Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 7 Lie To Me
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00:00Come on, Mum. She's always late.
00:18Are you lost?
00:21No. My mum's just the person who picked me up is all.
00:27Do you want me to walk you home?
00:30No, thank you.
00:32My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night.
00:37Run and catch.
00:41The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.
00:48Share the sweetest voice.
00:55What will your mummy sing when they find your body?
00:59I...
01:01I'm not supposed to talk to people.
01:06Oh.
01:07Well, I'm not a person, see? So that's just...
01:11Run home.
01:12Run home.
01:13My angel.
01:14Hello, Giusella.
01:15Do you remember the song mummy used to sing me?
01:20Pray.
01:21I remember.
01:22I remember.
01:23Yes, you do.
01:24Do you remember?
01:25Do you remember the song mummy used to sing me?
01:26Pray.
01:27I remember.
01:29Yes, you do.
01:30Do you remember?
01:31Do you remember the song mummy used to sing me?
01:32Pray.
01:33I remember.
01:34Yes, you do.
01:35Do you remember the song mummy used to sing me?
01:39Pray.
01:40I remember.
01:41Yes, you do.
01:42Priscilla, leave here.
01:43I'm offering you that chance.
01:44Take Spike and get out.
01:45Will you hurt me?
01:46No.
01:47No, you can't.
01:48Not anymore.
01:49If you don't leave, it'll go badly for all of us.
01:50My two boys gone all away, hasn't he?
01:52To her.
01:53I'm offering you that chance.
01:54Take Spike and get out.
01:55Will you hurt me?
01:56No.
01:57No, you can't.
01:58Not anymore.
01:59If you don't leave, it'll go badly for all of us.
02:02My two boys gone all away, hasn't he?
02:05To her.
02:08Yeah.
02:09I'm offering you that chance.
02:12Take Spike and get out.
02:13to her.
02:19Who?
02:23The girl.
02:26The slayer.
02:35Your heart stinks of her.
02:43Poor little thing.
02:46She has no idea
02:47what's in store.
02:52This can't go on,
02:54Drusilla.
02:55It's got to end.
02:59Oh, no, my pet.
03:04This is just
03:06the beginning.
03:13Oh, no, my pet.
05:05Well, we're not as such, no.
05:07Rupert, you're gonna have to trust me.
05:11All right, all right. I'll put myself in your hands.
05:14That sounds like fun.
05:16Okay, tomorrow night, 7.30, right?
05:19Yes.
05:21Hey.
05:22Hello. Um, did we hunt last night?
05:26I did a couple quick sweeps downtown.
05:28Any encounters?
05:30Nothing vampire-y.
05:33I've been searching your friend Spike, and the profile is fairly unappetizing, but I still haven't got a bead on why he's here.
05:42You'll figure it out.
05:43Are you all right?
05:45You seem a little glum.
05:48I'm fine.
05:50Why don't you take a night off?
05:53Okay.
05:54That'd be nice.
05:55Yes.
05:55You could spend some time with Angel.
05:59I don't know.
06:01He might have other plans.
06:03Well, it seems like Louis XVI was just sort of a weak king.
06:13That's fair enough.
06:15Uh, any other impressions?
06:17I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette.
06:21I can so relate to her.
06:23She worked really hard to look that good, and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort.
06:29And I know the peasants were all depressed.
06:31I think you mean oppressed.
06:35Whatever.
06:36They were cranky.
06:38So they're like, let's lose some heads.
06:42That's fair.
06:43And Marie Antoinette cared about them.
06:46She was going to let them have cake.
06:48Yes, well, that's a very interesting perspective.
06:52Um, would anyone else like to comment?
06:58I don't know.
06:59Well, I don't think so.
07:02They seem pretty friendly.
07:04Who's friendly?
07:05No one.
07:06Angel and a girl.
07:08Willow, do we have to be in total share mode?
07:10Hey, it's me.
07:11If Angel's doing something wrong, I want to know.
07:14Because it gives me a happy.
07:16Oh, I'm glad someone has a happy.
07:19Oh, you just need cheering up.
07:21And I know just the thing.
07:23Crazed dance party at the broads.
07:25Very calm dance party at the broads.
07:33Moping at the broads.
07:36I'd suggest a box of Oreos dunked in apple juice, but maybe she's over that face.
07:40Ford?
07:41Ford?
07:42Hey, Summers.
07:44How you been?
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45What are you doing here?
07:46Uh, matriculating.
07:48Huh?
07:49I'm finishing up my senior year at Sunnydale High.
07:52Dad got transferred.
07:54This is great.
07:56Why'd you think so?
07:57Didn't think you'd remember me.
07:59Remember you?
08:01Duh.
08:02We only went to school together for seven years.
08:04You were my giant fifth grade crush.
08:06So, you two know each other.
08:09Oh, I'm sorry.
08:11Um, this is Ford.
08:12Uh, Billy Fordham, this is Xander and Willow.
08:16Hi.
08:17Hey.
08:18Nice to meet you.
08:20Uh, Ford and I went to Hemery together in L.A.
08:22And now you're here.
08:24For real?
08:25Dad got the transfer and boom, he just dragged me out of Hemery and put me down here.
08:30So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade?
08:33Not even.
08:34Ford wouldn't give me the time of day.
08:37Well, I was a manly sixth grader.
08:39Couldn't bother with someone that young.
08:42It was terrible.
08:44I moped over you for months.
08:46Sitting in my room listening to that divinal song I touch myself.
08:52Of course, I had no idea what it was about.
08:57Hey, are you busy tonight?
09:00We're going to the bronze, it's the local club, and you have to come.
09:04I'd love to.
09:05But if you guys already had plans, would I be imposing?
09:10No, only in the literal sense.
09:12Okay, then.
09:13I gotta find the admissions office.
09:15Get my papers in order.
09:17Well, you know what?
09:17I'll take you there and I'll see you guys in French.
09:20It's good to meet you.
09:21This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends.
09:30Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?
09:32Oh, that's what that song is about?
09:48Ford, you made it.
09:49It wasn't hard to find.
09:50Buffy Ford was just telling us about the ninth grade beauty contest and the swimsuit competition.
09:59Oh, my God, Ford, stop that.
10:01The more people you tell, the more people I have to kill.
10:04You can't touch me, Summers.
10:06I know all your darkest secrets.
10:08Care to make a small wager on that?
10:10I'm gonna go get a drink.
10:13Ford, try not to talk.
10:22Oh.
10:23Hey.
10:25I was hoping you'd show.
10:27That's Angel.
10:28He's Buffy's beau.
10:30Her special friend.
10:32He's not in school, right?
10:34You look older than him.
10:36You're not wrong.
10:37So, what'd you do last night?
10:45Nothing.
10:48Nothing at all.
10:50You ceased to exist?
10:52No, I mean, I stayed in.
10:54Red.
10:56Oh.
10:57Didn't want that soda after all.
11:08Not thirsty.
11:09Hey, Angel.
11:12Hi.
11:15This is Ford.
11:17We went to school together in L.A.
11:19Nice to meet you.
11:20Whoa.
11:21Cold hands.
11:22You're not wrong.
11:23So, you're here visiting Buffy?
11:28No, I'm actually here to stay.
11:31Just moved down.
11:33Hey, Angel.
11:34Do you want a flight?
11:36You know, it's getting really crowded in here tonight.
11:38Um, I'm a little hot.
11:41You want to take a walk?
11:42Um, sure.
11:44That'd be nice.
11:45Okay, then.
11:46Um, I'll see you tomorrow.
11:51Good night.
11:52Take care.
11:53Okay, once more with tension.
11:59He just moved here?
12:01Yeah.
12:02And boy, does he move fast.
12:04Well, Angel, we could still play.
12:09See?
12:10You made him do that thing where he's gone.
12:17So, that was your boyfriend?
12:20No.
12:21Uh, yeah.
12:23Maybe.
12:25Can we lay off the tough questions for a while?
12:27Sorry.
12:31So, what else do you do for fun around here?
12:34Um, my purse.
12:37I love my purse of the bronze.
12:39Could you get it for me?
12:40Uh, okay.
12:42Good.
12:43Run.
12:44Thanks.
12:44Thanks.
12:45Thanks.
12:45Oh, my God.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:45There was a cat. A cat here. And then there was another cat. And they fought the cats. And then they left.
13:56Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire.
14:01What? Wedding a what?
14:04I know, Buffy. You don't have to lie. I've been trying to figure out the right time to tell you. I know you're the slayer.
14:13Just like that he told you?
14:19Just like that. Said he found that right before I got booted from Henry.
14:24Wow. It's neat. Is it neat?
14:28Yeah, I guess it is. I don't have to constantly worry that he's going to find out my dark secret.
14:35It just makes everything easier.
14:38Oh, my God.
14:43Oh, my God.
14:50Oh, my God.
14:52Let's go.
15:22Let's go.
15:24Ford.
15:25Hi, Ford.
15:26Hey.
15:27Well, how did it go?
15:30Well, good.
15:31Good?
15:32That's it?
15:33That's all?
15:35Well, when are we?
15:38Soon.
15:39Soon?
15:40Okay.
15:41You know, you could give me a little more information here.
15:44I'm trusting you.
15:45I'm out on a limb here.
15:47Not to mention the lease is almost up on this place.
15:49Who's gonna cover that?
15:50Marvin.
15:51Diego.
15:52Come on.
15:54It's Diego now.
15:56Diego.
15:57Ritalin.
15:58Everything's gonna be fine.
16:01Just make sure you're ready when I say, true believers only.
16:10I can't wait.
16:11Right, whatever.
16:12I still think I should be on the planet.
16:14Diego.
16:15You gotta trust me.
16:17Alright.
16:18A couple more days and we'll get to do the two things every American teen should have the chance to do.
16:27Die young.
16:28And stay pretty.
16:29So.
16:30You play your wits against mine.
16:32Me who commanded armies hundreds of years before you were born.
16:49Oh, see.
16:50Oh, see.
16:51Oh, see.
16:52Oh, see.
16:56Oh, it's it.
17:11Paul. Angel.
17:14What are you doing here?
17:16I wanted to talk to you.
17:17Oh, Paul.
17:23Well?
17:23I can't. Unless you invite me, I can't come in.
17:27Oh, well, okay.
17:29I invite you to come in.
17:39If this was a bad time, I...
17:41No, I just...
17:43I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.
17:46I promise to behave myself.
17:49Okay. Good.
17:50I guess I need help.
17:54Help? You mean like on homework?
17:56No, because you're old and you already know stuff.
18:01I want you to track someone down.
18:04On the net.
18:05Oh, great. I'm so the net girl.
18:08I just want to find everything I can.
18:10Records, affiliates.
18:12I'm not even sure what I'm looking for yet.
18:15Great. What's the name?
18:16Billy Fordham.
18:17Uh, Angel?
18:21If I say something you really don't want to hear,
18:24do you promise not to bite me?
18:27Are you going to tell me that I'm jealous?
18:30Well, you do sometimes get that way.
18:34You know, I never used to.
18:36Things used to be pretty simple.
18:38A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty.
18:44I really honed my brooding skills.
18:48Then she comes along.
18:53Yeah.
18:54I get jealous.
18:57But I know people.
18:59And my gut tells me this is a wrong guy.
19:01Okay.
19:03Okay.
19:05But if there isn't anything weird...
19:08Hey, that's weird.
19:09What?
19:10I just checked the school records and he's not in them.
19:16I mean, usually they transfer your grades and stuff,
19:18but he's not even registered.
19:21He said he was in school with you guys, right?
19:23Let me just see if I can...
19:25Willow?
19:26Are you still up?
19:28I'm just going to bed now, Mom.
19:31Come by tomorrow at sunset.
19:33I'll keep looking.
19:35Don't tell Buffy what we're doing, all right?
19:37You want me to lie to her?
19:38It's Buffy.
19:39Just don't bring it up till we know what's what.
19:43Okay.
19:44It's probably nothing.
19:46That'd be nice.
19:59Willow!
20:00What's up?
20:05Nothing.
20:06Do you want to hang?
20:07We're cafeteria bound.
20:09I'm going to do work in the computer lab on schoolwork that I have,
20:16so I cannot hang just now.
20:19Hi, Ford.
20:20Morning.
20:22Okay, well, fess up.
20:23What?
20:24Are you drinking coffee again?
20:26Because we've talked about this.
20:30It makes me jumpy.
20:32I have to go away.
20:38Nice girl.
20:39There aren't two of those in the world.
20:41Buffy.
20:41Buffy.
20:44Yes.
20:45Miss Callender and I are going somewhere tonight,
20:49and she's giving me the number of her beeper thingy,
20:53in case you need me for study help, suddenly.
21:00He knows, Giles.
21:02What?
21:04Ford knows I'm a slayer.
21:06I know.
21:07Oh, very good, yes.
21:11Um, Buffy, excuse me.
21:15You are not finding a chance betraying your secret identity
21:20to stream press, um, cute boys, eh?
21:23Um, I didn't tell him.
21:25He knew.
21:27Oh, uh, right then.
21:29Well, um, just remember, if you...
21:31Go.
21:32Experience this thing called fun.
21:34I'll try not to have a crisis.
21:41And on your right, once again, the beautiful campus.
21:46I think you've now seen everything there is to see in Sunnydale.
21:49Well, it's really...
21:52Feel free to say dull.
21:54Okay.
21:56Dull's good.
21:59Or maybe not so dull.
22:03Is that more vampires?
22:07Must be the weather.
22:17Stay close to me.
22:22Maybe they were just passing through.
22:36I don't think so.
22:37You got one chance to live.
22:55Tell me what I want to know when I let you go.
23:03Where's the other one?
23:04I killed her.
23:08I killed her, and she just turned to dust.
23:11It was amazing.
23:16The only thing I could track down was this address, the Sunset Club.
23:21I still didn't find anything incriminating.
23:24He leaves no paper trail, no records.
23:26That's incriminating enough.
23:27Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Dead Boy in this one.
23:30Could you not call me that?
23:36We're friends with Fords.
23:37Boy, we blend right in.
23:53In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs.
23:56Let's look around.
23:57You guys check out downstairs.
24:00Sure thing, Bossy the Cow.
24:02Okay, but do they really stick out?
24:05What?
24:06So are thumbs, do they stick out?
24:08I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, wow, that baby is sore?
24:13You have too many thoughts.
24:14Are you noticing a theme here?
24:31As in vampires, yay?
24:35That's the one.
24:38You guys are newbies, I can tell.
24:41Oh, no, we come here all the time.
24:43Don't be ashamed.
24:44It's cool that you're open to it.
24:47We welcome anyone who's interested in the lonely ones.
24:50The lonely ones?
24:52Vampires.
24:54Oh, we usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones.
24:58So many people have that misconception.
25:01But they who walk with the night are not interested in harming anyone.
25:07They are creatures above us.
25:11Exalted.
25:12You're a fool.
25:13You don't have to be so confrontational about it.
25:20Other viewpoints than yours may be valid, you know.
25:26Nice meeting you.
25:27You really are a people person.
25:33Nobody's going to talk to us.
25:34I've seen enough.
25:36I've seen this type before.
25:38I mean, they're children making up bedtime stories of friendly vampires that comfort themselves in the dark.
25:44Is that so bad?
25:45These people don't know anything about vampires.
25:48What they are.
25:50How they live.
25:51How they dress.
25:52You know, I love a good diatribe.
26:00But I'm still curious why Ford, the bestest friend of the Slayer, is hanging with a bunch of vampire wannabes.
26:06Something's up with him.
26:08You're right about that.
26:12Are you okay?
26:14Sorry to beep you guys in the middle of stuff, but it seemed really weird.
26:20No, you did the right thing.
26:22Absolutely.
26:24You hated it that much?
26:25No, but vampires on campus could have implications.
26:31You could have just said something.
26:34Honestly, I've always been interested in monster trucks.
26:41You took him to monster trucks?
26:43I thought it would be a change.
26:44It was a change.
26:45Look, we could have just left.
26:47What, and miss the naturally burning funny cars?
26:50No, couldn't have that.
26:51Okay, can we get back on the vampire tip here?
26:54These guys were here with a purpose.
26:56Yes, yes, and we must ascertain what that purpose is.
27:01Where's your friend?
27:03I sent him home.
27:04Oh, good.
27:05The less he's involved in all this, the safer he'll be.
27:09He did bag a vamp his first time out.
27:12Gotta give him credit for that.
27:17Something wrong?
27:22Who's this?
27:24Um, she's called Drusilla, a sometime paramour of Spikes.
27:30She was killed by an angry mob in Prague.
27:33Well, they don't make angry mobs like they used to, because this girl's alive.
27:37I saw her with Angel.
27:41With Angel?
27:42Isn't he supposed to be a good guy?
27:46Yeah.
27:47He is.
27:48I think maybe we need to read up on this nice lady.
27:51Well, some of my newer volumes may be more helpful.
27:55My own research is...
27:56Are you guys okay?
28:08A book.
28:09It took one of my books.
28:12Well, at least someone in the school was reading.
28:14He said he killed it.
28:19That's the vampire Ford said he killed.
28:21He sang the sweetest little song.
28:29Well, what do you think for me, hmm?
28:34Don't you love me anymore?
28:37Darling.
28:37I heard a funny thing just now.
28:43Lucius tells me...
28:46...that you went out on a hunt the other night.
28:48My tummy was growly.
28:52And you were out.
28:55Come on.
28:58What about if you don't sing?
29:02Do, um...
29:03...meet anyone?
29:06Anyone interesting?
29:09Like Angel?
29:11Angel?
29:13Yeah.
29:14Yeah.
29:16So...
29:18What might you guys have talked about, then?
29:23Old times?
29:25Childhood pranks?
29:28It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy and all that.
29:34I'll give you a seed if you sing.
29:36The bird's dead, Drew.
29:39You left it in a cage and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
29:44Hmm.
29:48Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
29:52I'm a bad, rude man.
29:56I just don't like you going out, that's all.
29:59You are weak.
30:00Would you like a new bird?
30:08One that's not dead?
30:10This is so cool.
30:15I would totally live here.
30:17Do I have anyone on watch here?
30:19It's called security, people.
30:22Are you all asleep?
30:26Well, didn't we finally find a restaurant that delivers?
30:32I know who you are.
30:34Yeah, I know who I am, too.
30:36So what?
30:37I came looking for you, Spike.
30:40You've got a real death wish.
30:44It's almost interesting.
30:45Oh, this is great.
30:54This will be very useful.
30:57So, how did you find me?
30:59That doesn't matter.
31:01I've got something to offer you.
31:03I'm pretty sure this is the part where you take out a watch and say,
31:09I've got 30 seconds to convince you not to kill me.
31:12It's traditional.
31:15Well, I don't go much for tradition.
31:19Quiet, love.
31:20Oh, come on.
31:31Say it.
31:32It's not fun if you don't say it.
31:35What?
31:37Oh.
31:39You've got 30 seconds to convince me not to kill you.
31:44Yes!
31:44See, this is the best.
31:47I want to be like you.
31:48A vampire.
31:52I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you.
31:56I don't really feature you living forever.
31:59Can I eat him now, love?
32:01Well, feature this.
32:03I'm offering you a trade.
32:06You make me a vampire.
32:10And I'll give you the slayer.
32:18Buffy, may I come in?
32:34Sure.
32:35Well, once you've been invited, you could always just walk in.
32:40I can't.
32:41I was just being polite.
32:45We need to talk.
32:48Do we?
32:49It's about your friend Ford.
32:51It's not what he seems.
32:54Who is these days?
32:55Willow ran him down on the computer.
32:56Willow.
32:57We found this address, we checked it out with Xander, and it turned out...
33:01And Xander?
33:04Wow.
33:06Everybody's in.
33:07It's like a great, big, exciting conspiracy.
33:10What are you talking about?
33:12I'm talking about the people I trust.
33:15Who's Drusilla?
33:15And don't lie to me.
33:21I'm tired of it.
33:23Some lies are necessary.
33:25For what?
33:26Sometimes the truth is worse.
33:28You live long enough, you find that out.
33:31I can take it.
33:33I can take the truth.
33:37Do you love me?
33:40What?
33:43Do you?
33:45I love you.
33:55I don't know if I trust you.
33:59Maybe you shouldn't do either.
34:00Maybe I'm the one who should decide.
34:06I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire.
34:15Drusilla was the worst.
34:20She was an obsession of mine.
34:26She was pure, sweet, and chaste.
34:31And you made her a vampire.
34:37First, I made her insane.
34:42Killed everybody she loved.
34:46Visited every mental torture honor I could devise.
34:48She eventually fled to a convent.
34:55And on the day she took her holy orders,
34:58I turned her into a demon.
35:02Well, I asked for the truth.
35:18For it's part of some society that reveres vampires.
35:24Practically worships them.
35:26I don't know what he wants from you.
35:33But you can't trust him.
35:34Buffy.
35:48Buffy.
35:52Ford.
35:53I had a great time last night.
35:56Well, an interesting time.
35:58I'm glad.
36:02Do you want to go out again tonight?
36:05Not busy.
36:06I sort of had an idea.
36:07It's a secret.
36:11I kind of want to surprise you.
36:14I like surprises.
36:16Can you meet me here?
36:19Sure.
36:20At nine?
36:22At nine.
36:22It's going to be fun.
36:39Buffy.
36:43Did Angel.
36:46He told me everything.
36:47When Angel came to my room,
36:51he was just really concerned for you,
36:53and we didn't want to say anything
36:56in case we were wrong.
36:58Did you find out what Ford is up to?
37:02I will.
37:14Angel was in your bedroom?
37:15Ours is a forbidden love.
37:24Chanterelle, is everything ready?
37:25Of course.
37:26It's ready.
37:27Hi.
37:27I took care of it.
37:28I always take care of it.
37:30Is it time?
37:32Tonight?
37:33You nervous?
37:34Yes.
37:36No.
37:37I'm ready for the change.
37:40Do you really think they'll bless us?
37:44I know they will.
37:45What about your friends?
37:49Are they coming?
37:50What are you talking about?
37:52Your friends.
37:53They came last night.
37:54Two guys and a girl.
37:55One was mean.
37:56Why didn't you tell me about this?
37:57I have to do everything around here.
38:00Sorry, Mr. Flawless Plan guy.
38:02It slipped my mind.
38:03It's going to be all right, isn't it?
38:06They're not going to let us down.
38:07It's going to be fine.
38:10It's going to be fine.
38:11I need them to bless me.
38:13It's going to be fine.
38:16No.
38:17It's really not.
38:20It's kind of drafty in here.
38:22I'm sorry, Ford.
38:26I just couldn't wait till tonight.
38:28I'm rash and impulsive.
38:30It's a flaw.
38:32We all have flaws.
38:34I'm still a little fuzzy on exactly what yours is.
38:39I think it has to do with being a lying scumbag.
38:41Everybody lies.
38:46What do you want, Ford?
38:48What's this all about?
38:50I really don't think you'd understand.
38:52I don't need to understand.
38:54I just need to know.
38:57I'm going to be one of them.
39:00You want to be a vampire?
39:03I'm going to.
39:05You know, vampires are a little picky about who they change over.
39:11You are going to offer them a trade.
39:16I don't think I want to talk anymore.
39:19Yeah, well, I still feel awfully chatty.
39:22You were going to give them me tonight.
39:26Yes.
39:27I didn't know I'd figure it out.
39:31Actually, I was counting on it.
39:41What's supposed to happen tonight?
39:48This is so cool.
39:50This is just like it played in my head.
39:52You know the part where you ask me what's supposed to happen?
39:55It's already happening.
39:56Rigged up special.
40:10Once it's closed, it can only be open from the outside.
40:14As soon as the sun sets, they'll be coming.
40:18Ford, if these people are still around when they get here...
40:21We'll be changed.
40:22All of us.
40:23We're going to ascend to a new level of consciousness.
40:27Become like them.
40:29Like the lonely ones.
40:31This is the end, Buffy.
40:35No one gets out of here alive.
40:49There's got to be another way out of here.
40:51This is a bomb shelter, Buffy.
40:55I knew I wasn't going to be able to overpower you.
40:58But this is three feet of solid concrete.
41:01At least let the other people go.
41:03Why are you fighting this?
41:05It's what we want.
41:06It's our chance for immortality.
41:09This is a beautiful day.
41:10Can't you see that?
41:12What I see is that right after the sun goes down,
41:15Spike and all of his friends are going to be picking out
41:18at the all-you-can-eat moron bar.
41:19Okay, that's it.
41:21I think we should gag her.
41:22I think you should try.
41:23She's an unbeliever.
41:25She taints us.
41:27I am trying to save you.
41:30You are playing in some serious traffic here.
41:32Do you understand that?
41:35You're going to die.
41:37And the only hope you have of surviving this
41:39is to get out of this pit right now,
41:41and my God, could you have a dorkier outfit?
41:44You've got to back her up, Dee.
41:48You look like a big ninny.
41:536.27.
41:56Sunset.
41:56When we get there, everybody's spread out.
42:07Two men on the door.
42:08First priority's a slayer.
42:10Everything else is fair game.
42:11Let's remember to share, people.
42:14Are you sure you're up for this?
42:15I want a treat.
42:19I need a treat.
42:22And a special one you'll have.
42:27Lucius, bring the car around.
42:33Hey, you never give up, do you?
42:36No, I don't.
42:37It's good quality in a person.
42:40How many people, they just lay back and take it, but us?
42:42Us?
42:43We have something in common now.
42:46More than you think.
42:48Yeah, well, let me explain something to you.
42:50You're what we call the bad guy.
42:53I guess I am.
42:57These people aren't going to get changed, are they?
43:01The rest of them, they're just fodder.
43:04Technically, yes.
43:06But I'm in.
43:09I will become immortal.
43:11Well, I've got a newsflash for you, brain trust.
43:14It's not how it works.
43:17You die.
43:18And a demon sets up shop in your old house.
43:20And it walks.
43:21And it talks.
43:22And it remembers your life.
43:23But it's not you.
43:25It's better than nothing.
43:28And your life is nothing.
43:31Ford, these people don't deserve to die.
43:34Well, neither do I.
43:37But apparently no one took that into consideration, because I'm still dying.
43:41I look good, don't I?
43:50Well, let me tell you something.
43:53I got maybe six months left, and by then, what they bury won't even look like me.
44:02It'll be bald and shriveled, and it'll smell bad.
44:06No, I'm not going out that way.
44:14I'm sorry, Summers.
44:17Did I screw up your righteous anger riff?
44:21Does the nest of tumors liquefying my brain kind of spoil the fun?
44:24I'm sorry.
44:38I had no idea.
44:41But what you're doing is still very wrong.
44:45Okay, well, you try vomiting for 24 hours straight, because the pain in your head is so intense.
44:50And then, we'll discuss the concept of right and wrong.
44:59These people are sheep.
45:02They want to be vampires, because they're lonely.
45:06Miserable.
45:08Or bored.
45:11I don't have a choice.
45:12You have a choice.
45:14You don't have a good choice, but you have a choice.
45:17You're opting for mass murder here, and nothing you say is going to make that okay.
45:23You think I need to justify myself to you?
45:26I think this is all part of your little fantasy drama.
45:30Isn't this exactly how you imagined it?
45:33You tell me how you've suffered, and I feel sorry for you.
45:37Well, I do feel sorry for you, and if those vampires come in here and start feeding, I'll kill you myself.
45:51You know what, Summers?
45:56I really did miss you.
45:58I really did miss you.
45:59I really did miss you.
46:10I really did miss you.
46:14Lord, help me stop this.
46:15Please.
46:25People, listen to me.
46:27this is not the mothership people
46:30this is ugly death come to play
46:57take them all save the slayer for me
47:27spike
47:52everybody stop
47:57good idea
48:01now you let everybody out or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray
48:06let them go
48:09down the stairs
48:25um
48:37where's the door knob
48:53you guys are just in time
49:09are there vampires they're contained they'll get out eventually though we should probably go
49:18and come back when they're gone
49:20come back for what
49:23for the body
49:30what happened
49:34what happened
49:36we're stuck in a basement
49:39and that's right
49:40and that's right
49:41and that's right
49:44and that's right
49:47Hey, well, I delivered. I handed her to you.
49:52Yes, I suppose you did.
49:56So, what about my reward?
50:17So, what about my reward?
50:38I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
51:06You didn't say anything.
51:10It'd be simpler if I could just hate him.
51:16I think he wanted me to.
51:20I think it made it easier for him to be the villain of the piece.
51:25Really, he was just scared.
51:29Yes, I suppose he was.
51:32Nothing's ever simple anymore.
51:35I'm constantly trying to work it out.
51:39Who to love or hate.
51:42Who to trust.
51:45It's just like the more I know, the more confused I get.
51:49I believe that's called growing up.
51:55If I'd like to stop then, okay?
51:59I know the feeling.
52:01Does it ever get easy?
52:03Does it ever get easy?
52:07You mean life?
52:11Yeah.
52:12Does it get easy?
52:13What do you want me to say?
52:17You mean life?
52:18Yeah.
52:19Does it get easy?
52:20What do you want me to say?
52:22Yeah.
52:23Yeah.
52:24Does it get easy?
52:25Does it get easy?
52:26What do you want me to say?
52:29What do you want me to say?
52:35Lie to me.
52:36Yes, it's terribly simple.
52:43The good guys are always stalwart and true.
52:46The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats.
52:52We always defeat them and save the day.
52:55No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after.
53:02Liar.
53:22Grrr.
53:23Argh.