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00:00You
00:19And you know that I'm not
00:21I asked a small
00:29Tan
00:31Ethnic
00:33She's the complete opposite in every single thing
00:42I fucking hate it
00:44It's bullshit
00:45Could you do it?
00:47Can't do it
00:51It's like you need more of a dick if you do it
00:53Fucked or whatever
00:54Then I'm not even more of a fucker
00:56Like
00:59There's just no way I'm not looking like an asshole after this to me
01:02Literally any other girl here I would be into it
01:07Literally can't do that
01:12A triangle has three corners
01:15And this year
01:22They are sharper than ever before
01:24No Payton come on
01:26Honestly
01:27Payton
01:28I'm not doing this
01:29I'm out
01:30Can we please stop?
01:31Like why would you fuck around someone who's a fucking kid?
01:35Oh god
01:36Have I not been a high value woman this whole fucking time?
01:40The answer's no
01:45No
01:46No
01:47No
01:48No
01:49No
01:50No
01:51No
01:52No
01:53No
01:54No
01:55No
01:56Fed up with the superficiality of modern dating
01:59The status of modern dating I think is here for a good time not for a long time
02:05Five singles lay their hearts on the line
02:08I hate dating apps, going on first dates, small talk
02:13When they enter a bold and radical experience
02:20Love triangle will see the singles matched with two suitors sight unseen
02:27I'm excited about going completely blind
02:29No photos
02:30No idea who they're texting
02:33First impressions, personality only, banter
02:36Do I like you or not?
02:38Can they form a more authentic connection
02:41Before deciding which suitor they will meet in real life
02:46Ari?
02:47Hey
02:48Hey
02:49Hey
02:50Goodness me, I didn't know what to expect
02:52Did I disappoint?
02:53No, not at all
02:54You're really lovely
02:55And this season
02:57How long have you been since you've been since yet?
03:01Six years
03:02Six years
03:03Oh my gosh
03:04Hmm
03:05I'm Mike
03:06I'm 50 years old
03:07I'm from the Gold Coast
03:09And you might remember me from Maths Season 6
03:13Australia's most controversial single is Back For Redemption
03:19People remember me as being a little bit brutally honest
03:23Look, I'm not your therapist
03:25This isn't therapy
03:28Maybe just a little bit brutal in general
03:30I think groups of women under pressure don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure
03:37Leave everyone else's relationships to themselves
03:40You know, stick to your knitting
03:42Has he changed his controversial ways?
03:46I'm not used to people just getting to know me for who I am
03:51So we're on the up and up
03:53Or will old habits die hard?
03:58This is Chloe
03:59Chloe's irritating
04:00Whoa
04:01Had enough of your bullshit
04:05And just as sparks begin to fly
04:08Hell yeah?
04:09Hot vibes
04:1010, 10, 10, 10, 10
04:11The guy's hot
04:12I'm not blind
04:14The experience takes a dramatic turn
04:19Oh no
04:20Oh my god
04:21As the rejected suitors arrive
04:25Hey, how are ya?
04:26Hello
04:28What the fuck is happening?
04:29They will face their toughest decision
04:32I'm getting along really well with both of them
04:34I know it's not going to make them both happy
04:36But it's my triangle
04:38Leading to a scandal so shocking
04:41That a special guest has flown in to dissect it
04:50Hey Australia
04:51I'm Chrishell Stouth
04:52Get ready for the season 3 love triangle reunion
04:57You said that there was something holding you back
05:00Let's have a look at what that was
05:02Oh god
05:03You were playing the both of us
05:05That's literally the playbook of fuckboys
05:09A shocking truth will be exposed
05:13You're a fucking twat
05:15Across the country
05:18Three singles are about to embark on a radical experience
05:24Sitting somewhere
05:25Don't know what they look like
05:27But we're going to start texting today
05:29No, please
05:30I love
05:32They've each been matched with two very different suitors
05:37With no idea what they look like
05:40The two matches that I've been given are Melissa and Melinda
05:43I like those names so we're off to a good start
05:46For three days they can text and call each other
05:50Then they'll choose who to go on the biggest first date of their lives with
05:59And whether the date is a hit or a miss
06:03They will then move in together
06:10What are you doing buddy?
06:11Just looking at the camera
06:12I was looking at
06:13If I look okay
06:19Are you successful with the ladies?
06:22Look, am I successful with the ladies?
06:25You need to ask yourself
06:26What's your definition of success first?
06:28If it is just hooking up with people
06:31With no strings attached
06:32Not a lot of emotion
06:34Maybe
06:35I'm successful
06:36A little bit
06:38My name is Bernie
06:39I'm 27 and I'm a Portuguese guy living in Melbourne
06:42I do a bit of DJing
06:44I've been known to do a few paintings here and there
06:47And recently I've also been playing around on TikTok like content creation
06:50I have like these ambitions of living a life that's not ordinary
06:55I feel like maybe boomers have like a different idea and they're like
06:57You need to work for nine and five
07:00You need to have a baby by this age
07:02Like is that something that I want?
07:03Like want that traditional life?
07:06Probably not
07:08How do you find dating in Australia?
07:11That shit is
07:12It's cooked
07:14People go on dating apps to just look at pretty faces
07:18People want that quick fix of dopamine
07:20And then move on to the next one
07:22But
07:24I feel like
07:26I'm definitely part of the problem as well
07:29Yeah
07:31I always go through like a very similar pattern of like meet someone
07:33And then if they say something that doesn't really you know tickle my fancy
07:38I'll just move on to the next one
07:44The thing is though
07:46I do want to commit
07:48I do love love which is so so so so rogue to say
07:53And so cringe to say but like being in love is the best
07:56So I think this experience will be a great opportunity for me to try to change my ways a little bit
08:04But not knowing what they look like is gonna fucking kill me I'm not gonna lie
08:08Like not knowing
08:10If I'm gonna be attracted to them or not
08:14Wow let's go
08:16Jasmine and Marissa
08:20I've never met a Marissa
08:22Not gonna lie to you but Jasmine is hot girl name for sure
08:25Hoping to curb his toxic dating behavior and find a real connection
08:30Bernie has been matched with 30 year old Marissa from Sydney and 30 year old Jasmine from Melbourne
08:38He'll spend the next three days getting to know them before deciding who he has the best connection with
08:48We're doing it
08:53Alright my love
08:55First question to kick us off
08:57What's your dream Saturday?
08:59I just think it's nice because it's like I'm not it doesn't seem so business like
09:03Alright my love is like relax like you're in this is a comfortable safe space
09:08Do you know what I mean?
09:10Jasmine's read it
09:11This is hot girl behavior right here
09:17Texting quick
09:18Texting quick
09:22Texting quick
09:27Texting quick
09:29Texting quick
09:32Texting quick
09:33Ah God
09:35This is a bit generic
09:39I was expecting a bit more detail
09:41I want to know like where are you going? What are you eating?
09:44going. What are you eating? That just makes me, gives me a better picture of her.
09:54One of my friends describe me as a golden retriever, because my energy and my smile and my kindness,
10:00I just always see the best in every day. I'm definitely a girl's girl.
10:06I love dressing up with my girls and we go out for dinner, we take photos, it's just so much fun.
10:12I want to settle down now. I've seen what's out there in the contaminated sea and I'm so ready to get married.
10:19I want to have kids, I want to have the white picket fence and the family.
10:28Is any of this really interesting? Not really that much.
10:34Some people take a bit longer to warm up though, it's fine. That's all good. That's no stress.
10:39I get it though, don't worry.
10:44Sorry guys, just getting these boring questions out of the way.
10:48Sounds to bad.
10:51Marissa is replying now.
10:58X. She's cheeky. She's trying to put me in my place. I like it.
11:02I love it. She's giving me a lot more to work with.
11:18Maybe with you to join. Wink.
11:22Let's go.
11:23Scary movie.
11:24She's not fooling me. She can't fool me.
11:36Buckle up because I'll keep being cheeky.
11:39Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
11:43Wait a minute. Is she American?
11:45I live in Sydney, but I'm originally from Texas.
11:51Men definitely can't resist a Texan girl.
11:54But you gotta be careful. Don't mess with Texans.
12:00I love to party.
12:02I party probably most weekends.
12:04I like to go out and flirt.
12:08I like to show off my body.
12:09I've worked hard for it.
12:11A lot of people think, oh, she's a party girl.
12:14But as you start to get to know me, lots of other, like, layers unravel.
12:21It's definitely the really soft and gentle side.
12:24I'm looking for a guy who is kind and educated.
12:29Someone who's super fit.
12:30I definitely love a little bit of muscle to snuggle up to at night.
12:35I mean, who wouldn't?
12:38I love you.
12:39Nah, kidding. Calm down.
12:47Conversation right now, it's like the analogy of the fire.
12:51It's just building up.
12:54I think that Marissa's gonna be hot.
12:57Sexy.
13:00That's the vibe that I'm getting.
13:04I can feel it in the air a little bit.
13:06There's a little bit of spiciness.
13:07Do you know what I mean?
13:09There's a...
13:10It's going somewhere.
13:12I'm not gonna tell you guys where.
13:18A gentleman never tells.
13:20But Marissa's giving me the vibes.
13:25Do you know what I mean?
13:28I think I know what you mean.
13:29Yeah, okay, cool.
13:30In case that wasn't clear enough.
13:33Fuck yeah!
13:35As things heat up for Serial Day to Bernie,
13:40our next single is back for a second chance at love.
13:44How does it feel to be getting in the chair?
13:45Good.
13:46Good.
13:47How long has it been since you've been in the chair?
13:48Six years.
13:49Six years.
13:50Yeah, 26th of September 2018.
13:51Oh my gosh.
13:52Hmm.
13:53Fancy that.
13:54Fancy that.
13:55You want me to do that?
13:56Yes, you do that.
13:57Mike Masterinsky.
13:58I'm Mike.
13:59I'm 50 years old.
14:00I'm from the Gold Coast.
14:01And you might remember me from Maths Season 6.
14:03Hello, husband.
14:04Nice to meet you.
14:05Nice to meet you.
14:06Nice to meet you.
14:08Nice to meet you.
14:09Oh, you too.
14:10I went on Marietta first sight to find love.
14:11That's a real deal.
14:12Go ahead.
14:13I'm Bill.
14:14You're so happy to be on Amazon.
14:15Yeah, I'm Cam.
14:16Yeah, I was so happy to be on Amazon.
14:17That's a really good deal for you.
14:18You want me to do that?
14:19Yes, you do that.
14:20Mike Masterinsky.
14:21I'm Mike.
14:22I'm 50 years old.
14:23I'm from the Gold Coast.
14:24And you might remember me from Maths Season 6.
14:27Hello, husband.
14:29Nice to meet you.
14:32Nice to meet you.
14:33Oh, you too.
14:34How many ways?
14:35at first sight to find the love but people remember me as being a little bit brutally honest
14:45and maybe just a little bit brutal in general i feel like i was born strong like i moved out of
14:52home when i was still in high school and stuff and i had to go and live in foster care got government
14:58housing and then lived by myself look i'm not your therapist this isn't therapy you're just telling
15:04me i think groups of women under pressure don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure
15:16hey jess leave everyone else's relationships to themselves you know stick to your knitting
15:25i have made a lot of mistakes but the biggest regret is i found love
15:30heidi i love you i love you oh my god
15:42and then i let her slip through my fingers
15:47mike were you in love i was yeah are you still in love yeah probably
15:54you still in love
16:02no
16:05no
16:08did he break your heart
16:10yeah
16:16it's fucking sad
16:16the years after maths have given me a lot of time to reflect on my behavior i do regret
16:28the things that i said in those moments i still am flawed um in many ways but i definitely feel like
16:37i've made some progress you've got to hope so anyway i mean you know that guy needed to
16:43you know he needed to figure it out a bit now i'm at an age where i've left it very late to you know
16:52meet someone and maybe start a family or or maybe take on someone's family uh so hey how are you
16:59good i'm excited about love triangle dating since maths it's been difficult there's just preconceived
17:07ideas of who i am i have had women in the past just confront me straight up and say didn't like
17:14you so in this experience it is nice to have a bit of anonymity i'm going to be able to be
17:22completely myself without being prejudged by my matches looking for a judgment-free connection
17:30mike has been matched with melinda from woollongong and melissa from sydney
17:40melissa and melinda okay so i'm gonna be going by michael not mike because i suppose you know having
17:49done maths i'm easily identified if you do like a search online so i wouldn't want you know to be
17:56prejudged by my matches that makes me sound like a i think i'm a star or something which i am but
18:05i'm kidding and it begins how's it going nah i could do better than that um
18:14i'm feeling nervous starting a texting uh conversation i want to mix it up a bit um what's
18:25cooking that's lame like you've got to really think about what you're saying you know i don't want
18:31anything to get lost in translation there's a bug in the pool that's going to bother me
18:36can we get a pool scoop sorry oh melinda here we go i like the well hello there that's that's a
18:55strong move you know well hello there michael it's got a soft sort of a confident spin to it
19:06i look for someone who can match my energy which is very hard i need to be entertained i am not into
19:14like boring people boring conversation you've got like this long to to captivate me and get me
19:22excited and then i'm done i can be sassy but i also have a lot of love to give
19:29i'm so ready to find my person and that'll be the final piece of the puzzle
19:46oh here we go okay oh lucky you watch those tan lines lol but i can't think of it anything funny
19:54that goes with tan lines um hmm dang it this is i've drawn a blank come on mike think
20:10okay no he he uh it's not sunny enough for that hey
20:18okay no no no but oh there's a punch line in here i just know it
20:28maybe if i start typing it'll come
20:34no i've got nothing hang on okay melissa's writing something
20:41i'm actually just working nothing overly exciting
20:52okay short to the point i may have to i don't know start to dig down a bit you know
20:59i would definitely say it's the simple things in life that keep me happy
21:11i love to go to the gym i love going to the beach i'm definitely a water baby
21:16yeah so i still live at home i live with my family i love coming home to a house full of people
21:24but being 40 ideally i'd love to settle down with the right person oh god 40 and not leaving home
21:32um yeah i wonder if that is a concern
21:37but some people just love their parents and it's just like a big community
21:44all right i might come back to her because that's a bit of a curveball
21:48anyway melinda and i we're away i like her style she's got confidence this lady i can tell
21:55melinda started a little bit of flirtation but let's just bring it back to getting to know each other
22:09oh my gosh she has daughters
22:11any woman i've ever met or dated that has children is generally a really well-adjusted
22:24person and then nurturing and having a kind of a ready-made family to be part of is is actually
22:33at 50 years old with no children of your own is actually a really nice prospect
22:37i like melinda very much
22:43but i don't want to forget about melissa so i i just want to get to know her as well
22:50as mike continues to get to know his matches in sydney another single is ready to start the experience
22:58i'm chloe i'm 27 i'm a nurse manager from sydney
23:17i'm probably feeling a nine out of ten nervous for the experience i should have brought my stethoscope
23:22listen to my own heart
23:26i identify as bisexual meaning i like both men and women and i'm smack bang 50 50. i could go either way
23:38tell me about um your past that in history
23:42so at the beginning of this year i was engaged to be married to my female partner we booked our wedding
23:54venue we had our engagement party for me that was my happily ever after and then a few short weeks
24:02later i came home one afternoon and my partner told me that she didn't love me anymore and didn't feel
24:10excited at the idea of marrying me and so my world fell apart at that moment um sorry
24:21i'm good i promise
24:32but since my relationship breakdown i've been healing and i've been taking that journey to better myself
24:45my god this is so surreal
24:51going into this i don't actually want to know the gender of either of my suitors because it doesn't
24:57matter to me
24:59i would prefer to make my decision based off pure connection the person it's how they treat me and
25:05how they make me feel okay so we have we have an e and we have a b searching for a real love regardless
25:13of gender chloe has been given only the first initial of her matches names e a 26 year old from
25:22wollongong and b a 25 year old from western sydney hi i'm chloe i just wanted to let you know
25:32that i'm bisexual
25:42i sent it
25:49now we wait
25:52like this is such an intense first message but i just felt really strongly that it was important to get
25:57that across i really really hope i've not scared them both away
26:06oh gosh okay i've got the three dots from e
26:14okay that's a really nice response i'm actually really happy with that that's really sweet
26:19okay are there any burning questions okay so i am going to respond and say
26:37a machine operator and crane driver not to be at all generalistic but i do feel like that's a very
26:44masculine job so potentially we have a man on our hands here
26:54oh oh it's b
27:02okay okay b seems to be very open
27:06oh probably has a good fashion sense that's hot
27:24wow what creative question i'm feeling as though b is female
27:34just the nature of the texts as they're coming through they're quite expressive and someone
27:40showing interest in me is really important and i think it's attractive
27:54that is such a good answer they have spent a lot of time improving themselves and i feel like that's
28:15what i've been doing a lot this year so i resonate closely with them in that sense
28:19i'd love the next person to be my last two oh i really love that answer i've been through the
28:32worst heartbreak and i don't want to do that again so i completely understand so yeah
28:42i'm getting a really good vibe already and i feel like we're connecting on a lot of levels
28:50and i actually feel really excited
29:07that's what i've been doing a lot of people who have been doing a lot of people who have been
29:13bernie has been matched with marissa from sydney and jasmine from melbourne and this morning he's
29:20basking in the glow of a late night text exchange with one of his matches
29:27marissa asked me last night if i go to bed late and i said yeah i love staying up late i said
29:32there's a lot of time for activities don't even need many clothes either so it's quite convenient
29:37she said she goes to sensual dance classes and obviously i was like i'm gonna need you to carefully
29:43explain with a lot of details what these sensual dance classes are both getting quite cheeky if you
29:50catch my drift all righty i just got one message come from jasmine jasmine hasn't really given me
30:01much in general i actually don't know much about her at all so no i want to reply i want to give her a
30:07chance i need jasmine to get off the sidelines get into the field win the game for the team she needs to
30:13step it up god she doesn't spell your correctly
30:29hmm i don't know i'm not sure about that english is not my main language and i know how to use the
30:36language properly it's so easy to get this right i don't get it i gave her a chance but like
30:43i can't lie it makes me cringe a little bit am i being picky maybe
30:52in a world where even a spelling mistake can mean rejection bernie has decided to make his decision
31:00early
31:11he has chosen marissa to meet him for a date after which they'll move in together but the enormity of
31:20entering the experience with a woman he's never seen is starting to kick in
31:34feeling anxious to be honest you over text everyone's very nice whereas on a date it can go
31:41wrong really quickly okay i'm now officially shaking let's go
31:45i've never ever been on a date where i know absolutely nothing about what they look like
31:56i'm low-key scared that i'm not going to be attracted to her
32:00she walks in and i'm not attracted to her i unfortunately don't think i'll be able to fake it
32:05all right four three two one no shitting a break as they say
32:19hi how are you how are you so nice to see you're gorgeous how are you oh that's a bit of a relief
32:26actually i didn't know what to expect yeah i've been a little what if you got here now what if you
32:31got here and i'll be like out of here i need to go sorry no you look really good you look really
32:39hell yeah
32:42first impressions of marissa attractive good height great hair beautiful skin i've made the right
32:50decision should i get a drink yeah yeah let's do it he's hot shit good i feel like from those initial
32:59moments we clearly had a bit of a vibe what are we cheering to um to new beginnings so dude you're
33:09so american rom-com isn't it yeah it is this is a rom-com that we're starting in
33:13what nothing nothing um you weren't thinking any single thing no you're pretty oh thank you yeah
33:24do you want many first dates like what's dating like i prefer to meet people in person i actually
33:29have no problem going up to a guy so really all right let's paint the picture shall we yeah yeah
33:34just imagine i'm at a bar i really like your sweater or maybe your eyes actually i might even go there as
33:42well they're really nice thank you so much so i think the flirty banter he had in text has actually
33:50translated to in person on the first days or like the first time that you kiss someone
33:58tongue or no tongue tongue
34:04very good vibes great vibes hot vibes flirty vibes
34:08honestly i forgot where we were and what we're doing we're just back and forth back and forth didn't
34:15have a single care in the world
34:17the gold coast mike is enjoying being anonymous as he texts both 40 year old melissa and 41 year old melinda
34:39even though i'm vibing with them both melissa is just a little bit more uh quiet
34:52and you know her living at home yeah i guess maybe it's an orange flag
34:56whereas melinda she's got a good energy and she's confident
35:06and i like that she's a mum we've got a great connection
35:16news revolution i set myself is to squash a watermelon between my thighs
35:20really okay so she must be muscular because it would take you more than a year to do to do that but
35:37there's a few watermelon crushes at my gym and i don't know that i'd want to date them
35:41that's a question i never thought i'd ask lots of bands and weight training so this girl's
35:54pretty strong um but okay
36:01do you know how strong are we talking we're talking watermelon crushing strong so
36:07between your thighs um wow okay i don't know what to make of that let me think about this
36:37just that watermelon crushing
36:46the visual of the watermelon crushing i think was the kind of rattled me a bit i i don't want to be the
36:52watermelon basically you know with melinda's unusual hobby playing on his mind mike must make a decision
37:03on who he wants to date all right
37:20melinda's really a fun person and if melinda wants to explode a watermelon between her thighs
37:27hey you know who am i to judge i just hope she's not a huge muscly woman
37:44i'm on my way to meet melinda and i don't know what to expect
37:50i'm in this for the potential of something really special so i'm a bit nervous actually
38:10i don't know what melinda looks like visualizing a woman shattering a watermelon in her thighs
38:17who's going through my head oh melinda here we go
38:26hello are you melinda okay you're not melinda all right i thought you were gonna walk straight at me
38:36there sorry that was awkward
38:49and also melinda might recognize me from maths and maybe she wasn't a fan of me maybe she was
38:59but through the way i'll put my best foot forward and hopefully she likes me
39:12iced
39:16oh
39:24how are you i'm good you're melinda i am nice to be
39:28really nice thank you so do you
39:32yeah melinda's beautiful she's you know just just got a good energy i could tell she's pretty smile and
39:38i didn't expect uh to be so attractive all right so do you want to drink i would love one thank
39:45you all right well uh grab a seat over here thank you uh michael he's quite cute he doesn't look his
39:52age at all i was so worried that i was going to get matched with an old guy an old boring man
39:59um so i am so relieved that that's not the case cheers it's lovely to meet you you're really
40:06lovely thank you it's such a relief to to meet you now i'm seriously you've got no idea the problem
40:13was was the watermelon that threw me very honest here you are crushing watermelons i mean i can't
40:21even do that i don't think i can't do it either i'm trying to do it i figured like i'm just picturing
40:28the damn thing exploding and covering you in in watermelon you know i thought oh god i thought
40:37you'd have huge legs and like big like this i actually did i'm thinking oh my god i'm getting
40:42stitched up here oh hang on ice cream yeah let's go to ice cream i think it's it's going well so far
40:52you know but i'm feeling it nervous i don't know that melinda recognized me from maps
40:59she didn't seem startled there you go thank you so much i'm just going to have to let the cat out
41:05of the bag and uh because eventually she'll find out i was going to ask you something it's an odd
41:12question do i remind you of anyone no no no really are you supposed to remind me of someone do i know you
41:27i just thought i'd ask
41:31no you don't that's good
41:34maybe she's keeping it for self hard to know maybe because i got a hat on maybe when i take
41:42the hat off she'll be like oh there it is
41:55it's the final day of texting for chloe who has found herself connecting with both content creator b
42:03and crane driver e and crane driver e and in just a few hours she will have to make a decision
42:10about who she wants to meet for a day i have just been playing tennis in my mind for the past two days
42:32i don't know why i said he still i'm really sensing masculine energy here and i just feel really
42:44aligned with e because previously in all of my relationships i have been the one to financially
42:51support my partners but with b i feel like we've connected on a really deep level
42:58which i think is so important and so my heart is telling me one thing and my head is telling me
43:07another but i have come to a decision
43:10i'm just sending you a voice note to see if you would like to join me on a date
43:23i've had such a great couple of days talking to you and getting to know you
43:27and i really look forward to meeting you
43:40this is my first proper first date in three and a half years
43:58since i met my ex-partner i'm really excited to meet b i really like who b is as a person
44:10i had green flag after green flag through text
44:15honestly everything inside of me is crossed that this date just goes amazing
44:20but i do feel that deep pit of fear feeling like i wasn't enough in my previous relationship
44:35it's definitely weighing on my mind
44:39i am so awkward
44:53i'm going into a date with someone who i don't know their name i don't know their gender
44:58is that b hey do you know the way to central central station yeah no thank you
45:26i feel so relieved and happy
45:56which is absolutely beautiful for sure that initial attraction is there
46:02i'm getting what's called a stem vibe from beck which is like a mix between a mask and a femme
46:09that's my time oh it's so nice to meet you yeah i know finally it's been so like suspenseful
46:14am i what you expected i'm not a man i thought you were a woman when i got the voice note i thought
46:22oh you sounded very feminine yeah yeah do you like feminine girls different from what i'm used to
46:28do i normally go for quite masculine
46:40uh normally i go for quite a masculine kind of person darker features dark hair dark eyes
46:46i've never had someone so quickly tell me that i'm not the usual type
46:49but i love your vibe no thank you very much i love yours i definitely felt a stab in the gut
46:58did you have to travel today a little bit but not too far
47:01i'm obviously not masculine so i now have this like thought in my brain like oh she's disappointed
47:11she's not attracted to me and if that's the case then she's probably not really that open to
47:16seeing where things go um which is scary all right well let's go get some dinner yeah i'm gonna head
47:22this way okay beautiful let's go and i can't help but feel like once again i'm not good enough
47:31i am definitely wondering if i've made the right decision
47:36as chloe is left contemplating whether she made the right choice with beck
47:41mike is also doing some contemplating of his own seems like she has no idea who i am which is great
47:52but i was a bit surprised um do you are you sure that uh i don't remind you of anyone
48:04no i just um i don't know i just wondered if maybe
48:07uh i reminded you of someone or
48:15i'm totally unique that's good
48:22okay i have to tell you something um so a few years ago i did a a tv thing uh married at first sight
48:32oh do you watch that yeah i've seen i haven't seen no on it though okay well
48:39sorry that's good i was getting really concerned because you're like do i remind you of someone i'm
48:45like oh do i know him i was pretty quiet in there i didn't probably wouldn't have even noticed me had
48:51you watched it you know just sort of stayed below the radar there's there's total relief going through
48:59in my mind right now melinda she seems to have no issue with it so that's good so i like your hair
49:10thank you thank you um that was so awkward i didn't recognize him and to be honest with you
49:18so far the date has been very weird to me i've got to suss out the energy a little bit more
49:25i'm really organized and i know that annoys people a lot are you are you organized i am yeah
49:32are you clean yes
49:33and at the gym i don't like where people will um will load the weight and not take them off
49:47can i be honest with you i'm guilty of that i must admit and i've been pulled up on it
49:52why do you do i never understood why people do that it's look i don't do it so much anymore
49:59this is like the funniest thing ever because i've always wondered why you people are assholes and do
50:06that you're a weight asshole well that's a bit strong um sorry but yeah i i can see how you might
50:16feel that way it's been a minute since i've done that in my defense i've gotten better um
50:23god you're pretty direct with you with your criticisms there i'm sorry i'm sorry
50:32you've got some sass i mean yeah a little bit i liked it that she had that confidence to kind
50:38of just throw out a you know a bit of casual insult and and know that i would take it in good in good
50:45faith sometimes things will just slip out that i'd like you know what don't let them slip out i do the
50:51same thing seriously i i'm not as sassy as you i don't think but i definitely do the thing where
50:56you you know you say something and go oh immediately i shouldn't have said that you know
51:03that's exactly what it is i'm liking that she's it's sort of acknowledged that she's a bit sassy
51:09oh i think we're going to get along just great i might have met my match here and i was able just
51:15to explain from my past and she just took it in her stride lovely to meet you
51:23this seems really lovely and i think our energy matches each other so that's important
51:28but he's a bit different and i want to know more about him so i think maybe i need to like
51:34google him i'm gonna do a bit of a maths deep dive
51:47in sydney the connection bernie and marissa made on the phone has translated to real life
51:55with sparks flying between the pair i just wanted to see this angle of you as well
52:00like maybe you're trying to give me just one angle and i was like what's happening
52:05what are you hiding over there i don't know
52:08i like your vibe which is it's getting fun it's getting cheeky
52:14look living together might be a bit more fun than we anticipated i don't know i'm just saying
52:30you
53:00if she's a great kisser 10 out of 10 ding ding ding 10 10 10 10 10 yeah like I
53:13got really red I write his personality and we definitely have lots of sexual
53:20chemistry but my concern with birdie right now is if he's got the maturity
53:28level that matches mine do you live with myself or with someone else why is this
53:36funny do you like with my ex cuz there's something I did not mention it in the
53:42text so I am feeling kind of nervous in that I've got to drop this bomb and it
53:49might just be a no I think it's time to tell you something
53:57you've got a kid
54:03yeah I do have a kid do you actually I do how old nine nine years old okay no
54:17fucking way Ramon yeah sorry to drop it like that just felt like there was such
54:26limited time texting yeah that there wasn't the right opportunity I don't
54:34feel about dating a mom it's kind of like blindsided me during the weekdays I
54:40obviously like do school drop-off and school pick up and then sometimes we have
54:45some more reasons but have every weekend this is serious responsibility to be honest in this
54:55situation normally I'd probably find an excuse to just you know move on to the
54:59next one but I don't want to do that I'm here for a reason focus from the way that
55:05you're like chatting it was like you're quite youthful like you seem quite youthful and you
55:09seem quite like spontaneous open to life in general you know I mean that's not
55:14what I would imagine like someone that has a child to be like I don't think that I
55:19fit the typical I guess stereotype but I never want to I think I there are many
55:26different versions of Marissa and mom Marissa is just one of them yeah and that's healthy that's
55:32really healthy yeah oh it's gonna be a very interesting few weeks with you yeah first
55:38mom I've ever dated and I'm moving in with her I think what's in store now is gonna be a very
55:47insane journey I honestly couldn't tell you what's gonna happen all right see you but I'm coming into
55:56this to really challenge myself it's like let's do it next time on love triangle the next phase of the
56:09experience moving in together hello hello metal last night and I were ready to share a house that's
56:19not crazy that's normal Mike's past comes back to haunt him yeah I did a bit of a math steep dive
56:25and two new singles we are in the absolute trenches enter the radical experience
56:37hi hi hi how are you
57:07my
57:20oh
57:21you
57:21you