Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about Thanksgiving foods you'd have to eliminate from the traditional meal and a listener called in multiple times trying to give her grandma's recipe but experienced many technical difficulties.
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00:00All right, time for this now.
00:08It's a Thanksgiving food face-off.
00:11Oh, I like it.
00:12A Thanksgiving food face-off.
00:15Which one has to go?
00:19Like some people would find it impossible to cut anything like myself, right?
00:23But you have to get rid of one.
00:26Which one has to go?
00:28Apple pie?
00:30Pecan pie.
00:31Apple.
00:31Apple's gone.
00:32Buy apple.
00:3570% would give up pecan pie.
00:38What?
00:39Wow.
00:39I don't like all that.
00:40You know what it is?
00:41You know, I don't know if, is it that it's like apple pie is just so like Americana?
00:50Common and yeah.
00:51They don't even like talking bad about it.
00:52Yeah.
00:53You can't like side against apple pie.
00:54Like there's a song about it, you know?
00:55It's like going against your country.
00:57Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:58That's what I'm thinking.
00:59You pecan communists.
01:01I'm sorry.
01:02Yeah, you said you don't like apple pie.
01:03I thought you were.
01:04Bye, bye, miss American pie.
01:07You want to change the lyrics?
01:10Huh?
01:13Is that what you want?
01:15I didn't think so.
01:17That's the sound it makes when you actually slice into it.
01:19It is, every slice.
01:21Yep.
01:21What's a slice?
01:22Grandma, do you want a slice?
01:24Yep.
01:24I'll have the apple pie, you commie.
01:30Why don't you go invade Ukraine?
01:34Why don't you go ahead and launch some missiles at Poland?
01:39You son of a bitch.
01:43Put some ice cream on that.
01:46Well, call us communists.
01:47You bastard.
01:48Call us communists.
01:49I know.
01:49Because I'm going.
01:50Me too.
01:51With a however you say it, pecan or pecan, I'm going that.
01:54I'll work with a couple commies over here.
01:56I've only been able to have that in my life for about four years, and I love it.
02:00It's so good.
02:01It's really good.
02:02Really, really good.
02:02It's really good.
02:03So the pecan pie is more like a southern thing.
02:07I bet down south, it's like their apple pie, right?
02:10It's got to be.
02:10I guess so.
02:11I would think so, yeah.
02:12It's so good.
02:13Like, that is the star.
02:14So they're all communists down south.
02:15No.
02:16Oh, boy.
02:18Just a joke, people.
02:18What did he say?
02:20Relax.
02:21What did he say?
02:23Relax.
02:24Andrew's in Tampa.
02:25Hi, Andrew.
02:27Hey, how you doing?
02:28Doing all right, man.
02:30So we have this apple pie.
02:32What?
02:33You're going to have to speak up or take your phone out of your ass or something.
02:36I don't know.
02:36Something's happening.
02:37Yeah, something's wrong.
02:37Something's really wrong.
02:39We have this apple pie that's been in my family for like 100 years, probably.
02:44You can trace it back.
02:46And it's all made from scratch.
02:49It's at every big family event, and it's 100% better than any pecan pie I've ever had.
02:55Okay.
02:55Well, maybe we just haven't had your apple pie.
02:57I mean, I will say, a lot of the pie that I encounter is just like a store-bought.
03:02It's not George Washington's secret restaurant.
03:03No, exactly.
03:04It wasn't handed down.
03:07You know?
03:08That makes it different.
03:09Cowboy.
03:10Created in the year 1776 when our founding fathers decided to separate us from our ruling country.
03:16Christina is with us.
03:18Hi, Christina.
03:21Christina?
03:23Hello?
03:24Hello, Christina.
03:25What?
03:26She's there.
03:27She was talking about her grandma's stuffing or something.
03:29Apparently, her grandma took three days to make her stuffing.
03:32Listen, would you almost try?
03:34It would take three days.
03:36I don't know.
03:37She let the bread just naturally harden on a shelf?
03:39Maybe.
03:40What if they gave you the opportunity to go across America and just try a bunch of grandma's
03:46stuffing?
03:46I would do it.
03:47Sign me up, bitch.
03:48See, I think that would be terrible because I think that that is done wrong a lot.
03:53I've been a part of it when it's wrong.
03:56It's like there's sometimes, especially if you're going and you're doing old lady's stuffings,
04:01those are, they'll use all the different parts of the turkey in there.
04:07Oh, yeah.
04:07Like the neck.
04:08The secret is the hearts.
04:10Oh, God, no.
04:12Yeah.
04:13I mean, I don't know.
04:13So that's the thing.
04:14Dave Hunter's Stuffing Safari?
04:15You'd still, yeah, you'd still, definitely we would use Surfing Safari and then we would
04:21change it up.
04:22Let's make stuffing now.
04:24Everybody's learning how.
04:25Come on in Safari with Dave.
04:27Come on in Safari with Dave.
04:29Yeah, but I do, I think you would be more upset than you would think.
04:34Like Andy's on to something.
04:35Yeah, I think you're right, Andy.
04:36You would tell a grandma that she, you would call her a whore and tell her Stuffing is
04:41terrible.
04:41Dirty old whore, that's gross.
04:42But what you'd have to do is make him eat it first and then he'd be like, oh, my God,
04:46this is so good.
04:47And then when she's like, the secret is the gizzard.
04:48Hey, I'm here, can you hear me?
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:50Here he is.
04:51She's trying to save her.
04:52This is Christina.
04:53Oh, Christina, tell us about why it took your grandma so long to make stuffing.
05:00You lost her again.
05:01Oh, my goodness.
05:02Her grandma's right.
05:02Grandma, that's right.
05:04Are you in there?
05:05Yes, hello.
05:06She's just going to keep popping into the show.
05:08Grandma's three-day stuffing.
05:09Yes, what happened?
05:11Explain it.
05:12Before your phone dies.
05:14Hey, this is Christina with my grandma's stuffing.
05:16Yes, I know.
05:17Why does she keep saying that?
05:19You said that three times.
05:20She can't hear us.
05:21Well, she can't hear us, no.
05:23I feel like her grandma's got like a satellite dish and like a headset on and she's like,
05:27I'm not letting this bitch read my recipe.
05:31Tune in Tokyo.
05:33I've got it.
05:34Block.
05:35Okay, so this is what would happen.
05:37My grandma, she made this most awesome stuffing from Poland.
05:42Okay, ride it home.
05:43Poland.
05:44I can't.
05:46No, I can't hear you.
05:47Can you hear me?
05:48Yes, we can.
05:49We can.
05:50I don't know why you can't hear us.
05:52Get the story out quick.
05:53I don't know.
05:54Something's wrong.
05:55They've messed with the board.
05:57We got engineers looking into it right now.
05:59Oh.
06:00This is a disaster.
06:01We'll never know about her grandma's stuffing.
06:03Tina, go.
06:04Well, we've talked to other people, though.
06:06Have we not?
06:06This isn't the first phone call.
06:08Yeah, and it would take three days.
06:09Oh, is it?
06:09Okay, it would take three days.
06:10It would take three days to make the stuffing.
06:11Why?
06:12Why?
06:12My grandma was getting old, so my mom decided to start making the stuffing.
06:17But my...
06:18I'm calling back.
06:20Okay, bye.
06:21All right, bye.
06:22My God, we almost had it.
06:24We almost had it.
06:25I bet she's listening.
06:25I bet she's listening to the radio.
06:26Why could she just say it?
06:27Just say it.
06:28Because she's...
06:29It's so weird.
06:30We didn't even just say it.
06:31I know, but then you're talking to no one, really.
06:34Christina, is it her again?
06:37Turn your radio down.
06:40I'm listening to music while I'm trying to talk.
06:42Okay.
06:43Why did it take three days?
06:49Oh, that's it.
06:50We'll never know why it took three days.
06:53I don't care.
06:53We'll never know.
06:54I'm guessing that they would cook all the stuff like a couple of days before, and then
07:00they would have to like stuffify it.
07:02Yeah.
07:03I wonder if maybe the music that was playing is too loud over the phones.
07:06That's what I think.
07:07She said she heard music.
07:09It is so low.
07:10But I mean, it's so quiet for us.
07:12But I know they were doing something yesterday to make sure the stuff that's on Dave's computer
07:15can be heard by the callers, because callers aren't able to hear what Dave was playing.
07:19Oh, maybe it was too loud.
07:21Something needs to be tweaked again.
07:23Maybe.
07:23So they are hearing Dave's computer at full blast, but I'm not letting it come through.
07:27So this is what she's hearing.
07:28So hit play.
07:29Yeah.
07:30She's hearing this.
07:32Christina!
07:32I know I tell you about!
07:34Oh!
07:35Wow!
07:36Three days!
07:37My grandma's stuffing!
07:39Why did you take three days for the stuffing, Christina?
07:41I can't hear you.
07:42Why?
07:43This is Christina.
07:44We know that, Christina.
07:45We hear you.
07:47What's the secret for the three days for the stuffing?
07:50I don't...
07:51This is Christina!
07:52I guess I can understand why you hang up on us.
07:55Yeah, I do.
07:56I get it.
07:57My grandma's stuffing!
07:59Full blast.
07:59Everybody at Hold's now deaf.
08:01Yeah.
08:01I can't hear anything but that song.
08:03God, Dave is really...
08:04She went through a lot trying to tell us all that.
08:06She did.
08:07I mean, it was like a tornado hit her, and then it was like, all of a sudden, there was
08:11like a bunch of snow on top of her.
08:14She's like, I'm trying to...
08:15She tried three.
08:16She called back three times.
08:18She called back three times.
08:19And we're like, it's her.
08:20God.
08:21What a moron.
08:23She's gonna come in here and like kick the door open and be like, all right!
08:27Here's my grandma's recipe!
08:29Three days!
08:30You wanna know why?
08:31Yes.
08:33Oh, man.
08:34So, yeah, that's...
08:35Sorry about that.
08:36Yeah, we apologize.
08:37guys.