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00:00BELL RINGS
00:30Hi, I'm Brad Sherwood. Welcome to The Dating Game.
00:35My first guest, Monica, is a civil engineer from East Lansing, Michigan,
00:38and she can occasionally be seen singing karaoke.
00:41So come on out here, Monica.
00:42Oh, Monica.
00:46Hi, Monica.
00:47How are you?
00:47Welcome to the show. I'm fine. Please have a seat.
00:50So, what is your story, and why are you here?
00:54Well, you know, Brad, I've met different men that are either married or not my type.
01:00And sometimes obsessive compulsives.
01:02So I thought maybe you could help me out.
01:04Well, I think I can help you out, and I can hear that Michigan accent.
01:06Oh, yeah. I'll help you out right now.
01:08All right, you ready to see these guys?
01:09I sure am.
01:10Well, I'm going to show them to you, and then you choose one for looks right there, okay?
01:13All right.
01:13Here we go. Let's see the guys right there.
01:17Oh.
01:18Well, he looks like your type.
01:20Yeah, kind of a Howard Stern sunglasses he's got going there.
01:25Wow, he can move, huh?
01:27Destroying those flowers.
01:28All right, here goes the second guy.
01:30Now, this guy looks kind of like, you know, you might bring him home to Mom.
01:34Looks like a motorcycle cop.
01:36There's the third guy.
01:37Oh, hey, he looks kind of, he's got that little evil look in his eye, huh?
01:41Ooh.
01:43Hey, nice head for him.
01:44Okay, now, just based on looks alone, I want you to choose one of these wild guys.
01:50They look like they're on a boat.
01:51All right.
01:51Yeah, they do.
01:52Choose one right there.
01:54All right, you've made your choice.
01:55Now, let's talk about personality, Monica.
01:58What are the most important qualities a guy has to have to win your heart?
02:01Well, hopefully he'll be smart, fun, silly, and serious, all in one.
02:07And maybe somebody you can have good conversation with, but you could make snow angels in the sand.
02:12Okay, so pretty well-rounded, fun, and serious.
02:15I think that's a good combination.
02:16All right, let's meet these guys now.
02:18They're taking their headsets off, so they can hear everything you say.
02:20We've also scrambled up their order, so you don't know where they're sitting.
02:23And I want you to start by saying hi to the guys.
02:25Hi, guys.
02:26Hi, Monica.
02:28Whoa.
02:29We've got some energy in the room.
02:31Guys, tell Monica something about yourself, starting with Eamon.
02:35Hi, Monica.
02:35I'm Eamon.
02:36I'm a cabinetmaker.
02:37I was brought up on a farm in Ireland.
02:39I love the Rolling Stones, and I bake a really wicked shortbread.
02:43All right.
02:44Bake and break.
02:45And Oren.
02:48Hi, Monica.
02:49My name is Oren.
02:50I'm a holistic health practitioner from Berkeley.
02:52And in addition to giving a great massage, some of my many talents include ballroom dancing,
02:57walking on hot coals, and finding romantic spots around town.
03:01In my search for the perfect career, I've done everything from herd sheep,
03:06chased hot air balloons, and mystery shopping.
03:10All right.
03:11And last but not least, Abe.
03:15Hi.
03:16I'm Abe.
03:17Hi, Monica.
03:18Hi.
03:19Hey, I love cooking naked.
03:21Ooh.
03:22I'm not...
03:23Gotta love that.
03:27All right.
03:28Let's start the show and find out some more facts about these guys.
03:31We've got Eamon, Oren, and Abe.
03:33Sounds like an Amish show today, I think.
03:34Yes.
03:35All right.
03:35Let's show you some facts right here, and we'll learn more about them, shall we?
03:39Here we go.
03:39Let's start with these two facts.
03:41Stripped for a convention of grandmothers.
03:43And enjoy studying eyelids.
03:46Okay.
03:47Let's start with Stripped for a convention of grandmothers.
03:50Who said that?
03:51Ah, Monica.
03:53Oh, Abe.
03:54What a surprise.
03:56Abe.
03:56Okay.
03:56Yeah, that would be Abe over here.
03:59Okay.
04:00I was at a sushi bar, and my friend said, hey, Strip, 50 bucks is yours.
04:08And I thought, well, I don't have a wallet tonight, and I can't pay for my dinner.
04:13Got naked for the grandmothers.
04:15All right.
04:16Hey, no, I'm telling you, it was more than that.
04:18Oh.
04:19All right.
04:20All right.
04:21So let's see another fact.
04:24We'll make you see stars with his rooftop romance.
04:28We'll make you see stars with his rooftop romance.
04:30That would be me, Eamon.
04:32When I lived in London, my friend had a rooftop apartment, and we used to share it.
04:35And when I had a hot date, he used to help me cater a wonderful evening for two,
04:39and then just disappear and let me have all the fun I could have.
04:41And maybe someday I'll get to do that for you.
04:43Ooh.
04:43Oh, Eamon sounds like a romantic one there.
04:47Oh, yeah.
04:48Hey.
04:49Hey, Eamon.
04:50Let's see another fact.
04:52Wants you to be the cheerleader when he's ready to score.
04:55Wants you to be the cheerleader when he's ready to score.
04:58Okay.
04:59Uh, Monica.
05:00Hey, Abe.
05:01Oh.
05:02Yeah, I would be Abe.
05:04And nothing better than having somebody in a cheerleader's outfit going,
05:07Come on, Captain.
05:08Go, Abe.
05:09Go, Abe.
05:10Come on.
05:11Go, Abe.
05:12Go, Abe.
05:12Go, Abe.
05:12Go, Abe.
05:13Somebody call security.
05:19All right.
05:20Let's see another fact.
05:22Tracks of migration of skunks for fun.
05:25Well, you know, that sounds interesting.
05:27Let's, tracks the migration of skunks for fun.
05:29Hi, Monica.
05:30This is Oren, and I love to explore the canyons around where I live.
05:34And when I'm there, one of the things I like to do is see who went before me.
05:37And so I've learned to read the tracks of all the animals.
05:40And sometimes I've followed them, and I've found all sorts of unusual animals, raccoons
05:44and bears, and bears, and coyotes, and coyotes, and coyotes, and coyotes, and once I even came upon a skunk.
05:47Oh, good.
05:48Wow.
05:49Sounds smelly, though.
05:50Oh, regular Grizzly Adams over there.
05:52Yeah.
05:53All right.
05:53Thanks, Oren.
05:54Oh.
05:55Let's see another fact.
05:57Was stranded with a broken heart 200 miles from home.
06:00Oh.
06:01Oh.
06:02Hmm.
06:03Well, for a change, let's try, enjoy studying eyelids.
06:07Hi, Monica.
06:07This is Oren again.
06:09And a friend told me about a medical study where they studied how often your eye blinks.
06:13So I thought I'd give it a try.
06:15And what they did is they hooked up electrodes on the eyes, and then they would have a startling
06:21noise come in my ears to see how often I would blink.
06:24And the whole idea was to test how often a normal person would respond to a startle thing
06:30so they could develop medications for people that had problems.
06:33Oh.
06:35Very odd.
06:36Yes.
06:37Very strange indeed.
06:39That's what it means we have time for one final question that you prepared before the show,
06:42and you will ask of all three guys without blinking.
06:45Okay.
06:47I'm a 90s woman, and who can still appreciate a chivalrous man.
06:51Tell me how you would prove to me that chivalry is still alive in the 90s.
06:56Starting with Eamon.
06:58Well, I would take you out to dinner.
06:59I would treat you with respect, and I would ensure that things moved along at a pace that
07:02you were comfortable with.
07:06That's all right.
07:08And Oren.
07:11Well, Monica, the key word you said is appreciation, which to me means to increase your value.
07:16So I would treat you like you were something very special.
07:18I'd open doors for you, take you to dinner, and give you my jacket when it was cold.
07:23I'd treat you like you were something.
07:25Smoothie.
07:26Smoothie, smoothie.
07:27And last but not least, Abe.
07:32Guaranteed, the first thing I'd do is listen to you.
07:34Anything you had to say, I'd make sure I took care of it.
07:37Any request you made, I'd fulfill.
07:40My credit cards and my remote control, all yours.
07:44Sounds like a great night watching the Home Shopping Channel.
07:53Terrific.
07:53So you think about that, and when we come back, we're going to find out which of these Romeos
07:57is going to go out with this Juliet.
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09:12Welcome back to The Dating Game.
09:38I'm here with Monica, and she has quite a cornucopia of cool cats over there to choose from.
09:42So first, who did you choose for looks?
09:44Well, I picked the guy that I could bring home to mom.
09:48Number two.
09:49Number two.
09:50Oh.
09:51All right.
09:52What was it about him?
09:54Well, about him, number two.
09:57I liked, you know, that conservative look.
09:59The clean-cut thing.
10:00Yeah, the clean-cut thing.
10:01All right.
10:01Now, what about personality?
10:03Who did you choose for personality?
10:04It was tough, but I had to pick Abe because he was a lot of...
10:08You chose Abe!
10:11The guy most likely to have a police record.
10:15All right.
10:16Well, now, here's the big dilemma.
10:19Who are you going to take on your date?
10:20Your looks choice or your personality choice?
10:21They might be the same guy, but if they're not, who are you going to go with?
10:25Well, I'm going to be shallow and go with looks.
10:27You're going with looks.
10:29Well, let's meet the guys, shall we?
10:30Come on over here.
10:31First, let's meet Eamon.
10:33Eamon, come on out here.
10:35Eamon's from Ireland originally.
10:36He's a cabinet maker.
10:38Eamon, thanks so much for being on the show.
10:41Kiss the Blarney Stone.
10:43All right.
10:43Now, Abe, come on out here.
10:45He was your personality choice.
10:46He's a broker.
10:48Abe.
10:48There he is.
10:51Oh, take your time, Abe.
10:55Come on out here.
10:57Oh, my goodness.
10:59I'm winded.
11:00Oh, thanks for being on the show.
11:03You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
11:05All right.
11:05And last but not least, the guy you chose, Oren.
11:08Come on out here.
11:09All right.
11:10He was your list choice.
11:11Oren.
11:12Congratulations to the holistic healer.
11:15Wow.
11:17Congratulations.
11:18So, you're seeing her.
11:19What do you think?
11:20You're a spiritual guy.
11:21What do you think?
11:21I think she looks great.
11:22All right.
11:23Well, let's find out where you guys are going on your date.
11:25Virginia, where are they going?
11:26Monica, we know that you love boats.
11:28So, we thought that you would enjoy a date that takes place on a very big boat.
11:32So, you and Oren are off on a romantic cruise to Grand Bahama Island.
11:38You're off on a Cape Canaveral cruise from Cocoa Beach, Florida to Grand Bahama Island.
11:43You'll enjoy gourmet cuisine, gaming, and entertainment.
11:46When you return, you'll experience a night at the Oceanfront Award winning Dave Inn in Cocoa Beach.
11:51Grand Voyage.
11:54Congratulations.
11:55You guys are going to have a great time.
11:57Thanks for being here.
11:57Why don't you go backstage, get to know each other a little better, and we will have you
12:00back at the end of the show, okay?
12:01Because we've got another game to play.
12:02So, go right on that way.
12:03And let's get that next game started right now, shall we?
12:07You know, many of our viewers like to send us videos, and we just recently received a
12:11video from our next guest who said he wanted to be on the dating game.
12:14So, let's take a look at this right now.
12:15Hi, I'm Calvin.
12:17I recently moved here from the Midwest, and as you can see, I'm still unpacking.
12:22I really miss my friends and family back home, but I'm hoping to meet a nice, down-to-earth
12:26girl who can appreciate a Midwestern guy like me.
12:30All right.
12:31Well, we're going to help him find that right now.
12:32Please welcome Calvin.
12:33He works in retail distribution, and he says he's terrified of bugs.
12:36Calvin, come on out here.
12:38Hey, Calvin.
12:39Welcome to the show, Calvin.
12:42Thanks for being here.
12:43All right.
12:44Thanks for having me.
12:45Absolutely.
12:46So, what do you think a Midwestern guy has to offer a woman?
12:49Well, values.
12:51Basically, we're honest.
12:55We are, you know, down-to-earth kind of people, and we're just sweet.
13:00Yeah, I'm originally from Chicago.
13:02I'm from the Midwest.
13:03They've got a very traditional value.
13:05Very traditional values.
13:06Very upfront and honest with the women.
13:08Yeah.
13:09You know, homebodies.
13:10Great.
13:11Well, are you ready to see these ladies?
13:12Yes, I am.
13:13Terrific.
13:13I'm going to show them to you, and after you see them, I want you to make your choice for
13:16looks right there.
13:16Okay?
13:17So, let's take a look at the ladies.
13:19Here we go.
13:22Whoa.
13:24Good truck of kids.
13:26What do you think of her?
13:28She's cute.
13:29I love the way she's dressed.
13:32Here comes a second lady.
13:33Tell me about her.
13:34Now, this one.
13:35Oh, she's a party animal.
13:37Okay.
13:37She's fun-loving, yes.
13:38Oh, and last but not least, here she comes.
13:41She's coming out.
13:41Oh, she's going to treat me to wine and champagne.
13:44Uh-oh.
13:44What a woman.
13:46All right, well, now let's take a look at all three ladies together.
13:48Now, just based on looks alone, I want you to lock in your voice right there.
13:51Okay.
13:52Okay, you've made your choice.
13:53Now, let's talk about personality.
13:56What are the most important qualities that you look for when you're choosing a lady?
13:59Fun-loving, loves to go out, party, because I like to go out and get my groove on.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Somebody whom I can communicate with, sit down, talk, and just somebody who's easy going.
14:08Okay, terrific.
14:09Well, you stay right there.
14:10When we come back, we're going to help Calvin find just the perfect lady.
14:13Stick around.
14:34Welcome back to The Dating Game.
14:35I am here with Calvin, and I think it's time to meet the ladies, don't you?
14:38Yeah, I do.
14:38All right, well, they're going to take their headsets off now so they can hear us, and
14:41we've scrambled up their order, so they're not in the order that you saw them when they
14:44came out originally to make it harder on you.
14:46Okay.
14:46And just start by saying hi to the ladies.
14:48Hello, ladies.
14:49Go, Calvin.
14:50Go, Calvin.
14:51Pick me.
14:52Pick me.
14:53Pick me.
14:54All right.
14:54Pick me.
14:55They got that worked out.
14:57Ladies, tell Calvin something about yourself, starting with Lisa.
15:01Hi, Calvin.
15:01I'm Lisa.
15:02I work at a radio station in high school.
15:04I won Best Out Hair.
15:06I live a stress-free life, and I cherish my stuffed animal collection.
15:09Okay.
15:11And Amanda.
15:13Hi, Calvin.
15:14My name is Amanda.
15:15I'm a security officer, and my favorite singer is Johnny Gill, and if you play some of that
15:20for me on our date, I'll be sure to suck your chest hairs.
15:24Whoa.
15:25Whoa.
15:28And Lou.
15:30Hi, Calvin.
15:31My name is Lou.
15:32I'm a dance instructor.
15:33I've been dancing myself for about 16 years.
15:35I'm a fitness fanatic, and when I was younger, I won the Little Miss Cinderella pageant.
15:39All right.
15:39Well, Cinderella.
15:42Whoa.
15:42Whoa.
15:43All right.
15:44Well, you hold on to your chest hairs, and we'll look about some facts right over here.
15:49We'll learn more about the ladies.
15:51So here we go.
15:51Let's start with these two facts, Calvin.
15:54It says sitcoms and apple cider are the keys to her heart and has more flavors than Baskin
16:00Robbins when it comes to love.
16:02Well.
16:02Oh.
16:03Let's start out with what has more flavors than Baskin Robbins when it comes to love.
16:07Hi, Calvin.
16:08That's me, Amanda.
16:09Surprise.
16:09I had a boyfriend, and for his 26th birthday, I showed him 26 sexual things on his body that
16:15he will never forget.
16:17It took a while, but he loved it.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Yeah.
16:26Oh, Stevie, we got your work cut out for you.
16:28Okay.
16:29Let's see another fact.
16:30Thanks, Amanda.
16:31Does 800 sit-ups every day.
16:34Okay.
16:34Let's go with, it says sitcoms and apple ciders are the key to her heart.
16:38Hey, Calvin.
16:38It's me, Lisa.
16:40My idea of a romantic night, I'm pretty simple, is a candlelight dinner by the fireplace, throw
16:49in an old version of good times, and maybe we can have a good time, and sipping on some
16:55sparkling apple cider.
16:56Oh.
16:57All right.
16:58Good.
16:59Okay.
17:00Let's see another fact.
17:03We'll love you more if you love your mother.
17:06Okay.
17:07Let's go with, does 800 sit-ups every day.
17:10That's me, Lou.
17:11As I said before, I'm a fitness fanatic, and when I started working out, I only did maybe
17:15100 or close to maybe 50 sit-ups a day.
17:19Now, I've actually worked up to 800, and if you pick me, I'm sure I can get you in the
17:24shape, too.
17:25All right.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Workout.
17:28Ha-ha.
17:30All right.
17:31Let's see another fact.
17:33Across two counties for a fat-free snack.
17:37Okay.
17:38Let's go with, uh, we'll love you more if you, uh, love your mother.
17:42Calvin, that's me, Lisa.
17:44Um, I love mama's boys.
17:46You know, that really captures my heart.
17:48It really turns me on.
17:49The man who respects his mother.
17:50However, he needs to be independent and can't keep running home to mom every time we have
17:55a problem.
17:56Oh.
17:57Oh, okay.
17:57Sounds like a woman.
17:58Not that kind of mom and boy.
18:00All right.
18:01Okay.
18:02Thanks, Lisa.
18:03Let's see another fact.
18:05Was engaged to be married until she met her fiancé's wife.
18:10Hello.
18:10Was engaged to be married until she met her fiancé's wife.
18:14Unfortunately, that was me, Calvin, Amanda.
18:16Right after being divorced, I got hot and heavy with this man and he proposed marriage
18:21to me and I accepted.
18:23Um, about a couple weeks later, I was at a friend's house and his wife shows up at the
18:27door.
18:27So, I just can't live my life like that.
18:29So, I had to let it go.
18:30All right.
18:31Well.
18:32Wow.
18:32What a story.
18:33Now, that buzzer, Calvin, means we have time for one final question that you've prepared
18:37before the show and will ask of all three ladies.
18:39So, whenever you're ready.
18:40All right.
18:41Sincerity is very important to me.
18:42Use your most sincere voice to tell me how much you want to go out on this date with me.
18:46Starting with Lisa.
18:48Hey, Calvin.
18:50Let's go out.
18:52It's me and you, baby.
18:54All right.
18:55Let's do it.
18:55Plain and simple.
18:57And Amanda.
19:00Well, you know what, Calvin?
19:01Um, I'm a simple person.
19:03I love life.
19:04No matter what we do, no matter where we go, we'll have fun.
19:07I guarantee it.
19:09And you?
19:11Calvin, we don't know each other right now, but if we go out on this date, I guarantee
19:15that if we don't take it any further, that we'll definitely be friends for life.
19:19Wow.
19:21That's sweet.
19:22Well, Calvin, you think about that.
19:23And when we come back, we're going to find out which one of these sincere ladies he's going
19:27to take on this date.
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21:27Welcome back to The Dating Game.
21:28I'm here with Calvin, and this is the big moment.
21:31First, who did you choose for looks, Calvin?
21:33Number two.
21:34The second lady you saw.
21:36What was it about her?
21:37The way she was dressed really, really got to me.
21:39Okay, now, who are you going to go with for personality?
21:43I think I'm going to go with Lou.
21:44Lou.
21:45So what was it about Lou?
21:47It was her statement that if we went out, we would be friends for life.
21:52And anyone who can be that up front and want to be my friend, you know, I like that.
21:57Okay, all right.
21:57Now, well, here's the big dilemma.
21:58Who are you going to take on your date?
22:00You've made your looks choice and your personality choice.
22:01If they're not the same lady, who are you taking?
22:03Uh, I think I'm going to go with my looks choice.
22:07You're going with your looks choice.
22:08Well, let's meet the lady, shall we?
22:09Come on over here.
22:11All right, Calvin, first, let's meet Lisa.
22:13Lisa, come on out here.
22:14She works for a radio station.
22:16Hi, Lisa.
22:19Oh.
22:21Okay.
22:22Thanks so much for being here.
22:23Now, let's meet Amanda.
22:25Amanda, come on out here.
22:27Oh, she's a maintenance worker.
22:29Hi, Amanda.
22:31Oh, take care.
22:33Well, you went with your looks choice and Lou was your personality choice.
22:37And you didn't see her, which means she is one and the same.
22:39Lou, come on out here.
22:41Lou, she is your perfect match.
22:45Oh, congratulations.
22:47And because she is your perfect match, you get an extra $500 spending cash for your date.
22:52Oh.
22:54I just want to say, you guys look perfect together.
22:56I mean, you guys look like you've been going out.
22:58Terrific.
22:58I think we need to find out where you guys are going on your date.
23:01So, Virginia, where are they going?
23:03Calvin, we know that you've always wanted to take a hot air balloon ride.
23:06So, you and Lou are off to soar above the beautiful desert of Scottsdale, Arizona.
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23:19First, you can explore the scenery from a hot air balloon, and then you'll be pampered at a world-class spa.
23:24Relax, and enjoy, too.
23:28Congratulations.
23:29You said you wanted to go somewhere warm.
23:30Thanks for being here.
23:32Monica and Oren, thank you so much for being here.
23:34Thanks for watching The Dating Game, and we will see you next time.
23:36Bye-bye.
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