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00:00Hey!
00:30Everything OK?
00:32Bit better.
00:34Some of the bag?
00:35Just leave it, Todd.
00:37All right. I'm just checking you're all right.
00:40Sorry.
00:42Danielle's told me to leave. She's kicked me out.
00:45Seriously?
00:46Seems so.
00:48Doesn't want me around her and other kids.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:52If there's anything I can do...
00:54I don't think that's a good idea.
00:58Where are you going to go?
01:00I don't know.
01:02I saw something.
01:05Look, I'd better get back to you.
01:07Yeah, of course.
01:08Let me know if I can help.
01:11I'll be fine.
01:13The increased levels of Frankie's neutrophils do indicate there are signs of engraftment.
01:25OK, so that's a good thing, yeah?
01:27The increased levels of Frankie's neutrophils do indicate there are signs of engraftment.
01:38Right, okay, so that's a good thing, yeah?
01:41It shows us that the transplant is working.
01:44Does that mean that I can take him home now?
01:47Not immediately, no. First, we need his levels to continue to increase,
01:51whilst making sure he steers clear from infection.
01:53Right, sorry.
01:56So, I can stay with him?
01:59Sore throat?
02:00No, I've just got a cough, that's all.
02:02Look, I must remind you of the importance of minimising the risk of Frankie getting any infection.
02:07Yeah, no, no. Full Covid, clean hands, face mask and that.
02:11If we can keep him clear from infection, you should have him home in no time.
02:14Yeah, fingers crossed.
02:21That mail for Frankie? For Frankie?
02:25That's what it says.
02:33Sorry, I've got to go, but I'll get Helen to come and sit with me until I get back.
02:37Yeah?
02:38Okay. Everything okay?
02:40Yeah, everything's fine. All wrong.
02:46Hi.
02:49Unless you've come to tell me that you and Theo have come clean to his missus and that she's off my back,
02:54then I don't want to hear it because I'm up to me eyeballs in it.
02:57She's chucked him out.
02:59What? Why?
03:00Actually, you know what? Don't tell me. The less I know, the better.
03:03I thought I'd better give you these back.
03:05I'm sorry for, you know, we shouldn't have been using your place as a hotel or whatever.
03:12No. You shouldn't have used me as a pawn in your pursuit of a married man, Todd. It's not on.
03:16I know it's not. I was out of order. But I really liked him and I suppose I thought that maybe there was something special there.
03:25Oh, no. I am sorry it didn't work out.
03:29Sorry.
03:30For what? The lies? Your wife? Or the fact that you skyve enough work?
03:34Well, erm...
03:36What works?
03:37Done.
03:39Er...
03:40For now. And, erm...
03:42You know, I'm sorry I am about everything, so I can't apologise enough.
03:48No, you can't. What do you want?
03:52I was hoping to have a word, if that's okay.
03:55Erm, yeah, of course.
03:58Erm...
03:59Can we go somewhere?
04:05The cafe?
04:06Oh, right, fine. Just...
04:08stay here.
04:09Figure out whatever it is you need to...
04:11figure out.
04:12And I will go to the cafe, but honestly, this is the last time that I get involved, okay?
04:16Thanks.
04:17Don't say thanks. Just sort it.
04:19Okay, erm...
04:21Abby and Roy's.
04:22Can you just drop these off when you're done?
04:24Ooh!
04:25Right, come on then. Spill the beans.
04:29Wham!
04:30So, it looks like our Dom, right, has got little old money banks right where he wants her.
04:42Yes!
04:43She's just through there.
04:44Ow!
04:45Shut up, she can't hear me.
04:46Would you please? Please keep your voice down.
04:47Right, so anyway.
04:48It looks like she's on board with the investment, okay?
04:51So she's been asking about particulars, erm, risks, returns, erm, diversification, right?
04:57So I've been online all morning trying to look for jargon to answer her questions, you know?
05:03You really think she's going to do this?
05:05Surely not.
05:06Surely, yes.
05:07I reckon by the end of today, she'll have asked for Dom's sort code and account number.
05:12Daisy, you have a visitor.
05:14Here, give me them.
05:15And hurry up.
05:16I need help changing the barrels.
05:17Excuse me, Dom!
05:19Oh, right.
05:22Well, I shall leave you to it.
05:25Mwah!
05:26Christina.
05:27What's up?
05:30Nothing.
05:32You sure?
05:34Yeah.
05:35How's Bertie?
05:36How was it getting him in?
05:38Yeah, good.
05:39Practically ran into school, couldn't wait to see his mates.
05:41Struggled to keep up with him, actually.
05:43Oh, cute.
05:44Yeah, he is.
05:45I was thinking the three of us could have tea tonight.
05:48Just wanted to check you didn't have any other plans first.
05:51Er, no.
05:52Sounds nice.
05:54Your mum disappeared quite sharpish.
05:57Was I interrupting something?
05:59No, she was actually just telling me that I might be coming into some money.
06:05Oh, yeah?
06:06Hmm?
06:07This aunt that I can't really remember, she's moving into a smaller place.
06:12Apparently she wants to help us all out.
06:14I don't think it's going to be loads, but...
06:18It'll be enough.
06:20Enough for what?
06:24For a fresh start.
06:26Away from here.
06:27Here?
06:29You were going to buy this place not too long ago.
06:32Yes, and then Jenny stabbed me in the back.
06:34Have you told her you know about the money?
06:36Well, she hasn't set out, so why should I?
06:40I just...
06:42I don't feel comfortable here anymore.
06:44Daniel, I want out.
06:48I can't just up and leave.
06:50Bertie's settled at school and my dad's not doing too good.
06:54He needs me now more than ever.
06:56My family need me.
06:58Right.
07:00Right, it's just...
07:02You were ready to move to London with Bethany not too long ago.
07:06That was different.
07:07How?
07:08That was planned.
07:09This is out of the blue.
07:11It's not.
07:12It's really not.
07:13You know what I've been thinking about moving away.
07:15That au pair job in Paris when I was...
07:21I just want a peaceful life.
07:24For me, for you, for Bertie.
07:28Away from all this misery and bitterness.
07:31Just...
07:32Just please think about it.
07:33Please.
07:36Daisy!
07:37Yeah?
07:38A hand with this barrel, please?
07:40Better get back to it.
07:41Daisy!
07:42Yes, I'm coming.
07:48Morning all.
07:50He comes bearing gifts.
07:52What is it?
07:53What we have here is the potential makings of a spectacular
07:57packed lunch for our little trip today.
07:59Good all your faves.
08:00Good morning, Brian.
08:01Good morning, Julie.
08:02Spectacular, my eye.
08:04What is spectacular about malted milk?
08:06It's up for you, the dummy.
08:07Anyone fancy a brew?
08:08No?
08:09Trust me, then.
08:10Water biscuits.
08:11Oh, they're like carbons.
08:12Lucky they're not for you, then.
08:14Well, let's see what else we've got.
08:16Oi, be careful.
08:18Everything okay?
08:19Yeah, I'm fine.
08:20I'll have a brew if you're making one.
08:21Coming up.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Are you sure you're up for this?
08:24I know you've got plans, but you could always have your picnic in front of the TV.
08:26No, I'm fine.
08:27Just come and help me get ready.
08:28Brian, put all of this in Tupperware.
08:29We don't want to be taking plastic into the countryside.
08:30Well, Eileen's right.
08:31If you're not feeling up to it, we don't have to go.
08:32Well, what about all those people planning to come along?
08:33I'm not going to let them down.
08:34We won't be letting anyone down.
08:35No, too right.
08:36I won't.
08:37I won't.
08:38We'll help you get some slap on.
08:39Here we go.
08:40Here's your ti...
08:41Oh.
08:42Do you want this, Brian?
08:44I can't bear to see you struggling.
08:45No, I don't want to be taking plastic into the countryside.
08:47I don't want to be taking plastic into the countryside.
08:49Well, Eileen's right.
08:50If you're not feeling up to it, we don't have to go.
08:51Well, what about all those people planning to come along?
08:52I'm not going to let them down.
08:53We won't be letting anyone down.
08:54No, too right.
08:55I won't.
08:56We'll help you get some slap on.
08:57Here we go.
08:58Where's your ti...
08:59Oh.
09:00Do you want this, Brian?
09:02I can't bear to see you struggling.
09:05No, I know.
09:06I know.
09:07Lucky she's got a family around to support her, eh?
09:10I should be supporting her.
09:12Looking after her, you know.
09:14By her side, close by.
09:17Not sure now's the time for all that stuff playing.
09:21Don't you think she's got enough on her plate?
09:24But I still have a deep love for her.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Yeah, I understand that.
09:30But...
09:32It's down a new relationship.
09:34When she's, erm...
09:36You know...
09:37At the end.
09:39Surely that's a pain you can both do without.
09:43I don't know what she's telling them.
09:46Well, whatever she says, they'll hate me.
09:48They'll be upset, but they're not going to hate you.
09:50And given time, they'll come to terms with it.
09:52I've broken my family, Todd.
09:53Don't you understand?
09:54I don't think...
09:55Or are you just happy because you think this leaves the door open for you now?
09:57I am not jumping with joy about any of this.
09:59I just think now might be your time to be honest.
10:01Honest?
10:02Your family deserve it.
10:03I deserve it.
10:04Oh, no, I can't deal with this.
10:06Where are you going?
10:07You...
10:08Wanted to talk to me?
10:09Yeah, maybe I was wrong.
10:10I've got some stuff to pack up here, and then...
10:12Then I've got to try and fix my life at home.
10:14So I haven't got time for this.
10:16I'll see you around.
10:18So that's it?
10:19What?
10:20Us!
10:21That's...
10:22It.
10:23Is it?
10:28Hey!
10:30Oh!
10:31Careful!
10:32I am so glad you're home.
10:33Yeah, so am I.
10:34I missed you so much.
10:35Missed you too.
10:36Here, just give us a hand with this one before I drop it.
10:38Oh!
10:39It's all stuff from the market when they were closing the stalls.
10:42It's like a free-for-all.
10:43Fancy cheeses, posh sausages.
10:45Stuff they can't sell on.
10:47Oh, well, get that cheese away from me.
10:49It stinks before I throw up.
10:51It all needs to be eaten pretty soon,
10:53and these sausages have been sweating in the van a bit,
10:55but I think they're all right.
10:56Oh, well, you'll have to eat it.
10:57The kids won't, and I'm right off me food.
11:01Why?
11:02What's up?
11:03Are you feeling OK?
11:05I messed up, Chez.
11:07Big time.
11:08How do you mean you messed up?
11:10I've got myself in loads of trouble, and I don't know how to get out of it.
11:13What kind of trouble?
11:15With Mick and that loo.
11:17Gemma, what did I tell you about then?
11:19I know, I know, I should have listened to you.
11:21But I was just...
11:22I was trying to help, and I didn't mean for it to just...
11:25All right, all right, try not to worry.
11:28Whatever it is, I'm sure we can sort it out.
11:31Come here.
11:34Would you like coffee, please, Roy, and a slice of carrot cake?
11:37Is that to take away or to...?
11:40Hey, Kit.
11:41Ah, didn't see you there.
11:44Come and sit with me if you want.
11:45I mean, obviously, you don't have to.
11:48Oh, yeah, erm, I'll have it to stay.
11:56How are you doing?
11:57Yeah, good.
11:58Yeah, good.
12:00Listen, erm, I just want to say I'm sorry about the other night.
12:03I didn't mean to mess you around.
12:05You sure about that?
12:06Wasn't the first time, was it?
12:08Well, I promise.
12:09I've told Todd he needs to sort his own mess out from now on.
12:12Yeah, I've heard that before.
12:14Honestly.
12:15Look, it's sorted.
12:18Listen, why don't we pick up where we left off?
12:22Mmm, I'm not sure.
12:23Please.
12:24I won't make it up to you.
12:26Well, in that case...
12:30Where is he, then?
12:31Where are you hiding him?
12:32No doubt he came running to you with his tail between your legs.
12:34Do you know what, Roy?
12:35Make that to go, mate.
12:36Oh, Kit, no, please.
12:38You'd better answer me.
12:39Where is he?
12:40What do you not understand?
12:41I have had nothing to do with your fella.
12:43Pull the other one.
12:44I know your type.
12:45My type?
12:46Mm-hm.
12:47And what's that, then?
12:48The type that goes shouting her mouth off
12:49without having a clue what she's talking about?
12:51I've got a clue.
12:52Trust me.
12:53I've got more than a clue.
12:54Well, then, take it somewhere else
12:55and stay away from me and my son.
12:56Do you understand me?
12:58Not that it's any of my business,
12:59but Sarah hardly knows your husband.
13:01I mean, he's only working the scaffolding at your place, isn't he?
13:04Yeah.
13:05So why don't you go and marry his busy mate, Todd?
13:07Surely he knows what's going on.
13:09If there is anything going on, of course.
13:16I'm just going round and round in circles,
13:29and there's no point if we can't at least be honest with ourselves.
13:31I've too much to lose, Todd.
13:33I can't just come out and think everything will be all right
13:35and everyone will still be there.
13:36I'll be there!
13:40I'm finished here today,
13:43so I shouldn't have to come round here any more.
13:46So let's just, you know, try and keep up each other's way.
13:50If that's what you want.
13:55But I don't think it is.
13:58And no matter how much we avoid
14:00and pretend we don't want each other,
14:04it won't go away.
14:08You do know that.
14:10Don't you?
14:11And he's just so attentive.
14:16I really have found my one, I think.
14:20Thanks, love.
14:21How would you know if he's attentive?
14:23You've met him once.
14:24Well, you know, he's just like texting.
14:26He always texts morning gorgeous in the morning
14:28and sweet dreams, sweetheart at night.
14:30Yeah, he just pays me a lot of attention and I like it.
14:33It's been a while.
14:34Well, as long as he makes you happy.
14:37He does.
14:38He really does.
14:43Psst!
14:46What's Miss Mockins doing?
14:47She's busy.
14:48What do you want?
14:49Oh, sorry.
14:50Thought you might want to hear the news,
14:51but no, go on, I'll leave you to it.
14:52No, no, no.
14:53What news?
14:55She wants in.
14:56She's bit.
14:57She wants to know where to sign.
14:58No.
14:59Yes!
15:00Yes!
15:01I told you we'd get her.
15:02Well, we haven't got anything yet.
15:03Money's going to be in the account by the end of the week,
15:05she's texted.
15:06Got to move a few things around, she says, but...
15:08OK.
15:10OK, well, then that gives me till the end of the week
15:11to get out of here.
15:13Get out of here?
15:14What do you mean?
15:15Well, I can't exactly hang around with all that cash in my pocket,
15:17can I?
15:18Well, don't keep it in your pocket then,
15:19get it spent.
15:20That's what I'm going to do.
15:21And then she threw her dye all over her.
15:32Over Maria or Audrey?
15:33Oh, just Maria, thankfully.
15:35I told you not to get involved.
15:37That's not helping, Chase.
15:39I know, I'm sorry.
15:42She wasn't even bothered when she found out about Mick doing shawning.
15:46She said if Mick had it in for him then he probably had it come in.
15:50And then I went and gave him an alibi.
15:53What have I done?
15:54Stop stressing.
15:55It won't help anything.
15:56And now Sean, he wants nothing to do with me.
15:59He thinks I only asked him to change his statement
16:01cos I'm besties with him, but I'm not.
16:02I was just looking out for him.
16:04I shouldn't have opened my mouth.
16:06You're going to scold yourself?
16:07Let me do it.
16:08He's a nasty piece of work, that Mick.
16:10I thought we were staying clear of him.
16:12Keep our heads down.
16:13I know.
16:14I tried, I promise.
16:16It's just...
16:17It's just what?
16:19He cornered me at the back of the Rovers the other day.
16:23He kept going on and on about me, sticking to the alibi.
16:28He proper scared me, Chasey, threatened the kids.
16:31So, tell me what you want.
16:34What you really, really want.
16:35I want it.
16:36I want it.
16:37What, what, what?
16:38What do you want?
16:39We want our next round, please.
16:42Right, that is added to the playlist.
16:45Yes.
16:46Any more?
16:47Oh!
16:48We need a bit of Stansfield.
16:49Oh, yeah, Mary.
16:50Oh, I love Lisa.
16:52Been around the world and I...
16:54Listen, everybody.
16:55Listen.
16:56Sure, she's got an update for you.
16:57Just spoken to the driver.
16:59Minibus is packed in.
17:00Stuck on the M62, waiting for someone to recover him.
17:03No.
17:04Has he sent in another one?
17:05I don't know.
17:06It'd be a waste of a day if we don't get going soon.
17:08Well, this should have been an hour ago.
17:11Maybe it's for the best.
17:13Are you okay?
17:14Do you want me to get your mask?
17:15No, no, no, she's all dozed up.
17:16Here we go.
17:17One for the road.
17:18Oh!
17:19I'm not sure I'm up for this.
17:21We're going out, you know.
17:23Oh, I feel terrible for dragging everyone here.
17:26I just...
17:27I don't know if I can manage it.
17:29Oh, no, that's okay, Julie.
17:31Yeah, don't worry about us.
17:33Today's about you.
17:34I can take you back if you're not feeling great.
17:36Oh, no, no.
17:37It's boring there.
17:38Thanks very much.
17:39No, I want to stay here.
17:41With my friends.
17:43With laughter.
17:44With love.
17:45With you.
17:46And I want to be with you.
17:48Right here.
17:49By your side, forever.
17:51I know there's not long.
17:52I know there's not long.
17:54But I want to be with you every step, every heartbeat, every...
18:02I had everything under control.
18:04That's all you said.
18:05Yes.
18:06Well, I didn't need you to come in and save the day or whatever that was you were doing.
18:10I was trying to help.
18:11Yeah.
18:12What?
18:13By grassing Todd up?
18:14You said you weren't going to get involved in his mess anymore.
18:16In fact, you promised.
18:17I know I did.
18:18But now you've stuck your nose in.
18:19I think you made it worse.
18:20Well, it got off your back, didn't it?
18:22Yeah, I suppose.
18:23Right, so whatever happens now, it's nothing to do with you.
18:25You worry-free.
18:26Yeah, right.
18:27Look, what's done is done.
18:29Do you want to dwell on it and get yourself involved again?
18:32Or do you want to hang around with me and go for that drink?
18:35I want to hang around with you and have a drink, of course.
18:39Good.
18:41Oh, I've got karaoke on.
18:44Is that what it is?
18:45Yeah.
18:46I'll hardly have a quiet drink in there, can we?
18:48That way.
18:49You could always join, eh?
18:51Do a duet.
18:52Oh, not a chance.
18:53Good.
18:54Yeah, I bet you are.
18:55Um, good bistro if you fancy it.
18:57I'll find a quiet little table there somewhere.
18:59Come on, then.
19:00Before my ears start to bleed.
19:25What's with the mask?
19:26You've had your jabs, haven't you?
19:27Yeah.
19:28Can't worry if you're frantic.
19:29Can't hear a word you're saying.
19:30Take it off.
19:31Let me see me gorgeous little girl.
19:32There you go.
19:33There she is.
19:34Beautiful.
19:35Beautiful.
19:36Beautiful.
19:37Beautiful.
19:38Beautiful.
19:39Beautiful.
19:41I haven't half missed you.
19:43I haven't half missed you.
19:44Yeah.
19:45They just swore her, they saw her.
19:47Can't hear a word you're saying.
19:48Take it off.
19:49Let me see me gorgeous little girl.
19:51Here we go.
19:52There you go. There she is.
20:02Beautiful.
20:07I haven't half missed you.
20:12They just want her! They just want her!
20:15Here you go! Girls! They just want her!
20:18You should have asked me before letting them run riot with that thing.
20:22The karaoke machine is just a bit of fun.
20:25Not when you're sober, it's not.
20:27Next time, ask my permission, please.
20:29I did ask you, but you were out back on your phone.
20:32How is Dom?
20:34Yeah, he's great. I'll be back in a minute.
20:37Don't let it get any louder.
20:40But are you sure you can handle it?
20:43It's only when it gets worse. I am.
20:46It's not all going to be knees-upping for karaoke's.
20:49I just want you. All of you. Warts and all.
20:53She's got plenty of them.
20:55Shut up, you! I have not.
20:57You, Julie Marie Carper, the love of my life.
21:02Until the time comes,
21:04I want to stay by your side.
21:08Come wind, rain, sleet, snow, sunshine...
21:12I am going nowhere.
21:13That's so lovely.
21:16Isn't that lovely, George?
21:19Yeah, I suppose so.
21:20Right, next up, we've got the star of the show.
21:22Julie, it's your turn.
21:24Let's hear it for Julie!
21:26Yay!
21:28There we go.
21:29Good time.
21:33Thanks for your concern earlier.
21:35I can assure you I know what I'm doing.
21:37Whatever the risks, it's worth it.
21:39Ryan!
21:40Yes, my love?
21:41Come on, let's do a duet.
21:42Oh, OK.
21:44You don't bring me flowers, Neil, Dad.
21:48Concerns?
21:50What's that?
21:51What concerns were you talking about with Brian?
22:07Danielle, I can explain.
22:11Please.
22:12Ruthiston.
22:26I mean, this isn't...
22:27Our whole life is one big lie!
22:30No!
22:31No, I'm married to you.
22:32OK?
22:33Me and Todd, this isn't what you think...
22:35She's not blind!
22:36You're not just stupid!
22:37You stupid, gullible cow.
22:39No, stop.
22:40Right under me nose.
22:41Oh, I bet you've been having a right laugh, haven't you?
22:43Not once!
22:44I've been in bits.
22:45Do you know?
22:46I've been driving myself demented.
22:49Blonde.
22:50Brunette.
22:51Better boobs than me.
22:53I didn't see this coming.
22:55I did not see this coming!
22:56Oh, love!
22:57Please!
22:58I'm not your love!
22:59Your love's over there, reeking of your aftershave.
23:02Everything's alive!
23:03It's not true!
23:04No, where are you going?
23:05Please, can I come with you?
23:07No, you stay here with your boyfriend.
23:09And don't you dare follow me.
23:11Did you set this up?
23:12It's great to see a princess.
23:13Like I was ever your princess.
23:14You were to me.
23:15Nope.
23:16I was a child benefit check.
23:17With a dirty neck scared at school.
23:18Kids can be cruel.
23:19Your old parents can be rubbish and all.
23:20Look, if I had my time again, there's a lot I'd do different.
23:21If I'm a man enough to admit it.
23:30What?
23:31check with a dirty neck scared at school. Kids can be cruel. Your parents can be
23:35rubbish and all. Look, if I had my time again there's a lot I'd do different. I'm
23:42man enough to admit it. What?
23:49What? That you'd pimp me out to your mate? Overactive imagination. That's your trouble.
23:58No, I'm not imagining it. I was 11. I was in that filthy flight in Burnage. Look if my mate's got a bit handsy. I'm sorry about that kid.
24:09Yeah, well you're in prison now anyway so at least that's something. You've just come to have a go at me? I sent out Frankie a kangaroo. I bet he loves that little Joey in the pouch.
24:20Yeah. All received. I sent it to the baby bank. Great. Some Albanian kid's gonna get it.
24:31You ungrateful cow. You know I look at Frankie and I see all the things I missed out on.
24:39Which is pretty much everything, by the way. Being skint is a crime. I'm not talking about being skint. I'm talking about the little things. Like the fact that you and mum, you never read me a bedtime story. Like never.
24:50Breaking news. I'm not perfect. I did me best.
24:53You did your best. All your money went on booze and fags.
24:59To a jury. If I were that terrible, I don't know why you bothered coming.
25:07To tell you to your face that I don't want you anywhere near Frankie.
25:14How could you think for a nanosecond that I helped set that up?
25:17You have put a bomb under my life. I had no idea that Danielle was coming.
25:22Well, maybe you got Siri to do your dirty work for you, did you?
25:24No! I'll call her now. Put her on speakerphone.
25:27No, don't bother, man. You have to believe me. I will talk to her.
25:31Don't talk to her. I'll talk to her. What if Dan had had the kids with her?
25:33Good thing she didn't. Yeah, but what if she had?
25:35Then it would have been a thousand times worse, I suppose. Why is this a trick question?
25:39Don't leave like this, please. I need to speak to my wife.
25:42I get why you're lashing out, okay? And that's fine.
25:45My wife has had the shock of her life, and I'm going to go to her.
25:53You're going to deprive him of her loving grandad.
25:56I'm going to keep him away from her ass, he's pervert.
25:58You're a walking disaster.
26:00What was that?
26:01There's no way you can raise a kid.
26:04No, you're wrong.
26:08You're wrong because I'm not like you.
26:11You'll have a proper routine.
26:13You'll have a bath and a story every night before bed.
26:15He'll eat well.
26:17He'll have combed hair.
26:20And he'll have a clean neck.
26:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:23Until the novelty wears off.
26:27You do know I'm probably not your dad.
26:29We never bothered with the DNA around.
26:33Well, that'd make my day that.
26:34Oh, think what you like.
26:36That waste of organs known as your mother.
26:38Always reckoned your dad was that shaking Stevens lookalikey.
26:42On the waltzes at Withy Fair.
26:44I'd check him out.
26:45You might be able to rinse him.
26:47Nah, biology's irrelevant.
26:50I'm building a family.
26:53I've got friends that have got my back now.
26:55I'm tearing up.
26:58Yeah, you should be.
27:10Barry's.
27:10You've got no idea what you've missed out on.
27:22Come on, ladies.
27:23Let's get this show on the road.
27:24Oh, shh.
27:24I'm going to look at you so much.
27:26Hey, just been talking to Dad about me and thee.
27:30Don't look so worried.
27:31Well, he's not going to want you to go, is he?
27:34Not really.
27:35Okay, so he's not exactly spinning cartwheels.
27:38Not with his hips.
27:39But,
27:41we've got his blessing.
27:43We can go wherever we like.
27:44Really?
27:45He also noted that you've always been brilliant with,
27:48and completely devoted to,
27:50Bertie Wester.
27:51Oh.
27:53Well, that's nice.
27:54And true.
27:56Do you know what I said?
27:58No.
27:58And am I going to need a dictionary?
28:01I said that Daisy is the love of my life.
28:05Bet you are.
28:11That's nice.
28:12I'll text him.
28:12Will he mind?
28:13No, no.
28:14He'd love that.
28:15And you did mention that we're keeping this on the down low.
28:18Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
28:19No need to worry about that.
28:20The man's a fault.
28:22Pint, please.
28:23Pint, please.
28:24I've said I'm sorry.
28:25Put me in the stocks if it makes you feel any better.
28:29If Brian had listened to you, my Julie might have died with a broken heart.
28:32Well, it's a good job Brian didn't take a blind bit of notice of me then, innit?
28:35You just don't get it, do you?
28:36You're just glad you're off the hook.
28:37Oh, I got it wrong.
28:39I got it horribly wrong.
28:41I was just worried that Brian was setting himself up for a devastating loss, that's all.
28:46I've seen it too many times, Eileen.
28:48Devastated partners, unable to carry on.
28:51Occupational hazard, I suppose.
28:53I just wanted Brian to know what was down the line.
28:57Well, for Julie's sake.
28:59Can we keep this in the hearing now, please?
29:02I'm sorry I had to get off before this call's just come on.
29:18You do sound quite sniffly.
29:20Yeah.
29:21Defoe coming down with something.
29:23It's like a flaming tap.
29:27I just can't believe this.
29:28I mean, Frankie, I don't want him catching it.
29:30Well, he is very vulnerable, infection-wise.
29:33Yeah.
29:34I know.
29:36That's it then, innit?
29:37I can't go in, I'm not risking it.
29:39Well, it's your call, Lauren, but I think you're being very wise.
29:42Not really.
29:43I picked smoke from outside when I should have been here looking after me kid.
29:47Anyway, ignore me.
29:49Just give him a big squeeze from here.
29:52Squeeze that little mic till the cows come home.
29:55Yeah.
29:56You know.
29:57You're left.
30:04Just ring me.
30:06Or text, anything.
30:07Just let me know you're okay.
30:11I can't help me psyche it, but any second now you're going to go over to Todd
30:15and get dragged even deeper into his car crash of a love life.
30:18Well, I'm Simon Jack Jones.
30:22Your psychic pals are terrible.
30:23He's on his way over here.
30:25Here you go.
30:26I think you know where you can stick them.
30:27Hey.
30:28Did you tell Danielle that we were at the factory?
30:30No.
30:31Then how else did she know that we were there?
30:32You need to make it clear to Theo that I had nothing to do with Danielle's arrival.
30:36Tell him that it was you that blew his world sky high.
30:39Whoa, get your finger out of her face.
30:41No, it's fine.
30:42No, it's not fine.
30:43It was me.
30:44I gave Danielle a big fat hint.
30:46I felt sorry for her, to be honest.
30:47It's got nothing to do with you.
30:48Agreed.
30:49But I can't seem to get away from it.
30:51She was minding Sarah.
30:52You shouldn't be dragging her into it.
30:54What happened?
30:58She caught us.
30:59Kissing.
31:01Oh, wow.
31:03Poor Danielle.
31:04That's a double whammy.
31:06Well, poor you too, obviously.
31:08The whole thing's very sad.
31:09It needn't be if everyone was true to themselves and idiots on the sidelines kept their beaks out.
31:14Here you go, ladies.
31:29Here you go.
31:30I want you.
31:38I'm so sorry.
31:39I'm meant to get here sooner.
31:40Don't be daft.
31:41You've got a lot on.
31:42Here.
31:43Say that again.
31:44Well, something happened.
31:46Oh, Danielle.
31:48She caught me and Theo.
31:49Kissing.
31:50When was this?
31:51Just a few hours ago.
31:53Oh, my days.
31:55Not a dicky bird scene, Sarah.
31:57He's not even reading my texts.
32:01Thank you, my darling.
32:02Pleasure, my love.
32:03I'll leave you to.
32:06I'm glad one of us is loved up.
32:08Brave and honourable Brian.
32:10You see?
32:11True love does win for him in the end.
32:13I mean, I know yours is more complicated.
32:16What, with him being married to a woman?
32:18Whatever would you say that?
32:20Oh, difficult conversations to be had.
32:22I think he's having one right now.
32:24I just wish he'd ping me a text, let me know he's alive for something.
32:28He's in the eye of the storm.
32:30You have got to hold your nerve and have faith in love.
32:37Finally agreed on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
32:39Oh, result!
32:41Hiya!
32:43Oh, there he is, the main man.
32:45Welcome home, Chez.
32:46Thought we'd mark the occasion.
32:48Oh, you're just about to have your tea.
32:50Oh, it's fine.
32:51Oh, well, as long as you're sure.
32:52Hey, Chez, I bet you feel like you've had six weeks in the sun
32:55after five days without childcare.
32:58Yeah, it was nice to have a break, but I missed him, Mike.
33:01I'll stick another piece of it in.
33:02Here.
33:03Bang them in the fridge while you're at it, would you?
33:05What did you last leave die off?
33:06I battered him to death.
33:08Buried him under the patio, didn't I?
33:11Come on.
33:12Go give her a hand, rustle up some snacks, would you?
33:14Yeah.
33:18Cheers, mate.
33:22Feisty one, you're a missus, isn't she?
33:24Yeah, she's a fantastic wife and mum.
33:26Yeah, no doubt, mate.
33:27No doubt.
33:31Bit of a mouth on her, though.
33:33Bit of an attitude.
33:35I've just been getting on the wrong side of me lately, mate.
33:38You want to rein her in a bit?
33:40For everyone's sake, yeah?
33:44We built this city on rock and roll.
33:51I'm a bit tired.
33:52Oh, I think I've taken the knock.
33:54Let me finish this and take your own bit.
33:58I knew this was too much for you.
34:01Are you kidding?
34:02I have had a blast.
34:03She would have me tucked up in a dark room under house arrest.
34:06I wouldn't be worried about you.
34:07I just think there's a happy medium, that's all,
34:10and a night on the karaoke, isn't it?
34:12Julie, my love, why don't I take you back, Shay Packham?
34:15I've got some nice snack heads and you can lounge on my shades.
34:18But all the meds are at night.
34:20That would be splendid.
34:21Thank you, Brian.
34:22Julie.
34:23Come on.
34:24Why?
34:25Make some of her own decisions.
34:26All right.
34:27This is me backing off, Todd, keeping it zipped.
34:29Can it zipped?
34:30Stop talking, lovelessess.
34:32I love you too.
34:33Shift.
34:34Look after her.
34:35She is a precious limoge vase.
34:38Oh, I'd rather be a Susie Cooper coffee creme.
34:42Come on then, Susie.
34:43We've built this city on rock and roll.
34:46We've built this city on rock and roll.
34:47Well, we haven't got long to get there, but I suppose he's the one.
34:52Yeah.
34:53Must be lovely to find his special person.
34:56We've built this city on rock and roll.
35:02Your father behaved monstrously,
35:05so I'm glad you're not wasting tears over him.
35:09No, he's dead to me now.
35:12Besides, I've got a life to live.
35:14A son to raise, hasn't he?
35:16Which you're doing. Brilliantly.
35:22I don't wonder...
35:25why you felt the need to visit the prison.
35:29Just to tell him I didn't want out to do with him.
35:35And to tell him that I didn't want him to meet Frankie.
35:38I just...
35:40I just wanted to show him that despite everything
35:44with him and my mum, I've turned out all right.
35:48Just about.
35:50Right, close the chapter.
35:53Yeah, I've... I've burned the book.
35:56Daniel was right. You have a flair for English.
36:01Hopefully I can pass that on to Frankie.
36:04You read to him every day. He has a good chance.
36:11He, erm...
36:14He said that I'd be a terrible mum.
36:17Well, that is already disproven.
36:20You've got to consign him to the dustbin.
36:23Yeah, but then he also said there might be a possible chance
36:25that he isn't my dad.
36:27What's...what's that about?
36:30Manipulation.
36:32Cruel mind games.
36:36Yeah.
36:38But my mum doesn't even know for definite.
36:40You can always try the DNA test.
36:47When you're fit and ready, of course.
36:49No.
36:53No, I think I'll just...
36:55I think I'll just pretend that you're my dad.
36:58If that's all right with you.
36:59If that's all right with you.
37:04Do you want to do next?
37:06Oh, you're brilliant.
37:07What's that Liam Gallagher?
37:08Oasis.
37:09That's what I want to do next.
37:11Oh, Mary, what a hoot.
37:13There is something about we built this city.
37:15I don't know.
37:16Get to be right in the solar plexus
37:17makes me want to hop on a plane and jet off to the Big Apple.
37:21I should so like to take a bite out of the Big Apple.
37:24We built this city.
37:27We built this city.
37:29Can you just sign it down, please?
37:31I'm trying to make sure that Brian's got all of Julie's meds.
37:34Sorry, love.
37:37Hey, you know, she misses a dose or two.
37:39It's not the end of the world.
37:43Says the clueless undertaker.
37:47Eileen, love.
37:50You know, Julie's heading in one direction and...
37:54She's having a great time.
37:55That's got to be better for her than any tablet.
37:58Painkillers notwithstanding.
38:01My, my.
38:03You're full of opinions about what's best for Julie.
38:08Her love life.
38:10Medication.
38:13Is there anything you don't know?
38:16You could sleep on the sofa.
38:17Eh?
38:19Eyelash.
38:21What have I done?
38:23Work it out.
38:38I bring tidings of great joy.
38:41Jenny's up for investing.
38:43Yep.
38:45Dooty mare.
38:51You look old.
38:53I know I do.
38:55You are a lucky, lucky man.
39:03Hey, what's up?
39:04Something you're not telling me.
39:05No.
39:06No.
39:08Well, I...
39:10Well, yeah.
39:11Erm, I don't know.
39:12I feel a bit bad about lying to Daisy.
39:15Well, you're bound to a bit, but...
39:18I wouldn't get tying yourself in knots.
39:21Yeah, it's just...
39:23She's my daughter.
39:25After all.
39:27Yeah, a pretty selfish one at that.
39:29I mean, if I'm allowed to say that.
39:31I mean, does she ever phone you just to find out what you're doing?
39:35Well, no.
39:37Probably not.
39:38No.
39:40Half each of that money.
39:42That's ours.
39:43That's our reward for doing all the legwork.
39:46Yeah.
39:47Yeah, I know. I know.
39:49You give her half your half if you really want to, but...
39:52You know, she's still young enough to earn it.
39:55If it were me, I'd let her make her own way in the world.
39:58A bit harsh.
40:00Well, if it's harsh on anyone, it's harsh on Carla, innit?
40:03I mean, she's the one gonna be out of pocket.
40:05And, there again, sounds like she's loaded.
40:09You are...
40:11a naughty bad dumb.
40:14Yeah.
40:16And what are you gonna do to bad dumb?
40:18Ooh.
40:20Many, many, many things.
40:23Not all of them legal.
40:27Yeah, you'd kill me.
40:29No. Hang on a minute.
40:31Hang on a minute. It's my burner phone.
40:34Great timing, Jenny. Cheers.
40:36Oh, she wants to meet you. Now.
40:38I thought you and me had plans.
40:41Tell her I'll meet her tomorrow.
40:42No, you'll meet her tonight, all right?
40:44Oh, look, darling.
40:46Very soon, we shall have all the time in the world.
40:50I promise.
40:53Yeah, still killing me.
40:58Now, go on. Go on.
41:00Go and put a big smile on her, mush.
41:02Just think about payday.
41:04What, no Todd?
41:09How come?
41:11Is he on his way?
41:12Him and his latest crisis?
41:14I do know that Todd's my family.
41:17Whoever feels he keeps getting smaller and smaller.
41:20Well, no, not literally, but...
41:22as good as.
41:24Right.
41:25So...
41:28A lifetime ago,
41:30me and Todd had a baby.
41:32It was called Billy.
41:34But he died not long after he was born.
41:37We were kids,
41:39and Todd was just starting to realise that he was gay.
41:44So a lot of water under that bridge.
41:47Yeah. Bonded us forever.
41:50Well, that makes sense now.
41:52Todd's madly in love with Theo,
41:54and I just...
41:55I really want him to have that shot of happiness,
41:57so I fell into line.
41:59Well, until I realised that
42:01Danielle was losing her mind.
42:03So, basically, I just...
42:05kept getting in the crosshairs
42:07of some mad love triangle.
42:09Honestly, I could have killed Theo
42:11when he told Danielle that me and Todd were an item.
42:14I suppose he had to think on his feet.
42:16Well, thank you for pretending to understand.
42:19I understand.
42:21I understand loyalty.
42:23In fact, I admire it.
42:26Good.
42:29Why don't we start again?
42:31Pour the baggage to one side.
42:34Tune out all that drama.
42:36Just me and you.
42:44See ya.
42:50Hey.
42:52I'm worried sick.
42:54Good.
42:56Don't mention my name.
42:58Don't contact me.
42:59Delete me.
43:01Because I've already deleted you.
43:03It's seismic.
43:04I get it.
43:05You just need some time to...
43:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
43:08You're not listening to me. It's over.
43:10Whatever this was, some sort of midlife crisis, okay?
43:13It's over.
43:14Life's not alive.
43:15You can't just flick a switch.
43:16No, no, stop.
43:19Stop trying to ruin my life.
43:24It's someone else's life, though.
43:25You're playing a role.
43:26You're not being true to yourself.
43:28Listen!
43:29Listen to me!
43:30No thanks to you.
43:31I've still got a wife and kids.
43:33Though I would do anything to protect.
43:36Do you understand?
43:37Do you understand?
43:38Yes!
43:40So stay away from me, okay?
43:42Just stay away from me.
43:47Don't make me come after you.
43:48Let me come after you.
44:18I called you.
44:19Crafty.
44:21Wides are sweet.
44:26explosions
44:30None Wait!
44:32All you'll see me out there.
44:34Read my dog!
44:36People can follow me!
44:37Let everybody fight!
44:39Let everybody focus, as well.
44:42oning what's hard?