Casey is a little embaraced so he tells us (and the entire listening audience) a secret story about pooping in a parking lot.
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00:00By the way, Shake Shack, love their burgers, but I might as well eat them while I'm sitting on the toilet, because that's how quickly they go through me.
00:07Just for some particular reason, do you get the special sauce?
00:11Dude, so...
00:12He makes the special sauce.
00:13I literally ate it one time, and I was driving home. I ate it by Helium. There's one right there.
00:21Oh no.
00:22And I ate it, and I had to race...
00:26Oh my god. I'm trying to get home. I was trying to get home.
00:30And it was late. It was probably like 10, 11 o'clock at night.
00:33I can make it. I can make it. I can make it.
00:35And by the time I got to about Route 1 on 76, I was like, there's no way I'm going to make it, so let me get to the radio station.
00:41Quick. Stat, right?
00:42Yeah.
00:43Got to the radio station. Couldn't make it to the fourth floor. I had to dump by outside next to the...
00:48Dude, wait a minute.
00:49Yeah.
00:49Did you take a dump? You crapped outside of the building?
00:51I had to.
00:53How long ago was this?
00:54This morning.
00:55God.
00:56Kathy, it was either that or in my pants.
00:58What do I do?
01:00Sometimes I don't know.
01:02Right?
01:03So I had to do it next to the...
01:04So, couldn't you at least pick a competing station?
01:08Yeah.
01:08Well, no.
01:09I mean, and also, like, just so open to tell the story.
01:12It's amazing.
01:12Oh, not right away.
01:13I had to wait a couple of years before the security footage was deleted, you know?
01:18Hey, Gap!
01:19More FM's right over there.
01:20Right, right.
01:21Q102's right down the street.
01:23Q102's down the street.
01:26He crapped there.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28The story does get a little bit better.
01:30Oh, that's funny.
01:31How?
01:31How could it?
01:32How?
01:33But could you have imagined had he been stopped at another radio station simply because it
01:38was an emergency?
01:39Yes.
01:39Right.
01:39Local broadcaster in a clear attempt.
01:42Like a superintendent of a school.
01:44Right.
01:44He would have been raised to heroic levels here.
01:50Now, how does the story get better?
01:51Oh, man.
01:52I think I'm just going to end it there.
01:54No, no, no, no.
01:56You started down the path.
01:57Just say it quietly so we can't hear it.
01:58All right.
01:58I'll just be straight.
01:59You're not listening.
02:00So, um, so I had to smeared it on someone's car.
02:04I had to leave it there in the grass.
02:07Yeah.
02:07I couldn't take it with me.
02:08Right.
02:09Oh, you didn't want to take it with you?
02:10No, no, no, no.
02:11I couldn't.
02:12So, so what ended up?
02:13Take your dog for a walk.
02:15So, um, I left it there.
02:18All right.
02:19So, a little bit did end up in my underpants.
02:23So, so I had, that was just a, yeah, like a bingo.
02:26So, I had to put, I had, luckily I had, nobody can hear this, right?
02:30Right.
02:31All right.
02:31So, luckily I had all these t-shirts in the back of my car.
02:34Did you fashion a makeshift underwear?
02:36I literally wore a pink t-shirt as underwear on the, on the drive home.
02:40Oh, no, no.
02:40It gets better.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Okay.
02:43So, then I'm, I'm on my way home and I'm thinking, I, dude, there's, there is like t-shirts
02:49and poop and all this stuff next to the building.
02:52All right.
02:53So, I can't, like, if, if security goes and they see that on Monday, they're going to
02:59go, well, who pooped here?
03:01And look at security.
03:02And they're going to look at security and they're going to see me.
03:04Oh, no.
03:04Like, oh, ashamed, crouching next to my car.
03:08So, on Monday, I came back to work with a giant trash bag and I had to, like, collect
03:13it all.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:14And then throw it in the dumpster.
03:15So, he cleaned his spot.
03:16Yeah, I cleaned my spot.
03:17I hate you.
03:18I hate me too, Kathy.
03:20When I got home.
03:21And this was all because of, what?
03:23Freaking Shake Shack.
03:24No, Shake Shack.
03:25No, not Five Guys.
03:26Don't you talk about it.
03:26They're fine.
03:27Yeah, they're fine.
03:28Where, where in the building was it?
03:30On the loading dock.
03:32You unloaded.
03:34Yeah.
03:34I had to go.
03:35What's that?
03:36Why didn't you come inside?
03:37He couldn't get in.
03:38I couldn't make it.
03:39I couldn't make it.
03:41Oh, God.
03:42I do believe me.
03:44I'm not.
03:45This is not a proud moment.
03:47Though you would assume it could have been a proud moment.
03:50Yeah.
03:50I mean, I'm glad you came back.
03:52That's noble.
03:53Yeah.
03:53Well, I mean, it wasn't necessarily noble.
03:55It was self-preservation.
03:57The last thing you wanted is that footage to end up.
04:00But what's worse, the footage of you doing it or the footage of you collecting it back
04:04up in the back?
04:04They watched both and they were like, okay, well, he came back and cleaned it.
04:07You know, we'll erase this.
04:08All right.
04:09So you should eat your hamburger upside down.
04:12On the toilet.
04:12That's what we got.
04:14That's all.
04:15That's all I noticed.
04:16I didn't.
04:17That's up to the notice.
04:18That's it.
04:18I can't.
04:19I can't top that.
04:20No.
04:21It ends there.
04:21I will not be able to.
04:22Like a derailing train.
04:23Right.
04:24I see nobody heard that, right?
04:25Nobody heard that.
04:27I can't.
04:50I can't.
04:50I can't.
04:52I can't.
04:53I can't.