Peep Show: Shadonna Wants A Threesome
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00:00Uh-oh, another bitch is trippin'.
00:10Well, a Louisiana woman forced her way in to a male neighbor's home
00:17and sought to initiate a threesome with the victim and his girlfriend.
00:27Come on in.
00:28This, by the way, is a hot or not.
00:33All right.
00:34Say those details again.
00:35Louisiana woman forced her way into a male neighbor's home
00:39looking to start a threesome with him and his girlfriend, according to police.
00:48Dispatched around 11.15 p.m.
00:52for a harassment complaint at an apartment complex in Monroe, Louisiana.
01:01A patrolman was told the guy answered a knock at his door
01:06and an unknown neighbor forced her way into the residence.
01:12The victim then began fondling him, trying to have sexual activities with him and his girlfriend.
01:28Huh.
01:28She's been identified as 31-year-old Shadonna Ray-Shanette Heard.
01:39That's when the guy confirmed, oh yeah, that was the lady.
01:43She was arrested early in the morning, charged with unauthorized entry of an inhabited dwelling,
01:51a felony, and several misdemeanors.
01:54She is currently locked up in the local parish jail.
02:00So you've heard the details, and let's see if you can put it all together.
02:04Is she hot or not?
02:05And remember, you can always play along at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com, where you'll see her picture.
02:12Shadonna?
02:12I don't know any hot Shadonnas.
02:15Do you know any Shadonnas?
02:16I don't know any hot ones.
02:18Okay.
02:18That's for sure.
02:19That's for sure.
02:21You can see DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:26That's not what I thought.
02:27That is tough.
02:27That's not what I thought.
02:28I would have had a threesome with that.
02:30She looks like a woman that would try to force a threesome.
02:33Yeah.
02:33She does.
02:34In this picture, she looks like if Shrek had a black girlfriend.
02:38Yep.
02:39That's what she'd look like.
02:40She does have the strength.
02:42Yep.
02:43She does.
02:44We found her also online.
02:45Tough description.
02:49That is a Dave Hunter description if I've ever heard one.
02:53Princess Fiona, right?
02:55If that was, yes.
02:56Okay.
02:56All right.
02:57Okay.
02:57Yep.
02:58She's got this one here, Wake, Pray, Slay.
03:01That's the shirt she wears.
03:03I didn't know that said slay.
03:04I was like, Wake, Pray, Slaw.
03:06Yeah, that's some people.
03:08Some people like that.
03:09She does love a good male-based slaw from the looks of it.
03:12It's true.
03:13Cold slaw fanatic.
03:14It's like Louisiana.
03:16They wanted some slaw.
03:18Oh, wow.
03:19Hmm?
03:19So someone says, damn girl looking good, man.
03:22Hmm.
03:24I would think that she has more sex than you would possibly think.
03:32Probably.
03:33Stop it.
03:33She's probably, yeah, I mean, she probably has a lot of it.
03:35Who got her a car?
03:37Her boyfriend.
03:38Whoa, look at that one up there.
03:40That can't be, is that her?
03:41No, that's her mom.
03:42I know more about her than you could ever know.
03:44I want to deep dive into Shadonna.
03:48I got her siblings.
03:49I got a landline phone number.
03:51I got everything.
03:51For who?
03:52For Shadonna.
03:53We got to call Shadonna?
03:54No, we don't.
03:55We do.
03:55No, we don't need to.
03:56I don't want to talk to anyone associated with Shadonna.
03:59I don't care enough.
04:00I guess you don't.
04:04I don't.
04:04Oh, well.
04:05Not to be made uncomfortable.
04:09But that's part of the fun.
04:10No.
04:11I don't give a damn.
04:11That's part of my life now.
04:12I don't care anymore.
04:13That's fine.
04:14Call her on your own time.
04:15Donna, baby.
04:18You can find out all you want.
04:21Hey, Donna, baby, Dave, what's up?
04:23We got a break coming up.
04:24Call her on your own time.
04:26She leads an interesting life.
04:31Oh, she's got a tongue piercing.
04:33Yeah, this is what I'm saying.
04:35I feel like she does better than you'd think.
04:39Thank God I've never had anyone try and take a threesome from me.
04:43It might be the best.
04:44I mean, sometimes I'm sure it would have been great.
04:45But generally, the person that knocks at your door offering a threesome is not the person
04:52you'd want to have a threesome with.
04:53I sometimes just open my apartment door hoping somebody's right there.
04:57Anybody ever a threesome?
04:58I thought I heard something.
05:00There never is.
05:01No.
05:02It's always just DoorDash for me.
05:07I'm sure there's been some DoorDash people invited in for threesomes.
05:10Oh, for sure.
05:11Yeah.
05:11I haven't seen any yet that I would have been like, come on in.
05:16Get on in here.
05:17There's no hot chicks doing DoorDash?
05:19Not that I've seen.
05:21You guys ever seen a hot person do any DoorDash?
05:24No.
05:24Never once.
05:25I've only had it once or twice in my life, so I can't speak to it.
05:28I've had it multiple, multiple times.
05:31No, I was almost taken home by a person who looked like her mom.
05:34That's who I was.
05:35Oh, that was that old lady?
05:37Who looked like her mom?
05:38A little slimmer.
05:40Oh, damn.
05:42You know what?
05:43You've got some good friends.
05:45In hindsight, the friends that stopped you from going home with Donna's mom.
05:50Yeah, as a boss.
05:52They were so good to you.
05:55Her mom.
05:55So the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
05:58No.
05:58Because her mom did like a glamour shot photo shoot wrapped up in like a cheetah print.
06:04Blanket.
06:05Blanket.
06:06Hot.
06:06Or leopard print.
06:07I want to recreate that photo.
06:09Please do, Andy.
06:10Please do.
06:11It looks so beautiful.
06:13You know, make a painting out of it.
06:16Oh, I would.
06:17I'd pay so much money for that painting.
06:19That'd be our new billboard instantly.
06:21That's our new billboard.
06:22So incredible.
06:23Yeah, don't give Dave any ideas.
06:25Yeah, don't give him ideas.
06:26No.
06:27Next thing you know.
06:28You're topless in a leopard blanket.
06:30Just Photoshop him.
06:32Put his face right in there.
06:33Shadana's mom, man.
06:36That's an incredible photo.
06:37That's one of the most incredible photos I've ever done.
06:39That is wild.
06:40I like won it just so I can have that photo.
06:44It's just crazy.
06:45I keep it in my wallet.
06:46Like frame it.
06:47Can you imagine that framed in your house?
06:49Listen, I have to assume that Shadana's mom is gone.
06:55I don't know.
06:55And that maybe this is.
06:57Why do you think so?
06:57I don't know.
06:58I mean, I guess to me, if I was going to have my own Facebook page and my background photo
07:03was my mom, it would only be because it's a tribute style and I would hate to post the
07:12one photo of my mom where she did the lingerie shoot for some lover and that's the photo
07:23where I'm like, she looked the best in this one.
07:25I'm going with that as my tribute shot.
07:28Okay.
07:28So we can't show you this obviously, but if you just look up Shadana Heard on Facebook,
07:33S-H-A Donna Heard.
07:34And don't, please don't.
07:36Don't, don't comment.
07:37You know, David jumped the freaks at me.
07:40No, they're going to.
07:40Now they're going to.
07:42But check her out if you will.
07:43And the header graphic is her mom and scantily clad mom.
07:47Incredible.
07:48Yep.
07:49It is a wild choice.
07:51And a fitting tribute.
07:52Yes.
07:53No, people are checking out Shadana's mom.
07:56They believe she has got it going on.
07:57Yeah.
07:58I think you might want to hit refresh on this and hope to God that nothing happened.
08:03Yeah.
08:03I really hope.
08:04We've told you not to.
08:07Do not comment anything related to us.
08:10We got to stop looking at Shadana's mom.
08:12I just keep like locking eyes with her.
08:15I can't break the stare.
08:17I know.
08:17She's looking right into your soul.
08:21She's like, sexually please.
08:24That looks like what you're saying.
08:26I know.
08:27I know.
08:28Jason.
08:29I feel like she's going to drop that blanket in a second.
08:31Yeah.
08:31I feel like she's about to say tonight's going to be the night of your life.
08:34You know?
08:37So the apple doesn't fall far from the tree then, right?
08:40As I said, Shadana and her mom always looking for action.
08:45Yeah.
08:45Well, I guess.
08:46Maybe.
08:47I don't know.
08:47I mean, maybe.
08:48He might be right.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Well, I mean, she looks like she's rascally there.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Absolutely.
08:55And it's hitting something with Jason.
08:57He's.
08:58Yeah.
08:58He's getting hard.
08:59No.
08:59Oh, that is outrageous.
09:03That is outrageous.
09:04Outrageous.
09:04Outrageous.
09:06That is outrageous.
09:07That is outrageous.
09:08I'll come in there and show you.
09:09I'm flaccid.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Show me your flaccid.
09:13Prove you're flaccid.
09:14Again, do that all on your own.
09:16Yeah.
09:17We'll call Shadana and I'll show you my flaccid.
09:20Prove your flaccidity during the break.
09:22Outrageous.
09:22Prove your flaccidity.
09:27Oh, boy.
09:28Oh, man.
09:29It's a wild show right now.
09:30Yeah.