Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the new 'Halloween' movie coming out and think the franchise should make Michael Myers really old and offer up a bunch of ideas.
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00:00Another scary movie, Halloween, you know, that apparently is coming to an end, but we say
00:10bullcrap. There's no way they'll end this series. But Jamie Lee Curtis, as she's out promoting
00:15Halloween, the end, whatever the hell it's called, Halloween Ends. Yeah. She says she
00:22hasn't watched a single one of the Halloween movies, including the 1978 original.
00:27Hmm. She's probably sick of it. She plays Laurie Strode in the Halloween franchise. And she
00:34explains that she's never watched back her work in any of those Halloween movies. She said,
00:40I'm not a fan of the movies. I've never seen any of them. None of them. She said, that's not my job
00:46to watch them. That's your job. It's your job to figure it all out. I just want them to get with
00:51the times. Like this lady's been running from her brother for 55 years now. And it's like, I want
00:55them to you. Okay. How is he finding her? Is he getting on Google? Like Michael Myers gets
01:00on Google and he finds your address. Take your address off Google. Yeah. According to the
01:05trailers, it looks like these two are going to like fight it out. Mortal Kombat style. Oh,
01:08wow. Oh my God. They're both so old. Yeah. 78 was the first movie. I know. Do you remember
01:16the last Halloween movie? Like Michael Myers knows Kung Fu now? Yeah. That's what's going
01:20on. He's like, I took a class. He's had time. Please let him talk like that. You should
01:27make him like super old and at least make it make sense. He's never talked, right? No.
01:33So that would be the big reveal for him right at the end. It'd be like, I'm going to kill
01:41you. Yeah. I mean, he's I'm really tired. Don't run. Yeah. They show him get up really
01:51super early and eat a grapefruit. Like the idea of him like trying to get up, but he's
01:55too old. He's like, ah, ah, oh no. He's wearing that Captain Kirk mask. Hopefully he doesn't
02:02start pooping himself. That's right. That's true. He probably has for sure. The stuff he's
02:06put his body through. Exactly. Well, he's been. Oh, please make him real old. Halloween
02:10ends, please. They won't. That's the only reason I want to see it. I sat through that
02:15last one. Oh my God. It was horrible. I can't believe you sat through that. Oh, my kids love
02:19horror movies. Yeah, I know. The only way he can hide in a shower to murder anybody is
02:23if he's got one of those old people's showers with the door on the side. But he sits on his
02:27shower chair too. He's sitting. Like the infomercial. He closes it and it fills up. I like
02:33he's got to chase someone up the stairs. So he gets in one of those little seats that
02:37takes him out. Or he hover rounds to the crime scene. I don't know. There's comedy there.
02:47Oh my God. There is comedy. Again, that's how you'll get us. I'd go see that movie.
02:52Oh, Michael Myers. That's hilarious. He tries to get in a tub without one of those doors and
02:57he falls and he's like, oh, help. Help, please. That's how the people escape.
03:03I can't breathe with this mask on. Oh, there you go. She's working now in a senior's home
03:09and he's one of the residents. Yes. That's how you do it. That's how you bring it all
03:13together. Escapes the burning buildings with his life alert.
03:19Got a walker. Yeah. Incredible. I love that she's like a senior now too and just saying,
03:25I don't, I've never watched these movies. I would never watch these movies. She's lost
03:28her edit. I hate these frigging movies. I'd never watch a single one of them. You go
03:32see it if you want to watch it. And people do, right? She can say it, I guess. She can
03:36get away with it. They'll have the slowest chase scenes. Like she'll be like stopping
03:40to eat Activia. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, incredible. I hope they do it that way. I wish they'd...
03:46He's in a walker. Yep. Chasing her. Too funny.
03:50Chasing her.