Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 16 Doppelgangland
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00:00I guess that means you have a child opening.
00:03The necklace is a symbol of Anyanka.
00:06She's a demon that grants wishes.
00:10I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.
00:14Don't!
00:16I love this part.
00:24Somehow Cordelia's wish changed this world.
00:27If we can destroy the necklace,
00:30we'll undo the wish,
00:31rendering Anyanka mortal and powerless.
00:41Do not ask again.
00:44But, but I...
00:46Your powers were a gift of the lower beings.
00:49You have proved unworthy of them.
00:51I was robbed of them.
00:53By your carelessness.
00:55For a thousand years,
00:57I wielded the powers of the wish.
01:00I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men.
01:04I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings.
01:09I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe.
01:12And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High.
01:15I'm a mortal.
01:17I'm a mortal child.
01:22And I'm flunking math.
01:24This is no concern of ours.
01:27You will live out your mortal life and die.
01:29Give me another chance.
01:32You can fold the fabric of time,
01:33send me back to that place,
01:35and I'll change it.
01:37I won't fail again.
01:40Your time has passed.
01:42Do you have any idea how boring twelfth graders are?
01:45I'm getting my power center back.
01:47And if you won't help me,
01:50then by the pestilent gods,
01:51I will find someone who will.
01:52The washer council shrink is heavy into tests.
02:06He's got tests for everything.
02:08T.A.T.'s,
02:09Rorschach,
02:10Associate of Logic.
02:12Ugh.
02:13He even has that test to see if you're crazy
02:15that asks if you ever hear voices
02:16or if you ever wanted to be a florist.
02:18Oh, I used to want...
02:20Wait, florist means crazy, right?
02:23I never wanted to do that.
02:27Neat.
02:27Thanks.
02:29It's all about emotional control.
02:32Plus, obviously, magic.
02:35Hey, you want to go to the espresso pump
02:38and get sugared up on mochas?
02:40I'm going to pass.
02:41Hit the pool and do some laps.
02:43How come the sudden calisthenics?
02:45Aren't you sort of naturally buff-buff?
02:49Oh, buff-buff.
02:51Well, they've got us running around
02:52on the physical side, too.
02:54A lot of reflex evaluation
02:55and precision training, you know.
02:57I just...
02:58Well, I want to do better than Faith.
03:03Still very shallow.
03:06Competition is natural and healthy.
03:09Plus, you'll definitely ace her on the psych test.
03:13Just don't mark the box that says
03:14I sometimes like to kill people.
03:19I know Faith's not going to be on the cover
03:21of Saturday Fair, but...
03:24She had it rough.
03:24Different circumstances, that could be me.
03:28No way.
03:30Some people just don't have that in them.
03:34Look, I'm sorry.
03:35I know you hate talking about Faith.
03:38No, it's okay.
03:40No, really, we should just...
03:41It doesn't bother me.
03:43I mean it.
03:44Martial control?
03:58I'm working on it.
04:00It doesn't bother me.
04:01It doesn't bother me.
04:02It doesn't bother me.
04:03It doesn't bother me.
04:03It doesn't bother me.
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04:11It doesn't bother me.
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04:12It doesn't bother me.
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04:13It doesn't bother me.
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04:14It doesn't bother me.
04:14It doesn't bother me.
05:15This is a marriage made in heaven.
05:19Willow Rosenberg, despite her unsavory associations, represents the pinnacle of academic achievement at Sunnydale High.
05:30Percy West represents a devastating fast break and 50% from behind the three-point line.
05:38I'm not sure I understand the marriage part.
05:44You've got the brains. He's got the fast break.
05:48It's a perfect match.
05:50Match?
05:54You want us to breathe?
05:56I want you to tutor him.
05:59Percy is flunking history.
06:02Nothing seems to be able to motivate him.
06:06Hey, I'm challenged.
06:08You're lazy, self-involved, and spoiled. That's quite the challenge.
06:11But we need a winning year, especially after last year's debacle with the swim team.
06:18Can't have our point guard benched.
06:20So you're going to take on a little teaching job.
06:24I know how you enjoy teaching.
06:26Well, I have a lot of work of my own.
06:29You've got a letter of acceptance from every university with a stamp.
06:32Yes, but I still have classes, and I don't...
06:36Rosenberg, it's time to give something back to the community.
06:42I know you want to help your school out here.
06:46Ask me how I know.
06:48How do you...
06:49I just... know.
06:53So he threatened you?
06:55With what?
06:57Well, it wasn't exactly anything he said.
07:00It was all in his eyes.
07:03I mean, there was some nostril work as well, but mostly eyes.
07:07Snyder needs me to kick his ass.
07:09Oh, no, Buffy. Don't get in trouble. I'll be okay.
07:13I just hate the way he bullies people.
07:17He just assumes everyone's time is his.
07:20Willow, get on the computer.
07:22I want you to take another pass at accessing the mouse files.
07:25Okay.
07:28Well, that was a blast.
07:30How did it go?
07:32That's just Margaret here.
07:33A little trouble keeping up.
07:37How did it go?
07:40Faith, uh...
07:41did quite well on the obstacle field.
07:44Still a little sloppy, though.
07:46You feel up to, uh...
07:48taking Buffy out, or shall I?
07:50Oh, no, no, no, no, I'll be fine.
07:53Just, uh, give me a minute.
07:56And some defibrillators, if you're not too much trouble.
07:59You're gonna love it, Bea.
08:01It's just like fun, only boring.
08:04Faith,
08:06this evaluation is a necessary part of the council.
08:08I know.
08:09I'm on board here.
08:10Shoot my mouth off.
08:11I better change.
08:18Good luck.
08:28What you doing?
08:29I'm trying to access the mayor's personal files.
08:36Can you do that?
08:37Well, he's got some tricky barriers set up.
08:40Can you get past him?
08:44Eventually, I'll get through.
08:46That's very interesting.
08:52Yeah, I thought so, too.
08:54Are you serious about this place?
08:57Of course I am.
08:58No slayer of mine's gonna live in a fleabag hotel.
09:01That place has a very unsavory reputation.
09:04There are immoral liaisons going on there.
09:07Yeah, plus all the screwing.
09:09This place is the kick!
09:12We'll keep your old place in case you need to see your friends there,
09:14but from now on...
09:16Oh, hey, hey, hey.
09:17Shoes!
09:17Shoes!
09:21Thanks, sugar daddy.
09:22Now, Faith,
09:24I don't find that sort of thing amusing.
09:25I'm a family man.
09:29Now, let's kill your little friend.
09:33Don't worry.
09:34I wouldn't ask you to do it.
09:36Not this early in the relationship.
09:40Besides, I think a vampire attack would look less suspicious anyway.
09:44In the meantime, let's take a look at the rest of the apartment, huh?
09:48If I'm not mistaken, some lucky girl has herself a PlayStation.
09:53No way.
09:54Yes way.
10:00Hey.
10:02Oz, hi.
10:03There's something about you that's causing me to hug you.
10:06It's like I have no will of my own.
10:10Hmm.
10:11Where were you yesterday?
10:13Hmm.
10:13We got back late.
10:15Sort of very.
10:17We?
10:17Who?
10:18Where?
10:19The band.
10:20We had a gig in Monterey Sunday night.
10:23Oh.
10:24You did?
10:25How come I didn't know?
10:27I thought you did.
10:30Maybe I would have liked to go.
10:32Didn't figure you for missing school.
10:35You think I'm boring?
10:37I'd call that a radical interpretation of the text.
10:43We're playing tonight.
10:44The Bronx.
10:46I can't.
10:47I have too much homework.
10:49Can you get done early?
10:50Mm-hmm.
10:58Percy.
10:59Hey.
11:01Listen, I thought we could get together today at lunch and look over your Roosevelt paper.
11:07You know, what books you'll need and stuff.
11:09What are you talking about?
11:11Me tutoring you.
11:12Your history paper.
11:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:14Snyder said you were going to do it.
11:16He never said that.
11:19What meeting were you at?
11:20Look, I'll get the books you need.
11:24Just meet me at lunch and...
11:25No, no, no.
11:26I don't have any time at lunch.
11:27I've got to hang out.
11:29Well?
11:29What?
11:30What?
11:30You got something better to do?
11:32Just type it up and put my name on it.
11:35Oh, and don't type too good.
11:37Dead giveaway.
11:37Okay.
11:37I'm eating this now.
11:57It's not lunchtime.
11:58I don't even care.
12:01Hey.
12:01Willow.
12:02Did you remember to tape biography last Friday?
12:06Uh-huh.
12:07See?
12:08I told you.
12:09Old reliable.
12:11Oh, thanks.
12:13What?
12:14Old reliable?
12:16Yeah, great.
12:16There's a sexy nickname.
12:18Well, I didn't mean it as...
12:23No.
12:23It's fine.
12:24I'm old reliable.
12:26She just means, you know, the geyser.
12:29You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.
12:33That's old faithful.
12:35Isn't that the dog that the guy had to shoot?
12:37That's old yeller.
12:39Xander, I beg you not to help me.
12:42Well, I didn't mean it as a bad thing.
12:44I think it's good to be reliable.
12:47Well, maybe I don't want to be reliable all the time.
12:51Maybe I'm not just some doormat person.
12:56Homework gal.
12:58I'm thinking nerve strike.
13:00Maybe I'll change my look.
13:05Or cut glass.
13:07You don't know.
13:09And I'm eating this banana.
13:12Lunchtime be damned.
13:16Well, wait.
13:18I'm really sorry.
13:20I'm storming off.
13:22It doesn't really work if you come with me.
13:26Oh.
13:30Uh, Willow?
13:45Uh, hi.
13:47Anya.
13:48I'm sort of new here.
13:50Um, I know Cordelia.
13:52Oh, fun.
13:55Yeah, um, listen.
13:57I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if...
14:02Yeah, that's me.
14:03Reliable dog geyser person.
14:07What do you need?
14:08Oh, it's nothing big.
14:10Just a little spell I'm working on.
14:13A spell?
14:14Oh.
14:15I like the black arts.
14:18I just need a secondary to create a temporal fold.
14:21I heard you're a pretty powerful Wicca, so...
14:24You heard right, mister.
14:26I'm always ready to work some dark mojo.
14:29Well, so, tell me, is it dangerous?
14:34Oh, no.
14:38Well, can we pretend it is?
14:41The necklace was a family heirloom passed down for generations.
14:46And it was stolen from my mom's apartment.
14:49How does this spell work?
14:51Um, well, we both call on Eresham, the endless one.
14:58Offer up the standard supplication.
15:01Then there's a teensy temporal fold.
15:04We hope.
15:06Um, then I pour the sacred sand on the representation of the necklace,
15:11and Eresham brings it forth from the time and place it was lost.
15:15Cool.
15:17Are we ready?
15:18I think so.
15:21The child to the mother.
15:34The river to the sea.
15:37Eresham, hear my prayer.
15:38The river to the shore.
16:03The george was большое.
16:04The river to the sea.
16:04The river to the sea.
16:05that was what was that
16:25it's not here
16:27it's not here
16:30okay that's a little blacker than i like my art don't be such a wimp that that that wasn't just some
16:40temporal fold that was some weird hell place i don't think you're telling me everything
16:47i swear i am just trying to find my necklace did you try looking inside the sofa in hell
16:55look we'll just try it again and no i i think emphatically not i can't do it by myself
17:04that's a relief i'm out of here fine go idiot child
17:11i believe these chicken feet are mine
17:16look magic is dangerous on you it's it's not to be toyed with
17:24now if you'll excuse me i have someone else's homework to do
17:29nothing
17:47this is weird
17:59you know and then maybe we can get something
18:09hey come on
18:11it was good isn't it
18:13hey can you tell me i'll go right here
18:15yeah yeah
18:17thank you
18:19like right over here
18:21come on
18:37excuse me
18:38there's a chair
18:48in my head
18:50in which i used to sit
18:54i took a pencil
18:56and i wrote
18:58the following
19:00on it
19:02now
19:04there's a key
19:06where my
19:08wonderful mouth
19:10used to be
19:16dig it up
19:18throw it
19:21throw it
19:23at me
19:27i'm
19:37i'm
19:39i'm
19:41i'm
19:43i'm
19:45i'm
19:49i'm
20:01i'm
20:03rosenberg
20:06what are you doing trick-or-treating
20:08you're supposed to be at home doing my history report
20:12i flunked that class you're in big trouble with snyder
20:17till we graduate
20:19i own your ass
20:21bored now
20:29i'm having a terrible night
20:34want to make it better
20:40want to make it better
20:49what's going on
20:50is there a funny thing
20:55back off
20:57just get the hell away from her
21:00okay
21:04sander
21:08well changing the look not an idle threat with you
21:11you're alive
21:18uh
21:20well this is verging on naughty touching here
21:23don't want to fall back on bad habits hands hands in new places
21:29you're alive
21:32you mentioned that before
21:36willow you okay
21:38no
21:40everything's different
21:43there you are
21:45hey ba
21:46how did you get introduced me to your
21:48holy god you're willow
21:52you
21:54you know what
21:56i i like the look
21:57it's um
21:59it's it's extreme
22:01but it it it looks good you know it's a
22:05leather thing and uh
22:07i i said extreme already right
22:16i don't like you
22:21well i'm sorry about today
22:23you know how my foot likes to live in my mouth
22:25but you know
22:27you really didn't have to prove anything
22:33leaving now
22:35will gotta say not loving the new you
22:38well wait
22:39please get out of here
22:52Willow Rosenberg
23:02I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
23:06We won't talk
23:22You made me cranky
23:29There's been a mistake here
23:32We were sent after a human
23:34Really?
23:37Who do you work for?
23:39I'm not telling you a thing
23:41Who do you work for?
23:50Wilkins
23:52The mayor
23:54Who do you work for?
24:07You
24:08Get your friends
24:13Bring them here
24:14The world's no fun anymore
24:18We're gonna make it the way it was
24:23Sterling with the bronze
24:26Oh, Buffy
24:33I thought you were going out tonight
24:35I didn't expect
24:35What is it?
24:42This isn't real
24:49I can't feel anything
24:54Arms likes anything
24:58She was truly
25:01Finest of all of us
25:06We're better than me
25:09Much, much better
25:13It's all my fault
25:17No
25:17It's me
25:20It's me
25:22I'm the one that called her reliable
25:24She must have gone out and gotten attacked
25:27Which she never would have done
25:29If I hadn't called her reliable
25:30And now my best friend is
25:34What's going on?
25:35Geez, who died?
25:42Oh, God
25:43Who died?
25:45Back
25:45Get back
25:47Even
25:47Willow, you're alive
25:57Aren't I usually?
25:59I love you guys too
26:10Okay
26:12Oxygen becoming an issue
26:15Charles, what's going on with these?
26:22Oh
26:23Oh
26:24Sorry
26:26It's really nice that you guys missed me
26:34Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did you?
26:39Will, we saw you at the bronze
26:41A vampire
26:43I'm not a vampire
26:46You are
26:48I mean, you were
26:50Charles, planning on jumping in with an explanation anytime soon?
26:56Well, uh
26:57Something
26:58Something, um
27:00Very strange is happening
27:02Can you believe the Watchers Council let this guy go?
27:16Good day
27:17Give me a beer
27:20I do
27:22I do
27:27I'm 1120 years old
27:30Just give me a freaking beer
27:32I do
27:34Give me a Coke
27:37Man, we need a roadie
27:42Other bands are roadies
27:44Well, other bands know more than three chords
27:47Your professional bands can play
27:49About to six, sometimes seven completely different chords
27:52That's just like fruity jazz bands
27:55Us
27:57Hey, man
27:59You looking for Buffy?
28:01As always
28:02Well
28:03No exciting as of yet
28:05But I think she said she'd show
28:06That doesn't look good
28:20Everybody shut up
28:23All right
28:27Nobody cause any trouble
28:30Or try to leave
28:32And nobody gets hurt
28:35Why don't I believe him?
28:38Well, he lacks credibility
28:39Can you get out of here?
28:46Skylight and the roof
28:48I can make it
28:50I think we need some backup
28:52I think I'm needed here
28:54Ten to one
28:56Could get pointless
28:57Look
29:24Everyone's all afraid
29:27It's just like old times
29:30Get Buffy
29:36Do it now
29:39Check out your girlfriend
29:48What do you mean?
30:03Sandy?
30:03Sandy?
30:12You don't have to be afraid
30:14Just to please me
30:17If you're all good
30:21Boys and girls
30:22We'll make you young
30:24And strong
30:27Forever and ever
30:29We'll have fun
30:32If you're not
30:40If you're not
30:40No, man
30:48Questions?
30:57Comments?
30:59Willow
31:00You don't want to do this
31:03I don't
31:06But I'm so good at it
31:10I did this to you
31:17I know you
31:18You're a white hat
31:22How come you're talking to me
31:25Like we're friends
31:26Because he thinks you're someone else
31:29He thinks you're the willow
31:32That belongs in this reality
31:33Another me?
31:37You know this isn't your world, right?
31:40I mean, you know you don't belong here
31:41No
31:42This is a dumb world
31:45In my world
31:48There are people in chains
31:50And we can ride them like ponies
31:53You want to get back there?
31:57Yeah
31:58So do I
32:00This is creepy
32:06I don't like the thought
32:08That there's a vampire out there
32:10That looks like me
32:11Not looks like
32:12Is
32:13It's exactly you will
32:15Every detail
32:16Except for you're not being a dominatrix
32:19As far as we know
32:21Oh, great
32:22Me and Oz play mistress of pain every night
32:26Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
32:32Oh, yeah
32:32Buffy, hi
32:38I guess
32:41Something's happened there
32:42Willow's dead
32:48Hey, Willow
32:53Wait a second
32:58We're right there with you, buddy
33:02We saw her too
33:03At the bronze
33:04Okay
33:07She's there now
33:09With a cadre of vampires
33:10Looking to party
33:11Can we figure out who she is
33:14After we stop the feeding frenzy?
33:17None of them were there
33:18Eight or ten
33:19Should we call Faith?
33:20No
33:20I don't want her in combat yet
33:22Not around civilians
33:23Here, here
33:24Guys
33:24What are we going to do with me?
33:29The other me?
33:32I don't know
33:36Well, I mean
33:37We just have to stop them
33:39I get that
33:41I just kind of wanted to know
33:43Oh
33:45Hey, go
33:47Go, I'll catch up
33:48Alone at last
34:02Well, look at me
34:15I'm all fuzzy
34:17What do I want with you?
34:22Your little school friend Anya said that you're the one that brought me here
34:26She said that you could get me back to my world
34:32Oh
34:33Oh
34:35Oops
34:36But I don't know
34:39I kind of like the idea of the two of us
34:44We could be quite a team
34:50If you came around to my way of thinking
34:53Would that mean we have to snuggle?
34:59What do you say?
35:00Want to be back?
35:10This just can't get more disturbing
35:12No more
35:16You're really starting to freak me out
35:18You're the one I'll play
35:31Guess I can't force you
35:34Wait
35:38I can't
35:42Bitch
35:46It's extraordinary
35:57It's horrible
36:00That's me as a vampire
36:02I'm so evil and skanky
36:06And I think I'm kind of gay
36:08Well, I'll just remember a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person that was
36:14Well, actually
36:16It's a good point
36:20So, uh, what do we do now?
36:23We still have to go to the bronze
36:24Well, even if they're supposed to wait for her, they may start feeding
36:27Vampire's not notoriously reliable
36:30So we charge in?
36:32Much in the style of John Wayne?
36:34A high casualty risk
36:36Well, I haven't any other plan, though
36:39Uh
36:39I have a really bad idea
36:42They're still in the holding pattern
36:53That's good
36:54It means they must really be afraid of you
36:56Who wouldn't be?
37:01Are you okay in that?
37:03It's a little binding
37:05I guess vampires really don't have to breathe
37:10Gosh, look at those
37:13Um, Willow, you, you, uh, you go in
37:18And, uh, defuse the situation as best you can
37:21At least try and get some of them to come out
37:23And even up the odds of it
37:25First time of trouble, you give us a signal
37:27We come in hard and fast
37:28What is the signal?
37:31We screaming
37:32Giles, you and Xander wait by the back entrance
37:35Look
37:36Are you sure you're up to this?
37:40Don't worry
37:40I won't do anything that could be interpreted as rape
37:43I'll be right outside
37:45Hi, I'm back
38:12Did you find the girl?
38:27Yep, I did
38:28Where is she?
38:34I killed her
38:35And sucked her blood
38:38As we vampires do
38:42You know, I think maybe I heard something out there
38:53Why don't you go check
38:54Pat, how could you kill her?
39:09She was our best shot at getting your world back
39:12I don't like that you dare question me
39:17Maybe I'll have my minions take you out back
39:21And kill you horribly
39:23Vampires
39:26I'm always thinking with your teeth
39:28She bothered me
39:30She's so weak and accommodating
39:34She's always letting people walk all over her
39:40And then she gets cranky with her friends for no reason
39:44I just couldn't let her live
39:47You know, he's been gone for a while
39:52Why don't you go check on him?
39:57Well, boss
39:58Since that plan is out
40:00Why don't we get with the killing?
40:04Oh, this is like a nightmare
40:29Hello
40:32Giles
40:34Wesley?
40:38I just happened to stop by
40:43For books
40:45Hey, you
40:50Hey, me
40:53Hey, me what?
40:56I have a name you know
40:57Uh, Cordelia
41:00What did you do?
41:03Lock yourself in the book cage?
41:07Yeah
41:08Let me out
41:10Because I'm so helpless
41:14Okay
41:18I think Giles keeps a spare
41:22How'd you manage to lock yourself in anyway?
41:27Uh, I was looking at books
41:30I like books
41:32Cause I'm shy
41:36Yeah, right
41:38The famous shy girl act
41:39All the boys fall for
41:41Open the cage
41:43Wait
41:52It occurs to me
41:55That we've never really had the opportunity to talk
41:57You know, woman to woman
42:00With you locked up
42:02Don't want to talk
42:04Hungry
42:04What could we talk about?
42:09Hey
42:10How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?
42:16I don't know if I feel like killing anymore
42:20I'm so bored
42:23It would be like
42:32Shooting fish in a barrel
42:34Where's the fun?
42:37With all due respect, boss
42:39The fun
42:40Would be the eating
42:42Maybe we should let everyone go
42:47And give them a 30-second head start
42:49Wait a minute
42:52No
42:53I like my plan
42:55Oh
42:56Nice try
42:57Okay
42:58Let's get to the killing
43:00Why don't we start with her?
43:02Why don't we start with you?
43:03If she's a vampire
43:05Then I'm the creature from the Black Lagoon
43:07And
43:09Okay
43:10It isn't even like I was that attracted to Xander
43:13It was more just that we kept being
43:16Put in these life or death situations
43:19And that's always all sexy and stuff
43:22I mean, I more or less knew he was a loser
43:27But that doesn't make it okay for you to come around and
43:31What?
43:35Do I have something on my neck?
43:38Not yet
43:39Am I getting a zit?
43:43Cordelia
43:43I'm very sorry
43:47I realized I was wrong
43:50I'll never steal your boyfriend again
43:53Like you could
43:56I should just leave you in there
43:59But I'm a great humanitarian
44:01And you will just have to think of a way to pay me back sometime
44:06Okay
44:12How about dinner?
44:20I want you to have Xander
44:34My blessings on you both
44:36I'm so over him
44:38I need fresh blood
44:42No more hiding
44:57Back, creature of the night
45:01Leave this place
45:03Don't wanna
45:06Whatever
45:14Whatever
45:15I'm sorry
45:29No, no, no
45:30A little on edge
45:33You know
45:34Men in combat
45:36Are you alright?
45:40You saved my life
45:42Thank you
45:44Yes
45:46Yes
45:49What's that?
45:55Willow
45:56They got Willow
45:58So are you doing anything tonight?
46:04I'm just so tired of being around human beings and all their baggage
46:10I don't care if I ever get my powers back
46:12I think he should eat you
46:16This girl has a history of mental problems
46:22Dating back to early childhood
46:24I'm a blood-sucking fiend
46:26Look at my outfit
46:28A human
46:29I should have smelled it right away
46:32A human?
46:34Oh yeah
46:35Could a human do this?
46:37Sure
46:42Yeah
46:42Yeah
46:42Yeah, I think
46:43She needs to do that
46:44Yeah
46:44Get out
47:01Ow, ow, ow
47:04Happy but ow
47:05Daddy, come on
47:20No more struggles?
47:30No more struggles?
47:30No more struggles?,
47:43Help me
47:47Help me
47:50You
47:51Come on
47:52Grade
47:54Let's go.
48:24Let's go.
48:54Nice reflexes.
48:59Well, I work out.
49:03This world's no fun.
49:08You notice that too?
49:09So, um, in your reality, I'm like this badass vampire, huh?
49:26People afraid of me?
49:27Oh, yeah.
49:32I'm bad.
49:33I'm not sure about releasing this thing into the wild, Will.
49:43It is a demon.
49:45I just can't kill her.
49:47I mean, I know she's not me.
49:56We have a big nothing in common, but still, there but for the grace of getting bit.
50:04We send her back to her world, and she stands a chance.
50:10It's the way it should be anyway.
50:14We're about ready here.
50:15Don't you try any tricks now, dear?
50:27I don't need tricks.
50:28When I get my powers back, you will all grovel before me.
50:35Yes, sir.
50:37If you, uh, Willows would like to, uh, complete the circle.
50:43Good luck.
50:50Try not to kill people.
51:00Hands!
51:01Hands!
51:01Hands!
51:13Hands!
51:35You wanna go out tonight?
51:38Strangely, I feel like staying at home.
51:41And doing my homework.
51:43and flossing, and dying a virgin.
51:48You know, you can OD on virtue.
51:51Between me and my evil self, I have double guilt coupons.
51:56I see now where the path of vice leads.
52:00She messed up everything she touched.
52:04I don't ever want to be like that.
52:07Hey. Oh, hi.
52:10Listen, I didn't have a chance.
52:13Okay, so I did the outline of the paper on Roosevelt.
52:18It turns out there were two President Roosevelt,
52:20so I didn't know exactly which one to do.
52:23So I did both.
52:25And I know they're kind of short, but I can flesh them out.
52:30Oh, and here's the bibliography.
52:33And I can retype that if you want.
52:37You just let me know what I did wrong, and I'll get on.
52:54You want to go out tonight?
52:56That ain't sound good.
53:07The
53:12The
53:14The
53:18The
53:24The
53:26Grr! Arrgh!