Negan Raccoon

There's zombie raccoons on the loose. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.

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00:00uh zombie raccoons that's my thing yes uh that clumsily walk on two legs and show their teeth

00:08are staggering around suburban chicago and authorities are warning locals to hide their

00:11pets a spike in raccoons testing positive for distemper in riverside illinois is to blame for

00:19the bizarre sightings of contaminated animals that the disease causes to appear zombie-like

00:25while zombie raccoons don't eat brains distemper is highly contagious if you're feeding wildlife and

00:31that raccoon ate out of your bowl or cat food for your stray cats and your puppy goes over the saliva

00:36can be contagious they sent in a negan raccoon to take care of everything well oh well oh well

00:43looks like we got ourselves a problem in chai town

00:47looks like we got some trouble some trouble in chai town going deep dish on this bitch

01:00it's got a little leather jacket

01:06in the home of oprah

01:15you