Casey wanted some water ice but didn’t know what flavor to get his sleeping wife. So he got her nothing. What should he have done?!
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00:00Did you think about what you're talking about in the bathroom?
00:04I did. Okay. Casey and I had a conversation in the bathroom.
00:08Did you? He's like, I think I want to ask you something, but I don't know if I want to ask you on the air or not.
00:12Was it about the, uh, Duncaccino machine? No, I think we're good on that.
00:16We just shot a video, Marissa, and I sort of had to explain why
00:20it literally looks like I threw a grenade into the machine. I saw it. It's pretty nasty.
00:24I ran into Andy in the kitchen and she was like, I just saw the email that said it was all good to go.
00:28What happened?
00:30Is it all cleaned up, by the way?
00:32I didn't do it.
00:34I tried. There were no paper towels.
00:36Casey keeps his ash paper towels if you ever need them.
00:40And they have them in the bathroom, too, so I'm going to grab those.
00:42Hold on, Marissa has an update, I guess.
00:44I don't know if it's cleaned up, but it is fixed.
00:46Okay. All right, excellent.
00:48Matt Calper swung by.
00:50Oh, that was a fixed.
00:52Just call me Mr. Fix-It.
00:54I just thought you were just accentuating fixed, but that was a Matt Calper.
00:56No reason to stress out.
00:57Yeah.
00:58So anyway.
00:59Okay, so I need to...
01:00This is a judgment call for everybody here.
01:02All right?
01:03So you're...
01:04If we don't want to talk about this, we'll move on to something else.
01:06We can move on.
01:07This is not worth talking about.
01:08Is it about pretzel-like food in Oregon?
01:11It's not food.
01:12He was wrestling with the idea of bringing it up or not.
01:15All right, go ahead.
01:16It's a judgment call.
01:17So your spouse or girlfriend or boyfriend is asleep.
01:21They're napping.
01:22Right.
01:23And you have a hankering to go to Rita's water ice.
01:28Right.
01:29And...
01:30Okay.
01:31I know...
01:32Okay.
01:33Go ahead.
01:34I know where you're going with this too.
01:35Okay.
01:36Do you...
01:37Quick question.
01:38Did this happen to you and did it cause a problem?
01:39This happened to me and I got the double middle finger.
01:40Okay.
01:41Okay.
01:42I had a similar thing happen recently so I can commiserate.
01:44Go ahead.
01:45Okay.
01:46Do you wake your spouse up to see if they would like something from Rita's water ice?
01:52As they are resting.
01:53Yeah.
01:54As they are getting their much deserved sleep, correct?
01:56Yes.
01:57Yes.
01:58And you know this person and you...
01:59I can answer immediately when you're done.
02:00You have woken said person up from a peaceful nap before and it was never a good experience.
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:06Okay.
02:07So...
02:08So do you...
02:09Do you leave them asleep?
02:10It's a good experience.
02:11Okay.
02:12So you have a couple options here.
02:13You leave them asleep.
02:14Right.
02:15And you don't get them anything from Rita's.
02:17Right.
02:18Because for some reason...
02:19Do you touch their boobies?
02:20Always.
02:21Yeah.
02:22For some reason, you...
02:24If you go to any other store, you know exactly what to get them.
02:27Right?
02:28You know how they like their stuff.
02:29But for some reason, you don't know what their go-to order at Rita's is.
02:32Wait.
02:33You didn't get her anything?
02:34Hold on.
02:35May I ask you...
02:36May I ask you a question?
02:37Yes.
02:38While this debate was going on, did something in the back of your mind go, she'll never
02:45know?
02:46There might have been that.
02:48That's exactly what it was.
02:49Just take it!
02:50You thought that if you ate it quickly enough, the remnants of it would be gone and she would
02:54be none the wiser.
02:55But you didn't know her.
02:56You could take it.
02:57I'm sure you would have gotten something that she liked.
02:59There was a good chance that...
03:00Don't come home with nothing.
03:01There was a good chance that said nap could have turned into a full night's sleep.
03:04All right.
03:05Or...
03:06You could put it in the freezer.
03:07Or Diane doesn't like it when Casey spends money on frivolous things and she would have
03:10gotten mad that he spent money on...
03:11No.
03:12No.
03:13No.
03:14Here's my situation.
03:15My wife will take five, six hour naps.
03:16Yeah.
03:17So, I mean, there's...
03:18She is...
03:19And I commend her for this.
03:21Yeah.
03:22It happened over the weekend.
03:23There's the ice cream bakery on Ridge.
03:26And they have great soft ice cream.
03:28And so I was...
03:29I'm like, I'm getting a damn cone as I pass by.
03:32Not the traditional 80 car line going in.
03:35And I'm like, I'm going for it.
03:36But I call an audible.
03:38Yeah.
03:39I call her something and it was a home run.
03:41I kind of knew what she wanted.
03:43Yeah.
03:44But I mean, you do the gesture.
03:45Yeah.
03:46And that buys you.
03:47They...
03:48Well, I gave it a shot.
03:49Yeah.
03:50My wife just sent me a text.
03:51She goes, you don't have to wake me up.
03:52Just buy me my favorite flavor.
03:53Now, I'm going to admit, I don't know what your favorite flavor is.
03:57Right.
03:58Any...
03:59Name a store and I can tell you what she gets from that store.
04:01I believe that.
04:02And Rita's, I'm like, I don't know what your favorite flavor is there.
04:05Rita's is a sweet spot thing, too.
04:06I mean, like, that's a very specific, you're omitting somebody from you going there, right?
04:11Yeah.
04:12So in my household, if I were to do that, that would be the end of the relationship.
04:16So I would, Casey, not wake her, though.
04:20Right.
04:21I would take an educated guess and try and bring something home.
04:23Yes, of course.
04:24I did not do that and I made a mistake.
04:25Wow.
04:26The educated guess with the purchase will buy you the insurance you need.
04:29At least you tried.
04:30Yeah.
04:31You didn't even try.
04:32Sorry, Morrison.
04:33No, I'm going to throw out this option.
04:34Just buy multiple very small ones, even if it's just two.
04:38Say, I tried to take a guess.
04:40And then if one of those happens to be your favorite flavor, Casey, then you win in the
04:44end because you get to enjoy it as well.
04:46And also, what...
04:47The gesture.
04:48My story is much more selfish.
04:50The Big Top Surfing Sundays came by our house.
04:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:54And Rochelle was taking a nap.
04:56And I'm like, I'll zip out and get a thing.
04:59And she'll be asleep.
05:00She'll never know.
05:01She'll never know.
05:02She'll never know.
05:03And by the way, ice cream, I don't think keeps as well in the freezer as water ice might.
05:09Water ice definitely does not keep as well in the freezer.
05:11Not my freezer.
05:12Well, you're right.
05:13If it stays in there too long, I don't like that frozen solid.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I'm not down.
05:18It's like an ice cube.
05:19But in my mind, I was like, she'll never know.
05:21She'll never know.
05:22And then she knew.
05:23What happened?
05:24She gave me the hard time.
05:25She's like, you went without me?
05:27My freaking daughter died me out, man.
05:29Oh!
05:30Dude.
05:31Yeah.
05:32The bond of trust has been broken.
05:35Right?
05:36I'm watching you.
05:37Yeah.
05:38You know why?
05:39Because she probably understood.
05:40I'm coming for you.
05:41No, she understood because, and I hate to be like that person, but like, a lot of guys
05:45are the same when it comes to things like this.
05:48Like, it's just common sense.
05:50Like, why would you have not picked your wife up something?
05:52Even if it went in the freezer, even if it became a block of ice, she would have been
05:55like, oh, okay.
05:56Well, he helped me out.
05:57I tried.
05:58It's not great.
05:59And I'll go get my own tomorrow or something like that.
06:01But like...
06:02No, you're right.
06:03You're absolutely right.
06:04And my house is filled with people.
06:05And, you know, I probably should have asked my mom if she wanted something.
06:08And I didn't, you know?
06:09Why didn't you just tell me?
06:11Me and Avery just snuck out.
06:12And, uh...
06:13Oh, my God.
06:14I did ask my older daughter.
06:15Casey said no.
06:16She didn't want anything.
06:17She was like, no, I'll just tell mom.
06:18She was like, no, I'll just tell mom.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Every now and then, it's okay to do something for just you.
06:22Yeah.
06:23All right?
06:24I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna back you on this.
06:25Oh, man.
06:26Because I was thinking the same thing.
06:27Man, if I gotta, Rochelle, then I gotta ask you the kids.
06:28And then it's a whole big thing.
06:29I don't have that.
06:30And then I gotta wait for these guys to all get their shoes on and come outside and get
06:34in.
06:35It's gonna be a huge line.
06:36Yes.
06:37I could just zip in and zip right back out and get my little cone and eat it and I'm
06:40a happy man.
06:41May I suggest something, though?
06:42You probably shouldn't have had kids.
06:43Right.
06:44The kids you can, the kids you can take off the list, but not the wife.
06:48You know what I'm saying?
06:49No.
06:50You cannot take your kids off the list.
06:51Absolutely.
06:52If you aren't going out to get ice cream, a thing that a child would love.
06:56Don't eat that food.
06:57Eat, eat, eat vegetables.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Oh, I'm gonna go get ice cream, but you're gonna stay home and I'm not gonna get any
07:03for you.
07:04Exactly.
07:05I got the double middle finger last night.
07:06Okay?
07:07That's pretty harsh.
07:08Well, I mean, you know.
07:09Jokingly.
07:10Jokingly.
07:11But, you know, still there was a double, there was intent.
07:14And so what I'm saying is...
07:16Were your lips discolored from the Rita's water ice?
07:18No.
07:19What are you talking about?
07:20Sitting there.
07:21Why are your lips blue?
07:22I went with like flesh colored.
07:23I was like, you should never know.
07:25I got a lemon.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Do you have any flesh colored ices?
07:29Peach?
07:30My new favorite flavor is they have a Florida orange.
07:35They didn't have Florida orange last night, but they did have an orange cream.
07:38So I went lemon on top, orange cream on the bottom.
07:41You thought about that?
07:42You thought about your mouth being discolored?
07:43No.
07:44It's just my favorite flavor.
07:45That would be the best.
07:46That would be the best.
07:47So he's got these big, bright purple lips.
07:50What are you talking about?
07:51Not just really cold.
07:52Really cold.
07:53No, I just miss Prince.
07:57Listen, if you're going to give me the double middle finger, then you have to make sure
08:00that you, every time you get something somewhere, you either text me or surprise me with something.
08:07And that is never the case.
08:09No, I could have gotten the sundae that she likes, but I got the ribbon soft chocolate
08:15and vanilla ice cream.
08:17And I also, you do things to buy yourself a little insurance.
08:21Yeah.
08:22I got her a quart of it so that she could.
08:25I failed.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay.
08:28I failed.
08:29Okay.
08:30But what's your flavor?
08:31What's your favorite flavor?
08:32I don't know what your favorite flavor is.
08:33Did she ever tell you?
08:34No.
08:35Let's see if she...
08:36You need to know now for your...
08:37Well, this is actively happening right now.
08:38Yeah, exactly.
08:39Okay.
08:40He's checking his text messages.
08:41It does not indicate.
08:42Now, what would I say?
08:44Do you guys all know?
08:45Do you know your roster of favorite menu items for your significant other?
08:49I mean, give me a store and I'll tell you.
08:51When it comes to desserts...
08:52Well, I know something that I could get that she'd like.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Maybe not her favorite, but yeah.
08:57Right.
08:58What were you going to say?
08:59No, just when it comes to desserts, I know my business.
09:01Okay.
09:02Yeah, likewise.
09:03That's important.
09:04And if I were to swing by an ice cream store and not get her something or Arita's or whatever,
09:07I would know what to get.
09:08Yeah.
09:09If I'm ordering takeout, it's more of a guessing game.
09:12Actually, my ability to call an audible is quite sensational.
09:15On desserts or...?
09:16Now, mind you, I'm not dealing with kids.
09:17I'm dealing with one person I can focus in on.
09:19Right, yeah, yeah.
09:20With everything.
09:21However, we'll do this thing and I'll be going out to get milk from the Wawa.
09:26I said, do you want anything?
09:27And she'll look at me and she'll do this thing we do.
09:30She'll go, why don't you surprise me?
09:32Oh.
09:33And I always nail it.
09:34Steve, I could get you dessert.
09:35Yes, you know.
09:36You know what I mean?
09:37If Steve was like, oh yeah, I'll take dessert, I would know what to get them.
09:41Right, right.
09:42Chocolate chip cookies.
09:43Chocolate chip cookies, brownies, something dark chocolate.
09:46Chocolate ice cream, yes.
09:47No whipped cream.
09:48No whipped cream.
09:49You can get me anything.
09:50I'll eat it.
09:51Yeah, you're more...
09:52Well, because you like to try stuff.
09:54I like the sandwich.
09:55But your favorite recent is the...
09:58Well, pistachio is my favorite flavor of ice cream.
10:00That's now at the top of the list.
10:02Yeah.
10:03In fact, I bought some pistachio gelati.
10:05Yeah.
10:06Gelato, I guess I should say.
10:08Dessert-wise, you know what's become a little bit overrated is that chocolate lava cake.
10:13Oh, but it's so good.
10:14Why is it overrated?
10:15Delicious.
10:16No, I was just talking to my wife.
10:18I said, is there any situation in which chocolate lava cake is not applicable?
10:23Have you seen the movie Chef?
10:24Yeah.
10:25When he wigs out on the chocolate lava cake.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:27What's he saying?
10:28Because it's in the middle.
10:30Well, it's a chocolate ganache.
10:31It's molten.
10:32It's frozen.
10:33Yeah.
10:34It's frozen and you cook it and that's how it becomes molten in the middle.
10:37He's just...
10:38This critic doesn't understand how it's made and he's just wigging out and he's like,
10:41there's more to it than you think.
10:43But yeah, chocolate lava cake.
10:44A lot of places won't let you do take out chocolate lava cake because it's not going
10:50to pour it well.
10:52But I can't turn away a bread pudding.
10:55If I'm out to dinner and that is on the dessert menu, I have to.
10:59So, you know, the Desmond has, you know, it's won Philly's best for their bread pudding
11:05and it is sensational.
11:06I know a little bit of the secret of their bread pudding.
11:09Oh.
11:10Hot dog rolls.
11:11Hot dog rolls.
11:12You know what else?
11:13Those Hawaiian rolls?
11:14Yes.
11:15King's Hawaiian?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:17Those ones are really good.
11:18Yep.
11:19The best dessert I've had in the last couple of years is actually...
11:22Any dessert you don't have to get for your wife.
11:24That one.
11:25That one.