Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an police officer who ended up delivering a pizza because the driver was scared of an alligator that was lurking under a car. We find the old lady who ordered the pizza to be hilarious because of her interaction with the officer.
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00:00Chuck, what's wrong?
00:01Dude, I'm dragging.
00:02Do you have any more of those five-hour energy shots?
00:04Yeah, in fact, they hooked us up with a promo code.
00:06I was able to get, like, 50% off a second pack when I bought one,
00:09so I got you a bunch.
00:10Dude, where are they?
00:11Right next to you.
00:12They've been there for weeks.
00:13Oh, wow!
00:21An alligator stopped a pizza delivery.
00:25Oh, son of a bitch.
00:26But a cop stepped in to save the day.
00:29Here's that story.
00:30Traffic, or maybe a slew of orders,
00:33is a typical reason not to get your pizza delivery on time.
00:36But an alligator?
00:38Yeah, that's just Florida.
00:40Authorities in Bradenton, Florida,
00:42were called out to a residential neighborhood
00:44because an eight-foot gator was stalking the homes.
00:48The delivery driver tried to hand over the hot, cheesy goodness,
00:52but she was halted.
00:53Stop, stop, stop.
00:55There's an alligator underneath that car right there.
00:57The police officer suggested an alternative route.
01:01Maybe go around the back.
01:03I'm a little scared.
01:05No, as long as it stays under the car, you can go around the back.
01:08Would you want to do it, officer?
01:11The officer agreed to take on delivery duties,
01:14just as the owner of the house, where the alligator was sitting,
01:18opened her front door.
01:19Ma'am, get back over there.
01:21There's an alligator right under...
01:22She wants her pizza.
01:24Are you kidding me?
01:24Oh, fuck.
01:25Go in the house.
01:28Hey, ma'am, could you...
01:33Oh, she's too old to know what's going on.
01:37I'm staring at her right now.
01:40Get in the house!
01:41You're so dumb, guys.
01:43I'll take it to the back door.
01:45Where's my pizza?
01:47Where's my...
01:48Just look.
01:49This curious lady needed her pizza,
01:51and the officer walked to a back door to deliver it.
01:55Okay, I'll take it to her.
01:56Yeah, how much was it for?
01:57I have no idea.
01:58I'm not the pizza man.
02:00Oh, well, you're the pizza man.
02:02While they sorted out change,
02:04the homeowner had another request.
02:06She's asking how much the bill was.
02:07She's going to give her too much.
02:09...about the alligator.
02:11Oh, I'd like to take a picture of it.
02:12For her safety,
02:13the officer took the homeowner's phone
02:15and snapped a picture of the gator for her.
02:18Police say trappers
02:19from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission
02:22relocated the gator away from the neighborhood
02:25and Italian restaurants.
02:28For Inside Edition Digital.
02:29That lady is the funny...
02:31That's the funniest thing an officer
02:32I've ever seen go through.
02:33That whole situation.
02:35That lady was like,
02:35what are you, a stripper or something?
02:37I don't understand.
02:39She was looking at his uniform,
02:41like, up and down, like,
02:42what are you...
02:43Yeah, what kind of pizza place
02:44are you about to dance?
02:46You about to tear your pants off
02:47and dance for me?
02:48Yeah, do it.
02:49Give me my pizza.
02:50I only got this much cash
02:51if you're a stripper
02:52or a whore of some kind.
02:55Like, honestly,
02:56she did not want to give that much money.
02:59No, she didn't.
03:00No.
03:00No, she didn't.
03:01We'll hear it again here.
03:02And the officer walked to a back door
03:05to deliver it.
03:06Bill is there.
03:06He can figure it out.
03:07Yeah, how much was it for?
03:08I have no idea.
03:09I'm not the pizza man.
03:11Well, you're the pizza man.
03:13While they sorted out change...
03:15She was eyeing him up and down.
03:18She's really trying to process all this.
03:20Well, she wanted change.
03:21Yeah, because that was a lot.
03:22Look, she gave him a lot for that pizza.
03:23I was only going to tip two or three dollars, but...
03:26Maybe one.
03:27Maybe one dollar.
03:28She was on that lady's...
03:30That's so crazy.
03:31I'm looking.
03:31She's on the phone with someone.
03:32I'm looking at an alligator
03:33by the side of my car.
03:36She never got off the phone.
03:38Like a damn stegosaurus out here.
03:40I'm waiting on a pizza.
03:42Thing's not here.
03:43Where is it?
03:43Where's my pizza?
03:44They're losing a...
03:45Opened her front door.
03:47Ma'am, dips back over there.
03:49There's an alligator right under your car.
03:51Stripper's yelling at me or something.
03:52Go in the house!
03:55Yeah, the new days.
03:56There's a big alligator under my car.
03:57Hey, ma'am, could you...
03:59She's got her flower pants on.
04:01She can't even do her own.
04:04Get in the house!
04:07My pizza!
04:09Where's my pizza?
04:12Delicious.
04:13A pizza's supposed to be here.
04:15Looking at an alligator right now.
04:17Oh, Yelp.
04:19Review.
04:21Ordered pizza from this place.
04:23Cop.
04:24Cop delivered it.
04:25Stole my money.
04:26Yep.
04:27Don't do not order.
04:29He brought an alligator.
04:31I thought he might have been a stripper.
04:32Yeah.
04:34Well, do your thing.
04:36She wanted that change.
04:37She could see it in her face.
04:38Oh, my God, yeah.
04:39Lucky you got your badge.
04:40Otherwise, I'd have given you...
04:41I'm on a fixed income.
04:44Alligator or no alligator.
04:49Oh, man.
04:50That's too much.
04:51She says, holy...
04:53I'll take it to the back door.
04:57What?
04:57Holy s***.
05:00She's great.
05:02Oh, God.
05:03Things cold.
05:04Are you sure you got no change for me?
05:06Yeah.
05:07How much?
05:09How much exactly?
05:11Took a while, didn't you?
05:12Finally.
05:17Yeah, the cop's doing everything.
05:19He's delivering.
05:19He's getting people inside.
05:21He has to take a picture for her to send to her old friends.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Everything.
05:26Above and beyond.
05:27Oh, he went way above.
05:29Yes.
05:29Where's the soda?
05:32I feel that.
05:33I do.
05:34I feel that.
05:35Did you forget it?
05:35Yeah, of course you did.
05:37I knew it.
05:38I knew he didn't bring the sauce, either.
05:39Extra sauce.
05:40All right.
05:41Always forget.
05:42Always forget.
05:43She takes five back.
05:45Yeah.
05:47Amazing.
05:48Amazing.
05:48You