Big Jim and Ryan talk about being kids and eating weird stuff
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00:00something you ate as a kid oh gee outside of normal food 248-398-9279 because what were you
00:11doing so just how we got brought up our uh old neighbors we grew up with them in wixom we've
00:18been close they're basically i call my aunt and uncle that's how close we are they were here this
00:23weekend and they get telling stories from early on and i never realized this but i guess i got
00:28caught i was walking it was early in the morning i was probably five or six wearing boxers just
00:35walking down the street and uh patty is her name she goes i look out and i saw you first off i don't
00:41why are you out that early by yourself just walking around so she goes i ran out and went oh you're
00:46eating some candy and then rolled up to you and noticed that you weren't eating candy you were
00:51eating a box of tums i thought they were candy i don't remember doing this but i was just walking
00:57down the street with a big box of tums eating them so you're trying to at like seven in the morning
01:02so you're trying to act like a middle-aged married guy is that what your goal was when you were six
01:06i don't know i thought they're candy they look like candy and they got a you know a little flavoring to
01:11them i didn't know when i was that young smoking a palm oil drinking a cup of coffee walking down the
01:18street going ah work you know kids wife's on my case and i used to wear all my old uh my my papa's
01:25boxers because he had all cool ones that was like his thing i think like themed boxers so you'd grab
01:29you'd steal your grandpa's boxers and put them on well listen yeah after he passed away i took them
01:33all because my mom knew i liked them so i would wear them around but they would be so big so my
01:37sister would have to like safety pin them so it kind of looked like i just had a bigger diaper on
01:41that's a good look but the fact you're walking down eating tums do you try tums now yeah i don't
01:48think they work that well you think because you ate 300 of them when you were six you have a natural
01:52immunity of those i told you when i was a kid there was two things that come to mind one my cousin
01:56connie and i ate a gains burger one of those dog burgers right yeah they look good it looked like a
02:04burger yeah you want to try i'll eat i'll eat that and then the one that i'm not proud of
02:08this is so dumb my grandma had a thing of x-lax in the uh medicine cabinet right at grandma's house
02:16and you ever look at x-lax the old you ever seen x-lax yeah what does it look like chocolate you're
02:23damn right yeah that's some sand so so a little yokozuna baby here i decided i was like six i think
02:30about the same age and i went i really want some chocolate so i ate x-lax i ate about half the thing
02:37i ate about four bar i just snapped it in half and and whomp really yeah cleared you out pretty
02:44well i spent a little quality time in the bathroom i didn't understand and then all of a sudden it was
02:48like oh this isn't good yeah so i i have eaten x-lax but i just love the fact the visual of you
02:54walking down the street and your grandpa's boxers yeah eating tums and you honestly don't remember i
03:02don't remember doing it no mike what did you eat a bottle of bear baby aspirins you know the orange
03:10flavored ones well maybe you don't remember but i do remember yeah yeah yeah i got a nice ride to
03:16the hospital in a ambulance it looked like a popsicle pete ice cream truck you know that that tells you
03:23how long ago that was but you ate the whole do you know this right they used to have these orange
03:27flavored they were chewable aspirin right oh yeah yeah they were chules and they tasted like they
03:32tasted great oh gee they tasted great dude that doesn't seem smart no but you ate the whole bottle
03:40okay all right yep three nurses and the two doctors to strap me down before they pump my stomach but it
03:46was fun what do you mean it was fun it tasted good wasn't fun mike no okay do you have an aversion
03:53do you get scared by aspirin at all now you're like ask screw it no no no doctor prescribed okay
03:59there you go talk to you soon brother appreciate you man okay all right later i love that uh 586
04:08texted in i thought apples or i thought onions were apples i was told i ate them all the time
04:14uh someone else texted in i did the same thing too i couldn't understand when my mom hit chocolate
04:21in the medicine cabinet yeah excellent damn right she's really like this chocolate she's trying to
04:26hide it from us oh man i mean you get curious as a kid too you just want to try everything that's
04:31why i ate tree bark i thought different trees tasted different don't you try to fold eating tree bark
04:38into this conversation about food don't do that nope
04:41you