Four traumatized siblings attempt to reunite at their childhood campsite where they are haunted by a unknown entity.
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00:00:00What are we doing here?
00:00:16Are we lost or something?
00:00:18We're not lost.
00:00:19I just wanted to come out here and check out the scenery a little bit, even though it's
00:00:24raining, and maybe get to know you a little better.
00:00:27We didn't even bring us all the way out here to do that.
00:00:31It's true, but it's a bit more gliding here than you can see.
00:00:34And, uh, I don't know, like once in a while I come out here and look at the stars and watch
00:00:38the water.
00:00:39It's kind of romantic.
00:00:41Yeah, whatever.
00:00:43It's true.
00:00:44But, uh, speaking of romantic, you're looking pretty good.
00:00:48Don't be a creeper.
00:00:49We already warned you about you.
00:00:51We're always a fucking bitch.
00:00:53Jesus.
00:00:57And guess what?
00:00:58I have an idea.
00:01:01Here, try some of this.
00:01:02What is it?
00:01:03It's, uh, something to help loosen me up a little bit.
00:01:08Come on.
00:01:15There you go.
00:01:16There you go.
00:01:17That's a girl.
00:01:22How was that?
00:01:23Feeling any better?
00:01:24Maybe a little.
00:01:25It's hard to relax out here, though.
00:01:27I think you're pretty big.
00:01:29Relax.
00:01:30You're in good hands.
00:01:31These hands are coming out a little too strong.
00:01:33Well, thank you.
00:01:34I am strong.
00:01:35I like to work out sometimes, you know.
00:01:37So, uh, a little kiss.
00:01:39You're looking too fast, right?
00:01:41Fast.
00:01:42Speaking of fast, when I was in high school, I ran track.
00:01:45I was the captain of the team.
00:01:47I was the fucking man.
00:01:48It was awesome.
00:01:49So, how about I give the man a little kiss?
00:01:52Come on.
00:01:53No, come on.
00:01:54Stop.
00:01:55Just a little kiss.
00:01:56Wait.
00:01:57Did you hear that?
00:01:58Hear what?
00:01:59I didn't hear anything.
00:02:00Did you just hear that?
00:02:01No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:02:03I thought I heard something.
00:02:04Stop stalling.
00:02:05Just put out a little.
00:02:06Not stalling.
00:02:07Come on.
00:02:08Come on.
00:02:09Come on.
00:02:10Stop it.
00:02:11Stop.
00:02:12Wait.
00:02:13You didn't just hear that?
00:02:14No.
00:02:15I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:02:16I didn't hear anything.
00:02:17What the hell would be out here in the rain if you're going nowhere tonight?
00:02:20I don't know.
00:02:21I thought I heard something.
00:02:24Jeez.
00:02:25Anyway, what the fuck?
00:02:26What did I bring you out here for?
00:02:27I didn't bring you out to talk and check out the stars.
00:02:29Just put out a little.
00:02:30I don't want it.
00:02:31I'm scared.
00:02:32Come on.
00:02:33Just a little.
00:02:34I hear something outside.
00:02:35There's no reason to be scared.
00:02:36I don't hear anything.
00:02:37Holy shit!
00:02:38Jesus Christ!
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00:03:00She's everywhere!
00:03:01I don't know what a fucking boy.
00:03:02Oh my god!
00:03:03I think she's dead.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Shit.
00:03:06We gotta see if she's alright.
00:03:07I gotta- let me- I'm gonna pop the trunk and get my gun.
00:03:08I have to see if she's dead.
00:03:09Look.
00:03:10Just get out of the car!
00:03:11Nah.
00:03:12Just sit tight for a second.
00:03:13Hold on.
00:03:14I'll be right back.
00:03:15Don't leave.
00:03:16One more.
00:03:32Heather!
00:03:33Shit.
00:03:34Oh, my God.
00:03:36What the fuck?
00:03:37Come on, open the trunk.
00:03:38This isn't funny.
00:03:39Heather, open the trunk right now.
00:03:41This isn't fucking funny at all.
00:03:43Come on, Heather.
00:03:43Open the trunk right now.
00:03:46Heather.
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:49Oh, my God.
00:03:49Heather.
00:03:50Heather, what's happening?
00:03:52Heather.
00:03:53Someone open the trunk right now.
00:03:54Open the trunk.
00:03:56Heather.
00:03:57What the fuck is that?
00:03:59Heather, are you all right?
00:04:00Heather.
00:04:02Shit.
00:04:03I got to fucking get out of here.
00:04:06Open the trunk.
00:04:08Somebody open the trunk right now.
00:04:11Fuck, I got to get out of here.
00:04:12What the hell is that?
00:04:17Shit.
00:04:18Shit.
00:04:31What the fuck was that?
00:04:36Shit.
00:04:45Fuck.
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00:05:05What the fuck?
00:05:35What do you want?
00:05:40What do you want?
00:05:45Please, what do you want?
00:05:50Stop, please.
00:05:53Please stop.
00:05:58Listen, listen.
00:06:08Stop, please.
00:06:11Stop, please.
00:06:21Stop, please.
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00:10:05It's too hot in there.
00:10:09There.
00:10:10That better?
00:10:12A little.
00:10:13What's that smell?
00:10:16Yo, you think we can stop soon?
00:10:19I really got to pay, guys.
00:10:20Well, there's a smell.
00:10:23Yeah, and I'm hungry.
00:10:24Jesus Christ, we just stopped at the last stop.
00:10:27Yeah, but these are running right through me, dude.
00:10:30You two go back and make it now.
00:10:32I like to tap your leg or some shit when we stop at the next stop.
00:10:35That's why I love you, buddy.
00:10:36So, uh, are they still behind you?
00:10:46Yeah, they're back there somewhere.
00:10:48So, how is it that Preston convinced two cars full of people to go to some unknown destination
00:10:55in Florida?
00:10:56Jesus Christ, man.
00:10:57You're spilling everywhere.
00:10:59What happens if I get pulled over to buy a cop?
00:11:01Chill out, man.
00:11:02That's cool.
00:11:03I'll talk him out.
00:11:04Yeah, it's cool.
00:11:06It's not your fucking car, man.
00:11:08Well, that's a good point.
00:11:10I'm going to keep drinking.
00:11:12Anyway.
00:11:13Preston, when he's not the Preston and Newt, he's not that bad of a guy to hang out with.
00:11:18He told me about his parents' house in Florida.
00:11:21He said we could hang out there for a week.
00:11:23I said I'm all up for a road trip because I've never done that before.
00:11:27Everybody else, they just want to get fucked up and high and shit in another state.
00:11:31I have to worry about going to work the next day.
00:11:34So, we all brought our ideas together.
00:11:37Thus, we have our trip.
00:11:40Trevor, at least we're out of the house.
00:11:43See, silly day.
00:11:44Go.
00:11:49Ow, come on.
00:11:50I'm just trying to see if you're back.
00:11:52Who the fuck cares?
00:11:53Jesus Christ.
00:11:54It's like babysitting a bunch of fucking freaks and retards.
00:11:58Well, maybe not Dana.
00:11:59I would tear her up, man.
00:12:01Fucking asshole.
00:12:04You're going to spill the beer.
00:12:05And, uh, I'm just saying, I take care of you first.
00:12:08Well, what about Boney?
00:12:09You buy all your pot off with him?
00:12:11Yeah, I mean, I buy pot off him.
00:12:13He's cool, I guess.
00:12:15Seriously?
00:12:15I can't believe you left your sister back there with him.
00:12:18Who, Boney?
00:12:19He's harmless.
00:12:20He just likes to get high.
00:12:21I'm not fucking talking about Boney.
00:12:22I'm talking about Preston.
00:12:23He's such a fucking weirdo.
00:12:25Yeah, I swear to God, that guy's got a heart on for Boney.
00:12:28That fag probably has one right back.
00:12:31I buy pot from him, but the dude's a fucking tool.
00:12:35Yeah, well, maybe your sister will end up banging one of them and actually have a good time for once.
00:12:39Hey, Zach.
00:12:40Yeah?
00:12:41Shut up!
00:12:43I'm just trying to bring her around and show her some fun.
00:12:45Poor girl's probably still a virgin.
00:12:46Boney, do you have to keep blowing that in here?
00:13:06Can't you roll down a window or something?
00:13:08He's not my butt buddy.
00:13:13Yeah, sure he's not.
00:13:14He just brings your bitch ass around because he's got a car.
00:13:17Ain't that right, Preston?
00:13:19Give us a fuck.
00:13:19I don't like you in a row.
00:13:21Shut up, Preston.
00:13:21You can walk the rest of the way there.
00:13:24See, he's sticking up for his girl.
00:13:26You two knock it off.
00:13:27I swear, it's one nonstop gay joke after another.
00:13:30I'm beginning to wonder about the two of you.
00:13:34Yo, what the fuck did you just say?
00:13:36You heard me.
00:13:37All you do is smoke pot and talk about sucking dick.
00:13:39Yeah, you're sucking my dick.
00:13:40That's what I'm talking about.
00:13:43That's not normal.
00:13:44How is normal?
00:13:45It's normal as I'm the one receiving her the fucking bag of the thing.
00:13:49Stop it!
00:13:51Boys, please.
00:13:52Hey, Boney, put the J in here.
00:13:54Come right up.
00:13:55Want that to?
00:13:56No.
00:13:57I can hit you, little prude.
00:14:00Yo, Dana, chill out.
00:14:01Not everybody wants to party like this.
00:14:04Oh, she's partying.
00:14:06Uh, you guys, they're pulling off to park again.
00:14:11Jesus Christ, we just tapped into the last stop.
00:14:14Probably wants to stop for a quick BJ from Tucker.
00:14:16What the hell?
00:14:42I was talking to you.
00:14:43What do you think?
00:14:44Rummy had to go pee again.
00:14:45I'm hungry.
00:14:47Okay, I'm going to pull in the park now.
00:14:49All right.
00:14:54I'm sorry.
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:10Stop.
00:15:12Stop.
00:15:12No, I'm good, dude.
00:15:15I'm not pissing in there.
00:15:17What the fuck?
00:15:47I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's dead.
00:16:17I'm not going over there.
00:16:25Me neither.
00:16:27What about you, fucker?
00:16:29Isn't your boyfriend Jake going to miss you?
00:16:31Shut up, Eugene.
00:16:32What the fuck did you just say?
00:16:33My name ain't Eugene, it's Boney.
00:16:35I fucking told you.
00:16:36Whatever.
00:16:37Eugene.
00:16:38Eugene.
00:16:38Look at these fucking guys, all these people in town.
00:16:50Who hangs out at a fucking place like this?
00:16:57It's right up here.
00:16:58You guys see it?
00:17:10Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
00:17:12I don't know what that is, that's fucking awesome.
00:17:14See, it's a person.
00:17:18Yeah, baby.
00:17:20Holy shit.
00:17:28What are you doing, you fucking freak?
00:17:30Where the hell did it go to that?
00:17:32Shit, I don't know.
00:17:33It's probably the Goatman.
00:17:35What?
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:36The Goatman.
00:17:37Fuck, dude.
00:17:38I did this paper in school, local legends and ghost stories.
00:17:42Yeah, like Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, shit like that.
00:17:44There's this one about the Goatman.
00:17:46It's from around here.
00:17:48Yeah, right, dude.
00:17:50Dude, it's true.
00:17:51It's been documented.
00:17:52Mm-hmm.
00:17:53He's this man who was horribly deformed by the science experiment gone wrong.
00:17:58Mixed half goat, half human.
00:18:00Because of his horrible and disgusting deformity.
00:18:03He had a strong dislike for human, especially young, good-looking.
00:18:08Gross bullshit.
00:18:10It's not bullshit.
00:18:12Oh, yeah, it's true.
00:18:13Half guy, half goat killing kids and little girls taking them back to the mental institute.
00:18:18Meh.
00:18:20All right, let's just get the fuck out of here.
00:18:22Yeah, buddy.
00:18:22Yeah, guys, come on, let's go.
00:18:24Told you it was cool.
00:18:26Dude, I was totally worth it.
00:18:27Oh, whoa, whoa.
00:18:27Listen, we're not friends, bro.
00:18:30And stop creeping on my fucking girl.
00:18:33One of these days you're going to get what's fucking coming to you.
00:18:35It's not going to be you, homie.
00:18:38Fuckin' jerkballs.
00:18:47You made me cute, baby.
00:18:49It was freaking disgusting.
00:18:50That was good.
00:18:51I don't know if it was that thing.
00:18:53You guys never seen roadkill before?
00:18:54Not like that.
00:18:56I don't know if it was like that.
00:18:58Roadkill is usually on the road.
00:19:01It's somewhere near the road.
00:19:03You still eat it, though, right?
00:19:05I think about it.
00:19:06I thought about it.
00:19:07I said no.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You would.
00:19:09That's it.
00:19:11Just didn't tell him about it.
00:19:13Listen, I'm just tired of Ashley talking shit.
00:19:16I'm sure they'd clean up all that roadkill and fry it up in her trailer park.
00:19:19Come on, man.
00:19:21You're the one that ate bear beef jerky.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:24Some girls pukes smell like beef jerky, so we both ate it.
00:19:27Still wanted to kiss it.
00:19:28You don't want to know.
00:19:39Yeah, come on, guys.
00:19:40Let's just go.
00:19:42Listen, I'm getting hungry.
00:19:50Same.
00:19:50We can stop at the next restaurant.
00:19:52That's some mobility.
00:19:54Bad idea.
00:19:55Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
00:19:56In fact, you know what I'm fine.
00:20:00Let's just do this.
00:20:01You want to follow me to the next stop and just get off here?
00:20:04Come through.
00:20:06Yo, man.
00:20:06What the fuck?
00:20:07My new friends.
00:20:09Look at this shit.
00:20:16Get over here for a second.
00:20:18Can we please switch passengers?
00:20:20These two are driving me crazy.
00:20:22All we do is talk about their dicks.
00:20:23No way, man.
00:20:24I got Zach spilling beer all over the place.
00:20:27I don't want those two smoking me out, too.
00:20:29Come on, man.
00:20:30No chance.
00:20:31No chance.
00:20:39Everyone in?
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Yeah.
00:21:07That's why the human race is inferior, man.
00:21:23Catered the weak and useless.
00:21:25We got trailer park trash with our ATM cards and welfare checks.
00:21:31Babies, seasonal babies and free fucking clinics.
00:21:33You know who pays for that shit, Jake?
00:21:35We do, that's it.
00:21:36It's all bullshit.
00:21:37Never see a fucking animal on welfare.
00:21:40Probably just let them die off.
00:21:42Jesus Christ, I'm already.
00:21:46Maybe we should eat them.
00:21:50Are they still back there?
00:21:52I can't see them.
00:21:55I don't know.
00:21:56I don't feel back there.
00:21:57That's what I'm saying, man.
00:21:59Dragging us the fuck down.
00:22:01We should probably just...
00:22:01Oh, what the fuck now?
00:22:03What's that?
00:22:05Smoke.
00:22:06What's it look like?
00:22:06Oh, it's a boy.
00:22:07They don't smell pretty fucking cold.
00:22:09I don't know.
00:22:11You go check this out.
00:22:12I'll come out with you, dude.
00:22:21What do you think it could be, man?
00:22:23I don't know, man.
00:22:24It smells like antifreeze.
00:22:25Please, God, don't look at this cookie.
00:22:34Oh, here it is, dude.
00:22:34You just blew a hose.
00:22:36Huh.
00:22:36Yeah, that's the easy fix right there.
00:22:38I can do that right now.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:39Oh, yeah.
00:22:39What's the problem?
00:22:52Oh, we blew a hose.
00:22:53You might give me a ride to the next town
00:22:55so we can look for a park store.
00:22:56Where?
00:22:57I don't know.
00:22:58I figure we just drive around till we find one.
00:23:01Sure that's a good idea?
00:23:02Why don't you just call a tow or something?
00:23:05That'll take forever.
00:23:06Plus, it'll cost Norman a league.
00:23:09I guess it's okay.
00:23:11All right, just pull up
00:23:12and I'll ask everybody else
00:23:14whether they're staying or gone.
00:23:15All right.
00:23:22Well, I'm hanging out back here.
00:23:24I've been sitting back here too fucking long.
00:23:27You say, Preston, you want to hang out and burn one?
00:23:30Hell yeah.
00:23:32All right, then.
00:23:33Besides, I'll give Jake some alone time with this girl.
00:23:36Both of them.
00:23:39What about you, Sam?
00:23:40You want to hang out?
00:23:45Yeah, okay.
00:23:47All right, then.
00:23:49You guys want to go?
00:23:50All right.
00:23:55Hey.
00:23:57So, Tucker's going to give me a ride to the store
00:24:00in another town.
00:24:01You want to come or not?
00:24:02And how long are you going to be?
00:24:04I don't know.
00:24:05You're welcome.
00:24:06All right.
00:24:07Jenna?
00:24:08What's Zach doing?
00:24:09I think he's staying here.
00:24:12I'll wait here then.
00:24:13All right.
00:24:17What's the deal, bro?
00:24:18Me and Asher are going with Tucker and Dana
00:24:20to another town look for a part store.
00:24:22All right, that's cool.
00:24:23I got a case of beer, man.
00:24:23I'm chill.
00:24:24Take your time.
00:24:25Do your thing, homie.
00:24:26Hey, you want to come with us?
00:24:31No.
00:24:32I want to hang around with them for a while.
00:24:34Are you sure?
00:24:36That's all I'm talking, talking about right there.
00:24:38Yo, make sure the fat guy doesn't get any of this fucking shit.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42Yeah?
00:24:44All right.
00:24:45See you later.
00:24:45Thanks again, Tucker.
00:24:51Yo, Ash, come on!
00:24:53Hey, Jenna?
00:24:54Yeah?
00:24:54Um, my sister's going to hang out here with you guys.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:57I think you can keep an eye on her for me?
00:24:59Sure.
00:25:01No problem.
00:25:01I'll make sure those creeps don't give her any hard drugs or anything.
00:25:04Yeah, I will.
00:25:05All right.
00:25:05Thanks.
00:25:05We'll be back.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09I'm going to turn around and I'm going to stop.
00:25:15What the hell you turds doing?
00:25:26Rollin' up.
00:25:27What's up?
00:25:28I just figured, you know, we're going to be stuck in this shithole town for a little bit.
00:25:31But now here it's so fucking long, my head's almost as red as yours.
00:25:34Shut up, you're dead.
00:25:35Oh, I'm just kidding, man.
00:25:36Anybody want a beer?
00:25:39Same.
00:25:40What about you?
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42What?
00:25:43Uh-oh.
00:25:44Yeah, you got any weed left, dude?
00:25:47What do you think I am, dude?
00:25:48Of course I got some weed.
00:25:50Finally, a fucking party.
00:25:57Let's see if we go back into the woods a little bit, man.
00:25:58I don't want to be out on this road.
00:26:00Somebody's driving by us, fucking hats on us.
00:26:03Dude, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:26:05Who's going to stop the house?
00:26:06Just saying, man.
00:26:07We could probably walk back a little bit, start a fire, and just chill.
00:26:11Fire actually sounds pretty fucking good.
00:26:12Cool.
00:26:13Let's roll out.
00:26:14Let's go.
00:26:15Come on, man.
00:26:27This box and I'm putting on fucking brake.
00:26:29Back here.
00:26:29Back here.
00:26:30All right.
00:26:31All right.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:32Do you have any idea where we're going?
00:26:42I don't know, man.
00:26:43Just keep going forward until we hit the next town, I guess.
00:26:46Pretty sure we'll find another main road eventually.
00:26:49All right.
00:26:50We're supposed to be fucking in Florida.
00:27:03What the fuck is this shit?
00:27:04I should be working on my fucking uneven tan.
00:27:07What the fuck?
00:27:09It's my fault?
00:27:10Yeah, it is.
00:27:12Probably.
00:27:12You're a fool that you can't fucking fix shit.
00:27:14You ain't a real man.
00:27:15The car probably buckles from the weight.
00:27:17I think it was the goat man who actually did it.
00:27:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:21Tell me you guys are going to be sorry once you realize it.
00:27:23It's in the papers all over the fucking place.
00:27:25What am I going to be sorry about?
00:27:26What's he going to fuck me with his horse?
00:27:29The goat man ain't real.
00:27:30I don't know what's creepier, Preston's fucking story or fucking Preston's.
00:27:35Preston.
00:27:36Probably.
00:27:37It's all going to be real fucking funny when you guys are sleeping outside in Florida.
00:27:41Yeah, let's take a break for a second.
00:27:45Whew.
00:27:47Can I have a sip of that?
00:27:48I'm parched.
00:27:49Yeah, I got it.
00:27:49That's strange.
00:27:51All right, that's enough.
00:27:54Beauty.
00:27:55You got any more of that shit, dude?
00:27:58Come on.
00:27:58That's the kiddy biatch.
00:28:01You finished that?
00:28:01Yeah, man.
00:28:03Pay for it.
00:28:04Yeah, it's good beer, huh?
00:28:09Not bad.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:28Don't be bought your friend.
00:28:33You know what I'm talking about.
00:28:34I always do.
00:28:35That's because you don't do good enough.
00:28:37How do you know what a friend is there, Bernie?
00:28:40What friend?
00:28:41I have a lot of them.
00:28:42What friend?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:43Something that you need when you sleep with us.
00:28:47When you're asleep, I'm doing other things.
00:28:50To you.
00:28:50I'm out of beer.
00:28:55Still have your life.
00:28:56Do you have money to get at this time?
00:28:58No.
00:28:58Probably not.
00:28:59I don't see you fucking rolling.
00:29:02I'll just see you wasting beer and smoking my goddamn weed.
00:29:06My fucking parents' house in Florida they were going to, motherfucker.
00:29:09You got to bring something to it.
00:29:10You know, well, if you keep fucking wasting all, I'm not going to have any more.
00:29:14You guys fight like you're married.
00:29:16Or fucking in the ass.
00:29:19For both.
00:29:19You fat piece of shit.
00:29:21What the fuck is that?
00:29:41What the fuck are you thinking of?
00:29:42I'm just asking.
00:29:44Jake, I don't think we should have left her back there with them.
00:29:47She'll be fine.
00:29:48What?
00:29:48What's the big deal?
00:29:49Is that kind of Jane out there?
00:29:52Yeah, I don't know.
00:29:53I just worry.
00:29:54I'm sure they're fine.
00:29:56Probably just sitting in the car waiting for us.
00:30:00There you go, yeah.
00:30:04Sam!
00:30:04Your fucking sister's going to kill me.
00:30:08Vacation.
00:30:08Beautiful downtown.
00:30:10Wherever the fuck I want.
00:30:12Glendale.
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:14Fuck that is.
00:30:16And how do you know this?
00:30:17The sign back there on the street when we're driving here?
00:30:21You know, beautiful Glendale, where the sky is blue, the grass is green, and the blowjobs
00:30:27are great because nobody in town has a full set of teeth.
00:30:30Cheers to that.
00:30:31I love that.
00:30:32Are you serious?
00:30:32These guys are so fucking sick.
00:30:34I didn't mean you, baby.
00:30:35Your blowjobs are terrible.
00:30:37You're an asshole.
00:30:38Relax.
00:30:39I mean, Boney, seriously?
00:30:40Can you help me out here?
00:30:42The fuck would he know?
00:30:43Hey, hey.
00:30:44I know a good fucking blowjob.
00:30:46Not for me, you fucking burnout.
00:30:48What?
00:30:49I could just take this all right now and fucking pee.
00:30:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:52Don't do anything hasty.
00:30:53I mean, listen.
00:30:55Jen is sorry.
00:30:55What?
00:30:56Relax.
00:30:57Listen, Boney, it's cool.
00:30:59Right, baby?
00:31:03Let me get the blanket.
00:31:04Let's go back there.
00:31:05Yeah, you got any weed left, bro?
00:31:07What?
00:31:08You already got a mouthful.
00:31:09Just a little bit, dude.
00:31:11Fucking dick.
00:31:12I just meant something to couple with the beer, and I got to fuck that.
00:31:18Yeah, just because of them droopy-ass titties.
00:31:24You still got to take it, dude.
00:31:38Let's get the fuck out for this.
00:31:39That's it.
00:31:42Hmm.
00:31:43You want to come?
00:31:43Where?
00:31:45Who cares?
00:31:45Do you really want to watch that?
00:31:47No.
00:31:48Dude, hold on.
00:31:51Dude, I want to see him fuck.
00:31:53What, dude?
00:31:53Just let's fucking go.
00:31:55Come on, man.
00:31:55Let's just hang around so I can see a tit or something.
00:31:57You really want to see one of those droopy-ass rat bags to fall out of his fucking shirt?
00:32:01Come on, mine look a lot better.
00:32:03Look at that.
00:32:04Fuck.
00:32:04All right, man.
00:32:05All right.
00:32:05You fucking faggot.
00:32:07No, dude.
00:32:07I didn't fucking mean that.
00:32:08No.
00:32:08It's cool.
00:32:09You're a faggot.
00:32:10I'm stuck in the Maryland woods with a faggot.
00:32:12That's closest to a pussy.
00:32:13I ain't gay, man.
00:32:14What the fuck?
00:32:15That's what I fucking thought.
00:32:17You bitch.
00:32:18You know what?
00:32:19Fuck you.
00:32:20Fuck you.
00:32:21Let's get out of here.
00:32:22All right, man.
00:32:22What the fuck?
00:32:23Whatever.
00:32:24Go grab the beer.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:25Fuck that beer.
00:32:26Yeah, hold on.
00:32:26Hold on.
00:32:28Sam, take this.
00:32:29I'm done.
00:32:29I'm done.
00:32:29Go ahead.
00:32:36Come on.
00:32:37Come on.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:42How is walking across this fucking crick any better than sitting there and sitting
00:32:45watching them fuck?
00:32:46Did you see them?
00:32:48All right, you got a point, but still, what the fuck, dude?
00:32:51Where are you taking them?
00:32:52Do you blame a little nowhere?
00:32:53Does it really fucking matter?
00:32:57I'm almost out.
00:33:09Fuck, dude.
00:33:11You wait until I pass first?
00:33:13Man.
00:33:14I'm out.
00:33:14Give me another one.
00:33:16Don't fuck yourself.
00:34:41I know how you like to play.
00:34:52You're a superman.
00:34:55Are you kidding me?
00:35:08So Sam, you ever been out here before?
00:35:10Yeah, actually. I used to go camping, like, not too far from here when I was a kid.
00:35:15Yeah, camping?
00:35:16Mm-hmm.
00:35:17Camping's a shit, you know. You, uh, just light a fire, chill out, just take some shrooms.
00:35:23I know you've taken shrooms, right?
00:35:25Mm-mm. And I've never even smoked before, either.
00:35:29What? Here.
00:35:34Take a hit of that. Tell me what you think.
00:35:37Oh, you fucking hit it. I didn't enter the lungs.
00:35:44Hey, you too. I'm not sure which one of you I'd rather get all fucked up and take advantage of.
00:35:49Oh, man.
00:35:50You suck that like you suck dick. Terrible.
00:36:01So, uh, you got a boyfriend, Sam?
00:36:05Oh, fuck.
00:36:09Don't.
00:36:10Do you.
00:36:12Fuck you.
00:36:16That is, that is, that is really good.
00:36:19Yeah.
00:36:20It's gonna start getting a lot better too, baby.
00:36:22Oh, fuck.
00:36:28Why don't you, uh, go fuck a treat?
00:36:30Why don't you go fuck yourself?
00:36:32Nah, I'm about to fuck her. Get out of here.
00:36:34What the fuck, dude? At least even the cush.
00:36:38Fucking faggots, man.
00:36:40You can take the beer. No, you can't.
00:36:42Fuck.
00:36:43Ashley, stop worrying.
00:36:48I just wanna call her.
00:36:49Nah, don't call her. It's going too far. Come on.
00:36:53For Preston and Boney to be any sort of a threat to Sam, they'd have to not be gay for each other first.
00:37:01Gips?
00:37:02Oh, I didn't tell you, did I, about them in the bathroom?
00:37:04No.
00:37:06Do I wanna know?
00:37:08Uh, nah.
00:37:09No.
00:37:10I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna call her anyway.
00:37:13Stop.
00:37:20Hey, hey.
00:37:24Hello?
00:37:25Hey.
00:37:26Yeah, we're still looking for a store. Um, is everything okay there?
00:37:29Yeah.
00:37:30Everything's fine.
00:37:31Alright, well, is Sam there?
00:37:34Yeah, she's here.
00:37:36Well, okay, can I talk to her?
00:37:38Um, she actually just went off with Boney and Preston.
00:37:43What?
00:37:45Dude, you left her with those creeps? I told you to look fucking after her.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49Uh, we're fine.
00:37:54Fucking shit.
00:37:57Fucking bitch.
00:37:58What? What happened?
00:37:59She's banging Zach and let Sam roll around with those fucking creeps.
00:38:03She'll be alright.
00:38:04Don't worry.
00:38:05Alright, well, let's just hurry up.
00:38:08Let's just hurry up.
00:38:09Let's just hurry up.
00:38:10Go to the other side, then.
00:38:11Alright.
00:38:12Bye.
00:38:13Bye.
00:38:14Thanks for the beep.
00:38:15Bye.
00:38:16Bye.
00:38:17Bye.
00:38:18Bye.
00:38:19Bye.
00:38:20Bye.
00:38:22Bye.
00:38:24Bye.
00:38:25Bye.
00:38:26Bye.
00:38:27Bye.
00:38:28Bye.
00:38:29Bye.
00:38:30Bye.
00:38:31Bye.
00:38:32Bye.
00:38:33Bye.
00:38:34Bye.
00:38:35Bye.
00:38:36Bye.
00:38:37I've never really done this before.
00:39:07I've never really done this before.
00:39:37I've never really done this before.
00:40:07This is it.
00:40:08We'll be back in a second, okay?
00:40:09Okay.
00:40:14So, what would you like to talk about, Tucker?
00:40:19Maybe global warming?
00:40:21Well, it is a serious issue, and...
00:40:23Oh, it is very serious.
00:40:24It's a serious issue.
00:40:26Yes, it is definitely very hot in here, isn't it?
00:40:29Oh, yeah.
00:40:31Very hot in here.
00:40:33Come on, Dian, stop it.
00:40:36Oh, my.
00:40:38You were looking at these earlier before...
00:40:41Yeah, but...
00:40:43Do you want me, Tucker?
00:40:46Dian, it'll be back in a second.
00:40:47Oh, fuck it.
00:40:49Go ahead.
00:40:55Oh, no.
00:40:57Yeah, that's the way.
00:40:59Oh.
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:03Oh.
00:41:03Oh.
00:41:15Go back.
00:41:17Go, go, go.
00:41:22Yo, Tucker, we got it.
00:41:25Come on, let's go.
00:41:26Are you sure?
00:41:27Yeah, man, we look good up on the Mac, Daddy.
00:41:30Let's go.
00:41:32You sure you got the right hoes?
00:41:34Yeah, man, the model number was on there.
00:41:35We just typed it in real quick.
00:41:37That was actually pretty cool.
00:41:38Did you get all your change back?
00:41:40Yeah, 25 cents.
00:41:42I mean, the girl that counted up, she wasn't some bright statistician who graduated from
00:41:45third grade, but...
00:41:46Who cares?
00:41:47Do you want to go back and make sure?
00:41:50Not really.
00:41:51It was this trucker guy there that was rubbing his belly button, calling me Purdy.
00:41:55Are you sure?
00:41:56Don't forget it.
00:41:59Fucking idiot.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01What happened?
00:42:02What happened?
00:42:03You look all sweaty and shit.
00:42:04You look all frustrated, man.
00:42:06You're a fucking idiot, you know that?
00:42:08You're making me blue by talking like that, dude.
00:42:11What's up?
00:42:12You're gonna hear about this later, man.
00:42:14Shit.
00:42:19You're such a douchebag.
00:42:21Love it when you slap me.
00:42:23Oh.
00:42:24Feels so good.
00:42:25Like peanut butter and jelly.
00:42:26Oh.
00:42:27Oh.
00:42:28Oh.
00:42:29Oh.
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:34Oh.
00:42:35Oh.
00:42:36Oh.
00:42:37Oh.
00:42:38Oh.
00:42:39Oh.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:42Oh.
00:42:43Oh.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:46Oh.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:50Oh.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:53Oh.
00:42:54Oh.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Oh.
00:42:57How's your back now?
00:42:58Oh.
00:42:59Oh, oh, this one's for real, unlike your tits, ah, oh, whew, you know that one, totally
00:43:18for real, oh, Jesus, woman, God, you are terrible, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:43:29happy day. What? Gotta overroll this as bullshit. What the fuck, asshole? What the fuck was
00:43:47that? Swear to God, Bonnie, if that's you, I'm gonna kick your ass. Where are you going?
00:43:53Looks like they took the fucking beer. Swear to God, Bonnie, if that's you, I'm gonna punch
00:43:58you dead in your face. I'll be right back to finish you off. Okay, so I'm supposed to
00:44:17fucking wait here while you go play fucking grab ass with your fucking boys? Yes.
00:44:21I'll finish myself, Wolf. Where the fuck are you, asshole?
00:44:28He's cool.
00:44:33Where's my beer?
00:44:34Where's my beer?
00:44:47Who's going?
00:44:51Where's my beer?
00:44:57Where's my beer?
00:45:00What the fuck?
00:45:21Oh, Jesus.
00:45:23Oh, my God.
00:45:30Oh, my God.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:47:00Oh, my God.
00:47:30Oh, my God.
00:47:34Oh, my God.
00:47:36Oh, my God.
00:47:38Oh, my God.
00:47:42Oh, my God.
00:47:46Oh, my God.
00:47:48Oh, my God.
00:47:58Oh, my God.
00:48:00Oh, my God.
00:48:10Oh, my God.
00:48:20Oh, my God.
00:48:22Oh, my God.
00:48:24Oh, my God.
00:48:25Oh, my God.
00:48:26Oh, my God.
00:48:27Oh, my God.
00:48:28Oh, my God.
00:48:30Oh, my God.
00:48:32Oh, my God.
00:48:34Oh, my God.
00:48:44Oh, my God.
00:48:46Oh, my God.
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:48:50Uh, I don't know how to do this.
00:48:52Oh, it's easy. Here's what you want to do.
00:48:54Just unscrew these two, then just yank this off, right?
00:48:57Put this new piece on, fill the radiator up, screw them back on, good to go.
00:49:02I guess. But hurry up, I don't want to be out here alone either.
00:49:05Oh yeah, no problem. We'll be right back. We'll make it quick.
00:49:09Alright, come on. I think they're just relevators.
00:49:20You don't wanna see any of that.
00:49:29Remember when the lights come into the otherå—Ž?
00:49:35What are you guys saying?
00:49:37I don't know.
00:49:42You don't really want to see any of that.
00:49:47Oh
00:50:12Well tired besides me yes, let's go for 10 miles
00:50:17I'm just
00:50:22Fuck is fixing this hard
00:50:42Like that
00:50:47Put a nail gym in private
00:50:49I don't think he cares about some profit at night
00:50:51I hope you don't get lost in this fucking forest
00:50:53Oh shit
00:50:55Oh my god
00:50:57Sam! Oh my god
00:50:59I'm dead
00:51:01What?
00:51:03Oh my god
00:51:05I'm dead
00:51:07What's happening?
00:51:09Are you okay?
00:51:11No, no they're dead
00:51:13Who's dead?
00:51:15Who's dead?
00:51:17Sam
00:51:19Sam
00:51:21Sam
00:51:23Mom
00:51:24Mom
00:51:25Mommy
00:51:26What happened?
00:51:27What about Preston?
00:51:29I don't know where the hell he went
00:51:31Sam
00:51:33I don't know
00:51:34I don't know
00:51:35Hold on
00:51:36Sam
00:51:37Sam
00:51:38Sam look at me Sam
00:51:39Sam
00:51:40Sam
00:51:41Sam
00:51:43No no
00:51:45Sam
00:51:46Please Sam
00:51:47Sam
00:51:48Just get up
00:51:49You're doing good
00:51:51You're doing good
00:51:53No one can okay?
00:51:55No one's here, okay?
00:51:57Yeah, we're fine.
00:51:58We're here with you.
00:52:06Run!
00:52:06Dana, come on!
00:52:08We're gonna get out of here.
00:52:09We're getting out of here safely.
00:52:20Huh, that was easy.
00:52:21Well, everything's okay now.
00:52:25Ah!
00:52:28God!
00:52:29No!
00:52:30Ah!
00:52:31Don't believe me!
00:52:32Ah!
00:52:33No!
00:52:34Stop!
00:52:35No!
00:52:36Stop!
00:52:37Stop!
00:52:38Please!
00:52:39Ah!
00:52:40Ah!
00:52:41Ah!
00:52:42Ah!
00:52:43Ah!
00:52:44Ah!
00:52:45Ah!
00:52:46Ah!
00:52:47Ah!
00:52:48Ah!
00:52:49Ah!
00:52:50Ah!
00:52:51Ah!
00:52:52Ah!
00:52:53Ah!
00:52:54Ah!
00:52:55Ah!
00:53:00Ah!
00:53:01Ah!
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:07Ah!
00:53:08What the fuck was that?
00:53:17I don't know.
00:53:17What the fuck was that?
00:53:18I told you we had to go.
00:53:20Did you see seconds?
00:53:21Fuck.
00:53:25Jake!
00:53:27Oh my God.
00:53:29No!
00:53:30Look what I found!
00:53:31No!
00:53:32Oh my God!
00:53:33What's all it looks like?
00:53:34Don't speak now!
00:53:36No!
00:53:37Oh my God!
00:53:38Get out, Jake!
00:53:38You killed my friend, you motherfucka!
00:53:43You fucking killed my friend!
00:53:45I know what you're talking about!
00:53:47Stop!
00:53:47No!
00:53:48He said no!
00:53:49You fucking killed him!
00:53:50You killed him!
00:53:53No!
00:53:53He didn't look up!
00:53:55Jake, please!
00:53:57Get the fuck up!
00:53:58Jake!
00:53:59Jake!
00:54:00Stand up!
00:54:01No!
00:54:02No!
00:54:02No!
00:54:03No!
00:54:05Jake!
00:54:06No!
00:54:07Jake!
00:54:07Jake!
00:54:07Do take it!
00:54:08No!
00:54:08No!
00:54:09No!
00:54:10No!
00:54:10Get out!
00:54:11I can't!
00:54:12Oh!
00:54:13No!
00:54:23stop!
00:54:24Oh!
00:54:24No!
00:54:24Oh!
00:54:25Oh!
00:54:26Oh!
00:54:26Get out!
00:54:27Oh, my God.
00:54:57God, I hope Tucker finished that car.
00:55:06We have a person back there.
00:55:08Ash, it's him or all of us.
00:55:10We can't just leave him there.
00:55:11You want to go back there and fucking get him?
00:55:13You just caught up his fucking leg.
00:55:15I didn't know.
00:55:16For the God, I didn't know.
00:55:17I kept telling you.
00:55:20Look, we can sit and argue about this
00:55:22and we can go up to the fucking car and get out of here.
00:55:24What do you want to do?
00:55:25Oh, come on.
00:55:31All right, go, Sam.
00:55:32Go to the car.
00:55:33Go to the car.
00:55:35Oh, my God.
00:55:36My God.
00:55:40Go, go, go, go, go.
00:55:42Come on.
00:55:43Stop the car.
00:55:49Stop the car.
00:55:50Stop the car.
00:55:54Where is it?
00:55:56Where are the keys?
00:55:57Where are the fucking keys?
00:55:58Oh, shit.
00:55:59It must be in Tucker's pocket.
00:56:00No, no, no.
00:56:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:03We got to go.
00:56:09Sam, you ain't here.
00:56:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:12Sam, you have to.
00:56:12No, no, no, please, no.
00:56:13Sam, we can't leave without the keys.
00:56:15Please stay here.
00:56:16Please stay here.
00:56:16We can't.
00:56:17We have to.
00:56:17Sam.
00:56:18Please stay here.
00:56:19Please stay here.
00:56:21Please.
00:56:23Please don't help us.
00:56:26No, no, no.
00:56:27Please.
00:56:28We have to get the keys.
00:56:29Don't leave me here alone.
00:56:29Please.
00:56:30Please.
00:56:30Ashley, no.
00:56:31Ashley, please.
00:56:33We'll be here.
00:56:33Ashley.
00:56:35Don't leave me here.
00:56:37Ashley.
00:56:39You ready?
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:51Don't leave me here.
00:57:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:25Fuck.
00:57:27Holy fuck.
00:57:30Just kidding.
00:57:31Did you get him?
00:57:32I got him.
00:57:33I got him.
00:57:35I got him.
00:57:35Come on.
00:57:36Ashley.
00:57:37Ashley.
00:57:39Ashley.
00:57:44Ashley.
00:57:51No, no, no.
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01:01:26He's coming, he's coming, he's coming! He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill us!
01:01:30Come on! Come on, he's gonna fucking kill us!
01:01:33He's gonna fucking kill us!
01:01:35Come on, we gotta go!
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:38Come on, what, what?
01:01:39No, where?
01:01:56No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:59No!
01:02:00No!
01:02:10Yes!
01:02:14Yes!
01:02:15Yes!
01:02:18Oh, my God.
01:02:48Oh, my God.
01:03:18Oh, my God.
01:03:48Oh, my God.
01:04:18Oh, my God.
01:04:48Oh, my God.
01:05:18Oh, my God.
01:05:48Oh, my God.
01:06:18Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:07:18Oh, my God.
01:07:48Oh, my God.
01:08:18Oh, my God.