17:13Shoot it!
01:17:15Let's go.
01:17:45Don't try it on me, superbitch.
01:17:52Hey, that's the name of our song.
01:17:59And there's your next album cover.
01:18:15Good job, babe.
01:18:18Woo!
01:18:19Did you hear that?
01:18:39That don't bother me.
01:18:41You are the ugliest thing that I've ever seen.
01:18:45Run my kill.
01:18:46Wait, not to be next, hold on to you.
01:18:49No!
01:18:50Catch that beast alive.
01:18:51Hold on, and I'll survive.
01:18:53Don't try it on me.
01:18:58Don't try it on me.
01:18:59Don't try it on me.
01:19:01Don't try it on me.
01:19:03Don't try it on me.
01:19:06Don't try it on me.