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00:00Absolutely delicious.
00:23I'm glad you invited me, Yoshida.
00:30Um, Goto?
00:34Yes?
00:38Would you like to come back to my place?
00:46I'm sorry, I don't really mention it at work, but, um, I'm sort of seeing a guy already.
00:55And so, my unrequited love remained just that.
01:00If you've got a man in your life, you can at least drop a hint!
01:09Indoor voice, Yoshida.
01:10Jeez.
01:11Please excuse him.
01:13He's a little on the tipsy side.
01:15Dude, dial it back a bit.
01:16You dumbass.
01:18There's no dial on my anger, and I'm not done fencing anyway!
01:23I thought you called to have a fun night out, but you just wanted to bitch about being rejected.
01:27She tricked me!
01:28She said she's been seeing this guy for five damn years, but only half of she stole my heart, and now that she has it, she won't give it back!
01:35Another beer over here!
01:38You're drinking a lot.
01:40Stop judging!
01:41We're off tomorrow!
01:42I'm leaving before the train's shut down.
01:47Gotta get home to the wife.
01:49Fine!
01:49Be that way!
01:54Tch.
01:55Koto.
01:56Damn you.
01:57Hey, know what time it is?
02:27Why's a girl your age even out at this hour?
02:30Go home.
02:32Now.
02:32No trains are running.
02:35You're just gonna sleep here then?
02:37That sounds really cold.
02:39Yeah.
02:40So what's your game plan?
02:51I'll go home with you, okay?
02:54With me?
02:55I have all the dumb ideas.
02:57What kind of teenager volunteers to stay the night at a complete stranger's house?
03:01I don't have anywhere else to go tonight, though.
03:04Could always crash at a karaoke joint or an internet cafe back near the station.
03:09With no money?
03:10You want me to let you stay at my place just because you're broke?
03:14Well, yeah, I do.
03:17In exchange, I'll let you sleep with me.
03:19Don't all teenage girls barter with their bodies nowadays?
03:26No.
03:27No way that's the case.
03:29She's a weird outlier.
03:32Don't say stuff like that, even as a joke.
03:34I really will sleep with you.
03:36No joke.
03:37Regardless of your warped sense of humor.
03:39I'm not doing some poor girl a fraction of my age.
03:43Fine.
03:45I'll just stay for free.
03:46So this is your place?
03:56It's filthy.
03:57Which is standard for men who live in one-room apartments?
04:00I've seen some that were clean.
04:02Huh?
04:03What's wrong?
04:04Nothing.
04:06Keep her at arm's length.
04:08No matter what kind of life she's lived or where she was before I found her by that street lamp.
04:13It's not my problem.
04:16Come morning, I'll kick her out.
04:18And that'll be that.
04:23You're going to sleep?
04:24Yep.
04:25Feel free to do the same.
04:33Hey, my offer's still valid.
04:39Don't make me repeat myself.
04:41I already said I'm not into it.
04:46Fair enough, mister.
04:51Anything else I can do as payment?
04:55Miso soup.
04:57With a woman's touch.
04:59That's what I want.
05:02Some soup.
05:03That's all.
05:28Oh, shit.
05:30I'm late.
05:30All right.
05:33Today's Sunday, so I'm good.
05:36What smells delicious?
05:38Hey.
05:39Good morning, mister.
05:41Sleep okay?
05:43What the hell are you?
05:45Not entirely sure how to answer that.
05:47I guess teenage girl counts, right?
05:49Why are you in my apartment, teenage girl?
05:52I asked to spend the night, and you said sure.
05:54Um, who gave you their approval to stay here?
05:58You did.
05:58And that's where your story falls apart.
06:01You totally did.
06:03Well, I didn't, like, do something inappropriate, right?
06:11Because I'm completely drawing a blank.
06:13Relax, I'm kidding.
06:25Sorry.
06:26Just wanted to tease you a little, is all.
06:28This girl.
06:30I offered.
06:31But you said I was too young, so nothing happened.
06:34Yes.
06:35Good work, drunken me from last night.
06:37And when I asked if there was anything else I could do to repay you for letting me stay.
06:44Oh.
06:45You made me soup.
06:46With a woman's touch.
06:47If you don't have permission, don't cook in other people's homes.
06:50Don't dramatically sigh, either.
06:54I only made it because you told me to, Mr. Gosh.
06:57That Mr. Title needs to go.
06:58Fine, have it your way, boss.
07:00Would you prefer if I called you that?
07:03Well, you can call me ecstatic the second you walk out that door and leave.
07:07Boy, your memory really sucks.
07:09Late last night, I was sitting under a street lamp, and then you walked by and started talking to me.
07:14Under a street lamp?
07:16Let's see.
07:17Hmm.
07:20Oh.
07:26You remember?
07:27Yeah, black panties.
07:29That's awful if my underwear's the only thing you remember from last night.
07:33You're not wrong.
07:35Anyway, mister.
07:36What did I say?
07:37Sorry, still don't know your name.
07:39Hmm?
07:40It's Yoshida, okay?
07:42Oh, I like it.
07:44Yeah, that does work.
07:46Yoshida fits you to a T.
07:48Glad you approve.
07:49Geez, you still haven't touched your soup?
07:52We can talk all you want after you.
07:53Why are you telling me what to do?
07:57Uh...
07:58Heat up before it gets cold.
08:06That's good.
08:10Bet it would have tasted even better if Goto had whipped it up for you.
08:14How do you know that name?
08:15You talk in your sleep, and we're mumbling about how she rejected you.
08:24Hey.
08:27If you're down, I know how to make you feel better.
08:29Nothing's changed since last night, so you can quit coming on to me.
08:41Who do you think you're fooling?
08:42Listen, I'm not desperate enough to need a tiny little teenage girl throwing herself at me to make me feel better.
08:48I don't know.
08:54I know a lot of things, but tiny little ain't it, Chief.
08:58Okay.
08:59I admit they're pretty big for a teen, so kudos to your folks.
09:03Goto still has you beat, though.
09:05You really think so?
09:06You must know her size then, huh?
09:08If I had to guess.
09:10I'd probably say an F.
09:11If that's true, Goto and I are twinsies.
09:14Huh?
09:14So those are size Fs?
09:16Yep.
09:17If hers look bigger than mine, she's probably closer to a G or an H.
09:22Ah, so many letters.
09:24She's, um, most likely an H.
09:27Whatever size they are, I wish I could have stuck it between them just once.
09:31In my opinion, F cups that you can actually touch are worth way more than H cups that you can't.
09:37Look, kid, I honestly don't know why you're trying so hard to seduce me.
09:43But what if I was stupid enough to say yes to you?
09:46Well, we'd be stripping now.
09:49So you're attracted to me?
09:52Attracted?
09:52Sorry, but nah, I'm not really feeling it.
09:56What is your deal, you weirdo?
09:58Plenty of guys would take advantage of you.
10:01I have a question for you, too.
10:03Fine, shoot.
10:07There's a girl in your lap willing to let you have your way with her.
10:11So why won't you do it?
10:13Why?
10:14Don't give me that look.
10:16The weirdo here is you, Yoshida.
10:19And the reason I know is because I've never met a man who was willing to let me stay for nothing in return besides you.
10:25Are you stupid?
10:36What's your name?
10:37You must have one of those.
10:38Um, Sayu.
10:43Where are you from?
10:44Got your student ID?
10:49Asahikawa!
10:50You came all that way by yourself?
10:52Yeah.
10:52How long has it been since you left Hokkaido?
10:56About six months ago, give or take.
10:58Did you at least tell your parents you were going?
11:02Not with words, no.
11:03For the love of...
11:04You have got to get your ass back home!
11:05I'm fine, I swear.
11:08They're probably happy I'm not there anymore, in all honesty.
11:12Is she serious?
11:14Sure doesn't seem fine to me.
11:15What you assume may not be the truth.
11:21But it is.
11:24So, you're a high school dropout with no money to her name who won't go back home.
11:28How do you intend to survive?
11:30I'll work out a way to stay at someone's house.
11:32I'm curious what you mean by work out a way.
11:35Don't insult me.
11:38I can't speak for the other guys you've encountered in your life.
11:42But your body doesn't interest me even the tiniest little bit.
11:47What will you do if I kick you to the curb?
11:49I... I'll say so long and move on to the next.
11:52You'll move on.
11:54How exactly?
11:57Well, um...
11:59Come on.
12:03It's not that difficult.
12:07Get a job!
12:10It's common sense for kids who drop out of school to find employment somewhere so they can earn a living.
12:15Rent's expensive, and a part-time job won't pay me enough to afford it.
12:19Then just live here.
12:22With you? But...
12:25You have no money, no home, and no issue trading sex for a place to rest your head.
12:30I swear I'll knock the stupid right out of you if it's the last thing I ever do!
12:34You repeatedly called me stupid!
12:36Because it so accurately describes you!
12:38Just a spoiled brat who doesn't know what things are worth.
12:45Why?
12:45I don't understand how she could turn out this screwed up.
12:49Why couldn't she have a normal life?
12:51And a normal view on what love should be.
12:55I still say you need a job, so you can start with the chores around here.
13:02I think you'll agree this place doesn't need to be any messier than it already is.
13:07So let's figure out this roommate thing.
13:11Your roommate, huh?
13:13Sounds like I could stay here forever if I wanted to.
13:15Absolutely not.
13:17Just till you've outgrown this runaway phase.
13:21So I can really stay here?
13:22It would have been hard for her.
13:26But there are other healthier ways to get by than trying to seduce men into letting her stay.
13:32And yet, she's forgotten there are less dangerous options available to her.
13:36Might have something to do with how spoiled she evidently is.
13:39If I don't watch my mouth around her, she may end up staying here longer than either of us anticipate.
13:49The day you stop being a spoiled brat is the same day that you're out of here.
13:54That said, your welcome will be over a whole lot sooner if you try anything funny with me again.
14:00Deal!
14:00Clothes are staying on!
14:01And thus, began a fairly strange chapter in the lives of a promiscuous runaway and a 26-year-old salaryman.
14:10I was very naive in that moment.
14:12Because the reality of how challenging it is to coexist with a teenage girl in the same living space had not yet dawned on me.
14:18Whoa, all that went down after we split up?
14:24Quiet!
14:25Someone might overhear.
14:26You are in some really hot water, my friend.
14:29Does she have a missing persons report?
14:31I wish.
14:32Already checked online, but no dice.
14:35Everything about this girl is missing.
14:37You can't just take in a runaway teen without knowing her background.
14:41Yeah, definitely risky.
14:43To say the very least.
14:44Nine o'clock.
14:50Wonder if she's eaten yet.
14:54Well, my best advice is to not get too attached.
14:57Find her parents and send her back before it becomes more trouble than it was ever worth.
15:01I knew that even without him telling me.
15:04And yet...
15:05They're probably happy I'm not there anymore, in all honesty.
15:10That girl's just a misguided kid.
15:12She shouldn't smile while saying stuff like that.
15:21Miso soup?
15:24Welcome home, daddy.
15:26Suddenly, mister's not so bad.
15:29So hey, I made more miso soup, but it won't be a very filling meal.
15:34Ta-da.
15:35Dinner a la bento.
15:37One for each of us.
15:39Cool.
15:39Cool.
15:42All my shirts have been ironed.
15:48What do you know?
15:49She's better at cleaning than I thought.
16:00Thank you for the meal.
16:04What are you smiling for?
16:06I didn't realize I was.
16:08Anyway, did you happen to move my ashtray?
16:12Here you go.
16:13I washed it with the rest of the dishes earlier.
16:16Oh, awesome.
16:17Thanks.
16:23What's up?
16:24Just wondering why you're going to the patio to have a smoke.
16:27Because you're here, of course.
16:29Wow, you're super nice.
16:34Why is that?
16:35Well, lots of guys smoke, but most light up without asking.
16:39Right in front of me.
16:41Not only does she surround herself with the lowest losers on the spectrum,
16:45she actually derives her values from these clowns.
16:48Sayu.
16:51Get it straight.
16:52All those guys are shit.
16:53I'm not nice.
16:54Those jerks just aren't decent people.
16:57Have standards for yourself.
16:59And for everything in general.
17:01Um, all right then.
17:02Okay.
17:02I feel like her freaking guardian.
17:12How anybody could get excited at the thought of sleeping with her is beyond me.
17:20Part of what makes her such a hot mess is how spoiled she is.
17:24But she didn't develop behavior like that on her own.
17:26No doubt the adults surrounding her and the environment she grew up in played a huge part
17:31in the disaster that is Sayu's current lifestyle.
17:35The world's full of shitheads.
17:37Right around every corner you turn.
17:40And I'm no different.
17:42I gave her a place to hide and enabled her self-indulgent ways.
17:47I mean, jeez.
17:50What am I even trying to accomplish?
17:56Sorry, I left the alarm on, even though it's my day off.
18:03It's okay.
18:05I was planning on getting up early to do the laundry anyway.
18:12My back.
18:17Excuse me, coming through.
18:22You know, you just showed me your underwear.
18:24It's a hazard of wearing a skirt, Yoshida.
18:27You've worn that uniform since you got here, haven't you?
18:30This is all I have.
18:32I wash it regularly, though.
18:33No worries.
18:35But this isn't a school.
18:36It's my apartment.
18:37So it's strange to constantly see you wearing that.
18:41Let's go home, Yoshida.
18:43I don't need clothes.
18:44Oh, yes you do.
18:45Hear me?
18:46Everyone needs clothes.
18:48You should be able to switch it up.
18:49While you're shopping for new outfits, I'll be busy shopping for a new futon.
18:56I totally noticed you groaning in pain from sleeping on the hard floor.
19:00I didn't even notice.
19:02Well, it happened.
19:03Okay.
19:07Here's the thing.
19:10As thoughtful as it is for you to do all this for me, I have no clue how to repay you.
19:15Huh?
19:18I get it.
19:19She's not pulling the modesty card for the sake of being polite.
19:22She just prefers to pay her dues and doesn't know how.
19:24Why would a kid think like that?
19:31I'm a pretty busy man.
19:33And I can't devote much time to chores as a result.
19:37Luckily, you're willing to help me out in that department, right?
19:40It's only been about a week, but you've made my home life way easier.
19:46So let me make your life better, too.
19:51If this is what you really want, then okay.
19:54Good, because it is.
20:00It's so comfy.
20:02I knew getting you that was a good call.
20:05Yeah, I'll sleep like a rock tonight.
20:11Hey, Yoshida.
20:13Want to help me break it in?
20:16Did you forget?
20:17I said I'd kick you out if you tried to seduce me again.
20:21I only meant sleeping, not doing anything dirty together with you.
20:24Careful, your perv side's showing.
20:34You know, Asayu?
20:36You've got a really cute laugh.
20:38Why are you hitting on me?
20:45You're too young to hit on, jeez.
20:50Yoshida?
20:51Yeah?
20:53Thank you for that.
20:56Sure.
20:57There's a rumor going around that you've got a girlfriend.
21:02Why?
21:03What the hell, man?
21:04You head home right at EOD every single day.
21:06You're also looking sharper and ironing your shirts.
21:10There's a lot more color in your face.
21:12I mean, even your work ethic has totally improved lately.
21:16Or so the girls say.
21:18Good grief.
21:18Can't believe that makes office news.
21:23Little do they know, this girl's a teenager.
21:28That she is.
21:30Figured she'd be a bit ditzy since she's a high school dropout, but maybe she has her act together after all.
21:36Maybe.
21:37Suppose only time will tell.
21:38Honestly, just going based off her looks, she's not my type by a long shot.
21:46But I won't deny she's cute.
21:48She cooks.
21:50She cleans.
21:51She's friendly.
21:52So why run away from home?
21:55What caused her to come all the way to Tokyo?
21:57You have got to shave it.
22:12Huh?
22:12You're stubble, I mean.
22:16Not today.
22:17I'm too lazy.
22:18I've been wondering why you don't just shave every day.
22:21Can you not make up your mind or...
22:22That's not it.
22:24I shave it when it gets too long.
22:25Are you saying you don't think that stubble is long now?
22:29Maybe I will shave today.
22:31Which is it?
22:33Growing out my scruff a bit sort of makes me feel older.
22:38Why?
22:39Because when I was younger, I didn't let it grow out at all.
22:42The second I felt that five o'clock shadow, I made sure to go ahead and shave.
22:46Being extra careful not to miss any spots.
22:49Shaving's symbolic.
22:50Society's come to accept it kind of marks a man's age.
22:53But that's a misconception, I think.
22:56How so?
22:59When a guy is too lazy to trim up his facial hair, that's when he's old.
23:06Well, lazy or not.
23:08Hmm?
23:09Shave it.
23:10That's one look you can't pull off.
23:11Who asked you, anyway?
23:14Yoshida!
23:15Hurry up or you'll be late!
23:17Yeah, I know, I know.
23:19It means all you need me.
23:23I guess I will...