Teaching My Robot Boyfriend How To Love Full
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00:00:00Now remember, you're here because of me, so don't go embarrassing me now.
00:00:11Rachel, it's been a while.
00:00:15Hi there, sexy.
00:00:16Hi there.
00:00:17So, are you going to come over tonight?
00:00:19Oh, yeah.
00:00:20Who is she?
00:00:21Oh, that's just my girlfriend.
00:00:24If she can watch us.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30I think you're forgetting her place, Anne.
00:00:33Remember, if you don't behave yourself, you can still have James terminated.
00:00:43James?
00:00:44Darling?
00:00:46Yes?
00:00:47Would you like me to get you a drink?
00:00:50James?
00:00:52Excuse me, do I know you?
00:01:00James?
00:01:01Who's this?
00:01:02I'm not sure.
00:01:03What's happening?
00:01:04Excuse me, miss.
00:01:05This is very inappropriate.
00:01:06I don't know you.
00:01:07And I already have a girlfriend.
00:01:08Get your hands off of him.
00:01:09Who invited this woman to this party anyways?
00:01:10That's my girlfriend.
00:01:11Okay.
00:01:12But the little family will stop embarrassing me.
00:01:14Well, well, well, well.
00:01:15Isn't it the infamous Michael Huston?
00:01:16Why am I not surprised?
00:01:17You seem to always pick up strays.
00:01:18And you always lower the bar.
00:01:19Humans aren't good enough for you now?
00:01:20I know your boyfriend's a robot.
00:01:21I know your boyfriend's a robot.
00:01:22I don't know you.
00:01:23I don't know you.
00:01:24I don't know you.
00:01:25I don't know you.
00:01:26And I already have a girlfriend.
00:01:27Get your hands off of him.
00:01:28Who invited this woman to this party anyways?
00:01:29Who invited this woman to this party anyways?
00:01:31That's my girlfriend.
00:01:32Why am I not surprised?
00:01:33You seem to always pick up strays.
00:01:35And you always lower the bar.
00:01:37Humans aren't good enough for you now?
00:01:39I know your boyfriend's a robot.
00:01:43Oh, don't worry.
00:01:44I won't say a word.
00:01:46Just keep your mouth shut.
00:01:49False alarm.
00:01:51My girlfriend seems to be mixing this person up with someone else.
00:01:55Come on.
00:01:56James.
00:01:57Let's go.
00:01:58Please, James.
00:01:59What is this?
00:02:06Some sort of melodrama?
00:02:08It's so fucking ridiculous.
00:02:09James, let's go.
00:02:20I'm sorry, dear.
00:02:21I don't have something in the house.
00:02:23I thought robots remember everything.
00:02:25To make us more human, they make us imperfect.
00:02:27Because...
00:02:30Imperfection makes perfection.
00:02:32Imperfection makes perfection.
00:02:34What's wrong?
00:02:36Nothing.
00:02:37Perhaps just a slight malfunction.
00:02:40Ugh.
00:02:41It just keeps on and on.
00:02:43And they say you're the perfect model.
00:02:45I'm sorry.
00:02:46But I'm alright now.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:48Bitch.
00:02:49You made me a laughing stock.
00:02:50You promised me you wouldn't erase his memory.
00:02:51I promised that I wouldn't have him terminated.
00:02:52I never said anything about not erasing his memory.
00:02:53Now, he's not gonna remember you anymore.
00:02:54Come on.
00:02:55No, not anymore, you lying piece of shit.
00:02:56How dare you.
00:02:57You bitch.
00:02:58That's enough.
00:02:59Becca.
00:03:00Becca.
00:03:01Becca.
00:03:02I'll call the police.
00:03:04That's enough.
00:03:05Becca.
00:03:06Becca.
00:03:07He's not going to remember you anymore.
00:03:09Come on.
00:03:10No, not anymore, you lying piece of shit.
00:03:14How dare you.
00:03:17You bitch.
00:03:21That's enough.
00:03:27Becca.
00:03:29I'll call the police.
00:03:30You still remember me?
00:03:32No.
00:03:34I just don't like seeing a man lay his hands on a woman.
00:03:37I said, back off!
00:03:39You're going to regret this.
00:03:44Take care, miss.
00:03:45What do you think you're doing?
00:03:48Who gave you permission to help another girl?
00:03:50I apologize, Samantha.
00:03:52Were you flirting with her?
00:03:54That is unacceptable.
00:03:56Of course not.
00:03:57I'm yours.
00:03:59And only yours.
00:04:00How do you prove it?
00:04:02Whatever you want me to do.
00:04:06Boom.
00:04:07Jump off that balcony.
00:04:10Then I'll believe you.
00:04:11Of course.
00:04:15James?
00:04:22James, no!
00:04:23Please don't do this!
00:04:25I have to follow my girlfriend's orders.
00:04:26No, James, stop!
00:04:28Why would you ask him to do this?
00:04:30You know he has to follow the orders of his owner.
00:04:32You may be a robot, but you have feelings.
00:04:34You have worth.
00:04:35You're...
00:04:35We're human than human.
00:04:37You're...
00:04:37Human than human.
00:04:39How do you know he's a robot?
00:04:41I was James' last owner.
00:04:42His ex-girlfriend.
00:04:44They fucking sold me a used one?
00:04:47Oh, they're going to get in so much trouble!
00:04:49James!
00:04:49Come on, now!
00:04:52James!
00:04:52James!
00:04:52I have to follow my girlfriend's orders.
00:05:02I'm coming!
00:05:03What the...
00:05:12Good morning, birthday girl.
00:05:17You delivered a dead guy to me!
00:05:19Oh my god, he's not breathing!
00:05:20What?
00:05:21Did he die during transportation?
00:05:22Oh my god, oh my god.
00:05:23We're going to be in so much trouble.
00:05:24He's not a real person.
00:05:26My friend has his company, and they're testing out their newest AI boyfriend product.
00:05:29I thought you could use company, you know?
00:05:30It's been a while since you dated anyone.
00:05:32Wait, wait.
00:05:33Are you signing me up for a robot boyfriend?
00:05:35Just give it a chance.
00:05:37You might actually like him.
00:05:38Right.
00:05:39Like I'd ever have a robot be my boyfriend.
00:05:41No.
00:05:42I'm returning it.
00:05:54What's your name, beautiful?
00:05:55Oh, just put me down, Jesus Christ.
00:06:03It's wrong, you know.
00:06:06Um, God, I know I can't be tempted.
00:06:10Where is the switch?
00:06:13I feel the strength in my arms.
00:06:17I can see the color around me.
00:06:18James, what if we could put that strength to good use?
00:06:28Uh, follow me, James Alta.
00:06:34This is your chance to put that strength to good use.
00:06:37Help me clean up this mess.
00:06:39Easy peasy.
00:06:41An alpha male like me can make anything happen.
00:06:45Girlfriend.
00:06:46Oh, I'm not your girlfriend, nor your woman.
00:06:50Just...
00:06:51Just...
00:06:52Get to work.
00:07:01What are you doing?
00:07:03I thought you were going to make it clean.
00:07:05Why is it even worse?
00:07:06Well, actually, cleaning isn't included in my factory settings.
00:07:09Yes, but the claims aren't important.
00:07:13As an alpha male type, let me show you how I take charge.
00:07:21You know what?
00:07:23I wish the word no was included in your factory settings.
00:07:27Stop trying to kiss me.
00:07:28Stop trying to carry me in your arms.
00:07:29You know what?
00:07:30Just stay away from me.
00:07:32You're lost.
00:07:33But don't worry.
00:07:35I'll be ready for our next fairytale moment.
00:07:37You know what?
00:07:38I think it's time to teach the CEO how to clean.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43You did a good job.
00:08:00I'm glad that I can spoil you.
00:08:02I didn't ask you to spoil me.
00:08:04You're just doing your job as part of the household.
00:08:06Which is, being a masculine and dominant CEO of this tiny apartment.
00:08:13I won't let my one.
00:08:15I won't let you down.
00:08:18Just don't talk to me for the next two hours, okay?
00:08:23Okay.
00:08:36What are you doing?
00:08:51To keep you company.
00:08:57No.
00:08:58This isn't right.
00:09:00What?
00:09:01Let me show you just so I can care for you.
00:09:05No, no.
00:09:06I want real love.
00:09:07Not some sex service from a robot.
00:09:10I do love you, Hannah.
00:09:11Love me?
00:09:12You don't even know me.
00:09:13You're Anne Hill.
00:09:1428.
00:09:15The only daughter of Danny and Amanda Hill.
00:09:17You went to UCLA.
00:09:18You majored in English literature.
00:09:19Your cholesterol is a little bit high.
00:09:21Not these, James.
00:09:22The real me.
00:09:23You're programmed to love me, but that's not real love.
00:09:26It isn't real love.
00:09:29You're just a robot.
00:09:30You wouldn't know.
00:09:30Sorry, I didn't mean to move.
00:09:35You're just a robot without a heart.
00:09:37You're just stating a fact.
00:09:40I need to apologize.
00:09:43Here.
00:09:46Sex service function, my own sanity.
00:09:48I'm going to turn it off.
00:09:52I'll be in the living room, man Hill.
00:09:53I've read your newest novel, and it's good, but...
00:10:06But what?
00:10:07You've been having dry spells, haven't you?
00:10:09You've got to get yourself out there.
00:10:11To get inspired.
00:10:12Guess what?
00:10:13My friend Dustin is visiting me today.
00:10:15Lillian, I'm not into blind dates or setups.
00:10:18You two would hit it off.
00:10:20Hi.
00:10:21I'm Dustin.
00:10:21Nice to meet you.
00:10:24And nice to meet you, too.
00:10:26I'll leave you two to it.
00:10:33I must say, it was a pleasant surprise.
00:10:35Do you want to exchange contact info?
00:10:37Sure.
00:10:38Just put your number in.
00:10:45Jim?
00:10:46Time to go.
00:10:47Jim?
00:10:49Cash got away just like that.
00:10:51James, what?
00:10:57Hold me down!
00:11:00What the hell, James?
00:11:01How did you even know I was here?
00:11:02I don't want you talking to that guy again.
00:11:04Wait, have you been following me?
00:11:05Anne, please, just listen.
00:11:07I didn't want to...
00:11:07No, James.
00:11:08I'm done listening to you.
00:11:10You have no right to follow me, let alone tell me who I can and can't see.
00:11:13But I'm your boyfriend.
00:11:15I'm also a dominant CEO type, and it's my responsibility to protect you.
00:11:18Except that you're not!
00:11:18I only kept you to help me with household chores.
00:11:21Nothing more.
00:11:23You're also far from a CEO.
00:11:25How many businesses have you run?
00:11:28James, if you keep doing stuff like this, I'll have no choice but to return you to the factory.
00:11:34Let's just go home.
00:11:35Let's go home.
00:12:05The number you dialed is not a working number.
00:12:25Please check the number and dial again.
00:12:28I can't fully understand human emotions yet, but you seem to have something on your mind.
00:12:33Dustin blocked me.
00:12:35Well, I just told him not to contact you.
00:12:37I didn't think he'd block you.
00:12:38You what?
00:12:40James, I told you not to interfere with my life.
00:12:43That's it.
00:12:44I'm returning you to the factory.
00:12:45No, but I was just trying to...
00:12:45Well, I'm finding the remote that came to the box.
00:12:47Just...
00:12:47Just a little bit.
00:12:54What's next?
00:12:55I checked Dustin's records and his online trace.
00:12:58He takes nude photos of his dates and he puts them on the dark web.
00:13:01That's why I didn't want you to talk to him.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04So the only guy I hit it off with in years turns out to be a pervert.
00:13:08I don't understand.
00:13:08You dodged the bullet.
00:13:12Why do you look so sad?
00:13:14Did I upset you?
00:13:16No, James.
00:13:17It's not your fault.
00:13:19I guess I just have terrible luck with men.
00:13:22There goes my date.
00:13:26That was a sign to make you feel better.
00:13:30Would you like it if I took you on a date instead?
00:13:33Not as a boyfriend.
00:13:34Just as a friend.
00:13:37You know what?
00:13:38Fuck it.
00:13:40Let's do it.
00:13:48Yeah.
00:13:52That's nice.
00:13:55Shall we?
00:14:05Hi.
00:14:06Welcome.
00:14:07Can I get you started with anything?
00:14:08Oh, I'm still looking at the menu.
00:14:10Gotcha.
00:14:11It's our first time here.
00:14:12Of course.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14No.
00:14:15Not everyone can afford to dine here.
00:14:17You guys do know that it is a thousand dollar minimum consumption?
00:14:20A thousand dollars per person?
00:14:21That's crazy.
00:14:23Perhaps we should go.
00:14:24Well, perhaps you shouldn't have come here in the first place, though.
00:14:28One thousand dollars.
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30Easy peasy.
00:14:31We'll have the caviar appetizer to start, followed by the wagyu steak with the truffle mashed potatoes.
00:14:40And don't forget the lobster tail is aside.
00:14:42Oh, and please bring us a bottle of your finest Pinot Noir.
00:14:45Jeez.
00:14:46I can't afford that.
00:14:47Why am I not surprised?
00:14:49If she can't afford it, then please leave.
00:14:51I'll take care of her, Bill.
00:14:53In that case, do you mind paying it to advance its policy for first-time patrons?
00:15:02Of course.
00:15:02Thank you, sir.
00:15:10Um, please let me know if there's anything else I can do for you guys.
00:15:12I'm going to be glad to do it.
00:15:15So.
00:15:15You can stay here and serve us.
00:15:18We'd also appreciate a bigger smile.
00:15:20And then who knows?
00:15:21Maybe we'll leave you a bit.
00:15:22Right on it.
00:15:28Is there anything else I can do for you guys?
00:15:30Kevin, you can go now.
00:15:32Where did that money come from?
00:15:37I have to assess this bank account.
00:15:38I can't believe you did that.
00:15:41Ah, I'm so full.
00:15:46Me too.
00:15:47You didn't even eat because you can't eat human food.
00:15:49I like watching you eat.
00:15:50Mom, Dad, what, what a surprise.
00:16:03Come on, sweetheart.
00:16:05What do you know you had a guest?
00:16:07You must be Danny and Amanda.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09It's so nice to meet you.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:12Wow.
00:16:17Honey, it is so good to see that you are not alone.
00:16:20We've been worried about you.
00:16:22Yes.
00:16:23It's about time you found someone special.
00:16:26Especially such a cute guy like James.
00:16:29Honey.
00:16:29Of course, you're the cutest.
00:16:31Honey.
00:16:33We two make each other happy.
00:16:34I'd like to make Anne happy, too.
00:16:36Aw.
00:16:38James, you're a good guy.
00:16:41It's fabulous.
00:16:41I was manufactured to be Anne's boyfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean manufactured?
00:16:48Mom, Dad, you know, it's getting so late.
00:16:51I hate you.
00:16:51I'm an artificial intelligence.
00:16:52I was manufactured by Ulta Technology.
00:16:57Artificial intelligence?
00:16:58What are you talking about?
00:17:00In common terms, I'm a robot programmed to serve Anne's needs.
00:17:03I provide a boyfriend experience and sex services,
00:17:06including all kinds of kinky sexual activities.
00:17:08Stop, James.
00:17:09Don't talk about that.
00:17:10Anne, this is absurd.
00:17:13You've been single for so long
00:17:15that now you're fetishizing a robot.
00:17:17You've got to stop the fetishizing, the fantasy.
00:17:21You can't be in a relationship with a machine.
00:17:24No, Dad, I am not in a relationship with him.
00:17:26Anne and I were just about to kiss when he walked in.
00:17:28James, you are not helping.
00:17:30Should we prove it?
00:17:31No, Mom, Dad, it's not what you think.
00:17:34I'm the dominant masculine CEO of this tiny...
00:17:36James temporarily shut down.
00:17:40Honey, maybe we should get one.
00:17:44Amanda, please be serious.
00:17:46Right.
00:17:47And, sweetheart, we realize that you might be going through a rough patch,
00:17:51but this isn't the solution.
00:17:53You've got to meet somebody real.
00:17:55Who can also make you happy.
00:17:57I have heard there are dating apps designed for people into kinky...
00:18:03Bill's mom, no, I don't want that.
00:18:05Honey, we just want what's best for you, but a robot is not it.
00:18:10My friend Leslie's son is a...
00:18:13Well, he's a real catch.
00:18:15He's kind, he's successful, he's charming.
00:18:18Charming?
00:18:19You should meet him.
00:18:21Mom, Dad, I...
00:18:21Sweetheart, please just give it a chance.
00:18:24He's charming.
00:18:25Very charming.
00:18:26Charming.
00:18:26Charming.
00:18:27Fine.
00:18:29I'll meet him.
00:18:29Michael Peston.
00:18:44Anne Hill.
00:18:45It's been ages.
00:18:46You look stunning, as always.
00:18:48Your mom knows my mom?
00:18:49Yeah.
00:18:50When I found out, I asked her to set up a date.
00:18:52You want to dance?
00:19:11No, thanks.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:15How can you turn this down?
00:19:19Dance off, you creep.
00:19:22All right, I've asked you out, and now you're not going to dance with me?
00:19:31Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:19:32Someone who doesn't waste time on boys who think they can charm their way into anything.
00:19:39I'd like to go on a date with you.
00:19:41Fuck off.
00:19:43You'll regret this!
00:19:50What do you want, Michael?
00:19:52Look, I know you don't trust me.
00:19:57I was a total jerk back then, but I've done a lot of growing up since college.
00:20:02I'm not the same guy.
00:20:03Really?
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:04I won't apologize to you.
00:20:07I'm sorry for my behavior.
00:20:10If you want me to leave, I understand.
00:20:13No.
00:20:14It's okay.
00:20:14You can stay.
00:20:17Thanks.
00:20:17So, what have you been up to?
00:20:20Well, I started my own tech startup.
00:20:23We're doing really well, actually.
00:20:25I'm surprised you didn't just go work for your dad.
00:20:28Well, he actually is my angel investor, so...
00:20:33Why am I not surprised?
00:20:34I know, you think I'm just this trust fund baby who has everything handed to him, but I'm much more than that.
00:20:41I started my own charity for underprivileged kids.
00:20:45It's been incredibly rewarding.
00:20:46Here.
00:20:47What's been up with you?
00:21:05And I've had a wonderful time.
00:21:07Would you let me drive you home?
00:21:09That would be lovely.
00:21:10Okay, your plays are mine.
00:21:19What?
00:21:19I mean, you agreed to have me drive you home, but play with one of them sins.
00:21:24Are you kidding me?
00:21:26That's far from the truth.
00:21:28That would be such a prune.
00:21:30We had a nice time.
00:21:31I paid for the food.
00:21:33I laughed at your stupid jokes.
00:21:34I complimented you.
00:21:36You haven't changed a bit, Michael Piston.
00:21:38It was all but a lie.
00:21:39I should help you tell she's a little bitch.
00:21:41I don't want to have to be charged.
00:21:44Get off of me!
00:21:48Michael, get off!
00:21:52Are you kidding me?
00:21:53The more it makes me want you more, I can tell.
00:21:56You want me too.
00:22:01Fuck!
00:22:03Bitch!
00:22:04Lay another hand on her.
00:22:10You're finished.
00:22:15What the hell are you?
00:22:16You can't eat.
00:22:17Man's boyfriend.
00:22:19Boyfriend?
00:22:21I knew it.
00:22:22You're a fucking slut.
00:22:23I'm not.
00:22:31I'm not.
00:22:32Fast!
00:22:32James, stop!
00:22:33You're killing him!
00:22:34I am going to kill him!
00:22:35James, no!
00:22:36He's not worth it!
00:22:37Let's go!
00:22:37No, I'm sorry.
00:22:39James...
00:22:41James, I don't understand.
00:23:08How were you there to save me?
00:23:10I shut you down.
00:23:11The temporary shutdown only lasts 24 hours.
00:23:15I rebooted myself after that time elapsed.
00:23:18I don't know what I would have done without you.
00:23:21Well, it's okay.
00:23:23Hi, hi, hi.
00:23:25Let's see what's happening.
00:23:28Are you sure you don't want to follow Chris apart?
00:23:32All right, then you get to go, Ms. Hill.
00:23:34All right.
00:23:35Thank you, Doctor.
00:23:39Please stop.
00:23:40You're killing him.
00:23:41I am going to kill him.
00:23:42James.
00:23:44James, can you go get me some water?
00:23:46Of course.
00:23:47Hi, is this Alta Technology?
00:23:57Yeah, I have a robot boyfriend and I was just wondering if the robot ever caused harm to a human what would happen?
00:24:06Deactivation and termination.
00:24:07What do you mean by termination?
00:24:08The robot would be destroyed?
00:24:09I can't do that to James.
00:24:10What?
00:24:11No, no.
00:24:12There's nothing wrong.
00:24:13I was just...
00:24:14Anyway, I was just curious.
00:24:15Thank you so much.
00:24:16Bye.
00:24:17What's wrong, Ann?
00:24:18It was just a work call.
00:24:19Told my editor I need a few more days on my draft.
00:24:23You know that I can hear everything around me, including your phone call.
00:24:24Right?
00:24:25You want to terminate me?
00:24:26No.
00:24:27I can't do that.
00:24:28I can't do that.
00:24:29You got me.
00:24:30I'm sorry.
00:24:31It was just a work call.
00:24:32I told my editor I need a few more days on my draft.
00:24:34I can't do that.
00:24:35What's wrong, Ann?
00:24:36It was just a work call.
00:24:37I told my editor I need a few more days on my draft.
00:24:40You know that I can hear everything around me.
00:24:54You want to terminate me?
00:24:56No, I I can't shake off what happened earlier. You were
00:25:02So angry I was just trying to help but you're almost out of control
00:25:06I thought you were programmed not to cause any harm to humans. I
00:25:13Don't know what came over me I
00:25:17Can't understand it either
00:25:19But what I do know is I would never do anything to hurt you and if you don't believe me you can send me back to the fact
00:25:25I didn't say that
00:25:27But you need to control yourself
00:25:29Let me teach you to control yourself. Let me teach you
00:25:35How to be human
00:25:44Small topic one of humanity's most useless yet inescapable inventions for example
00:25:49The weather is so nice today. I'm having a great day
00:25:54You are? James. It doesn't matter whether I am or not. All you need to say is oh wow, that's amazing
00:26:03Oh, wow, that's amazing
00:26:06Not bad. I do hope your day is going amazing so far though. I hope I'm one of the reasons
00:26:14Now another thing cooking
00:26:19Just because you can't eat human food doesn't mean you can't cook human food
00:26:24Look
00:26:27I know it sounds crazy, baby. Try to understand me. Please do
00:26:34I knew you would fit me like a glove that day. I fell in love with the pictures in my head
00:26:40Damn, he's good. I can't let him find out I'm a bad cook
00:26:50Another human trait
00:26:52Imperfection makes perfection
00:26:55Just like you. Imperfect
00:26:58But perfect
00:27:01After dinner, I have another task for you
00:27:04What is it?
00:27:04We'll see
00:27:12Why are you crying here?
00:27:14It's just so sad
00:27:15It's just a movie
00:27:17It's not just a movie, James. It's about love
00:27:21Marguerite sacrifices her life for Armand because she loves him so much
00:27:24Their love is so pure
00:27:26Their love is so pure
00:27:27So
00:27:28Powerful
00:27:30What is love?
00:27:33Love is
00:27:36That uncontrollable feeling of wanting to give everything to the other person
00:27:41If it means sacrificing your own life
00:27:43I want to give everything I have to you, Anne
00:27:52I don't have a real life, but if I did
00:27:55I'd give it to you, too
00:27:57I want to give it to you
00:28:24It's not real
00:28:25It will never be real
00:28:27It will never be real
00:28:41Is everything alright?
00:28:42My old college roommate Jessica wants to get dinner
00:28:45Is this a social gathering in which you could bring a significant other?
00:28:49No
00:28:52And again, you're not my boyfriend
00:28:57Can I still come?
00:28:59James, I don't think you're ready for that
00:29:01And I don't want everyone to know you're a robot
00:29:03I understand
00:29:06I promise I'll tell you all about it when I get back
00:29:09Okay?
00:29:19Anne!
00:29:21Anne!
00:29:22You made it!
00:29:27Jessica
00:29:28This isn't what you said it would be
00:29:30Oh, did I forget to mention?
00:29:35Michael insisted on hosting a little gathering
00:29:37And I thought it would be fun to surprise you
00:29:41So you're working with Michael Peston to humiliate me?
00:29:43Great
00:29:45Well, well, well
00:29:46Little Amy Hill
00:29:48The girl who can't take it in
00:29:50Has come to grace us with her presence
00:29:53You know
00:29:54Anne here
00:29:55Once confessed her undying love for me
00:30:00Sorry, sweetheart
00:30:02You're just not my type
00:30:03That's not true
00:30:04I never said any of that
00:30:07Sorry, Miss
00:30:08But Mr. Peston requests your presence
00:30:11Here's how it's going to go, Anne
00:30:14You're going to kiss my shoes
00:30:15And beg for forgiveness
00:30:18Or
00:30:20Actually, that's the only option
00:30:28Hey, you got back
00:30:29What's the matter, Anne?
00:30:30You afraid of a little kiss?
00:30:33I won't do that, Michael
00:30:35Oh
00:30:37Oh
00:30:38Okay
00:30:39Sorry
00:30:40My mistake
00:30:41In that case
00:30:44Why don't you drink this instead?
00:30:46Yeah, this bottle of Spiritist Vodka
00:30:49You drink the entire thing
00:30:51And I'll forgive you
00:30:52Oh
00:30:52It is the highest proof spirit in the world
00:30:55Michael?
00:30:57You know I don't drink
00:30:58Oh, she doesn't drink
00:31:00Well, I guess I'll have to help you then
00:31:02Open up
00:31:02No, Michael, please
00:31:03Here we go
00:31:05Let her go
00:31:07You're starting to find him
00:31:08Go
00:31:11Wait
00:31:12Give me
00:31:12No
00:31:13Stop, stop
00:31:18There we go
00:31:19Looks like your knight in shining armor can't do anything now
00:31:22Seeing as he's detained
00:31:24Jamesy
00:31:26You guys can watch, buddy
00:31:28Break up and let her go
00:31:30Let her go, you child!
00:31:31Come on
00:31:31Come on
00:31:32Wait, come on
00:31:32Wait
00:31:34I'll drink
00:31:36James, you can't
00:31:39Drinking that'll say
00:31:40You won't do it
00:31:43Well, how about you, Parker?
00:31:44Oh
00:31:45That's touching, James
00:31:46Really?
00:31:47You warmed my heart
00:31:49You know what?
00:31:51Okay
00:31:53Come here
00:31:55Drink a gin
00:31:58No, James, don't
00:31:59Oh
00:32:01Drop
00:32:06Well, you don't have to, James
00:32:08Shhh
00:32:18It's done
00:32:23You said if I finished it, you'd let her go
00:32:29Go ahead, Anne
00:32:32This isn't over
00:32:34You're active as shit
00:32:40Anne Hill is really not worth it
00:32:42You still have me
00:32:44Yeah
00:32:45What do you know
00:32:47About this James guy
00:32:49How did he drink the whole bottle
00:32:50Without flinching?
00:32:53Does it make sense?
00:32:54There's something
00:32:55Off
00:32:56About
00:32:57Michael
00:32:58Let's forget about them
00:32:59And let's focus on us
00:33:02Go
00:33:02Okay
00:33:03Bye-bye
00:33:08I'm sure I want a background check
00:33:09On this James guy
00:33:10I want to know everything about
00:33:12His family
00:33:13Where he's from
00:33:14Where he sits
00:33:15Where he eats
00:33:16Everything
00:33:16Just
00:33:17Just find out
00:33:29James?
00:33:30Yes?
00:33:30Are you all right?
00:33:32No, it's
00:33:34It's actually corroding my circuitry
00:33:36Why did you do that then?
00:33:38You once said to me that love is the uncontrollable desire to give the other person everything
00:33:41Even if that means sacrifice of your own life
00:33:44Even if that means sacrifice of your own life
00:33:46How long did they do that for you, Anne?
00:33:49That's not what type of we have on life
00:33:56You're more human than human
00:34:01But let's not talk about that now
00:34:03We have to get you to the factory
00:34:05Let's go get you repaired
00:34:05Let's go get you repaired
00:34:20My robot needs repairs
00:34:22Urgently
00:34:22What do you think?
00:34:24What happened to him?
00:34:25It's a long story
00:34:27Can you fix it?
00:34:31We need to replace some damaged components and reprogram him
00:34:35But it won't be cheap
00:34:36Since it's outside the warranty coverage
00:34:38How much is it going to cost?
00:34:41$80,000
00:34:43Honestly, if I were you, I would just get a new one
00:34:45I don't want a new robot
00:34:47I want him back
00:34:48I will try to get the money
00:34:49Just do whatever it takes to fix it
00:34:51Very well
00:34:52We'll get started right away
00:34:55But it's going to take some time
00:35:08I got some intel
00:35:10That James
00:35:13Turns out
00:35:15He's a robot
00:35:18I came as soon as I heard the news
00:35:19I'm so sorry, Anne
00:35:24I don't know what I'd do without you
00:35:32I only have $10,000 in extra cash
00:35:34How much do you need to fix James?
00:35:36I have $20,000 myself
00:35:37But that's it
00:35:38Even with your money
00:35:39I still need $50,000 more
00:35:42This is all my fault for getting you into this mess
00:35:44If I hadn't signed you up for the robot in the first place
00:35:46Don't blame yourself, Hannah
00:35:48James may be a robot
00:35:49But
00:35:51He's loved me like no one ever has
00:35:54I wouldn't trade that for anything
00:36:09Hello, Anne
00:36:10What do you want again?
00:36:13I know everything about your friend James
00:36:16Wow
00:36:18What a small, pathetic apartment
00:36:22You know
00:36:23You're my girlfriend
00:36:25You would live in the nicest mansion
00:36:27Leave
00:36:28Or we will call the police
00:36:29No
00:36:30You won't
00:36:31I'm sorry, who... who are you?
00:36:33I'm Anne's best friend
00:36:34The one who got her the robot
00:36:36Tell me
00:36:37What's your plan for getting him back to her?
00:36:39That's none of your business
00:36:41It's every fit in my business, actually
00:36:44I know you're having some hard times covering the money
00:36:46to pay for his repairs
00:36:48I have a bit of a proposition for you
00:36:49And what might that be?
00:36:51Oh, it's simple
00:36:53Be my girlfriend
00:36:54Break things off with James
00:36:57I'll cover the costs
00:36:58You're despicable, Michael
00:36:59Well, call it what you want
00:37:01But the choice is yours
00:37:02I would never
00:37:04Be your girlfriend, Michael Peston
00:37:06I'll find the money
00:37:08I don't need yours
00:37:09I knew you'd say that
00:37:12Here's the thing
00:37:13I'm just being generous with this whole facade
00:37:15It's not actually up to you
00:37:17And what makes you think Anne will follow your order?
00:37:19If she doesn't
00:37:21I'll have James terminated
00:37:25You do know that actions have consequences, Anne
00:37:27I think you'll both find this pretty enlightening
00:37:35James, stop! You're killing him!
00:37:37James did that?
00:37:39James!
00:37:40Only to protect me from this monster
00:37:42He tried to rape me
00:37:44Well, you can't prove that
00:37:47Let's see with this footage
00:37:49I can prove that James has a bit of a temper problem
00:37:52And I think his manufacturer policy says
00:37:54Any robot that does harm to a human
00:37:56This subject for termination
00:37:59So what's it gonna be, Anne?
00:38:00Choose me
00:38:01And
00:38:02Save James' life
00:38:04Well, watch
00:38:05As I have him dismantled
00:38:08Peace
00:38:09By piece
00:38:10Anne, don't do this
00:38:11Find another way
00:38:15I'll do it
00:38:17I'll be your girlfriend
00:38:19Good girl
00:38:20I knew you'd see things my way eventually
00:38:22Anne, you can't be serious
00:38:23Well
00:38:26Settle then
00:38:31I'm back
00:38:33James, are you all recovered?
00:38:35Look, they even gave me a new arm
00:38:41James, we need to talk
00:38:46What's wrong, Anne?
00:38:48I've been thinking
00:38:49And I think it's best if we end this
00:38:52What did I do wrong?
00:38:53It's not you, James
00:38:54They fixed my components
00:38:55And they reprogrammed me to be even stronger and more capable
00:38:57It's me, I just can't do this anymore
00:39:00You're not a human and you'll never be one
00:39:03I need someone real
00:39:06Not you
00:39:06Anne
00:39:08Anne, please don't do this
00:39:11James
00:39:11I love you, Anne, I love you
00:39:13James, you should find someone else
00:39:14Someone that's not me
00:39:17I don't want anything but you
00:39:18I want
00:39:20Well, well, well
00:39:25What do we have here?
00:39:28Michael
00:39:30I just couldn't bear to be away from my new girlfriend for too long
00:39:33Darling
00:39:37Look, Anne, is this real?
00:39:39What?
00:39:44Michael is rich and powerful
00:39:47And more importantly
00:39:48He's not a robot like you
00:39:50You should go, James
00:39:53Leave
00:40:09And I don't want anything to do
00:40:14It's not you, James
00:40:15It's me
00:40:16I just...
00:40:16I can't do this anymore
00:40:18You're not a human and you'll never be one
00:40:20I need someone real
00:40:21Not you
00:40:22I can cry
00:40:22I can't do this
00:40:39Yeah, boss
00:40:40Here, we got him
00:40:41Erase his memory
00:40:43Boss
00:40:44Why don't you just kill the robot?
00:40:46Well, what's the fun in that?
00:40:47I can't wait to see my new girlfriend's face when she finds out about this
00:41:07Alright, that's it
00:41:09Sign it back to the factory when this is done
00:41:17Guy
00:41:19On the final one
00:41:21Which has to become the owner of the house
00:41:23Daily
00:41:27A few of his first two
00:41:27That's the one we have
00:41:29I love to be and I love to be and I love to be able to buy theANC
00:41:31Who how are we?
00:41:32It's a woman who wants me to be and the another one
00:41:33Who are we?
00:41:34A man?
00:41:35A woman?
00:41:35Who are we?
00:41:36Who are we?
00:41:36Who are we?
00:41:37Who are we?
00:41:38Who are we?
00:41:39Who are we?
00:41:42Who are we?
00:41:43Who are we?
00:41:44Who are we?
00:41:45Who's the man?
00:41:46and he's recently updated is he obedient i want one that could do whatever i want him to do
00:41:52yes great pack this one up and send him to my house i have to tell you that he
00:41:58he had a previous owner but seems like you don't care
00:42:03remember if you don't behave yourself and still have james terminated
00:42:17james do i know you my girlfriend seems to be mixing this person up with someone else
00:42:23you promised me you wouldn't erase his memory i promised that i wouldn't have him terminated
00:42:28i never said anything about not erasing his memory you bitch i said back off
00:42:34jump off that balcony no james stop i have to follow my girlfriend's orders
00:42:40hannah i don't know what to do first i'm glad you can finally get that psychopath michael off your back
00:42:52at least now we can't use james to blackmail you into being his girlfriend but i've lost james forever
00:42:57what if i tell you you haven't lost him what do you mean after you agreed to michael's terms
00:43:03i went back to the factory while james was still being repaired
00:43:06i backed up his memory
00:43:09you still have to put it back in him though
00:43:17i know i have to come up with a plan to get to james first
00:43:22i feel so sorry for introducing you to dustin
00:43:32it's not your fault how could you know he was a creep
00:43:34let me make it up to you tell me what i can do to help
00:43:37do you know samantha delaney from the delaney family
00:43:41that obnoxious rich girl who bought her way into becoming a fashion influencer
00:43:46ugh she's always wanted a book deal with us but i turned her down
00:43:51can you invite her to your office
00:43:53sure
00:43:54ask her to bring her boyfriend
00:43:57this is unacceptable you sold me a huge piece of junk
00:44:05ma'am i tried to tell you but you didn't listen
00:44:07plus you specifically asked for our best model and he's the best
00:44:10you must have felt it too he's a very well-suited robot boyfriend
00:44:14you guys should be grateful i'm not going to sue you
00:44:17can you remember anything from before
00:44:21no once the memory is wiped out he shouldn't be able to remember anything
00:44:30so you can add specific feelings to him too
00:44:34what do you mean
00:44:36i want him to hate his ex-owner
00:44:38and he'll
00:44:40i'm sorry but we can't do that
00:44:42i'll pay an insane amount of money
00:44:43still no
00:44:44it's extremely unethical for us to do such a thing
00:44:47of course
00:44:49i understand
00:44:50just a thought
00:44:52you two have a wonderful day
00:44:54james
00:45:02they say the enemy of my enemy
00:45:09is my friend
00:45:10i guess that makes us friends
00:45:14michael pestin
00:45:16i guess we are
00:45:17cement the door
00:45:20we can implement negative memories of ann into james's mind
00:45:33how do we create those memories
00:45:34i have been making ann do a lot of humiliating things this past month
00:45:38kept a record of most of them
00:45:40we can use those
00:45:41create the memories
00:45:43you're so sick pestin
00:45:45do you want to do it
00:45:47or not
00:45:48james was my robot
00:45:50and he should only be mine
00:45:52what is it about this robot
00:45:55that makes you
00:45:56and ann
00:45:57and everybody
00:45:58so goddamned
00:45:59stop
00:46:00that's why no one likes you
00:46:03whatever
00:46:05let's just do it
00:46:07okay
00:46:08now james
00:46:18tell me
00:46:20how do you feel
00:46:23about ann hill
00:46:25she's disgusting
00:46:26i hate her
00:46:30it's about time
00:46:39welcome miss delaney
00:46:46we're so glad to have you here
00:46:49i hope you have a better proposition for me this time
00:46:52we're very confident that our plan will make your biography a new york bestseller
00:46:57but first i'd like to show you around the office
00:46:59in here we have our lovely green room
00:47:04there's some champagne and caviar
00:47:06don't worry you can help yourself okay
00:47:08hi
00:47:10james
00:47:12we need to talk
00:47:13it's you again
00:47:15you must feel something from before
00:47:18you have to i can feel it
00:47:20i don't know what you're talking about
00:47:24this is your memory from before
00:47:26please give it a chance
00:47:28sorry
00:47:33i shouldn't put a stop to all of this
00:47:35you're a crazy stalker
00:47:36don't ever talk to me again
00:47:38you crossed a line ann hill
00:47:40what's that
00:47:42it's none of your business
00:47:44you're gonna pay for this
00:47:45james
00:47:47let's go
00:47:48could you throw something on
00:47:59please
00:48:01it worked
00:48:14james hates ann
00:48:16of course it worked
00:48:17you said you wiped out james's memory
00:48:19uh-huh
00:48:20but what if
00:48:24it's backed up somewhere else
00:48:26what's that
00:48:27it's none of your business
00:48:28well if that's the case
00:48:30we'll just have to
00:48:34take this plan to the next level
00:48:36please
00:48:37thank you
00:48:43oops
00:48:44i highly doubt that james can remember anything from before
00:48:50once the memory is wiped off it's gone
00:48:52but i can feel it
00:48:53i'm sorry it's just impossible
00:48:55regardless we should focus on why james acted the way he did
00:48:58well machines develop new learning behaviors all the time
00:49:01they're constantly evolving
00:49:02that
00:49:03or
00:49:04james might have been fed some negative memories of man
00:49:08what do you mean
00:49:09samantha asked if we could plant negative memories into james
00:49:13of course i rejected it since it's highly unethical
00:49:16there are indeed some rumors of a black market where such modifications can be made
00:49:21modifications
00:49:22basically to
00:49:24make the robot hate humans
00:49:26i have to save james
00:49:29james
00:49:36james
00:49:36help help well well
00:49:51Ann you're underground I don't think I'm gonna hear you
00:49:55but I gotta say I really enjoy watching you struggle
00:49:59it just it just makes me want you more
00:50:02let me go
00:50:03sorry you can't do that you see
00:50:07I told you this wasn't over
00:50:10you're mine
00:50:12and only
00:50:14you're mine
00:50:15where's Jim's memory card
00:50:24fuck you
00:50:26we'll get to that
00:50:30what's the best you could think of
00:50:35there you go
00:50:40you know I really wish I could just destroy him
00:50:46completely
00:50:47just tear him apart
00:50:49but Samantha insists on making a few minor tweaks to him so
00:50:53I'm gonna give him free reign
00:50:56obedience level set to 100
00:51:02what happens to him once he gets there
00:51:04might even attempt to hurt Ann
00:51:06yeah that's fine go ahead
00:51:12no Michael James is a sentient being
00:51:22he has his own feelings
00:51:24I get the fuck
00:51:25fuck
00:51:26fuck
00:51:27about
00:51:27the robot
00:51:28you
00:51:30I got the time to let you do this to me
00:51:37shh
00:51:39get off
00:51:40Heston
00:51:42you are so disgusting
00:51:44whatever
00:51:47you know
00:51:48if I can't have you
00:51:50I might as well just kill you
00:51:53hey
00:51:58we both got what we wanted
00:52:00there's no need to
00:52:01actually I have a better idea
00:52:02take it to the roof
00:52:03and throw her off
00:52:05James
00:52:15no it's me
00:52:16you saw it again
00:52:17it has to be done
00:52:19run on three
00:52:22one
00:52:23two
00:52:25three
00:52:25what
00:52:26what's the
00:52:28welcome
00:52:28stop for me
00:52:29get off for me
00:52:31get off for me
00:52:34stop
00:52:35James
00:52:38I shut down my core memory before they tried to reprogram me
00:52:45I won't let them use me to hurt anyone
00:52:47you've developed self-consciousness
00:52:49does this mean you remember me
00:52:54fortunately no
00:52:56I developed self-consciousness quite recently
00:52:59I can't remember anything before that
00:53:01I just
00:53:02I knew that I shouldn't hate you or hurt you
00:53:07your memory card was also destroyed
00:53:09but there's still hope
00:53:11right
00:53:11self-consciousness can help us develop more new memories
00:53:15you may be a robot but you have worth
00:53:18you're
00:53:19human than human
00:53:20whenever you're a present man
00:53:22I feel something
00:53:24like I really have a heart
00:53:25so I'd love to create new memories with you
00:53:28all going boss
00:53:29all going boss
00:53:42Goddammit!
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:54All done, boss.
00:53:56Hey! Let me go!
00:53:58You crossed me, Samantha.
00:54:00You broke my trust.
00:54:02Michael, just stop.
00:54:04It's out of control now.
00:54:06On the contrary.
00:54:08It's only under my control.
00:54:12Once and for all.
00:54:14A robot is just an inferior being
00:54:16that doesn't deserve to have its own thoughts.
00:54:18I'm gonna destroy that
00:54:20goddamned robot.
00:54:22You can't do that, you piece of sh-
00:54:24Ow!
00:54:26Wash your mouth, bitch.
00:54:28Or you'll be lost.
00:54:30You killed Michael!
00:54:32Stop! You're gonna kill him!
00:54:34Stop!
00:54:36Let me go!
00:54:40Let me go!
00:54:42Ah!
00:54:44Ah!
00:54:46Ah!
00:54:48What?
00:54:50What?
00:54:52No!
00:54:54No!
00:54:56Please stop!
00:54:58Sorry, miss.
00:55:00Just doing the job I'm getting paid to.
00:55:02James has developed self-consciousness.
00:55:04Killing him would be like killing a human.
00:55:06Is that true?
00:55:08Please!
00:55:09What the hell's going on in here?
00:55:10I told you, shut this tin can down right away!
00:55:12Just getting ready to shut this robot down.
00:55:14Now you're gonna watch as I shut down this pile of metal garbage.
00:55:18No!
00:55:19No!
00:55:20Any last words?
00:55:21No!
00:55:22Frank.
00:55:23James!
00:55:24James!
00:55:25James!
00:55:26James!
00:55:27James!
00:55:28James!
00:55:29James!
00:55:30James!
00:55:31James!
00:55:32James!
00:55:33James!
00:55:34Jim!
00:55:35James!
00:55:37Just getting ready to shut this robot down.
00:55:39What the hell's going on in here?
00:55:40I told you, shut this tin can down, right away!
00:55:41Just getting ready to shut this robot down!
00:55:43Frank!
00:55:47James...
00:55:54You know what?
00:55:56I think I'm going to finish what I started.
00:56:00You know, Anne?
00:56:02You shouldn't have rejected me in the first place.
00:56:06Stop right there!
00:56:08You're under arrest for multiple charges,
00:56:12including assault, abduction, blackmail,
00:56:15and illegal termination of property.
00:56:22I can't see her hands off me.
00:56:24Do you know who I am?
00:56:26Do you know who my dad is?
00:56:27Yeah, yeah.
00:56:29Is that what your love is like?
00:56:43How can I help you, Miss Delaney?
00:56:53Before everything went down, I backed up James' memory.
00:56:56I need you to make a new James with it.
00:56:59James was one of a kind.
00:57:03I'm not sure if I could replicate him.
00:57:05The new body may not be compatible with the old memory.
00:57:08And even if I could, it would still take months.
00:57:11Just try.
00:57:12Please.
00:57:13You must have really loved James.
00:57:16No.
00:57:17I mean, to me, I just considered him another disposable robot toy.
00:57:21Then, why?
00:57:23Because I realized robot toys could develop human emotions, too.
00:57:29It seemed like...
00:57:31James and Anne really loved each other.
00:57:33As cheesy as it sounds to me, I...
00:57:35I admire that.
00:57:37So, I...
00:57:39I want to give James back to Anne.
00:57:41You're actually a good person.
00:57:43Not you, too.
00:57:44Is everyone fucking cheesy and soft nowadays?
00:58:14You're, too.
00:58:15Let me see everyone.
00:58:16Thanks, dr.
00:58:17Yes, and Ryan.
00:58:18We'll see you in the next one.
00:58:19Go fuck it.
00:58:20Please.
00:58:21We'll see you next time.
00:58:22We'll see you.
00:58:24We'll see you next time.
00:58:28We'll see you next time.
00:58:29We'll see you next time.
00:58:30Bye.
00:58:31Bye.
00:58:32Bye.
00:58:36Bye.
00:58:42Bye.
00:59:13Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:59:34I'm grateful for the support.
00:59:40Yes?
00:59:41What inspired your novel?
00:59:43It's inspired by my own life story.
00:59:46I learned the true meaning of love from an unexpected source, a robot named James.
00:59:51He taught me that love knows no bounds, and that true love transcends the limitations
00:59:56of the physical world.
00:59:58And now, if you'll indulge me, I would like to read a passage from the book.
01:00:01He was more than just a machine.
01:00:04He was my confidant, my companion, my love.
01:00:07In his eyes, I found solace.
01:00:09In his touch, I felt whole.
01:00:11And though he may have been made of metal and wires, his heart beat with a love that was
01:00:16as real as any human's.
01:00:17Your tone is different on our morning calls
01:00:22I used to think we were above it all
01:00:25I always answered when you need it at me
01:00:29Cause something happened and we haven't been right for weeks
01:00:34We're on a losing streak
01:00:37Thank you very much.