Casey reflects on which Jeopardy GOAT he’s like to punch.
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00:00Top money winners in Jeopardy! history are going to vie for a share of $1.5 million next January.
00:09And the money's guaranteed. Like, they're going to walk out of there richer no matter what.
00:14Oh yeah, it's like a top-level boxing match. You participate because you're going to make money no matter what.
00:19ABC and the Quiz Show's producer said Monday that Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter, and James Halzhauer
00:26will compete in primetime episodes on the network.
00:29That's cool.
00:31Because Halzhauer just walked away with the most recent Tournament of Champions.
00:34I think Ken actually has a little bit more knowledge than James does.
00:38But James in the Tournament of Champions was so impressive.
00:41And the woman that he beat at the end, she was really good.
00:45Well, she's the one who took him out of his long run and he took her out.
00:49Yeah, he got the redemption.
00:51Who's this other guy? Brad Rutter?
00:53He's the top money winner of all time. He's won more money than those two guys.
00:57And he's got the least punchable face of all three of those guys, I think.
01:01James Halzhauer.
01:02The least punchable face.
01:04I cannot stand to look at that guy.
01:06I get it.
01:07People, my wife, everybody, we all thought the same thing.
01:10And now I love him. I love his quirkiness.
01:13Yeah.
01:14I liked him.
01:15He's a regular family guy.
01:16He has the stories of his kid.
01:18Why would you want to punch Ken Jennings in the face?
01:21Oh, just look at his smarmy little smile.
01:23Never liked that guy.
01:25Wow.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Okay.
01:28And I can say that because there's a ton of people right now going,
01:29Shut up, Casey.
01:30I hate your voice.
01:31I get it, bro.
01:32I get it.
01:33I hate these guys.
01:34And they're probably nice guys.
01:36I think we're in therapy.
01:37Yeah, we are in therapy.
01:38Some type of, you know, this is a, wow.
01:42The James Halzhauer underbite is what really bothers me the most.
01:45He looks like that.
01:46I get it, bro.
01:47I get you want to punch me in the face, bro.
01:49But listen, man, it's a punchable face.
01:52He looks like that Hanna-Barbera dog.
01:55When I was growing up near Rutledge.
01:57Not near.
01:58In.
01:59In Rutledge, yeah.
02:01Um, Hanna-Barbera, excuse me?
02:03Hanna-Barbera, man.
02:05James Halzhauer looks like that cartoon.
02:07Muttley.
02:08Muttley.
02:09With this stupid underbite.
02:10Yeah, I don't know why, but I just can't stand to look at him.
02:13Sometimes things set you off.
02:14Yeah.
02:15You can't explain it.
02:16Sometimes it's a Jeopardy contestant.
02:18Okay.
02:19I hope everybody listening has an underbite.
02:21Doesn't get punched in the face today.
02:24By the way, Rutter is the all-time money winner.
02:27$4.7 million.
02:29Followed by Jennings with $3.4 million.
02:31And Halzhauer, $2.7 million.
02:32He actually won the least amount.
02:34But he accrued it quicker than the other two.
02:36Right.
02:37How long did it take Rutter to win all of that money?
02:41Good question.
02:42I don't have the stats on that.
02:44And I've forgotten how many games Jennings won.
02:47He won a ridiculous amount.
02:49Wasn't it in the 70s?
02:50Yeah, it was just a ton of shows that he was on.
02:53And Halzhauer had the single, the largest single wins.
02:59Yes.
03:00He was like the top five.
03:01He's like the top five.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Per episode, right?
03:04Yeah.
03:05He was way up there.
03:06And Ken, I'm sorry, Ken won.
03:07I'm sorry, Preston, Ken won 74 in a row.
03:08Wow.
03:09Yeah.
03:10That's unbelievable.
03:11Kenny.
03:12Kenny, Ken won.
03:13How many games you written, Kenny?
03:14You're real smart there, Kenny.
03:16You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
03:19Well, I guess, you know what's really smart?
03:20Me punching you in the face.
03:22You have the most punchable face, Cass, right?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah.