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00:02:00Hey, Red Baron, lose the scarf.
00:02:03Use your imagination.
00:02:04I'm here to work, not to socialize.
00:02:08I thought you may be here for...
00:02:10An interview?
00:02:11I'm fading fast.
00:02:18You, you did this.
00:02:21I'll get you, you saboteur.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25So, who do you think did it?
00:02:31Lance!
00:02:33Lance!
00:02:34I demand you expel this assassin.
00:02:37I don't know what you used, but this is not linseed oil or thinner.
00:02:47You screwed yourself.
00:02:50You!
00:02:51You did this!
00:02:52How was I supposed to know the whole campus was gonna find out about us?
00:02:56Whore!
00:02:57Not likely.
00:02:59Maybe it was the urban legend.
00:03:02Man, it's been going on for years.
00:03:04My dad went here, so the same thing happened then.
00:03:06Dude, that's ridiculous.
00:03:07He'd be like a hundred years old by now.
00:03:09Are you calling my dad a liar?
00:03:11I heard they found the cadaver in the cafeteria.
00:03:16Well, I heard.
00:03:17Killed the cadaver.
00:03:20I heard he once killed forty men with his bare hands.
00:03:24How could he cover something like that up?
00:03:26He wore gloves.
00:03:29Dude, he is real.
00:03:31Whatever, man.
00:03:32I still don't believe it.
00:03:33All I'm saying is, whoever this guy is, he's a real badass.
00:03:37Am I speaking with an urban legend?
00:03:42Sub-urban.
00:03:44Enough about me, though.
00:03:46Who do you think did it?
00:03:48You did.
00:03:50Oh, nice one, Sherlock.
00:03:52I mean, who's the client?
00:03:54Urban legend, my sculpted ass.
00:03:57I could toss a pallet in any direction and hit a conspirator.
00:04:04He'll be back.
00:04:05You know, I kind of thought we were going to meet in private.
00:04:08All the world's a stage, Anna.
00:04:10So, any thoughts?
00:04:13Change.
00:04:15A student?
00:04:17A bright one that doesn't want Skylar to win the competition.
00:04:20Uh, are you asking or telling?
00:04:22Change.
00:04:23You're right.
00:04:24Wouldn't be a student.
00:04:26That would take all the fun out of winning.
00:04:28Hmm, close enough.
00:04:30Contenders don't need my services.
00:04:32They take care of business on their own.
00:04:34Guess again.
00:04:35The teacher.
00:04:42He's boyking students.
00:04:43He doesn't want to be exposed.
00:04:45Change.
00:04:47Boyking?
00:04:48Am I right?
00:04:49Change.
00:04:51Sorry.
00:04:52He's been exposed way too much.
00:04:54Besides, faculty already has the upper hand on students.
00:04:57Change.
00:04:58Then who?
00:04:58Change.
00:04:59All right.
00:05:00Break time.
00:05:05It's getting a bit drafty in here.
00:05:10Whatever helps you sleep at night.
00:05:12I'm such a slut.
00:05:22Everyone hates me.
00:05:24It'll be okay, sweetie.
00:05:26Just tell me where it hurts.
00:05:28The big guy?
00:05:31I think we've seen enough.
00:05:33I don't know my clients, but I know my clients.
00:05:41I probably know more about you than you do, Anna.
00:05:45Yeah, well, if you're going to skip introductions, I might as well skip making first impressions.
00:05:48Dalton.
00:05:49All right, Dalton.
00:05:51So how'd you do it?
00:05:52Did you dump gasoline all over the portrait?
00:05:54Whoa.
00:05:55Dousing things in gasoline may be the norm where you're from, but we prefer subtlety around these parts.
00:06:00We?
00:06:00Not that I don't get ahead of me.
00:06:02All right, let's just start with what you know.
00:06:03About you.
00:06:05About everything.
00:06:06All right, well, you're like an assassin, only you're real hard to find, and most people don't believe you exist.
00:06:11Well, it lacks eloquence, but it's close.
00:06:14For the record, I frown upon the ass word.
00:06:16It's not really what I do.
00:06:17I haven't killed anyone.
00:06:19Yet.
00:06:19The client comes to us with a simple request, and you've heard the rumors about a certain book in the library,
00:06:24so you can stop looking for my phone number on the back of toilets.
00:06:27And, uh, why would I be looking on the back of toilets?
00:06:30That's a question only you can answer, Anna.
00:06:33Let's just say I don't find the clients, they find me.
00:06:44Sucka!
00:06:48Mmm.
00:06:49Gow.
00:06:50Gow.
00:06:50Gow.
00:06:51Gow.
00:06:51Gow.
00:06:51Gow.
00:06:52Gow.
00:06:52Gow.
00:06:52Gow.
00:06:53Gow.
00:06:53Gow.
00:06:53Gow.
00:06:54Gow.
00:06:54Gow.
00:06:54Gow.
00:06:54Gow.
00:06:55Gow.
00:06:55Gow.
00:06:55Gow.
00:06:55Gow.
00:06:55Gow.
00:06:55Gow.
00:06:56Gow.
00:06:56Gow.
00:06:56Gow.
00:06:57Gow.
00:06:58Gow.
00:06:58Gow.
00:07:07The tackle box.
00:07:08That was Skylar Achilles' heel.
00:07:10He never let it out of his sight.
00:07:12He loved that tackle box like a fisherman loves his tackle box.
00:07:15I needed a wound he could self-inflict, you know, a weapon that wouldn't go off right away.
00:07:19Kind of like a grenade, but longer.
00:07:22So what about this blade thing?
00:07:24Well, you see, I'm like Paul.
00:07:25Well, you see, I'm like Paul.
00:07:26And Mac?
00:07:27And Mac?
00:07:28He's my Ringo.
00:07:29John and George?
00:07:31They're dead, Anna.
00:07:32Mac?
00:07:33Well, he's the brain, the brawn, the tech guy, the muscle, the munitions expert, the master
00:07:39of disguise.
00:07:40He's fluent in five languages, a licensed pilot and a Christmas tree farmer.
00:07:44He's my Ella Fitzgerald, my Boeski, my Jim Brown.
00:07:47He's the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
00:07:50He's a surprisingly good seamstress.
00:07:51What do you do?
00:07:52Shh.
00:07:53No, shh.
00:07:54He does a lot of things that I can, and he has a recipe for pit cells that really takes
00:07:58the edge off.
00:07:59Hard or soft?
00:08:00No, no.
00:08:01Pit cells.
00:08:02Soft at all.
00:08:03Pit cells!
00:08:04Not pretzels.
00:08:05Oh, so he begs.
00:08:07Mac also gets me into places.
00:08:10Places I'd rather not go.
00:08:11Oh, you're such a potty belt.
00:08:18Our detectors indicate this room is subject to radon emissions.
00:08:21You have to come with me now.
00:08:23Who's radon?
00:08:24I'll explain later, if you survive.
00:08:41All right, if nobody knows it's you, then how do you manage to get paid?
00:09:00Payment within 24 hours of completion.
00:09:03Trust me, it never fails.
00:09:05The client does not want to be the next target.
00:09:09Do you have a library card?
00:09:10Do you have a library card?
00:09:20Dalton?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:23Our work here is done.
00:09:33Now, why are you telling me all of this?
00:09:36Remember Ringo?
00:09:37Well, he's leaving to start his movie career and I need some new sticks.
00:09:41Your background suggests that you're more than capable.
00:09:43I would love to.
00:09:44Don't worry about utilities, living expenses, that whole nine.
00:09:47Okay, well I was thinking-
00:09:48No visitors.
00:09:49No microwave popcorn.
00:09:50You are on call 24-7 in a class, on a date, shoe shopping, or whatever it is you do.
00:09:55All right?
00:09:56And most of all, absolute silence.
00:09:58Okay, I get it.
00:09:59The popcorn?
00:10:00Yeah.
00:10:01No microwave popcorn.
00:10:02I think I was pretty clear about that.
00:10:05So, do I have my sticks?
00:10:07How could I say no?
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:09I couldn't.
00:10:10I don't know.
00:10:11I couldn't.
00:10:21God.
00:10:22It's hot.
00:10:35This is where we work!
00:10:37And this is where we play.
00:10:39Mac, Anna.
00:10:40Anna, Mac.
00:10:42He's really good with introductions.
00:10:51You learn fast.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:10:56Wait, so you're the...
00:10:58Uh, so you're not an artist, huh?
00:11:04Artist's objective.
00:11:12Anything you'd like to know about me?
00:11:21You have a 3.9 GPA, which would be a 4.0 if you liked chemistry.
00:11:25We'll fix that.
00:11:26You model for cash.
00:11:27You volunteer in the office of the president, Joe Lee Brennan.
00:11:30You like puppy dogs and ice cream and anything else I didn't know about you,
00:11:32I figured out when you took the job.
00:11:34Impressive.
00:11:35Thanks, I have good hand-eye coordination.
00:11:37Okay, but don't let the volunteering fool you.
00:11:43It's just an internship.
00:11:44Yeah, well, don't tell the boss.
00:11:45He's all excited about Brennan Render for governor.
00:11:47Probably why he chose you.
00:11:49Pitzel?
00:11:52Pitzel...
00:11:53So, uh, how did you guys choose me?
00:12:01Well, every now and then someone like you comes looking.
00:12:07That's the recruiting process?
00:12:09Yeah, well, you got close.
00:12:10That's how we knew you'd work.
00:12:11Hmm.
00:12:12Well, I'm off.
00:12:16Aren't you gonna be a little warm with all this stuff?
00:12:18I believe it was Nietzsche who said,
00:12:21people don't notice he who stands out in a crowd.
00:12:29No, he didn't.
00:12:31Mac?
00:12:32I don't think so.
00:12:33I gotta go.
00:12:37Oh, Dalton, uh, before I forget...
00:12:40Yeah?
00:12:41Uh, Mr. Furley called, and he wants his scarf back.
00:12:44Don't encourage her, Mac.
00:12:48What was that all about?
00:12:52No one seems to notice the man when all they can remember is the clothes.
00:12:56That, and he thinks he looks cool.
00:12:57Huh.
00:13:01There's a new addition in the weather.
00:13:03There's a new baby hippo.
00:13:05Baby hippo, Melia, and the 40s of his helmet.
00:13:08New official, Inspector Melia, and the other's way.
00:13:12Hey.
00:13:13On the political front, good news for Jolie running.
00:13:16The gubernatorial hopeful is leading in early straw polls.
00:13:21And on to weather, where windstorms slamming his poker.
00:13:24Hey, Orvair's down here.
00:13:28Excuse me.
00:13:30Hey, what are you, a dyke or something?
00:13:31Stop it.
00:13:32That figures.
00:13:36Excuse me?
00:13:37Hey, did you, uh, you say something?
00:13:39I'm sorry.
00:13:41I don't date men.
00:13:44What?
00:13:45What?
00:13:47What?
00:13:47What?
00:13:48What?
00:13:50Shut up.
00:13:51Shh.
00:13:52I'm sorry.
00:13:53Are you homophobic?
00:13:54I ain't gay.
00:13:58I didn't say you were.
00:14:00Well, why don't you say it to my face, then?
00:14:03I didn't say you were.
00:14:09It's good.
00:14:12Oh, and while you're at it, explain, the scarf's kind of hot out there.
00:14:19What?
00:14:20It is kind of hot.
00:14:21Oh, thank you so much.
00:14:26You're welcome.
00:14:27You know, you just should be more careful in a place like this.
00:14:30Excuse me?
00:14:32I can take care of myself.
00:14:34Really?
00:14:35Ow!
00:14:36Ow!
00:14:36I'm the house.
00:14:45Thanks, but, uh, one's in the pie.
00:14:49You're new here, aren't you?
00:14:51Is it that obvious?
00:14:52It's Dalton.
00:14:55Monroe.
00:14:57Ellie.
00:14:58Strath.
00:14:59Hmm.
00:15:00Oh, I was drunk.
00:15:02Sorry, I gotta take this.
00:15:05Yeah!
00:15:06Dalton.
00:15:07Yeah!
00:15:0815 men on a dead man's chest.
00:15:09Great, good.
00:15:10Fine, yeah.
00:15:10See you in 15 minutes.
00:15:11Uh, uh, one thing.
00:15:13Uh, while you're waiting around, could you give me the 411 on an Ellie's str-
00:15:17Uh, str-
00:15:18Hold on.
00:15:21Hey, me again.
00:15:22Um, gosh, I was just wondering what your last name was.
00:15:27Strath.
00:15:29Strathhaven.
00:15:29Right, right.
00:15:30I thought that sounded familiar.
00:15:32Had an aunt named Strathler or something.
00:15:35Strathhaven.
00:15:36Copy.
00:15:36Right.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37Bye.
00:15:38Bye.
00:15:41So, uh, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
00:15:45Uh, thought you don't date men.
00:15:49I don't.
00:15:50Ah, there was a woman here.
00:15:52A bar-
00:15:53Bartender, I think.
00:15:54Woman.
00:15:55She was a woman.
00:15:56And she was-
00:15:57Hey, you lovebirds.
00:15:59I want to take this opportunity to thank our local ninja.
00:16:03Dalton.
00:16:04What's your last name again?
00:16:07I don't know.
00:16:08Well, what I've got to say
00:16:17Is that I like your way
00:16:22You make me smile
00:16:25Just looking at you
00:16:28Knowing that I
00:16:58I'm part of your world
00:17:01Knowing that I'm the one you call your girl
00:17:04Knowing that I
00:17:08I have you to myself
00:17:10Knowing that I don't want nobody else
00:17:14I said 15 men, not 37
00:17:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:38So
00:17:38What's the job?
00:17:42Three targets
00:17:42$25,000
00:17:44That's our biggest offer this year
00:17:45Hmm, hmm, hmm
00:17:48Too big
00:17:49What are you talking about?
00:17:51We're going to take this, right?
00:17:53Well, obviously you haven't told the new girl
00:17:55About the rules yet
00:17:56No, but I bet they're in the handbook
00:18:00We have a handbook?
00:18:02Yes, Scoutmaster Dalton
00:18:04Didn't you get it
00:18:04When they issued you your neckerchief?
00:18:07The three rules
00:18:08Have treated us well for decades
00:18:10They are the de facto standard
00:18:12In evaluating whether we take a job or not
00:18:14And they are?
00:18:15Rule one
00:18:15Never, ever
00:18:18Take more than one job at a time
00:18:19Rule number two
00:18:21Never question motive
00:18:22Morality ain't our job
00:18:23Rule number three
00:18:24The fewer people who know
00:18:25The better
00:18:26So, we're going to break rule number one
00:18:29Hell, for that kind of money
00:18:30I say we break rule number two
00:18:31Just to see who's buying
00:18:32Ha, and as you can see
00:18:34Not everyone follows the rule
00:18:36Well, technically speaking
00:18:36You broke rule number three
00:18:37When you hired Anna
00:18:38Technically speaking
00:18:39This could be a test
00:18:41Okay, so we don't do it
00:18:42Right?
00:18:43Good work, people
00:18:44Meeting adjourned
00:18:45Do I get a vote?
00:18:48Good work, people
00:18:49Meeting adjourned
00:18:50Do you have something for me?
00:18:54Business or personal?
00:18:56That is none of your business
00:19:00Or personal
00:19:01Lights
00:19:08Lights
00:19:12Lights
00:19:19Lights
00:19:19Lights
00:19:19Lights
00:19:21Lights
00:19:23Lights
00:19:24Lights
00:19:25Lights
00:19:26Lights
00:19:56No mudslinging
00:19:57That's not the kind of campaign
00:19:58I'm running here
00:19:59So just scrap the ad
00:20:00And start again
00:20:01Sorry
00:20:04I should have knocked
00:20:06Come now
00:20:08You've seen worse than this
00:20:09At those wild fraternity parties
00:20:11Ty looks very nice
00:20:13With the shirt
00:20:13Man who wants to be governor
00:20:15Needs to look the part
00:20:16Success is more than
00:20:18Just looking the part
00:20:19You have to truly know
00:20:20Your competition
00:20:21And yourself
00:20:22Lesson number one
00:20:23Keep your friends close
00:20:25And your enemies closer
00:20:27Right
00:20:29Well
00:20:30Here's that number
00:20:33Pants, Davis
00:20:38Can we work on the pants?
00:20:40Hey
00:21:00It's you
00:21:01Hey
00:21:02Yeah
00:21:03It's me
00:21:04Dalton
00:21:06Munro
00:21:07Right
00:21:08You know you left your darts in the bar the other night
00:21:12I was hoping that you'd come by and pick them up
00:21:15Yes
00:21:16Yeah I knew you liked me
00:21:19I like good dart players
00:21:23Right
00:21:25Right
00:21:25Well you should
00:21:26See what I can do with a foosball and a cue stick
00:21:29Uh listen
00:21:31I know you're a journalist
00:21:33So I was gonna ask you
00:21:35If you could
00:21:36Write something for me
00:21:37How did you know I was a journalist?
00:21:40Well that's presumptuous
00:21:42Thinking that uh
00:21:43You know
00:21:43Journalists are the only ones who could do research
00:21:46I mean
00:21:47If you would have done your research right
00:21:48You would have learned that I don't do freelance
00:21:51Nah that's okay
00:21:52I'm not gonna pay you anyway
00:21:52Yeah
00:21:55Uh so
00:21:56Listen
00:21:57Um
00:21:58All I need you to write down is um
00:21:59Your phone number
00:22:01Oh and I'm presumptuous huh
00:22:04Yeah
00:22:07Okay well
00:22:09Let me ask you a question here
00:22:10Um
00:22:10Do you like
00:22:11Food
00:22:13Do I like
00:22:14Food
00:22:16Don't
00:22:17Don't answer a
00:22:18Question with a question
00:22:19Cause that's uh
00:22:20That's a silly
00:22:22You know
00:22:22A question
00:22:23Here
00:22:25Why don't you write this down in your diary
00:22:27And
00:22:29Comment you out
00:22:30Journal
00:22:34Boys have journals
00:22:37Done
00:22:42Yeah
00:22:44Do you always dress like that
00:22:47Only when I'm wearing clothes
00:22:50Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
00:23:01First we need to know if the mass of hell is changing in time
00:23:03Up we gotta meet Dalton
00:23:08Yep
00:23:09Nice work for today
00:23:10Thanks
00:23:11Sorry
00:23:14We're taking the job
00:23:17So we're breaking rule number one
00:23:20No
00:23:21I'm breaking rule number one
00:23:23You're doing what you're told
00:23:25That's the only rule you need to
00:23:26Worry about
00:23:28What about all that stuff you said earlier
00:23:30Your de facto
00:23:32Uh oh
00:23:33Yeah
00:23:34Well
00:23:35For the time being
00:23:36There's three of us
00:23:37So
00:23:38I'm making an exception
00:23:40But uh
00:23:41I want this done carefully
00:23:42Alright
00:23:42Full info
00:23:44Plans
00:23:44The usual
00:23:45Alright
00:23:45I want everything by 1500 tomorrow
00:23:48And one more thing
00:23:49The thing we love
00:23:50What
00:23:51What was that about my glove?
00:23:53No
00:23:53I think he says he's in love
00:23:55Huh
00:23:56The
00:23:56Journalist
00:23:57Bartender
00:23:58Writer
00:23:58Singer
00:23:59Person
00:23:59Huh
00:24:00Don't worry ladies
00:24:00I'm not off the market
00:24:01Just up for sale
00:24:02See you tomorrow
00:24:03Wow
00:24:05You must really be in love
00:24:07How do you know?
00:24:09He's never changed his mind
00:24:10You look like you could use a pit cell
00:24:13Hey
00:24:20So you're breaking the first rule
00:24:22Wha
00:24:23What?
00:24:24Excuse me?
00:24:26The 24 hour rule
00:24:27Before the first call
00:24:30Right
00:24:31Forgot my darts
00:24:35And that's the best excuse you can come up
00:24:38No
00:24:38Um
00:24:40I forgot to tip you
00:24:43Oh
00:24:44Okay
00:24:45I'll take that
00:24:47And I was also thinking about
00:24:50Um
00:24:51Asking you out tomorrow
00:24:54Why not just ask me out now?
00:24:59I get off in the afternoon
00:25:00Great
00:25:01Great
00:25:02Oh but about that tip
00:25:04Of course
00:25:07Of course
00:25:08Oh stop stop stop
00:25:10I can't accept money from a man
00:25:12Just accept that
00:25:13Do you?
00:25:13You can pay me
00:25:19I was only thinking of a couple dollars anyway so
00:25:27You're not helping your cause
00:25:28When do you graduate?
00:25:39Whenever I want to I suppose
00:25:40Then why are you still here?
00:25:44I got this job
00:25:45People rely on me
00:25:47And uh
00:25:47I need to find a replacement
00:25:49Besides I don't really know what I want to do when I grow up
00:25:53Well I think you'd make a good mate
00:25:56I think we should uh
00:26:00Turn the spotlight around here
00:26:02I want to know
00:26:04How a bartender slash lounge singer
00:26:08Gets a full ride scholarship
00:26:10By tricking others into doing menial tasks
00:26:14While I study
00:26:16Touché
00:26:18What?
00:26:20What are these?
00:26:22Oh it's not what you think
00:26:24Really?
00:26:25What am I thinking?
00:26:28I don't know
00:26:29You want me to tell you what I'm thinking?
00:26:31I don't think so
00:26:33Look
00:26:33If I'm going to be folding all your laundry
00:26:36I should be able to
00:26:37You know
00:26:37Question each piece
00:26:38Um
00:26:40I'll tell you about this t-shirt
00:26:41I bought this
00:26:42At Kmart
00:26:44No
00:26:44I want to know about those
00:26:45It's none of your business
00:26:49Am I wasting my time here?
00:26:57Do you have something better to do?
00:26:59Uh
00:26:59Yeah
00:26:59I do actually
00:27:00Because uh
00:27:01Folding strange men's underwear
00:27:02Is about second
00:27:04To everything
00:27:05Ever
00:27:07You aren't that much fun are you?
00:27:20Why?
00:27:20Because I don't want the underpants back?
00:27:23Girl runs away flirtatiously
00:27:24Boy catches girl
00:27:27Girl decides if she will
00:27:30Kiss her
00:27:31Boy
00:27:34Okay
00:27:34I see
00:27:35Well
00:27:35Boy kisses girl
00:27:36Boy gets girl pregnant
00:27:39Boy marries girl
00:27:40Girl divorces boy
00:27:42Boy pays alimony
00:27:43All right
00:27:49All right
00:27:49All right
00:27:49I'll chase you with the underpants
00:27:50Go
00:27:50Dalton
00:27:54A thing like that just happens
00:27:55You can't plan it out
00:27:57All right
00:27:58All right
00:27:58I'll tell you what
00:27:59Um
00:27:59You chase me with underwear
00:28:01Go
00:28:01Forget it
00:28:06I gotta take this
00:28:11Yeah
00:28:13The cow jumped over the moon
00:28:15Now
00:28:16The cow waits for Noah
00:28:18Fine
00:28:19Well uh
00:28:21That's my job
00:28:23Calling
00:28:23So
00:28:24Gotta go when they call
00:28:26That's too bad
00:28:29We were getting so close
00:28:32Uh Dalton?
00:28:35Yeah
00:28:37They're more durable than the other underwear
00:28:46Well they never get mixed up with my roommates
00:29:04All right
00:29:06All right
00:29:30You ready to get started?
00:29:31Ha ha ha
00:29:35All right
00:29:37Let's get started
00:29:38Right
00:29:39Target A
00:29:41Borchowski
00:29:42Sarah
00:29:43Senior
00:29:45English major
00:29:464.0 GPA
00:29:47Random activist
00:29:49No exploitable flaws
00:29:51Except one
00:29:53She writes papers for students
00:29:55In the future
00:29:57Avoid contradictions such as
00:29:59No exploitable flaws
00:30:01Followed by
00:30:02Except one
00:30:03Got it
00:30:04Right
00:30:04Because I get all excited
00:30:05You know
00:30:05And then all disappointed
00:30:06But then all excited again
00:30:08You know
00:30:08It's crazy
00:30:09Yes
00:30:09Next is McD
00:30:11Jason
00:30:12He's a freshman
00:30:13And already failing out of school
00:30:15Well
00:30:16We can't count on that
00:30:17So uh
00:30:18Advices
00:30:19He's a gambler
00:30:20He's a card shark
00:30:21On his way to becoming a hustler
00:30:22Well
00:30:23Maybe we can find a way
00:30:25To make him gamble
00:30:25His tuition away
00:30:26That won't help this semester
00:30:28Give me his feeding place
00:30:30Just in time
00:30:31I have an idea
00:30:33Next
00:30:34Uh
00:30:37Mac
00:30:38Don't ask
00:30:38Yeah this is a tough one
00:30:41Gruber
00:30:42Brandon
00:30:43Sophomore
00:30:44Lives in the dorm
00:30:45Steady girlfriend
00:30:46Totally average in every way
00:30:48What about
00:30:50Don't even think about it
00:30:54What's weapon X?
00:30:55He's the one nut I can't crack
00:30:58He's too unpredictable
00:30:59He graduates this year
00:31:02That's what we've been waiting for
00:31:04I was hoping he'd graduate
00:31:06Before it came to this
00:31:07Really?
00:31:09I like the sound of that
00:31:11Okay
00:31:13Anna
00:31:14You come with me
00:31:15Mac
00:31:16You start with McD
00:31:17I hope that's the last of the line
00:31:20It's all in the timing
00:31:21So uh
00:31:41Straight up poker
00:31:42Or grandma games
00:31:43Straight up brother please
00:31:46Bit of advice
00:31:48You really want to learn
00:31:49Lay some cash on the table
00:31:50Thanks
00:31:52Hey man
00:31:53Come on
00:31:53I can see you know
00:31:54Exactly what you're doing
00:31:55I'm just trying to help
00:31:56If you're looking for players
00:31:57I can fill in
00:31:58Got a date
00:32:01Saturday
00:32:02Real hush hush
00:32:03Kind of thing
00:32:03Jason McD
00:32:05Nice to meet you
00:32:06Johnny Utah
00:32:08So this uh
00:32:10This date
00:32:11Think she'd mind some company?
00:32:14It's a blind date
00:32:14I'll bet your date
00:32:15Would love the chance
00:32:16To jump all over
00:32:17My sweet ass
00:32:18Huh?
00:32:19You know we're talking about
00:32:22A poker game right?
00:32:26Alright
00:32:26Look uh
00:32:27Say bring a grand in cash
00:32:28My man
00:32:29Listen
00:32:30Bring uh
00:32:31Four packages of Cambridge Elites
00:32:32New
00:32:32Remove the shrink wrap
00:32:33Keep them in your pocket
00:32:34Until somebody asks for them
00:32:35And remember
00:32:37This passcode
00:32:38Are you gonna be in a world of hurt
00:32:40Before you can get through the door?
00:32:47Oh yeah
00:32:48Can you tell anybody?
00:32:49And I'm gonna
00:32:50Just
00:32:54Don't tell anybody
00:32:55Got a good idea on how to get Borchowski
00:33:00Women and education
00:33:04Sorry
00:33:05I don't really proofread term papers
00:33:08Just read it
00:33:09Women have long been blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
00:33:16It's not a question of whether women should be educated
00:33:19But whether they can be educated
00:33:21That is offensive to me
00:33:23Women gets letters like this all the time
00:33:25We have to save them in case one of these whack jobs tries to kill him or something
00:33:28What does that have to do with us?
00:33:30Mac planted a batch file on Borchowski's computer
00:33:33But we're using all the same titles and file names of the papers that she's been selling to students
00:33:37So every time she attempts to print a paper
00:33:40She ends up with one of these
00:33:42You know
00:33:44That little plant of yours isn't too far from dousing people in gasoline
00:33:49They've already doused themselves
00:33:50We're just lighting the match
00:33:51I don't like it
00:33:55A lot of people could get hurt like that
00:33:58None of these people deserve to graduate anyway
00:34:01We'll go with it
00:34:21But in the future we are going to have to sync up on our strategic methods
00:34:24Meaning
00:34:25You're going to have to start thinking like me
00:34:28Do I have to wear the scarf?
00:34:33Uh, yes
00:34:34Okay
00:34:47Where's the queen now, pandero?
00:34:51What's your problem, man?
00:34:58What's your problem?
00:34:59You've been losing us for all day, huh?
00:35:01Huh?
00:35:01You got some
00:35:02Just shut up
00:35:03You boys like cards?
00:35:07What do you think, hombre?
00:35:11What do you say to poker?
00:35:17Poker, huh?
00:35:21Oh, turk
00:35:37Hey turk, Brandon Gruber
00:35:41Uh, are you in my new roomie?
00:35:49Hmm
00:35:49I've never been anyone's roomie before
00:35:52What a warm sensation
00:35:54Can you feel it?
00:35:58I'm sorry
00:35:59I'll open a window
00:36:00I know
00:36:14When my last roommate was transferred
00:36:16I was almost sure some freak
00:36:17I was going to move in
00:36:24I hear you
00:36:26I had that same fear with my last ten roommates
00:36:29Oh, your last ten roommates?
00:36:32Yeah
00:36:32We never quite made it to roomie status
00:36:34I see you're into crafts
00:36:40You're not?
00:36:43Which one of you geniuses ordered ethnic minorities in government?
00:37:10Thanks
00:37:15Thanks
00:37:17A hundred bucks
00:37:20You know, I bet there's a real freak underneath that frigid exterior
00:37:25I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles
00:37:27A hundred bucks
00:37:29A hundred bucks
00:37:30You know, I bet there's a real freak underneath that frigid exterior
00:37:33I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles
00:37:36A hundred bucks
00:37:38What's his name?
00:37:39Yes
00:37:40Yes
00:37:41Yes
00:37:43I'm here for the game
00:37:45Tell me what I want to hear
00:37:57Yes
00:37:58Tell me what I want to hear.
00:38:00Oh, yeah.
00:38:05Honey, I'm home.
00:38:09Say it right.
00:38:11What?
00:38:12Say it.
00:38:14Johnny, I'm home.
00:38:19Are you kidding?
00:38:20Say it, gringo!
00:38:23Honey, I'm home.
00:38:25I can't hear you.
00:38:27Honey, I'm home.
00:38:34Again.
00:38:36Honey, I'm home.
00:38:41Now say it like you love me.
00:38:50As this is a cultural studies class,
00:38:53I thought it would be good if we spent some time
00:38:55reading our papers to one another.
00:38:57Let each other know how we feel about diversity on campus
00:39:00and in America.
00:39:02How does that sound?
00:39:08Good.
00:39:10Mr. Roberts, why don't you start?
00:39:12Yeah, Bob!
00:39:13Yeah, Bob!
00:39:17Bob!
00:39:26Diversity on campus.
00:39:28By me.
00:39:30Bobby!
00:39:31Cultural diversity is a necessary part of any university setting.
00:39:38It gives the preeminent race a venue to show their superiority.
00:39:48Go on, please. We're all adults.
00:39:50I think I might have made a mistake.
00:39:51Go on.
00:39:52Shock us with your insight.
00:39:53Minorities should be allowed to learn about their place in society.
00:40:04Ha!
00:40:05Ha!
00:40:06Ha!
00:40:07Now one more time!
00:40:08Just for the ladies!
00:40:09Ho!
00:40:10Ho!
00:40:11Diadem!
00:40:12Ho!
00:40:13Ho!
00:40:14Ho!
00:40:15Ho!
00:40:16Ho!
00:40:17Ho!
00:40:18Ho!
00:40:19Ho!
00:40:20Ho!
00:40:21Ho!
00:40:22Ho!
00:40:24Everything!
00:40:25Damn it!
00:40:27Whoo!
00:40:28Too tall, so I call you Gordon!
00:40:29Or die.
00:40:59It's a nice place you got here, guys.
00:41:09You done running your mouth, chico?
00:41:14So, gentlemen, who's feeling lucky?
00:41:18You're going to be lucky if you come out of here with that shirt on.
00:41:23Hey, Ramon.
00:41:29Hey, I thought you guys spoke Espanola.
00:41:36What I said was Johnny Utah.
00:41:41He came out tonight.
00:41:44Everything's set, Mr. Banderas.
00:41:48What if they see the cameras?
00:41:50They can't. They're moving too fast.
00:41:52What are you talking about?
00:41:54They're attached to the ceiling fan.
00:41:56Four blades, four cameras, four seats.
00:41:58We just calibrated the shutter speed to match the blade rotation.
00:42:01Really?
00:42:03Awesome.
00:42:11What is this?
00:42:13Is this... is this my room?
00:42:17Hey.
00:42:18Wow.
00:42:19You're working on a final or something?
00:42:20Nah.
00:42:21It's amazing what I'll do when I get bored.
00:42:22Oh yeah?
00:42:23So you're pretty bored, huh?
00:42:24No.
00:42:25No.
00:42:26They don't have anything.
00:42:27Lay down some more money.
00:42:28They don't have anything.
00:42:29Lay down some more money.
00:42:30I raise you and...
00:42:31It's amazing what I'll do when I get bored.
00:42:36Oh, yeah? So you're pretty bored, huh?
00:42:41No.
00:42:47They don't have anything. Lay down some more money.
00:42:58I raise you and call you.
00:43:01Oh, damn it.
00:43:21Say hello to my little friends.
00:43:25What did you say, hombre?
00:43:29Uh, I said I could have played all night.
00:43:34That's right.
00:43:39The women's movement is more closely related to a bowel movement.
00:43:45Uh-oh.
00:43:46Look, Mr. Johnson, you made your point.
00:43:48I didn't write this paper.
00:43:49Go on, keep reading.
00:43:51I think the next paragraph was my favorite.
00:43:59Read.
00:43:59And nothing could be worse
00:44:06than those
00:44:09niggas.
00:44:13Play white, boy.
00:44:15Because you're making Ramon
00:44:17very mad.
00:44:18And then the Zionists come in.
00:44:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, easy, hombre, easy.
00:44:43I want my money back.
00:44:44And then that's why America is a steaming cesspool of diversity.
00:44:53and that's why America is a steaming cesspool of diversity
00:45:08you need to chill with the words because I don't see what the problem is son
00:45:14you turned in the same exact paper word for word
00:45:18for real? for real I gotta go
00:45:22come back here you bringo come back here right now I want my money you cheat you cheat Enrique nobody cheats Enrique I want that shirt I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you
00:45:35hijo de la gran come back here I got your finger I got your finger
00:45:39what was that about?
00:45:42track and field
00:45:43hey listen Dalton how about I come over to the house tonight and cook dinner before we go to the movie
00:45:49no no no um we should just meet there you know because I don't want to be late
00:45:55and uh we can have popcorn for dinner
00:45:58you hate popcorn
00:46:00microwave popcorn you know nothing about me
00:46:08what is going on
00:46:09shot put
00:46:39why don't you tell me about this girl
00:46:54maybe I can uh help you out
00:46:56she's a girl
00:46:58I'm not disarming a bomb
00:47:00you know you might be building one
00:47:02aww listen to Mac
00:47:04he might be able to give you some good advice
00:47:06like how to take a slap
00:47:08ah yes always turn away from the open hand never towards
00:47:12you gotta roll with it
00:47:13hey good news
00:47:13today McD filed notice that he won't be finishing the semester due to personal reasons
00:47:19what was that?
00:47:25the door?
00:47:28our door?
00:47:29our door?
00:47:29so damn
00:47:30Ellen
00:47:34how's that?
00:47:35how Eh?
00:47:35i'm sorry
00:47:39Ellie?
00:47:40hey Dalton
00:47:41hey!
00:47:42구독!
00:47:42Oy!
00:47:43what the?
00:47:44oh wait wait
00:47:47遊м
00:47:48expeter
00:47:49nice place
00:47:50do the steering people come with it too?
00:47:53Um, yes, they do, actually.
00:47:58This is Mac, my part-friend, my friend, my part-time friend.
00:48:04We were, we had a falling out for a while.
00:48:06And this is his cousin's girlfriend, Anna, who would be Anna.
00:48:16And this is Ellie, my bar-friender, tender, my bartender friend, Ellie.
00:48:22Yeah, I guess I'm his bartender.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Well, um, I think I have enough for everybody.
00:48:30You know what?
00:48:32Can we do this another time?
00:48:35Why?
00:48:36I thought we had a date tonight.
00:48:38I know, I know, I just, uh, it's not really a good time.
00:48:43Place, really, it's not really, the area's bad.
00:48:46You know, Dalton, I can't figure it out, man.
00:48:49This place, I mean, you dress like a...
00:48:51Dork?
00:48:52Honey.
00:48:52Ellie, please, I'm...
00:48:56You know, uh, Dalton, aren't you late for that appointment?
00:49:01With the...
00:49:02Dean?
00:49:03Or something?
00:49:06What was I thinking?
00:49:11Oh, Dalton, you really do have an appointment.
00:49:14What?
00:49:15Yeah, uh, Fred called.
00:49:17Uh, from Scooby-Doo, he wants his scarf back.
00:49:19Fascinating.
00:49:23Fascinating.
00:49:24You're telling me you do, in fact, accept cash payments from cheating students in exchange
00:49:30for writing their papers.
00:49:31But you didn't write these papers.
00:49:35Something like that.
00:49:37Is that supposed to make it better?
00:49:40Yes.
00:49:42Get out of my office.
00:49:44Get out of this school.
00:49:46David?
00:49:49Yes, sir.
00:49:51Any luck with those pants yet?
00:49:53It's kind of drafty in here.
00:49:54Why does he have a diaphragm?
00:50:06No, a diorama.
00:50:08It's like a box with little things in it, but it's creepier than that.
00:50:11Just relax.
00:50:12You can stay with me for a while.
00:50:13No!
00:50:14I can't come stay with you.
00:50:15Look, I gotta get off campus.
00:50:18I think my life's in danger here.
00:50:20Isn't that a little extreme?
00:50:22Just open it.
00:50:22Beth, I'm obviously a little too scared to open the box, okay?
00:50:26You haven't seen what I've seen.
00:50:29Just open it, you wolf!
00:50:30You haven't seen what I've seen before.
00:51:00Hey, Dalton.
00:51:11Hey, Dalton.
00:51:13Doctor Who called.
00:51:14He wants his scarf.
00:51:16That's got back.
00:51:18Never mind.
00:51:19Watch out the threads there, fancy pants.
00:51:20You're spoiling my mood.
00:51:22Eh?
00:51:23Well, this should help.
00:51:24Gruber was officially placed on academic probation today.
00:51:27Missed two crucial tests.
00:51:28No way he can pass now.
00:51:30I think we may have gone too far this time.
00:51:33Eh.
00:51:33Turk was spotted at the craft store.
00:51:35Gruber checked into a motel.
00:51:37I think he's gonna be alright.
00:51:38I hope he saves some money for therapy.
00:51:40I got this one.
00:51:42No.
00:51:43I got it.
00:51:44I'm gonna surprise Ellie tonight.
00:51:46Hmm.
00:51:47That scarf should do it.
00:51:47As long as you don't mind paying for one more.
00:52:13Shit.
00:52:14That's our payment.
00:52:24How did this happen?
00:52:25It happens when you have a set of rules that you break.
00:52:27That's how.
00:52:28It's not your fault, Dalton.
00:52:30Oh, really?
00:52:32Whose fault is it, then?
00:52:33She's right, you know.
00:52:37Prepare for code red.
00:52:39Has it gone that far?
00:52:39Prepare for code red, I said.
00:52:42We're gonna hit Ellie?
00:52:47I've got a set of rules that I have to follow.
00:52:49Just wanted to let you know, you sleep with your hat on.
00:53:12I've never seen your neck, Dalton.
00:53:15Did you do this?
00:53:17No.
00:53:19Are you mad that I asked?
00:53:21Only if you don't believe me.
00:53:25Was I right, though?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28All three targets were members of the scholarship fund.
00:53:30What about Ellie?
00:53:31Not Ellie.
00:53:35Anna.
00:53:36She does like you, Dalton, but too much to do this.
00:53:40Well, who then?
00:53:41Because...
00:53:42It doesn't matter.
00:53:43I mean, if you really care about Ellie, you shouldn't do this.
00:53:45Don't worry.
00:53:48She's never gonna know.
00:53:50Yeah, but you will.
00:53:57Can I come in?
00:53:59Unless you know something I don't, looks like you just did.
00:54:02I've brought the flowers you asked for.
00:54:03Are they pretty?
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:07Listen, you know I'm with you on this, right?
00:54:10You don't have a choice.
00:54:11I understand that.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14No, I do have a choice.
00:54:15I just, uh, don't want to make it any worse.
00:54:19I think your client would agree with that.
00:54:22What are you talking about?
00:54:24I mean, the girl's bad news, right?
00:54:26She's a journalist, Dalton.
00:54:29So?
00:54:30So?
00:54:32She happens to know where you live?
00:54:34She's been digging around, asking about your job.
00:54:37Dalton, come on.
00:54:38You are front page news.
00:54:40If this girl exposes you, she is just gonna expose your client to.
00:54:43No.
00:54:46Even if she found out, she wouldn't tell anybody.
00:54:49Really?
00:54:51Well, look what you're about to do to her.
00:54:54You're too good at this.
00:54:56She never has to know it was you.
00:55:02What's code red?
00:55:05Shred everything, scatter the four corners of the earth.
00:55:09There are only three of us, Dalton.
00:55:12Exactly.
00:55:19I have nothing to say to you.
00:55:22We don't have to talk.
00:55:23I don't want to do anything with you.
00:55:28Uh, does that include building sandcastles?
00:55:33Especially building sandcastles.
00:55:38And Dalton, if you bought me flowers, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts.
00:55:45No flowers?
00:55:47Never.
00:55:48Flower.
00:55:51I thought you were gonna kick me in the nuts.
00:55:53I want it both.
00:55:57Look, I...
00:55:58I quit that job.
00:56:02I'm all yours now.
00:56:06Look, let's just...
00:56:07Let's just go to the beach.
00:56:19This must be serious.
00:56:20You don't like the beach so much, do you?
00:56:26I despise it.
00:56:27Then why are we here?
00:56:30Because girls like the beach, right?
00:56:32Uh-huh.
00:56:33Well, since we're here, cheers to sanding your shorts.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40Well, too late for that.
00:56:42Okay, new rule.
00:56:47No more changing subjects.
00:56:49I want to know, in detail, why you don't like the beach.
00:56:54No, it's too personal.
00:56:57No, it's too personal.
00:56:59I think I deserve something personal.
00:57:05Okay.
00:57:07Okay, fine.
00:57:08When I was a kid, I lived in a place where there was a boat dock on the bay.
00:57:16I never lived more than a few steps from the ocean my entire life.
00:57:20I mean, I used to love it.
00:57:23But...
00:57:24Every day after school, I would run from the bus right down to the dock.
00:57:29I didn't play baseball or a hula hoop like those other kids.
00:57:34I just wanted to swim, you know.
00:57:38Just one day, I ran down to the dock and just jumped, you know.
00:57:42I didn't look.
00:57:43I just jumped.
00:57:46Well, that day, there just happened to be a dead manatee in the water.
00:57:52And he had been there long enough that his body had started to decay.
00:57:59I jumped right through him.
00:58:03I jumped through the carcass of a dead manatee.
00:58:09Mama!
00:58:11Mom!
00:58:13Mama!
00:58:14That was...
00:58:16personal.
00:58:19I told you.
00:58:23Do you realize that we've been together for 12 hours?
00:58:27Non-stop.
00:58:28We've eaten two meals together, in a row.
00:58:33Wow, that's kind of nice.
00:58:37I say we make it three meals in a row.
00:58:41But we just had dinner, so...
00:58:44I think the scarf is a little over the top.
00:58:57I think the scarf is a little over the top.
00:59:11I thought I could pull it off.
00:59:21I think I could pull it off.
00:59:24Stop it.
00:59:25I have to go to class.
00:59:27I'm turning in my piece today.
00:59:29Really?
00:59:30You can hide a gun in that outfit?
00:59:32No, it's a paper that I've been writing.
00:59:35I think it's going to get published.
00:59:37Great!
00:59:38You can't.
00:59:41I don't have to...
00:59:47You mean...
00:59:49It's going to be funny, it's funny.
00:59:51I don't know.
00:59:52It's over the top of my chest.
00:59:53But I don't see one.
00:59:53I don't know.
00:59:55I don't see one deep look at it.
00:59:55Honestly, I am a little bit.
00:59:56Hi guys, listen Dalton, I'm going to have to take a rain check on the coffee because
01:00:17I have to get to class.
01:00:19Okay.
01:00:20Okay.
01:00:21I didn't realize that lady was kidding.
01:00:24I hope this means you've changed your mind.
01:00:36Uh, no, no, I like the one I have just fine, thanks.
01:00:41You've hit rock bottom, man.
01:00:43The only way you can get lower is if you laid down.
01:00:46Oh.
01:00:47Now you have morals.
01:00:49We're ruining people's lives here, okay?
01:00:51And that coat of yours is a fine insulator, but I just don't have the stomach for it.
01:00:54Come on, Mac.
01:00:55We're only ruining their lives on campus.
01:00:57Oh, that's another cozy mantra.
01:00:59And things fell apart when she came around.
01:01:01Oh, are you calling her a Yoko now?
01:01:04How could I forget the clever analogies?
01:01:06You know what?
01:01:07You two deserve each other.
01:01:08Look, can I have one last request?
01:01:09We'll see.
01:01:10Just tell me when the ball is snapped, okay?
01:01:12Whatever.
01:01:13Yeah, fine.
01:01:14Good.
01:01:15Leave.
01:01:16See if I care.
01:01:20Coffee?
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22Shit.
01:01:23Davis, at this point, I don't really care how well the pants fit.
01:01:49I can't keep running this campaign from behind this desk.
01:01:53I'm sorry, sir.
01:01:54I'll get right on top of it, sir.
01:01:58Davis, you can go now.
01:02:03Yes, sir.
01:02:04And don't worry about your pants, sir.
01:02:06Thank you, Davis.
01:02:07You're welcome, sir.
01:02:09Anna, what's with the long face?
01:02:15It's finished.
01:02:18I'm just here for the money.
01:02:20I thought you would have figured this out by now.
01:02:24That's not cash.
01:02:26You're getting very good at this.
01:02:35You're not paying?
01:02:37Why would you think I would pay?
01:02:40If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't have needed your boyfriend.
01:02:44So this is how you make good on your promises?
01:02:47Promises?
01:02:48To thugs who accept money to destroy other people's lives?
01:02:53The difference between you and me is that I'm succeeding and you're surviving.
01:02:59Well, I guess I got a lot to learn.
01:03:02Lesson number one.
01:03:04Never incriminate yourself.
01:03:14Ellie.
01:03:15Hi.
01:03:16Hey.
01:03:17Is Dalton home?
01:03:18Um, no, no.
01:03:19Okay.
01:03:20Hey, Ellie.
01:03:21Thanks.
01:03:22Uh, there's something I have to tell you.
01:03:25What is it?
01:03:27Um...
01:03:28There's some pizzelles in the kitchen.
01:03:34Well, thanks, Mac.
01:03:37I love your pizzelles.
01:03:39Father, my friend.
01:03:52I'm Mr. Dina, I will name it.
01:03:54I'll do what I love for.
01:03:56Let it go.
01:03:57I love you.
01:03:58Oh, you miss the angels.
01:04:00What is it?
01:04:01I love you.
01:04:02It's so much more.
01:04:03I love you.
01:04:04It's so much.
01:04:05I want you to, I love you to make a lot of music.
01:04:07I was expelled today.
01:04:29I know.
01:04:31Nothing about that, really.
01:04:34Then what's this all about?
01:04:35I'm making you a scrapbook.
01:04:41I'm sorry.
01:04:43I'm going to set it all straight, I promise you.
01:04:44I don't see how you can't.
01:04:46I read your article.
01:04:47All right, it's all coming together.
01:04:48I can fix this.
01:04:50I just need your help.
01:04:51Help.
01:04:51I don't see how you can do it.
01:04:54I don't see how you can do it.
01:04:55I don't see how you can do it.
01:04:57I don't see how you can do it.
01:05:05Yeah?
01:05:06The ball's been snapped.
01:05:08If you hurry, you can get the interception.
01:05:13You're right, you know.
01:05:16Would you believe I'm laying down right now?
01:05:18Well, this is worth getting up for.
01:05:20I believe that's for me.
01:05:50Mac. Who's next? My mother? I wish that was true.
01:06:01Elton, I am sorry. I was just a courier.
01:06:04I think you were a little more involved than that, Anna. Ellie was exposing Brennan, not me.
01:06:09I never meant to hurt you.
01:06:12I know what you're doing for Brennan, okay? Those scholarship funds are meant for...
01:06:18scholarships.
01:06:20What are you going to do?
01:06:25I can't do this without you, so I think the question is, what are you going to do?
01:06:35Whatever it takes.
01:06:39Meet me out front in five minutes. I gotta take care of something.
01:06:48We're all good.
01:06:53Does this mean you're doing the right thing?
01:06:55How does Operation Infinite Justice sound?
01:06:59Sounds like we're back in business.
01:07:01Hm. Don't you believe you're the first person to take this one out?
01:07:05Breaking with tradition, I guess.
01:07:07Is this your way of apologizing to me?
01:07:09Don't be ridiculous.
01:07:10Well, I love you too.
01:07:11Listen, call the kids, make sure they're home for dinner.
01:07:15Dinner awaits for no...
01:07:16I love this book. It's got one of those all-time great endings.
01:07:20I hope so.
01:07:23I forgot the book.
01:07:36So now, you're saying that the President of the United States had us expelled?
01:07:46No, you moron. He did.
01:07:52Pitzel?
01:07:53You see, Brennan was using the scholarship fund to launder campaign contributions from less revenue sources.
01:08:00But the money got spent, the sources dried up, and you guys were costing him a lot of money he didn't have.
01:08:06So, his plan was to get us kicked out of school so that he wouldn't have to pay.
01:08:11He lost my vote.
01:08:16And now this guy's running the country.
01:08:20Yeah. Yeah, that's what's happening.
01:08:23So, do we have a deal?
01:08:25Holy!
01:08:26Ah, yeah. They took my finger.
01:08:29But I took their money.
01:08:31Eh? Eh? What? Eh?
01:08:41Um...
01:08:44So, we're square then?
01:08:48I just want a piece of the President.
01:08:59You know what you have to do, right?
01:09:00Yeah.
01:09:01Okay. Short piece. Very short piece.
01:09:04Understood.
01:09:05Liked it better when we pick it in code.
01:09:07Oh, forget this.
01:09:08Thank you for having me here today.
01:09:22I think you'll be very interested in what I have to say.
01:09:24Well, now, it's our pleasure, Miss.
01:09:26Now, what can we do for you?
01:09:31Christine said there are a bunch of protesters outside the press conference.
01:09:34Any good news yet?
01:09:36Great news, actually.
01:09:38I was waiting to tell you, but...
01:09:41Excuse me.
01:09:43Who are you?
01:09:44It's all right, Davis.
01:09:45I'll be out in about five minutes.
01:09:48Yes, sir.
01:09:49What are you gonna do? Hit me, son?
01:10:03You are way behind me.
01:10:04Damn straight.
01:10:05It's been 25 years since I had your job.
01:10:08Yeah, I thought we may have that in common.
01:10:10Oh, I bet we have a lot in common.
01:10:12I don't think I'm anything like you.
01:10:15We don't have to like each other for me to appreciate a job well done.
01:10:20Listen, I got a question for you.
01:10:22Did you ever think of yourself as a hitman?
01:10:27I never really thought about it.
01:10:30Well, there's one thing we don't have in common right there.
01:10:33We're not finished here yet, are we?
01:10:37Actually, I think we're both finished.
01:10:40In fact...
01:10:41Before you prattle on with accusations, I know you don't have any evidence connecting me to your activities.
01:10:46You gonna let me fish, Chief?
01:10:49Very well. Be my guest.
01:10:51Well, I thought you'd like to know that three exceptionally talented students were let back into the university today by the school board.
01:11:00Excuse me?
01:11:01The three scholarship students. Their records were expunged.
01:11:04I don't think so.
01:11:06Unfortunately, I had to take their place.
01:11:10Davis, can you please contact the university and verify the unfortunate status of our scholarship students?
01:11:18Don't have to, sir. That was the great news. There was a clerical mistake. All the students are still enrolled.
01:11:24Um...
01:11:25Mr. Brennan?
01:11:26There are a lot of people waiting.
01:11:29Hello?
01:11:30Son of a bitch!
01:11:36Your new boyfriend's a real pain in the ass.
01:11:40Boyfriend's a real pain in the ass.
01:11:43I hope you have some good news for me.
01:11:46Sure do.
01:11:47That a girl?
01:11:49This is a copy of documentation on its way to the Herald.
01:11:57Do you think they're gonna print an article written by a college girl?
01:12:02Who would believe that I hired a kid to help me get scholarship students expelled?
01:12:08You know what?
01:12:10You're right.
01:12:11What was I thinking?
01:12:13You tried real hard, kid.
01:12:20One more thing, Chief.
01:12:21What is it, son?
01:12:22What is it, son?
01:12:23Never mind.
01:12:24What?
01:12:25I couldn't explain.
01:12:26This is not what it appears.
01:12:28I'm not a crook!
01:12:29Love me, Dean!
01:12:30Love me, Dean!
01:12:31Love me, Dean!
01:12:32Love me, Dean!
01:12:33Love me, Dean!
01:12:34Love me, Dean!
01:12:35Love me, Dean!
01:12:36Love me, Dean!
01:12:37You know, I really did want to be a tin man.
01:12:39I can explain! This is not what it appears! I'm not a crook!
01:12:46Love me, Dean! Love me, Dean!
01:12:50You know, I really did want to be a tit man.
01:12:54Well, you wanted.
01:12:57Well, you had made a good one.
01:12:59You had the lying and the deceit.
01:13:02And they hit you down pretty well.
01:13:04Great, thanks. Yeah, I get that. Nice.
01:13:07Well, congratulations, everybody. We did it.
01:13:11We sure did.
01:13:13Who are you?
01:13:15What? Oh, right.
01:13:18Oh, Maggie!
01:13:24So, going solo, huh?
01:13:26Yep. Well, I am, anyway.
01:13:29Everybody lookin' like so good.
01:13:34Dot, I don't believe what you did for me.
01:13:38You mean for us?
01:13:47You know, there's no Dot and Monroe enrolled in our school.
01:13:52Well, I wonder who they're gonna kick out, then.
01:13:56And the night changes everything.
01:13:59Here we go
01:14:00Here we are
01:14:03Settle deep in the dark of American nice
01:14:04Here we go
01:14:07Here we are
01:14:08Settle deep in the dark of American nice
01:14:09Here we go
01:14:10Here we go, here we are, sitting deep in the dark of air and unite
01:14:14Here we go, it ain't far
01:14:21And the night changes everything
01:14:25And the night changes everything
01:14:30And the night changes everything
01:14:35I'm, I'm, I'm gonna sit again
01:14:39It's a paper that I've been working on
01:14:41I think it might get published
01:14:43Great!
01:14:53Hey
01:14:55So you're breaking rule number one
01:14:57What?
01:14:58Oh, that's not the right words
01:14:59You're breaking the first rule, right?
01:15:01I'm sorry about that
01:15:03Change
01:15:05Change
01:15:07Here we go, here we are, sitting deep in the dark of man tonight here we go
01:15:11Here we go, here we are, sitting deep in the dark of man tonight here we go
01:15:13Big side time!
01:15:14Got it!
01:15:15Yeah, sorry!
01:15:17Big time time!
01:15:20God!
01:15:25Sorry!
01:15:26Howdy!
01:15:28Hi!
01:15:33Get back, get back, get back, get back!
01:15:35Good mom!
01:15:41You got it?
01:15:43Oh, I'd bring it back.
01:15:47Go straight over!
01:15:50Phew
01:16:03So-
01:16:05I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
01:16:12This is not what it appears!
01:16:35I am not a crook!
01:16:40I can't explain it's harder with that man!
01:16:47Five, eight, take two, marker.
01:16:53I heard he once killed forty men with his bare hands.
01:16:59I heard he killed forty men with his...
01:17:03I heard he killed forty men with his bare hands.
01:17:07I heard he covered it.
01:17:09What gloves?
01:17:11Blah, blah, blah!
01:17:14Hello!
01:17:17Our work here is done.
01:17:21Without realizing I'm hurting.
01:17:26All alone I was wasting.
01:17:29With you I've never seen.
01:17:32I won't fall prey to you.
01:17:36Cause you're a nurse.
01:17:38You're a girl.
01:17:39You're a girl.
01:17:40You're a girl.
01:17:41You're a girl.
01:17:42Yes, you're a casa.
01:17:43It's a nice place you got there.
01:17:47Do the trick in your mouth!
01:17:48We go!
01:17:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17:51I said, it's a class.
01:17:53I have to turn it on paper today.
01:17:55A paper?
01:17:57What's here?
01:17:58Plus peace!
01:17:59Oh, peace.
01:18:00Right.
01:18:01I don't think you can hide the gun in those...
01:18:02That outfit over there.
01:18:03Oh, peace.
01:18:04Right.
01:18:05I don't think you can hide a gun in that outfit over there.
01:18:07What did you say, hombre?!
01:18:08what if they see the fans i mean the yeah the camera dad what if they see the fans they'll
01:18:27know everything okay
01:18:38oh
01:18:52I'm back to you!
01:19:08Do it for now?
01:19:22Well, what I've got to say, is that I like your way, you can make me smile just looking at you, knowing that I, I'm part of your way.
01:19:52Knowing that I'm the one you call your girl, knowing that I, I have you to myself, knowing that I want nobody else.
01:20:07Because you, you're the one that I adore, you're the one for whom I shut my bedrooms up, you're the one I give my heart to.
01:20:23Because you're, because you're you.
01:20:29Oh yeah.
01:20:31It's been a while, we've been together.
01:20:41And I don't plan to leave your side, no never, you make me wanna cry.
01:20:51Smiling just won't do, it won't do, not the way I feel for you.
01:20:57Cause you, you're the one that I adore, you're the one for whom I shut my bedrooms up, you're the one I give my heart to.
01:21:13Because you, because you're, because you're you.
01:21:23Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:27Now I hope you understand, that I love the fact that, you are my man.
01:21:55You are my man.
01:21:58Cause you, you're the one that I adore, you're the one for whom I shut my bedrooms up, you're the one I give my heart to.
01:22:15Cause you, because you're, because you're, because you're, because you're the one that I adore.
01:22:26You're the only one my arms are reaching toes, you're the one I give my heart to.
01:22:36Because you're, because you're, because you're, because you're you
01:23:06I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I