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00:01So Shane Douglas thought he found his Never Never Land, his someplace over the rainbow.
00:08Then enter Wicked Witch of the West, a.k.a. Ravishing Rick Rude.
00:13Shane Douglas, the triple threat, is Flitzville.
00:18Brian Lee has the hots for Francine, and vice versa, I think, remains to be seen.
00:24The fact of the matter is, Shane Douglas, in this Never Never Land, you can't click your heels together three times
00:32and say there's no place like home and make everything good.
00:38There's no great and powerful odds to get you out of this jam, Shane Douglas.
00:42It goes like this. You're a 250-pound boil on the booty of life.
00:49And me, I'm 215 pounds of Oxy-5.
00:53You figure it out.
00:55One, two, three, two, get me!
01:16One, two, three.
01:18One, two, three.
01:19I'm 285 pounds of Oxy-5.
01:19One, two, three, two.
01:21Two, three, two, three, four.
01:38Go!
01:39Hello, everyone, and welcome to Extreme Championship Wrestling.
01:56I'm Joey Stiles, and the presence of ravishing Rick Rude now being felt more than ever by
02:02everyone, including and especially the franchise Shane Douglas here in ECW, especially at the
02:09after what happened at ECW's historic very first pay-per-view, barely legal.
02:15Bulldozer Brian Lee, a member of Douglas' Triple Threat, was shown the money by Rick Rude,
02:22who apparently found the weakness in the Triple Threat, the bulldozer's love of money.
02:27The bulldozer, a hired gun, so to speak, for both the franchise and the former world heavyweight
02:34champion Raven, one of the most dangerous men in this sport, said all along, I'll take
02:38anybody out, show me the money, and ravishing Rick Rude did, and the Triple Threat is no
02:45more.
02:45Speaking of the Triple Threat, Chris Candido had a problem earlier this evening.
02:50We hope to bring you highlights of this intimate, provided our attorneys tell us we can show
02:55the footage.
02:57Not yet.
02:57Okay, we may be able to show you that incident.
02:59I certainly cannot discuss who is in the footage.
03:04But back to the Triple Threat.
03:05Back to Ravishing Rick Rude.
03:07Back to Candido.
03:08Back to Brian Lee.
03:10Yeah, back to the franchise, Shane Douglas, who is none too happy about the little prank
03:15pulled on him.
03:16Standing by right now with comments about it.
03:19It's head to the Francine and the franchise himself.
03:22Take a look at this, dude.
03:28You'd love to have her.
03:31But you're not man enough to take her.
03:33Take a look, Rick Rude.
03:35It's something you'd love to have.
03:37But you're no longer man enough to take.
03:40Take a look, Rick Rude.
03:41It's something you once had.
03:44It's something you're not man enough to show anymore.
03:47Take a look, Rick Rude.
03:48The franchise.
03:49It's something you once were.
03:52But that's just a faded memory anymore, isn't it?
03:55You see, Rick Rude, what pains you most is not what you see in ECW rings today.
04:03It's what you see when you close your eyes at night, Rick Rude.
04:06It's what you think about every single night you close your eyes and you dream.
04:10And you have nightmares.
04:11Because this is something that six years ago you most certainly probably would have had.
04:17This, Rick Rude, is something you would have been man enough to put a fight up for.
04:22This, Rick Rude, is something you proudly flaunted to large crowds around the world.
04:28And a franchise is a match that you would have loved to have had.
04:31But today, Rick Rude, what you are is a shell of yourself.
04:38Fifty pounds lighter.
04:40Three inches lost.
04:43Sixteen pounds gone.
04:46And not man enough to take what I got.
04:50You see, Rick Rude, you're stepping up to the plate.
04:53And you're sending people to do your dirty work.
04:55And you're pulling out of that deep wallet of yours, Rick Rude.
04:57What this used to do for you, you're now looking for this to do for you.
05:02You have Brian Lee, who said he had my back.
05:05Stabbed me in my back for this, Rick Rude.
05:07Because you're not man enough to do it yourself.
05:12You've got people playing games with the franchise, Rick Rude.
05:15Thinking that they're one step ahead when in actuality you're stepping into my trap, Rick Rude.
05:20You see, it's simple.
05:22What you're looking at is a man.
05:24What you see when you look in the mirror.
05:27It's the same thing as a woman.
05:29Good for nothing.
05:34I have no idea what Arn Anderson is doing in the building.
05:38Obviously, Paulie Dangerously brought Beautiful Bobby a ticket.
05:42He brought Bob Eaton here with a plan in mind.
05:45But Arn Anderson following his old nemesis, his former tag team partner, Beautiful Bob.
05:51Wait a minute.
05:51They're going at it again.
05:53It's Zabu pounding away on Double A, Arn Anderson.
05:56Anderson now in the ring.
05:58Zabu follows him in.
05:59Anderson goes down.
06:00No, it's Zabu.
06:01Zabu has a series of shots.
06:03Zabu's got a chair hung on the rope.
06:04Arn Anderson face first into the chair.
06:07Arn Anderson goes down.
06:08No, now it's Funk on Zabu.
06:10Terry Funk lays out Zabu.
06:12Funk's got a hold of Beautiful Bobby.
06:14And Bobby Eaton goes down.
06:16This is bedlam.
06:18I have no idea what's going on.
06:19Who's that horrible announcer?
06:23Must have been Eric Bischoff.
06:24In his AWA days, of course.
06:26Not now.
06:28Terry Funk, the new ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
06:33Can you believe after the beating he took at Barely Legal to win the title, has already signed a string of title defenses?
06:41As a matter of fact, right now his protege, Tommy Dreamer, is with Terry Funk at the Double Cross Ranch in Amarillo, Texas,
06:47where Terry Funk is recovering from what happened at Barely Legal.
06:52And Funk will never forget fulfilling his dream.
06:55Speaking of a man who will never forget Barely Legal, Raven, the former ECW World Heavyweight Champion, is furious and standing by.
07:10They took everything I have.
07:16They took the woman I love.
07:19The nest I built.
07:23The cult I developed.
07:25The following I amassed.
07:29And the devotion I controlled.
07:34I had no mores.
07:37I had no guilt.
07:41I had no conscience.
07:44And now, I truly have nothing left to live for.
07:51Except to take Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer with me.
08:00Quote the wreath.
08:03Stevie Richards.
08:04Come back, Stevie Richards.
08:05You're welcome.
08:14You're wanted.
08:14I'm proud of you, Stevie.
08:17You earned your keep.
08:21It's time for one final mission.
08:27To burn this place to the ground.
08:33To take the bunker out.
08:36To kill the dream.
08:41Stevie Richards.
08:42All is forgiven.
08:43All is forgiven.
08:45It's time to come home.
08:49I miss you, Stevie.
08:52It's okay.
08:55All is forgiven.
08:57All is forgiven.
09:00All is forgiven.
09:03Quote you, brother.
09:05You forgive me, Raven.
09:19Maybe.
09:21Me forgive you.
09:24Never.
09:24Every victory that I score is a victory against those people who picked me last to play kickball.
09:38Every victory I score is a victory against those girls who ridiculed me and snickered at me in high school.
09:48Every victory I score is a victory against those tough guys in the locker room who say, Stevie Richards, he'll never amount to anything, brother.
10:01Most of all, every victory I score is a victory against you, Raven.
10:10Because you're the one that made me feel like I was picked last in life.
10:17You're the one who made me feel ridiculed and snickered at in life.
10:24And you're the one that never thought I would amount to anything when I said I was going to leave your nest.
10:37Every victory, no matter which wrestler I defeat, is a victory over you, Raven.
10:44Every person, every person that I Stevie kick for the one, two, three, is a victory over you, Raven.
10:56Jealousy has many faces.
11:00None wear a smile.
11:14We are still awaiting clearance from our attorneys.
11:17No.
11:18So we can show the footage involving Chris Candido.
11:22An incident that also involved a member of his...
11:26Personal life?
11:29Personal life.
11:30So, while we await the go-ahead from our attorneys to show this footage so we don't get sued, let's talk about the full-blooded Italians and the problems they're having with the young upstart here at ECW, the rookie, Chris Chetty.
11:46It's a feud that is heating up quickly.
11:50As a matter of fact, at Barely Legal, before the pay-per-view went on the air live, the rookie called in reinforcements.
11:58In the man who founded the FBI, J.T. Smith.
12:02And J.T. and the rookie tore it to the full-blooded Italians.
12:08Herein lies the problem for young Mr. Chetty.
12:11J.T. Smith's return to ECW was for one night only.
12:16And the full-blooded Italians are still here and still strong, whether or not they are Italian to begin with.
12:24And right now, they have a, uh...
12:27A contract.
12:29Say that on the air?
12:30Of sorts.
12:31Out.
12:32On the rookie, Chris Chetty.
12:35Little Guido.
12:36About the same age as Chetty.
12:38A youngster, however, a youngster under the tutelage of two outstanding veterans, like Wildfire Tommy Rich and Tracy Smothers, who are schooling him in the fine art of, uh...
12:53Cheating!
12:54Yeah, that's the word I'm looking for.
12:55Recently, Chris Chetty teamed with Spike Dudley to take on the combination, yeah, the full-blooded Italians, Little Guido and Tracy Smothers, and yes, the most Italian of them all, Wildfire Tommy Rich, was at ringside for this matchup.
13:12The full-blooded Italians are in the ring.
13:20Full-blooded Italians.
13:22You know, the ironic part is that Chris Chetty is a full-blooded Italian.
13:27Spike Dudley is a half-blooded Dudley.
13:31And Chris Chetty, apparently, thinks he can control Spike Dudley.
13:46They have another thing coming.
13:56Wildfire Tommy Rich and Tracy Smothers.
13:59Full-blooded Italians.
14:05Isn't Tracy Smothers one of the southern boys?
14:08No Italians in the south.
14:10Except maybe Sammy the Bull Gravano.
14:13Under an assumed name, of course.
14:23Yes, there's that Sicilian love.
14:29All kidding aside, whether they are truly Italians or not, there's quite a group we've got here.
14:39Little Guido, who is Italian, certifiably.
14:42Check his papers.
14:43And who better for the youngster to learn from than manager Wildfire Tommy Rich, former World Heavyweight Champion,
15:00and a true ring veteran, like Tracy Smothers, who, Italian or not, has wrestled everywhere you could possibly wrestle on this planet.
15:11What the hell is that?
15:16That was universal.
15:18Little Guido, a chisel 201 pounds.
15:26Together they are the FBI, the full-blooded Italians.
15:34Their opponents tonight, weighing in at 155 pounds, from Dudleyville, Spike Dudley.
15:42Is there an Italian section in Dudleyville?
15:46His partner weighing in at 229 pounds, from Cotac, New York, the rookie, Chris Chetty.
15:57Keep your eye on that, rookie.
15:58He's going places.
16:06It just sits uneasy with me, this combination of Chetty and Spike Dudley.
16:10Spike Dudley is nuts.
16:12He can turn on the rookie in a second.
16:19I mean, the Dudleys were dysfunctional at best when we first saw them.
16:22Now, forget about it.
16:30Wildfire wants Little Guido to start the matchup.
16:37It will be Little Guido and the rookie, Chris Chetty.
16:39And you can bet Little Guido's massive ego has not recovered from the upset defeat he suffered at the hands of Chris Chetty at the ECW Arena.
16:52Collar and elbow tie upside, headlocked now by Little Guido.
17:00Guido has had his ongoing problems with the rookie.
17:03Chetty shoots him off.
17:07Shoulder block, cover, one, two count only.
17:11Guido failed to hook the leg.
17:12Second leg takedown, two.
17:14Beautiful arm drag.
17:20Chetty now keeping a wide base.
17:25Guido back to his feet.
17:29Taking the leverage away from Chetty.
17:30Takes him over.
17:31Chetty hangs on.
17:31Two fundamentally sound young athletes here at ECW.
17:43Tag into Spike Dudley, who's not sound in any way, shape, or form.
17:50Takes Guido over.
17:52Drops the leg on the arm.
17:54And goes right back to work.
17:59Guido back to his feet.
18:00Tag back into the rookie.
18:08Snaps the arm over the top rope.
18:09Nicely done by Spike Dudley.
18:11In comes Chetty.
18:12Takes over where Spike Dudley left off.
18:16And thus far, pretty cohesive unit of Chetty and Spike Dudley making quick tags.
18:21In comes Tracy Smothers.
18:23Drop to hold.
18:25Chetty floats over into a front chancery.
18:28Nice hit out by Smothers.
18:30Tag in by Spike Dudley.
18:35School bar from behind.
18:36Two.
18:37Not only.
18:39Arm drag takedown.
18:41And an arm bar.
18:49Macy Smothers back to his feet.
18:50Nice hit out.
18:51He's in the midsection.
18:59Clubbing blow behind the neck.
19:00It's a boot to the rims.
19:03Tracy Smothers taking advantage of his size.
19:08Much bigger, much stronger than Spike Dudley.
19:11Much more experience as well.
19:13Irish whip.
19:16Tilt the world countered by Spike Dudley with the flying head scissors.
19:19Standing hood and Conrata.
19:22Cover.
19:23Hooks the leg.
19:23Two and...
19:24Two and a half.
19:27Spike Dudley now ascending the turnbuckles.
19:31High cross body from the top.
19:34Smothers rolls through.
19:35Hooks the leg.
19:36Oh, only two.
19:40School boy from behind.
19:42Two count.
19:44High headlock takeover.
19:49Surprisingly, Spike Dudley seems to be one step ahead of the veteran, Tracy Smothers.
19:54And you can see Spike's head bounce off the canvas as did Smothers' elbow.
20:08Dropkick sends Smothers to the outside.
20:16The rookie up and over with the plancha to the floor.
20:20And here comes Wildfire.
20:23He gets nailed.
20:24Great right hand by Chetty.
20:27Chetty now hammering Wildfire.
20:30Baseball slide.
20:39The team of Spike Dudley and Chris Chetty faring very well right now against the whole-blooded Italians.
20:51Forearm and a side headlock.
20:53Smothers shoots him off.
20:54Drop down.
20:57Wildfire.
20:58Tommy Rich pulling down on the top rope.
21:01And now the FBI with the advantage.
21:06Spike Dudley hits the steal and hard.
21:09Spike gets crushed on the steal.
21:21Tracy Smothers distracting the referee.
21:24And Wildfire going to work.
21:28The youngster, Chris Chetty, full of enthusiasm, trying to get in the ring.
21:37Jim Molina holding him back.
21:39His back towards the FBI.
21:41And that's when they are dangerous.
21:42Scoop and a slam.
21:45Well-placed elbow right to the sternum.
21:51Cover.
21:52Hook of the legged.
21:53Toucan only.
21:58Both boots to the face of Spike Dudley.
22:01The FBI now hammering Spike Dudley.
22:02The FBI now hammering Spike Dudley.
22:18Guido has been schooled well by these veterans.
22:32He drew the rookie, Chris Chetty, into the ring.
22:34Wait a minute.
22:34Inside Gretel.
22:35Small package to...
22:36So close.
22:40Running clothesline by Smothers for Spike Dudley.
22:45Back in checks little Guido.
22:49Irish whip.
22:52Double drop kick.
22:54That may be all.
22:56Guido hooks both legs.
22:57Rolls through.
22:58No.
22:59Spike escapes again.
23:02He's a fighter.
23:05Spike's in for the ride.
23:06Buck's the clothesline.
23:08High cross body.
23:10To it.
23:10No.
23:11Guido gets out.
23:14Guido makes the tag.
23:15In comes Smothers.
23:20Ow.
23:22The FBI makes a wish.
23:25Spike is wishing they hadn't.
23:32What the hell is that?
23:36I'm Italian.
23:37I don't dance like that.
23:39Spike Dudley still coming at Tracy Smothers.
23:46Back fist and a hook kick behind the ear.
23:49Smothers says that is all.
23:51Hooks both legs.
23:52And no.
23:54Spike Dudley is not ready to pack it in yet.
23:59Back in comes Guido.
24:00Boots in the midsection.
24:02Spike's in for the ride.
24:04Double clothesline.
24:06Cover.
24:07One.
24:07Two.
24:08Nope.
24:10Two count only says referee Jim Molyneux.
24:13Tag back into Smothers.
24:16You see the way Guido held on to Spike Dudley after he tagged in Smothers.
24:19He is being schooled very, very well by Tracy Smothers and Tommy Rich.
24:24He has a huge advantage.
24:29There is a boot between the shoulder blades.
24:31Fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it.
24:35Fans now all over the case of the FBI.
24:38Fight it, fight it, fight it.
24:39Fight it, fight it.
24:40Irish whip.
24:41Smothers ducks his head.
24:45Spike Dudley rides Smothers face first into the canvas.
24:49Smothers catches both knees right in the ribcage
24:55Spike Dudley made the tag
24:57In comes the rookie Chris Chetty
24:58Close line, close line
25:00Drop kick on Smothers
25:02Drop kick on Guido
25:05Smothers set for the ride
25:08Beautiful spin kick
25:10Scoop and a slam on Smothers
25:16The rookie now going up top
25:20Somersault leg drop the heel of his boot
25:25Right at the mouth to it
25:26Guido broke it up
25:28Look at all four men in the ring now
25:33The FBI with the do-si-do
25:38Pair of close lines on Chetty and Spike
25:46And just like that, the momentum of Spike Dudley and the rookie halted
25:50By the full-blooded Italians
25:51Tracy Smothers now going up top while Guido works over Chetty
25:56Here's the jaw jacker from the top rope
26:00That is Smothers' coup de grace
26:04And there's a fist to the back of the neck of Chetty
26:09Chetty gets the boots up
26:11He nailed little Guido
26:13But Wildfire still hanging on to the rookie Chris Chetty
26:19Smothers' back drop to the outside
26:23Wildfire brought into the ring
26:27Wildfire close line little Guido
26:30He gets nailed by the rookie
26:33Guido!
26:35They got him!
26:36Chris Chetty's feud with the FBI continues
26:47As he and Spike Dudley get what has to be an upset victory
26:51Over little Guido and Tracy Smothers
26:54Despite the outside interference from Wildfire Tommy Rich
26:59So La Vendetta
27:11Smothers and Rich can look that up
27:13Continues between Chetty and the full-blooded Italians
27:17And I'm now being told that when we come back
27:19We will be able to show you
27:20That controversial footage involving Chris Candido
27:23And a member from his personal life
27:25Now, another great moment in a legendary career
27:30One of my personal favorite memories here
27:32At Extreme Championship Wrestling
27:34And one Cactus Jack will never forget
27:37The return of the Funker
27:40Another headbutt by Cactus
27:44The Sandman Stagger
27:45Remember, he has a concussion
27:47That's why he couldn't wrestle to begin with
27:50And Jack throws the Sandman back into the box
27:55Oh, he's not finished
28:02He's got hold of the Sandman once again
28:04He wants more of the Sandman
28:10I wish he'd ripped those old glory pants over the Sandman as well
28:16Quite frankly, he's a disgrace to the American flag
28:19Jack is going to can the Sandman
28:24That's Terry Funk
28:29Terry Funk
28:30Terry Funk
28:31Terry Funk
28:32Is in the ECW Arena
28:42Pack is in Funk toe-to-toe
28:44What is Funk doing here?
28:46Four times
28:49Four times
28:50Funk's still on his feet
28:54And now Funk takes the Singapore cane away
28:57And the Sandman
28:57Decks Cactus from behind
28:59They're both canning Cactus Jack
29:03Cactus Jack
29:05Cactus is in dire straits
29:07This may be the last of Cactus Jack
29:13He's at the mercy of Terry Funk
29:17And the Sandman
29:18Which means they have no mercy
29:22He's got no hope
29:24Many of you may have heard by now
29:33There's a documentary currently in the works about the inner workings of the professional wrestling industry
29:38Along with several other side projects
29:40Including a day in the life of Chris Candido
29:43Earlier this evening
29:44Mr. Candido was entering the building
29:46The member of his personal life
29:48This was caught on tape
29:50This incident
29:51Perhaps Mr. Candido would have been happier
29:53Hadn't been caught on tape
29:55Because he was with his
29:56Most famous
29:58Significant
30:00I can't stand
30:03First of all
30:04You have the pay-per-view
30:04I hurt my arm
30:05I can't be on the pay-per-view
30:06And then
30:07And then Brian Lee
30:08What is going on with Brian?
30:09What's he doing with Rick Rude?
30:11Underneath the mask
30:11And now
30:12They call
30:12What's going on here?
30:14Can you take your blood pressure pills?
30:16I'm going to take my arm out of this thing
30:18I'm going to fight everybody
30:19You're still hurting
30:20It's driving me crazy
30:22Why did they take
30:23They took Shane
30:24Brian's in that damn mask?
30:26What is going on with my life?
30:27My arm is killing me
30:29He's gone, almighty
30:30Will you stop moving?
30:31He's grabbing
30:32You son of a
30:33Hey, come on
30:36Come on
30:38Come on
30:39Come on
30:40Hey, come on
30:41Come on
30:42Come on
30:42Come on
30:43Come on
30:44Come on
30:45Come on
30:46Come on
30:47Come on
30:47You stupid
30:48Hey, man
30:50Hey, all disrespect intended
30:52Tell me I'll beat your stick
30:54Come on
30:55Come on
30:56Come on
30:57I'll just keep my arms
30:58Look at my arms
30:59Look at my arms
31:00Come on
31:01Come on
31:02Since this program began
31:03The franchise
31:04Shane Douglas
31:05And his head cheerleader
31:06Francine
31:07Have hopped the plane
31:08To some remote location
31:09They did not inform us about
31:11To issue an offer
31:12To issue an offer
31:13To a potential new member
31:14To complete the triple threat
31:16Which is no more
31:17Because the bulldozer
31:18Brian Lee was shown the money
31:20By ravishing Rick Rude
31:22And now
31:24Bulldozer's out of the picture
31:26The franchise is en route to somewhere
31:28Chris Candido is in the building
31:31All by himself
31:32With one arm
31:33And he is not happy to say the least
31:35About the incident you just witnessed
31:37involving his significant other
31:39I did not say her name
31:41He has demanded the microphone
31:43He has got something to say publicly
31:45To Rob Van Dam
31:46Chris Candido putting the bad mouth on Rob Van Dam
31:58Referring to the incident you saw
32:02And here comes Rob Van Dam
32:05Rob Van Dam had heard enough
32:07And it's Sabu
32:09Here comes Sabu and Bill Alfonso
32:11They sent Van Dam down to the ring first
32:15And now Sabu and Van Dam stomping
32:18On a one-armed Chris Candido
32:20Hey nobody is a big fan of Candido's attitude
32:24But the man's got one arm
32:26And Sabu and Van Dam just stomping away
32:30On a man with a torn bicep
32:33Bill Alfonso with that infernal whistle
32:38Just leading the charge
32:43Wait a minute
32:45Here comes Taz
32:51Sabu and Van Dam don't see Taz behind them
32:54Taking his time
32:55He's wiping his feet
32:56Stucks the clothesline
33:00German Taz Plex turns Van Dam inside out
33:05Sabu misses
33:06Overhead belly-to-belly Taz Plex to the floor
33:15And Taz has cleared the ring of Sabu and Rob Van Dam
33:21As Taz's former manager personal official advisor
33:26What have you can only look on
33:29Taz and Sabu want at each other
33:44Bill Alfonso standing in between Sabu and Taz
33:48And I think barely legal just started the war between these two
33:55Add Rob Van Dam to this mix
33:58And it can only get uglier
34:00Tabu has not forgotten about his broken nose courtesy of Taz
34:09He's got five matches
34:11Five matches
34:13Must be the new man
34:15Well Taz told Candido he owed him a favor
34:26Although I think he just took out Sabu and Van Dam for his own reasons
34:30Candido offers a hand
34:32He looks sincere
34:33But Taz has got to be leery after what happened to Barely Legal
34:36He offered a hand to Sabu
34:38Northern Lights Taz Plex
34:42No bridge
34:43All impact
34:49Candido landed right on that arm and shoulder
34:52As has made his feelings very clear for Mr. Bill Alfonso's new tag team
35:13Of Sabu and Rob Van Dam
35:17Well Alfonso might be making some money now managing Tabu and Van Dam
35:24But it wasn't quite
35:26Why would you make Batman angry?
35:28Like he needs a reason to be miserable
35:30And drop you on your head
35:35Poor Candido, he's not having a good night at all
35:38I never needed you Fonz
35:59I never needed you
36:03Just like I don't need anybody else
36:06I don't need you
36:08I don't need Team Taz
36:09I don't need the wrestlers to support me
36:11And I sure as hell don't need the fans
36:14I ain't some hokey babyface that's looking for support
36:19Why in the world would anybody
36:23Intentionally double cross or anger in any way
36:27The human suplex machine
36:29For those of you who don't know Taz
36:32Like we who work with him
36:35He is a miserable angry SOB
36:39Every minute of every day to begin with
36:42And he really enjoys dropping people on their heads
36:46After stretching them
36:48For his own personal enjoyment
36:50I wouldn't want to be Alfonso
36:52I wouldn't want to be Rob Van Dam
36:54And I wouldn't want to be Sabu
36:56Matter of fact
36:58Right now I wouldn't want to be a young man
37:00Named Corporal Punishment
37:02Because he is about to step in the ring
37:04With a wrestler
37:06Who swings a chair harder than anybody else in this industry
37:10And if you think I'm kidding
37:11Anybody else working anywhere else
37:13Bring a chair and get in front of Balls Mahoney
37:15Because Corporal Punishment is about to do that
37:18This is again
37:19Weighing at 250 pounds
37:24From Fort Grant, North Carolina
37:26Corporal Punishment
37:29His opponent
37:34Weighing at 335 pounds
37:37From Nutley, New Jersey
37:39Balls Mahoney
37:41Referee Jeff Jones calls for the opening bell
37:57Corporal Punishment
37:58Has already got a problem with Balls Mahoney
38:02He wanted Balls to salute him
38:04And Balls saluted him
38:06It's a salute of sorts
38:07It's an extreme salute
38:09The fans all over the case of Corporal Punishment
38:19And he may be in for some tonight
38:24Balls Mahoney does not appear to be one
38:29Who respects authority
38:31Collar elbow tie upside
38:35Headlock now by the Corporal
38:37Shoulder blocked by Corporal Punishment
38:45Dropped down by Balls Mahoney
38:47Hip toss
38:48Blocked
38:49Clothesline missed
38:54Balls some great left hands
38:57Back body drop on the Corporal
38:59Nice arm drag
39:03By Balls Mahoney
39:04By Balls Mahoney?
39:05I've got a feeling
39:09Hate to use this cliche
39:11But you can't judge this book by its cover
39:14There's more to Balls Mahoney than meets the eye
39:16Reversal on the Irish Whip
39:20Boot to the face
39:22Balls takes another boot to the face
39:26Set for the ride
39:28Set for the ride
39:30Clothesline missed
39:32Straight right hand
39:34Does not
39:35Spinning heel kick by Balls Mahoney
39:41Almost decapitates Corporal Punishment
39:43Corporal Punishment
39:53I sense a mutiny coming
39:55There's gonna be trouble in the ranks
40:01There's gonna be trouble in the ranks
40:07That'd put you in the brig
40:15And right now Balls Mahoney
40:17Treating Corporal Punishment like Sergeant Bilko
40:20One more time! One more time! One more time!
40:23Balls will oblige!
40:24The fans want to see it one more time!
40:26Balls will oblige!
40:30Ow!
40:33Corporal Punishment may be out
40:36He may have earned his purple heart tonight
40:39Because nobody in this industry
40:42Swings a chair any harder than Balls Mahoney
40:48Balls hits the steal!
40:53But Corporal Punishment can barely stand up
40:58Who can blame him?
40:59Balls trying to cave his skull in!
41:04Forearm from the top
41:05Turnbuckle down across the back of the neck
41:07And head of Balls Mahoney
41:10Corporal Punishment drops the elbow
41:15Still clutching at his head
41:18Miracle he's not busted open
41:20In the midfield
41:23In the midfield
41:27Corporal Punishment now unloading on Balls
41:30Irish Whip
41:32Pudding clothesline
41:34Nicely done by Corporal Punishment
41:35Down goes Balls Mahoney and Hard
41:39Cover hook to the far leg
41:41To count only
41:43Corporal Punishment having trouble
41:45Just keeping his balance
41:46Keeping his footing
41:47He's been beaten half to death by Balls-Mahoney,
41:50but give him credit.
41:52He keeps coming.
41:53He keeps taking the fight to balls.
41:55Misses the elbow from the second turnbuckle.
42:02Balls-Mahoney now back to his feet.
42:10Two fists and a thumb to the eye.
42:13Corporal step for the ride.
42:16Splash in the corner.
42:21Back the other way.
42:23Balls misses.
42:25Balls misses the splash.
42:27Goes third and first into the turnbuckle.
42:33And now the Corporal trying to climb the turnbuckles.
42:37He's still dizzy from those vicious chair shots.
42:40Balls catches him.
42:42And the Corporal is made to straddle the top rope rather unceremoniously.
42:51Scooping a slam in the center of the ring.
42:54Balls now going up.
42:59Top rope elbow.
43:04Hits the mark.
43:06It's over.
43:08There is your winner, Balls-Mahoney.
43:17What's going on?
43:24Go ahead.
43:25Come back here, Cactus.
43:26Go ahead.
43:27Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on back here, Cactus. Your old lady's a f***er. Your girlfriend's a f***er. All you have is a bunch of f***ers hanging around. Dewey's a f***er. Come on, Cactus. You gutless piece of f***er. Come on, if you've got it or not. Come on. Come on, Cactus.
43:56No. You piece of f***er. You piece of slang. You f***er pig. Spoken like a true wrestling legend. Come on, Dreamer. Don't take it from him. Here we go. We've got Dreamer and Cactus in a slugfest. And Tommy's kicking his can.
44:22Welcome back to Extreme Championship Wrestling. And at this point, we are going to recap the incident that occurred earlier on this program. Man, am I glad that your dad is a lawyer.
44:32Rob Van Damme showing no respect for Chris Candido professionally or personally.
44:42And then Chris Candido, with one arm, you've got to give him credit for guts, gets in the ring and makes a public challenge to Rob Van Damme.
44:51Who accepts it? But of course, has Sabu and Bill Alfonso about five steps behind him.
44:59Here comes Taz. Taking his time. A leisurely stroll through the park. Didn't look like he was there to save Chris Candido.
45:06Took the time to wipe his street shoes on the ring apron.
45:11Tosses Van Damme. Tosses Sabu. Tosses Candido.
45:14We know what Candido is thinking. Now it's time to find out what Alfonso, Sabu, and Mr. Monday Night Bob Van Damme are thinking.
45:24Taz, I can't stand you. In fact, I hate your guts.
45:30Because every time you got a little doctor wrong with you, you ran home and cried.
45:36Look at this man. He's extreme. He goes to tables. He goes to Japan. He gets checks this big.
45:45Taz, you're nothing but a loser. I made you. I put you in the magazines. I got your contracts.
45:53In fact, I own you. I hate your guts. You turned on me or did I turn on you?
45:59Brother, brother, brother. Listen, stop all this talk about Taz. Listen, man, we're the family. Huh? I'm serious.
46:08Wrestling promoters, Rob Van Damme here. Listen, while I've got your attention, directors, roll the footage.
46:16This is Rob Van Damme in action. Now I know it speaks for itself.
46:20And I know you've seen me in action before.
46:22And I know that you're thinking you'd like to have this on your Monday night show.
46:27Listen, here's the situation. Any Monday night, give me a call.
46:32I'm kind of looking forward to taking it a little bit easier, if you know what I mean.
46:36Not that I'm not a hard worker, but I've got to be honest with you.
46:40I'm 26 years old. I don't need to have Band-Aids and tape all over me and be all scarred up and at this rate all sliced up.
46:48I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that.
46:53Hey, now look, it works for some people, brother. Listen, you know what?
46:56I wish that was my nose instead of yours that was bust.
46:59I mean, that, Taz. Tell them what you think about Taz, Fonzie.
47:01I can't stand Taz.
47:03You're going to get him, Sammy. We're going to take care of him.
47:05I hate Taz.
47:06I hate him, too. And Fonzie and me, what?
47:09Hey, drop the hostility.
47:11Brother, Taz, listen to what Fonzie's got to say, all right?
47:15Call me Monday nights.
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