Dave starts the show with a rant about the new 'Halloween Kills' movie and how unrealistic it is and then Andy mentions Michael Myers is in such good shape because of all the Activia yogurt he's been eating.
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00:00I'm going to start the day off with a bit of a rant.
00:10I have to rant.
00:12Yes, can't wait to hear it.
00:15I watched Halloween Kills last night.
00:17Ooh, that might have been a mistake.
00:19With the family.
00:21Oh, with the family.
00:23Is there something bad in there?
00:24Some quality family time.
00:25Let's watch Bucklemore's Kills.
00:26Okay, but that's my family.
00:27They're crazy.
00:27They love Halloween.
00:28They're right.
00:29They want to watch a scary movie every day in October.
00:31I finally gave in last night for the first time.
00:34It's the first one that I decided to do.
00:37Did you enjoy Michael Myers doing his best Jackie Chan impersonation?
00:40Holy F.
00:41So you saw this, James?
00:42I did, yes, I did.
00:43Unfortunately, I wasted two hours.
00:45Oh my God, it is an unbelievable waste of time.
00:49I get it.
00:50It's Halloween camp, right?
00:52I get it.
00:53I knew going in what to expect.
00:54I've never screamed at a TV screen so much in my life.
00:58Really?
00:59Come on!
00:59What the hell?
01:01Stupid!
01:03So is it going up in your worst Halloween movies of all time?
01:06Absolutely.
01:08Wow.
01:08Really?
01:08It's that bad?
01:10I mean, that's what happens when you remake a movie 500 times.
01:12He said that Michael Myers does a lot of karate.
01:16Yeah.
01:17It's a number of the Bronx meets Halloween.
01:21Like, when did Michael Myers?
01:22He's supposed to just be an insane person.
01:24He's like a silent stalking killer.
01:26Shouldn't he be, like, in his late 50s by now?
01:28I think he should be.
01:29He's the same age as Jamie Lee Curtis.
01:32Right?
01:32He's eating that clean your guts out yogurt, too.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Activia?
01:38Maybe that's what he needs it.
01:40All the Activia keeps him killing.
01:42That's why they can't kill him.
01:44But, like, how do you?
01:45He got into her yogurt.
01:48Michael Myers got into Jamie Lee Curtis' yogurt, everybody.
01:52It hasn't worked great with her, though.
01:54He's incredible.
01:55He should be the same person that much.
01:57I don't know.
01:59They should have him selling that yogurt now.
02:02That's great.
02:03Jamie Lee Curtis' right?
02:05Yeah, he's too regular.
02:07Explains it all.
02:08It's just weird to get more flexible as you get older, which normally doesn't happen.
02:14Oh, that's great.
02:14At least not from my experience so far.
02:17He should be using Icy Hot.
02:18Yeah, yeah.
02:19Like, not kicking over his head.
02:21Especially given everything he's been through.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:23Yeah.
02:24He's been through quite a bit.
02:25Shot multiple times.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Absolutely ridiculous.
02:30Like, okay, spoiler alert.
02:32Just a heads up.
02:33I'm going to say a couple things.
02:34I'm just going to say.
02:36Shot at, what, 17 times?
02:39Stabbed multiple times.
02:42Oh, yeah.
02:42Nothing stops him.
02:43Punched, kicked, pitchforked through the back.
02:46Yeah.
02:46Nothing.
02:47He knows karate.
02:48Didn't even, like, no blood comes out of him.
02:51There's nothing left because of that yogurt.
02:52Yeah, dried him up.
02:55That's how it works.
02:56Dried him up.
02:57Like, at least be a little bit realistic.
03:00I get it.
03:01I understand.
03:02It's camp.
03:04But at least be a little bit realistic.
03:06Like, there was nothing realistic about this stupid movie.
03:10How does he keep getting his outfits?
03:12Isn't it the same one?
03:13He doesn't have any money.
03:14This guy's rolled with his yogurt.
03:17I think he kills, like, a landscaper every once in a while.
03:21Yeah, I think he does.
03:23That's a good point.
03:23Because those jumpsuits are very expensive.
03:25Those aren't cheap jumpsuits.
03:26I think he kills.
03:27He looks for a giant landscaper.
03:30He gets a mask every time.
03:32He gets pants.
03:33And the other, here's one more stupid point before I wrap this up.
03:36Jamie Lee Curtis recovering from devastating injuries from the last movie.
03:39Devastating open gut injuries.
03:42Okay.
03:42All right, all right.
03:43Has massive surgery.
03:45They basically have to open up her whole stomach and repair everything inside of it.
03:49Yeah.
03:50She is up and at him about three hours later.
03:52That's all it takes.
03:53She's up and at him, fully dressed, kicking people.
03:56Yeah, three hours.
03:57Three hours.
03:58Two drops of morphine.
03:59She's ready to go.
04:00She's ready to rock it.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Absolutely believable.
04:02It's the ogre.
04:03It's the ogre.
04:04It might be.
04:05It's the ogre.
04:06Like, when Dave got his gallbladder out, they should have given him a bunch of that
04:09yogurt.
04:10He would have been.
04:10The ectivia.
04:11Yeah.
04:11The ectivia.
04:12The ectivia.
04:13Oh, yeah.
04:14Yeah.
04:15He would have been.
04:16He would have been roaring to go.
04:18That ectivia is a sweet ectivia commercial.
04:20It would.
04:21That would be awesome.
04:21I'm surprised they haven't done that.
04:23They give her ectivia.
04:24But Michael Myers comes in and feeds it to her because he's like, I need you to stay alive
04:28so I have somebody to fight against.
04:29Yeah.
04:29I need you.
04:30We're self-sufficient amongst each other.
04:32Eat the ectivia.
04:35No.
04:36I'm not going to eat it.
04:38God damn it.
04:38No, I just want to pass.
04:42Let me pass.
04:43Everyone I know is gone.
04:46Yeah.
04:46You killed him.
04:47Anyways, I do not recommend it.
04:49You're going to watch it if you're going to watch it.
04:51But I'm just saying it made me angry.
04:52It was so bad.
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