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00:00A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me I hid on for their pirate ships and sailed off out to sea
00:13But they weren't watching where they went and shipwrecked on the sand
00:18I want to win my treasure back, will you give me a hand?
00:23Oh, hey hock squash bucklers go, take on the pirates, yo ho ho
00:30Hey hock squash bucklers go, take on the pirates, go go go
00:35Will you help me win my treasure back?
00:37Yeah!
00:38Share about the pirates, walk the break
00:40Yeah!
00:41Well I hear you there my hearties
00:44Oh, hey hock squash bucklers go, take on the pirates, yo ho ho
00:48Hey hock squash bucklers go, take on the pirates, go go go
00:53Swashbuckle cheer!
00:55Aha!
00:57Woohoo!
00:59Ahoy then my hearties and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squidfall Swashbuckle
01:05Yay!
01:08I'm Jem and it's great to have you all aboard
01:11But are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?
01:14No!
01:16Great!
01:17And will you help me win back all of my jewels from the very pesky pirates?
01:22Aw, thanks my hearties
01:24Now, uh, has anyone seen that Captain Captain anywhere?
01:31Oh, stop your booing!
01:33I don't care!
01:36Sandy seaweed!
01:40Hey ho, squash bucklers go, take on the pirates, yo ho ho
01:44Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:46What?
01:47On the seven seas are you two singing?
01:50Do you not know it Auntie Captain?
01:51It's a very popular song
01:53Hey ho, squash bucklers go, take on the pirates, yo ho ho
01:57Hey ho, squash bucklers
01:59See look, they all know it, they all know it
02:01Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?
02:03Yeah!
02:04Yeah!
02:05Let's hear you then, me hearties!
02:07Hey ho, squash bucklers go!
02:09Will you stop?
02:10Yeah, stop!
02:11Stop!
02:12Stop!
02:13Stop!
02:14I cannot believe that any pirate would sing that silly song!
02:16Hey!
02:17I wrote that song and I think it's brilliant
02:20Yes, well we could write a song that's a squillion, million, billion, trillion times better than yours
02:25Psst!
02:27Go and write a song that's a squillion, million, billion, trillion times better than Jem's
02:31Now!
02:32Oh!
02:33I shouted Captain, Captain
02:35That ordered a charade
02:37I heard that!
02:38Sorry
02:39Well maybe we'll be hearing the pirates new song a little bit later
02:42But first Squawk let's meet today's swash buckling team
02:45Playing today we've got Rosie!
02:50Rosie is six!
02:52She likes pizza!
02:53Her swash buckle name is Ruby Red Rosie!
02:58Next it's Sebastian!
03:01Sebastian is also six!
03:03He likes maths!
03:05His swash buckle name is Shipwreck Sebastian!
03:10This is Amira!
03:13Amira is six and likes riding her bike!
03:17Her swash buckle name is Ferocious Amira!
03:22Finally we've got Rudra!
03:24Rudra is also six!
03:26He likes going to the park!
03:28His swash buckle name is Crab Claw Rudra!
03:34Welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid to my newest team of swashbucklers
03:39So you're going to help me win back my jewels from the pesky pirates today
03:42But I need to make sure you really are ready for the challenge
03:45So let's do a swash buckle salute!
03:48Let me see you all marching!
03:50Put your hands on your heart!
03:52Here we go!
03:54Eye patch!
03:55Eye patch!
03:56Pirate hat!
03:57Pirate hat!
03:58Swash buckle cheers!
04:00Aha!
04:01Brilliant!
04:02I think they're ready!
04:03So Squawk what do we have to do today?
04:05You daring swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part in different pirate games!
04:14Every time you win a game Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest!
04:20Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess!
04:28Look at our sparkly treasure chest!
04:32So when you win back all of my five jewels we'll keep them in here to keep them safe from Captain Captain!
04:38You won't win these jewels!
04:41Not a chance!
04:43I'm just warming up!
04:45Okay well you're going to have to write a song about how much you missed the jewels because we're going to win them back today!
04:50So Squawk what's the first game?
04:52The first game is Stepping Stones!
04:55The aim of the game is to build a statue of a giant rat!
05:01All you have to do is cross the rock pool to collect the pieces from the other side!
05:07But be careful!
05:09Sandy and Seaweed will try to block your paths!
05:12Yay!
05:13Here's the picture of the rat we need to build with the puzzle pieces which are way over there!
05:20The other side are the Stepping Stones in those three crates covered in seaweed!
05:25Now watch out for the pesky pirates!
05:27Oh!
05:28Seaweed is dragging Sandy there through the balls!
05:30What are they doing?
05:31Oh!
05:32He's helping him to swim!
05:33You need to use your arms as well Sandy!
05:35Now watch out for those pesky pirates!
05:38They will try to put you off!
05:40And if you fall in you have to go back to the side that you were coming from, okay?
05:44You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game!
05:49Sebastian and Rosa will you go first for me?
05:52Yes!
05:53Thanks Maharties!
05:54Alright then are we ready to play?
05:56Yay!
05:57Then swash bucklers away!
06:00Oh well done Rosie!
06:01You may just wobble your way round that barrel, that's brilliant!
06:02All the way across!
06:03Great work Sebastian!
06:04Let's get these first two pieces over!
06:05You can build this rack to get back my tools!
06:07Oh!
06:08Seaweed!
06:09Watch out for Sandy and that octopus!
06:10But just ignore ignore Sebastian!
06:11You can work your way round him!
06:12Brilliant!
06:13Well done!
06:14Well done!
06:15Okay Amira off you go for me!
06:16Well done Rosie and off you go Rudra!
06:17Brilliant!
06:18The first two pieces are over!
06:19Match up the colours!
06:20Oh no!
06:21Mirrors in!
06:22Back this side the half in!
06:23Oh no!
06:24A little fish on her head too!
06:25Keep going Amira back this way!
06:26That's it!
06:27Well done Swashbuckler!
06:28Brilliant!
06:29Okay now turn around and go again!
06:30Well done Maharsie!
06:31Which one's going to go first?
06:32There we go!
06:33Well done Ruja!
06:34Off you go Rosie!
06:35Jump your way round him!
06:36Brilliant!
06:37Well done Rosie and off you go Rudra!
06:38Brilliant!
06:39The first two pieces are over!
06:40Match up the colours!
06:41Oh no!
06:42Mirrors in!
06:43Back this side the half in!
06:44Oh no!
06:45A little fish on her head too!
06:47Keep going Amira back this way!
06:48That's it!
06:49Well done Swashbuckler!
06:50Brilliant!
06:51Okay now turn around and go again!
06:52Well done Maharsie!
06:53Which one's going to go first?
06:54There we go!
06:55Well done Ruja!
06:56Off you go Rosie!
06:57Don't let them slip by!
06:59Brilliant Ruja!
07:00Pop it Ocho!
07:01On to the Rat Tower!
07:02Very good!
07:03It's taking shape!
07:04That's it!
07:05Brilliant Rosie!
07:06Step across that big old fish!
07:08Well done Amira!
07:10Now take your time!
07:12Put your hands in there!
07:13You're looking around trying to work out what to do!
07:15Seaweed slinging some fish!
07:17Oh no!
07:18Oh no!
07:19Oh no!
07:20Oh no!
07:21Oh no!
07:22Oh no!
07:23Oh no!
07:24Oh no!
07:25We can do this!
07:26We've got 20 seconds!
07:27Come on!
07:28He's gonna do this!
07:29Come on Ruja!
07:30Come on Ruja!
07:31Come on!
07:32Do you want to help? Do you want to help? Put this one on. That's it.
07:34That's it. Build it up.
07:36That's it. Build it up.
07:38Come on, Rudra. Oh, no. These boys are being really pesky.
07:41Let's fish in this face. Come on, Rudra. You can...
07:44Oh, no. He's...
07:46He's already here.
07:48That's it. Come on. We can do this.
07:50We've got 20 seconds. Come on. He's gonna do this.
07:53Come on, Rudra.
07:55Come on. We can do this.
07:57That's it. Nearly there.
07:59Earn it on TikTok to run it at the time.
08:02That's it. Seven. Six. Yeah!
08:05Woohoo! You had five seconds left to spare.
08:09Well done, swashbucklers. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view.
08:12Over to you.
08:14Swashbucklers, that was close.
08:17Sneaky tactics from Sandy and Seaweed.
08:20And Mira just avoided that crate of fish.
08:24And speedy footwork from Rudra brought home the final piece.
08:28Well done, team. It's a win!
08:31Yeah!
08:32Well done, swashbucklers. You've won back our first jewel.
08:37So, Captain, Captain, you know the rule.
08:42Send down a jewel!
08:45Well, you'll be singing a very sad song soon, Gem,
08:48because you won't be winning any more jewels!
08:51Yeah, we will! Come on!
08:55Wow, look at this, my hearties!
08:58We've got the red one.
09:00Rosie, pop it right into the middle of the chest for me.
09:03Yeah!
09:05Oh, so now we only need four more of those lovely jewels
09:09and the pesky pirates will have to walk the plank into the stinky ship's mess!
09:16Yeah!
09:18Yeah!
09:19Yeah!
09:20This song is hard.
09:25What rhymes with slop?
09:27Oh, don't tell me. It's...
09:29See what I mean?
09:33No, I've got...
09:34It's coming. It's coming.
09:35It's...
09:36Lop, mop, flop.
09:38Flop!
09:39That's it!
09:40That's the one.
09:41That is the one.
09:42Right.
09:43Two, three, four.
09:44A band of totally brilliant and cool and clever and handsome and crafty
09:48and funny and thoroughly excellent pirates!
09:52Ooh!
09:53That's all we got?
09:54Yeah.
09:55What comes next?
09:57I want to win my treasure back.
10:08Won't you give me a hand?
10:10Oh!
10:13Hang on a minute!
10:15That was actually quite good.
10:18Oh!
10:19There's just one...
10:21Tinksy-winsy problem.
10:24It's exactly the same song!
10:28Oh!
10:29If you want a job doing, do it yourself!
10:32Slop out your nincompoops!
10:38Oh!
10:40Fingers crossed one of those naughty pirates will be singing into the slop very soon.
10:44Right then, Squawk, we're ready to play another game and win back another duel!
10:48What's next?
10:49The second game is Seahorse Cycle!
10:53The aim of the game is to knock over all the barrels.
10:57Working as a team, you need to ride on the tandem seahorse, knock over a tower of barrels,
11:02then tag your teammates to knock over some more.
11:05But be careful!
11:07Sandy and Seaweeds will try to get in the way!
11:10And here are my swashbucklers, ready to play on their seahorse cycles.
11:15Let's see what you have to do.
11:16Look over here.
11:17There are four towers of barrels.
11:19You need to bash them over on your seahorse cycle and then make your way over the line of starfish for your friends then to have their turn.
11:26But watch out.
11:27There are two very pesky pirates lurking about.
11:30And they will, of course, try to get in your way with the new dance move that they're practicing there.
11:35Maybe for Captain Captain's new song.
11:37Look at that.
11:38So sweet.
11:39Right then, Amira and Rudra, will you go first for me?
11:42Yeah.
11:43Brilliant.
11:44That's all right.
11:45Then the hearties, are we ready to play?
11:47Yeah!
11:48And swashbucklers away!
11:54Here they go.
11:55Woohoo!
11:56They're going straight for the green one.
11:58Oh no, they're going to ship you round the green one.
12:00They're going for the yellow tower at the back.
12:02Come on, big bash.
12:03Don't worry about those two.
12:05Yeah!
12:06Brilliant!
12:07Those silly seahorse pirates couldn't get in our way that time, could they?
12:11Well done, Amira.
12:12Well done, Amira.
12:13That's it, Rudra.
12:14Oh, watch out for the flying fish.
12:17Are you ready?
12:18Sebasti and Rosie, up we go.
12:20Brilliant.
12:21Your turn.
12:22There's three more towers to bash over now.
12:24Which one you're going to go for?
12:25Oh, they're looking like they're going to go for the green one.
12:27Oh no, they've changed their direction.
12:29Oh, they're speedy.
12:31Watch out for those pirates.
12:33Yay!
12:34You've got the blue one.
12:35Brilliant.
12:36Okay, Mahazi.
12:37Back over the line of starfish.
12:39Hey, Siri, what are you doing?
12:41You can't pitch a list.
12:43Stop it, you two.
12:45Oh, well done.
12:46Okay then, Amira, Rudra, off you go.
12:48We've got the green and the red barrel.
12:50Still forget.
12:51Yellow.
12:52Oh my gosh.
12:53The green one.
12:54You've got a clear line for that.
12:55Brilliant.
12:56And they're over.
12:58Those pirates are just too close for my squash buffaloes.
13:01Come around, Mahazi.
13:02That's it.
13:03Keep going.
13:04This is brilliant.
13:05We're just going to get the last one.
13:07And go, off we go.
13:08Sebastian and Rosie, off we go.
13:11The last one.
13:12Oh, they're going to go all the way around.
13:13They're going to shimmy it around there.
13:14Hey, watch out for the seaweed's very long legs.
13:17They are now trying to get in the way.
13:19But they can't stop.
13:20They can't get up inside.
13:21They're stopping.
13:22Yay!
13:23We did it.
13:24Well done, Mahazis.
13:26That was brilliant.
13:27Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view.
13:29Over to you.
13:30Seahorse-tastic.
13:31Those pesky pirates couldn't stop this team.
13:33Super steering toppled all the barrels.
13:34And those pirates fell over too.
13:35What a team gem.
13:36It's another win.
13:37Wow, you were super speedy on your seahorse cycle swashbucklers.
13:51Well done.
13:52So now we've won another duel.
13:54So, Captain, Captain, you know the rule.
13:58Send down a duel.
14:01You'll be changing your tune, Gem, when you hear our new pirate song,
14:05Take Your Jewel.
14:07Yay!
14:10Well, thank you very much, Captain, Captain.
14:13Oh, look at that.
14:14It's the blue one.
14:15There you go, Sebastian.
14:16Into the treasure chest, my hearty.
14:18Yay!
14:21Right.
14:22I'm off to teach Sandy and Seaweed my fantastic new song
14:27About how glorious us pirates are.
14:30Oh, yes, we are!
14:32I am rather talented, aren't I?
14:40It's a winner, isn't it?
14:41That's what you think.
14:42Right.
14:43Ready for warm-up?
14:44Copy me.
14:45Ah!
14:46Ah!
14:47OK, yes, we're warm.
14:50Right.
14:51Here's some words and music for you.
14:53And you.
14:54Now, I don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but I think I've done a pretty good job.
14:58Here we go.
14:59A band of awesome pirates took some jewels from Gem.
15:05We sailed off with our pirate swag to cause some more mayhem.
15:09And we were watching where we went, we meant to hit the sand.
15:14You'll never win your treasure back with all your tiny hands.
15:18Come on, boys.
15:19Follow me.
15:20Join in.
15:21Here we go.
15:22Hey-ho, the pirates know you'll never win cause you're too slow.
15:26Hey-ho, the pirates know you'll never win cause you're too slow.
15:31Hey-ho, the pirates know you'll never win cause you're too slow.
15:46Fuckin' here, cheer!
15:47Ah-ha!
15:48Actually, Captain, Captain, I think I'll find it goes like this.
15:49Ha-ha!
15:50Hey-ho, Smosh Beccalers, go!
15:51Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!
15:52Hey-ho, Smosh Beccalers, go!
15:53Take on the pirates, go, go, go!
15:54Actually, Captain, Captain, I think I'll find it goes like this.
15:57Ha-ha!
15:58Hey-ho, Smosh Beccalers, go!
16:01Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!
16:03Hey-ho, Smosh Beccalers, go!
16:05Take on the pirates, go, go, go!
16:08Will you help me win my treasure back?
16:10Yay!
16:11No!
16:12Shall I make the pirates walk the flag?
16:13Yay!
16:14That's you, you fools!
16:15Well, let's hear them, my hearties!
16:17Hey-ho, Smosh Beccalers, go!
16:19What are you doing?
16:20Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!
16:21Hello!
16:22Hey-ho, Smosh Beccalers, go!
16:24This is ridiculous!
16:25Take on the pirates, go, go, go!
16:26Swosh Beccalers, go, go, go!
16:27Swosh Beccalers, go, go, go!
16:28Cheers!
16:29Ha-ha!
16:30Ha-ha-ha!
16:31Oh, that was excellent!
16:32Whoa, whoa!
16:33Whoa!
16:34Oh, don't worry about me!
16:35I'll be fine!
16:36All right, mate.
16:37Yeah!
16:38That's a good thing to get a little off in, didn't I?
16:39Oh, we'll tell you something!
16:41Yay!
16:43Yeah!
16:44And our song is still the best, isn't it, my hearties?
16:47Right then, it's almost time for the shipwreck rummage.
16:50To get us ready for our final game, let's do one more swashbuckle salute!
16:54Let me see you all marching!
16:56Put your hands on your heart!
16:58Here we go!
17:00Eyepatch!
17:01Eyepatch!
17:02Pirate Hats!
17:03Pirate Hats!
17:04Pirate Hats!
17:05Swashbuckle cheer!
17:07Ha-ha!
17:08Come on, let's get those three final jewels!
17:10Bring it on!
17:11It's the shipwreck rummage!
17:14The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that have been hidden around
17:20the shipwreck.
17:21All you have to do is use the map, because X marks the spot where each of the jewels lie.
17:27But be careful!
17:28Sandy, Seaweed and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well, and they must all be in the
17:34chest before the time runs out!
17:37All right, your hearties, it's time to win back my next three jewels.
17:42Let me show you where they're hiding.
17:43Up on the top deck we have the purple jewel in the pool of pearls, and over on the cove
17:49lookout we have the white jewel in the baskets of starfish, and on the lower deck the green
17:54jewel is in the food store.
17:56So Rudra and Sebastian, you're going first for me.
17:58What colour will you go for?
17:59Purple.
18:00For pool of pearls?
18:01All right then, are we ready to play?
18:04Ha-ha!
18:05Then swashbucklers away!
18:07Up to the pool of pearls to begin the rummage!
18:12Go find that purple, team!
18:15Watch out for Sandy, are those cabbages, boys!
18:19Wow, Sebastian has jumped right into the pool of pearls!
18:25He wants that jewel!
18:27Keep it!
18:28Don't let seaweed put you off!
18:30He's got it!
18:31Hey girls, they've got the purple one, so which one are you going to go for me next?
18:36What are you going for?
18:37The green.
18:38The green one at the food store!
18:39Brilliant!
18:40Okay then, that's it girls, off you go!
18:42Well done, the hardies, let's get the purple one in the checker set!
18:46Rosie and Rudra are heading for the food store!
18:50Rummage through those barrels, girls!
18:53There's cabbages flying everywhere!
18:56They've found the green!
18:58Stop rummaging, Rosie!
19:00They've got the green ones for boys now!
19:02The last one is the white one in the checker set up!
19:04Go, go, go boys!
19:05Brilliant!
19:06You've got the jewel to find, but time is slipping away!
19:13Great climbing, boys, but you've got to be quick!
19:19Watch out for seaweed and those peach balls!
19:23And he's found the white!
19:26Found the slide, boys! Found the slide!
19:29Don't worry about those naughty pirates! Hurry back to the chest!
19:36Wow!
19:37That's it!
19:38Wow!
19:39We did it!
19:42Yeah!
19:43Yes!
19:44Well done, Swashbucklers! We've got all five jewels back in the chest!
19:50Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view! Over to you!
19:53A rapid rummage!
19:56The boys plucked purple from the pool of pearls!
20:00The girls dug deep in the food store to find the green!
20:04And some speedy swashbuckling from Sebastian reveals the final white jewel in the cove lookout!
20:11It's a win, Gem! Swashbuckle cheer! Ah-ha!
20:17Yes! Well done, the hearties!
20:19You beat those pesky pirates and won back all five of my jewels!
20:23Thank you so much!
20:24So now I'd like to hand them out for you to hold onto for me!
20:27There goes Sebastian!
20:28Thank you!
20:29You're welcome! One for you, Udra!
20:30Thank you!
20:31That's all right!
20:32There you go, Rosie!
20:33Good girl!
20:34There you go, Mira!
20:35Thank you!
20:36You're very welcome!
20:37And then, of course, the blue one for me!
20:39Let's hear it for my swashbuckling!
20:43So now we've got all five of my jewels!
20:46You know what that means!
20:47It's time for pesky pirates to walk the plank!
20:50But who's it gonna be?
20:52Hmm...
20:53Shall I spin the wheel to see?
20:54Come on, then!
20:55It could be one of them!
20:56It could be all three!
20:57Let's spin!
20:58Now, will it be Sandy with the waistcoat?
21:01Captain, captain with the black hat?
21:04Or seaweed with the stripy top?
21:06Next rise to the top!
21:07It looks like it's gonna be...
21:08Captain!
21:09Capped!
21:10It's time for you to walk the plank!
21:12Walk the plank!
21:13Captain
21:18It's time for you to
21:20Walk the flat
21:40It looks like they finally got what they cheered for in my song
21:43Brilliant was these in my hearties for more swashbuckles
21:50Swashbuckaloo, go! Take all the pirates, yo ho ho!
21:53Hey ho! Swashbuckaloo, go!
21:55Take all the pirates, yo ho ho!
21:58Hey ho! Swashbuckaloo, go!
22:00Take all the pirates, go, go, go!
22:03Swashbuckaloo cheer! Ha ha!