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00:00:00Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane, wait, can you hear the song right now?
00:00:09This is like my favorite song.
00:00:11Wait, Dane, hold on, wait, seriously, I'm talking right now.
00:00:13Listen, can you hear, can you hear the song?
00:00:15If you can hear it, you should sing along with me.
00:00:20It'll be like a duet, it's super romantic.
00:00:23Do you hear the song?
00:00:25Do you, you don't, well, I think you should like my singing.
00:00:27That's mean of you to say.
00:00:28Yeah, I know I got all the words wrong, I've only heard it once, but it's like the best.
00:00:33No, shut up, I have a really good voice.
00:00:36Hey, Zane, how do you spell anti-disestablishmentarianism?
00:00:41No, I will not get over it, Zane, I'll never get over it.
00:00:45Because it was the sixth worst day of my life, you've seen my list, okay, I'm never gonna forget that.
00:00:50What the, turtle?
00:00:52Bully!
00:00:58Wow, so this is your big birthday surprise?
00:01:08Yep.
00:01:09You know, I think my dad misunderstood when I told him I wanted something small and sporty.
00:01:13Yeah, well, it definitely is small.
00:01:15You know, I had all these dreams of packing up the trunk of my new car and driving off to college, independent and adventurous and in charge of my own destiny.
00:01:26Now, I'm more likely to get run over by a semi-truck before I even hit the suburbs.
00:01:31Here, you could use this.
00:01:34Was there something wrong with my hair?
00:01:35Uh, no, no, I just think you need a little touch-up.
00:01:40Oh, yeah?
00:01:41Like, all up in there.
00:01:43Oh, yeah.
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:44Okay, yeah, you, it's better, much better.
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:46You look good.
00:01:47You know, the blue is pretty, though.
00:01:49It's, like, good for your skin tone, your eyes.
00:01:52I'm feeling it.
00:01:54My eyes are brown.
00:01:55Yeah.
00:01:57Uh-huh.
00:01:57That's what I said.
00:01:58Okay.
00:01:58Come on, we're gonna be late.
00:01:59Okay.
00:02:01Here's your brush.
00:02:02It came out of nowhere, like, like, like some kind of ninja turtle, which I think is where they got the title from.
00:02:07Anyway, if it wasn't for my fear of retribution from animal rights activists, I would have just mowed the thing down.
00:02:13But I made the conscious decision to, like, swerve out of the way and save its life because I'm a hero.
00:02:19Yeah.
00:02:20Well, they don't really go over the whole turtle thing in driver's head.
00:02:22They don't, which is extremely upsetting to me because it put a serious dent in my dream to be a taxi driver slash male model.
00:02:29Dude, that was never gonna happen.
00:02:31I couldn't be a taxi driver?
00:02:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:02:33On the plus side, a scooter is super easy to park.
00:02:36I guess so.
00:02:38And it's environmentally friendly.
00:02:39True.
00:02:40That's good.
00:02:40And on the weekends, you can make Chinese food deliveries.
00:02:43Ooh.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:44Specifically to me.
00:02:45Oh.
00:02:46What?
00:02:47As if my day wasn't bad enough.
00:02:51Where is that obnoxious weasel?
00:02:57I just don't understand why my dad won't get me another car.
00:03:01It's every teenager's right to have a car.
00:03:04Okay?
00:03:04That's in the Constitution.
00:03:06Thomas Jefferson was all over that one.
00:03:08I'm actually kind of on your dad's side about this one.
00:03:11Because this is, like, the third car you've totaled.
00:03:13Like, everyone hasn't been through that.
00:03:16It's part of learning how to drive.
00:03:17I'm...
00:03:18I've never...
00:03:18Whoa.
00:03:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:21You know, you could be arrested for that.
00:03:23Oh, can I?
00:03:24Uh-huh.
00:03:25Arrested for committing this public service?
00:03:27This is part of my campus beautification initiative.
00:03:30You can read about it in my five-step program,
00:03:32How Feral Bennett Will Become President.
00:03:34Okay, yeah.
00:03:35You know, if you wanted to clean this campus, Feral,
00:03:38you'd leave it.
00:03:38I would never leave this campus.
00:03:40Did you hear the news?
00:03:41Big Jim is having a contest.
00:03:42You can win a new car.
00:03:44I could win a new car.
00:03:45That's what we were just talking about.
00:03:46It's fate.
00:03:49I don't know who that guy is.
00:03:51Bye, friend.
00:03:53We'll finish this later.
00:03:55Yes, we will.
00:03:56Let's go, Emerson.
00:03:58Okay.
00:03:59Em...
00:03:59Emerson.
00:04:07Arrested.
00:04:08Hey there, I'm Big Jim.
00:04:12Like you don't already know.
00:04:14And as always, I'm here at Big Jim's car depot
00:04:17with my loyal dog, Bo.
00:04:19Hey, wave hi there, Bo.
00:04:21Now, listen up.
00:04:22Here at Big Jim's car depot,
00:04:24we feel your pain.
00:04:26You're a teenager.
00:04:27And all you want is a new car.
00:04:29Well, how would you like to win this car?
00:04:32It's as simple as putting your hand on this beauty.
00:04:36Then it's all about who wants it the most.
00:04:38The teen who could stand with their hand on this car the longest
00:04:42drives her home.
00:04:44If you're between the ages of 16 and 19,
00:04:46you can enter.
00:04:47Just text
00:04:48DREAMCAR
00:04:49to 06578.
00:04:52Oh!
00:04:52Don't you get caught sitting in the slow lane for too long.
00:04:55You may get left in the dust.
00:04:58Come on, Bo.
00:04:59Woo!
00:05:00Woo!
00:05:00Woo!
00:05:01Woo!
00:05:01Woo!
00:05:08Okay, so I downloaded an app that will Robotex and entries to the contest.
00:05:12I've calculated that by 3 o'clock.
00:05:13I'll have entered 1.2 million times.
00:05:15Oh, you're gonna win.
00:05:17Oh, yeah.
00:05:19Wait.
00:05:20Dude, this is the wrong number.
00:05:21No, it's not.
00:05:22Well, maybe it is.
00:05:23I don't care.
00:05:24It'll get there.
00:05:24Okay, I promise.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:27Want to get lunch?
00:05:27Woo!
00:05:28Woo!
00:05:28Woo!
00:05:29Woo!
00:05:29Woo!
00:05:30Woo!
00:05:30Woo!
00:05:31Woo!
00:05:31Woo!
00:05:32Woo!
00:05:32Woo!
00:05:33Woo!
00:05:33Woo!
00:05:34Woo!
00:05:34Therefore, fellow citizens of these great classrooms, I guarantee that if elect...
00:05:40Excuse me.
00:05:41When elected class president, I will endeavor to eliminate nuclear weapons, not only from
00:05:51this campus, but from the entire world.
00:05:53Yeah!
00:05:54Woo!
00:05:55Woo!
00:05:56Woo!
00:05:57I will make the importation of ivory illegal in all classrooms in the upper school.
00:06:03Woo!
00:06:04Woo!
00:06:05Woo!
00:06:06And I will negotiate a unilateral ceasefire that will effectively end the war with the
00:06:15junior class.
00:06:15Woo!
00:06:16Woo!
00:06:17And I also, I want to reinstate the soda machines in the cafeteria because we don't
00:06:22want no stinking juice boxes anymore!
00:06:24Yes!
00:06:25Woo!
00:06:26Woo!
00:06:27Okay, you guys have been great.
00:06:28Vote Farrell, not Amy.
00:06:30Woo!
00:06:31Tell him, Amy!
00:06:32Not only does my opponent promise the impossible, he promises the incomprehensible.
00:06:39Love you, girl!
00:06:40Elect me as your president and I promise to have my opponent expelled.
00:06:43Woo!
00:06:44Yes!
00:06:45Yes!
00:06:46Woo!
00:06:47They're announcing the contestants for Big Jim's Dream Car Contest right now, online!
00:06:51It's mine.
00:06:52It's my phone.
00:06:53Let me just see.
00:06:54Hi, I'm Maya.
00:06:55And I'm Mia.
00:06:56And together, we're M&M.
00:06:57And we're here to introduce to you all the things you don't want to miss out on.
00:06:58Today, we're giving you an up-close and personal look of the totally awesome teens who have
00:06:59been chosen to be contestants in Big Jim's Dream Car Contest.
00:07:14Let's meet them now.
00:07:16Here's contestant number one.
00:07:18I am so stoked to be the first dude chosen.
00:07:22I mean, some may question the physical toughness it takes to compete in such a grueling sporting
00:07:27endeavor, but I say, your physical is my metaphysical, man.
00:07:30I'm all about the adrenaline, alright?
00:07:32I've outrun avalanches on my snowboard, I've gone ice climbing on the glaciers of Antarctica,
00:07:37and I have fearlessly surfed alongside great white sharks in South Africa.
00:07:41Nothing is too extreme for me.
00:07:42If it's got wings, or wheels, or a cadenium sun death, oh, it's got my name written all
00:07:48over it.
00:07:49Alright, keep living the dream, bros.
00:07:54Here's contestant number two.
00:07:56Oh, hi, everyone.
00:07:57It's Sophie here.
00:07:58Welcome to my awesome channel, where I clue you in on all the latest tips and trends in
00:08:02the world of beauty and fashion.
00:08:04Today, we'll be discussing the importance of sunscreen.
00:08:07But, before I get into that though, I want to share with all of my thousands of super
00:08:12close friends out there the incredible news that I have been picked to participate in
00:08:16Big Jim's Dream Car Contest.
00:08:18Now, I know there are a ton of you who are probably thinking, OMG, she's already beautiful,
00:08:24and now she's lucky too.
00:08:26And you may be feeling just a little bit left out, but not to worry, I have got you covered.
00:08:31As always, I will be documenting everything that happens during the contest on YouTube, Twitter,
00:08:36Vine, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, WeChat, Foursquare, Habo, Audra+, Nikki, RinRin,
00:08:40and of course, my own website.
00:08:42So you'll all be able to go on this very special journey with me.
00:08:45And don't forget to like me, it lets me know you care.
00:08:48So now, on to my beauty tip of the day, sunscreen.
00:08:51You should totally wear it.
00:08:55Here's contestant number three.
00:08:57I'm a three-time Indian champion.
00:08:58I took first place in the Tata and Talitha in the same day.
00:09:01I completed the 24 hours of a month in 22 hours.
00:09:05No one's more qualified to win this competition than me.
00:09:10Here's contestant number four.
00:09:13Hi, I'm Lala, physics.
00:09:15You know how in every team movie there's that awkward, shy girl who just needs a transforming
00:09:20makeover so that she can win the affections of a good-looking, popular boy?
00:09:26Well, that's not me.
00:09:27My hair may not be as shiny as yours or my teeth as white or my clothes as literally cool.
00:09:32You may not invite me to your parties or even know that I exist.
00:09:35But guess what?
00:09:36I don't care because I'm smarter than you.
00:09:40I'm captain of the science team.
00:09:41We're three-time state champs.
00:09:43Oh, you don't think that's cool?
00:09:45It's not.
00:09:46It's freezing.
00:09:47As in the formula for freezing point depression, but you probably don't know that because you've
00:09:51been too busy playing that dumb app with the mad birds.
00:09:54An app that I invented, by the way, when I was nine.
00:09:58So you may ignore me and my friends now, but one day when we're tech billionaires, you'll
00:10:03be fetching us coffee and picking up our hoodies from the dry cleaners.
00:10:05Winning a car at big gyms?
00:10:08I don't need to be better looking or stronger or tougher or more popular than you to win.
00:10:15I just need to be me.
00:10:18Here's contestant number five.
00:10:20Whoa!
00:10:21Kobe man!
00:10:22Defensive end!
00:10:23Roosevelt High!
00:10:24My game plan to win this car is simple.
00:10:27I'll use my superior athletic conditioning to send each and every one of my opponents
00:10:32that home on a stretcher in absolute tears until I'll remain the last one standing and
00:10:37I take home the champion of shit.
00:10:40Whoa!
00:10:41Go Sparks!
00:10:42Dude!
00:10:43I wasn't ready!
00:10:44Can we do that again?
00:10:45Here's contestant number six.
00:10:46I think everyone should give back.
00:10:47It's really our duty as Americans.
00:10:48Personally, I get up at 4 a.m. every day to work at the donut shop, then head to work
00:10:49at the rock quarry after school.
00:11:03But I still find time every week to volunteer here, helping out good citizens.
00:11:11Mr. Adams, here you go.
00:11:14Because that's what my dad taught me to do.
00:11:18He's away fighting in Canada, defending our country.
00:11:22But he said, son, everyone can serve in some way, even if it's just by serving our fellow
00:11:30team.
00:11:31And contestant number seven.
00:11:33Yeah!
00:11:34Yo!
00:11:35Rapping cat here and I'm spitting a rhyme.
00:11:38Busting it out in four, four times.
00:11:40Leaving all you in my lyrical desk as kitty.
00:11:43Ayo, I'm the upper crust, all you punks riding on my tail.
00:11:47You better back off cause I'm bound to flail.
00:11:49Now hail to the feline king.
00:11:51On your knees, son.
00:11:53Yo!
00:11:54And kiss my ring.
00:11:55Kiss my ring.
00:11:56Kiss my ring.
00:11:57Everybody best be kissing my ring.
00:11:59Well, Mia.
00:12:00Those sure are seven lucky teenagers.
00:12:01Wait a second.
00:12:02Did you say seven?
00:12:03I did say seven.
00:12:04But there should be eight contestants.
00:12:06Well, silly.
00:12:07The eighth one is a surprise.
00:12:08They don't even know they've been picked yet.
00:12:09From north side, to north side, to north side, to north side, to north side, to north side.
00:12:14Contestant number eight.
00:12:15Contestant number eight of Big Jim's dream car contest is...
00:12:19Feral Bennett!
00:12:20What?
00:12:21Yes!
00:12:22Oh, yes!
00:12:23I win!
00:12:24I win!
00:12:25Everyone, thank you so much.
00:12:26I don't care about this anymore.
00:12:27I'm gonna win a car!
00:12:28Yes!
00:12:29Yes!
00:12:30Yes!
00:12:31Sweet.
00:12:32Sweet.
00:12:34Yes!
00:12:35Yes!
00:12:36Yes!
00:12:37Oh, yes!
00:12:38I win!
00:12:39I win!
00:12:40Everyone, thank you so much.
00:12:41I don't care about this anymore.
00:12:42I'm gonna win a car!
00:12:43Yes!
00:12:44Yes!
00:12:45Yes!
00:12:46We did it!
00:13:03Ooh!
00:13:04That's kind of scary.
00:13:05It's horrifying!
00:13:06Look at this, man.
00:13:08This is where it all goes down.
00:13:10This is the end of the road.
00:13:11This is for all the marbles.
00:13:13This is where we separate the men from the boys.
00:13:15This is for the whole kitten caboodle.
00:13:19You make that up?
00:13:20No.
00:13:21That's legit.
00:13:22Kitten caboodle.
00:13:23People say that all the time.
00:13:24No.
00:13:25Yes!
00:13:26You don't even know what a caboodle is.
00:13:27It's a...
00:13:28It's a Korean poodle.
00:13:29A caboodle.
00:13:31Seriously, you didn't know that?
00:13:32A very aggressive breed.
00:13:34Dog.
00:13:35Really?
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:38He's on me!
00:13:39Ah!
00:13:40Ah!
00:13:43My money's on him to win.
00:13:44Thank you, Zane.
00:13:45Uh-huh, concussion brain.
00:13:46I'm gonna spell this out for you because you probably can't read.
00:13:49F!
00:13:50As in failure.
00:13:53You know what, dork?
00:13:54Are you even talking trash about winning this?
00:13:55Oh, I don't talk trash.
00:13:57I talk truth.
00:13:58Words aren't gonna help you win this competition, babe.
00:14:00This is all physical.
00:14:02And I've been training.
00:14:03Really?
00:14:04How do you train for this?
00:14:06Well, I've been standing around a lot.
00:14:13Eleven hours, twenty-three minutes.
00:14:15What's that?
00:14:16How long you been hanging out with your Doctor Who action figures last night?
00:14:19No.
00:14:20That's how long you'll last in this competition.
00:14:22According to our scientific calculations.
00:14:24Colby!
00:14:25Colby!
00:14:26He's our man!
00:14:27If he can't win this, no one can!
00:14:28Sorry.
00:14:29It's just like, he's a football player.
00:14:32And they're not.
00:14:33Like, he's used to physical punishment.
00:14:35I think the last thing you tackle was a bag of Cheetos.
00:14:38They carried this cooler.
00:14:43Oh, look at this guy.
00:14:45This is all that.
00:14:46He is all that.
00:14:47He's all that with a side of fries.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:51Why does he need a car?
00:14:52He's already caught a motorcycle.
00:14:53I know, right?
00:14:54He's probably just getting in the car so he can jump over on a stupid motorcycle.
00:14:57Loser.
00:15:00Dude.
00:15:02I'm sorry.
00:15:03My money and everything else is on her to win.
00:15:07Sorry, man.
00:15:08I forgive you.
00:15:09It's understandable.
00:15:11Here's a guy from the Cat videos!
00:15:13Hey!
00:15:14And you're the girl in the girl videos.
00:15:16I love rapping Cat.
00:15:17I retweet everything he says.
00:15:18He's so funny.
00:15:19I don't know where he comes up with some of that stuff.
00:15:21Actually, he comes up with that stuff through me.
00:15:24Oh, right.
00:15:25Because he can't type with his little paws.
00:15:27And he can't rap either because, you know, he's a cat.
00:15:32Right.
00:15:33Why isn't he here?
00:15:36Because he's at home, being a cat.
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:40I see you brought your entourage.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:42That's a crazy cat lady.
00:15:44She follows me everywhere.
00:15:46She wants to meet the rapping Cat, but I'm afraid she wants to eat.
00:15:50Oh.
00:15:51Well, as far as I'm concerned, any fan is a good fan.
00:15:54Speaking of fans, where are your supporters?
00:15:57I have all the friends I need right here.
00:16:02Well, good luck.
00:16:03You too.
00:16:04Oh.
00:16:05Okay.
00:16:06Hi.
00:16:07Aw.
00:16:08All right.
00:16:09I gotta go set up camp.
00:16:10You gotta represent, buddy, okay?
00:16:11I'm gonna represent!
00:16:12All right.
00:16:13You gotta win one for other.
00:16:14Semi-intelligent, moderately handsome guys out there.
00:16:16They need me as their leader.
00:16:17Be the leader!
00:16:18Be the leader!
00:16:19Be the leader!
00:16:20Meditate.
00:16:21Meditate.
00:16:22Uh.
00:16:23Uh.
00:16:24You got it.
00:16:25I'm ready.
00:16:26You got it.
00:16:27Okay, don't drop that.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:29I miss you.
00:16:30Miss you too.
00:16:32Hey, you're Farrell, right?
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:34Contessa Marie.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36You must be Chris, right?
00:16:38Number seven.
00:16:39Actually, I'm number one.
00:16:40Or I will be when this is over.
00:16:43I'm just messing with you.
00:16:44Oh.
00:16:45Man.
00:16:46Um.
00:16:47Actually, you know, I'm kind of pulling for all of us.
00:16:50We all deserve to win.
00:16:51Just that maybe some of us deserve it a little bit more than others.
00:16:57Are you messing with me again?
00:16:58I can't really tell when you're being serious.
00:16:59Oh.
00:17:00Look at her.
00:17:02Beautiful, isn't she?
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:06It's kind of like in a Kardashian way, I guess.
00:17:08She's not really my type, though.
00:17:09But, like, I see how...
00:17:11Oh, no.
00:17:12Not her.
00:17:14Her.
00:17:19Oh, my goodness.
00:17:21terra reeze.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:24Um.
00:17:25Ah, per sec, difficile.
00:17:27Okay, good
00:17:27God.
00:17:40Uh-huh.
00:17:41Use captions too.
00:17:42Ah, per sec.
00:17:43You are a total loser.
00:17:57Seriously, Toll, get out of my car.
00:18:01Your car?
00:18:03Unless you came here with a checkbook today, this ain't your car.
00:18:07No, no, I'm not gonna buy a car.
00:18:10I'm gonna win one.
00:18:11It turns out, Game Ninja King 4.0 didn't realize he actually had to leave his house to be in the contest.
00:18:17So they had to draw for a replacement.
00:18:19No.
00:18:20And guess who they picked?
00:18:23No!
00:18:29How to look with the car, good right?
00:18:31What do you think, huh?
00:18:32What are you doing?
00:18:36I'm just testing out the waters.
00:18:38Look, I'm already athletic and good looking.
00:18:40All I need now is a cool car and I can get any girl I want.
00:18:43Really?
00:18:44That's why you want the car?
00:18:45So you can score chicks?
00:18:46That's the only reason any guy wants a car like this.
00:18:49Because a girl finds a guy more attractive if he drives a nice car.
00:18:51And that's a scientific fact.
00:18:53Am I right?
00:18:54Oh, so scientifically speaking, what kind of car does a girl need to drive to get a guy's attention?
00:19:00A guy can care less what a car a girl drives.
00:19:04I only care about the way that you look.
00:19:06That's not a scientific fact.
00:19:07That's a biology.
00:19:08Am I right?
00:19:12That is so Neanderthal of you.
00:19:15And why do you want the car?
00:19:16Because I want to prove that a strong mind is more powerful than a strong body.
00:19:21So this contest is just a science experiment for you?
00:19:24That's as good a reason as any other.
00:19:26Why do you want the car?
00:19:27I'm using this contest to boost my social media profile.
00:19:30Same with Jerome.
00:19:31Yo, I just want to be able to do something without a cat for once, you know?
00:19:34Okay, does anyone actually want the car just to have the car?
00:19:38I do.
00:19:39I want it so I can jump over it on my motorcycle.
00:19:41I knew it!
00:19:42I knew it, dude!
00:19:43Do you remember?
00:19:44Oh, you weren't there when I said that.
00:19:45I'm sorry.
00:19:46Okay, so you don't even need the car?
00:19:47That doesn't seem fair.
00:19:48Fair?
00:19:49Oh, oh, we're talking about fair stuff now, are we, Amy?
00:19:53Your dad's rich.
00:19:54You can buy any car you want.
00:19:56Why are you here?
00:19:57Just because she's rich doesn't mean she can't win.
00:20:00We all have our reasons for being here.
00:20:02Yeah, what's yours, huh?
00:20:03You want to donate the car to charity so you can, like, save a handicapped whale or an underprivileged puma or something?
00:20:08Actually, I wanted the car so I could sell it and pay for my mom's kidney transplant before it's too late.
00:20:15I'm just kidding.
00:20:18Oh.
00:20:19My mom is fine.
00:20:21It's a horrible joke.
00:20:22I just wanted the car to give it to her so she didn't have to walk through her job as a janitor at the prison every day.
00:20:27It's 15 miles each way and it gets cold in the winter.
00:20:32Hi, I'm Maya.
00:20:34And I'm Mia.
00:20:35And together we're M&M.
00:20:37And we're here at Big Jim's for the start of his dream car contest.
00:20:40As you can see, all the lucky contestants are already here surrounding the car.
00:20:44If I were them, I'd be sitting down as much as I could right now.
00:20:47That's because you tend to be a little bit lazy and let other people do the work for you.
00:20:50Let's say hi!
00:20:52Here we have Jerome Bryant. You all know him as the man behind Rap and Cat.
00:20:56Literally, he's the guy who stands behind Rap and Cat.
00:20:59And then we have none other than Sophie Jackson, internet sensation.
00:21:02Aw, she's almost as pretty in person as she is online.
00:21:06Then we have Clyde Kosai.
00:21:08And Colby Mann, our stud muffin athletes.
00:21:12I love athletes. They're so athletic.
00:21:15So do I, although a few more sit-ups wouldn't kill you, Colby.
00:21:19And then we have all the rest.
00:21:23It's a big honor to be here.
00:21:25Do you hear that?
00:21:27Hear what? The sound of dreams about to come true?
00:21:30It's Big Jim!
00:21:34Hey there! Hello!
00:21:37How you doing? Hey, good to see you, partner!
00:21:40Hey, how's it going? Hey!
00:21:42Hey, everybody!
00:21:43Welcome to my car depot.
00:21:45It's great having you here.
00:21:46I was just telling Beau, it's like having a family over for a barbecue.
00:21:50Ain't it, Beau?
00:21:51We should be serving hot dogs or something, shouldn't we?
00:21:53No, no, no. We ain't here for hot dogs today.
00:21:58We here for hot dogs.
00:22:00All right!
00:22:01We are here for that magnificent machine.
00:22:04Ain't she a beauty?
00:22:05And one of you beautiful youngsters is gonna take that car home very soon.
00:22:11Or maybe not so soon. Who knows?
00:22:13We may be here a few hours. We may be here a few weeks. I don't know.
00:22:17But before we get started, I do have to tell you a few things that I am legally bound to communicate in your direction.
00:22:26So, girls.
00:22:28Participation in this contest can result in, but is not limited to, swelling in the feet and lower legs, numbness in the hands, confusion, dizziness, indigestion, severe constipation, nausea and vomiting, muscle aching, neck pain, sleeplessness, sudden vision loss, deep feign thrombosis, and in some cases, spontaneous combustion and sudden death.
00:22:49Good luck!
00:22:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there, girls. Nobody's gonna die, okay?
00:22:55Maybe from happiness, but not from standing around for a few hours. Thank you, girls.
00:23:00Anyways, I can tell what you all are thinking.
00:23:03You're thinking, I'm just standing here now. Why don't we get this thing going?
00:23:07Well, there are a few things that you need to know before we start.
00:23:11First off, you will get one ten-minute break every two hours at the top of the hour.
00:23:18Now, you can eat, drink, or pee. I don't care. Just as long as you're back in time.
00:23:23Because if you're not, you're out, right?
00:23:26And when you hear this sound...
00:23:31Ooh, that means that someone's time here has come to an end.
00:23:35Next, do not, under any circumstances, lift your hand off the car, except for on a brake.
00:23:43If you lift your hand, even the teeniest, littlest bet, you're out.
00:23:51And next, no sitting. Just stand there with your hand on the car.
00:23:56It's as simple as that.
00:23:58Last man or woman standing wins that magnificent machine.
00:24:04And one last thing. You are all on the honor system.
00:24:10If you see any of your fellow contestants lift their hand, you are obligated to report it.
00:24:16But to avoid any kind of moral conundrum, two of you have to see it for it to be official.
00:24:24Helps keep things on the up and up. Are we clear?
00:24:28Everybody ready?
00:24:34Good luck.
00:24:36Girls, count them down.
00:24:38Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, go!
00:24:58One last, eight, 10, seven, nine, eight, 10, four, three, one, five, four, three, four, four, three, two, and eight.
00:25:13I'm going to put it in a little bit, so I'm going to put it in a little bit.
00:25:43Dude, whoa, are you okay?
00:25:58How could they expect us to do this, man?
00:26:00We're just kids.
00:26:01How is this so brutal?
00:26:05I don't know how much time I can last.
00:26:10Hey, get in there, man.
00:26:11Just breathe.
00:26:12I can't see.
00:26:17I can't breathe.
00:26:19I can't feel my legs.
00:26:23Oh, okay, two people saw that, right?
00:26:39It was 11 minutes to 23 seconds.
00:26:44Not 11 hours, 23 minutes.
00:26:46If this would have been a mathcathlon, that would have cost us everything.
00:26:49Would you look at that?
00:26:52Kids these days, huh?
00:26:54With their world wide web and they're on demand.
00:26:58Just ain't willing to put in the time, are they?
00:27:02Bo, why don't you go clean up that big gold mess, huh?
00:27:0711 minutes.
00:27:0811 minutes.
00:27:09That's sad.
00:27:10That's sad.
00:27:11That's just sad right there.
00:27:13What?
00:27:14A tragic turn of events today as Colby man collapsed and died mere moments into the contest.
00:27:19I'm not dead.
00:27:20He will be dearly missed.
00:27:21Wait.
00:27:22One down, six to go.
00:27:26Do you ever do anything in life without posting it?
00:27:33The real question is, if I don't post it, did it ever really happen?
00:27:38Well, things certainly have picked up around here, haven't they, huh?
00:27:44I got a feeling this contest may just work out for us.
00:27:47You know what I'm going to do?
00:27:49I'm going to go sell me some cars.
00:27:51Bo, why don't you go fetch some brochures?
00:27:55Oh, come on, big guy.
00:27:58I wasn't trying to be disrespectful.
00:28:00You know what?
00:28:01You look tired.
00:28:02Why don't you just take the load off?
00:28:03Sit, boy.
00:28:04Sit.
00:28:05Oh, come on now.
00:28:08It's just a joke.
00:28:09You don't have to actually sit.
00:28:11Stay.
00:28:12Stay.
00:28:13Oh, come on now.
00:28:15I'm just playing with you, Bo.
00:28:17All right, let's talk this out.
00:28:19Speak.
00:28:20Speak, good boy.
00:28:23It's been one hour and 58 minutes, and this contest has gone from friendly to fierce.
00:28:28From chummy to cutthroat.
00:28:30From serene to...
00:28:31To...
00:28:32To...
00:28:33To...
00:28:34What's an S word?
00:28:35Stupid.
00:28:36We're looking for a word that starts with an S.
00:28:39It's not that hard, sister.
00:28:41Oh, two in a row.
00:28:53I don't know what's going on between you two, but we're already in a competition, okay?
00:28:58We don't need another.
00:28:59Seriously.
00:29:00You guys aren't trending at all.
00:29:02I've posted like five things about you and you have zero likes.
00:29:05It's kind of sad.
00:29:06Okay, first of all, there's no competition here.
00:29:09At least not from my side.
00:29:10She's competing with me, but she just always has, so...
00:29:12Oh, really?
00:29:13Is that right?
00:29:14Yes, that is right.
00:29:15It all started when we were six, and you just swooped in out of nowhere and stole my crown
00:29:19for the...
00:29:20What?
00:29:24At the Junior Sunburst beauty pageant.
00:29:26Yeah, because that pageant was for girls.
00:29:29That was never specifically defined in the rule book!
00:29:31Okay, well how about the time that you joined the Girl Scouts just to prove you could sell
00:29:35more cookies than me?
00:29:36Yeah, and I did sell more cookies than you, and you cried.
00:29:38I did not.
00:29:39He's lying.
00:29:40I did not.
00:29:41How you convinced our basketball coach to make you center instead of me.
00:29:45Oh, it's not my fault you hadn't hit puberty yet.
00:29:49Ninth grade, how you challenged me in the spelling bee, and that whole competition was fixed!
00:29:53For you to win, and you know that!
00:29:55Fixed?
00:29:56If by fixed you mean you actually had to know your vowels, then yes, everybody!
00:30:00It was fixed!
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:03By the way, I do know how to spell a word.
00:30:04It's a hard one.
00:30:05Let's see if I can do it.
00:30:06Amy.
00:30:07B-R-A-T.
00:30:08Amy.
00:30:09That is the cutest thing.
00:30:10Have you been practicing with your alphabet soup again?
00:30:12You know what?
00:30:13You are just so salty right now because someone failed a class this year.
00:30:17It was P.E.
00:30:18Yeah, who fails gym?
00:30:19I failed because I refuse to participate in a potentially life-threatening sporting activity.
00:30:23Ping-pong?
00:30:24Yeah!
00:30:25Okay, ping-pong!
00:30:26Thousands of people die each year from playing ping-pong!
00:30:29Oh, you googled that, Amy, because that is a lie!
00:30:31Oh, no!
00:30:32Don't fail!
00:30:33I just googled it.
00:30:34Google that, why don't you, Amy?
00:30:35I cannot stand that obnoxious little jerk!
00:30:50He just knows how to push every single one of my buttons!
00:30:53Every last one!
00:30:54It's like, it's like he's this sniper that's just picking off all of these pieces of my
00:30:58soul.
00:30:59Got it in my chair.
00:31:00I'm mad and I need a friend.
00:31:04She is the most annoying, self-centered person who has ever walked on the face of this planet!
00:31:11I have had to deal with him since the first grade, year after year, for 11 years, Emerson!
00:31:1611!
00:31:18Scone?
00:31:19Please.
00:31:20You know what she's like?
00:31:23She's like this little worm, just burrowed its way into my mind, and she's just eating
00:31:30away at it with her mindless, endless chatter.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:36Um, who were we talking about?
00:31:38Amy!
00:31:40Oh, Amy?
00:31:42I like Amy.
00:31:43She's not that bad.
00:31:45Not so bad?
00:31:47She's the definition of bad.
00:31:48B-A-D.
00:31:49The A stands for Amy.
00:31:50See that?
00:31:51I know my vowels!
00:31:52I am beginning to think that his only reason for existence is to torture me, because there
00:31:57doesn't seem to be any other evolutionary reason as to why he is on this planet.
00:32:02Well, at least he's not too bad to look at.
00:32:03You know, he's got that kind of tall, cute hair thing.
00:32:08I'm just saying, alright?
00:32:09If you have to stand around someone for that long, it helps that they're cute.
00:32:14Oh my gosh.
00:32:15Is...
00:32:16Is the world ending cute?
00:32:17It's like the third sign of the apocalypse.
00:32:19Jam?
00:32:22Ooh, elderberry.
00:32:24I love elderberry.
00:32:25It's so...
00:32:26So good.
00:32:27Good, right?
00:32:28Delicious.
00:32:29What was I saying?
00:32:30Oh, yeah.
00:32:31I was talking about how much I hate Feral Bennett.
00:32:34What are we gonna do?
00:32:35I cannot stand her anymore.
00:32:36With me.
00:32:37Uh-huh.
00:32:38We have to figure out a way to take him out.
00:32:43Cloudy cream?
00:32:44Cloudy cream?
00:32:45You think of everything.
00:32:47I try.
00:32:48Well, you know what they say.
00:32:50Anyhow, you know what they say.
00:32:52The way to get a woman is through her heart.
00:32:55The way to get to a man is through his stomach.
00:32:58Well, they are right.
00:32:59Oh my gosh, you're right.
00:33:00They do say that.
00:33:01Yeah, they do.
00:33:02I just got an idea.
00:33:04I have an idea.
00:33:05I need my phone.
00:33:06I need my phone.
00:33:07I'm a genius.
00:33:08What?
00:33:09I'm gonna need your help.
00:33:10Okay, I'm in.
00:33:15See?
00:33:16I knew it.
00:33:17Type A.
00:33:18Go into the car already.
00:33:19I guarantee she just wants to be the first one there to prove how perfect she is to everyone.
00:33:22How much time is left on the clock, Chief?
00:33:25Um, looks like you got about 10 seconds.
00:33:3910, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:33:47No!
00:33:48He made it.
00:33:49Oh, how awkward.
00:33:52Hey everyone, it's Sophie here.
00:33:54It's been seven hours and there are still seven of us left.
00:33:57Honestly, it hasn't been as hard as I thought it was gonna be.
00:34:12I mean, I waited four times as long in line for the new iPhone.
00:34:15Okay, well, I'll update you guys when the next one bites the dust.
00:34:18Until then, hugs and kisses.
00:34:24I always get more attention when I do the kiss at the end.
00:34:26People like that.
00:34:27Is that really what you want to be known for though?
00:34:29Talking about yourself on camera?
00:34:30Well, it's not about what you're known for.
00:34:32It's about being known at all.
00:34:33I mean, we all want people to know we exist.
00:34:35I don't.
00:34:36I don't care if anybody knows I exist.
00:34:38Of course you do.
00:34:40That's why you look the way you do.
00:34:43That's why you enter all those brainiac competitions.
00:34:45I mean, everything about you screams, look how smart I am.
00:34:48I mean, it's not like you're hiding in a laboratory somewhere.
00:34:51I just want to share my knowledge with people.
00:34:54Yeah, we all want to share something.
00:34:56I mean, Jerome has his cat thing and Clyde jumps through like flaming hoops or something.
00:35:01We all just want the world to know that we're here.
00:35:04I think I'm with Lala on this one.
00:35:06I'm not like that at all.
00:35:07I don't even have social media.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:09Well, you're just weird.
00:35:10All you care about is that Amy knows you exist.
00:35:13Amy?
00:35:14That's not even kind of true.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:17Yeah, okay.
00:35:18Why are you laughing?
00:35:20It's the same with you.
00:35:21What?
00:35:22No?
00:35:23Come on.
00:35:24It's actually kind of true.
00:35:25Yeah, sorry, but it's true.
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27See?
00:35:28We all want someone to know we exist.
00:35:31You've done good, Emerson.
00:35:57Hey.
00:35:58Hey.
00:35:59Hey.
00:36:00What's up?
00:36:01Just making some brownies.
00:36:04Here.
00:36:05This one's for you.
00:36:07For me?
00:36:08Wow.
00:36:09Thanks.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:15Oh, my gosh.
00:36:17Hey, I mean, just because Amy and Farrell can't get along doesn't mean we can.
00:36:21I totally agree.
00:36:22You know, as a peace offering, I think I should make a brownie for Farrell, too.
00:36:28Really?
00:36:29Yeah.
00:36:31You're so nice.
00:36:33I know.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35Hey, could you get me some more chocolate chips?
00:36:36I think they're down there in my basket.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:42Could you do it now?
00:36:43Oh, you want them now?
00:36:44Yeah, yeah.
00:36:45Okay, cool, man.
00:36:46Yeah, cool.
00:36:54Yeah, there we go.
00:36:56I got them.
00:36:57Oh, cool.
00:36:58I got them.
00:36:59I got them.
00:37:00I got them.
00:37:01I got them.
00:37:02I got them.
00:37:03I got them.
00:37:05Are you wearing my shirt?
00:37:06No, this is my shirt.
00:37:08Well, it looks a lot like my shirt.
00:37:09You mean the one you're wearing?
00:37:11What?
00:37:13Oh.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:33Who is that?
00:37:36That's Jack Guthrie, the most popular, best-looking, most attractive guy at Northside High.
00:37:40How do you know who he is?
00:37:41You don't even go to our school.
00:37:42It's Jack Guthrie.
00:37:43You think you can keep a guy who looks like that all to yourself?
00:37:53Hey, Amy.
00:37:55Hi, Jack.
00:37:57Do you accept this, Rose?
00:38:00You know, I've been thinking the prom is just around the corner.
00:38:04In five months.
00:38:05In five months.
00:38:07And I was wondering, well, if you don't have any other plans, you maybe like to go with me.
00:38:13Wait.
00:38:15Wait, me?
00:38:16Oh, my gosh.
00:38:18Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:38:19I'd love that.
00:38:23Great.
00:38:24Well, let's go.
00:38:26Um, but it's in five months.
00:38:31Well, I'm sure you need to pick out a dress and do your hair and all that stuff, so we should probably just, you know, get going.
00:38:37I'll go with you right now.
00:38:38I'll go anywhere with you.
00:38:39I'm sorry.
00:38:40It can't be you.
00:38:41I'm supposed to ask her.
00:38:43You're supposed to.
00:38:47Who told you to ask me?
00:38:50No one.
00:38:52Just take my hand and we'll be on our way.
00:38:54Seriously?
00:38:56This is the best you can do?
00:38:58You thought by dangling some shiny object in front of me, I would be tempted to leave the contest?
00:39:07Question, do you have any self-respect?
00:39:11Not really.
00:39:13Okay, yeah.
00:39:14Well, so.
00:39:15Nice try, Farrell.
00:39:16Better luck next time.
00:39:24What was that?
00:39:26I told you to ask her on a date.
00:39:27Today.
00:39:29Not to prom in five months.
00:39:31I figure I'm giving you 200 bucks for that performance of a lifetime.
00:39:33You got another thing coming, pal.
00:39:35Well, you still owe me 50 bucks.
00:39:37For what?
00:39:38My appearance fee.
00:39:39Oh, an $18.95 for the roses.
00:39:44Keep the change.
00:39:45By a brain!
00:39:52Hey, Miss Congeniality, it's not a beauty competition!
00:39:58If it was a beauty competition, there'd be no competition.
00:40:02You know, you could be pretty if you wanted to.
00:40:04So you're saying I'm not pretty?
00:40:06Oh, no.
00:40:07Let me rephrase.
00:40:08You could be prettier if you wanted to.
00:40:11But what if I don't want to, okay?
00:40:13What if I'm fine just the way I am?
00:40:17I think you're afraid of being pretty.
00:40:19I think you're afraid of the attention you'd get.
00:40:20It's not true.
00:40:21Isn't it?
00:40:22I mean, you hide behind your brains and you let your hair grow out like an over-fertilized chia pet and you dress like a boy.
00:40:28And not even a cute one.
00:40:29I mean, if you just changed a few little things, everyone could see how beautiful you really are.
00:40:33I don't need to be beautiful, okay? I'm smart.
00:40:38But why can't you be both?
00:40:41Step into my office.
00:40:42You're so surprisingly strong!
00:40:43How's it going?
00:40:44Is this really all we have left?
00:40:45What kind of Sherpa are you?
00:40:46How about a brownie?
00:40:47A brownie, Zane.
00:40:48I love brownies, Zane.
00:40:49I love brownies.
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51This is so good!
00:40:52I know, it's so good.
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:54Oh!
00:40:55Oh!
00:40:56Oh!
00:40:57Oh!
00:40:58I want you to have these.
00:40:59Oh!
00:41:00Oh!
00:41:01Oh!
00:41:02Oh!
00:41:03Oh!
00:41:04Oh!
00:41:05Oh!
00:41:06Oh!
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:08Oh!
00:41:09Oh!
00:41:10Oh!
00:41:11Oh!
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:13Oh!
00:41:14Oh!
00:41:15Oh!
00:41:16Token of my appreciation.
00:41:19I appreciate you.
00:41:20You know that?
00:41:21You got these for me?
00:41:23For you.
00:41:24Thank you, man.
00:41:26Mm-hmm.
00:41:27That makes me feel so special.
00:41:30You are.
00:41:32And so is this brownie.
00:41:34Well done.
00:41:42Oh!
00:41:43I'm in such a good mood now!
00:41:44Thank you!
00:41:45I really needed this.
00:41:46Okay, cool.
00:41:47I really needed this.
00:41:48I really needed this.
00:41:49Alright.
00:41:50Go kill it, buddy!
00:41:51I'm gonna win!
00:41:52I'm gonna win it for us!
00:41:53Come on!
00:41:54You look amazing!
00:41:55Ha!
00:41:56I feel amazing!
00:41:57Oh!
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:00This should fit you.
00:42:01You have to try it on.
00:42:02How many clothes did you bring?
00:42:03Oh!
00:42:04I brought my entire wardrobe.
00:42:05Okay!
00:42:06I'll give you some privacy.
00:42:07It's time to show the world the real Lola!
00:42:09Whatever your last name is!
00:42:11Physics!
00:42:12Nobody ever gets that!
00:42:13Shh!
00:42:14Oh!
00:42:15That's good!
00:42:16Hey!
00:42:17Where's Lola?
00:42:18I don't know!
00:42:19Who's that?
00:42:20Is that her?
00:42:21No more hiding in the corner like a Disney girl.
00:42:22People know that you're an analyst.
00:42:23Come and purr.
00:42:24Let your hair down, get your shoes off, come on out to play.
00:42:26You can check it out and get on the way!
00:42:27Wait!
00:42:28What?
00:42:29It can't be!
00:42:30I know that I'm not late!
00:42:31I just checked the time on my phone!
00:42:32I mean, I double-checked!
00:42:33You!
00:42:34You changed the time on my phone!
00:42:35You!
00:42:36You changed the time on my phone!
00:42:37Is that her?
00:42:38Is that her?
00:42:39No more hiding in the corner like a Disney girl!
00:42:41No more hiding in the corner like a Disney girl!
00:42:43What?
00:42:44Wait!
00:42:45What?
00:42:46It can't be!
00:42:47I know that I'm not late!
00:42:48I just checked the time on my phone!
00:42:49I mean, I double-checked!
00:42:52You!
00:42:55You changed the time on my phone so that I wouldn't get back here in time!
00:42:58Well, all I did was give you a makeover!
00:43:00You look amazing, by the way!
00:43:02I look like you!
00:43:04Yeah, like I said, you look amazing!
00:43:07How could you?
00:43:08You know, I thought that for a minute we were friends!
00:43:12No!
00:43:13We can still be friends!
00:43:14I'll pick you up in my car when I win and we can go shopping!
00:43:17I'm sorry to interrupt, little lady, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
00:43:22It's over for you.
00:43:25I won't forget this.
00:43:42You may have outsmarted me, but I am smarter than you!
00:43:52Oh, you just wait!
00:43:53You'll regret this!
00:43:55You are gonna rue the day you ever mess with La La Zizix!
00:43:59Woooo!
00:44:00Hey!
00:44:01I'm gonna miss her, huh?
00:44:02She's a feisty one!
00:44:03She looks good, though!
00:44:04You okay, man?
00:44:05Uh...
00:44:06Fine, yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:44:07Hey!
00:44:08What's up?
00:44:09Hi!
00:44:10Hey!
00:44:11What's up?
00:44:12Hi!
00:44:13Hey!
00:44:14Um...
00:44:15So, you know, I've always kind of admired you from afar.
00:44:20I guess you could say I've had a bit of a crush on you.
00:44:21Um...
00:44:22But, because of the whole feral Amy thing, you know, I've always kind of admired you from
00:44:40afar.
00:44:41I guess you could say I've had a bit of a crush on you.
00:44:45Um...
00:44:46Um...
00:44:47But, because of the whole feral Amy thing, I've never really gotten a chance to know you.
00:44:54You know?
00:44:55Um...
00:44:56So, I was wondering, will you accept these flowers?
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:08Ah, it's okay.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:10Thanks.
00:45:11My knees hurt, so I'm gonna get up.
00:45:14That's how I'm gonna get up.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:21Hi!
00:45:22It's Sophie here.
00:45:23Still.
00:45:24I'm still here.
00:45:26It's like this is never gonna freaking end.
00:45:28You know what?
00:45:29Here's my tip of the day.
00:45:30Never do this.
00:45:35Oh, will you stop it?
00:45:37Can't you see we're all exhausted?
00:45:38Stop being so energetic.
00:45:40You knew what you were signing up for.
00:45:41This is an endurance contest.
00:45:42I came to win.
00:45:43Alright?
00:45:44You know what?
00:45:45I think the winner of this contest should be based on popularity, not perseverance.
00:45:48Yeah, but if that was the case, Jerome would win because he has more followers than you.
00:45:52He doesn't.
00:45:53His cat does.
00:45:54Your cat does.
00:45:55You're right.
00:45:56You don't look so good.
00:45:59Well, I feel amazing, so I'm gonna be fine.
00:46:06Now, maybe this contest should be based on need.
00:46:08If that were the case, Chris probably deserves it most.
00:46:11No, he doesn't.
00:46:12Guys, I'm willing to fight for this just like the rest of you.
00:46:16I'm sure we all really need it.
00:46:17Well, one of us already had a car and wrecked it.
00:46:22Personally, I think if you've already had a chance, you should step aside for those more deserving.
00:46:27Well, personally, I think that you're a spoiled brat, so.
00:46:30Oh, God, if this were based on who deserves it, then you'd be the first one to go.
00:46:35Okay, I know you're not feeling good, okay?
00:46:38The bathroom's right there.
00:46:40I feel fine.
00:46:41I feel fine.
00:46:42I could really use a break, though, hey.
00:46:44Yes!
00:46:45Twins, look at that.
00:46:46Twins break.
00:46:47Oh, less than a minute.
00:46:48Yikes!
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:46:50Farrah, I don't think you're gonna make it to the break.
00:46:53I'm gonna make it.
00:46:55I'm gonna make it.
00:46:57I'm gonna make it.
00:46:58Oh, God!
00:46:59Something's coming!
00:47:00No!
00:47:01Which end is it coming from?
00:47:02I don't know!
00:47:03What do we do?
00:47:04What do we do?
00:47:05We're not gonna make it!
00:47:06We're not gonna make it!
00:47:07We're gonna die!
00:47:08Come on!
00:47:09Come on!
00:47:11Get out of my way!
00:47:13Oh, my God!
00:47:19Dude, come on.
00:47:20There's like five minutes left.
00:47:21We gotta use the bathroom.
00:47:22Come on!
00:47:23Back off!
00:47:24Oh, my God!
00:47:25A little privacy, please!
00:47:27All right, I'm gonna see if there's another bathroom in the garage, all right?
00:47:29Hold my place, please, just in case?
00:47:30Absolutely.
00:47:31All right, thank you.
00:47:40Come on!
00:47:41Okay, come on.
00:47:43Oh, God.
00:47:46Oh, yeah.
00:47:48That's good stuff.
00:47:50All right.
00:47:51All right.
00:47:54All right.
00:47:58Oh, come on.
00:48:03All right.
00:48:09Uh, hello?
00:48:11Door, door is, uh...
00:48:12Door is stuck.
00:48:13You put something in this brownie, didn't you?
00:48:26Maybe.
00:48:28You're so clever.
00:48:30And you're so cute.
00:48:31You're so cute.
00:48:35Is anyone there?
00:48:37Come on, come on.
00:48:38I gotta...
00:48:39Hello?
00:48:42Oh, help me.
00:48:47Whoa!
00:48:48Okay, what is...
00:48:49What is going on here?
00:48:51Ahem!
00:48:52Emerson!
00:48:53Emerson!
00:48:54He is the enemy!
00:48:56Emerson!
00:48:58You know, to be honest, I just feel embarrassed for you.
00:49:01You know, if you were to see yourself right now, you'd realize just how far you've fallen.
00:49:05You know, don't come crying to me when you wake up one morning and you look at yourself in the mirror and you say to yourself, what has become of me?
00:49:12Because I will be off living another life that doesn't involve...
00:49:16THAT!
00:49:18Can I at least have something to eat?
00:49:23Wow, thanks.
00:49:36I bet you think you're real funny, don't you?
00:49:39I don't know what you're talking about.
00:49:40Don't you think that I don't know that you were behind whatever...
00:49:44...problem I just had.
00:49:46Bah.
00:49:47I'm not saying that I had anything to do with it, but if I did, you totally deserved it, Farrell!
00:49:52Hey!
00:49:53Guys, can we have a truce?
00:49:55Eh, just let them fight.
00:49:56I mean, the more they distract each other, the better chance we have of winning.
00:49:59Go!
00:50:04Hey, where's Clyde?
00:50:11Not Clyde!
00:50:12Oh my god, you guys, it's getting like the Hunger Games around here.
00:50:15Yeah, except we can't kill each other.
00:50:18Can we?
00:50:19Can we?
00:50:20Yeah, I know.
00:50:22Mm.
00:50:23Mm.
00:50:24Mm.
00:50:25Mm.
00:50:26Mm.
00:50:28Mm.
00:50:29Mm.
00:50:30I don't want to hear that I can't cause I can
00:50:38I'm getting closer every day
00:50:41Don't tell me I'm not when I know that I am
00:50:45Just shut up cause you're in my way
00:50:48It's work but I know the drill
00:50:51When there's a way there's a will
00:50:53You gotta get up, get up, get up
00:50:57You gotta get up, get up, get tough
00:51:00Cause winners never quit, winners never win
00:51:04There's no more giving up, no more giving in
00:51:08So get up, get up, get up, get up
00:51:11Make up your mind
00:51:13One time
00:51:16Cause I'm not, I'm not
00:51:19Won't sweat cause the future is in my control
00:51:26At least that's what I tell myself
00:51:29Oh, thank you there, Bo
00:51:38Oh, look at them
00:51:42Kids
00:51:43What with their eating of the fast food
00:51:47And using emoji comms instead of words
00:51:50And wanting everything yesterday
00:51:52They won't last much longer
00:51:55My money's on the funny looking one
00:51:59Hey
00:52:02Hey, Jerome
00:52:05Hey, Jerome
00:52:08Jerome
00:52:09Hey, it's me
00:52:11Everyone's laughing at you, Jerome
00:52:13They all think you're a fraud
00:52:16They all think you're a tentative wannabe
00:52:18No
00:52:19Give up, Jerome
00:52:20Come home and scoop my poop
00:52:22It's all you ever be good for
00:52:24You're nothing without me
00:52:28Hey, crazy cat lady
00:52:30Do you see that cat right there?
00:52:36I'm always seeing cats
00:52:37You're nothing without me
00:52:46Oh, that's right
00:52:47Get out of here
00:52:49I'm the talented one
00:52:51I'm the one that sings
00:52:52You don't even have lips
00:52:53Did you see that cat right there?
00:53:05What cat?
00:53:07It was a
00:53:08It was a big, giant, like, horror movie cat
00:53:11It was just talking to me
00:53:12He was
00:53:13Hey, how about we go get you some coffee
00:53:17Cat food?
00:53:17I don't want no cat food
00:53:19I just
00:53:20Coffee
00:53:21I said
00:53:22I said coffee, Jerome
00:53:23Coffee
00:53:24Yeah
00:53:24It's this way
00:53:25Yeah, I need some coffee
00:53:27Yeah
00:53:28Yeah, coffee
00:53:29He was right there
00:53:30Zane
00:53:33Zane!
00:53:40Where are you?
00:53:42Where are you?
00:53:55Hey, buddy
00:53:56What are you doing in there?
00:54:01Nothing
00:54:02A little bird watching
00:54:03Just chilling
00:54:04Bird watching in a tent?
00:54:06Yeah
00:54:08You alone in there?
00:54:14Yeah
00:54:14You're fraternizing with the enemy
00:54:21I don't know what fraternizing means
00:54:23But if it means making out
00:54:25Yeah, I've been fraternizing quite a bit
00:54:27My brother can't have that
00:54:28No, no high five for you
00:54:30This was not part of the plan
00:54:31You have been compromised
00:54:32Dude, I have feelings for Emerson
00:54:35Feelings?
00:54:37What kind of feelings?
00:54:40Feelings of mistrust?
00:54:42Feelings of disgust?
00:54:42Murderous feelings?
00:54:43What kind of feelings do you have for Zane?
00:54:46No, like
00:54:46I think I want to ask her father
00:54:48If I can court her
00:54:50Court her?
00:54:53Are we in the 19th century?
00:54:55Have you been watching Downton Abbey again?
00:54:57No, you don't understand
00:54:58You're right about that
00:55:00I don't, Zane
00:55:00I am very disappointed in you
00:55:03All these years of friendship
00:55:05And I don't even know who you are anymore
00:55:07But I see you've made your choice
00:55:09So, fine
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:11I don't need you either
00:55:11From now on
00:55:14You are dead to me
00:55:16Well, what about the basketball game Saturday?
00:55:20Are we still on for that?
00:55:24I guess we're absolutely still on for the basketball game
00:55:26It's gonna be tight
00:55:27But until then
00:55:28You're dead to me
00:55:33Yeah
00:55:33You understand
00:55:34Yeah, I get it
00:55:34This was a really good chat for me
00:55:36Monumental, I think
00:55:37Dude
00:55:37Wish me luck
00:55:39Ugh
00:55:45I'm running out of angles for these selfies
00:55:48Even I'm getting tired of looking at myself
00:55:51Hey, Jerome
00:55:53How does the rapping cat do it?
00:55:56I'm not talking about
00:55:57I mean, he always looks so good in every single one of his photos, right?
00:56:00Does he have a stylist?
00:56:01Not talking about the cat
00:56:02He should come guest in one of my segments
00:56:04We can talk about, like, beauty and hair
00:56:07Does he deep condition?
00:56:09Does he use moose?
00:56:10Which he probably calls a mouse
00:56:11Get it?
00:56:13He got it
00:56:14Can you ask him for me?
00:56:15Okay, enough about the cat already
00:56:16Okay?
00:56:17Can we please stop talking about the cat?
00:56:18Just lay off the cat
00:56:20Oh my gosh
00:56:21You sounded just like rapping cat
00:56:23When you said that!
00:56:24You totally didn't
00:56:25Has anyone ever told you that you sound just like the cat?
00:56:27Okay, I don't sound like the cat
00:56:28The cat sounds like me
00:56:30Do you want to know why?
00:56:31Because I am the cat
00:56:33Cats don't rap
00:56:34They don't talk
00:56:35In fact, I'm pretty sure they don't do anything
00:56:37But eat, sleep, and pee
00:56:38And every other place
00:56:39But the litter box
00:56:40He's so thoughtfully put
00:56:41In a convenient location
00:56:42It was a joke, people
00:56:44I didn't know 33 million people
00:56:47Were going to watch this
00:56:47And I didn't know folks were so ignorant
00:56:50That they could think that a cat
00:56:51A freaking cat
00:56:52Could rap
00:56:53It's just stupid
00:56:55I'm more than just some backup singer
00:56:57To some untalented
00:56:58Ungrateful
00:56:59Freeloading furball
00:57:00I'm the talented one
00:57:02Me!
00:57:06Okay, Jerome, show us
00:57:07Come on, bring it
00:57:09Show us
00:57:09Come on, go, Jerome
00:57:10Yeah
00:57:11Yeah
00:57:12Yeah
00:57:13Yeah
00:57:14Yeah
00:57:15Yeah
00:57:16Yeah
00:57:17Yeah
00:57:18Here we go
00:57:19Oh
00:57:20Oh
00:57:21Jerome in the house
00:57:33Does that video really have 33 million views?
00:57:42Just leave me alone
00:57:44Go home already
00:57:45But look what I'm making for wrapping cat
00:57:47Great
00:57:49Now my cat has something to snuggle with at night
00:57:51Thank you
00:57:52And then there was four
00:57:57How did you do that?
00:58:03Voodoo lady
00:58:04Stay still
00:58:06Stay still
00:58:07You smell like pizza
00:58:11It's cause
00:58:13I haven't really like showered in a week
00:58:16That's so cute
00:58:18I have to be honest with you and tell you that
00:58:21I am really attracted to you
00:58:23You remind me so much of my mom
00:58:26What?
00:58:29I remind you of your mom?
00:58:31Yeah
00:58:32Yeah
00:58:33I mean
00:58:34What?
00:58:35No, I just
00:58:36No, no, no
00:58:36Oh
00:58:36Yeah, so like
00:58:38You're
00:58:38You're smart like my mom
00:58:40Right?
00:58:42You're cool like my mom
00:58:43And you're hot like my mom
00:58:46What?
00:58:47Hot?
00:58:48Like your mom?
00:58:49What kind of a sick person are you?
00:58:51No, I mean like
00:58:52You're not hot like my mom
00:58:54She's hot like you
00:58:55Yeah, that really
00:58:56It doesn't help
00:58:57That does not
00:58:57That's not helping
00:58:58I don't think you or my mom are hot
00:58:59Just
00:59:00Okay
00:59:00You know what?
00:59:01I lied
00:59:01Okay, you don't smell like pizza
00:59:03You smell gross
00:59:04Get out of my tent
00:59:06Where's my makeup bag?
00:59:17What?
00:59:18Have you seen my makeup bag?
00:59:19Um, no
00:59:20I
00:59:20All I could find was the stupid red lipstick
00:59:22It doesn't even match this outfit
00:59:24I need my makeup bag
00:59:25I'm sure you're just as pretty without makeup
00:59:28That's what they say to ugly people
00:59:30Don't patronize me
00:59:32Get out
00:59:33Don't look at me
00:59:34Oh god, I need to find it
00:59:37I need to find it
00:59:38Okay, come on
00:59:41Get yourself together
00:59:43You can do this
00:59:43You can do this
00:59:45You have sit blind
00:59:46Over volcanoes
00:59:47You can do this
00:59:48Just deep breaths
00:59:48Deep breaths
00:59:50Sorry
00:59:50Oh, where's the light?
00:59:52Where's the switch?
00:59:53Come on
00:59:53There it is
00:59:54Okay
00:59:56Uh
00:59:57I don't know how long I've been in here
00:59:59It
01:00:00It could be hours
01:00:02It could be days
01:00:02I've totally
01:00:03Totally lost track of time
01:00:04What was that?
01:00:06Oh, no, no, no
01:00:07Go
01:00:08God, God, no
01:00:10No, no, no, no
01:00:13This is not happening
01:00:14This is not happening
01:00:16Okay, I want to die
01:00:18In a tragic fireball accident
01:00:20Okay, not in the toilet
01:00:20This is ridiculous
01:00:22Okay, come on
01:00:24Just breathe
01:00:24Just breathe
01:00:27Maya
01:00:36I'm doing it
01:00:38I am balancing it on my head
01:00:41Oh, my apple
01:00:42Oh
01:00:44Hi, I'm Maya
01:00:46And I'm Mia
01:00:46And we're still here
01:00:49It's been 31 hours so far
01:00:52In five minutes
01:00:52It's 31 hours and five minutes
01:00:54You can't forget the minutes
01:00:55Because every minute counts
01:00:57You were definitely adopted
01:01:00Hey, Soph
01:01:03Oh, hi, Lala
01:01:05Oh, what are you doing?
01:01:07At Big Jim's with the Sophie Jackson
01:01:10She's never looked better
01:01:12No, don't post that
01:01:13Just it
01:01:16No, you didn't
01:01:17I can see how this is going to be so addictive
01:01:19It already has like 3,000 likes
01:01:20I'm going to kill you
01:01:24I just thought you wanted to be noticed
01:01:27I'm going to shove that phone up
01:01:29What?
01:01:33No
01:01:34No
01:01:35Stop taking pictures of me
01:01:37Stop looking at me
01:01:39Are you looking at me?
01:01:40Stop looking at me
01:01:42My taste for revenge is like pie
01:01:50It's never ending
01:01:51Good luck, everyone
01:01:54Thank you, Lala
01:01:55All right, so
01:02:01It's been 70 hours since I left on my bike
01:02:04From Horishman Trailhead
01:02:05Wait, that wasn't even me
01:02:09That was James Franklin
01:02:10In that movie where he cut his arm off
01:02:11I'm not cutting my arm off, all right?
01:02:14That's been done
01:02:15Okay, I'm
01:02:16I mean, I can
01:02:17I can cut my leg off
01:02:18That'd be different, right?
01:02:21Would it be different, though?
01:02:23Oh, my God, what am I saying?
01:02:24I'm losing my mind
01:02:25I am losing my mind right now
01:02:26I'm hungry
01:02:28I need food
01:02:30I need
01:02:30Oh, I need water
01:02:32So, so thirsty
01:02:34I mean, there's got to be water somewhere
01:02:37Think, like, come on
01:02:38There's got to be water
01:02:40I think it doesn't work
01:02:41I think it doesn't work
01:02:41Okay, come on
01:02:48Okay
01:02:52All right, just turn, just turn
01:03:01Don't look at this
01:03:09Sooner or later, you're going to have to look out for yourself in this world
01:03:18I mean, life is just so tough
01:03:21You can't just let people walk all over you
01:03:24And sometimes, if you want to get what you want
01:03:27You have to stop trying to be everybody's best friend
01:03:29Hey, listen, thank you
01:03:32So much
01:03:33For listening
01:03:34I mean, it just feels so good
01:03:37To talk to somebody that understands
01:03:39Can I actually have some of this?
01:03:47Bye
01:03:48Thank you
01:03:48Hi, I'm Maya
01:03:56And I'm Mia
01:03:57And we're still here
01:03:58It's been like a million hours
01:04:00And yes, we're still here
01:04:02Yeah, this is ridiculous
01:04:04How long are they going to be standing there?
01:04:06Well, I think
01:04:07No one cares what you think
01:04:08Well, I was just going to say
01:04:10No one cares what you have to say
01:04:12In fact, without me, you would have nothing to say
01:04:14That's...
01:04:15What?
01:04:16You know what?
01:04:17I'm finished
01:04:17I'm out of here
01:04:19I am done with this stupid competition
01:04:21And I'm done with you
01:04:22Without me in your life, you would have no idea what to do
01:04:25Bolt, you scared me
01:04:31I'm sorry
01:04:32I need to talk to you in private
01:04:34About what?
01:04:37Feral
01:04:37It makes me so angry to see how we treat you
01:04:41In any other situation, I might have to just give him a punch to defend you
01:04:46Okay, thank you
01:04:48You're welcome
01:04:48Yeah, but I think I can handle him myself
01:04:50Well, I think that I have a way we can get Feral out of both of our lives
01:04:55What do you mean?
01:04:58You know how Big Jim said that if two people see someone lift their hand
01:05:01They can have him removed from the competition
01:05:03Yeah
01:05:04Well, what if we see Feral lift his hand?
01:05:10Okay, well obviously if we see him lift his hand, we're going to say something
01:05:14No
01:05:14What if he doesn't and we say something?
01:05:18No, no, okay, that wouldn't be right, I couldn't do that
01:05:26Funny, because he didn't seem to have a problem with it when he asked me if I would help him do that to you
01:05:32Wait, what?
01:05:34Mm-hmm
01:05:35Yeah, he thinks we're going to do it right after this
01:05:38That we're going to get you out of the competition
01:05:41I can't believe he would do that
01:05:44No
01:05:45All right, what can you do?
01:05:48Oh, I know
01:05:49We can do it to him instead
01:05:51Take him completely unawares, Amy
01:05:54We'll never know what hit him
01:05:57Anyway
01:05:59Think about it
01:06:01Okay
01:06:01Excuse me?
01:06:03Mm-hmm
01:06:04Hi everyone, it's Mia
01:06:14And I'm just
01:06:18Anti-disestablishmentarianism
01:06:23That was the word
01:06:27That kept me from winning the ninth grade spelling bee
01:06:31Not that I'm bitter or anything
01:06:34Anti-disestablishmentarianism
01:06:40A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-S-N-E-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M
01:06:56I just did it!
01:07:01He just did it!
01:07:02He just lifted his hand!
01:07:04What?
01:07:05Hey, can we get Big Jim over here please?
01:07:08He lifted his hand
01:07:09No I didn't!
01:07:10What are you doing?
01:07:11Well, what's going on here, kids?
01:07:13Hey, Big Jim, um, he lifted his hand so he's out
01:07:17Are you a psychopath?
01:07:19I did not lift my hand!
01:07:21Well, now the rules state that two of you have to see it happen
01:07:25So, uh, Princess?
01:07:27Did he take his hand off that car?
01:07:30You saw it, Amy, right?
01:07:32She didn't see anything because nothing happened
01:07:40Yes, I saw it
01:07:44But it didn't happen
01:07:47He never lifted his hand off the car
01:07:49What?!
01:07:51She's lying!
01:07:52She's not lying, Amy wouldn't lie
01:07:54Oh, yeah, maybe you're both lying
01:07:56Yeah?
01:07:57Maybe you're in this together against me
01:07:59Big Jim, you should listen to me
01:08:02Everybody knows I'm the good guy here
01:08:05Good guy?
01:08:06Ho ho
01:08:07You're no good guy, dude
01:08:10Clyde, what happened to you?
01:08:12Well, I just climbed out of the sewer
01:08:14That's what happened to me
01:08:15I was stuck in the toilet
01:08:17And it was dark and it was scary
01:08:19And unspeakable things happened in there
01:08:23Yeah
01:08:24I escaped by crawling through a pipe under the toilet
01:08:26The same toilet I've had to...
01:08:29Drink out of for the last three weeks to survive
01:08:32So...
01:08:34We saw you yesterday
01:08:36Clyde, can you just tell us what's going on?
01:08:40He locked me in the bathroom
01:08:44Me?
01:08:45You, yeah
01:08:46That's ridiculous
01:08:48You were the only one that knew where I was going, okay?
01:08:50I know what you did
01:08:51Oh, you know nothing, Chris
01:08:52I know plenty, Chris
01:08:54I have nothing but time to think
01:08:56I've contemplated everything from
01:08:58Why does the universe exist?
01:09:00To...
01:09:02What do vegetarian zombies eat?
01:09:07Whoa
01:09:08Look
01:09:09Look
01:09:10The point is
01:09:11I thought about you
01:09:12And all the bad things you've done
01:09:15What?
01:09:16Oh God
01:09:17Don't get any closer
01:09:18Mario what?
01:09:19Change the time on my phone like you did with Lala's?
01:09:21Wait, you did that?
01:09:22He also stole Sophie's makeup back
01:09:24And took Jerome's headphones to make it seem like the cat was talking to him
01:09:27Hold on, but you weren't even here for that though
01:09:29You hear things when you are alone in the bathroom
01:09:33Alright?
01:09:34It's quiet
01:09:35Wait
01:09:36So you poisoned my brownie?
01:09:38No, no
01:09:39That was me
01:09:40Wait, but
01:09:41You had Jack Guthrie come here and try and lure me away?
01:09:45That was me
01:09:46But we're not talking about that right now
01:09:47We're talking about you!
01:09:49I always knew you were a fraud
01:09:52You said that you worked at a donut shop every day before school
01:09:56How is that possible?
01:09:57There's not an ounce of fat on your body
01:10:00Everyone knows you can't be around donuts without eating all of them
01:10:03Second, you told me you worked at a rock quarry every day after school
01:10:08Go ahead and feel his hands, Clyde
01:10:09What?
01:10:10I think they feel like a newborn baby's buttocks
01:10:13You haven't seen a day of manual labor in your life
01:10:18We're going in now
01:10:19You said that your father was fighting in Canada
01:10:22Well, I google it
01:10:24There's no war in Canada right now
01:10:26Not a single one
01:10:28Your dad isn't serving our country
01:10:30He's serving drinks at a nightclub in Toronto
01:10:33I am so on to you right now, Chris
01:10:36Global warming
01:10:38Was that you?
01:10:39Huh?
01:10:40Beaver fever
01:10:41Did you do that?
01:10:42What do you do in your spare time?
01:10:43Hunt manatees?
01:10:44And finally
01:10:47You said that you just love working with old people
01:10:51But I know that the only reason you have that job
01:10:53Is so that you can nurse your addiction to prune juice
01:10:57That's a lie
01:10:58It's the truth
01:11:01No
01:11:05It's true
01:11:06That one was a total guess
01:11:07I need that
01:11:09Clyde
01:11:10Give me that
01:11:11I need that
01:11:17You almost got me
01:11:19You almost got me
01:11:21I'm just gonna
01:11:22Put my hand back
01:11:23And then
01:11:24You know
01:11:25We're all good
01:11:27Well, son
01:11:28Unless you have some
01:11:30Mystical third hand
01:11:31That none of us here know about
01:11:34You're out
01:11:35But
01:11:37Jim
01:11:39They tricked me
01:11:42And I think
01:11:43THEY should be the ones
01:11:44That
01:11:45Get out of this competition
01:11:46Not
01:11:47Not me
01:11:53You'll pay for this
01:11:55Feral
01:11:56You will pay in retail
01:11:59And you
01:12:01I thought we had something special
01:12:04Oh, I'll be back
01:12:06Clyde
01:12:07It's in my contract
01:12:10I'm back for the sequel
01:12:13Well then
01:12:16Unless my math fails me
01:12:17I believe we are down to two
01:12:22Ew
01:12:27Clyde, I am so sorry
01:12:29It's not fair you're out of the contest
01:12:30You should at least have another chance to win the car
01:12:33No worries, you know
01:12:35It's not about the destination
01:12:36It's about the journey
01:12:38You know
01:12:39And I got to body surf on a hundred yards of raw sewage
01:12:42I mean
01:12:44Anything after that would be a let down
01:12:46So
01:12:47Goggles
01:12:49Thank you
01:12:50Helmet
01:12:52Thank you
01:12:54Motorcycle
01:12:55Do you not
01:12:59What did you
01:13:01Did you sell my motorcycle?
01:13:03Jim
01:13:05Did you sell my motorcycle?
01:13:10What do vegetarian zombies eat?
01:13:12What?
01:13:13I don't know
01:13:14Maybe?
01:13:15I can't
01:13:16I didn't know you can make pies like that
01:13:28Well I'm a pretty good cook
01:13:30What do you want?
01:13:32Look
01:13:34I know I might be a creep
01:13:37But
01:13:39I'm not the type of creep who would say weird things about their mom
01:13:42Like
01:13:43That's just not
01:13:45Me
01:13:46And
01:13:47I want to express to you in no uncertain terms
01:13:50That
01:13:51I do not think my mom is hot
01:13:54In any way
01:13:56Like at all
01:13:59But
01:14:00I do think you're hot
01:14:02I think
01:14:03You're so hot
01:14:05Really?
01:14:06Yeah
01:14:08I mean you're foxy
01:14:09I mean you're hotter than any mom could ever be
01:14:15Oh
01:14:16Yeah
01:14:18I mean
01:14:19Not like
01:14:20Well
01:14:21I mean if you decided to become a mom that you wouldn't be not
01:14:23Like you would be
01:14:24It's okay, it's okay, it's alright
01:14:25Hey, can we just not talk about moms?
01:14:26Right
01:14:27Yeah
01:14:28No moms
01:14:29No moms
01:14:31So
01:14:32Are we good?
01:14:34Yeah, we're good
01:14:35Okay
01:14:37Is that your underwear?
01:14:40Uh
01:14:41Yes
01:14:42Okay
01:14:43But I promise that they're clean
01:14:45Ish
01:14:51Hey
01:14:54Thank you
01:14:57For what?
01:15:00For
01:15:01Defending me with Chris
01:15:02Being a jerk to you is my thing
01:15:05Come on, I can't have him encroaching on my territory
01:15:07Um
01:15:09Can I tell you a secret?
01:15:11You would trust me with a secret?
01:15:12Oh no
01:15:13Okay
01:15:15You're just the only one here, so I
01:15:16Um
01:15:17Can I tell you a secret?
01:15:20Um
01:15:21Can I tell you a secret?
01:15:23You would trust me with a secret?
01:15:25Oh no
01:15:26Okay
01:15:27You're just the only one here, so I
01:15:30Um
01:15:35The real reason I
01:15:39Need this car is because
01:15:41My family can't afford to get me one
01:15:48Aren't you like super rich?
01:15:50Uh, actually
01:15:52My dad got fired
01:15:56My dad's looking for a new job
01:15:58And my mom
01:16:00Is looking for my new dad
01:16:06Wow
01:16:07Yeah
01:16:11As far as secrets go, that's kind of a lame one though
01:16:14I'm just saying, it's not
01:16:18Everyone goes through that kind of thing
01:16:21It's nothing to be ashamed of
01:16:28Can I tell you a secret?
01:16:31Yeah
01:16:38Okay
01:16:42Sophie was right
01:16:46I always compete with you because I
01:16:49Want you to notice me
01:16:54I really like being around you
01:17:01That's definitely something you shouldn't keep us through
01:17:05You too
01:17:07It's not a secret
01:17:11I need a secret
01:17:13Hey
01:17:15Hey
01:17:19Hey
01:17:21Hey
01:17:22Hey
01:17:24Hey
01:17:25Hey
01:17:26Hey
01:17:27Hey
01:17:28Hey
01:17:29Hey
01:17:30Hey
01:17:31Hey
01:17:32Hey
01:17:33Hey
01:17:34Hey Hey
01:17:35We believe anything we dream will come true if we're having fun.
01:17:43And say hey.
01:17:47Hey.
01:17:49Hey.
01:17:50Hey.
01:17:51Hey.
01:17:52Hey.
01:17:53Hey.
01:17:54Hey.
01:17:55Hey.
01:17:56Hey.
01:17:57Hey.
01:17:59Hey.
01:18:00Hey.
01:18:01Hey.
01:18:02Hey.
01:18:03Hey.
01:18:04Hey.
01:18:04Here, I'll stay awake.
01:18:08Oh, I'm so tired.
01:18:10Yeah, me too.
01:18:14I can't believe I used to take sleep for granted.
01:18:17I mean, all those mornings I woke up early just to vandalize your locker before you got to school.
01:18:25I could have been at home in bed.
01:18:28I just can't believe how much time I spent up late at night hacking into the school's computer system.
01:18:34To change your grades from A's to C's, or slash your service hours, or give you detention, or take points off your SATs.
01:18:46I'd trade it all in for like four minutes of sleep right now.
01:18:48Yeah.
01:18:50Wait, that was you?
01:18:56It's always been me.
01:19:01It's always been you.
01:19:04It's always been me.
01:19:26Hi there.
01:19:51I am truly sorry to say this,
01:19:54but you are both out of the competition.
01:19:57What?
01:19:58No, no. Both of us? That's not fair.
01:20:00After 50 hours and eight minutes,
01:20:04we have no winner.
01:20:06No, no, no, no. That's not right.
01:20:08There has to be a winner.
01:20:10I'm sorry. Rules are rules.
01:20:12Now, I would like to thank both of you
01:20:15for your participation by awarding you
01:20:19these authentic Big Jim key rings, huh?
01:20:24No, I don't want that.
01:20:26You sure?
01:20:26I'm positive.
01:20:27All right, because I ain't going to offer it again.
01:20:30Anyways, I want to wish both of you a fantastic day.
01:20:34Thank you for playing.
01:20:36Can he do that?
01:20:36I don't care if he can or not.
01:20:38We're not going to let him.
01:20:38This isn't fair.
01:20:39Dude, come on. We stood there for three days.
01:20:41Stop ignoring us.
01:20:42Was this just some big scam to get people
01:20:44to come to your dealership?
01:20:44Are you even going to give us a car?
01:20:45You're just a crook.
01:20:47Me.
01:20:54I'm the crook.
01:20:57What about you?
01:20:59You cheated.
01:21:01You tried to lure her away with that good-looking guy.
01:21:03And you, you poisoned him.
01:21:06I got a news flash for you.
01:21:08Both of you were looking for the easy way
01:21:09to get what you want.
01:21:12That's what you all do now.
01:21:14I'll tell you something.
01:21:15When I was your age, I had to work for my first car.
01:21:19Okay, I worked.
01:21:20And I saved money for a year
01:21:21so that I could afford the car of my dreams.
01:21:24Now you guys think life is just, I don't know what,
01:21:26some big popularity contest.
01:21:29And whoever has the most friends wins.
01:21:31You want something bad enough?
01:21:34Well, you've got to work for it.
01:21:38You ain't going to get it for free.
01:21:40You sure ain't going to take it from somebody else.
01:21:43We're not like that.
01:21:44The contest is over.
01:21:47Read the rules.
01:21:48It says very clear in Section 3, Paragraph 5, Line 6,
01:21:53the last person with their hand on that car wins.
01:21:57There was no last person.
01:21:59And you both lose.
01:22:03Now, if you will kindly excuse me,
01:22:05I have a business to run.
01:22:07Wait, wait, no, I remember now.
01:22:13There was someone with their hand on the car.
01:22:16It was Amy.
01:22:17She won.
01:22:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:22:19It was Farrell.
01:22:19I lifted my hand first, okay?
01:22:21Farrell won fair and square.
01:22:22No, no, I definitely did not win.
01:22:23That did not happen.
01:22:24Yes, you did.
01:22:25Okay, stop trying to be so competitive.
01:22:27If I said you won, you won.
01:22:28I admit it.
01:22:28Total loser right here.
01:22:30No, you won, Farrell.
01:22:31So shines a good deed on a weary world.
01:22:42That was it.
01:22:43Right there.
01:22:44That is what I was waiting for.
01:22:46Huh?
01:22:48So were we competing for a car or for your chocolate factory?
01:22:52Don't you see?
01:22:54Guys, you were competing for all that's good in the world.
01:22:59Huh?
01:23:00You were competing for virtues and values and honor and all that's right.
01:23:05Well, yes, true, you were competing for yourselves.
01:23:10But you were also competing for each other.
01:23:14I was competing for the car.
01:23:18Yeah, listen, about the car.
01:23:21Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
01:23:24Mommy made me eat my-
01:23:25Hi, it's Maya here and Mia and we're back.
01:23:31And back together because we're the only ones who can stand to be around us.
01:23:35Love you forever.
01:23:36Aw, I love you too.
01:23:38We all know you're wondering who won Big Jim's dream car contest and we're here with
01:23:43all the gory details.
01:23:44We'll get to the winner in a sec, but first let's take a look at all the losers.
01:23:48Colby Man didn't live up to his name and went all girly less than 15 minutes in.
01:23:54Now, instead of wearing an athletic supporter, he is one.
01:23:58Aw, poor Colby.
01:24:00Lala Zizek's didn't win and to be honest, I like the way she looked before her makeover.
01:24:04Oh my gosh, so glad you said something because I totally agree.
01:24:08You should never give in to peer pressure.
01:24:10Don't change to be like everyone else.
01:24:13Seriously, just keep it real.
01:24:15Clyde Co-star didn't win, which is really sad because he was really cute.
01:24:20Oh yeah.
01:24:21Although he later attempted to set a record for jumping his motorcycle over 53 food trucks.
01:24:27How impressive.
01:24:28He's my man crush Monday every single Monday.
01:24:31Unfortunately, it didn't work out quite how he planned.
01:24:34We wish you a speedy recovery, Clyde.
01:24:36We really do.
01:24:37Call me Clyde.
01:24:38Call me.
01:24:39Call me.
01:24:40Call me.
01:24:41Jerome Bryant lost the contest, but won a recording contract.
01:24:46More importantly though, how did he teach that cat to rap?
01:24:49Yeah, how?
01:24:50That cat is so talented.
01:24:52Seriously, I wish I had half the talent that cat has.
01:24:55Sophie Jackson?
01:24:57Wait, what even happened to her?
01:24:59I don't know.
01:25:00She hasn't tweeted in three days.
01:25:02It's like she's falling off the face of the earth.
01:25:04Sophie, if you're okay, please let us know by tweeting a selfie or something.
01:25:09Hashtag Sophie, where are you?
01:25:12Which of course leaves just two.
01:25:14Our very own Katniss and Peeta.
01:25:16Katniss and Peeta?
01:25:17They're here?
01:25:18No.
01:25:19No.
01:25:20Amy Robertson.
01:25:21Farrell Bennett.
01:25:22Oh.
01:25:23So which one won?
01:25:25Who was the ultimate winner of their dream car?
01:25:31It was a tie!
01:25:3350 hours.
01:25:3450 hours.
01:25:35I did not think you would make it past four.
01:25:38What can I say?
01:25:39I can wait years for something.
01:25:41Yeah, you might want to keep your hands on the steering wheel there, Don Juan.
01:25:45Okay.
01:25:46You might need this.
01:25:48Okay, this is so awesome.
01:25:53Let's go, let's go.
01:25:55That, my friend, is the future driving off there.
01:26:07It don't look so bad.
01:26:09Come on, Bo.
01:26:10I'm going to take you for a walk.
01:26:13I'm sorry.
01:26:15That was wrong of me.
01:26:17I can't walk you without a leash.
01:26:19That'd be against the law.
01:26:21Come on, Bo.
01:26:23You know, that was actually a lot of fun.
01:26:32Were you just going to kiss me?
01:26:33No.
01:26:34You were totally just going to kiss me just then.
01:26:36Do you have a problem with that?
01:26:38I have a huge problem with that.
01:26:40If anyone's going to kiss anyone, I'm going to kiss you first.
01:26:43No, because the thing is, I thought of it first.
01:26:45You did not think of it first.
01:26:46I literally guarantee you that I thought of it first.
01:26:48No, no, no, no.
01:26:49That is not true.
01:26:50Pretty true, I'd say.
01:26:51Hey guys, can you just kiss already?
01:26:52Yes, it's fine.
01:26:53Cool.
01:26:54Okay.
01:26:55Hey, when do I get to drive?
01:26:56Tomorrow.
01:26:57We agree.
01:26:58Now I get the car on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and you get it on Tuesdays, Thursdays,
01:26:59and Saturdays.
01:27:00And we get it on Sundays.
01:27:01Maybe.
01:27:02Maybe.
01:27:03See?
01:27:04We can all work together.
01:27:05Everything doesn't have to be a competition all the time.
01:27:06Wait, wait, wait, guys.
01:27:07What's that?
01:27:08Pay attention to the road.
01:27:09Okay, I don't need you telling me how to drive.
01:27:10Well, obviously you need someone telling me.
01:27:11I thought we were past this.
01:27:12I thought you changed.
01:27:13Change from what?
01:27:14A licensed driver?
01:27:15I know what I'm doing.
01:27:16Okay, Amy, this is really...
01:27:17I just wanna feel the passion.
01:27:18It'll shine, I know it Each & every moment Take it all in a darkness
01:27:48Shake it all up and shout out loud
01:27:51Live to love and love to live
01:27:54Take it all, take it all in
01:27:59Give me the world today
01:28:06The sun, the rain, the joy, the pain
01:28:09Don't fear the fall, take it all
01:28:12Take it all in and don't miss out
01:28:15Shake it all up and shout out loud
01:28:19Live to love and love to live
01:28:22Take it all, take it, take it all in and don't miss out
01:28:27Shake it all up and shout out loud
01:28:30Live to love and love to live
01:28:33Take it all, take it all in and don't miss out
01:28:39Shake it all up and shout out loud
01:28:42Live to love and love to live
01:28:45Take it on, take it on, take it on
01:28:48In your dreams, I shake it on and shout out loud
01:28:53Live to love and love to live
01:28:57Take it on, take it on, take it on
01:29:00In your dreams, I shake it on and shout out loud
01:29:05Live to love and love to live
01:29:08Take it on, take it on
01:29:11La, la, la, la...
01:29:41La, la, la, la...