The 7:15 Second Date Update – Lip Locked
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00:00Well, we talked about the first 715 second date update of 2022.
00:04So let's see if we can make love happen right now.
00:05It's a new year, some new love.
00:07That's right.
00:07Sarah had reached out to us.
00:09She told us about her date with David.
00:12They went to DATS.
00:13She said she had a great time.
00:14We did quiz her.
00:15We're like, okay, listen, we always hear that everything went great.
00:18She goes, no, I know how to handle myself on a date.
00:20I was polite.
00:21I was charming is what she said.
00:22Yeah.
00:22And things flowed.
00:24We went back and forth in the conversations.
00:25But she hasn't heard from him since the date.
00:27Yeah, and she's reached out to him.
00:29She said a couple of times.
00:30She said she didn't really want to, but she really wants to go back.
00:33Didn't want to be that girl.
00:34Right.
00:34Yeah, but she really wants to see this guy again because she likes him.
00:38So.
00:38All right.
00:38So we're going to do this as we always do.
00:40We're going to try to call David and see if we can get him on the phone.
00:56Hello.
00:57Hi, this is David.
00:59Speaking.
01:00Hey, David.
01:01Happy New Year.
01:02This is J.R., Lana, and Kevin over here at 995QIK.
01:05How are you doing?
01:06Good morning.
01:09Hi.
01:09Good morning.
01:11Sorry.
01:11What's going on?
01:12Yeah, man.
01:12We're doing something called a 715 second date update.
01:15We talk to people about dates.
01:16They go on.
01:17We want to see if you had a couple minutes to actually talk to us on the air.
01:21I know that's a lot.
01:22Just a couple questions, actually, about a date you recently went on.
01:25I guess.
01:30All right.
01:30Appreciate it, man.
01:31All right.
01:31Very cool.
01:32So we wanted to ask you about this girl, Sarah.
01:33We heard you guys went on a great date to Dats.
01:36We asked her a lot of questions about you guys' conversation, about topics you may have
01:41talked about or anything awkward that might have happened.
01:43And she said things went really well.
01:45She thought that you guys flowed really well back and forth with the conversations.
01:49She felt like you were smiling at her and really got a good vibe from you.
01:53And I guess she's reached out a couple times to kind of see if you would be willing to go
01:56on another date.
01:57But she hasn't heard anything from you and is just super confused on what's going on
02:01and really wants some answers.
02:03Do you think, is there a reason why you're not getting back to her?
02:05She's really into you.
02:09It's a little confusing to me.
02:10What you're telling me is that she's really into me, but like, if you asked me, I would
02:15say she's really into herself.
02:18Okay.
02:19What do you mean by that?
02:20Like, just her looks.
02:22I mean, did you ask her about herself?
02:25Well, I mean, we didn't ask her, like, what do you look like when she called us?
02:28She was just telling us about the date.
02:30Like, she felt like she had a connection with you.
02:32You didn't like her?
02:33I can't.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:35I know you're not supposed to be superficial, but I just cannot get over the fact that
02:40her lips are just too big.
02:43They're so big.
02:45You said lips.
02:46Lips.
02:47Yes.
02:47Like, she's like clearly injected her lips with like silicone or fat or whatever they
02:53do.
02:54And I just don't understand.
02:56Yes.
02:56She's made up of fat.
02:57I'm just kidding.
02:59Their lips with like all this crap.
03:01I mean, it looks terrible.
03:03It looks like she just got finished like doing 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
03:07I mean, it's ridiculous.
03:08Okay.
03:09So that was a little bit distracting.
03:11Well, I mean, look, I asked her about it.
03:13You know, elephant in the room.
03:14I was like, oh, did you like do something to your lips to get your lips done?
03:18Because it's obvious and noticeable.
03:20She's like, oh, yeah, I just got them done.
03:22You know, like, but she was like super proud of it.
03:25And I just everything she's saying, I'm just staring at the lips.
03:29And I'm like, how are words even coming out of that mouth?
03:32With these giant, like, bags of flesh laughing around.
03:36I just I can't possibly imagine.
03:38So just imagine too much, you think?
03:41I think he pretty much just said he just said bags of flesh.
03:46I mean, just no, I can't even imagine kissing her.
03:48There's just no way like where it's ridiculous.
03:52All right.
03:53Let me ask you a question, Lana, if you don't mind.
03:54You can answer this.
03:55You don't have to answer it.
03:55Have you done this before?
03:57No, I tried it one time a little bit.
04:00And I couldn't suck on a straw.
04:04Oh, really?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Because she's like, you want to try it?
04:07And I was like, yeah, I'll try it a little bit.
04:08And then I couldn't.
04:09I was like, I can't wait for this to go away.
04:11I've seen people that get them.
04:11And I've seen like when they first get them.
04:13And like, they are really swollen.
04:15It's really puffy swollen, yeah.
04:16OK, well, let me let me bring David.
04:18We actually have Sarah on the phone with us.
04:20That's how we got your phone number.
04:21I want to bring her back on.
04:23Sarah.
04:24Hi, David.
04:25That was just really random.
04:31I did not expect you to mention my lips, of all things.
04:35I mean, yeah, that was very superficial.
04:38Have you noticed where you live?
04:41Like, we're in Tampa.
04:42Everybody cares about their appearance.
04:45If you look online, everybody on Insta, on Facebook.
04:48I mean, people care.
04:50People get Botox.
04:52People fill their lips.
04:53It makes people look beautiful.
04:55And I personally really like it for myself.
04:57I think it adds shade to my face.
04:59It gives me a really nice contour.
05:02So, honestly, I don't know why it's such a shock to you.
05:05I think I look beautiful.
05:06I'm glad that you feel that way about yourself.
05:10I have no idea what you're talking about.
05:13It's like you're speaking Greek to me with the contouring.
05:17And I'm like, I'm not on Instagram, you know, and I'm not like one of these models or like Kylie Jenner or whatever it is.
05:23I don't know what a Sephora is.
05:25I don't know any of that stuff, okay?
05:27All I know is that.
05:29I don't want any of that stuff, okay?
05:32I want a girl who's real and who's confident in the way she looks anyways.
05:35And I don't want weird, like, those, oh, God, those lips.
05:39It's like haunting me.
05:41No, it doesn't look real at all.
05:42I can't possibly imagine putting my lips on those lips.
05:46It's insane to me.
05:47I'm sorry.
05:48I'm sorry.
05:48I just don't want to kiss you.
05:50Okay, so you really sound like a hater right now.
05:53And I'm really sorry that you're intimidated by a woman that knows how to take care of herself.
05:58Whatever.
05:58You can have some natural ugly girl.
06:00Oh, boy.
06:01I'm going to keep myself looking nice for a long time.
06:04You look like that singing bass on the wall.
06:07That's what you look like.
06:09No one's telling you.
06:11But that's what you look like.
06:12I'm sorry.
06:13That's what you look like.
06:14So I don't know if you want, like, a fake tan, Jersey Shore-looking Guido fake dude to be with you, but it ain't me.
06:20Well, I think they're getting along just fine.
06:23Yeah.
06:24David's opinions do not reflect the ones of this show.
06:27So I don't want you to feel bad about yourself.
06:29Yeah, but they're funny.
06:30Yeah, if you want to, I mean, if this is what you want to do, you got to do what you got to do, you know?
06:34And like you said, you're not the only girl that does this.
06:36So it's just not for David.
06:39So I'm sorry we can't make a second date happen.
06:41I would normally ask David to be open to it.
06:44But I think he's been pretty blunt about it.
06:46But now you know why he's not getting back to it.
06:47You can move on to someone who is not going to be critical of this.
06:52Yeah, exactly.
06:53I'm not going to try to force myself on someone that doesn't like the way I look.
06:57There are plenty of guys out there that would drop on their knees to be with me.
07:01There you go.
07:01There you go.
07:02Well, listen, David, thanks for your time this morning.
07:05And thank you for coming on with us.
07:06And Sarah, thank you as well.
07:08And you guys have a great day, okay?
07:10Yeah.
07:10All right.
07:11All right, guys.
07:12Take care.