Keenan's 2022 - Louder Than Nick
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00:00Something I've been wanting to do for years, we're going to try to do now.
00:04It is well known throughout the Delaware Valley that we, on the Preston and Steve show,
00:10work with the loudest human being in the world, Nick McElwain.
00:15You may have heard various things. Casey, I need you to give examples.
00:20You want they did it, Preston?
00:21Well, yeah, sure, go for it, Steve.
00:23They did it!
00:25Alright, that's Nick. You also have a different one, Steve. What's that?
00:28Alright, and then Casey, you have a couple.
00:32That's what I get to do!
00:33And then I think we have Oh No as well, if you wouldn't mind hitting that.
00:36I do not.
00:37He said you have it.
00:38Alright, well, anyhow, Nick has been known to scream from time to time and shatter eardrums everywhere.
00:46So we've decided to do a game this morning called the Great Nick McElwain Decibel Challenge.
00:52And what you'll see is I have here, on this microphone stand, this is called a decibel meter, okay?
01:00And decibels are the scale at which sound is measured, and it's loudness.
01:05So what we're going to do...
01:06Yeah.
01:07Yeah, try it out. Go ahead.
01:13Alright.
01:14Not bad. Not bad.
01:15They got it up to about 85.
01:17Alright, good.
01:18Alright, so this is going to be difficult, Preston, because we're going to have to isolate the competitors.
01:26We're going to have to ask for something we've never asked for before.
01:30Well, we're going to do that, yes.
01:31We're going to need your cooperation.
01:32We did it with the National Anthem earlier this morning.
01:34That's true, yes.
01:35You can get it done.
01:36So the way this is going to work, we have five contestants who are going to try to be louder than Nick.
01:40But what we have to do is we have to set a baseline scream from Nick.
01:45And he's going to stand here at this line.
01:47He's going to scream.
01:47He's only going to do it once.
01:49We're going to bring our contestants up one at a time.
01:51If they can scream louder than Nick, they will move on to a second round where we will find out who our loudest listener is.
01:59Alright, so to set the baseline, we need everyone to be quiet for one moment.
02:05Everyone, shh.
02:07Quiet down.
02:08Alright.
02:09Nick, when you are ready, give us your best.
02:15Are you guys ready?
02:18I'm a little hoarse today, so I'm not quite sure if I'm going to be up to the full...
02:21What?
02:22Just shut up and scream.
02:24Hold on.
02:24We had them.
02:25We had them.
02:26We had them.
02:26You killed it.
02:27Oh, man.
02:31Please don't listen to him.
02:33Okay.
02:33Shh.
02:34Hey, by the way.
02:36USA!
02:39USA!
02:40USA!
02:41USA!
02:42USA!
02:43USA!
02:44USA!
02:45USA!
02:45Okay, now.
02:46Shh.
02:47Shh.
02:47Shh.
02:48Shh.
02:49Shh.
02:49Shh.
02:50Shh.
02:50Shh.
02:50Shh.
02:50Shh.
02:50Shh.
02:50Shh.
02:51Shh.
02:52Shh.
02:52Shh.
02:53Shh.
02:54Shh.
02:55Shh.
02:56All right.
03:01The highest number I saw, night, wait, 84.
03:0484, yeah.
03:0584.
03:0584.
03:07What?
03:07I don't even know what that means.
03:09He was as loud as an entire crowd.
03:11He was as loud as all of you guys put together.
03:16Want to do one more?
03:17They hate you.
03:18All right.
03:18Wow.
03:19Everybody quiet.
03:20E!
03:21Shut up.
03:24E!
03:24All right now.
03:35Preston's done.
03:35Preston's done.
03:37All right, everybody.
03:43Everybody.
03:44Please, please.
03:45Preston's mad at me.
03:46Please be quiet.
03:48All right.
03:53Oh, they're singing the whole white song.
03:55Oh, they're singing.
03:59D-F-T-L-D-F-T-O!
04:03There we go.
04:04All right, now.
04:06All right.
04:07It's legitimately there.
04:10All right.
04:12All right, now our competitors.
04:14Go.
04:14They did it!
04:1786.
04:19All right.
04:21They liked 86.
04:23They're big fans of eight and six.
04:25All right.
04:26Let's get our contestants up here, and let's try them out.
04:28We have guys and girls that are going to do this.
04:31First of all, let's get Fiona.
04:32Hi.
04:33How you doing, sweetheart?
04:34Good.
04:34I'm good.
04:35Thanks for the hug.
04:35I appreciate that.
04:36Where are you from?
04:37South Philly, originally in the Northeast, though.
04:39All right.
04:40You don't sound like you're very loud speaking to you.
04:42Oh, I am.
04:43Okay.
04:44You're the one that emailed me, right?
04:45Yeah.
04:46No, no.
04:46That was the...
04:47Oh, that was the other.
04:48Okay.
04:48All right.
04:48Oh, that's...
04:49Yeah, we'll get to her in a minute.
04:50All right.
04:50I got shushed at two different concerts.
04:54At concerts?
04:54Yes.
04:55They told me, can you lower your voice a little?
04:57I'm trying to listen.
04:58So you were at a concert and you were too loud.
05:00All right.
05:00That's a good sign.
05:01Step up to the line and you can scream whatever you want.
05:04What are you going to...
05:05Well, we'll find out when you get there.
05:06We thought people would do, we guess what I get to do, or they did it, or oh no.
05:11You ready to try?
05:11Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
05:13All right.
05:14All right.
05:14Shh.
05:16All right.
05:17Go for it, Fiona.
05:20All right.
05:20Come on.
05:22Hello!
05:2489!
05:26Wow.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30Now, technically, is that a Knicks say?
05:36She says, okay.
05:37She said, what'd you say?
05:38Oh, no?
05:39Yeah, Steve, I think you missed the beginning of it, yeah.
05:41All right.
05:41Well, 89.
05:43Wow.
05:43All right.
05:44Wow.
05:44That's louder than Knicks.
05:45She moves on to the next round.
05:47All right.
05:47Who do we have here?
05:47What's your name?
05:48Stacey.
05:49All right, Stacey, where are you from?
05:51Wildwood, New Jersey.
05:52Wildwood, New Jersey.
05:53Wildwood.
05:56I love your shirt.
05:58I love it.
05:58Steve, you know what her shirt says on the front?
06:00What?
06:02That might be loud enough to do it as well.
06:09I could try that.
06:10All right, Stacey, you ready to try it?
06:11Yep.
06:12All right, here we go.
06:15Go for it.
06:16They did it!
06:21Oh.
06:21I saw 86.
06:2386.
06:23Yeah.
06:2386, that ties, Nick.
06:26That's not louder than Nick.
06:27All right.
06:28Well, still, well, we will see.
06:30All right, sorry.
06:30We'll see.
06:31She doesn't move on to the second round.
06:32She doesn't move on to the second.
06:33All right.
06:34All right, let's go up here next.
06:36That was a good try.
06:37All right.
06:38Step over here to the line.
06:39All right.
06:40What is your name, sir?
06:41Brett.
06:42Where are you from, Brett?
06:43Warminster.
06:44You got some lungs on you?
06:47You got some pipes on you?
06:48Oh, yeah.
06:49All right, we want to test it.
06:51All right.
06:51Brett looks like the kind of guy who's quiet and plays the pan flute.
06:54You're right.
06:55You're right.
06:56Okay.
07:01Quiet.
07:02Shut up.
07:03All right.
07:04Go for it.
07:05They did it!
07:07Ooh.
07:0892.
07:09Whoa!
07:12All right.
07:12You're moving on to round two.
07:14I would not have guessed that.
07:15We got two more.
07:20We're doing five all together.
07:25All right.
07:26What's your name?
07:27Dan.
07:28Dan looks serious.
07:29Yes.
07:30Where are you from, Dan?
07:31Originally from Washington Township, but live in Hamilton now.
07:35Hamilton, New Jersey.
07:36All right.
07:36I think you got this.
07:38Do you feel you can beat him?
07:40I hope so.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42There's the confidence we want.
07:44But he looks angry.
07:45He looks ready to go.
07:45Go for it.
07:50They did it!
07:53Oh, 87.
07:56Wait, that's more.
07:57That's louder than Nick.
07:58Oh, is that louder than Nick?
07:59Yeah, he had 87.
08:00Oh, that's louder.
08:00Yay!
08:01All right, you move on to the next round.
08:03All right.
08:04One more.
08:06Louder than Nick.
08:10All right.
08:11Who do we have here?
08:12What's your name?
08:13Abby.
08:14All right, this is Abby, everybody.
08:15Where are you from, Abby?
08:16Atlantic City, but Delco at heart.
08:18All right, she's from Atlantic City, but Delco at heart.
08:20Now, let me say, the whole idea for this contest came because I got an email from Abby, and
08:27she said that even though Nick may be quite loud, he's nothing compared to her.
08:31You're going to have to prove it because it doesn't sound like you're very loud.
08:34Oh, I am.
08:35I'm a teacher in Philadelphia.
08:36Hollow, Ohio State.
08:38All right.
08:38Okay.
08:39Very nice.
08:41Time to put your money where your mouth is.
08:42All right, everybody.
08:43Let's see how Abby does.
08:44Shh.
08:44Shh.
08:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:5385 is what I saw.
08:55Oh, no.
08:59Wow.
09:00Wow.
09:0180.
09:01Abby.
09:03This is all your idea.
09:04I practiced in school yesterday, and I think I messed up my vocal cords a little bit.
09:10She might have blown it out.
09:11Yeah.
09:12But thank you for getting up here, dude.
09:13You do move on to the next round.
09:15All right.
09:15Let's get our three contestants that are moving on to the second round.
09:19We have Brett and Dan and Fiona.
09:22All three of you up here.
09:24All champions.
09:24I think world records have been broken here today.
09:27All right.
09:31Now, this time, we are not going to use a decibel meter.
09:35This is going to be, you guys are going to decide our winner by crowd applause.
09:39All right?
09:41We're going to have each one of them scream once, and then I'm going to go to each person
09:46and put my hand over their head, and by your crowd applause, we'll determine who the
09:48winner is.
09:49Casey, what are we giving away as a prize for this contest?
09:51We have, right here, $100 from Stake'Em Up.
09:59That's $100.
10:03All right.
10:03We're going to find out who the loudest listener is.
10:06Let's start with Dan.
10:07We'll go in reverse order.
10:08I know.
10:09Somebody's got to go first, Dan.
10:10This time, I'm just going to hold the mic up.
10:12You give us your best scream, whatever you want to scream.
10:15All right?
10:15Here we go.
10:16Dan, go for it.
10:18Oh, no!
10:19All right?
10:23Hang on.
10:24You got a lot of support from the crowd.
10:26All right, let's go next for Brett.
10:28Dan!
10:29Oh!
10:30All right.
10:33And then finally, you can scream whatever you want, Fiona.
10:36Here we go.
10:38They did it!
10:39It's going to be close.
10:53All right.
10:55At this point, maybe a formality.
10:57Hang on, hang on.
10:58What do you guys think of Dan?
11:01Okay.
11:02All right, good.
11:03What do you think of Brett?
11:05They loved him.
11:07How about Fiona?
11:09There we go.
11:13Oh, Fiona, the loudest listener!
11:17All right, guys.
11:18Head over this way.
11:19We're going to set you up at your prize.
11:21Nick over here, bowing to the champion.
11:24That was a bunch of impressive contestants.
11:27But Fiona killed it.
11:28Way to go, Fiona.
11:29Yeah, she did a great job.
11:30Over and above.
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