Five Words Of Advice For Opposite Sex
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00:00We all have our gripes, especially the opposite sex.
00:04Seems like we all have something to say.
00:07And with good reason, because I just think we don't know how to talk to each other.
00:10We talk totally different languages.
00:12And so today we're trying to mend that fence.
00:15We're trying to bring men and women together through advice.
00:19Yes.
00:20I don't think this is going to help since some of the results we've gotten.
00:23But yeah, we're asking you to give advice to the opposite sex in five words exactly
00:28by calling or texting 702-597-1027.
00:34Do you have any?
00:35I've got a whole bunch.
00:36Yeah, go ahead.
00:37All right.
00:38Let me start doling them out here.
00:39All right.
00:40First one.
00:41This one is very specific to our relationship.
00:46Turn off the lights.
00:52Do you have any?
00:54Yeah.
00:55We got a text here.
00:57I'm trying to see if I have a name.
00:58I don't.
00:59But text at 702-597-1027 said, your mom doesn't live here.
01:08I'm assuming that that is a female to a male.
01:12Text us your name.
01:14Another text here.
01:15Basic hygiene is not feminine.
01:19That's a lot of big words there.
01:20It sounded like more than five.
01:23That was good.
01:24That's not.
01:24It's very good.
01:25Hold on a second.
01:25We got Carl on the line.
01:26Carl, we need advice for the opposite sex.
01:29Simply be the bigger person.
01:32Ooh, I like that one a lot.
01:33Very good.
01:34There we go.
01:35You got any more, Carl?
01:37Not at the moment.
01:38There it is.
01:39Fair enough.
01:39It's good.
01:40A man of a few words.
01:41I like that.
01:42Thank you, Carl.
01:43Okay.
01:43I have another one here.
01:44We have a whole bunch that have hit us up on social as well.
01:47You do not need makeup.
01:49That's a good one.
01:51I've said this to some women, including my wife, that just, they get angry when you say
01:56it.
01:57I like wearing it for me.
01:58I'm like, I'm not saying don't ever wear it.
02:00I'm just saying you don't need it.
02:02Well, that's nice to say, but we can still wear it.
02:04Sure.
02:04You can still wear it.
02:05I'm not going to ban you.
02:06I like this one.
02:08This is mine.
02:10Let me eat your fries.
02:11Order your own damn fries.
02:17That's another thing.
02:19You guys always say you don't want them, but then you eat ours.
02:22It's not right.
02:23I eat three people's fries, Jaden, Romy, and Patrick.
02:27You're like a seagull.
02:28This one I see a lot on our text line, and I saw on our socials as well, in different words,
02:37but we have a dishwasher here.
02:39And it's not me.
02:42It's exactly, the guys are like, you?
02:45Tim says, men aren't going to change.
02:49Men aren't.
02:50Well, this is facts.
02:51I literally tell everybody that, like, if there's something, and my mom told me that,
02:55if there's something that irritates you when you get with somebody, like, don't think that
03:00they're going to change that.
03:01You were either, if you can live with it, then that's fine.
03:05It's not going anywhere.
03:06No.
03:06By the way, ghostax92, another guy.
03:11Don't try and change me.
03:12There we go.
03:12There's a common thread here, I'm seeing.
03:15This one is from me to my husband.
03:18Better check my mood first.
03:19Oh.
03:20You better check my mood.
03:21Proceed with caution, bro.
03:23How does one check the mood?
03:24He knows.
03:25They know.
03:26They know my mood.
03:27They know, like, I try to tell my husband, and this is a truth, like, this goes for everybody.
03:33If I, he could say the same thing to me on one day and the next.
03:38So on Monday and Tuesday, say the same exact thing at the same exact time.
03:42But if I'm in a different mood, then my reaction is totally different.
03:45If he said, it's about time.
03:46I'm like, I know, right?
03:47Or he's like, it's about time.
03:49Well, you know, I had so much to do today.
03:51You know, when you go into a national park, and they have that, like, Smokey the Bear,
03:56like, what are the odds of a forest fire today?
03:59Uh-huh.
03:59There should be something like that for women.
04:01It's like, well, we're in extreme danger today.
04:04They're really good about it.
04:05They have a, like, Jaden and Patrick will text back and forth, like, yeah, she's in the mood.
04:09Like, better be on your best behavior.
04:11Ryan Collins, please just pick the restaurant.
04:16That's a good one.
04:17That's very good.
04:18Oh, I like that.
04:19I believe this is, this is AJ.
04:21Don't tell me calm down.
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:24Now, if y'all don't know already to not say calm down, then you've got to go back to Spouse 101.
04:33Drea, I've gotten that before.
04:34Not, yeah, no, it's never fun.
04:36Drea and Nivon saying, put the toilet seat down.
04:40Yes, a lot of those on the text line as well.
04:41A lot of those.
04:43Brandy saying, always offer assistance with everything.
04:46That's a, that's very good.
04:48That's, I like that.
04:49Yeah.
04:49How about, how about, oh, this is from me.
04:52Stop saying you don't fart.
04:54Yeah.
04:54We know you do.
04:55We know you're liars.
04:56Stop it.
04:57Okay.
04:58This one is.
04:59Tell everyone you fart.
04:59I, I don't know why, I don't like the word.
05:02I don't like talking about it.
05:03You think it's funny.
05:04I don't think it's funny at all.
05:06I don't.
05:08Laundry basket will not bite.
05:11That's a good one.
05:12The basket's fine.
05:13Yeah.
05:13But like.
05:14Yeah.
05:14The laundry basket will not bite you.
05:16Folding it.
05:17No, putting the dirty clothes in the basket and not just on the floor.
05:20Yeah, exactly.
05:20Well, then that would be advice for you too, isn't it?
05:22Yes, for me.
05:23And for me.
05:24Clean hair in the shower.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Well, I try to tell Jaden that.
05:29He's like, you don't, you don't wash your hair every day.
05:31Like I'm an adult.
05:34I do whatever I want.
05:38Oh, that's great.
05:40Take initiative on house chores.
05:41It says Lisa.
05:42Wow.
05:43Yeah.
05:43That's a good one too.
05:44Brandy from Radio Roulette.
05:47Oh, yes.
05:48She's famous.
05:49Don't tell a woman to relax.
05:51Don't tell a woman to relax.
05:53Oh, don't tell women.
05:54Don't mansplain counting to women.
05:59Pretty sure that's one extra there, Brandy.