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00:00You're watching Extreme Championship Wrestling from Boston, Massachusetts.
00:07And the World Tag Team title belts will be defended solely by John Kronis
00:13because Harry Saturn underwent knee surgery one week ago.
00:19Ladies and...
00:21Wait a minute, don't say anything more.
00:24What does this pig have to say?
00:25I have a special announcement.
00:26Anything he wants with Big Dick. Dudley's standing in front of him.
00:34Regarding our match tonight against eliminator John Kronis.
00:39Well, Harry Saturn just decrepitated Big Dick.
00:44And that means he knocked the crap out of him.
00:46You got that right, Professor Rude.
00:48One Dudley down, two to go.
00:51But the situation has not changed here in Boston.
00:54John Kronis must defend the World Tag Team title belts on his own.
00:58One.
00:59Two.
00:59Three.
01:00Two.
01:01Two.
01:02Two.
01:03Three.
01:04Two.
01:05Two.
01:06Three.
01:07Two.
01:08Two.
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01:48Two.
01:49Two.
01:50This is Xtreme!
01:59We've got to get this mess cleaned up
02:01so we can have a match-up.
02:06Harry Saturn may only have one good leg,
02:08but he swings a mean crutch.
02:15Saturn and Cronus have made a move
02:17at evening the odds
02:18by taking Big Dick down.
02:24Hello everyone and welcome to Xtreme Championship Wrestling.
02:27Joey Styles along with Ravishing Rick Rude
02:29here in Beantown, Boston, Massachusetts
02:32where Harry Saturn has been pushed too far.
02:34That's right.
02:35Saturn has just underwent major surgery.
02:39There'll be no top rope heroics from Saturn today
02:42and I'm afraid Cronus and Saturn
02:44might not go home with the belts.
02:46Perry Saturn should have been jumping off the top rope
02:49last week either before surgery.
02:51Would you look at this?
02:51What's that Gertner want?
02:52What's that Gertner want?
02:53tonight?
02:53Page 2, paragraph 5.
03:05Let's Gertner up, too.
03:07Hey!
03:07You can just...
03:08You see, as everybody knows,
03:12Perry Saturn,
03:13even with a broken leg
03:16and with torn ligaments
03:18has been stalking the Dudley boys.
03:22Therefore, we went to our attorneys
03:27and they agree with us
03:29and you now have been presented
03:33with a restraining order
03:35against Eliminator Perry Saturn.
03:38I think this Saturn's just as crazy as Cronus is.
03:44Now, what the hell is he doing on the top turn?
03:47Oh, my God!
03:49I can't believe it!
03:50He just dropped an elbow!
03:52He's got one leg!
03:53And he's hurt!
03:55He dropped the leg!
03:58He got him!
04:00Perry, listen to me.
04:02They're going to stop the show.
04:03They're going to close the showdown right now.
04:05We have enough problems in Massachusetts as it is.
04:08We don't need any more trouble here.
04:09That's your problem, not my problem!
04:12My problem is the Philly M belts!
04:14Come on, Dudley!
04:16Perry, Perry, listen to me.
04:17Listen!
04:17Shut up!
04:19Shut up!
04:20Listen to me!
04:21Listen to me!
04:22It's important.
04:23You're the key member of Team Extreme, right?
04:27If I have to get down on my hands and knees
04:28and beg you not to have this promotion closed,
04:30I'll do it.
04:31I'm begging you not to have this happen, Perry.
04:33Please.
04:35They're going to shut us down if he doesn't leave.
04:38I'm not going to ask you or any other man
04:39to swallow his dignity.
04:40For Team Extreme, I'll go.
04:43Cronus, you can beat me.
04:45Get him, Cronus!
04:46Get him, Cronus!
04:50Well, the Dudleys didn't even like the odds
04:53of having Cronus in the ring
04:54and Saturn hobbling around at ringside.
04:56They don't even want Saturn anywhere near the ringside area.
05:00And Cronus gets jumped from behind.
05:09There's the balance.
05:12The Eleventors pulled off a miracle last week.
05:15Cronus should have never turned his back
05:17on the Dudley boys.
05:18D-Bot and Bubba Ray are just picking their shots.
05:33There he's with.
05:37Killed the world.
05:39Into a splash.
05:40Two in.
05:42Cronus kicks out.
05:43I think that referee needs to get one of these guys
05:46out of the ring.
05:47That's not a bad idea.
05:51Get in the corner!
05:54John Cronus now thrown to the outside.
05:57Both Bubba Ray and D-Bot go out after him.
06:01Shit.
06:05Things are not looking well
06:07for the Eliminators world tag team,
06:10Tyler Lamb, here at ECW.
06:11And that may be the beginning of the end
06:29for John Cronus.
06:31I could feel that one all the way up here.
06:37John Cronus busted open
06:39right here in his hometown of Boston.
06:51And the Dudleys are enjoying this.
07:02Cronus thrown back in.
07:04He can barely stand.
07:11I know we're extreme and all,
07:13but referee Jim Molinow might want to think
07:14about stopping this matchup.
07:16He might want to think about getting
07:18one of the Dudley boys out of the ring.
07:22Cronus set for the ride again.
07:24Ducks are closed live.
07:25And John Cronus may have bought himself
07:34a couple of seconds.
07:37Let's not forget about Big Dick.
07:38He's still hanging around the ringside.
07:40Can't believe he's still conscious.
07:45Scooping a slam on the 350-plus pound
07:48Bubba Ray Dudley.
07:49Cronus going all the way up.
07:57Twisting splash from the top guard buckle.
08:00And he nailed him with that one.
08:02But he's still got to contend with Devon.
08:04He's got no partner.
08:07He plants Devon.
08:12Cronus going up again.
08:14Picture-perfect 450 splash.
08:21But he cannot capitalize.
08:23He has lost too much blood.
08:24He does not go for the cover.
08:28He might not be able to see.
08:34And the challengers are begging off.
08:36Where's he going?
08:45I can't believe it.
08:47Cronus is calling Big Dick on now.
08:51John Cronus invites Big Dick Dudley into the ring.
08:55That may have been a big mistake.
08:58He blocked the choke slam.
09:02There's a kick right to the sternum.
09:04Big Dick set for the ride.
09:09He missed Hurricane Cronus.
09:12Iris with 3D, the deadly death drop.
09:20And just to add insult to indignity,
09:25the Eliminators, Saturn and Cronus,
09:28have lost the World Tag Team titles
09:31right here in their hometown of Boston, Massachusetts
09:34as the Dudleys begin their second ECW World Tag Team title ring.
09:43It had to be.
09:44We know that one man can't beat two men.
09:48Or three.
09:49But Cronus fought valiantly
09:51and had the matchup in hand.
09:54But then invited Big Dick Dudley into the ring.
09:58And the best tag team.
10:02I got it.
10:03I got it.
10:04The best tag team
10:07to have ever wrestled
10:11in the miserable
10:12in the miserable
10:12city
10:14of Boston.
10:16The most miserable thing
10:18in this city right now
10:19is Gertner.
10:20Bubba Ray
10:21and D-Von
10:23the Dudley Boys.
10:27Painful to watch.
10:41ECW returns to pay-per-view
11:02on Sunday night,
11:03August 17th
11:04with Hardcore Heaven 97
11:06for your local cable company.
11:08Ask them if they are carrying
11:10the ECW pay-per-view
11:12if they are not
11:13bitch.
11:14Speaking of bitches,
11:16isn't Francine coming out soon?
11:18Yeah, she'll be coming out
11:19for this six-man tag team matchup.
11:21The Triple Threat
11:21against the Pitbull
11:22and Boss Mahoney.
11:24And she will be coming
11:25of violence
11:28this Saturday night
11:29at the ECW Arena
11:30when Tommy Dreamer
11:31and the Sandman
11:32take on
11:33Gary Lawler's two favorite
11:35ECW wrestlers
11:36Rob Van Dam
11:37and Sabu
11:38who we'll have
11:39in their corner
11:40Bill Alfonso.
11:41And she will also be coming
11:43of violence
11:45this Sunday afternoon
11:46at Bar A
11:47on the Jersey Shore
11:49at 2.30 p.m.
11:50Eastern Time.
11:53Orgy.
11:55Heavy on the orgy.
11:56Easy on the violence.
11:58How about we go
11:59heavy on the orgy
12:00for you
12:00and heavy on the violence
12:01for the fans
12:02watching at home?
12:03That'll work.
12:04We've got a heavy
12:05orgy of violence
12:06this weekend
12:07Saturday night
12:07in Philadelphia
12:08Sunday afternoon
12:09at the Jersey Shore
12:10Bar Anticipation
12:11in Belmar, New Jersey.
12:13Right now
12:13we've got a heavy
12:14violent six-man
12:15tag team matchup
12:16as the Triple Threat,
12:18the franchise,
12:19Bam Bam Bigelow
12:20and Chris Candido
12:20take on the team
12:22of the original...
12:22Francine.
12:23Francine will be
12:24with the Triple Threat.
12:25Oops.
12:26Fine!
12:26After the show
12:27against the Pitbulls
12:29and Balls Mahoney.
12:30What the orgy?
12:33Ooh, now that's tight,
12:35Joey.
12:37Yes, it's quite a camera
12:38angle
12:39as the former
12:41ECW World Television...
12:43Sorry,
12:45lost my train of thought
12:46there for a second.
12:48Well, the Triple Threat
12:49of Shane Douglas,
12:51the Beast from the East,
12:52Bam Bam Bigelow
12:53and no gimmicks needed
12:55Chris Candido
12:56have entered the ring.
12:57And what a threesome
12:59that is.
13:01What about
13:02the fourth member?
13:04Looks like she's
13:05got a Black Saran wrapper
13:07around that cute
13:08little crapper.
13:14And I thought
13:15you were going to
13:15jump all over
13:16the word threesome.
13:17Silly me!
13:21Views looking
13:22pretty good from here.
13:27The Triple Threat
13:30has their work
13:31cut out for them
13:31tonight.
13:33Use it!
13:39Take a
13:40look
13:41at the new
13:42dominant force
13:43in extreme
13:45championship
13:45wrestling.
13:50Now, you people
13:52never thought
13:52you'd see
13:53such a dominant
13:54force,
13:55but I knew
13:56that when
13:57Brian Lee,
13:58that turncoat,
13:59decided to take
14:00some money
14:00because somebody
14:02named Rick
14:02Rude
14:04showed him
14:05the money,
14:06I decided
14:08to go to the
14:09well
14:09and get the
14:10biggest badass
14:11in all of
14:12wrestling.
14:13Bam Bam Bigelow!
14:15I already had
14:20the greatest
14:21Matt Ressler
14:21in this
14:22business today
14:23and his name
14:24is no gimmicks
14:25needed,
14:26Chris Candido.
14:32Every single
14:33day I wake up,
14:35I know
14:35damn great
14:36I am
14:36because I get
14:37to look
14:37at this
14:38sweet thing.
14:41Look what
14:42she has to
14:42look back at.
14:43And the glue
14:44that holds
14:45it all
14:45together,
14:46the franchise.
14:50You know,
14:51Joey,
14:51Shane Douglas
14:51needs to know
14:52that that
14:53isn't glue,
14:54it's goo.
14:55And me and
14:56Francine know
14:57where it comes
14:58from.
14:58That would be
14:59the greasy
15:00kid stuff
15:01the franchise
15:02puts in his
15:02hair, I hope.
15:03And when we
15:04come back,
15:04six-man tag
15:05team action.
15:07The triple threat
15:08of the franchise,
15:10Bam Bam Bigelow
15:11and Chris Candido
15:12taking on the
15:12original Mad Dogs
15:13of War of the
15:14Pit Bulls and
15:16Balls Mahoney.
15:17There are certain
15:17things you cannot
15:18see on television.
15:22Pit Bull 2 locks up
15:26with Chris Candido.
15:28And Douglas said
15:29Candido was a
15:30great mat wrestler.
15:31Maybe he'd have
15:32a little better luck
15:33wrestling the mat.
15:34He had better take
15:38Pit Bull 2 down
15:39to the mat.
15:41Go for a single
15:43leg and
15:43kind of offset
15:45the strength
15:45advantage that
15:46Pit Bull 2 has.
15:51Pit Bull 2 just
15:52runs through
15:53Candido,
15:53drop down by
15:54Candido,
15:55leapfrog.
15:57Hip-toss block.
16:00Candido getting
16:01muscle by
16:02Pit Bull 2.
16:04Pit Bull 2
16:05grabbed him by
16:05the gurgle
16:06and threw him
16:06right into the
16:07corner.
16:09Back body
16:10dropped Candido
16:11up in the lights.
16:14And he gets
16:14clothesline out
16:15of his boots.
16:17Decapitated.
16:21He's learned
16:21something new
16:22every week
16:22with you,
16:23Rick.
16:24Pit Bull 1
16:25checks in.
16:29The fingers
16:30to the eyes,
16:31the great
16:31equalizer.
16:32beautiful
16:36suplex,
16:37but Pit Bull 1
16:38is up.
16:41Candido's
16:42giving up
16:43both size
16:43and strength
16:44here.
16:46He gets
16:47the boot up.
16:50Candido
16:51ascending
16:51the turnbuckle,
16:53but gets
16:55caught.
16:57Overhead,
16:58belly-to-belly
16:58suplex.
17:06Francine,
17:07the former
17:07manager of the
17:08Pit Bulls,
17:09leading,
17:10well,
17:10basically no
17:11cheers for
17:12Chris Candido.
17:15We got to give her
17:16an E for effort,
17:17though,
17:17don't we?
17:19Inchex,
17:20Bulls,
17:20Mahoney,
17:21reversal on the
17:21Irish whip.
17:22That's one way
17:24to counter
17:24a leapfrog.
17:29Candido
17:30set for the
17:30ride.
17:32Well behind.
17:34And there's
17:34some payback
17:35by Candido.
17:39Nice uppercut.
17:42Inchex,
17:43the Beast
17:44from the
17:44East.
17:48Sidekick
17:48right to the
17:49sternum.
17:49And he's
17:52laying those
17:53forearms in
17:53there.
17:55And did they
17:56find the
17:56mark.
17:57Bulls
17:57sent for the
17:57ride.
17:59Who's in the
18:00face of
18:00Michelin?
18:03These are
18:04two of the
18:04most agile
18:05big men in
18:06the sport
18:06today.
18:08And they're
18:08going toe-to-toe.
18:10DDT,
18:11Bulls gets
18:11spiked in
18:12the center of
18:12the ring.
18:14Hauling
18:14headbutt.
18:16Cover,
18:16hook,
18:16slide.
18:18Bulls gets
18:19the shoulder
18:19up.
18:23Tagging
18:23to the
18:23former
18:24world
18:24television
18:25champion.
18:27I can get
18:28away with
18:28calling on
18:29that because
18:29you're sitting
18:29next to me.
18:39Reversal.
18:40Back body
18:41drop.
18:43It took
18:44a lot of
18:45strength on
18:45Douglas' part
18:46to get the
18:46big man up.
18:49Rolling
18:49neck snap.
18:51Douglas likes
18:52to attack
18:52the neck.
18:53Remember,
18:54he broke
18:54the neck
18:54with Gary
18:55Wolf,
18:55pitbull number
18:56one.
18:57Now,
18:57Candido needs
18:58to follow up
18:59on what
18:59Douglas began.
19:02He's softening
19:03up balls.
19:05You ain't
19:05gonna soften
19:06balls.
19:09Those line
19:10in the corner,
19:11nowhere to go.
19:15Candido going up.
19:17He's got to go for
19:23the cover.
19:23He's got to go for the cover.
19:29Kick out with
19:31authority.
19:34Now, I think
19:35Candido's making a
19:36mistake here.
19:37Ball's had enough
19:38strength to kick
19:39out of that.
19:39He makes the tag.
19:50Back in comes
19:51the massive
19:52hit-fold two
19:53who gets cut off.
19:55The lone bone
19:56a foam right to the eye.
19:59Well, Candido
20:00picked the two spots
20:01that any man is
20:02vulnerable,
20:02no matter how
20:03powerful he is.
20:04The eyes and
20:05the nads.
20:07Got it.
20:08Back in comes
20:11the franchise
20:12who must still be
20:15having nightmares
20:16in orange and black.
20:24He's taking it
20:25out on his
20:26nemesis pitbull
20:27number two.
20:32Hey, the Francine
20:33fan club's
20:34here in Boston.
20:35Franchise ducks
20:38the clothesline.
20:40Double-A takedown.
20:41Nicely done.
20:42Misses the elbow.
20:46Incredible show
20:47of strength.
20:48Guerrilla press
20:49slam on the
20:50franchise on
20:52Candido.
20:53What's going to
20:54happen here now?
20:55There's a big man
20:56going up.
20:58He's not going to
20:58press Bigelow.
20:59He never got the
21:02chance.
21:04He was blindsided
21:05by Chris Candido.
21:10And now Bigelow
21:11puts the boots
21:12and the knees
21:12to pitbull too.
21:14Oh, there was no
21:15tag.
21:22Franchise down
21:23across the back
21:24of pitbull too
21:24and now he gets
21:26the left shoulder
21:27up.
21:27The pitbull's in a
21:33bad way right
21:34now.
21:36With an elbow
21:37to the back
21:37of the net.
21:47Francine looks on
21:48and she likes
21:49what she sees.
21:54Franchise in
21:55control.
21:55Reversal out of the
21:57corner.
21:59And another
22:00press slam.
22:01Neck across the
22:02rope.
22:03That'll take the
22:03wind out of your
22:04sails.
22:05It'll boulder
22:06sail.
22:11Powerball with
22:12authority cover
22:13hook of the leg.
22:15Two and three
22:16corner.
22:16and back in the ball.
22:25Mahoney.
22:29Uppercut on the
22:30franchise.
22:34And another
22:35uppercut.
22:37Balls needs to pick a
22:39body part and stick with
22:40it.
22:40Work one body part.
22:42almost got the
22:44franchise that
22:45time.
22:53Tag back into the
22:54big man.
22:58Work the back.
22:59There you go.
22:59perfect power slam to it.
23:08Igolo breaks it up.
23:15Igolo and Pitbull 2
23:17really want at each other.
23:18They're hugged out as those
23:26massive arms are wrapped
23:28around him.
23:30The body cavity of the
23:31franchise.
23:32And the franchise is going
23:43limp.
23:46The franchise is always
23:47limp from what Francine
23:49told me.
23:51Speaking of Francine.
23:52I'll take care of this.
23:56See you later.
23:59Where the hell is he
24:00going?
24:03My broadcast partner's
24:05left our position.
24:08It's at ringside.
24:13What brand of breast
24:21spray does he use?
24:25Well, once again,
24:26Rick Rude has, he, well,
24:30you, he, he, you
24:31knowed with the
24:32franchise.
24:33Candido at the sunset flip
24:43from the top.
24:46Douglas with the right
24:47hand.
24:48Two count only.
24:51Candido ducked the
24:52franchise didn't.
24:54He dropped Candido that
24:55time.
24:56But Bigelow just nails
24:57Pitbull 2.
24:58Two and a half.
25:00He didn't nail him.
25:01He ran right over him.
25:03How's Francine doing?
25:05I think she may need
25:06more mouth-to-mouth, but
25:07that's how she wound up on
25:08the floor in the first
25:09place, Rick.
25:10That's amazing, by the way.
25:13Next time I get with her,
25:15we're going to put a little
25:16tutti-frutti on Rudy.
25:17Bigelow picks up Pitbull 2.
25:28Side slam.
25:32And you know that's got to
25:34hurt.
25:34Bigelow's well over 300
25:35pounds.
25:38I think he's closer to 400.
25:40And now Chris Candido taking
25:42advantage of something we have
25:43never seen before.
25:45The wrestler's wrestler is
25:48taking advantage of Pitbull 2,
25:49who has been put down by the
25:52Beast from the East.
25:57And bring Pitbull 2 into the
25:58corner.
25:58And you know now distracting
26:08referee Jim Molinow.
26:10And the franchise chokes Pitbull 2
26:12in the corner.
26:14And Al Bulls is distracting Jim
26:16Molinow inadvertently.
26:18This Pitbull 2 has about a 20-inch
26:20neck on him.
26:21I don't think you're going to get
26:22it by strangulation.
26:23And now the franchise is
26:29mocking the Pitbull.
26:39Is that south of the border?
26:49Unfortunately for Pitbull 2,
26:51yes it is.
26:53Oh, he threw the head of Pitbull 2
27:00into the noggin of Bam Bam
27:02Bigelow.
27:07And there's another tag into the
27:09Beast from the East.
27:12Bigelow's directing traffic.
27:16And then dropkick and a
27:18clothesline.
27:20Great double team wrestling.
27:21Diving headbutt.
27:27Bowles breaks up the 3-K.
27:31You know the Triple Threat has
27:33excellent teamwork for the short
27:35time they've been together.
27:38Bam Bam, a new member.
27:41They claim they are the new
27:42dominant force of this sport.
27:44I've got to agree with them.
27:54Pitbull 1 now hammering on Bam Bam
27:56Bigelow.
27:59Jim Molinow's going to put him
28:01out.
28:01And again the Triple Threat
28:03working over Pitbull 2.
28:05I don't believe I've seen a legal
28:07tag all match.
28:08Here's a boot right to the rims.
28:31Franchise cinching a Pitbull 2
28:33who blocks the vertical suplex
28:34attempt.
28:37Nails one of his own.
28:40I've got to point out
28:41those gold tights aren't very
28:42flattering for Franchise, are they?
28:47Hadn't noticed.
28:49There's not much to notice.
28:53And finally the tag is made.
28:55The referee's torn Pitbull 1
28:56checks in.
28:57Douglas wants no part of him.
29:01Candido goes down.
29:03Think it'll get snailed.
29:05Candido gets snailed.
29:07Pitbull 1 and falls.
29:08Mahoney taking on the entire
29:10Triple Threat.
29:11It's get even time now.
29:14Now we've got everyone involved.
29:18Inside the ring, outside the ring.
29:21There's one more outside the ring.
29:22Ball's taking it to Candido on the floor.
29:30Irish whip.
29:32Back body drop on the Franchise.
29:35Clothes lock.
29:37Clothes lock.
29:39Clothes lock.
29:46Franchise set for the line again.
29:49Nice power slam.
29:51He gets planted.
29:52Double X handle by Candido.
29:54Breaks it up.
29:56Out goes Candido.
29:58Douglas is still down.
30:00Pitbull needs to make another cover.
30:02Douglas is in trouble.
30:07Reversal.
30:09Candido hammering balls on the outside.
30:12Bigelow with the chair on Pitbull number one.
30:19Where did he come from?
30:20Quick as a cat.
30:24The franchise checked out.
30:27And Batman Bigelow part of the hair of Gary Wolf.
30:30Pitbull number one with that steel chair.
30:33Now he's pummeling him in the corner.
30:35Just pummeling.
30:35No, Pitbull one is firing back.
30:45Bam Bam just too much for Pitbull one.
30:48Bam Bam in the chair.
30:51Bam Bam going up.
30:54Bam Bam going down.
30:57He's got him.
30:58That's as close as you can get for Bam Bam.
31:06Bigelow got the left shoulder up.
31:10Shane Douglas has a chain on his hand.
31:12He just nailed Pitbull one with that chain.
31:17I can't believe it.
31:20I can believe it.
31:21He's the power bar from the top turnbuckle.
31:30And here's the chain on the fist.
31:33The triple threat steals the victory.
31:39Whoa.
31:40Are you ready for this?
31:41Saturday night.
31:43Philadelphia.
31:45ECW presents an all-star card
31:48at the bingo hall.
31:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, B-52.
31:51Hey, bingo!
31:52Is that a joke or what?
31:54What do we got?
31:5520 or so pretenders
31:57and only two real wrestlers.
32:01And you know that, don't you, Paul E.?
32:03You realize that Rob Van Dam and Sabu
32:07are the only true athletes
32:09in that entire scam or charade
32:13or whatever it is you call ECW.
32:16Who are they going against?
32:18Huh?
32:18Tommy Dreamer,
32:20the only guy I've ever seen
32:20with a charisma bypass
32:21and the dope addict, Sandman.
32:25That's really something, isn't it, Paul E.?
32:27Well, let me tell you something.
32:29I figured you out a long, long time ago.
32:33And I know what you're doing, Paul E.
32:35You're trying your best
32:37to convince all of those moronic Philadelphians
32:41that the king is going to be there also.
32:44You're trying to use me to draw a crowd, aren't you?
32:48Huh?
32:48Let's face it.
32:49Let's shoot again, huh?
32:51You want a house,
32:51so you're trying to tell everybody
32:53that the king's going to be there.
32:54But I'll tell you something, Paul E.
32:56I've been there and done that.
32:57I came, I saw, I conquered.
33:00And I knew I was in Philadelphia
33:02when I stepped off the plane
33:03and the stench knocked me to my knees.
33:05And when I drove to the neighborhood
33:06and I saw people with toilet paper
33:08hanging out on the lines of dry,
33:10I knew I was in Philadelphia.
33:12And when I saw that bingo hall
33:15that you call home,
33:17I knew I was in ECW.
33:20And believe me,
33:22once is enough for the king.
33:24So I don't care how you try to imply,
33:28I don't care how you try to hint,
33:31I don't care who you drop the rumor to,
33:33I'm here to tell everybody,
33:36if you morons can read my lips,
33:38I will not be in the ECW bingo hall
33:42this Saturday night in Philadelphia.
33:46Because I'm not going to help you,
33:48Paul E., get a house.
33:49Do you understand that?
33:51Been there, done that.
33:55Tommy Dreamer prepares for his
33:57I quit match against Luis Bacoli.
33:59He is gutting for all of his enemies
34:01from Wrestlepalooza 97.
34:03EC W!
34:19His dream has come true!
34:25It's the greatest night of his life!
34:27Tommy Dreamer has beaten Raven!
34:31Go away!
35:01Go away!
35:06Go away!
35:09Go away!
35:10We are back!
35:14We are back!
35:18We want it!
35:19We want that!
35:25We want that!
35:27One, two, three, one, two!
35:57One, two, three!
36:13Do it?
36:16This is people here!
36:18Look at that!
36:20Yeah!
36:23So this is it, huh?
36:24This is a big time ECW.
36:27What you are looking at is a response to Wrestlepalooza 97, Tommy
36:57Dreamer took it upon himself to fly to Memphis, Tennessee, where he crashed their local wrestling
37:02television show, destroyed their set, decked a couple of their employees, and not one wrestler
37:07in their locker room did a damn thing about it.
37:09To make matters worse, now ECW is appearing on the W.W. Monday Night Program.
37:15Quite frankly, I don't think we belong there.
37:17I know we don't want to be there.
37:18And my boss, Paulie Dangerously, has now created the biggest scandal in the business by telling
37:23the whole world what we in the business already knew, that Jerry Lawler is Brian Christopher's
37:28spotter.
37:30We are back, and Tommy Dreamer was jumped by Sabu and Rob Van Dam before this matchup got
37:37underway just moments ago.
37:41Van Dam and Sabu strike yet again.
37:46Tommy Dreamer needs eyes in the back of his head to deal with Sabu and Van Dam.
37:50I'd lend him mine, but I don't want to take him off of Beulah.
37:56Can you see what went down?
38:00Van Dam and Sabu just playing the boot for Tommy Dreamer.
38:04And then, the splash and slingshot leg drop.
38:11Well, obviously, we won't be having the scheduled I quit match as Tommy Dreamer was jumped before
38:15the match even started by Rob Van Dam and Sabu again.
38:20That poor bastard Dreamer just can't get a break, can he?
38:24Now, is it that Spicoli's in cahoots with Sabu and Van Dam?
38:28What's the poop?
38:30I think Tommy Dreamer's just made a lot of enemies, and where in the hell is Louis Spicoli
38:35headed to?
38:35Louis Spicoli is still headed towards the ring, and Tommy Dreamer is down on his back.
38:40Well, Louis Spicoli sure knows how to pick his sput.
38:48Spicoli's like a virus.
38:50He can't get rid of him.
38:52Tommy Dreamer, come on!
38:54Quick, you're f***ing crap!
38:56Come on!
38:57God, Louis Spicoli!
39:00Trying to make Tommy say I quit already!
39:04Tommy beaten down by Sabu and Van Dam.
39:07Looks like he's nursing that left shoulder.
39:12Yeah, but he hasn't said I quit!
39:14And I don't think he will either.
39:19Roy with the headbutt.
39:23Tommy's in a lot of pain.
39:33McCulley now with the knee across the back of the head.
39:35I must say, this Spicoli can be awful brutal if he wants to.
39:50She didn't say I quit!
39:54Trying to rip the nose off a Dreamer.
40:00Baseball slide.
40:01Tommy hits the steel and hard.
40:03Tommy hits the steel and hard.
40:03Tommy hits the steel and hard.
40:05And that broken table landed on the right knee of Tommy Dreamer.
40:18He's lucky he got his leg up there.
40:20It was going right for his head.
40:25And did you see the look that Tommy just shot, believe it?
40:29Tommy Dreamer trying to find the strength to get up.
40:32Tommy Dreamer trying to find the strength to get up.
40:36He was attacked by Sabu and Van Dam.
40:39And since that point, Luis Spicoli has just decimated the innovator of violence.
40:48Tommy crunching his shoulder.
40:51His groin, his knee.
40:52Just slumped against the rope, seemingly helpless.
40:55And you can bet Spicoli will not stop this unrelenting attack until he hears Tommy Dreamer say in front of Boston and the whole world those words,
41:07I quit.
41:10What do you say, Dreamer, do you quit?
41:13Come on, Dreamer, what do you say?
41:19Tommy won't give it up.
41:21He's hanging in there, but I guess he's going to have to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
41:25He can't even talk.
41:33He's totally strangling.
41:37Oh, my God.
41:45Louie trying to feed Tommy that microphone.
41:54Tommy's up for the ride.
41:57Spine buster.
41:58What do you say, Jerry?
41:59Do you quit?
41:59Come on, Louie.
42:03What do you say, Jerry?
42:08He's back to choking him with the leg of that table.
42:11Now you piece of shit.
42:13Now you f***ing bird.
42:15Huh?
42:15Now you're going to f***ing bird.
42:17Now.
42:18Now we're going to school.
42:22The only Spicoli that we have seen clowning around in the past is gone.
42:27It's a stupid move, though, Joey.
42:29He throws the weapon down.
42:30And he figures he's going to finish Tommy off.
42:34He got caught.
42:36He got caught.
42:39Tommy's got a...
42:40Mueller handed him a pair of pliers.
42:42Oh, my God.
42:43What do you say, Louie?
42:44Kids, don't try this at home.
42:46What do you say, Louie?
42:47What do you say?
42:48What do you say?
42:49What do you say?
42:49What do you say?
42:51What do you say?
42:51What do you say?
42:52What do you say?
42:52Louie gave it up.
42:54Wouldn't you?
42:54He didn't give it up, Tommy.
42:59He was going to tear it off.
43:04Louie made one mistake.
43:05As you said, he threw away a weapon.
43:08Went to the top.
43:08Turnbuckle dove off.
43:10Right into a reverse atomic drop.
43:14Softened himself up.
43:15And then, well, he was basically part and upon right for the picking.
43:19Where in the heck did Beulah pull those tweezers out of?
43:26Tommy Dreamer remains the innovator of violins.
43:32ECW's Hardcore Heaven 97 on Sunday night, August 17th.
43:37That leads us into this weekend, Rick.
43:39The orgy with violins.
43:41No, not violins.
43:42The orgy of violins.
43:44The orgy with violins.
43:45You know the background music?
43:47By orgy with violins.
43:50The background music?
43:52This Friday night in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, you will see two first-time-ever singles matches.
43:59As Tommy Dreamer takes on Sabu and the Sandman collides with Rob Van Dam.
44:05Plus, in a rematch for the ECW World Television title, the franchise, Shane Douglas, now the challenger, will take on Taz for that belt.
44:13And then, this Saturday night at the ECW Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Tag Team Grudge Floor, not on the WWF Monday Night Show, at the ECW Arena.
44:26As Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman take on Jerry Lawler's favorite ECW tag team, Rob Van Dam and Sabu.
44:32Bill Alfonso will be in their corner.
44:35Plus, Bam Bam Bigelow, one-on-one with Pit Bull No. 2.
44:39Tags will take on Eliminator Cronus.
44:41Should be an outstanding athletic contest.
44:44Violins.
44:45Violins.
44:46Violins.
44:47Orgy with violins.
44:49And the Dudleys will defend the World Tag Team title belts against the Gangsters.
44:54You can bet there will be more in the arena this Saturday.
44:56And then, this Sunday afternoon, at 4 Anticipation at Bell Bar, New Jersey, the TV.