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00:00Time no you cannot take our blackbird out for a joyride
00:04Stop calling about it
00:06Hey Deadpool, it's Domino. So I got another contract for you if you're interested the coin is good. So just let me know
00:13Oh and regarding that other thing. You've texted me about I I can't I I mean it was just supposed to be that one time
00:22Anyway, just call me
00:25It's Peter de la pena from high moon studios, you know the guy you kept calling dickhead when you cornered me in the parking lot
00:31The other night anyway looked over your proposal not gonna pretend I understand any of it
00:36But the answer is no, we're gonna pass on your big game idea
00:41What he said? No, that was our chance to be in our own video game
00:46Maybe we shouldn't have written the proposal in crayon
00:50relax
00:55You
01:00Click
01:05Hey, what's that you guys tracking my every move now, but I haven't even accomplished anything in this game yet
01:12And there's another one. Oh
01:15No, it's gonna be one of those games, huh
01:25Wonder what's in here
01:33I'm not really hungry, but it's all right
01:39That's
01:45Really didn't think this
01:52Never mind
01:54I
02:07Wonder what's in here
02:25Let's see what's behind door number one
02:40Now this is what it's all about look at all this fine weaponry
02:55It's like art that I can shoot people with
02:58I
03:22Starting to get the feeling that no love was put into my apartment
03:28I
03:38Remind me to tell the audio guys to change that fucking doorbell sound
03:46Underwear are you trying to say underwear?
03:49Hello delivery for mr. Deadpool me. Hello, sir. I have a package
03:56So do I yoink?
03:59Package shit as I suspected words everywhere lame
04:13Now a sewer Oh quaint
04:16Yeah, does anybody remember how to play? I never read the manual you can't read yes
04:22I can I only play PC games
04:26Hey, there's some text
04:28Player read that shit do whatever high moon says sweet jump button
04:38Light attacks check
04:47Heavy attacks got it. I command goons to spawn so we can test our match skills
04:59Hey
05:07Mix our light and heavy attacks together and see what happens
05:28I
05:30I
05:55Enemies can't hurt us while we are teleporting can't hit what isn't there, baby
06:01You know, what's better than not getting hit?
06:04hitting back
06:30Oh
07:00Oh
07:02Oh
07:25Okay, we get it buttons do stuff let's move on what did you have in mind besides you two schmucks
07:31One crate, please
08:01Oh
08:16Sometimes it's a setup work. That'll get you all tuckered out
08:20bounce house check
08:22boing
08:24boing boing boing boing boing boing
08:29boing boing boing boing boing
08:44Hey, we don't take ball damage so go nuts
09:00Oh
09:22No, bullet iti no shoot it iti
09:29Oh
09:48Why no more bullets
09:50Oh
09:56And unsuspecting bad guy, let's stealth kill him
10:07In my game you get points for killing baddies
10:12Yeah, and you spend those points to get cool upgrades to make us more badass. That is impossible
10:19Yeah, but it's called progression in games a must-have. Hey player open up the upgrade menu and see what we can buy
10:49Oh
11:19Oh
11:49Oh
11:59If it were me I'd chain wall jumps together to get higher
12:19I
12:22Press the jump button in midair to do a double jump. It's awesome laws of physics be damned
12:49I
12:51I
13:18Deserved better
13:21You
13:51Oh
14:21Oh
14:42Okay class tap jump while jumping towards a wall to perform a wall jump
14:51Oh
15:10If it were me I'd chain wall jumps together to get higher
15:21Oh
15:36Press the jump button in midair to do a double jump. It's awesome laws of physics be damned
15:51Oh
16:21Yeah