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00:00A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me I hid on board their pirate ships and sailed off out to sea
00:13But they weren't watching where they went and shipwrecked on the sand
00:18I want to win my treasure back, will you give me a hand?
00:23Oh hey ho squashbucklers go, take on the pirates, yo ho ho!
00:30Oh hey ho squashbucklers go, take on the pirates, go go go!
00:35Will you help me with my treasure back?
00:37Shout me the pirates, what's the plan?
00:40Well let's hear you then my hearties!
00:43Oh hey ho squashbucklers go, take on the pirates, yo ho ho!
00:48Oh ho ho, hey ho squashbucklers go, take on the pirates, go go go!
00:53Swashbuckle cheer!
00:55Ah ha!
00:56Ah hey!
00:57Ahoy there!
00:58Ahoy there my hearties and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle!
01:06I'm Jen and it's great to have you all aboard.
01:11Now are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?
01:14Great, and will you help me to win back all of my five jewels from the very pesky pirates?
01:22Ah, thanks my hearties!
01:25And speaking of pesky pirates, have you seen them anywhere?
01:29No!
01:30No, me neither!
01:32Oh, hang on, what's this?
01:36Oh, it's a message in a bottle, what does it say?
01:41It says, dear Jem, Captain Hay-Ho here, I've left on a voyage to find the spotted dimpled dope, the rarest and scariest monster in all the seven seas, and cook and line have come with me to help!
02:00But if there's no Captain Hay-Ho or cook and line, then how am I going to win back my jewels?
02:07Um, my hearties, have you seen a pirate captain anywhere?
02:11Hello!
02:13Have you missed me?
02:15I'm back!
02:16I'm back!
02:17And it feels fabulous!
02:18Oh, and I have missed your lovely booing!
02:23Captain, Captain, you're back!
02:26Sharp as ever, Jem.
02:27I am indeed, which means you won't be winning any of my jewels!
02:32Uh, haven't you heard?
02:34Cook and line have gone too, so you don't have a crew to stop my swashbucklers!
02:39That's where you're wrong, Jem!
02:41I contacted Hire-A-Pirate, and they are sending me two of their bestest, top-notch, amazing pirates!
02:50Ahoy there, me hearties!
02:55Oh, and what's your name, pirate?
02:58They call me Sandy Toes, but you, Captain, can call me Sandy.
03:02Oh, well, you look like a salty sea dog who sailed on many a pirate ship, am I right?
03:07Oh, that you are, Captain.
03:09I have walked many a plank, and I have wrestled many a giant octopus.
03:13It's all here in me CV.
03:15Well, welcome to my crew, Sandy.
03:18Thank you very much.
03:19But I ordered two pirates.
03:21Where's the other one?
03:25Oh, you must be my new captain.
03:27Nice to meet you.
03:28Oh, ahoy there, but no, your captain's up there.
03:32Seaweed!
03:33Is that you?
03:35Auntie!
03:36This is awesome!
03:38Hang on a minute.
03:40Captain Captain is your auntie?
03:43Well, I haven't seen my nephew since he was this high.
03:46And now look at him!
03:48I always wanted to be a pirate.
03:50Just like my favourite auntie, Captain Captain!
03:52Oh, this is my first time on a pirate ship.
03:54Can I stay auntie?
03:55Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
03:57Okay, okay, okay.
03:58I guess I can give you both a trial.
04:00But, remember, if you are not up to my high standards, I can always send you back.
04:07Well, what are you waiting for?
04:10Get ready for the first game!
04:13Aye, aye, Captain Captain.
04:15Aye, aye, Auntie.
04:16Anti-Captain?
04:17Captain Auntie.
04:18Anti-Captain?
04:19No!
04:20Well, I think we should see what Sandy and Seaweed are made of.
04:23So, Captain Captain, bring it on with your new crew.
04:26Ha-ha!
04:27Squawk lets meet today's swashbucklers.
04:29And today, we've got Skylar.
04:33Yeah!
04:34Skylar is six.
04:35She likes dancing.
04:37Her swashbuckle name is Sneaky Skylar.
04:41Next, it's Amira.
04:44Amira is also six.
04:46She likes bunnies.
04:47Her swashbuckle name is Seahorse Amira.
04:52This is Callan.
04:54Callan is six.
04:55He likes football.
04:57His swashbuckle name is Pirate Shark Callan.
05:02Finally, we've got Chloe.
05:05Chloe is also six.
05:06She likes gymnastics.
05:08Her swashbuckle name is Seashell Chloe.
05:16Welcome aboard to my new brilliant team of swashbucklers.
05:20Now, you are here to help me win back my jewels from Captain Captain
05:23and her new crew, Sandy and Seaweed.
05:26But I need to make sure that you really are up for the challenge.
05:29So, let's do a swashbuckle salute.
05:31Let me see you all marching.
05:33Put your hands on your heart.
05:36Here we go.
05:37Eye patch.
05:38Eye patch.
05:39Pirate hats.
05:40Pirate hats.
05:41Pirate hats.
05:42Swashbuckle cheer.
05:44Aha!
05:45Aha!
05:46We are ready to take them on.
05:48So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?
05:50Yay!
05:51You daring swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take part in different pirate games.
05:59Every time you win a game, Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.
06:05Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess.
06:14Swashbucklers, look over here.
06:16This is our treasure chest.
06:18So, when you win back my sparkly jewels from those pesky pirates, we'll put them in here
06:23to keep them safe from Captain Captain and Sandy and Seaweed, okay?
06:27Now I'm back, Gem, with a brand new crew.
06:31There'll be no more winning back jewels for you.
06:34Oh, really?
06:35We'll see about that, Captain Captain.
06:38Squawk, we're ready for the first game.
06:40The first game is Shivering Timbers.
06:44The aim of the game is to make a giant jigsaw puzzle of Gem's jewels.
06:49All you have to do is walk along the plank and collect the pieces from the other side.
06:54But be careful.
06:56Sandy and Seaweed will make things tricky and try to knock you off the plank.
07:01Why, thank you, Squawk.
07:05And look over here, swashbucklers.
07:07This is the picture you need to build with the eight puzzle pieces, my five sparkly jewels.
07:12And, in fact, I've managed to sneak two in down here to start you off, okay?
07:17So, the other six are way over there, the other side of the plank, in those three crates.
07:23But look out for the two new pesky pirates.
07:26I've got a feeling these two are going to get up to mischief.
07:29You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out across the screen
07:33and close the treasure chest to play the game.
07:36So, are we ready to play?
07:41Pirates, do you have your game faces ready to play?
07:44Aha!
07:46Then swashbucklers away!
07:49Come on, let's do this.
07:51Let's show those you pesky pirates that we are winning teams.
07:57Well done in mirrors across.
07:58Well done, Skylar.
07:59Let's get those puzzle pieces and bring them back.
08:02As quick as you can.
08:04And Skylar, you get ready to go again.
08:05Brilliant, Chloe.
08:06Chloe's back.
08:07Bash you over, Callan.
08:08Off you go Skylar.
08:09You've made it back in time.
08:10Well done.
08:11Brilliant.
08:12Okay, Callan and Chloe.
08:13Off you go.
08:14Show me what you're made of, boys.
08:16You've got two red tools there.
08:17That's it.
08:18They go side by side.
08:19Well done.
08:20Good job.
08:21That's it.
08:22Amira, wait a minute.
08:23Amira.
08:24Amira, wait for the others to come back.
08:26That's it for Harvey.
08:27Well done.
08:28And Skylar, you get ready to go again.
08:30Brilliant, Chloe.
08:31He's back.
08:32Bash you over, Callan.
08:33Off you go Skylar.
08:34Well done, Amira.
08:35If we don't win, I'll be calling the pirate agency.
08:39Well done, Amira.
08:40He's got the last piece there.
08:42Okay, Skylar, watch out for seaweed.
08:45Oh, he's trying to pause you there with his crab claw machine.
08:47So speedy.
08:48Look at you.
08:49That was amazing.
08:50Well done.
08:51That's it, Amira.
08:52That's the last piece.
08:53Okay, Callan and Chloe can come and help put the puzzle together.
08:56Come and help put it together, everyone.
08:57Ha-ha.
08:58Give it a wiggle.
08:59We're nearly there.
09:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:01Take that, your new pesky virus.
09:02We did it.
09:03Well done, my hearties.
09:04Squawky, you've got the bird's eye view.
09:05Over to you.
09:06Shiver me timbers.
09:07Sandy and seaweed will have to try harder if they want to stop this team.
09:20Brilliant balancing and a perfect puzzle means it's your first win.
09:25Ha-ha!
09:26You did it, swashbucklers.
09:27I knew you would beat those new pesky pirates.
09:32Well done, my hearties.
09:34You've won back our first duel.
09:36So, captain, captain, remember, you know the rule.
09:40Send down a duel.
09:43First day back and I've already lost a duel.
09:47Yeah!
09:48Ha-ha-ha!
09:49Oh, wow, swashbucklers, look at this.
09:53It's the purple jewel.
09:56Wow, it's so sparkly.
09:58Let's have a big cheer for the purple jewels.
10:00Yeah!
10:01So now we only need four more of those sparkly jewels.
10:06And we'll see either captain, captain, sandy, seaweed, or maybe all three of them end up in the stinky ship's mess.
10:15Ha-ha-ha!
10:16Yay!
10:17Yay!
10:18Yay!
10:19Ready?
10:20Aim.
10:21Slap.
10:22Slap.
10:23Yeah.
10:24It's good, lad.
10:25It's good.
10:26But remember, just the slop, not the bucket.
10:28Ah, there's just so much to remember.
10:31Right.
10:32How's seaweed slopping out training going?
10:35Sandy says I'm way better than I was earlier.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Okay then, seaweed.
10:39Show me what you can do.
10:41Ready?
10:42Aim.
10:43Slap.
10:44Slap.
10:45Ha-ha!
10:46You turned out the sun.
10:48Yeah.
10:49On the bright side, at least he didn't throw himself in this time.
10:52Oh, it's in my shoes.
10:54This is not a good start.
10:56Oh, dear.
10:57Seaweed's got a lot more training to do.
11:00But hopefully we'll see at least one of those pesky pirates in the stinky ship's mess a little bit later.
11:06Right then, Squawk, we're ready for another game.
11:08What's next?
11:09The second game is Shirley Shark's Supper Time.
11:13The aim of the game is to feed Shirley Shark ten bananas before her mouth closes.
11:19Working as a team, you have to collect the bananas, load them into the fruit flinger and fire them into Shirley Shark's mouth.
11:26But be careful, Sandy and Seaweed will try to get in the way.
11:32Why, thank you, Squawk.
11:34And here is one of the soft bananas you have to collect from the fruit crates next to you.
11:39Load it into your fruit flinger and then fire it over there into Shirley the Shark's mouth.
11:44There are ten you to get all together and I'll help you keep count with my banana counter.
11:49Now watch out for the two new pesky pirates.
11:52They will try to put you off and get in your way.
11:55Swashbucklers, are you ready to play?
11:57New pirates, are you ready to play?
12:02Ha-ha!
12:04Then Swashbucklers away!
12:10Okay, fling it in.
12:11Go on.
12:12That's it, Skylar.
12:13Big fling.
12:14Go, go, go!
12:15Okay, here we go.
12:16Come on, Amira.
12:17Ready.
12:18Aim.
12:19Fire!
12:20Yay!
12:21The first one's in.
12:22Brilliant.
12:23Woo-hoo!
12:24First banana in Shirley.
12:25Oh, we just missed.
12:26Try again, Amira.
12:27Ready, Skylar.
12:28As quick as you can.
12:29That's it.
12:30Ready.
12:31Oh, I was a bit too high again but Seaweed caught it.
12:34Well done, Seaweed.
12:35Good catch.
12:36Get another one ready.
12:38That's it, Chloe.
12:39Well done.
12:40Yes!
12:41Another one's in.
12:42Come on, we've still got eight.
12:43We need to get in.
12:44I got another one in.
12:45Oh, it bashed Shirley on the nose.
12:48Oh, a bit too low.
12:49A little bit higher next time.
12:50You ready, Callan?
12:51Here we go.
12:52Come on, Amira.
12:53That's it.
12:54Aim and fight.
12:55Yes!
12:56Another one in.
12:57That's it.
12:58Oh.
12:59And it's in.
13:00Well done, Chloe.
13:01You did it.
13:02That's four in, Maharty.
13:03Still got six more to get in.
13:05Oh, now only five.
13:06We've got five in.
13:08Well done, Swashbuckers.
13:09Yes!
13:10Another one's in.
13:11Well done.
13:12Four more to go.
13:13And another one's in.
13:14It bounced off the teeth.
13:15Well done, Chloe.
13:16Three more to go.
13:17We're coming up to the last ten seconds.
13:19Ten.
13:20Nine.
13:21Eight.
13:22Seven.
13:23Come on.
13:24Six.
13:25Five.
13:26Five.
13:27Four.
13:28Yes, three.
13:29One.
13:30Oh.
13:31Time is up.
13:32Well done.
13:33What a great effort, Swashbucklers.
13:34Gorg, you've got the bird's eye view.
13:36Over to you.
13:38Wow.
13:39Great game.
13:41Some awesome aiming and a super catch from Seaweed, too.
13:46But surely Shark needed ten bananas and you only managed eight, so this time it's a lose.
13:53Oh, never mind, my hearties.
13:55Those pirates made it really tricky for you, didn't they?
13:58But the good news is you can still win that jewel back later in the shipwreck rummage, okay?
14:03Oh, Gem, you don't get a jewel.
14:06But I do have something else you can have.
14:10Boo!
14:11Boo!
14:12What is this, Captain Captain?
14:17Uh, hang on a minute.
14:19Is this a mini version of your pirate handbook?
14:23Yes, Gem.
14:24Now I'm back.
14:25I thought you could brush up on my pirate rules.
14:29Right.
14:30Now, I'm off to somewhere called the Captain's Cove.
14:34My new living quarters.
14:37I hope it's up to my high standards.
14:44Oh.
14:48It's not quite the Captain's Quarters I was expecting.
14:52It definitely needs zhooshing up a bit and some subtle bling here and there.
15:00Oh, well, that's not a problem, Captain.
15:01You leave that to us.
15:03Any of this?
15:04Take your fancy.
15:05Oh, now I love that.
15:08And that is definitely a bit of me.
15:12Oh, yes.
15:13Do you know what?
15:14I can feel a song coming on.
15:17Ooh, she sings.
15:20Do I ever, boys.
15:31My name is Captain Captain.
15:33I'm back here on this shipwreck.
15:35I've been away for quite a while.
15:38Now I'm safe on my poop deck.
15:40I'm back, I'm back, I'm back again.
15:45Captain Captain's here again.
15:47She's back, she's back, she's back again.
15:50Watch your Captain rock and roll.
15:55Out of date in charge of all.
15:57I guess you're wondering where I went too many moons ago.
16:04Well, Strictly Come Pirating is a TV talent show.
16:08I sing and dance so I took part.
16:10I always did my best.
16:12But Captain Twinkle Toes he won.
16:15And I was second best.
16:17I'm back, I'm back, I'm back again.
16:21Captain Captain's here again.
16:25She's back, she's back, she's back again.
16:30Watch your Captain rock and roll.
16:32Out of date in charge of all.
16:34Now all you pirates follow me.
16:52Captain Captain's back you see.
16:54We need some rules so listen to me.
16:56I'm back on this shipwreck I am Captain C.
16:58I'm back, I'm back, I'm back again.
17:03Captain Captain's here again.
17:07She's back, she's back, she's back again.
17:11Watch your Captain rock and roll.
17:14Out of date in charge of all.
17:17Stop!
17:18She's back, she's back.
17:19I'm back, she's back.
17:20I'm back.
17:21I'm back.
17:24I'm back.
17:29Ah, Captain Captain it is so good to have you back.
17:32And Sandy and Sea we've got their first taste of slop.
17:35Hopefully it won't be their last.
17:37If we win back all of my jewels now in the shipwreck rummage.
17:40Squawk we are ready, bring it on.
17:42It's the shipwreck rummage.
17:46The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that have been hidden around the shipwreck.
17:52All you have to do is use the map because X marks the spot where each of the jewels lie.
17:59But be careful, Sandy, Sea Weed and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well.
18:04And they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.
18:09Good luck swashbucklers.
18:12Come on the hearties, let's rummage.
18:15Let me show you where the four jewels are hiding.
18:17Up on the top deck we have the white jewel in the cove lookout.
18:21And the green jewel is over there in the crates of rats and mice.
18:25And on the lower deck we have the blue jewel over in the cannonballs.
18:29And we have the red jewel in the new Captain's Cove.
18:32So, Skylar and Mira, you're going first for me.
18:36What colour will you go for?
18:37Blue.
18:38You're off to the cannonballs.
18:39All right then, the hearties.
18:41Are we ready to play?
18:43Yeah!
18:45Pirates, are you ready to play?
18:47Yeah!
18:49Then swashbucklers away!
18:51Come on!
18:52I've been looking forward to this.
18:54It's rummage time.
18:56Skylar and Mira are off to the cannonballs in search of blue.
19:00And they've found it already!
19:02Wow, that was so speedy!
19:03That was amazing!
19:04So, Chloe and Callan, which one are you going for next?
19:08Green.
19:09You're going for the green one.
19:10Okay, off you go!
19:11Wow!
19:12Well done, Mahati!
19:13Three of those sparkly jewels to find.
19:16Callan and Chloe have some climbing to do.
19:18They're going for green in the crates of rats and mice.
19:24Quickly, team!
19:26Rummage through those crates!
19:28And they've got it!
19:29Mira and Skylar, they've got the green one.
19:31So, which one are you going for next?
19:33Red.
19:34You're going for the red.
19:35Bring it down.
19:36Well done, Chloe.
19:37Look out for those balls there, Callan.
19:39Keep going, Callan!
19:41Keep coming, keep coming!
19:42Two jewels to find.
19:44And Mira and Skylar are straight to the captain's cove.
19:48They're hoping to find red.
19:50Come on, team!
19:51Keep rummaging!
19:52And Mira looks like she might have spotted it!
19:55She has!
19:56Hurry back!
19:57Captain and Chloe, they've got the red jewel.
19:59The last one we need now is the white jewel over the cove.
20:01Look out!
20:02Go, go, go!
20:04Only one jewel to find.
20:06But time is running out!
20:08You've got to be speedy!
20:10Come on, team!
20:12Don't worry about those pesky pirates!
20:14Focus on finding the jewel!
20:16Come on!
20:17Yes!
20:18They've got it!
20:19But they still need to get it home!
20:22Hurry, Swashbucklers!
20:23Into the treasure chest!
20:24You've done it!
20:25Take back, you pesky pirates!
20:26Well done, Maharty!
20:27Squawk, you've got the bear!
20:28You've got the bear!
20:29You've got the bear!
20:30Come on, team!
20:31Come on, team!
20:32Come on, team!
20:33Come on, team!
20:34Come on, team!
20:35Don't worry about those pesky pirates!
20:36Focus on finding the jewel!
20:37Come on, team!
20:38Yes, they've got it!
20:39Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view open to you!
20:42A rummage to remember!
20:44Amira and Skylar bagged blue at the cannonballs!
20:48Chloe and Callan grabbed green in the crates of rats and mice!
20:52Amira rummaged for red in the captain's cove!
20:55And finally, Callan scooped white at the cove lookout!
20:59All five jewels in the chest gem!
21:02You know what that means!
21:03It's a wheel!
21:05Woohoo!
21:06Well done, swashbucklers!
21:08You did it!
21:09You won back my five jewels from those pesky pirates!
21:13So, you know what that means!
21:16It's time for one or maybe three of them to walk the plank!
21:20But who's it gonna be?
21:22Amira, let's spin the wheel to sea!
21:24Big spin, my hearty!
21:26Will it be Sandy with his waistcoat?
21:29Or will it be Seaweed with his stripy T-shirt?
21:32Or Captain Captain with her black hat?
21:35It's all three!
21:36It's a triple-stop try!
21:38So, all three of you have to...
21:40Walk the plank!
21:41Walk the plank!
21:42Walk the plank!
21:43Welcome back!
21:44Walk the plank!
21:45Walk the plank!
21:46Walk the plank!
21:47Walk the plank!
21:48Walk the plank!
21:50Woohoo!
21:51Now, Captain, it's your turn!
21:53Walk the plank!
21:55Woohoo!
21:56And now, Sandy, here we go!
21:59Walk the plank!
22:01Woohoo!
22:02Woohoo!
22:03Woohoo!
22:04Oh, what a great way to welcome Sandy and Seaweed on board the Scarlet Squid covered in the ship's mess!
22:15And that Captain Captain Green, as always, really suits you!
22:19We'll see you soon, my hearties, for more Swashbuckles!
22:24Hey, ho Swashbucklers, go!
22:26Take on the pirates, yo ho ho!
22:28Hey, ho Swashbucklers, go!
22:31Take on the pirates, yo ho ho!
22:33Swashbucklers, go!
22:34Hey, ho Swashbucklers, go!
22:35Hey, ho Swashbucklers, go!
22:36Hey, ho Swashbucklers, go!
22:37Take on the pirates, go, go, go!
22:38Swashbucklers cheer!
22:39Ha ha!
22:40Ha ha!