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00:00:00You
00:00:30You simply must be mistaken.
00:00:51No mistake, Augustus.
00:00:53We were very clear in our last meeting
00:00:55this was to be your final extension.
00:00:58Have you spoken to Mr. Feynman?
00:00:59And we have an agreement.
00:01:00Mr. Feynman has no say in this matter.
00:01:03Not anymore.
00:01:08What's this?
00:01:09Your eviction notice.
00:01:11You have until end of day to vacate the premises.
00:01:20It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
00:01:22They ordered coins from other people.
00:01:25Serendipitous.
00:01:25Taking shelter from the rain, no doubt.
00:01:27How can these folks pay the cover, George?
00:01:29You can be entertained to the rain, let's go.
00:01:31Well, it seems.
00:01:34It's showtime.
00:01:35Even if you have somehow managed
00:01:37to have a sold-out crowd tonight,
00:01:40it won't be enough.
00:01:42You told me I have till the end of day.
00:01:45I'll get you your money, I'll get you your money, Aloysius.
00:01:49Or my name is...
00:01:51The stupendous Augustus and pretty!
00:02:09I have traveled every continent.
00:02:18I'll get you there.
00:02:21Study...
00:02:21Study...
00:02:21The peculiar...
00:02:23The peculiar...
00:02:25And curious mysteries of this world.
00:02:28Uncovering ancient secrets.
00:02:35Discovering the keys...
00:02:37To feats...
00:02:38That many would consider unnatural.
00:02:41I intend to share those secrets with you tonight.
00:02:50Grazie, grazie, grazie.
00:02:52You are too kind, grazie.
00:02:55Grazie.
00:02:57What an enchanting medley of patrons we have assembled here tonight.
00:03:02In a moment,
00:03:06I will require the assistance
00:03:09of a willing volunteer.
00:03:12You there, miss.
00:03:15Yes, you, right there in the third row.
00:03:17Would you please join me on stage?
00:03:19Give her a round of applause.
00:03:27Now, what do I call you?
00:03:30Gert. Gertrude Campbellton.
00:03:34Gertie Campbellton, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:36Gertrude.
00:03:37This way, Gertrude.
00:03:40This magnificent cabinet
00:03:43was built from the wood in a forest near a mystic temple
00:03:46in the Far East.
00:03:52Go ahead and step inside all the way to the back
00:03:54and I'll take care of the rest.
00:03:55I'll take care of the rest.
00:04:02Through this cabinet of curiosities,
00:04:07our friend Gertrude is entering a realm unseen.
00:04:13But I assure you, it is entirely safe.
00:04:16This very film,
00:04:17this very spare glass of ice,
00:04:18and you will make the
00:04:19purpose for one of these.
00:04:20I would now tell you,
00:04:26it is a terrible mech.
00:04:27Well, I did say I would reveal some of those secrets tonight,
00:04:33did I not?
00:04:34Well, I did say I would reveal some of those secrets tonight, did I not?
00:04:44Let's give it up for Miss Gertrude Camelton one last time, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:51Well, hold on to your hats, because I have so much more in store for you tonight, the likes of which you've never seen before.
00:05:21Great show, Augustus, man. You really know how to think on your feet, sir.
00:05:34That's show business. So how do we do?
00:05:38Pretty well, compared to most nights, but that fellow was right. It's not enough.
00:05:48No, we're not done yet.
00:05:51Billy, when does the pawnbroker close?
00:05:58You got a half hour?
00:06:00Give me a half hour, and we'll be right as rain.
00:06:02All right.
00:06:03Son, you got to be right as rain.
00:06:16Sir, you're around last night.
00:06:16You're around last night, and it's time to be right as rain.
00:06:20You're around last night.
00:06:22You're around last night.
00:06:23I'll be right back.
00:06:24I know that's not bad.
00:06:24You're around last night.
00:06:25You're about to be right.
00:06:26you'll fetch a pretty penny
00:06:35mr. semperini it's gertrude from before marvelous show very entertaining but i seem to have
00:06:44misplaced something very important to me and i was hoping you might help me recover it
00:06:48hello curdie pleasure to see you again you said you lost something yes a brooch with
00:06:56jewels embedded in the design if i could just have a look around i haven't seen it i was wearing it
00:07:01when i first came in and then i went on stage with all the commotion it seems to have gone missing
00:07:05it would just take a moment perhaps another time i really must be going i'm already running late
00:07:12for what the pawn i mean upon an appointment magic business none of your concern you see i really
00:07:17can't go home without it it's a very important piece of family jewelry and i can't bear the
00:07:22thought that i may have lost it or that perhaps you may have taken it from me madam i will not
00:07:30stand listen you dime store hack you've been caught out just return the brooch and i'll say nothing of
00:07:36it i never and even if someone had taken such a gaudy piece of jewelry i'm pretty sure they're
00:07:42putting it to better use i demand you return it at once magic business huh
00:08:12they're wicked ways you choose fight wicked ways you lose until i have that what you hide inside your
00:08:27coat you will
00:08:42yeah
00:08:55and
00:09:05yeah
00:09:09I don't know.
00:09:39Hey!
00:09:46Hey there.
00:09:51Oh, oh Christy.
00:09:56Didn't see you there.
00:09:58Oh, the dance.
00:10:00I mean, I'll probably go.
00:10:04Oh, my God.
00:10:14Oh, my God.
00:10:17Oh, my God.
00:10:19Oh, my God.
00:10:53Are you okay?
00:11:03I...
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:07It's fine. I just...
00:11:23All right. Basketball today. Chase, Toby, team captains. Everybody else, line up.
00:11:29Eli.
00:11:37Isaac.
00:11:38Hudson.
00:11:42Zeke.
00:11:43Reed.
00:11:46Zane.
00:11:48John.
00:11:51Hunter.
00:11:53Wyatt.
00:11:54Brasus.
00:12:01Charlie.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:04And so, in conclusion, there truly is no physical analogy we can make to understand what goes on inside atoms.
00:12:12Atoms, as John Gribben once said, behave like atoms. Nothing else.
00:12:15And with that, I'll open the floor to questions.
00:12:32Miss Weaver?
00:12:36Miss Weaver?
00:12:37No soliciting.
00:12:38Miss Weaver? Any questions?
00:12:49None whatsoever.
00:12:51I was reviewing your term paper.
00:13:08Biochemical influences on organic solidarity?
00:13:11Hmm. The very same.
00:13:13Look, if you're going to plagiarize, you have to pick less complex topics.
00:13:17I'm sorry?
00:13:19The language. The theoretical conjecture. None of this reads like an eighth grader wrote it.
00:13:24It's simply a byproduct of hours of personal study. If you cross-reference...
00:13:29I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but I'll have to write you up if you can't own up to it.
00:13:35I wrote it myself, I swear!
00:13:36Look at what your classmates are writing about.
00:13:39Hmm?
00:13:40How the moon affects tides.
00:13:45Photosynthesis and me.
00:13:47And then...
00:13:48I hop over here to...
00:13:50Biochemical influences on organic solidarity.
00:13:56I don't even know what that means.
00:13:58If you bothered to read my paper, maybe you would find out.
00:14:01It is not my fault the entire class shares one communal brain cell.
00:14:04Maybe you should borrow it sometime.
00:14:07That'll do it.
00:14:09What is that?
00:14:10A drawer full of none of your business.
00:14:14Now get out of here. You'll be late for your next class.
00:14:22It's infuriating.
00:14:24She wouldn't be treating me like this if I wasn't a kid.
00:14:26Yeah, Weaver's mean to everybody.
00:14:29This is different, Jack. You know what I mean.
00:14:31Tommy J. You say I have to read this book before.
00:14:33Farley?
00:14:34I'm not saying this is what you did.
00:14:35The Mugby Kid?
00:14:36No, that's Tommy C.
00:14:37Guys!
00:14:37Okay, so, Miss Weaver can't handle how smart you are.
00:14:40At least you're not being picked dead last in gym class and being too short.
00:14:44Try humiliating yourself in front of the girl with your dreams.
00:14:46Then you'll go crawling back to being picked last in gym.
00:14:48They didn't pass the ball to me.
00:14:50Once!
00:14:51We'll show them all when we're older.
00:14:53Can't happen soon enough.
00:14:54Look on the bright side, lover boy.
00:14:56At least today can't get any worse.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Mom!
00:15:00No!
00:15:00It's last minute, but it's just for the weekend.
00:15:02Who schedules a business meeting on Halloween?
00:15:04Trick or treating!
00:15:05The dance, Mom!
00:15:07I know, but I'm sorry, guys.
00:15:08This could make a huge difference for us.
00:15:10I have to go.
00:15:11But do we have to stay with Grandma Finerman?
00:15:13I'm old enough to watch all three of us.
00:15:16Yes and no.
00:15:18But her TV is like this small!
00:15:21And she has no internet.
00:15:22The warden's spoken, guys.
00:15:23Let's go get packed.
00:15:28Thanks, Jack.
00:15:31How bad is it?
00:15:33That's nothing you need to worry about.
00:15:35Mom, are we going to lose the house?
00:15:44No.
00:15:46We worked way too hard to let that happen, right?
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:52Get packed.
00:15:53Wheel's up in ten.
00:15:54Okay?
00:15:54Let's go.
00:16:05You're back.
00:16:23I was beginning to worry.
00:16:24I can't just zap myself everywhere anymore.
00:16:26We're dangerously low on supplies,
00:16:29and every spell I cast ages me more than the last.
00:16:32The right.
00:16:42I can't just zap himself.
00:16:45Okay.
00:16:46Okay.
00:16:50I can't change.
00:16:53I can't change everything you need to do.
00:16:55I can't change.
00:16:55I can't change everything you need to do.
00:16:56I can't change everything you need to do.
00:16:56Careful with that.
00:17:07It's all the same junk we found in 95.
00:17:10We've already searched this place, top to bottom.
00:17:20You didn't check the catwalk in 95.
00:17:23Why would it be up there?
00:17:25Need I remind you of the time-sensitive nature of our activities here?
00:17:30We leave no stone unturned.
00:17:32Yes, madam, we've up.
00:17:33I'm going to search the local thrift stores.
00:17:36I expect a full report when I return.
00:17:49Maybe she didn't hear us?
00:17:51Try again.
00:17:51There's my chickadees.
00:17:57Get in here.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:09Still the same TV.
00:18:11Going on 37 years.
00:18:13They don't make them like they used to.
00:18:14They sure don't.
00:18:15Dibs!
00:18:20That's just out here till the moldy smell airs out.
00:18:23Brought it down from the attic as soon as your mom called me.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26Well, throw your bags in the back room and make yourselves at home.
00:18:28I'll be in the kitchen.
00:18:31Well, could be worse.
00:18:35Ooh, dinner by candlelight it is.
00:18:38Where did she say?
00:19:02A box on a trunk.
00:19:03Oh, look at this stuff.
00:19:19Hey, check this out!
00:19:22Did Grandma have the world's biggest collection of dress-up clothes?
00:19:26They're costumes from the old theater.
00:19:30Not bad.
00:19:31Avast, you.
00:19:37Release the dams on the yellow dress or face my wrath.
00:19:43Ah, you'll have to pry half my coat dead.
00:19:49Oh, I can't.
00:19:50Oh, I can't.
00:19:52Oh, I smell it.
00:19:57You're only young ones.
00:20:27At last, I shall have my revenge.
00:20:33Oh, you'll never strike me down.
00:20:35Oh, yeah.
00:20:37Oh.
00:20:39You'll never strike me down all the way.
00:20:41Really?
00:20:43All your pillaging and plundering has angered the mighty Poseidon.
00:20:47God of the sea.
00:20:49Oh, no.
00:20:50With the flick of the wrist, I can crush entire armadas, bring kingdoms down to their knees,
00:20:55and summon a kraken that will drag you down to Davy Jones' locker.
00:20:59You two pirates don't stand a chance against my wit, my strength, and, of course, my devilishly handsome looks.
00:21:06What will you give me in exchange for your measly little lives?
00:21:19You better not.
00:21:20Ready?
00:21:23Aim!
00:21:24Go, go, go, go!
00:21:27Fire!
00:21:28Fire!
00:21:28Fire!
00:21:28Fire!
00:21:30Fire!
00:21:30Fire!
00:21:30Fire!
00:21:30Fire!
00:21:32Fire!
00:21:32Fire!
00:21:33Fire!
00:21:34Fire!
00:21:35Fire!
00:21:40Couldn't bring yourselves to do it, huh?
00:21:43Run!
00:21:44Oh, my God!
00:21:45Oh, yeah, you better run!
00:21:46Oh!
00:21:48Oh, my God!
00:21:50Come on!
00:21:50You have angered the mighty Poseidon!
00:21:53Hey!
00:21:53Whoa!
00:21:54Hey!
00:21:54Hey!
00:21:55Guys!
00:21:55Ah!
00:22:02Go away!
00:22:03What did you do to Jack?
00:22:05No, it's me!
00:22:06It's me!
00:22:06It's me!
00:22:07Grandma, some weirdo has Jack!
00:22:09No!
00:22:10I'm Jack!
00:22:11Approve it!
00:22:12Charlie, your biggest dream is to play for the Clippers!
00:22:14Let me guess!
00:22:16Seriously?
00:22:17Olivia!
00:22:18We were just juju out for cheating, but it's actually, you're just really, really smart!
00:22:21Have you been following me around school?
00:22:23No!
00:22:24It's me!
00:22:25Jack!
00:22:26Look!
00:22:27I'm wearing the same clothes!
00:22:31Awful lot of screaming going on!
00:22:33Everybody okay?
00:22:34Yeah!
00:22:35Sorry!
00:22:36Sorry, Grandma!
00:22:37We were just...
00:22:40Playing!
00:22:41Playing!
00:22:42Yeah!
00:22:43Do it again!
00:22:44What is happening?
00:22:46Do it again!
00:22:47Do it again!
00:23:00What is happening?
00:23:11How do you feel?
00:23:14I feel...
00:23:16What?
00:23:17Normal?
00:23:18How do I sound?
00:23:19You sound old.
00:23:20Like old old?
00:23:21Like mom old.
00:23:22Mom's 37.
00:23:23Exactly!
00:23:24Let me try it.
00:23:27Gimme that.
00:23:32Woah.
00:23:46Is this what it's like to be tall?
00:23:48Man, a few inches makes a lot of difference.
00:23:50Kids!
00:23:51Kids!
00:23:52Down here!
00:23:53Do you guys hear that?
00:23:55Sounds like a...
00:23:56Kids!
00:23:57Kids!
00:23:58Justin!
00:23:59Your voice...
00:24:00You don't hear that!
00:24:03I think I need to gather my own data.
00:24:12Maybe hearing voices is just part of being an adult?
00:24:19Oh...
00:24:20This makes absolutely no sense.
00:24:34Oh...
00:24:35Oh...
00:24:36Oh...
00:24:37You know what this means?
00:24:38We can do anything adults can do.
00:24:40Let's not get carried away.
00:24:41We need to study this thing.
00:24:42Dork!
00:24:43Check the pockets.
00:24:44Oh...
00:24:45Oh...
00:24:46Oh...
00:24:47Oh...
00:24:48You know what this means?
00:24:50We can do anything adults can do.
00:24:53Let's not get carried away.
00:24:54We need to study this thing.
00:24:56Dork!
00:25:05Check the pockets.
00:25:06Oh!
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:12Nothing.
00:25:14Hey, hey, there's another pocket.
00:25:17It's got a name in it.
00:25:20Augustus Cimprini.
00:25:23Let me look that up.
00:25:26Here.
00:25:27Okay.
00:25:28Augustus Cimprini...
00:25:30Okay, we got something.
00:25:32The final vanishing act.
00:25:33Magician Augustus Cimprini's unsolved disappearance.
00:25:37Hey, look.
00:25:40Last seen at Feinermann Theatre.
00:25:44This isn't a costume.
00:25:46It's the magician's raincoat.
00:25:50Do you think he made any more of these?
00:25:52Only one way to find out.
00:25:58This was the last place he was seen before he disappeared.
00:26:01Well, it's definitely seen better days.
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:04Grandma said the guy that bought it from her great-granddad just boarded the place up and never stepped foot inside.
00:26:31Backstage would be a good place to start.
00:26:33Sound logic.
00:26:41Probably the most haunted place to start.
00:26:43Stay with us, Charlie. Keep it together.
00:26:45Yeah, sure.
00:26:49Is that the...
00:26:51I can't believe my eyes.
00:26:53Guys?
00:27:19Guys?
00:27:20What?
00:27:23I...
00:27:24There's something...
00:27:25Come on, Charlie.
00:27:26Eyes on the prize.
00:27:27No, it's not that.
00:27:28It's...
00:27:29It's...
00:27:37Bitch!
00:27:38I am not getting rabies today!
00:27:39Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:27:41Here.
00:27:49Take it.
00:27:51Scoot!
00:28:05What are you doing?
00:28:06Charlie!
00:28:07Charlie!
00:28:18Hey!
00:28:20Can we have a bar bet?
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:23What?
00:28:36Oh!
00:28:37Oh!
00:28:38Oh!
00:28:39Oh!
00:28:40Oh!
00:28:41Yeah!
00:28:42Oh!
00:28:43Oh!
00:28:44Hey, guys, love you.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46Thank you, like, for that box.
00:28:47No, so thank you.
00:28:52Madame Lever!
00:28:53Exhausted.
00:28:55Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:57I was about that, Madame Lever!
00:28:59Madame Lever!
00:29:00I did find an incredible cashmere sweater, though.
00:29:02I can't imagine why anyone would give this away.
00:29:05Madame Lever!
00:29:08That's the goodest thing.
00:29:09What is it, you jabbering pillock?
00:29:16I saw the raincoat!
00:29:21Bertha, don't tease me.
00:29:23I swear, Madame Lever!
00:29:24His children, they were okay when you were gone,
00:29:26and they had it with them!
00:29:28Where are they now?
00:29:29They left.
00:29:32That's it?
00:29:33They left?
00:29:34Well, there were bats,
00:29:35and there were lots of screaming,
00:29:37and it was all very chaotic.
00:29:39I have one day until the cycle completes,
00:29:42and you let the one thing I need to put an end to all this
00:29:45slip through your slimy tentacles?
00:29:49Bring me the gazing ball.
00:29:52But we're dangerously low on oil,
00:29:54and I'm concerned we were-
00:29:55Do not test me.
00:29:58Really nice.
00:29:59We only have enough supplies to do this once.
00:30:01Then we'll make it count.
00:30:09So, what do you guys want to do now?
00:30:11Maybe I could take some college courses?
00:30:13We could go see a rated R movie.
00:30:15Hey, kids!
00:30:16Okay, you had to have heard it that time.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21Maybe it's because we've all worn the raincoat by now?
00:30:23I'm trying to get your attention down here!
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes, you can hear me down here!
00:30:27I'm trying to talk to you!
00:30:31Guys, it's-
00:30:33It's me?
00:30:34I mean, it's him?
00:30:35Yes!
00:30:36You can see me!
00:30:37I need your help to set me free!
00:30:39How is this happening?
00:30:40I need you to listen carefully!
00:30:42You have to find Gertrude Campbellton!
00:30:45She's the only one that can lift this curse of-
00:30:48What just happened?
00:31:04Find Gertrude Campbellton.
00:31:06Well, if he disappeared in the 1930s, then like-
00:31:10Then she's probably been dead for years.
00:31:16We're gonna be late for dinner!
00:31:18Oh!
00:31:27Jack, what?
00:31:28What did you go to?
00:31:29What was that?
00:31:30What was that?
00:31:36What model grandchildren you are.
00:31:38It truly does warm this whole heart that you want to learn so much about the theater.
00:31:44Um, did you know of a magician named Augustus Cimprini?
00:31:48Oh, the magician who disappeared.
00:31:51Well, it's a bit before my time, but the newspapers had a field day with those headlines.
00:31:58They're all in the book.
00:32:00The book?
00:32:01Oh, yes.
00:32:02The Feinermann Family Theatrical Compendium.
00:32:10It's just a collection of keepsakes and remembrances.
00:32:16I do think you guys are gonna like this.
00:32:19It's like going back in time.
00:32:22Oh, wait.
00:32:23Return what is mine and I will lift the curse?
00:32:27What's that?
00:32:28Hmm.
00:32:29I suppose it is the perfect time of year to talk about the Phantom.
00:32:33The Phantom?
00:32:34The Phantom of the Feinermann Theater.
00:32:37Oh, it sounds a lot more serious than it really is.
00:32:40You see, after the magician disappeared and before the theater closed down for good, mysterious notes, like this one, started showing up.
00:32:49No one knew who they came from or what they meant, even.
00:32:54Part of me thinks it was my great-granddaddy's way of trying to drum up business and hard times.
00:33:00Boy, he did everything he could to keep that place afloat.
00:33:04Broke his heart to lose it.
00:33:05G.C.
00:33:08Gertrude.
00:33:09Gesundheit.
00:33:15Quickly, Bertha.
00:33:16Yes, Madam Weaver.
00:33:17I'm moving as hot as I can.
00:33:19I have it.
00:33:21Here, Madam Weaver.
00:33:22Look at it, it's working.
00:33:36Of course it is.
00:33:40Creature of night, nearest my prize.
00:33:45Give me your sight.
00:33:47Lend me your eyes.
00:34:17The raincoat!
00:34:19No!
00:34:20No!
00:34:27Give it back, you raven!
00:34:29No!
00:34:38No!
00:34:42No!
00:34:43No!
00:34:44No!
00:34:45I'm coming!
00:34:55No, no, no!
00:35:00Jack?
00:35:01Where is Jack?
00:35:15You don't see that every day.
00:35:27You don't.
00:35:31No!
00:35:36That was our last chance!
00:35:40Precious oils and powders, wasted!
00:35:45Fool's errand!
00:35:48Not necessarily.
00:35:55I'm no closer than I was before.
00:35:57Oh, Madame Weaver, don't talk like that. It sounds so down. I don't think that's entirely true.
00:36:03I mean, it's upside down right now, but look at it the way I'm looking at it, you see.
00:36:08I think we just need to find this house.
00:36:11So what are you waiting for?
00:36:13Oh, mmmm.
00:36:16Right, um...
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:20I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:36:34I assume the paperwork is in order?
00:36:36I'd say the foreclosure's a definite.
00:36:40This time tomorrow, it'll all be yours.
00:36:48So what are you going to do with the place?
00:36:50Hmm.
00:36:51I have a few plans.
00:36:56It was right here.
00:36:57I don't hear anything.
00:36:59Jack?
00:37:00Nothing.
00:37:01So it's not about the code?
00:37:03He made contact with us, right?
00:37:06Maybe we can't summon him on command?
00:37:09No, there's something missing.
00:37:11Maybe it has something to do with daylight.
00:37:13I mean, it's getting pretty close to sundown.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:15Maybe.
00:37:16Jack?
00:37:17Where are you going?
00:37:18Hey, uh, I meant to ask you something when I saw you earlier at school.
00:37:33This doesn't end well.
00:37:35Not without our help.
00:37:36Uh, I was just wondering if maybe, you know, you're just...
00:37:39There you are!
00:37:40Dad!
00:37:41What?
00:37:42Come on, we're gonna be late.
00:37:43Ooh!
00:37:44Uh, yeah, sorry.
00:37:45I thought you were...
00:37:46Somebody else.
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:55What was I thinking?
00:37:57You're heading the game.
00:37:58You're going back out there.
00:37:59Oh, pardon me.
00:38:00Sorry.
00:38:01Ah!
00:38:03Are you okay?
00:38:04Charlie, did you hurt anything else?
00:38:05Just my friend.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:08Hi, Jack.
00:38:09Yeah.
00:38:10I mean, hi.
00:38:11Uh, so do you have any plans for Halloween?
00:38:24Annie and I are going to the dance.
00:38:27Um, our movie's about to start.
00:38:33Uh, well, I'll see you at the dance.
00:38:38I hope so.
00:38:42There you go.
00:38:45You guys just changed my whole life.
00:38:48Come on, it's all you, man.
00:38:50Well, I'm Casanova.
00:38:51We gotta get back to Grandma's before it gets dark.
00:38:53But there.
00:38:54No.
00:38:56H-277.
00:38:57Man in theÍSHA!
00:38:58Oh!
00:39:05Ugh!
00:39:06Oh!
00:39:08Ugh!
00:39:09Ha-oh!
00:39:10Huh-oh!
00:39:11Ooh!
00:39:13Oh!
00:39:14Angst, Вот помож will you?
00:39:16Oh, were you Medal of calculation?
00:39:19Oh, no.
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:21Oh, what a beautiful day.
00:39:31How long is Cloud Nine Jack going to be a thing?
00:39:34You know, I really thought the dopamine would have dissipated by now.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38I'm moving.
00:39:39I'm moving.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42There's my early bird.
00:39:44Happy Halloween, Jackie.
00:39:46Oh, it might just be the most hallow to have ever weaned.
00:39:48And Chipper, too.
00:39:50Oh, come on, let's get you packed.
00:39:52Aren't you supposed to be on a business trip?
00:39:53Didn't pan out.
00:39:55Are we okay?
00:39:56Yeah, everything's fine.
00:39:58We're good.
00:39:58Let's go.
00:40:00Come on, hustle.
00:40:13Come on.
00:40:15Come on.
00:40:17Come on.
00:40:20Come on.
00:40:20Come on.
00:40:21Come on.
00:40:21Come on.
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00:40:22Come on.
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00:40:24Come on.
00:40:24Come on.
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00:40:28Come on.
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00:40:42Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:40:44Oh!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:46Oh!
00:40:47Oh!
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:49Oh!
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:52Oh!
00:40:57Evicted?
00:40:59I hoped I'd find you here today.
00:41:01This... this doesn't make any sense. How can you do...
00:41:04Anything is possible if you pull the right strings.
00:41:12This is really bad.
00:41:15What's happening?
00:41:16Who is that?
00:41:17I don't know, but...
00:41:19I have an idea.
00:41:21All I need is a signature, then I can take this money pit off your hands.
00:41:29It really is in excellent condition. No structural issues whatsoever.
00:41:45You keep a magnificent home, Mrs. Finer... Finerman.
00:41:50Who are you?
00:41:51Who are you?
00:41:52Oh, right, absolutely.
00:41:53Simprinian Coates.
00:41:55Attorneys at Law.
00:41:56Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:58I am here to help you with this...
00:42:03This fellow.
00:42:05Why I'm here today.
00:42:06There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
00:42:09I couldn't agree with you more, which is what I'm here to discuss today.
00:42:17Come on, hurry up, hurry up.
00:42:19So, after reviewing the case files and the court documents, we have come to a very firm conclusion.
00:42:29Have you?
00:42:30Yes, we have.
00:42:32And that conclusion is?
00:42:34What I'm here to discuss with you.
00:42:35You said as much.
00:42:38Hold on.
00:42:39You know Jack can't hold down the conversation.
00:42:41What did you say? Your name was Simprinian Coates?
00:42:46Simprinian.
00:42:47Where have I heard that name before?
00:42:49Well, we were established in the 1930s. We have a very long history at the firm.
00:42:53Is that so?
00:42:54Never lost, actually.
00:42:55Well, there's a first time for everything.
00:42:57There's no need to sign this, ma'am.
00:42:59There is, actually. So, if you are done stalling...
00:43:03One more thing, if you don't mind.
00:43:06Alright.
00:43:07So, um, we have concluded and discussed and we have decided to issue an injunction on the sale of this property.
00:43:22I'll be reviewing these. You'll hear from me by end of day.
00:43:40I... I don't know how to thank you.
00:43:43There's no need. It's all a part of the job.
00:43:47Well, about that...
00:43:50As you can probably tell, I can't really afford any legal fees.
00:43:54Don't worry about that.
00:43:57Is this, like, pro bono work, or...?
00:44:01Oh, no. Nothing like that.
00:44:05It's absolutely free of charge.
00:44:10Well, I must be going.
00:44:13Lots of...
00:44:15Cases to crack.
00:44:17Jobs to do.
00:44:19Anyways.
00:44:21Goodbye.
00:44:22Goodbye.
00:44:43Jack, honey.
00:44:45Take a shower.
00:44:46Yes!
00:44:47Yes!
00:44:48We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
00:44:49Yes!
00:44:50I can't believe that worked!
00:44:51It's just a temporary solution.
00:44:52What was in that paperwork?
00:44:53I mean, a lot of things.
00:44:56So, what do we do?
00:44:57Okay, well, we need to come up with a lot of money really fast.
00:45:00Not easy for a bunch of kids.
00:45:01The best nothing three-stem preemies can't handle.
00:45:03Okay, so what do we got?
00:45:04No idea is a bad idea.
00:45:05I've recently learned quite a bit about card counting.
00:45:07It sounds doable.
00:45:08Yeah, for you, maybe.
00:45:09So we go to Vegas, I put on the coat and...
00:45:10Don't you need it?
00:45:11I put on the coat and then...
00:45:12I put on the coat and they put on the coat?
00:45:13Yes!
00:45:14No, we did it!
00:45:15We did it!
00:45:16We did it!
00:45:17Yes!
00:45:18I can't believe it!
00:45:19It's just a temporary solution!
00:45:20What was in that paperwork?
00:45:21I mean...
00:45:22...a lot of things.
00:45:23So what do we do?
00:45:24Okay, well, we need to come up with a lot of money really fast.
00:45:25Not easy for a bunch of kids.
00:45:30money to gamble in the first place right okay okay hear me out so i put on the coat and rob a bank
00:45:40you rob a bank you said no bad idea i stand corrected that hurts jack well cry me a river
00:45:45what else do we have a river what no no um a puddle he he was in a puddle that's why we
00:45:55couldn't talk to him yesterday i don't follow why come up with a bunch of dumb ideas of how
00:46:00to make money when we could ask a magician to literally make all the money we want
00:46:22now what
00:46:23um hello mr cimprini yes i can hear you there's no need to shout right here whoa you're here
00:46:34where else would i be uh mr cimprini we have a bit of a pressing question what is it
00:46:40can you use your magic to make us like a whole lot of money i'm sorry i'm not that sort of magician i
00:46:46perform tricks not real magic and even if i could easy money is always trouble that's how i got myself
00:46:54into this whole mess over this ridiculous trinket
00:46:58uh by the way have you found gertrude campbellton um about that there's really no easy way to say
00:47:10this but it's been 86 years since you went missing 86 years i i i i don't i don't understand you and me both
00:47:22sir but it's true and whoever gertrude campbellton was she's probably she's probably not alive anymore
00:47:30there's still a chance she's a witch after all come again
00:47:35that's it the campbellton residence there's her address do you think it's really her let's ride
00:48:06there they are
00:48:19miss weaver i should have known what are you doing taking back what's mine
00:48:49so
00:49:10so
00:49:17Oh, my God.
00:49:47Oh, my God.
00:50:17I'm saving this for a special occasion.
00:50:47What was that?
00:50:59My science teacher.
00:51:05After all these years.
00:51:17Curse that I did not assign.
00:51:21Return to me that which is mine.
00:51:27Maybe this isn't the best approach.
00:51:43For the safety.
00:51:47A simple binding spell.
00:51:53You should be able to make quick work of it.
00:52:05I know it's not my place.
00:52:07But have you thought maybe it's because one witch cannot undo another witch's spell.
00:52:13I know.
00:52:15I'm not just any witch.
00:52:19I'm Madame Weaver.
00:52:21Mistress of magic.
00:52:23Nothing is beyond my reach.
00:52:25Truly your powers are unmatched.
00:52:35And you have successfully retrieved the coat after 86 long years.
00:52:37This alone stands as a testament to your power and capability.
00:52:41But perhaps now.
00:52:43After all of that.
00:52:45In the 11th hour.
00:52:47It's time to contact.
00:52:49Don't you dare.
00:52:51Speak her name.
00:52:53Speak her name.
00:53:13Okay, maybe they're not answering because we're kids.
00:53:15They might not be home.
00:53:17They clearly don't take kindly to people dropping by unannounced.
00:53:25Okay, what do we do?
00:53:27Semperini said she was the only one who could help.
00:53:29But we don't even have the raincoat.
00:53:31You kids looking for someone?
00:53:43We're trying to return something that belonged to Gertrude Campbellton.
00:53:45It's kind of a long story.
00:53:47Wouldn't have anything to do with a magician trapped inside of a yellow raincoat.
00:53:51Would it?
00:53:55How did you know?
00:54:01I'm the one who cursed him.
00:54:13No offense, but you don't look like you're over 100 years old.
00:54:17I suppose not.
00:54:19You can slow things down or speed things up with the right spell or Kyrio.
00:54:25But an object imbued with the purest magic and given in love.
00:54:31Can bring eternal youth to a witch.
00:54:33It's a once in a lifetime gift.
00:54:37And a curse really.
00:54:39Remaining young as the world grows old around you.
00:54:43So the brooch that Semperini has is one of those magical objects?
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:51There's a sealing cycle on every spell.
00:54:53A certain amount of time it takes before the spell becomes permanent.
00:54:59Irreversible.
00:55:01The binding spell I cast on Augustus Semperini.
00:55:05The sealing cycle is 86 years.
00:55:07I made a terrible mistake.
00:55:11And I've spent the last 86 years studying every form of magic I could.
00:55:17And searching for ways to find the raincoat.
00:55:19To right this wrong.
00:55:21I thought I had failed.
00:55:23But I hadn't considered the oldest form of magic there is.
00:55:29What's that?
00:55:31Serendipity.
00:55:3386 years to the day with mere hours before the sealing cycle completes.
00:55:37You three show up.
00:55:39I've been preparing for this day for decades.
00:55:41I have everything I need to free Semperini.
00:55:43The final ingredient is the raincoat.
00:55:47There's just one problem with that.
00:55:51We don't have the coat.
00:55:53It was taken.
00:55:55I'll have to start making preparations if I'm going to be ready in time.
00:56:01You've come this far.
00:56:03Something tells me you'll know what to do.
00:56:11Where would she be?
00:56:13I've only ever seen her in one place.
00:56:25Come on. This way.
00:56:31I was really expecting it to be locked.
00:56:45I was really expecting to do battle against an angry witch.
00:56:49But you don't see me complaining.
00:56:51Hey, spread out. See if you can find anything.
00:56:53What if we just slow down and...
00:57:11Slow down?
00:57:12You want me trapped like this forever?
00:57:14Surviving on watered down brews and whatever youthful energy I can steal from school children?
00:57:20I am falling apart at the seams.
00:57:23Which is precisely why we should strongly consider putting the past behind us and reaching out to...
00:57:31I warned you once.
00:57:33The next one won't be a warning.
00:57:35What in the blue blazes?
00:57:48Meow.
00:57:49Pookie?
00:57:50Pookie?
00:57:51Pookie?
00:57:52Pookie?
00:57:53B-
00:57:54Pookie?
00:57:55No.
00:57:56No.
00:57:57No.
00:57:58No.
00:57:59Bad boy!
00:58:00Pookie?
00:58:01No.
00:58:02Pookie?
00:58:03No.
00:58:04Not the pellets?
00:58:05No.
00:58:06Pookie?
00:58:07No.
00:58:08No.
00:58:09Pookie?
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No.
00:58:12No fucking bad boy!
00:58:13Pookie?
00:58:14No.
00:58:15Not the pellets?
00:58:16No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:18Pookie?
00:58:19No.
00:58:20No.
00:58:21Pookie?
00:58:22Madame, we have...
00:58:24едок!
00:58:25No ball also pellets!
00:58:26Hit the deck!
00:58:27HIT WE D họK!!!
00:58:53Oh, no!
00:59:23Whoa!
00:59:30Easy there!
00:59:32No!
00:59:33No!
00:59:34No!
00:59:36Here, kitty, kitty.
00:59:40No!
00:59:53Well, the good news is I think I know where he went.
01:00:00The bad news is I don't know if we have any portal pellets left.
01:00:06Oh, but that won't stop me from looking.
01:00:13Mr. Semperini?
01:00:30Not quite.
01:00:36Is...
01:00:38Is he a cat?
01:00:41Here, kitty, kitty.
01:00:43Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:44Come here.
01:00:45Come over here.
01:00:47Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:49Come here.
01:00:50Come here.
01:01:00He's over there.
01:01:02Uh-uh.
01:01:04Just get him!
01:01:05We're trying!
01:01:06We're trying!
01:01:07Okay, hold on.
01:01:08I have an idea.
01:01:09Okay, good.
01:01:10We're trying to get him.
01:01:11Oh, oh no!
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:13Yeah!
01:01:16Yeah!
01:01:17They need one more thing.
01:01:20Hey, hey.
01:01:21Hey, hey.
01:01:22Hey, hey, hey!
01:01:23Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:25Hey.
01:01:26Hey.
01:01:27Hey, hey.
01:01:28Hey, hey.
01:01:30Hey, hey.
01:01:31Hey, hey.
01:01:32Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:33Hey, hey.
01:01:34Hey, hey.
01:01:35Hey, hey.
01:01:36Hey.
01:01:37Hey.
01:01:38Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:39Aha, I found one, in perfect condition.
01:01:48Oh, um, fantastic.
01:01:53Ready?
01:01:56Ready.
01:01:59Ready.
01:02:09Ready.
01:02:25Ready.
01:02:29Ready.
01:02:33Ready.
01:02:37I'm tired.
01:02:39Okay, go back.
01:02:55Well, it could have been worse.
01:03:00You've gotta stop saying that.
01:03:02Run!
01:03:03Go, go, go, go!
01:03:07You guys run ahead, I'll try to stall her.
01:03:12What?
01:03:13No!
01:03:14Go now!
01:03:15No!
01:03:16Come on!
01:03:17Come on!
01:03:18Charlie, I can't run that fast!
01:03:24Okay, and hold this.
01:03:29Jump on.
01:03:30Let's go!
01:03:32Let's go!
01:03:43Where did that idiot cat go?
01:03:46No need to make this difficult.
01:03:57You can't get away.
01:03:59Turn out the lights.
01:04:00And you know you're not alone.
01:04:01Something isn't right.
01:04:02You can feel it in your bones.
01:04:03It's a freaking in the stairs.
01:04:04The windows blowing close.
01:04:05Raising up your hands.
01:04:06Sorry.
01:04:07Watch out!
01:04:08Ooh!
01:04:09It's a freaking in the stairs.
01:04:10The windows blowing close.
01:04:11Raising up your hands.
01:04:12Sorry.
01:04:13Sorry.
01:04:14I'm sorry.
01:04:15It's a freaking in the stairs.
01:04:16And you know you're not alone.
01:04:17Something isn't right.
01:04:18You can feel it in your bones.
01:04:19It's a freaking in the stairs.
01:04:21The windows blowing close.
01:04:24Raising up your hands.
01:04:26Sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:28It's a freaking in the stairs.
01:04:29I'm sorry.
01:04:30Get it.
01:04:31Oh, I'm sorry.
01:04:32Get it.
01:04:33Oh, I'm sorry.
01:04:34Get it.
01:04:35I'm sorry.
01:04:36I'm sorry.
01:04:37I'm sorry.
01:04:38You can do that.
01:04:39Make sure you look like a cute bubble.
01:04:43I'm afraid of the night.
01:05:04I told you not to make this difficult.
01:05:08Now you're just making me angry.
01:05:13I'm trying to remember if I ever had you as a student.
01:05:17I was up for my history teacher once.
01:05:21Mr. Cunningham?
01:05:23Yeah. Sixth grade.
01:05:26I fell asleep during your lecture on the Great Depression.
01:05:28Try living through it, you little brat.
01:05:31Kids these days.
01:05:41Or, I guess just...
01:05:44Kids in general.
01:05:47Why do you all have to be so annoying?
01:05:50Now, why did you have to do that?
01:06:01Where is it?
01:06:02I don't know.
01:06:04Right.
01:06:08I'm not going to tell you.
01:06:11Then time for this.
01:06:13Bertha, I'm taking this one with us.
01:06:16Oh, uh, sorry.
01:06:29Oh, uh, sorry.
01:06:43Right on time.
01:06:48Come on, come on.
01:07:50Step back.
01:08:06Step back.
01:08:36Did it work?
01:09:06I am so sorry.
01:09:22I am so sorry.
01:09:24The show was a disaster, and I was desperate.
01:09:28I know that's not an excuse, but...
01:09:31Thank you for free.
01:09:33I have felt such a crushing guilt for so long.
01:09:38I never should have done this to you.
01:09:45I'm so sorry.
01:09:46Better late than ever.
01:10:01Oh, and children!
01:10:10I owe you such a debt of gratitude, I do.
01:10:15How about a...
01:10:16Where's your older brother?
01:10:21She's not always like this.
01:10:36If you just do what she says, she can be reasonable from time to time.
01:10:40Stop fraternizing with the prisoner.
01:10:44She's not wrong, though, you know.
01:10:45This would be a lot easier on both of us if you would just tell me where it is.
01:10:49Why do you want it anyway?
01:10:51Really?
01:10:53Okay.
01:10:53Here's what it looks like to answer a question in a straightforward manner.
01:10:59There is an amulet trapped inside that raincoat that belongs to me.
01:11:04If I fail to retrieve it by the end of the day, I will forever lose the immortal youth it once bestowed upon me.
01:11:11See?
01:11:12Not that difficult, is it?
01:11:14But it's not the truth.
01:11:15That brooch belongs to Gertrude.
01:11:17Oh, oh, we don't say that name.
01:11:20No, it does not belong to her.
01:11:23She simply wanted to borrow it for an afternoon.
01:11:28I normally would never let it leave my side, but my love for my sister was blind.
01:11:36She's your sister?
01:11:38Not anymore.
01:11:44Listen, kid, I needed that raincoat, and don't you think for a second I'm going to let it slip away for good?
01:11:53Not when I'm this close.
01:11:55So, if you're not going to talk, I have other ways of forcing the information, and they are all extremely painful.
01:12:14Last chance.
01:12:17What's it going to be, kid?
01:12:21Bad move, kid.
01:12:24Enough!
01:12:25Has it honestly never occurred to you that you don't have to be so mean all the time?
01:12:33You were holding out on me?
01:12:34You didn't.
01:12:48It's for your own good.
01:12:53Esmeralda.
01:12:54No!
01:12:55You do not get to come here.
01:12:56Not today.
01:12:57Of all days, you do not get to come here.
01:12:59You found it?
01:13:06I never stopped looking.
01:13:15Jack!
01:13:17You guys okay?
01:13:18Are you hurt?
01:13:19Yeah, we're okay.
01:13:19We're fine.
01:13:20We're fine.
01:13:29We're fine.
01:13:33Looks like it worked.
01:13:39Good job, guys.
01:13:40Yeah.
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:43Ah!
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01:14:03We have a lot of catching up to do, but first, you should formally meet the real heroes.
01:14:17I guess I was a little harsh with you guys.
01:14:21A little.
01:14:22Ah!
01:14:25Look, it's been a tough 86 years.
01:14:29But I shouldn't have treated you the way I did.
01:14:34Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
01:14:36Well, you see, there is something.
01:14:37Um, I don't know if this falls under your jurisdiction as...
01:14:41...witches, but we're gonna lose our house if we don't come up with a lot of money really fast.
01:14:47...
01:14:48Yeah, we've bought a little time, but, you know, it's not really looking good.
01:14:51We may not have bought as much time as you think.
01:14:53Take it easy.
01:14:54You know, I heard you the first 13 times, you really didn't have to go so hard.
01:15:02Are your knuckles okay?
01:15:03All right.
01:15:04You had your fun.
01:15:09I don't know what you were trying to accomplish, and I won't pretend to care.
01:15:12But I am willing to present you with the same offer.
01:15:14So, your role, buddy?
01:15:15Does the word injunction mean nothing to you?
01:15:16You can drop the act.
01:15:17We read this entire document.
01:15:19Not that we needed to.
01:15:20Over half of this thing is comprised of Wikipedia articles about collecting Pokemon cards.
01:15:25What?
01:15:26You didn't.
01:15:27Here.
01:15:28See for yourself.
01:15:29I'm sorry you had to find out this thing.
01:15:30I'm sorry you had to find out this thing.
01:15:31But I am willing to present you with the same offer.
01:15:32So, your role, buddy?
01:15:33Does the word injunction mean nothing to you?
01:15:34You can drop the act.
01:15:35We read this entire document.
01:15:36Not that we needed to.
01:15:37Over half of this thing is comprised of Wikipedia articles about collecting Pokemon cards.
01:15:43What?
01:15:44You didn't.
01:15:46Here.
01:15:47See for yourself.
01:15:50I'm sorry you had to find out this thing.
01:15:54I can't tell you what this man's intentions were, but I can tell you for certain he is definitely not a lawyer.
01:16:03Ms. Feinerman.
01:16:04Mrs.
01:16:05Mrs. Feinerman.
01:16:06The offer still stands, and I think you will find it more than generous.
01:16:11I can't.
01:16:14I realize how difficult this is for you.
01:16:17Do you?
01:16:18But I urge you to think of your family's future.
01:16:21After today, the offer is off the table.
01:16:24This is the best option.
01:16:27Now, will you take this generous settlement agreement of your own free will, or will you wait until the bank forecloses on you and leaves you empty-handed?
01:16:37Kids?
01:16:38Hi, Mom.
01:16:39Is that Mrs. Weaver?
01:16:40Hello, Mrs. Feinerman.
01:16:41And the bad lawyer?
01:16:42Aloysius.
01:16:43Hello, Gertrude.
01:16:44I thought you were dead.
01:16:45You thought wrong.
01:16:46Wait.
01:16:47I know you!
01:16:48See?
01:16:49You're that terrible magician!
01:16:50Whatever he asks you to do, you must be able to die.
01:16:53All right.
01:16:54I'm not.
01:16:55I'm not.
01:16:56I'm not.
01:16:57I'm not.
01:16:58I'm not.
01:16:59I'm not.
01:17:00I'm not.
01:17:01I'm not.
01:17:02I'm not.
01:17:03I'm not.
01:17:04I'm not.
01:17:05I'm not.
01:17:06I'm not.
01:17:07I'm not.
01:17:08I'm not.
01:17:09I'm not.
01:17:10I know you.
01:17:12See? You're that terrible magician.
01:17:15Whatever he asks you to do, you mustn't comply.
01:17:18It's too late.
01:17:20But I could use an insurance plan.
01:17:24Mom!
01:17:26What happened?
01:17:27Where did he take her?
01:17:30You think he's at it again?
01:17:32He can't be.
01:17:34That's the man you saw earlier today?
01:17:36I don't know how, but that's the man that tried to buy the theater I performed at 86 years ago.
01:17:42He's definitely at it again.
01:17:43What are you talking about?
01:17:45Triplex Compositum.
01:17:47What's that?
01:17:48It's a very dangerous...
01:17:50Some would say evil.
01:17:51...dark magic rite intended to increase your power and influence.
01:17:55At the risk of sucking the entire world into the void.
01:17:59Sounds a bit short-sighted.
01:18:01But we're talking incredible power.
01:18:04You'd be untouchable.
01:18:05Hypothetically.
01:18:07It's been outlawed for millennia.
01:18:11Do you really think that he would try it after what happened last time?
01:18:15What do you mean, last time?
01:18:17He tried this whole song and dance ages ago in Bermuda.
01:18:21It was a disaster.
01:18:23The Bermuda Triangle.
01:18:26A literal disaster.
01:18:28It took the High Council centuries to seal it up.
01:18:30Seal it up?
01:18:31Where did he take her mom?
01:18:35This is your house.
01:18:38And you said he wanted to buy the theater.
01:18:41Yes, I did.
01:18:42Why does this matter?
01:18:44Each requisite accessory for this particular right, in this case property, must be given freely.
01:18:51They cannot be taken by force.
01:18:54We just need to know where the third location is.
01:18:58Um...
01:18:59What about his office?
01:19:02Oh.
01:19:06Excellent.
01:19:07Bingo.
01:19:11You don't have to go through with this.
01:19:26You can't imagine how long I've been planning this.
01:19:30I spent decades sabotaging performers at that cheap theater, patiently waiting for the right moment to step in and take it off their hands.
01:19:41And I would have taken your house 15 years ago if you and your husband hadn't come along and put so much work into it.
01:19:51Tenacious to the last.
01:19:53You kept coming back with so many job opportunities, I thought I'd never be able to shut them all down in time.
01:20:00You are a monster.
01:20:02Whatever it is you're planning, you won't get away with it.
01:20:05I already have.
01:20:07Mom!
01:20:28Olivia!
01:20:30Don't get too close.
01:20:32You might hurt yourself.
01:20:37I thought you would have known better.
01:20:40You're powerless here as long as I'm in control.
01:20:45Welcome to the Triplex Compositing.
01:21:07It's almost time.
01:21:21For this next bit of magic, I will require the assistance of a willing volunteer.
01:21:26Whatever he wants, don't do it, don't!
01:21:27I volunteer!
01:21:28Well, actually, I'm so excited to be a part of this.
01:21:35It's all very impressive.
01:21:37Please, back up.
01:21:39That's close enough.
01:21:42And maybe hold off on the excitement until I tell you what I need you to do.
01:21:47Yes, absolutely.
01:21:48You are the final piece of the puzzle.
01:21:52So it is very important that you volunteer of your own free will.
01:21:58Do you understand?
01:22:01Yes, I do.
01:22:01Indeed.
01:22:03Very well.
01:22:04I need you to step into the void and retrieve the eye of the storm.
01:22:19It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:23Bring it to me, and I will grant you anything your heart desires.
01:22:29That sounds wonderful.
01:22:41Something terrifying.
01:22:43Dangerous.
01:22:46I just, um...
01:22:48I have one question.
01:22:50What's that?
01:22:52Um, how are you going to grant my heart's desires?
01:22:57About this?
01:22:59How did you...
01:23:04Magician never reveals the secrets.
01:23:06You idiot.
01:23:07You have no idea what you've done.
01:23:09Well, do I?
01:23:14You've reached the void any minute.
01:23:17We're counting on it.
01:23:21You can't defeat me.
01:23:23You can't defeat me.
01:23:29You're only...
01:23:30You're not alone, I can't.
01:23:32I don't know.
01:24:02I'm alright. You guys okay?
01:24:23Yeah, we're okay, Mom.
01:24:25Can somebody please explain to me what just happened?
01:24:30In a world without magic, the trickster is king.
01:24:40Well played, Augustus.
01:24:42Thank you, but honestly, I really feel that this would be safer in your hands.
01:24:49I don't know about you guys, but I could go for something profoundly normal right now, like boring even.
01:24:57I don't know.
01:24:59I don't know.
01:25:01I don't know.
01:25:05I don't know.