Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 71-year-old woman who participated in the Miss Texas USA competition and discuss the winner of Miss Alabama 2024.
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00:00well a 71 year old woman just made history as the oldest to do this the oldest watch yourself
00:13over there jason oh great what's up to compete for miss texas usa at 71 this looks good yeah
00:22she does uh marissa teho of el paso did not take home the crown after the two-day pageant in houston
00:30but she certainly left her mark she said i'm delighted to be part of this incredible new
00:34experience as a contestant for the miss texas usa pageant in doing so i hope to inspire women to
00:40strive to be their best physical and mental self and believe that there is beauty at any age
00:44the miss universe organization which owns miss usa just changed its rules last year
00:52to eliminate age limits because wasn't there like a miss usa and wasn't there like a mrs usa or
00:59something i think so i'm not sure it was older ladies i don't remember that one i would have
01:03known about that i thought there was a mrs usa do young women want to compete in this as much as
01:10they used to i think there's some least not now i think it used to be a dream of so many women young
01:14women i don't think that's the same anymore fading a bit no yeah there is a mrs united states
01:21and that's a 21 plus i'm thinking like a mature usa oh i'd watch that pageant
01:28greatest bathing suit competition older lady beauty pageant oh yeah there is yeah oh my goodness
01:38miss senior miss senior world what do they call the person who like hosts that because i do that
01:44oh my god please welcome you're lovely ladies come on out here yeah beatrice what you got what's
01:53your tail oh my god really the emcee of the event he wants to emcee miss senior universe
01:58oh my god and now your host oh my god jason yeah they really they they found the seniors they
02:07really did that's nice sure yeah it's fun for him yeah see and i could sing that when they like
02:13when they what are you gonna say only a number oh my god that's amazing wow i've never heard it
02:22he has he's heard it he's i just saw the word age is only a number oh he just made it up it's a jason
02:30original it's a jason original i was i thought he like knew a song we've never heard me too i think
02:37the hosts do sing songs they do they do there she is miss america exactly yeah that one age is only a
02:45number oh you're so handsome seeing your lady or something oh yeah here she comes on a hover around
02:57hovering down the stage yep oops she fell oh yeah the whole thing brought to you by werthers
03:05mm-hmm and depends oh wow yeah i mean there's no shortage of sponsors no there's the latest miss
03:12senior universe winner pretty attractive mary i mentioned way to get ahead of it she uh
03:19whoo that is a 10 head they give a crazy crown that's wild the older you are the bigger the crown
03:26yeah she's the most recent winner seems pretty silly but yeah jason's future admirations hosting senior
03:35beauty pageants gotta do what you gotta do yeah i i really thought they'd all go away but i think
03:41still like in america we're still doing these even when people are kids and stuff like we're still doing
03:48all that pageant stuff right like what they're doing is just opening up them to be less yeah because
03:54someone restrictive because yeah there was uh i don't know if it was miss alabama miss
04:00hmm she's a big lady yeah she won though she did win officially yeah miss alabama 2024
04:10four it was recently right yeah yeah yeah so they've obviously changed things up to make them a little
04:20more modern to accept do they have like a bikini uh round still probably not probably not i remember
04:28back in the day that was like part of it right right oh that was the winner yep there she is
04:35miss alabama you can't miss her here she comes get out of the way gangway
04:45miss alabama is on her way look out here comes miss alabama
04:54chuck's gonna host the plus size beauty pageants they'd love to talk to him anyway they do
05:03she'd talk my ear off she would she'd be all over you like i just can't believe the one on the left
05:10there is like yep i lost yeah yeah i didn't have it yeah she's got to be the biggest beauty
05:22budget winner and yeah i mean it's you know it's just the difference now it's like more confidence
05:27and right so as i'm saying they're changing it up that way they're yeah i think they're intentionally
05:32making a statement with it right definitely i would definitely say that
05:38because that is last year's winner she's literally one-third of this year's winner
05:45yes next year i'm going you're gonna host you guys time to move to alabama and win miss alabama
05:53new jobs on the horizon
05:55oh that's right they really are they really are gonna open it up
05:59there he is miss alabama miss alabama
06:05charles urquhart here he comes he's been so different he calls himself a model now
06:12oh that's right he prefers to be called a model yep been so different since he got miss alabama
06:17oh my god he wears that crown everywhere i'd have the sash on the crown
06:23don't take it off no sorry i'd love to sit and talk guys but i've got a lot of miss alabama
06:28business to take care of yeah you're busy yeah you would be a pain in the ass to work with
06:34oh my god it would be terrible but i'd also hate it because i'd have to go to all the alabama festivals
06:40you would oh i'd be the worst be the worst i think being miss anything is probably pretty bad
06:46yeah if you don't love that stuff like i don't i wouldn't love going to the peach fest
06:52right that would suck you know oh that's but that's your duty for a whole year oh yeah i know
06:56right you gotta represent i know i'd be the i'd be fired quickly oh yeah and they do do that every
07:02once in a while they will fire the person lazy baby aren't is not going to the no my god the new
07:07tropical smoothie cafe no i'm not i don't want to do that i don't want to you'll go to the grand
07:13opening of a chicken shack but you will not go to the grand opening of anything like that right
07:17we gotta have a couple backups for miss senior just in case they don't make it the year oh true
07:22steps up real quick yeah lost another one lost another one jason will see you in his office for
07:29an interview before oh wow casting couch things got you have what it takes to be miss senior america
07:36oh my god you lose him with song bikini oh my god yikes