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00:00Now hear this, Private Kaler report to the PA immediately.
00:30Now hear this, Private Kaler report.
01:00Now hear this, Private Kaler report to the PA immediately.
01:16I need two M60s in ammo, plus enough grenades and M60s.
01:44Let me see to this guy first.
01:48Okay, what can I do for you?
01:50Private Kaler reporting, sir.
01:52I'm here for my kit.
01:53Do not lose this kit, Cherry, or you'll be standing tall before the man.
01:56Got it?
01:57Yes, sir!
01:58I've got it all figured out.
02:21I've realized what's really going on.
02:23Now hear this, Private Kaler report immediately to Captain Baker in the aid station.
02:28I've got it all of them.
02:34I'm going to go.
02:37I'm going to go.
02:38I'm going to go.
02:42Take it easy, soldier!
03:00Take it easy!
03:08I'm gonna die!
03:10I know it!
03:12These medical reports won't fill themselves in, soldier.
03:20Scram.
03:20I'm gonna die!
03:21I know it!
03:28I'm gonna die!
03:30I know it!
03:31Excuse me, I'm Private Kayla Reporting, sir.
03:33I'm here for...
03:34Don't just stand there, son!
03:36Grab that field dressing off that tray!
03:37Quickly!
03:40I'm gonna die!
03:41I know it!
03:42Quickly, son, or he ain't gonna make it!
03:51I'm gonna die!
03:52I know it!
03:54He's gone.
03:56Dammit, soldier, you are going to need to be faster to save lives!
03:59I'm gonna die!
04:02I know it!
04:04I don't know it!
04:06I know what!
04:07I know it've beenらished.
04:07I don't know what it is!
04:10I have to save you.
04:11I know the hand aim.
04:11My patient aiming!
04:16Oh, sir!
04:19Oh!
04:20Yankee!
04:20Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:23Oh!
04:24Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:27Oh!
04:27Oh!
04:27Now here it is, by my camera, reporting in with the Cadillac Air and the AIM station.
04:50You need to understand that what's happening now at the end of the world.
04:53In the good book, the Lamb of God opens the first door.
04:55The Lamb of God opens the first door.
05:26Okay, Suge, where is the sentry for this gate?
05:30We're supposed to be here.
05:39Now hear this, by the Taylor, reporting in with the Cadillac Air and the AIM station.
05:44Let's go.
05:45Let's go.
05:45Let's go.
05:46Let's go.
05:47Let's go.
05:47Let's go.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Let's go.
05:50Let's go.
05:51Let's go.
05:51Let's go.
05:53Let's go.
05:55Let's go.
05:57Oh, no.
05:57Oh, no.
05:58Oh, no.
06:00Oh, no.
06:04Private Kaler, sir. I'm Bravo Company's medic. I need some supplies for my kids.
06:29Supplies? Just head on through into that room behind me, Kaler. You'll find what you need in there.
06:34Oh, and good luck.
07:04Now we're here. Private Kaler, report to the firing range of weapons without execution. I'm a double.
07:24I'm a double.
07:25I'm a double.
07:26I'm a double.
07:27I'm a double.
07:29I'm a double.
07:30I'm a double.
07:31Oh, my God!
07:32I'm a double.
07:33I'm a double.
07:34I don't know.
08:04Now here it is. Private Taylor reporting the firing rate for weapons evaluation on the double.
08:34Now here it is. Private Taylor reporting the firing rate for weapons evaluation on the double.
08:41Now here it is. Private Taylor reporting the firing rate for weapons evaluation on the double.
08:48Now here it is. Private Taylor reporting the firing rate for weapons evaluation on the double.
08:55The weapons evaluation on the double.
09:02Now here it is.
09:09Goes and steps on a Betty.
09:10Poor Betty.
09:11Look, can't you see we're talking here?
09:13Anyway, where were we?
09:15Oh yeah.
09:16Oh man, it was bad.
09:17We've been chasing Charlie up the va-
09:20Look, can't you see we're talking here?
09:23Anyway, where were we?
09:24Oh yeah.
09:25Anyway, where were we?
09:26Oh yeah.
09:37What do you want?
09:38Now here it is. Private Taylor reporting the firing rate for weapons evaluation on the double.
09:46You're messing with me.
09:47You're messing with my concentration fool.
09:48You're messing with my concentration fool.
10:16You're messing with me.
10:17Okay.
10:18I've been checking this point and everything.
10:19Cause I got in there.
10:20I got tens of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
10:31I'm here for weapons evaluation.
10:41Weapons evaluation, huh?
10:43Well, step on up to the firing plate, and we'll see what you're made of.
10:47I personally think that you won't be able to head shit.
10:49Okay, equip and load your pistol.
11:10Hurry from a crouch or prone position will increase the accuracy of your shots.
11:15It will also make you a smaller target for the enemy.
11:19Good.
11:24A series of four targets will appear downrange.
11:26Take them down.
11:27Get ready!
11:30Begin!
11:43Okay, now equip the rifle.
11:46Same drill, Private.
11:49The M-16 has two fire modes, single shot and burst fire.
12:05The next sequence is longer, so conserve your ammo.
12:09Begin!
12:09Begin!
12:10What?
12:11Thick!
12:11Let's take a shot.
12:11You sit!
12:12Go for it!
12:12Don't kill me!
12:13Go for it!
12:13Go for it!
12:13Go for it!
12:14Don't kill me!
12:14Head of you!
12:14Point!
12:15Cop!
12:15Big attack!
12:17If you miss the damage hit, you must take a shot down here!
12:20I take it to your right!
12:21Have a good time!
12:23I will go!
12:23I have a good time!
12:24I have a good time!
12:25It'll kill you!
12:26I have a good time!
12:27If you miss theoy!
12:28Have a good time!
12:29Check out!
12:29I will see you!
12:29I have a good time!
12:30Every time!
12:30Never!
12:31You will see you!
12:32C'mon!
12:32It's just a good time!
12:33I have a good time!
12:34Not bad, not bad. Remember your train in private. It's there to help.
12:47I am a very busy man, Private, so don't bug me until I order you to do so.
13:17I am a very busy man, Private, so don't bug me.
13:47Now here it is. The holiday ceasefire will begin at zero hundred hours in two days time.
14:09All base personnel not on active assignment are required to take any outstanding leave immediately.
14:15All base personnel on active assignment are required to report to Captain Baker for sixteen hundred hours today to report with malaria shock.
14:22For further details, speak to your NCO.
14:45Flash! Seven-six-five-zero, this is Alpha Lima One.
15:00I'm doing something. Condition Red Request Fire Mission. Say again. Condition Red Request Fire Mission. Over.
15:07Ah, roger Alpha Lima One. Fire Mission Affirmative. Over.
15:12Roger Hotel One. Alpha Lima One, out.
15:15Quickly! Take this communicate to Lieutenant Jefferson. He'll be in the TOC bunker.
15:24Call sign Tiger Shark. Call him Beta.
15:27Check.
15:28Call sign Agamabnon. Call him Delta.
15:30Check.
15:31Call sign Trinity.
15:33Callиг
15:38I don't know.
16:08Sorry pal, I can't talk.
16:34I'm busy.
16:35Hey, what the fuck do you think you're playing at?
16:43I'm fixing that!
16:45Huh, looks like we got a cherry in Ghost Town.
16:57Welcome, son!
17:07My mama used to say to me, she'd say, you son are a real live wire.
17:24Okay, I know I haven't got the paperwork for this, but I gotta get this stuff back to HQ.
17:37My Sarge is chewing my ass that he's got 56 tents, but only 5 sets of tent poles.
17:41Look, I'm just trying to do my job here, don't interrupt.
17:45Okay, my friend, now start from the start.
17:47Okay, I know I haven't got the paperwork for this.
17:59So you know, deep in the Pentagon, they've got this computer thing.
18:02It's like a huge, huge space-age electronic slide ruler.
18:05Look, soldier, I'm listening here.
18:07Take a hike.
18:08Sorry man, what were you saying?
18:10So you know, deep in the Pentagon, get lost, I'm talking.
18:13Goddamn F and G's.
18:15I've forgotten where I was.
18:17I'll start over.
18:18So you know, deep in the Pentagon, they've got this computer thing.
18:21It's like a huge, huge space-age electronic slide ruler.
18:24It's like huge, man.
18:25So they started building this thing in like 63 to help out with the logistics and planning of the war.
18:30Right? You with me?
18:31So in 66, one of these five-star general smugs had the idea to use this thing to calculate when the war was gonna end.
18:37You know, so they can see the light at the end of the-
18:39Soldier, get your ass over here for squad training on the do-off!
18:43My name is Master Sergeant Warden.
18:46I am here to acclimatize you with your new squad.
18:49You will notice I have the word war in my name.
18:52As we are in a war, you may be tempted to think this is funny and make jokes about this fact.
18:58I assure you it is not funny, and I've heard every possible joke.
19:02War, whore, war, bore, and so on, so don't!
19:06Yes, sir!
19:07Let's begin! Turn and face the red flag!
19:17You can issue orders to an individual or to everyone in your squad.
19:21Begin with issuing a squad order to join on your position.
19:27Let's go!
19:28Good! This command is useful to rally the squad to your position on the double!
19:38Now, I want you to order the whole squad to hold their position!
19:43Hold your ground!
19:47Good! Use this command to ensure your squad holds its ground!
19:53Now! Issue an order for an individual soldier to advance to the red flag!
19:57Remember, soldiers, this flag is for purely signaling purposes and is in no way a communist symbol!
20:03Communists do not have a monopoly on the use of the color red!
20:07Goddammit, soldier! Get on with what I have ordered you to do!
20:23Open up! In position!
20:27Good! When ordering a soldier to move, you can also specify which direction he should face!
20:33Also notice that the soldier will advance in whatever stance he is currently in!
20:39An example would be that if you order a soldier to join on you and he is lying prone,
20:43he will crawl to the position you order him to advance to!
20:47You can order soldiers to do a variety of tasks and actions!
20:52Soldier at the red flag! I want you to look injured as you are going to be healed!
20:57To illustrate this, I want you to order a soldier to pick up the field dressing by the blue flag!
21:14Complete the order, soldier! This is no game!
21:17No, you can't actually do it!
21:19Oh!
21:20You know what?
21:22Want you to look back to the red flag on the jaw?
21:24Oh!
21:25I'm sorry!
21:27I'm sorry!
21:28I'm sorry!
21:29I'm sorry!
21:31I'm sorry!
21:32I'm sorry!
21:33I'm sorry!
21:34I'm sorry!
21:35I'm sorry!
21:36I'm sorry!
21:38You took my leg and it was very strong!
21:40I'm sorry!
21:41You have to be identified as a soldier!
21:44You have to be identified as a soldier!
21:46you got moving now i'm done my man right now i want you to order the soldier with the field
22:03to heal the wounded