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00:04:29Well, I did say I would reveal some of those secrets tonight, did I not?
00:04:44Let's give it up for Miss Gertrude Camelton one last time, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:51Thank you so much.
00:04:59Well, hold on to your hats, because I have so much more in store for you tonight, the likes of which you've never seen before.
00:05:29Great show, Augustus, man. You really know how to think on your feet, sir.
00:05:34That's show business. So how did we do?
00:05:37Pretty well, compared to most nights, but that fella was right. It's not enough.
00:05:48No, we're not done yet.
00:05:50Billy, when does the pawnbroker close?
00:05:54You got a half hour?
00:05:59Give me a half hour, and we'll be right as rain.
00:06:02Alright.
00:06:24You'll fetch a pretty penny.
00:06:34Mr. Semprini, it's Gertrude from before. Marvelous show, very entertaining. But I seem to have misplaced something very important to me, and I was hoping you might help me recover it.
00:06:48Hello, Curti. Pleasure to see you again. You said you lost something?
00:06:53Yes, a brooch with jewels embedded in the design. If I could just have a look around.
00:06:58I haven't seen her.
00:06:59I was wearing it when I first came in, and then I went on stage, and with all the commotion, it seems to have gone missing. It would just take a moment.
00:07:06Perhaps another time. I really must be going. I'm already running late.
00:07:10For what?
00:07:11The pawn. I mean, a pawn. An appointment. Magic business. None of your concern.
00:07:15You see, I really can't go home without it. It's a very important piece of family jewelry, and I can't bear the thought that I may have lost it. Or that, perhaps, you may have taken it from me.
00:07:26Madam, I will not stand there. Listen, you dime store hack. You've been caught out. Just return the brooch, and I'll say nothing of it.
00:07:35Look at that. I never. And even if someone had taken such a gaudy piece of jewelry, I'm pretty sure they're putting it to better use.
00:07:43I demand you return it at once. Magic business, huh?
00:07:50Huh?
00:07:53There's wicked ways you choose.
00:08:22There's wicked ways you lose.
00:08:24Until I have that which you hide,
00:08:26inside your coat you will rest!
00:08:52Come here!
00:09:39Hey!
00:09:47Hey there.
00:09:51Oh, oh, Christy.
00:09:57Didn't see you there.
00:09:59Oh, the dance.
00:10:01I mean, I'll probably go.
00:10:09Oh, my God.
00:10:15Oh, my God.
00:10:17Oh, my God.
00:10:19Oh, my God.
00:10:55Are you okay?
00:11:03I...
00:11:04Sorry.
00:11:06It's fine. I just...
00:11:09All right. Basketball today. Chase, Toby, team captains. Everybody else, line up!
00:11:29Eli. Isaac. Hudson. Zeke. Reed. Zane. John. Hunter. Wyatt.
00:11:54Brazos. Charlie. Okay.
00:12:04And so, in conclusion, there truly is no physical analogy we can make to understand what goes
00:12:10on inside atoms. Atoms, as John Gribben once said, behave like atoms, nothing else.
00:12:15And with that, I'll open the floor to questions.
00:12:32Miss Weaver?
00:12:36Miss Weaver?
00:12:37No soliciting.
00:12:45Miss Weaver, any questions?
00:12:49None whatsoever.
00:12:51I was reviewing your term paper.
00:13:08Biochemical influences on organic solidarity?
00:13:11Mm, the very same. Look, if you're gonna plagiarize, you have to pick less complex topics.
00:13:17I'm sorry?
00:13:19The language. The theoretical conjecture. None of this reads like an eighth grader wrote it.
00:13:24It's simply a byproduct of hours of personal study. If you cross-reference...
00:13:29I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but I'll have to write you up if you can't own up to it.
00:13:35I wrote it myself, I swear!
00:13:36Look at what your classmates are writing about.
00:13:40How the moon affects tides. Photosynthesis and me. And then, I hop over here to...
00:13:51Biochemical influences on organic solidarity. I don't even know what that means.
00:13:58If you bothered to read my paper, maybe you would find out. It is not my fault the entire class shares one communal brain cell.
00:14:04Maybe you should borrow it sometime.
00:14:07That'll do it.
00:14:09What is that?
00:14:10A drawer full of none of your business.
00:14:14Now get out of here. You'll be late for your next class.
00:14:22It's infuriating.
00:14:24She wouldn't be treating me like this if I wasn't a kid.
00:14:27Yeah, weaver's mean to everybody.
00:14:29This is different, Jack. You know what I mean.
00:14:31Tell me, Jay, you say I have to read this book before.
00:14:33Harley?
00:14:34I'm not saying this is what you did.
00:14:35The Mud Pie Kid?
00:14:36No, that's Tommy C.
00:14:36Guys!
00:14:37Okay, so, Miss Weaver can't handle how smart you are. At least you're not being picked dead last in gym class and reading too short.
00:14:44Try humiliating yourself in front of the girl with your dreams. Then you'll go crawling back to being picked last in gym.
00:14:49They didn't pass the ball to me. Once!
00:14:51We'll show them all when we're older.
00:14:53Can't happen soon enough.
00:14:54Look on the bright side, lover boy. At least today can't get any worse.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Mom!
00:15:00No!
00:15:00It's last minute, but it's just for the weekend.
00:15:02Who schedules a business meeting on Halloween?
00:15:04Trick or treating!
00:15:05The dance, Mom!
00:15:07I know, but I'm sorry, guys. This could make a huge difference for us. I have to go.
00:15:11But do we have to stay with Grandma Feinerman?
00:15:13I'm old enough to watch all three of us.
00:15:16Yes and no.
00:15:18But her TV's like this small!
00:15:21And she has no internet.
00:15:22The warden's spoken, guys. Let's go get packed.
00:15:28Thanks, Jack.
00:15:29How bad is it?
00:15:33That's nothing you need to worry about.
00:15:36Mom, are we going to lose the house?
00:15:44No.
00:15:47We worked way too hard to let that happen, right?
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:52Get packed.
00:15:53Wheels up in ten.
00:15:54Okay?
00:15:54Let's go.
00:15:55Let's go.
00:15:55Let's go.
00:15:55Let's go.
00:15:59You're back.
00:16:22I was beginning to worry.
00:16:24I can't just sap myself everywhere anymore.
00:16:27We're dangerously low on supplies, and every spell I cast ages me more than the last.
00:16:32We're eher than...
00:16:33You better list me.
00:16:35I can't wait.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:36wrestle me out to the house.
00:16:38Don't you moyen.
00:16:38Closed to the house.
00:16:38Be Katy Maria.
00:16:39Wow.
00:16:39I can't wait.
00:16:40We're too long.
00:16:41I can't wait.
00:16:41I can't wait.
00:16:41I can't wait.
00:16:41Let's go anywhere ANYTHING.
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00:17:02Careful with that.
00:17:07It's all the same junk we found in 95.
00:17:10We already searched this place, top to bottom.
00:17:20We didn't check the catwalk in 95.
00:17:23Why would it be up there?
00:17:26Need I remind you of the time-sensitive nature of our activities here?
00:17:30We leave no stone unturned.
00:17:31Yes, madam. We leave up.
00:17:33I'm going to search the local thrift stores.
00:17:36I expect a full report when I return.
00:17:49Maybe she didn't hear us?
00:17:51Try again.
00:17:55There's my chickadees. Get in here.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:01Still the same TV.
00:18:11Going on 37 years. They don't make them like they used to.
00:18:14They sure don't.
00:18:15Dibs!
00:18:16That's just out here till the moldy smell airs out.
00:18:23Brought it down from the attic as soon as your mom called me.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:25Well, throw your bags in the back room and make yourselves at home.
00:18:28I'll be in the kitchen.
00:18:29Well, it could be worse.
00:18:35Ooh, dinner by candlelight it is.
00:18:38Where did she say?
00:19:02A box on a trunk.
00:19:03Oh, look at this stuff.
00:19:13Hey, check this out.
00:19:22Did Grandma have the world's biggest collection of dress-up clothes?
00:19:26They're costumes from the old theater.
00:19:30Not bad.
00:19:36Avast you.
00:19:37Release the dams on the yellow dress or face my wrath.
00:19:40Ah, you'll have to pry it after my coat is dead.
00:19:49Oh, I can't.
00:19:50Ow!
00:19:51Ow!
00:19:51Ow!
00:19:52I snuck it.
00:19:56You're only you.
00:20:15You're only you.
00:20:20I snuck it.
00:20:21I snuck it.
00:20:21Ha ha ha.
00:20:23you're only young once you know at last I shall have my revenge oh you'll never strike me down
00:20:35oh you'll never strike me down all the way oh really oh your pillaging and plundering has
00:20:45angered the mighty Poseidon god of the sea oh no with the flick of the wrist I can crush and
00:20:52tire amadas bring kingdoms down to their knees and summon a kraken that will drag you down to
00:20:57Davy Jones locker you two pirates don't stand a chance against my wits my strength and of course
00:21:04my devilishly handsome what will you give me in exchange for your measly little lives
00:21:12you better not ready
00:21:22aim go go go fire
00:21:28couldn't bring yourselves to do it huh run oh my god yeah you better run
00:21:46go away what did you do to jack it's me it's me grandma some weirdo has jack no I'm jack
00:22:10approve it charlie your biggest dream is to play for the clippers let me guess seriously
00:22:17olivia we were just juju out for cheating but it's actually you're just really really smart
00:22:21have you been following me around school no it's me jack look I'm wearing the same clothes
00:22:28colorful
00:22:28awful lot of screaming going on everybody okay yeah sorry grandma we were just
00:22:40playing
00:22:44Do it again!
00:23:00What is happening?
00:23:11How do you feel?
00:23:14I feel...normal?
00:23:19How do I sound?
00:23:20You sound old.
00:23:21Like old-old?
00:23:22Like mom-old.
00:23:23Mom's 37.
00:23:24Exactly!
00:23:25Let me try it.
00:23:30Give me that.
00:23:41Whoa.
00:23:42Is this what it's like to be tall?
00:23:48Man, a few inches makes a lot of difference.
00:23:50Kids!
00:23:51Kids!
00:23:52Down here!
00:23:53Do you guys hear that?
00:23:54Sounds like a...
00:23:55Kids!
00:23:56Kids!
00:23:57Like a distant...
00:23:58Voice.
00:23:59You don't hear that!
00:24:00I think I need to gather my own data.
00:24:07Maybe hearing voices is just part of being an adult?
00:24:14This makes absolutely no sense.
00:24:33This makes absolutely no sense.
00:24:45Oh!
00:24:46Oh!
00:24:47You know what this means?
00:24:50We can do anything adults can do.
00:24:53Let's not get carried away.
00:24:54We need to study this thing.
00:24:56Dork!
00:25:05Check the pockets.
00:25:06Oh!
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:12Nothing.
00:25:13Hey!
00:25:14Hey!
00:25:15There's another pocket.
00:25:16It's got a name in it.
00:25:18Augustus Cimprini.
00:25:21Let me look that up.
00:25:23Here.
00:25:24Okay.
00:25:25Augustus Cimprini.
00:25:26Okay, we got something.
00:25:27The final vanishing act.
00:25:29Magician Augustus Cimprini's unsolved dissimilarity.
00:25:33Look.
00:25:34Last seen at Feinerman Theatre.
00:25:36This isn't a costume.
00:25:37It's the magician's friend coat.
00:25:40Do you think he made any more of these?
00:25:44Only one way to find out.
00:25:53This was the last place he was seen before he disappeared.
00:25:59This was the last place he was seen before he disappeared.
00:26:02Well, it's definitely seen better days.
00:26:04Grandma said the guy that bought it from her great-granddad just boarded the place up and never stepped foot inside.
00:26:29Backstage would be a good place to start.
00:26:33Sound logic.
00:26:40Probably the most haunted place to start.
00:26:42Stay with us, Charlie. Keep it together.
00:26:44Yeah, sure.
00:26:50I can't believe in my eyes.
00:26:59Yeah, but...
00:27:19Guys?
00:27:24Come on, Charlie. Eyes on the prize.
00:27:26No, it's not that. It's...
00:27:29Bitch!
00:27:37I am not getting rabies today!
00:27:39Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:27:47Here.
00:27:49Take it.
00:27:51Scoot!
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:07Charlie!
00:28:18Hey!
00:28:20Can we have a bar bat?
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:22Ooh!
00:28:23What?
00:28:24Ooh!
00:28:25Ooh!
00:28:26Ooh!
00:28:27Ow!
00:28:29Yeah!
00:28:31Ooh!
00:28:32Thank you guys for the fun.
00:28:33Thank you very much for that box.
00:28:34So, thank you.
00:28:35Madam Weaver!
00:28:36I'm exhausted.
00:28:37Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:41Are you about that, Madam Weaver?
00:28:42I did find an incredible cashmere sweater, though.
00:28:43I can't imagine why anyone would give this away.
00:28:44Madam Weaver!
00:28:45I'm exhausted.
00:28:46Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:47Are you about that, Madam Weaver?
00:28:48I did find an incredible cashmere sweater, though.
00:28:50I can't imagine why anyone would give this away.
00:28:52Madam Weaver!
00:28:53I'm exhausted.
00:28:54Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:55Are you about that, Madam Weaver?
00:28:56I did find an incredible cashmere sweater, though.
00:28:57I can't imagine why anyone would give this away.
00:28:58Madam Weaver!
00:28:59That's the goodest thing.
00:29:00What is it, you jabbering pillock?
00:29:01I saw the raincoat.
00:29:02Bertha, don't tease me.
00:29:03I swear, Madam Weaver, his children, they broke in one of you were gone, and they hurt
00:29:14with them.
00:29:15Where are they now?
00:29:16They left.
00:29:17I swear, Madam Weaver, his children, they broke in one of you were gone, and they hurt
00:29:27it with them.
00:29:28Where are they now?
00:29:29They left.
00:29:30That's it?
00:29:33They left?
00:29:34Well, there were bats, and there were lots of screaming, and it was all very chaotic.
00:29:39I have one day until the cycle completes, and you let the one thing I need to put an
00:29:44end to all this slip through your slimy tentacles?
00:29:49Bring me the gazing ball.
00:29:51But we're dangerously low on oil, and I'm concerned we were-
00:29:55Do not test me.
00:29:57I'm really nice.
00:29:58We only have enough supplies to do this once.
00:30:01Then we'll make it count.
00:30:04So, what do you guys want to do now?
00:30:11Maybe I could take some college courses?
00:30:13We could go see a rated-R movie.
00:30:15Hey, kids!
00:30:17Okay, you had to have heard it that time.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21Maybe it's because we've all worn the raincoat by now?
00:30:23I'm trying to get your attention!
00:30:24Down here!
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes, you can hear me down here!
00:30:27I'm trying to talk to you!
00:30:31Guys, it's...
00:30:33It's me?
00:30:34I mean, it's him?
00:30:35Yes, you can see me.
00:30:37I need your help to set me free.
00:30:39How is this happening?
00:30:41I need you to listen carefully.
00:30:42You have to find Gertrude Campbellton.
00:30:45She's the only one that can lift this curse-
00:30:48What just happened?
00:31:04Find Gertrude Campbellton.
00:31:07Well, if he disappeared in the 1930s, then like-
00:31:10Then she's probably been dead for years.
00:31:16We're gonna be late for dinner!
00:31:18Oh!
00:31:27Jack, why don't you put the coat?
00:31:29Wait, what were they for?
00:31:34What model grandchildren you are.
00:31:38It truly does warm this whole heart that you want to learn so much about the theater.
00:31:43Um, did you know of a magician named Augustus Cimprini?
00:31:47Oh, the magician who disappeared.
00:31:50Well, it's a bit before my time, but the newspapers had a field day with those headlines.
00:31:57They're all in the book.
00:31:59The book?
00:32:00Oh, yes.
00:32:04The Feinermann Family Theatrical Compendium.
00:32:10It's just a collection of keepsakes and remembrances.
00:32:16I do think you guys are gonna like this.
00:32:19It's like going back in time.
00:32:22Oh, wait.
00:32:23Return what is mine and I will lift the curse?
00:32:26What's that?
00:32:27Hmm.
00:32:28I suppose it is the perfect time of year to talk about the Phantom.
00:32:33The Phantom.
00:32:34The Phantom of the Feinermann Theater.
00:32:36Oh, it sounds a lot more serious than it really is.
00:32:39You see, after the magician disappeared and before the theater closed down for good, mysterious notes like this one started showing up.
00:32:49No one knew who they came from or what they meant even.
00:32:53Part of me thinks it was my great granddaddy's way of trying to drum up business and hard times.
00:32:59Boy, he did everything he could to keep that place afloat.
00:33:03Broke his heart to lose it.
00:33:06GC.
00:33:08Gertrude.
00:33:09Gesundheit.
00:33:15Quickly, Bertha.
00:33:16Yes, Madam Weaver.
00:33:17I'm moving as hot as I can.
00:33:19I have it.
00:33:21Here, Madam Weaver.
00:33:33Look at it, it's working.
00:33:36Of course it is.
00:33:40Creature of night.
00:33:42Nearest my prize.
00:33:44Give me your sight.
00:33:47Lend me your eyes.
00:33:49Lend me your eyes.
00:34:05AHHHHH!
00:34:09AHHHHH!
00:34:14The raincoat.
00:34:28Give it back, you raven.
00:34:31Help!
00:34:33Help!
00:34:35Help!
00:34:37Help!
00:34:43Help, help!
00:34:55Help!
00:34:56Jack?
00:35:00Jack?
00:35:01Where's Jack?
00:35:02You don't see that every day.
00:35:27You don't.
00:35:28No!
00:35:32That was our last chance!
00:35:39Precious oils and powders wasted.
00:35:45Fool's errand.
00:35:48Not necessarily.
00:35:53I'm no closer than I was before.
00:35:57Oh, Madame Weaver, don't talk about that.
00:35:59You sound so down.
00:36:00I don't think that's entirely true.
00:36:02I mean, it's upside down right now,
00:36:05but look at it the way I'm looking at it.
00:36:07See, I think we just need to find this house.
00:36:10So what are you waiting for?
00:36:15Right, um...
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:19I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:36:33I assume the paperwork is in order?
00:36:36I'd say the foreclosure's a definite.
00:36:40This time tomorrow, it'll all be yours.
00:36:48So what are you going to do with the place?
00:36:51Hmm.
00:36:52I have a few plans.
00:36:56It was right here.
00:36:57I don't hear anything.
00:36:59Jack?
00:37:00Nothing.
00:37:01So it's not about the code?
00:37:03He made contact with us, right?
00:37:06Maybe we can't summon him on command?
00:37:09No, there's something missing.
00:37:11Maybe it has something to do with daylight.
00:37:13I mean, it's getting pretty close to sundown.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16Maybe.
00:37:22Jack?
00:37:23Where are you going?
00:37:27Hey, uh, I meant to ask you something
00:37:30when I saw you earlier at school.
00:37:32This doesn't end well.
00:37:34Not without our help.
00:37:36Uh, I was just wondering if maybe, you know, you're just...
00:37:38There you are!
00:37:39Dad!
00:37:40What?
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:42We're going to be late.
00:37:43Oh, uh, yeah.
00:37:44Sorry.
00:37:45I thought you were somebody else.
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:54What was I thinking?
00:37:56You're heading the game.
00:37:57You're going back out there.
00:37:59Pardon me.
00:38:02Are you okay?
00:38:03Charlie, did you hurt anything else?
00:38:05Just my pride.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:10Hi, Jack.
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12I mean, hi.
00:38:16Uh, so do you have any plans for Halloween?
00:38:23Annie and I are going to the dance.
00:38:31Our movie's about to start.
00:38:32Uh, well, I'll see you at the dance.
00:38:37I hope so.
00:38:42There you go.
00:38:45You guys just changed my whole life.
00:38:47Come on.
00:38:48It's all you, man.
00:38:49Well, I'm Casanova.
00:38:50We've got to get back to Grandma's before it gets dark.
00:38:52Come on, Casanova.
00:38:53We've got to get back to Grandma's before it gets dark.
00:38:54I'm Casanova.
00:38:55Auslanva
00:39:06You.
00:39:07Hey-
00:39:11Baga!
00:39:15Yellow.
00:39:17Oh, what a beautiful day.
00:39:31How long is Cloud Nine Jack going to be a thing?
00:39:34You know, I really thought the dopamine would have dissipated by now.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38I'm moving.
00:39:39I'm moving.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42There's my early bird.
00:39:44Happy Halloween, Jackie.
00:39:45Oh, it might just be the most hallow to have ever weaned.
00:39:48And Chipper, too.
00:39:50Come on, let's get you packed.
00:39:52Aren't you supposed to be on a business trip?
00:39:53Didn't pan out.
00:39:55Are we okay?
00:39:56Yeah, everything's fine.
00:39:58We're good.
00:39:58Let's go.
00:40:00Come on, hustle.
00:40:01Okay.
00:40:09Come on.
00:40:13Come on.
00:40:14Come on.
00:40:15What?
00:40:16Oh!
00:40:17Oh!
00:40:40Whoa!
00:40:41Whoa!
00:40:42Whoa!
00:40:43Whoa!
00:40:44Oh!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:46Oh!
00:40:47Oh!
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:49Oh!
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:52Oh!
00:40:57Evicted?
00:40:59I hoped I'd find you here today.
00:41:02This... this doesn't make any sense.
00:41:04How can you...
00:41:05Anything is possible if you pull the right strings.
00:41:09This is really bad.
00:41:10What's happening?
00:41:11Who is that?
00:41:12I don't know, but...
00:41:13I have an idea.
00:41:14All I need is a signature.
00:41:15Then I can take this money pit off your hands.
00:41:19It really is in excellent condition.
00:41:20No structural issues whatsoever.
00:41:21You keep a magnificent home, Mrs. Finer.
00:41:22Finerman.
00:41:24Who are you?
00:41:26Who are you?
00:41:27Oh, right.
00:41:28Absolutely.
00:41:29Cymprinian Coates, attorneys at law.
00:41:30Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:31I am here to help you with this special guest.
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:37Oh!
00:41:38Oh!
00:41:39Oh!
00:41:40It really is in excellent condition.
00:41:43No structural issues whatsoever.
00:41:45You keep a magnificent home, Mrs. Finerman.
00:41:51Who are you?
00:41:52Oh!
00:41:53Right!
00:41:54Absolutely.
00:41:55Cymprinian Coates, attorneys at law.
00:41:56Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:58I am here to help you with this, uh, this fellow, why I'm here today.
00:42:06There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
00:42:09I couldn't agree with you more, which is what I'm here to discuss today.
00:42:17Come on, hurry up, hurry up.
00:42:18So, after reviewing the case files and the court documents, we have come to a very firm conclusion.
00:42:29Have you?
00:42:31Yes, I have.
00:42:32And that conclusion is?
00:42:34What I'm here to discuss with you.
00:42:35You said as much.
00:42:38Hold on, you know Jack can't hold down the conversation.
00:42:42What did you say your name was?
00:42:43Ceprini and Coats?
00:42:46Ceprini.
00:42:46Where have I heard that name before?
00:42:49Well, we were established in the 1930s.
00:42:51We have a very long history at the firm.
00:42:53Is that so?
00:42:54Never lost, actually.
00:42:55Well, there's a first time for everything.
00:42:57There's no need to sign this, Mom.
00:42:58I mean, Ma'am.
00:42:59There is, actually.
00:43:01So, if you are done stalling...
00:43:03One more thing, if you don't mind.
00:43:06All right.
00:43:07So, um, we have concluded and discussed, and we have decided to issue an injunction on the sale of this property.
00:43:22I'll be reviewing these.
00:43:29You'll hear from me by end of day.
00:43:32I, I don't know how to thank you.
00:43:43There's no need.
00:43:44It's all a part of the job.
00:43:47Well, about that...
00:43:50As you can probably tell, I can't really afford any legal fees.
00:43:55Don't worry about that.
00:43:55Is this, like, pro bono work, or...?
00:44:01Oh, no.
00:44:03Nothing like that.
00:44:04It's absolutely free of charge.
00:44:09Well, I must be going.
00:44:12Lots of cases to crack.
00:44:16Jobs to do.
00:44:18Anyways.
00:44:20Goodbye.
00:44:21Goodbye.
00:44:25Jack, honey.
00:44:50Take a shower.
00:44:55Yes!
00:44:59We did it, we did it, we did it!
00:45:00Yes!
00:45:01I can't believe that worked!
00:45:03It's just a temporary solution.
00:45:05What was in that paperwork?
00:45:06I mean, a lot of things.
00:45:08So, what do we do?
00:45:10Okay, well, we need to come up with a lot of money really fast.
00:45:13Not easy for a bunch of kids.
00:45:15That's nothing three-stem preemies can't handle.
00:45:18Okay, so what do we got?
00:45:20No idea is a bad idea.
00:45:21I've recently learned quite a bit about card counting.
00:45:24It sounds doable.
00:45:26Yeah, for you, maybe.
00:45:27So we go to Vegas, I put on the coat and...
00:45:29Don't you need money to gamble in the first place?
00:45:32Right.
00:45:32Okay, okay, hear me out.
00:45:35So, I put on the coat and rob a bank.
00:45:40You rob a bank.
00:45:41You said no bad idea.
00:45:42I stand corrected.
00:45:43That hurts, Jack.
00:45:44Well, cry me a river.
00:45:45What else do we have?
00:45:47A river.
00:45:47What?
00:45:48No, no, um, a puddle.
00:45:52He was in a puddle.
00:45:54That's why we couldn't talk to him yesterday.
00:45:56I don't follow.
00:45:57Why come up with a bunch of dumb ideas of how to make money
00:46:00when we could ask a magician to literally make all the money we want?
00:46:07Now what?
00:46:23Um, hello?
00:46:27Mr. Cimprini?
00:46:28Yes, I can hear you.
00:46:30There's no need to shout.
00:46:31I'm right here.
00:46:32Whoa, you're here.
00:46:34Where else would I be?
00:46:35Uh, Mr. Cimprini, we have a bit of a pressing question.
00:46:39What is it?
00:46:40Can you use your magic to make us, like, a whole lot of money?
00:46:43I'm sorry I'm not that sort of magician.
00:46:46I perform tricks, not real magic.
00:46:48And even if I could, easy money is always trouble.
00:46:52That's how I got myself into this whole mess
00:46:55over this ridiculous trinket.
00:46:58By the way, have you found Gertrude Campbellton?
00:47:04Um, about that.
00:47:08There's really no easy way to say this, but it's been 86 years since you went missing.
00:47:1586 years?
00:47:17I, I, I, I, I don't, I, I don't understand him.
00:47:22You and me both, sir.
00:47:23But it's true, and whoever Gertrude Campbellton was, she's probably...
00:47:28She's probably not alive anymore.
00:47:30There's still a chance.
00:47:32She's a witch after all.
00:47:34Come again?
00:47:35That's it, the Campbellton residence.
00:47:48There's her address.
00:47:49Do you think it's really her?
00:47:51Let's ride.
00:47:52There they are, Madam Huka.
00:48:11Madam Weaver.
00:48:12Oh, my God.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:21Miss Weaver?
00:48:33I should have known.
00:48:35What are you doing?
00:48:36Taking back what's mine.
00:48:48Oh, my God.
00:48:51Oh, my God.
00:48:52Oh, my God.
00:48:53Oh, my God.
00:48:54Oh, my God.
00:48:55Oh, my God.
00:48:56Oh, my God.
00:48:57Oh, my God.
00:48:58Oh, my God.
00:48:59Oh, my God.
00:49:00Oh, my God.
00:49:01Oh, my God.
00:49:02Oh, my God.
00:49:03Oh, my God.
00:49:04Oh, my God.
00:49:05Oh, my God.
00:49:06Oh, my God.
00:49:07Oh, my God.
00:49:08Oh, my God.
00:49:09Oh, my God.
00:49:10Oh, my God.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:12Oh, my God.
00:49:13Oh, my God.
00:49:14Oh, my God.
00:49:15Oh, my God.
00:49:16Oh, my God.
00:49:17Oh, my God.
00:49:18Oh, my God.
00:49:48Oh, my God.
00:50:18I'm saving this for a special occasion.
00:50:48What was that?
00:51:00My science teacher.
00:51:02It's after all these years.
00:51:07A curse that I did not assign.
00:51:22Return to me that which is mine.
00:51:25Maybe this isn't the best approach.
00:51:31Oh, my God.
00:51:43I'm gonna save me.
00:51:51This is the binding spell.
00:51:54You should be able to make quick work of it.
00:52:02I know it's not my place, but have you thought maybe it's because one witch cannot undo another witch's spell?
00:52:13I know!
00:52:14I'm not just any witch.
00:52:19I'm Madam Weaver, mistress of magic.
00:52:23Nothing is beyond my reach.
00:52:30Truly, your powers are unmatched, and you have successfully retrieved the coat after 86 long years.
00:52:38This alone stands as a testament to your power and capability.
00:52:42But perhaps now, after all of that, in the 11th hour, it's time to contact...
00:52:51Don't you dare speak her name!
00:52:55Okay, maybe they're not answering because we're kids.
00:53:02They might not be home.
00:53:04They clearly don't take kindly to people dropping by unannounced.
00:53:11Okay, maybe they're not answering because we're kids.
00:53:15They might not be home.
00:53:17They clearly don't take kindly to people dropping by unannounced.
00:53:26Okay, what do we do?
00:53:28Semperini said she was the only one who could help.
00:53:30But we don't even have the raincoat.
00:53:31You kids looking for someone?
00:53:43We're trying to return something that belonged to Gertrude Campbellton.
00:53:46It's kind of a long story.
00:53:49Wouldn't have anything to do with a magician trapped inside of a yellow raincoat, would it?
00:53:54How did you know?
00:54:01I'm the one who cursed him.
00:54:13No offense, but you don't look like you're over 100 years old.
00:54:16I suppose not.
00:54:19You can slow things down or speed things up with the right spell or Kyrio.
00:54:25But an object imbued with the purest magic and given in love
00:54:30can bring eternal youth to a witch.
00:54:33It's a once-in-a-lifetime gift.
00:54:36And a curse, really.
00:54:39Remaining young as the world goes old around you.
00:54:42So the brooch that Semperini has is one of those magical objects?
00:54:48Yes.
00:54:51There's a sealing cycle on every spell.
00:54:54A certain amount of time it takes before the spell becomes permanent.
00:55:00Irreversible.
00:55:02The binding spell I cast on Augustus Semperini,
00:55:06the sealing cycle is 86 years.
00:55:10I made a terrible mistake.
00:55:13And I've spent the last 86 years
00:55:15studying every form of magic I could
00:55:17and searching for ways to find the raincoat
00:55:20to right this wrong.
00:55:23I thought I had failed.
00:55:25But I hadn't considered the oldest form of magic there is.
00:55:30What's that?
00:55:31Serendipity.
00:55:3386 years to the day,
00:55:34with mere hours before the sealing cycle completes,
00:55:37you three show up.
00:55:39Whoa.
00:55:39I've been preparing for this day for decades.
00:55:41I have everything I need to free Semperini.
00:55:44The final ingredient
00:55:45is the raincoat.
00:55:48There's just one problem with that.
00:55:51We don't have the coat.
00:55:53It was taken.
00:55:55I'll have to start making preparations
00:55:57if I'm going to be ready in time.
00:56:01You've come this far.
00:56:04Something tells me
00:56:05you'll know what to do.
00:56:11Where would she be?
00:56:12I've only ever seen her in one place.
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:31This way.
00:56:34I was really expecting it to be locked.
00:56:44I was really expecting
00:56:47to do battle against an angry witch,
00:56:48but you don't see me complaining.
00:56:51Hey, spread out.
00:56:51See if you can find anything.
00:56:53Okay.
00:56:53What if we just
00:57:09slow down and...
00:57:11Slow down?
00:57:12You want me trapped like this forever?
00:57:14Surviving on
00:57:15watered-down brews
00:57:17and whatever youthful energy
00:57:18I can steal from school children?
00:57:20I am falling apart
00:57:23at the seams.
00:57:24Which is precisely
00:57:25why we should
00:57:27strongly consider
00:57:28putting the bus behind us
00:57:30and reaching out to...
00:57:32I warned you once.
00:57:34The next one
00:57:35won't be a warning.
00:57:36What in the blue blazes?
00:57:49Meow.
00:57:53Pookie?
00:57:53Pookie?
00:58:06Pookie?
00:58:07P-
00:58:07Pookie, no.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No, Pookie.
00:58:12Bad boy!
00:58:16Pookie?
00:58:17No.
00:58:17Not the pellets.
00:58:18No, Pookie.
00:58:20No.
00:58:21No, Pookie.
00:58:22Madame Weaver.
00:58:25Not the auto-bellets!
00:58:27Hit the deck!
00:58:28Hit the deck!
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No.
00:58:32It's a class on the canal.
00:58:33Let's go.
00:59:03Let's go.
00:59:33Let's go.
00:59:37Here, get it, get it.
00:59:40No!
00:59:41No!
00:59:43Well, the good news is I think I know where he went.
01:00:01The bad news is I don't know if we have any portal pellets left.
01:00:10Oh, but that won't stop me from looking.
01:00:13Mr. Semperini?
01:00:29Not quite.
01:00:35Is...
01:00:37Is he a cat?
01:00:39Here, kitty, kitty.
01:00:41Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:43Come over here.
01:00:45Come over here.
01:00:47Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:49Come here.
01:00:50Come here.
01:01:00Kitty's over there.
01:01:02Uh...
01:01:04Just get him.
01:01:05We're trying.
01:01:06We're trying.
01:01:07We're trying.
01:01:08Okay, hold on.
01:01:09I have an idea.
01:01:10Okay, good.
01:01:11Come on, come on.
01:01:12Oh, oh, no.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:14Close all of these.
01:01:15Yeah, I'm just doing alright.
01:01:16To me, I'm gonna help you guys.
01:01:17Ah, oh my God.
01:01:18Kitty, you got to walk off the wall.
01:01:19You're like I'm gonna help you guys.
01:01:20Ah-ha!
01:01:24to me.
01:01:25To me.
01:01:26I'm gonna help you guys.
01:01:27I'm gonna help you guys get home.
01:01:40Aha! I found one. In perfect condition.
01:01:49Oh, um, fantastic.
01:01:55Ready?
01:01:58Ready.
01:02:10No!
01:02:35No!
01:02:38Go, go, go, go!
01:02:55Well, it could have been worse.
01:03:01You gotta stop saying that.
01:03:03Run!
01:03:04Go, go, go, go!
01:03:08You guys run ahead.
01:03:13I'll try to stall her.
01:03:14What? No!
01:03:15Go now!
01:03:19Come on!
01:03:21Come on!
01:03:22Charlie, I can't run that fast!
01:03:29Okay, and hold this.
01:03:30Jump on.
01:03:32Let's go!
01:03:38Where did that idiot cat go?
01:03:44Where did that idiot cat go?
01:03:47No need to make this difficult.
01:03:56You can't get away!
01:03:59Turn off the lights.
01:04:01And you know you're not alone.
01:04:05No need to make this difficult.
01:04:07No need to make this difficult.
01:04:10You can't get away.
01:04:27Watch out!
01:04:37Excuse me.
01:04:38I didn't even do that.
01:04:39Send a lovely picture.
01:04:40You look like a cute bubble.
01:04:43I'm afraid of the night.
01:04:57Hey.
01:04:58I told you not to make this difficult.
01:05:08Now you're just making me angry.
01:05:13I'm trying to remember if I ever had you as a student.
01:05:17You sent for my history teacher once.
01:05:21Mr. Cunningham?
01:05:23Yeah.
01:05:24Sixth grade.
01:05:25I fell asleep during your lecture on the Great Depression.
01:05:29Try living through it, you little brat.
01:05:37Kids these days.
01:05:41Or...
01:05:42I guess just...
01:05:44Kids in general.
01:05:47Why do y'all have to be so annoying?
01:05:50Now, why did you have to do that?
01:06:01Where is it?
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:04Right.
01:06:08I'm not gonna tell you.
01:06:11And time to miss.
01:06:13Bertha.
01:06:14I'm taking this one with us.
01:06:15I'm taking this one with us.
01:06:17Hmm.
01:06:18Hmm.
01:06:19Hmm!
01:06:20Hmm!
01:06:21Hmm!
01:06:22Ooh!
01:06:23Ooh!
01:06:24Ooh!
01:06:26olduğum!
01:06:27Oh!
01:06:28Oh!
01:06:29Ooh!
01:06:30Ooh!
01:06:31Ooh!
01:06:32Ooh!
01:06:33Ooh!
01:06:35Ooh!
01:06:36Ooh...
01:06:37Ooh!
01:06:38Ooh!
01:06:40Oh!
01:06:41Oh, uh, sorry.
01:06:46Right on time.
01:06:48Come on.
01:07:11Yes, with this sprue and earnest first, absolve anew and lift this skull.
01:07:41Step back.
01:08:06Step back.
01:08:08Step back.
01:08:10Step back.
01:08:12Step back.
01:08:14Step back.
01:08:16Step back.
01:08:18Step back.
01:08:20Step back.
01:08:22Step back.
01:08:24Step back.
01:08:26Step back.
01:08:28Step back.
01:08:30Step back.
01:08:32Step back.
01:08:34Set it in the window.
01:08:38Step back.
01:08:46Oh, my God.
01:09:16I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
01:09:24The show was a disaster, and I was desperate.
01:09:27I know that's not an excuse, but...
01:09:30Thank you for free.
01:09:33I have felt such a crushing guilt for so long.
01:09:40I never should have done this to you.
01:09:45I'm so sorry.
01:09:46I'm so sorry.
01:10:00Better late than ever.
01:10:01Oh, and children!
01:10:11I owe you such a debt of gratitude.
01:10:14I do.
01:10:15How about...
01:10:16Where's your older brother?
01:10:21She's not always like this.
01:10:36If you just do what she says, she can be reasonable from time to time.
01:10:40Stop fraternizing with the prisoner.
01:10:44She's not wrong, though, you know.
01:10:45This would be a lot easier on both of us if you would just tell me where it is.
01:10:49Why do you want it anyway?
01:10:51Really?
01:10:53Okay.
01:10:53Here's what it looks like to answer a question in a straightforward manner.
01:10:59There is an amulet trapped inside that raincoat that belongs to me.
01:11:03If I fail to retrieve it by the end of the day, I will forever lose the immortal youth it once bestowed upon me.
01:11:11See?
01:11:12Not that difficult, is it?
01:11:14But it's not the truth.
01:11:15That brooch belongs to Gertrude.
01:11:17Oh, oh, we don't say that name.
01:11:20No, it does not belong to her.
01:11:23She simply wanted to borrow it for an afternoon.
01:11:28I normally would never let it leave my side, but my love for my sister was blind.
01:11:33She's your sister?
01:11:38Not anymore.
01:11:44Listen, kid.
01:11:47I needed that raincoat.
01:11:49And don't you think for a second I'm going to let it slip away for good?
01:11:53Not when I'm this close.
01:11:55So, if you're not going to talk, I have other ways of forcing the information.
01:12:03And they are all extremely painful.
01:12:15Last chance.
01:12:17What's it going to be, kid?
01:12:21Bad move, kid.
01:12:24Enough!
01:12:25Has it honestly never occurred to you that you don't have to be so mean all the time?
01:12:33You were holding out on me?
01:12:43You didn't.
01:12:48It's for your own good.
01:12:53Esmeralda.
01:12:53No, you do not get to come here.
01:12:56Not today.
01:12:57Of all days, you do not get to come here.
01:13:04You found it?
01:13:06I never stopped looking.
01:13:10Ow.
01:13:15Jack!
01:13:16You guys okay?
01:13:18Are you hurt?
01:13:19Yeah, we're okay.
01:13:19We're fine.
01:13:32Looks like it worked.
01:13:39Good job, guys.
01:13:40We have a lot of catching up to do.
01:14:04But first, you should formally meet the real heroes.
01:14:17I guess I was a little harsh with you guys.
01:14:21A little.
01:14:22Look, it's been a tough 86 years.
01:14:29But I shouldn't have treated you the way I did.
01:14:33Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
01:14:36Well, you see, there is something.
01:14:37I don't know if this falls under your jurisdiction as...
01:14:41witches.
01:14:42But we're going to lose our house if we don't come up with a lot of money really fast.
01:14:47Yeah, we've bought a little time, but, you know, it's not really looking good.
01:14:51We may not have bought as much time as you think.
01:15:09Take it easy.
01:15:10You know, I heard you the first 13 times.
01:15:14You really didn't have to go so hard.
01:15:16Are your knuckles okay?
01:15:17All right.
01:15:18You had your fun.
01:15:20I don't know what you were trying to accomplish, and I won't pretend to care.
01:15:24But I am willing to present you with the same offer.
01:15:28So your role, buddy?
01:15:29Does the word injunction mean nothing to you?
01:15:31You can drop the act.
01:15:33We read this entire document.
01:15:35Not that we needed to.
01:15:37Over half of this thing is comprised of Wikipedia articles about collecting Pokemon cards.
01:15:44What?
01:15:45You didn't...
01:15:47Here.
01:15:48See for yourself.
01:15:52I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
01:15:56I can't tell you what this man's intentions were, but I can tell you for certain he is definitely not a lawyer.
01:16:03Mrs. Feinerman.
01:16:04Mrs.
01:16:05Mrs. Feinerman.
01:16:07The offer still stands, and I think you will find it more than generous.
01:16:13I can't.
01:16:15I realize how difficult this is for you.
01:16:17Do you?
01:16:18But I urge you to think of your family's future.
01:16:21After today, the offer is off the table.
01:16:24This is the best option.
01:16:27Now, will you take this generous settlement, agreement of your own free will, or will you wait until the bank forecloses on you and leaves you empty-handed?
01:16:53Kids?
01:16:54Hi, Mom.
01:16:55Is that Mrs. Weaver?
01:16:59Hello, Mrs. Feinerman.
01:17:00And the bad lawyer?
01:17:04Aloysius.
01:17:05Hello, Gertrude.
01:17:06I thought you were dead.
01:17:07You thought wrong.
01:17:09Wait.
01:17:10I know you.
01:17:12See?
01:17:13You're that terrible magician.
01:17:15Whatever he asks you to do, you mustn't comply.
01:17:18It's too late.
01:17:19But I could use an insurance plan.
01:17:23Mom!
01:17:26What happened?
01:17:27Where did he take her?
01:17:28You think he's at it again?
01:17:31He can't be.
01:17:32That's the man you saw earlier today?
01:17:37I don't know how, but that's the man that tried to buy the theater I performed at 86 years ago.
01:17:41He's definitely at it again.
01:17:43What are you talking about?
01:17:45Triplex Compositum.
01:17:47What's that?
01:17:48It's a very dangerous...
01:17:50Some would say evil.
01:17:51...dark magic rite intended to increase your power and influence.
01:17:55At the risk of sucking the entire world into the void.
01:17:58It sounds a bit short-sighted.
01:18:01But we're talking incredible power.
01:18:04You'd be untouchable.
01:18:06Hypothetically.
01:18:07It's been outlawed for millennia.
01:18:11Do you really think that he would try it after what happened last time?
01:18:15What do you mean, last time?
01:18:17He tried this whole song and dance ages ago in Bermuda.
01:18:21It was a disaster.
01:18:23The Bermuda Triangle.
01:18:26A literal disaster.
01:18:27It took the High Council centuries to seal it up.
01:18:30Seal it up?
01:18:31Where did he take her mom?
01:18:36This is your house.
01:18:38And you said he wanted to buy the theater.
01:18:41Yes, that's it.
01:18:42Why does this matter?
01:18:44Each requisite accessory for this particular rite, in this case property, must be given freely.
01:18:51They cannot be taken by force.
01:18:54We just need to know where the third location is.
01:18:57Um...
01:18:58What about his office?
01:19:06Excellent.
01:19:13Bingo.
01:19:15You don't have to go through with this.
01:19:26You can't imagine how long I've been planning this.
01:19:30I spent decades sabotaging performers at that cheap theater, patiently waiting for the right moment to step in and take it off their hands.
01:19:40And I would have taken your house 15 years ago if you and your husband hadn't come along and put so much work into it.
01:19:51Tenacious to the last.
01:19:53You kept coming back with so many job opportunities, I thought I'd never be able to shut them all down in time.
01:20:00You are a monster.
01:20:02Whatever it is you're planning, you won't get away with it.
01:20:05I already have.
01:20:07Mom!
01:20:27Olivia!
01:20:28Don't get too close.
01:20:32You might hurt yourself.
01:20:37I thought you would have known better.
01:20:40Your power is here as long as I'm in control.
01:20:45Welcome to the Triplex Compositing.
01:20:49Welcome to the Triplex Compositing.
01:21:17It's almost time.
01:21:19For this next bit of magic, I will require the assistance of a willing volunteer.
01:21:26Whatever he wants, don't do it, don't!
01:21:27I volunteer!
01:21:32Hold on, actually.
01:21:33I'm so excited to be a part of this.
01:21:35It's all very impressive.
01:21:37Please, back up.
01:21:39That's close enough.
01:21:42And maybe hold off on the excitement until I tell you what I need you to do.
01:21:47It's absolutely.
01:21:48You are the final piece of the puzzle.
01:21:52So it is very important that you volunteer of your own free will.
01:21:58Do you understand?
01:22:01Yes, I do. Indeed.
01:22:01Very well.
01:22:04I need you to step into the void and retrieve the eye of the storm.
01:22:12It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:23Bring it to me, and I will grant you anything your heart desires.
01:22:29It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:31It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:31I will.
01:22:32It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:34Yes, sir.
01:22:35I am the first one.
01:22:35I will.
01:22:36I am the first one.
01:22:37It is a pyramid-shaped gem.
01:22:38that sounds wonderful terrifying dangerous I just don't I have one
01:22:49question what's that um how are you gonna grind my heart's desires
01:22:57without this
01:23:00how did you magician never reveals the secrets you idiot you have no idea what you've done
01:23:09do I
01:23:11reach the void any minute we're counting on it
01:23:18you can't defeat me
01:23:30not alone I can't
01:24:00I'm all right you guys okay yeah we're okay mom
01:24:24can somebody please explain to me what just happened
01:24:30in a world without magic the trickster is king
01:24:38well played Augustus thank you but honestly I really feel that this would be safer in your
01:24:48hands I don't know about you guys but I could go for something profoundly normal right now
01:24:55like boring even
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