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00:00¡Bang! ¡Bang! ¡Bang! ¡Bang! ¡Bang! ¡Kaboom! ¡Bang!
00:121,000 apache braves thundered across the plain
00:15Hard on my heels, till I spun in my saddle
00:17Aimed, fired, and scattered them to the four winds
00:20But, all of a sudden, the ground trembled
00:28And there they were, buffalo, millions of thundered across the plain
00:31Hard on my heels, as if that could rattle Buffalo Bill
00:34The greatest buffalo hunter in the West, if not the world
00:37You lie through your teeth
00:39I've wiped out as many as you, 180,604
00:44I got the arrest warrant to prove it
00:47Well, if it isn't J.J. Misty, what are you doing here?
00:50You ain't the greatest buffalo hunter in the West, never mind in the whole world
00:55There cannot be two greatest buffalo hunters in the West, if not the world
00:58Uh-oh
01:02Dang show pistols, I forgot, they're loaded with blanks
01:09Let the record note, you're the one who started this, Cody
01:13No vikensin'
01:25No vikensin'
01:29No vikensin'
01:33I'll wait to twenty on Buffalo Bill
01:47I'll double it
01:49Senator Bartholomew Haycock
01:57Oh, Lucky Luke, I appreciate your agreeing to meet me
02:02I do love the zoo, it reminds me of the Senate
02:05Surely you must be aware, Lucky
02:07May I call you Lucky?
02:09Yeah, go ahead, Bart
02:10Surely you're aware, my dear Lucky
02:12That our buffalo population has been almost entirely wiped out
02:15Our most distressing and deplorable situation
02:18Our government is greatly disturbed
02:21We've decided that since we hold one last pair of these noble quadrupeds in captivity
02:29We would like to repopulate America's plains with these lulking hairy beasts
02:34What you need me for?
02:36Someone has to drive these two behemoths to Wyoming
02:38Say hello to Isaiah Pegboard, he'll be your right-hand man
02:42Boy, this sure isn't a hunter, Mr. Luke
02:45Pegboard here will be in charge of preparing the buffalo's food during the journey
02:49Don't see why
02:50There's grass everywhere
02:52These buffalo were born in captivity, sir
02:54They couldn't graze to save their lives
02:56Percy, Hebzibah
02:57Percy, Hebzibah, come here
02:59Why don't you toss them in a sticker tube?
03:08They love to fetch
03:09I'll just bet
03:11I'm the greatest buffalo hunter in the west, if not the world
03:16No, you ain't
03:18I am
03:18Read all about it right here, folks
03:21X-Tree, X-Tree
03:22Buffalo spotted roaming the American plains
03:25Buffalo?
03:26Oh, great day in the morning
03:28What do you say we split them in half, partner?
03:31Who knows if I can trust you
03:32You're talking to Buffalo Bill
03:36Cowboy
03:37This is the last sight I might buy marked made in Taiwan
03:45Don't you fret, Mr. Luke
03:54I know the Wild West like the back of my hand
03:56I read every word Zane Grey ever wrote
03:59I hope you're ready for action
04:00Because we're pulling into Laramie
04:01I love this town
04:03If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere
04:05Let's try to keep a low profile
04:11Will the noise make him stampede?
04:28The only sound that really upsets him is
04:30Pow, pow
04:31Gunshots
04:32A warm welcome to you
04:38Oh, last of the mighty buffalo
04:40May you be frisky and frolicsome
04:42May you be fruitful and multiply
04:44And may the thundering herds of your offspring
04:46Fill the great plains of Wyoming to overflowing
04:49The citizens of Laramie
04:50Open their arms and their hearts to you
04:53Oh, stalwart Percy
04:54And oh, gentle Hebzibah
04:55Take your ease amongst us
04:57For we're a friendly folk and true
04:59Oh, good
05:04Can't shoot without these
05:05Oh, no
05:22Don't shoot, fellas
05:23Holy smoke, they're heading right
05:29For the revenue office
05:30Oh, the saloon
05:36They're heading straight for the saloon
05:38We'll leave, we'll let them get away with it
05:40Let them be
05:42They're not hurting anyone
05:43Huh?
05:46Is there any way to calm them down?
05:48Gee, a few bars of a Rossini opera usually work
05:50No way to Rossini?
05:54In addition to my familiarity with show tunes
05:56I am, of course, well acquainted with the classics
05:58I'll take the guy and you take the girl
06:05Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
06:12What's wrong with you anyway?
06:22You could have let them smash up the school
06:24Reckon we should get them some water
06:35The buffalo belong to me
06:47No, no, they don't
06:49They belong to me
06:50We'll see who turns out to be the stronger one
07:06I mean, G-Vomit
07:08Thank you, thank you, thank you
07:24Thank you
07:24Thank you
07:25There they are
07:27Time to play one of my original compositions
07:30We'll just say who's the greatest buffalo hunter of them all
07:37You two-bit tin-horn twit
07:38We'll just carry on
07:53Out here in the Wild West, Isaiah
07:55You better off not meddling in other people's business
07:57It's coming, keep your shirts on
08:20One of these days they're going to have to learn to graze
08:26I wish they could, but that's the kind of thing buffalo learned from their parents
08:30And Percy and Hebezebub never knew their mom and dad
08:35Aren't you kind of a foster dad, Isaiah?
08:40Okay, you kids, watch closely now
08:42Daddy's going to show you how big buffaloes eat
08:44How indelicate
08:49I certainly wouldn't want to eat off his plate
08:51It sure is delicious
08:53Talk about yummy
08:56It's positively succulent
08:59I hope for your sake, Isaiah
09:05You won't be obliged to demonstrate the breeding process as well
09:08So tell me
09:13Do you really know Calamity, Jane?
09:15I mean, like up close and personal?
09:17Yep
09:18And Billy the Kid
09:20Yep
09:21And I bet you fought absolutely tons of Indians
09:24Yep
09:25All my life I've dreamed of meeting an Indian
09:29A real one
09:30Then this is your lucky day
09:31There's one tailing us right now
09:33Yep
09:33How many moons has it been
09:38Since the tribe had a chance to eat buffalo steak
09:41Medium rare with mint sauce
09:43Way too many
09:44No one's going to be eating the property
09:52Of the United States government
09:53I'll just hide out in this here hole
10:04And when they come moseying by
10:06Bang!
10:07And J.J. Misty L. Esquire
10:09Will go down in history
10:10As the greatest of all time
10:12I ain't blame for the jokes
10:13Who else would climb in a hole
10:15And leave the rifle in the grass
10:16So is it clear
10:21If your people want to see the return
10:23Of the great buffalo herds of the old days
10:26You can't eat these too
10:27Do I have your word?
10:29Aye, two left feet wearing right footed moccasins
10:32Give my word
10:33I will not eat the buffalo
10:34I thought somehow
10:42They'd be scarier
10:44You've read too many bad novels
10:46All right, all right
10:48I'm getting your supper on
10:49Quit your pouting, cowboy
10:51You never stood a chance
10:53Against the great
10:53Aha, the mighty buffalo
10:55Okay, you might see
10:57I'll have the J.J. Misty L. Cody
10:59Cause I swear I'll track you
11:01All the way to the gates of hell
11:03You're a goner
11:05A zoo
11:15Capturing him
11:16Might be a feather in my cap
11:18Lately
11:21I don't get no respect
11:23Nice doggy
11:29Oh, aren't you a good boy
11:30Yes, a good friendly little doggy
11:33Down boy
11:36Sit, sit
11:37No
11:38I might be red and stuffy
11:40But I ain't no fire hydrant
11:41Two left feet wearing right footed moccasins
11:48Has some sensational news to tell you
11:50Chief Waddling Bear
11:51The white man's
11:55Backing up and going home
11:57No
11:57There are buffalo on the plane
11:59Buffalo
12:00Buffalo
12:02There are two of them
12:03And I gave the pale face
12:05My solemn word
12:06That I wouldn't eat them
12:07But hey
12:08That's not binding on the rest of you
12:10Tell the warriors to gather
12:12For the dance of the buffalo
12:14Gonna have us a barbecue
12:16They were brought up with cuddles
12:31Mama's pet poodle
12:32Yappy little rodent
12:34I'll go rustle up some grub
12:37You be careful now, Isaiah
12:39A lot of folks interested in our buffalo friends
12:42Don't you worry about me, Mr. Luke
12:45Percy, Hebzeba
12:47Oops, I forgot
12:52They've been corked
12:53There, that's better
12:58Fetch, kitties
13:00Hey
13:14What's taking so long
13:16Percy, Hebzeba
13:18Nice doggies
13:27Be good now
13:28Go away, would you?
13:32Uh, what are you doing?
13:34Taking a mud bath
13:35Don't just stand there
13:37Like the village idiot
13:38Get me out of here
13:40And, um, uh
13:43What kind of work do you do, sir?
13:45I'm a buffalo hunter, my lad
13:47Yeah, buffalo
13:48No
13:49Hunter
13:50I won't let you lay a hand
13:53On Percy, or Hebzeba
13:54Careful, boy
13:57You're gonna hurt yourself
13:58Your little buffalo friends
14:00Are getting off easy
14:01I got other fish to fry
14:03Today I'm setting my sights
14:05On Buffalo Bill
14:06You never should have let him
14:11Have your rifle, Isaiah
14:12I didn't let him, Mr. Luke
14:14He took it
14:15Huh?
14:17Hmm
14:25Beggin' your pardon
14:26But I'm gonna have to slaughter
14:28These buffalo
14:29To settle an old score
14:30I wouldn't do that
14:32If I were you
14:32He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
14:34I reckon you don't know
14:35Whose presence you're in
14:36Young feller
14:37Buffalo Bale
14:39They
14:39Buffalo Bale
14:41Buffalo Bill?
14:43The real buffalo
14:45Bill?
14:46Did you hear that, Mr. Luke?
14:48Luke?
14:48Are you Lucky Luke?
14:51The Lucky Luke?
14:52Yep
14:53Uh, take it all back
14:54Oh, I've seen every one of your shows, Mr. Bill
14:58Could I have your autograph?
14:59Ne-rency
15:11Cody!
15:12Its my turn to dig you a hole
15:15It's gonna be 6ft top with plenty of room to stretch out in
15:24i say don't tell me you uncork their ears
15:31there's always for a scene
15:33i know
15:34i know
15:34wow
15:42the buffalo graveyard
15:58i could have sworn it was further north
16:01percy
16:12hebzibah
16:14it's daddy
16:17hey hey you got it all wrong
16:18it wasn't me who did it
16:20come on kids relax
16:22it's daddy
16:23don't you know me
16:24the buffalo are a little out of sorts
16:30you're the expert isaiah
16:32it's your problem
16:33mr luke i'm an expert in well-bred buffaloes
16:39not snorting rampaging bulligans
16:42took this big fella down back in oct nine
16:49whoa
16:50whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa aw rew
17:04¡Ah!
17:05¡Ah!
17:06¡Ah!
17:07¡Ah!
17:08¡Ah!
17:09¡Ah!
17:10¡Ah!
17:14¡Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
17:16¡Ah-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
17:21¡Fluffy Squirrel!
17:22¡You go take care of the two pale faces!
17:24¡I want to handle those two wild-eyed beasts myself!
17:28A wiser plan might be to run for your life!
17:30¡Ah!
17:31¡Ah!
17:32¡Ah!
17:33¡Ah!
17:34¡Ah!
17:35¡Ah!
17:36¡Ah!
17:37¡Ah!
17:38¡Ah!
17:39¡Ah!
17:40¡Ah!
17:41¡Look!
17:42¡Ah!
17:43¡We'll be safe behind there!
17:44¡Uh-oh!
17:48Uh, guys, could you scrunch over a bit?
17:51Hey, this isn't so bad!
17:57Come on, fellas, have a heart, will ya?
17:59Nobody gets in without a reservation.
18:05Uhh-uh!
18:06Uhh-uh-uh-uh.
18:10Uhh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
18:11Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
18:12Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
18:13Uh-uh-uh!
18:15Uh-uh-uh-uh!
18:17Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
18:18If you'll just get me outta this one,
18:19I swear I'll never lay a hand on any living creature again!
18:22¡Gracias!
18:52Hey, they're crazy.
19:07Old Cuddles wouldn't even recognize them now, Isaiah.
19:19So, what are you going to do with them?
19:21Guess I'll turn them in to the local authorities.
19:24I'll put you all in the show. The crowd will eat it up.
19:27Chief, make much wampum.
19:29My boys don't put on a lick of war paint for less than 25% of the gate.
19:34Huh?
19:35You'll drive me to the poorhouse, man.
19:37Who do you think you are? I wouldn't give Geronimo 25%.
19:42Well, Isaiah, here we are.
19:47We've got some buffalo mash all ready for you.
19:50They must be awful hungry.
19:51Come, come, my good sir.
19:53Who ever heard of a buffalo eating from a bucket?
19:56Buffaloes are grazing animals.
19:59Mr. Luke, where shall I send the birth announcements?
20:08Huh?
20:09And Mr. Luke?
20:10And thus turns another page in the grand history of the West.
20:15And if legend and lore have upheld and preserved the memory of Buffalo Bill,
20:19they have been less kind to John John, Miss Steele.
20:22So that's two tofu burgers and a spinach wrap.
20:26Anything else?
20:28Down, boy!