Ever look at a raccoon's little hands and imagine him grabbing your junk? Steve has. Snickers The Raccoon has.
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00:00you know what raccoons like they like food okay so it doesn't matter i had them eating goldfish
00:05crackers out of my hand that's right um remember robbie wait you fed him out of your hand i told
00:10you this story many times we heard this story thousands of times yeah but hang on was it while
00:16he was in a trap no no no that's crazy yeah i know well i was uh i was not you we were playing
00:22golf one time that was during the day and we saw that was a mangy looking thing don't go near that
00:27thing yes and here you are feeding this one by hand well a hypocrite that time pressing i was dead
00:33sober uh b it was a mangy looking thing and c it was in the middle of the day okay when i had this
00:40thing eating out of my hand i had just gotten back from a wedding it was late at night i went outside
00:45you were feeling good yeah and and we had developed like it was a quick bond you had an understanding
00:51that was the wedding yeah i was like man it was a really good time do you want some goldfish do i know
00:55them do i am i is his family or is his friends no you don't know them i am i have to say i'm a little
01:03peckish i'd love to talk to you but i'm not thinking straight hang on can you hook me up yeah i got
01:07some goldfish i want some goldfish oh bingo okay hang on love it yeah you go get those and i'll find us a
01:12place to sit comes back he's smoking a cigarette hey god look at that sky what did i tell you
01:19never leave in delco those things are going to kill you i know it's my one thing though you know
01:26gotta have a vice gotta have a vice i don't drink but this taking a cool drag on a night like that
01:33just everything just everything in this little raccoon yeah smoking raccoon from touchstone pictures
01:42the story of a friendship an interspecies friendship me the raccoon and me
01:49the raccoon in me raccoon oh my oh dear lord all right uh let me go to chico real quick hey chico
01:59you're on the air good morning what's the deal bitches yo buddy all right you have an interesting
02:05story do tell oh man interesting story ain't the word uh when i was younger i had a girlfriend and her
02:12dad was a prize coon hunting dog uh kennel he had a kennel that they would raise coon hunting dog yeah
02:20and uh they came across one that had some babies so he decided to bring the one the baby home to the
02:26daughter and that was my girlfriend at the time and sure enough she kept it as a pet and uh how well
02:33what kind of pet was it chico was it was it um you know good and and uh or was it a handful
02:38oh it was it was a handful i mean it it was cool when it was little and like their hands feel fun
02:45like leathery and yeah they would do little things but uh she would she called it his name was snickers
02:51snickers it loves snicker bars okay and then what the problem was the snickers yeah you bring me my
03:04snickers um hey chico hook a brother up with some snickers hey chico bring me a snickers chico over there
03:12by the tv there's a bag full of snickers lunches actually everyone went to wear my cigarettes
03:21after my little doobie i feel my nice leathery hand yeah yeah i know i use moisture when it was
03:29little it would crawl around her shoulders and like hang out in her hair and do all this crazy
03:34stuff but as it got older it just started doing what it wanted to do and yes it's a wild animal
03:40it's a teenager you know how teenagers can be yeah did you ever so everyone here was kind of thinking
03:46did you ever look at its human-like hands and look at your junk and think
03:49looks huge in that
03:51i can clip them dude it just depends on how many snickers you're ready to give me
04:00you give me a fun-sized bag of snickers i'll bring you all the way to the end you know what i'm saying
04:08leather hands and no leather hands
04:11oh my god
04:13nails are not
04:14thank you chico
04:18chico just called you out
04:22chico bailed on his story
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