MJTV: Fester's Botched Video Shoot
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00:00So I'm shooting these videos, a minute, minute and a half long,
00:02to promote the fact we're giving away the car and the cash.
00:05I got $15,000 in cash spread all over the car.
00:09I've got the car sitting there.
00:12So Fester's in charge of the video shoot.
00:14Just shoot it in 4K on the cell phone.
00:18Fester gets a microphone setup where a microphone is plugged into the iPhone.
00:24He's got a brand-new iPhone 12.
00:26Luckily, he just replaced his iPhone 6 with the big old cracked screen.
00:32And Fester is directing.
00:34Fester's in charge.
00:36I asked Fester, hey, do you test everything out?
00:38Does everything sound great?
00:40He's like, yeah, it's perfect.
00:41So I go through a tear.
00:43I do six of these videos in a row.
00:46And the next one is better than the next one.
00:48I think we're all really great.
00:50I'm just ripping through little different themes.
00:53You want to hear what the video sounds like?
00:55All right, here it is.
00:57Fester in charge of the video.
00:59This is what it sounded like.
01:01Hey, it's MJ from the MJ Morning Show on Q105.
01:05It is time to show us your MJ.
01:07You know the deal.
01:08Make a sign.
01:10Put it on display.
01:11The entire Tampa Bay area is your canvas.
01:14Just make the sign that says the MJ Morning Show is back.
01:18What the hell did you do?
01:20Sounds like you're morphing into an alien.
01:21Yeah, that audio would sound better if you were underwater in Turks and Caicos.
01:25My God.
01:26It's terrible.
01:28Why do you say Turks and Caicos?
01:29Because it's far away.
01:30Okay.
01:31All right.
01:31Very far.
01:32Why didn't you pick another Caribbean destination?
01:34Yeah.
01:34Why don't the Caymans?
01:36You know, I love to scuba dive little Cayman.
01:39Yes.
01:39Well, when you're talking to your dive partner in little Cayman, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
01:43bro, bro.
01:43That's how you sound.
01:44Third prize.
01:46What the hell did you do?
01:49I don't know.
01:50I think it sounds like maybe there was a setting on your phone that you had the volume possibly
01:54too loud.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56I made MJ a little hot.
01:57I go through six of these things like, oh, my God.
02:00These are the best.
02:02All right.
02:02Let's listen to them.
02:03And then he hits the playback on the first one.
02:06I am inside of Crown Kia here in St. Petersburg.
02:10We are giving this car away.
02:12Look at the cash on the hood.
02:14We're giving away the cash.
02:16What the hell did you do?
02:19I don't know.
02:20I don't know.
02:21I don't know if it was the equipment or if it was the phone or if it was the operator.
02:24I think it was you.
02:24I think it was Fester.
02:25It was Fester.
02:26Whatever Fester touches turns to crap.
02:28I don't know.
02:29I really should not have been involved in this in any capacity.
02:32Give Fester an old plumbing van and a turkey fryer and see what happens.
02:37I can get the van definitely.
02:39I know a guy.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:42I shoot six great videos.
02:45Oh, I'm feeling great.
02:46I'm high as a kite.
02:47You look so tired in the one that was on there.
02:50By the way, I'm not high as a kite on any kind of a drug.
02:53I'm just, I'm feeling really good.
02:55Yeah.
02:55We shoot six perfect ones.
02:56They were all one takes.
02:57And we're like, all right, here it goes.
02:59Three, two, one.
02:59Boom.
02:59Take one.
03:00All right.
03:00Let's do video number two.
03:01There we go.
03:02All right.
03:02All right.
03:03Let's do video number three.
03:04Oh, this is great.
03:04How the hell did it get worse than that?
03:18Let's do video number three.