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00:31:57I have guns on there.
00:32:00You do? What?
00:32:02That's where you guys, like, sit around a fire
00:32:05and, like, bang drums and thump your chest and everything, right?
00:32:08Well, we do a little of that. If stuff comes up.
00:32:11Stuff? If, like, stuff comes up? What sort of stuff?
00:32:15Well, I don't know. Competition.
00:32:18Competition? What does that mean? Like, what? What sort of competition?
00:32:22You should, um, you should check out Tassajara while you're here.
00:32:25You spend a few days in silent meditation.
00:32:27Shut up. I'm just asking.
00:32:30Is she always like this?
00:32:33Excuse me?
00:32:34Your friend. Is she always so, um...
00:32:37So what?
00:32:38Curious.
00:32:40So curious. I don't think that's what you were gonna say.
00:32:44No, no. It's just you're very inquisitive.
00:32:47I mean, I think this is interesting.
00:32:50You are in a group with a bunch of guys
00:32:53that if they get jealous of you, you wrestle them? Like, what?
00:32:58Can I get some help over here?
00:33:01Oh, come on. You can't handle just, like, a couple of questions?
00:33:04If I was in a woman's group, you wouldn't be like,
00:33:06hey, that's something I'd like to know a little more about.
00:33:09Will you excuse me for just a second?
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11I should, um, I should probably get going.
00:33:25I gotta get up the ass crack at dawn tomorrow for a men's hike.
00:33:29But, um, excuse me. I, um, I'm taking off.
00:33:34I'd like to buy this young lady a drink.
00:33:36What were you, what were you drinking?
00:33:38Uh, I guess I'll get another Sazerac.
00:33:40Sazerac.
00:33:41And what was, what was Beth drinking? I can't remember.
00:33:45Uh, it was like a speaking in tongues.
00:33:48Speaking in tongues?
00:33:50That should be plenty. Thank you.
00:33:54But, um, it was really nice meeting you.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:34:00Anna.
00:34:01Anna.
00:34:02Hey.
00:34:03Sorry.
00:34:04Very nice to meet you, Anna.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09Go, uh, warm up.
00:34:12Good night.
00:34:13Bye.
00:34:20Hey, it's me.
00:34:32Um, just checking in.
00:34:35Uh, maybe you're asleep.
00:34:38Anyway, I wanted to tell you that I really, really love you.
00:34:43And I miss you.
00:34:45Um, there's no reception at the house, so if I don't answer, that's why.
00:34:49But, I love you.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:55I love you.
00:34:56Bye.
00:35:19Hey, you.
00:35:20I was wondering where you snuck off to.
00:35:21Oh, it was just, um, just making a call.
00:35:22You know, the reception kind of sucks out here.
00:35:23Yeah.
00:35:24It's the mountains.
00:35:25Mm.
00:35:26Listen, I was wondering if, uh, I don't know, would you be interested in maybe getting a drink sometime?
00:35:40Oh, uh, I mean, I'm here with my friend.
00:35:41No, I mean, back in L.A.
00:35:42Oh, right.
00:35:43Obviously.
00:35:44Um.
00:35:45Or we could get dinner.
00:35:46I have, um, a friend of mine, Bill.
00:35:47They just opened up this place in Abbot Kinney.
00:35:48It's nice.
00:35:49The chef has a Michelin star.
00:35:50Um, how would next Friday work?
00:35:52Um, sure.
00:35:53Mm-hmm.
00:35:54Good.
00:35:55I'll have a, uh, I'll have a friend of mine, Bill.
00:35:56I'll have a friend of mine.
00:35:57Bill, they just opened up this place in Abbot Kinney.
00:35:58It's nice.
00:35:59The chef has a Michelin star.
00:36:00Um, how would next Friday work?
00:36:05Um, sure.
00:36:06Mm-hmm.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:08Oh, yeah.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10Um, you're too close.
00:36:11I like this.
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00:36:52I don't know.
00:37:22I don't know.
00:37:52I don't know.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:52I don't know.
00:38:54What's that?
00:38:55Oh, it's just this stupid script.
00:38:58So stupid.
00:39:01What is it?
00:39:02It's this...
00:39:04It's just a really dumb horror movie.
00:39:07Another one?
00:39:08Yeah, I know.
00:39:10This one is especially stupid.
00:39:13It's embarrassing.
00:39:15What's it about?
00:39:17Um...
00:39:19It's nothing.
00:39:22It's just, um...
00:39:26It's about nothing?
00:39:27It's about stones.
00:39:29It's set in Iceland, where I guess they have this whole mythology where stones turn into trolls.
00:39:36But it's a red herring because it's a serial killer.
00:39:42Uh, only you think it's trolls for a while.
00:39:46This is something Adele gave you?
00:39:49Um, it's...
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:52I mean, it's really...
00:39:54Terrible.
00:39:54Okay, but she wants you to do it.
00:40:01I think so.
00:40:04Why?
00:40:06Um, I don't know.
00:40:08It's bigger.
00:40:10Yeah, but why does she want you to do it?
00:40:12I guess because I'm in every scene.
00:40:18It's the lead?
00:40:20I guess.
00:40:22I mean, yeah, yeah.
00:40:24Also, um, also, it's against type.
00:40:28What's your type?
00:40:30I don't know.
00:40:32What, like the wilting flower type?
00:40:37I guess.
00:40:40And what's this?
00:40:43Uh, I don't know, like sassy, I guess?
00:40:46It's really so bad.
00:40:48It's so bad.
00:40:50You have to take your clothes off?
00:40:52What do you think?
00:40:54Jesus, again?
00:40:56I know.
00:40:57I know.
00:40:58It's like the tenth time in two years.
00:41:06Do you ever feel like a whore?
00:41:10Um.
00:41:12I don't know.
00:41:15Yeah, sometimes a little.
00:41:22I wanted to tell you, uh, I sent the link to your reel to Adele.
00:41:26You did?
00:41:27When did you send it?
00:41:30Um, I don't know, like a while ago?
00:41:33Like what?
00:41:34Like a month ago?
00:41:36Yeah, maybe, um, two weeks ago.
00:41:38I don't know why you want to work with her, though.
00:41:41I mean, they send me out on the worst stuff.
00:41:45It must be nice not being all alone, though.
00:41:50Like to have somebody besides yourself invest in your career.
00:41:52I mean, yeah, I guess when you put it that way.
00:41:59What other ways there to put it?
00:42:00You want to run it?
00:42:08What, this?
00:42:09No, let's do some other script we're talking about.
00:42:11No, not really.
00:42:12Maybe I can help.
00:42:14It, there's really no point.
00:42:15I'm, I'm totally wrong for it.
00:42:17Come on.
00:42:19It'll be fun.
00:42:20We never get to act together anymore.
00:42:23Okay.
00:42:25I think it's time we started to think outside the box.
00:42:29Outside the box?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:32I've never even understood what that means.
00:42:35Uh, outside the box?
00:42:36It means, like, to think in a different way.
00:42:38Really?
00:42:40This isn't the time for sarcasm, Charlene.
00:42:42We're stuck out here in the middle of the Arctic tundra
00:42:44freezing our asses off.
00:42:45Our thermos is almost empty.
00:42:48I've had to pee for, like, six hours,
00:42:49but I'm afraid to go because I think the pee
00:42:51might freeze inside my dick.
00:42:52You have a dick?
00:42:53I thought you were a dick.
00:42:58Really?
00:42:59I mean, that's how you're gonna say the line?
00:43:03Jesus, Beth, no wonder you keep getting typecast.
00:43:06You're supposed to be sassy, right?
00:43:08So be sassy.
00:43:09I, I don't even want the part.
00:43:11Oh, bullshit.
00:43:11Just be fucking sassy.
00:43:14What the fuck?
00:43:14It's easy.
00:43:15Here, you be the guy.
00:43:20I think it's time we started to think outside the box.
00:43:24Outside the box?
00:43:25Yep.
00:43:26I've never even understood what that means.
00:43:29Outside the box.
00:43:30It means, like, to think in a different way.
00:43:32Oh, really?
00:43:35This isn't the time for sarcasm, Charlene.
00:43:37We're stuck out here in the middle of the Arctic tundra
00:43:40freezing our asses off.
00:43:41Our thermos is almost empty.
00:43:44I've had to pee for, like, six hours, but I'm afraid to go
00:43:46because I think the pee might freeze inside my dick.
00:43:48Oh, you have a dick.
00:43:49Oh, you have a dick.
00:43:50I thought you just were a dick.
00:43:52Is that helpful?
00:43:54Was it helpful when you dragged me out here on this so-called adventure?
00:43:59Was it helpful when you ate all the food like a fucking pig four hours ago?
00:44:03I offered you a bite.
00:44:10You're a fucking retard.
00:44:15That's not PC.
00:44:17You think I give a shit about PC?
00:44:22We're gonna die out here.
00:44:24Do you get that, you piece of shit?
00:44:26We're going to die, and it's your fucking fault.
00:44:33Your life is over.
00:44:35My life is over.
00:44:36We are gonna freeze to fucking death
00:44:38in the fucking freezing tundra,
00:44:40and it's your fucking fault.
00:44:48That's how you play sassy.
00:44:49Let's go for a hike.
00:44:56Let's go for a hike.
00:45:19Is that Ed Dickinson?
00:45:33Hey.
00:45:35Hi.
00:45:36Hi.
00:45:36How are you?
00:45:38Good, how are you?
00:45:39I was wondering if I was going to bump into you guys.
00:45:42What?
00:45:42What are you doing here?
00:45:43You didn't tell her?
00:45:47Am I that unmemorable?
00:45:48No, I just bumped into Beth at Cafecita
00:45:53and mentioned I was coming up here.
00:45:55Oh.
00:45:55Um, no, she didn't mention that at all.
00:45:59What are you doing here?
00:46:01Uh, well, I'm hiking,
00:46:02but I'm also location scouting
00:46:05for this experimental short I'm doing.
00:46:07Oh.
00:46:07I was telling Beth
00:46:09that I wanted to talk to you
00:46:10about maybe being in it.
00:46:13Oh.
00:46:14Uh, cool.
00:46:15Yeah, yeah, it's super low budget,
00:46:17but, um,
00:46:19you really didn't mention this?
00:46:21Yeah, what are you trying to do?
00:46:23Keep me from getting cast in things?
00:46:26You should just cast Beth.
00:46:27Everyone else does.
00:46:28Oh, yeah.
00:46:29I know, right?
00:46:31Beth's way too big time for us now.
00:46:34Yep.
00:46:35Well, anyways,
00:46:35thanks for thinking of me.
00:46:36That's awesome.
00:46:37Yeah, no.
00:46:38Figured,
00:46:39I don't know,
00:46:40it would be something
00:46:40that you'd be up for.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:43Mm-hmm.
00:46:44Paul said he saw
00:46:45your last short online,
00:46:46and it was interesting.
00:46:49You're really lucky.
00:46:54Have you been to Big Sur Bakery yet?
00:46:56No.
00:46:57Uh, do they have cookies?
00:46:58Uh, yeah,
00:46:59they have really good cookies.
00:47:00They also have really good dinner.
00:47:01Awesome.
00:47:02Yeah, I'll have to try that.
00:47:03What are you saying?
00:47:04Oh, this really fancy place,
00:47:06super in the middle of nowhere.
00:47:08Just opened up.
00:47:09Oh, what's it called?
00:47:10It's called a tent in the woods.
00:47:14Uh, what about you all?
00:47:15I'm staying at my aunt's house.
00:47:17Uh, it's...
00:47:18Do you know the area at all?
00:47:19Yeah.
00:47:20Okay, it's, uh,
00:47:21just off the road
00:47:22near Big Sur Station.
00:47:23Oh, um,
00:47:25Piper Ridge?
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:27Well, it's like more canyon,
00:47:28but yeah, yeah,
00:47:29you do know the area.
00:47:30Can I talk to you for a second?
00:47:33Uh, no?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39Um, well,
00:47:43I guess I have to go...
00:47:44Is she okay?
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:47I mean,
00:47:47I'm sure she'll be fine.
00:47:51Um...
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:53Yeah, well, um,
00:47:54I'll give you a call.
00:47:56Uh,
00:47:57I think I have your number.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:58I mean,
00:47:58I know we're Facebook friends,
00:47:59so...
00:48:00Right.
00:48:00So,
00:48:01if I don't have your number,
00:48:03I'll just...
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04I'm really sorry.
00:48:06Oh, no.
00:48:06Of course.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:07I'll go, go, go.
00:48:08Bye.
00:48:08Bye.
00:48:09Bye.
00:48:09What is it?
00:48:36I just...
00:48:43What?
00:48:44I've just never seen someone look at me with so much disgust.
00:48:52I just... I just realized how much you hate me.
00:48:57And I... I feel really sad about our friendship.
00:49:04I don't know.
00:49:14I don't know.
00:49:20I don't know.
00:49:30I don't know.
00:49:40I don't know.
00:49:50You all right?
00:49:52Yeah.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55You sure?
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:57You don't want to live?
00:49:58No, I'm not going that far.
00:50:00I'm fine.
00:50:02I'm not going to do anything.
00:50:03I'm just trying to be nice.
00:50:04Where are you going?
00:50:06Uh...
00:50:09Supermore Canyon?
00:50:11That's not close.
00:50:12That's five miles down the road.
00:50:15Come on.
00:50:16Come on.
00:50:17It's going to get cold.
00:50:18It's...
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:22Hey.
00:50:23It's okay.
00:50:25And if you do, let me get cold.
00:50:30Yeah.
00:50:31Holyoke.
00:50:35Anyway...
00:50:36Everywhere.
00:50:37Very nice.
00:50:38Okay, essentially.
00:50:39Nice place.
00:51:09Hello?
00:51:39Hello?
00:51:40Hello?
00:51:41Hello?
00:51:42Hello?
00:51:43Paul?
00:51:44Hello?
00:51:45Yes!
00:51:46Yes!
00:51:47Can you hear me?
00:51:48What?
00:51:49Can you hear?
00:51:50Can you hear me?
00:51:52Yes!
00:51:53Paul!
00:51:54Paul!
00:51:55Hold on, I'm gonna call you back from the landline, okay?
00:51:58Please don't go anywhere.
00:52:00This weekend's a fucking disaster.
00:52:01Honey, can you speak up?
00:52:02Oh, this weekend's a fucking disaster.
00:52:03Honey, can you speak up?
00:52:04No, I'm telling you, she fucking hates me.
00:52:05She thinks that I have this, like, amazing career and that I purposely fucked her over.
00:52:09Beth, can you speak up?
00:52:10No, I can't speak up.
00:52:11Beth, can you speak up?
00:52:12No, I can't speak up.
00:52:13I don't know if she's here or not.
00:52:14I can't hear you.
00:52:15She thinks I fucked her over on purpose.
00:52:16Why does she think you fucked her over?
00:52:17Because I didn't tell her about Matt's thing.
00:52:18The thing?
00:52:19The thing.
00:52:20The short.
00:52:21Matt's thing.
00:52:22Matt's short film.
00:52:23Why?
00:52:24Why?
00:52:25Why?
00:52:26Why?
00:52:27Why?
00:52:28Why?
00:52:29Why?
00:52:30Why?
00:52:31Why?
00:52:32Why?
00:52:33Why?
00:52:34Why?
00:52:35Why?
00:52:36Why?
00:52:37Why?
00:52:38Why?
00:52:39Why?
00:52:40Why?
00:52:41Why?
00:52:42Why?
00:52:43Why?
00:52:44Why?
00:52:45Why?
00:52:46Why?
00:52:47Why?
00:52:48I feel like...
00:52:49Why?
00:52:50It doesn't matter.
00:52:51It's mainly the thing with Adele.
00:52:52What thing with Adele?
00:52:54Oh my god.
00:52:55Do you even listen to me when I talk to you?
00:52:57She wanted me to send Adele her reel!
00:52:59Don't you remember me telling you that?
00:53:01Right, yeah.
00:53:02You thought it was too soon?
00:53:03Exactly!
00:53:04And I was going to send it, but I had only been with Adele for, like, three months!
00:53:08And she wanted me to send Adele the link to her awful fucking website!!
00:53:11And I was going to do it, but then she got so crazy and intense about it.
00:53:15She's crazy and intense about it, so then I just told her that I had sent it.
00:53:19I really don't understand why you do stuff like that.
00:53:23I was going to send it.
00:53:25Yeah, well, why lie?
00:53:27Could you not give me the third degree right now?
00:53:29I am telling you she's acting completely fucking crazy.
00:53:32You sure you don't want me to come up there and get you?
00:53:34No, no, I...
00:53:36I'll just check into a hotel or something, I just...
00:53:39This is all because I got cast in a couple of terrible fucking movies
00:53:43that I want to be in in the first place.
00:53:45Let me come get you.
00:53:46No!
00:53:47I'll come get you after my meeting.
00:53:49I just...
00:53:50Why can't she just be happy for me?
00:53:53I just am trying so hard to be nice to her
00:53:57even though she's so disgusting and desperate.
00:54:00I mean, she knows that I think she's a better actress than I am.
00:54:05I just happen to have a fucking certain look that people like right now.
00:54:09Seth!
00:54:13I have to go.
00:54:18You think I'm desperate and disgusting?
00:54:23You're fucking pathetic.
00:54:27Jesus, you act so fucking innocent.
00:54:32But you're not.
00:54:34I mean, you're a fucking liar, right?
00:54:36Tell me, does it get tiring just pretending to be so fucking helpless all the time?
00:54:45God, you think you're so much better than me.
00:54:48You're not.
00:54:49You're a fucking foe and a narcissist and a horrible fucking friend.
00:55:00You can't even help me get a part in a fucking avant-garde short?
00:55:03What?
00:55:07What?
00:55:08Yes, cry, man.
00:55:10Cry.
00:55:12You fake fucking crocodile tears.
00:55:14You fake fucking Hollywood cunt.
00:55:16No desperate.
00:55:22Excuse me.
00:55:24Bye.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:56:07Hey, sweetheart. It's me. I'm on my way up. I have no idea where I'm going, so will you please call me back?
00:56:37I'm on my way up.
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01:06:06I'm on my way up.
01:06:36It's about stones.
01:07:06And then it'll come out.
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01:09:06I don't want to go back.
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