Some guys that like concrete finally convinced Casey that face tattoos are cool
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00:00Presley Gerber, the son of supermodel Cindy Crawford, took to Instagram Live in order to clear up his reasons for getting a tattoo on his cheek.
00:11All right, hey guys, I want to let you know I eroded a word on my face.
00:17Which he has received backlash for, and I've not seen it, I've just read this story, that's it.
00:23And the only thing I have is a quote from him that says, if I thought it was going to ruin my face, I wouldn't have done it.
00:29Really?
00:29Well, that's how stupid he is.
00:31He, what is the word that he, it's one word and it's...
00:35What, the word on his face?
00:37Yeah.
00:37Misunderstood.
00:38Misunderstood, right.
00:39So it's under his eye, high up on his cheek.
00:42It's a thin line, but it's still stupid.
00:44He's a male model, as is his sister, Kaya Gerber.
00:49And I don't know why you would do that.
00:50A male, you're a model.
00:52Yeah.
00:52And you've just...
00:53Ruined your career.
00:55You've just ruined, exactly, your product.
00:57Oh my God.
00:58Now he has tattoos.
00:59He's got a lot of tattoos.
01:00He has no tattoos on his face.
01:03He's got some on his neck.
01:05Yeah.
01:05All over his hands.
01:06Yeah.
01:07I mean...
01:07I don't know.
01:08Okay.
01:08Did you see Amber Rose?
01:09Amber Rose has a tattoo along the top part of her, highest part of her forehead.
01:15Her hairline?
01:16Yeah.
01:16Okay.
01:17So her head's always shaved and it's sort of calligraphy.
01:19It looks lovely.
01:19But what are you going to do with that?
01:21I couldn't even read what it said, but it's big.
01:23Okay.
01:24I'm sort of coming around on face tattoos.
01:27You going to get one?
01:28I wouldn't want any of my children to.
01:31Listen, if you're...
01:32I met these guys at the tattoo convention, right?
01:35They were the coolest guys.
01:36They were smoking cigarettes.
01:37They were smoking cigarettes.
01:39And they were wearing leather.
01:40I was like, wow, man.
01:41Can you blow smoke rings?
01:43One guy...
01:44And they listen to the show.
01:45Their guy's name is Dave.
01:47Yeah.
01:47He's got a...
01:48He's got a D that's kind of like tattooed into his beard line.
01:53For Dave?
01:54For Dave.
01:56And...
01:57I can see why you're coming around.
01:59Listen, he and his buddy, they both lay concrete.
02:02They're both just big...
02:05They both like concrete.
02:06They are like concrete.
02:08It's not that they actually like concrete.
02:09Oh, I said lay.
02:10I said they both like concrete, sacred wood, and various gravel.
02:15What did he say?
02:15Lay.
02:16Lay concrete.
02:17Oh!
02:18I did, too.
02:19I thought they both like concrete.
02:21I'm a huge fan of cement.
02:22Big, big fans of concrete.
02:24They're big fans of...
02:24I just love it.
02:25No, yeah, yeah.
02:26No, it's not that.
02:26Metamorphic and sedimentary.
02:28What does that have to do with it, anyway?
02:31Because, listen, they lay concrete for a living.
02:33What the hell does it matter if they, you know, like...
02:35Right.
02:35They're not your lawyer, you know?
02:38They're not a judge on the bench or where, you know, somebody that you would not want
02:42to have face tattoos.
02:44If someone wants to do it, that's absolutely fine.
02:46Yeah.
02:46In this case, we're questioning a male model whose livelihood depends on his looks, getting
02:51a word tattooed on his face that will always have to be attended to whenever he does something.
02:56Sure, but he already has tattoos on his neck as well.
02:58I mean, so clearly it's not that big of a deal.
03:00Here's an argument for you for why it's a bad idea, okay?
03:04So, in human interaction, and when you start to meet someone for the first time, whatever
03:10the scenario may be, you engage in eye contact and facial reading of emotions and things like
03:18that.
03:18If you have stuff written or placed on your face, it's a distraction from that.
03:22Okay.
03:23And I think it's a lack of being able to communicate effectively.
03:26But what about, like, a giant mole on somebody's face?
03:29Are you going to tell them to get that removed because it's distracting?
03:31Yes, if possible, yes.
03:32Yes.
03:32Very distracting when we talk to you.
03:34Yes.
03:34Can you get that removed?
03:35I have a Facebook page.
03:36And take your friend with a face tattoo.
03:39You don't like that.
03:40There's a great line from Uncle Buckery.
03:42He goes, why don't you go down to the sump dump and have a rat gnaw that thing off your
03:48face?
03:48A woman's got a big mole on her face.
03:50Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley.
03:56And I'll get you back.
04:18I'll get that.